I just want to bring to attention something the wizard said: "I always thought one of the children in stardew valley were mine." This implies that he did not know WHICH child was his, meaning he slept with more than one of the mothers there- without protection nonetheless!
He actually has a line that says “Nothing makes me smile or laugh anymore… Yes I know, I’m being dramatic.” BUT! He smiles half the time your married to him
@@lilyshyperfixations the creator of stardew valley is apparently really pissed off at people assuming that and says at that point in the relationship with the player character she no longer has feelings for Sam at all
@@jaddywithaj Cheating and breaking up is one thing, but getting back together and having the man believe that the child he's raising for 18+ years is his is something completely worst.
@@TheSpy149 right on mate. I thought at first it was Abigail too because her hair is violet. But then Caroline told me in a line said that Abigail have a chestnