Fortune Teller Knows My Dating Secrets! - Stardew Valley
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2018
- • The NPC We Didn't Know...
The fortune teller actually knows my dating secrets.. After successfully marrying and divorcing the entire town, we stop in at the Stardew Valley Fair to have our fortune read to us. After learning that Evelyn might actually be our friend we learn that the fortune teller knows the game we're playing... Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always. 
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Everyone tell me your favorite NPC to divorce!
Harvey, he's the best
HARVEY
Zach Craftone she loves everybody’s coconuts
Shane, you get this guy to sort the mess that is his life out (as seen by all the heart events) and just when his life reaches its peak in years, you divorce him. Kinda what Mumps does for a living
Emily
Just imagine if marrying mumps was a rite of passage
"I marryied him before it was cool!!"
"Well i lasted 3 hours! How long did you last?"
OMG amazing
1 year ago, back when I was funny, we have come a long way
@@PublicVoidStart909 you still seem funny just by saying you arent
5 minutes says harvy
1 year later
Hello
She knows...
Marry her.
Sadly u cant without mods lol
And then divorce her! :D
Is marrying someone the Stardew Valley equivalent of... not... leaving any witnesses?
@@starrinq true true
Cymbient Some countries do have laws where spouses can't be asked to testify against each other in court, so...
the npc's can't divorce you because they're too poor to afford divorce which is 50,000 gold.
Stardew Valley Devs: Let’s make it expensive to divorce so people will be less inclined to do it!
DF: Are you challenging me?
duh
That means ..... I'm poor. Not an NPC, but I've only got up to 8000 gold before.
I currently have 98700
@@elonmusk3586 i never knew elon musk played stardew valley
If I took a shot for every person Mumps divorced, I'd be nearly as drunk as Pam, which means I'd be deader than the player's grandfather.
Would you at least get a cool shrine?
But granpapap isn't dead he was just locked in a shrine
While he was locked in the shrine he reached enlightenment and shed his material form. This is why he looks like a ghost when he meets you. Hitting year 3 frees grandpapap from the shrine allowing him to take his place among the gods.
@@sirmoriarty8230 Pretty sure you're taking things too seriously, bud.
Minty Karma
I’m ngl I don’t at all remember my thought process for when I made that comment... I think I was referencing one of DF’s videos maybe?
@@mintykarma336 im pretty sure it was meant to be a joke
DF: I'll straight up give you a prismatic shard. Lady: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*
pelahnar4 lol yeah I noticed that too.
lol
mhm, _o f f i c e_
HAha
I literally checked straight to the comments to see if anyone had noticed that
I enjoy how all your ex's still come to your other weddings
They're all a bunch of c u c k s
Guess there's not a heck of a lot else to do in the town, might as well go to a wedding and take bets on how long this one will last.
@@jennifercavenee7572 maby 2 hours
3 hrs at best
@@aimeeturpin4257 one if he uses mod/buff to get there faster
Complain 100G for fortune teller
Wasted 50.000G+ on divorce
OMG SO FUNNY LOL.
Is it really wasted though?
Since everyone gets invited to each wedding, you'd think they would really catch on with him getting married one day and him asking them to marry him the next day. "Didn't you just get married yesterday? And last week?"
Well I think that just shows the intelligence of the towns people. Mayor Lewis and Penny have failed with the education of the town.
"He's only doing it to get wedding gifts out of us!"
good point
I feel like Lewis is some sort of a devil that made a contract with DF to keep divorcing people while he gets the cash and DF gets the pleasure of actually hurting people emotionally. Wowee!
We found Lewis's money supply for his statues!
@@janeenschultz8502 and then Mumps destroys the statues! And then give Lewis more money to makr more statues! Its a circle! Mumps marrys, Mumps divorces, Mumps gives Lewis money, Lewis buys staue, Mumps destroys statue. Over and over and over again!!!!
DF is the demon, Lewis is the profiteer. But close enough!
he also married Lewis at some point LMAO
yeppppp
Petition for a mod that spouses can divorce you
10 have voted let’s make it 11
Yeeees
Not needed, it will just be a race to divorce and Mumps is always faster.
Plz
@@jessecoffman5614 oof
Theory mumps retains his youth through sacrificing his children.
Anyone else wonder how he has made so much Stardew Valley content. This game is deep.
Adam Macintyre it’s more the fan base. He asks for video ideas and we never fail to give him at least one interesting idea
Mumps funds the mayor's statue habit.
lewis, after the 6th wedding that month: so uh... welcome back everyone,
LMAO
Mumps marrying and divorcing everyone in 1 video!! It must be my Birthday!!
Kirara Lala no it’s mine
Well then happy birthday you two!
It was my mother's birthday today. Does that count?
It's just the usual...
It was mine!
If you marry Alex and have less than 10 hearts with george, when you talk to him he said things like two men shouldn't get married
He says that when you DON'T have 10 hearts with george.
corected, mistook "least" for "less", 'i'm no native speaker
And then if you get him up to ten hearts, he says that seeing how much you love each other has changed his stubborn old mind. Warms the cockles of my cynical heart.
@@TheChaoticCanuck cry more
I feel like I've gotten that 10 heart "you've changed my view point" message before when my character married Leah and I was getting everyone up to max hearts
It would be fun if there was a mod that can make the npcs divorce you
That doesn't sound fun ;-;
Someone make that mod
tfw when you forget to say your daily hi to your spouse for one day
You should tell BunnyJumps! He makes mods and I think he might try! It would be HILARIOUS!!!
Something along the lines of them growing cold to you after a certain amount of time without the extra heart, and then having a random chance with going through with the divorce. Would also be cool if you could implement the implied couples (eg:Seb+Abigail, Leah+Elliot) being a reason for divorce, and having the couples get together after one divorced you
5:50 "everyone's least favorite bachelor"
me, a harvey stan: *excuse me*
Actually, he's the 3rd favorite. Sam is everyone's least favorite, which is sad because he needs more love. Here's the popularity list if you're interested, though:
1. Shane
2. Sebastian
3. Harvey
4. Alex
5. Elliott
6. Sam
Simple Shades shane is so boring
aya winslow Shane is better pre-marriage. But his suicidal cut scene made me pretty sad
Me, in a happily committed relationship with Harvey- *sOBS*
@@moviestargf idk man, most people love him
"One of my earlies memories of stardew valley is finding harvey her and thinking, who is this weirdo?" that was like two years, WOW
3:54
Abigail: "Oh gosh darn I'm getting serious with him and only him as he gets serious with me and only me
"The crystal ball has moved on!
Just like me..."
You "now" have the ability to skip weddings Mhhhm. I have to look over the suit thing I was sure I fixed it.
BunnyJumps You are Legend.
ModMasterBunnyJumps
BunnyJumps, aka DF's slave
BunnyJumps hey - I was wondering, how did you learn c#? (or what you’re using to mod) im tryna learn it as well
@@raisin4406 sounds stupid but I just started programming c#. When I first got to c# I've taught myself already multiple other programming languages (via RUclips, books and school) and some languages are similar to each other. So I just started programming C# and if I had questions I googled them.
Lewis could make that golden statue of all your divorce money
The most DF thing I’ve ever heard “actually this is my job I’m a professional marriager”. Omfg I’m dying.
If only we could grow marriages like megacrops and harvest them for how much the divorce costs.
*We’d make BANK.*
Dangerously funny, You could map out the NPC walking by putting something down for them to destroy. Could fill the entire map with Golden statues? to see where NPC go?
Haley: I’m kinda nervous. Aren’t you?
DF: Nah, not really. I’ve done this before.
Me: Yeah. About 800 times.
I got the "are you playing games?" prediction from the fortune teller when I was only dating 3 people and I was so offended haha
Aby: “I hope u like me pale”
Df:”I don’t like u at all”
Harvey: “You have a really healthy glow! That’s good!”
DF: “Why are you looking at me?”
Dang man the guy’s trying to be nice and you shut him down 😂
no hate I’m just saying that cause he’s my husband on my game lol
"Why are you looking at me?"
***DF gives a bouquet to Harvey***
Mine too
I just noticed that when they turn sideways during the ceremony, when you go to skip the wedding, they change out of wedding clothes and back into their normal clothes.
One time I was dating Sam and Sebastian and she said “a man who’s name starts with s is eager to help you!” Gee thanks real helpful lady
Mumps: well if it fails... another day of my life
Me: HAHAHAhaha *starts to sob*
Someone asks me what your videos are all about, and I quote you, "good morning current husband". Yep. That sums it up.
Pam is shreks daughter
@Lloyd Vaughan Really? I thought she was the mother.
shrek is Pam’s son
The Pam has found a way to be both
Pam is Shrek's dumpster
Pam is shreks son
As for the green carpet thing, my house has some green carpet, but I think it's from the 80s
For all we know SD could be in the 80s
Caroline has a green carpet too, how cool.
One of my favorite places I ever lived had forest green carpet in the room I stayed in. Loved it.
When DF was just a bright-eyed Stardew Valley player, I wonder who was his favorite?
Me being a goody two-shoes I disliked Pam from the very start
He said he likes Leah...because she lives closest.
There’s actually a really great mod that shows you where each NPC is in the moment your in. I think it’s called NPC tracker or something, but it’s really easy to install
Harvey: Having a patient's life in your hands and then failing is a thought that will haunt you forever!
Harvey has a book called "do it yourself knee surgery".
"does anyone in the world actually have green carpet?" *Looks down at green carpeted bedroom floor.*
Typical DF. Marrieing and Divorcing is an old Tradition. That's why I love him. He is so original!
Kraynak Oofling Marrying*
...dont fall in love with him, he'll divorce you
He can talk about anything sv related, I love his voice and humor! Btw watched first DF’s video☺️
My favorite quote from DF is “Why am I in a log”
i love your hilarious savagery with the NPC's and how you insult them, the sassiest of mumps
Have not watched the video yet, but I know this video will be awesome! Your videos just make my day 👌💎
NPC:what do you farm?
DF:divorces
Edit: I’m rewatching all of the old Stardew valley videos, and I forgot I commented this. It’s been nine months. 😂
“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” Lady: refuses by turning head
A really good season for Lewis, he can buy a couple more gold statues.
Harvey actually does perform surgeries in emergency situations, like when you lose all your health in Skull Cavern.
Always good to see the new vids!
Love all your content. Keep it coming
Yo! If you're married to Harvey and you passed out in skull cavern, would he still charge you 1000g?
yea
Mans gotta eat
Man your the one feeding him
You should install the mod that let's you see all the npcs on the map!
Might help you with finding those slackers. :)
Love your channel!
When I went to the fortune teller they called Sebastian bashful once I married him. They also, the first time I saw them, they knew I’d break up with Sam, Shane, Penny, Alex, and Elliot. They said “I see you breaking many hearts”
I don't understand why I love these divorse themed stardew valley videos, but in the time span of a week they are now my favorite.
I-
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WhY aM i ThE hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT?!.
For some reason I just love that he just treats every NPC like a fucking tool, it’s great
"Everyone's least favourite bachelor (Harvey)" Harvey being the only person i want to marry lmao
Please make more stardew valley videos. Your commentary on this game is the best I've seen. 😂
“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” 😂😂😂
Hmmm the fortune teller said that you and abigail seemed happy together and then a couple of months later you make a video saying that abigail is best girl
Lewis is buying Gold Statues for divorce money
Have you ever wondered where does krobus go on the 1st of winter? Or where does Marnie and Mayor Lewis go from that bush at night?
What about this:
1. Go to marnies ranch
2.get an animal and name it "[777]" to summon a error block
3 give it to pam (why not)
Love all of the shots at The Pam.
Morose means sullen and I'll tempered
This is for those who were wondering at 2:41
This was really good I like how you do all of this work for like nothing lel so this will be funny RIGHT RIGHT btw Im drawing your stardew vally character
Thank you for this video ! 😊🌻
"Good morning lewis, you are going to have a good month!"
Suggestions: Can you try out any other expansion mods or a video about what to do in endgame to not get bored/how to get a lot of money
Hoofer Le Goofer
If you get bored start a new game
She must have seen your videos XD
Yay! I really wanted a video about that fortune teller
Pierre isn’t in the hole because of joja mart, he’s going bankrupt having to pay for mumps’s weddings.
XD its so funny. My name is Leah so sometimes when you say it, I keep looking up like somebody is calling me. Haha! I am also an artist! But not a sculptor. x3
Sebastion:I think living with you is making me come out of my shell, I think it's g-
Mumps:Nope,go back in your shell
"The fortune teller's gonna give me what I want, otherwise, they're getting married and divorced." LMAO
hey if you struggle finding npcs theres a mod that shows where they are on the map and it makes it super easy to find anyone!! love your vids :)
Hey DF, awesome as always! Do you know what happens when you talk to the NPCs' parents after you've divorced their kid (Sam, Penny, Maru, Sebastian, and Abigail all have parents in the Valley)?
Last time I was this early, DF still had new ideas (just messing with you).
Hey, DF! About the “finding the NPS” thing: there is a mod which shows you on the map where characters are at the moment by showing you their icons. It’s SUPER HELPFUL.
Ur snarky remarks in this video has be rolling... keep it up just stumbled upon ur videos on this game
After reaching the bottom of the mine the dwarf shows up to weddings
"Hello harvey, everyone's least favorite bachelor" false. He is my favorite, then again, after about a year or two I will probably divorce him, get rid of the kid, and marry Sebastian spook yea
when he skipped Alex's wedding, he changed sprite and it was hilarious.
I just love the way you say "everyone".
I thought the town would confront you. Do you have a mod on?
It only happens is you enter a certain area, the saloon for the boys, and haily/Emily’s house for the girls.
I think he had to go into the saloon to trigger it and he never went in there.
Makes sense, thanks
5:58
Are u a med student?
Nobody says general practitioner except med students
lol the glass pod in Pam's bedroom. Nice easter egg.
That subtle mmmhmm was hilarious
Harvey is my favourite ❤️ he’s so kind and sweet and gives great gifts
Courtney Thomas hes also the one everybody forgets about
Abigail is the best wife, and anyone who disagrees, can go have themselves a lovely day, it's all based on opinion, and there's a spouse for everyone, and I can't expect you to agree with my own personal opinion
7:52 this channel is dangerously funny!
You are the master of Stardew Valley!
Divorce them while pregnant
He already tried that.
He did that already
ruclips.net/video/L75sJ2l55ag/видео.html
Nothing happens. Wife gets an abortion
I actually just got this dialogue with having about 5 hearts with every one of the eligible people to date. I was pretty surprised.
5:22
yup the marriage put u in the log
None of your ideas are stupid DF 😃
I like all your incredible and funny videos🙌🏻Continue being the most awesome person ever 😊
11:22 - 11:23 your tractor is alive! it literally moved, facing outside! Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this xD hahahaha
13:15 the lady looks at you after he told her he can just give her a prismatic shard
I like his voice when he is saying " hello"
Farms are actually a great place to grow up as a kid. I grew up on a big farm (20 acres I think) and it was awesome to have a lot of room to run around. Plus I am able to honestly say I was raised in a barn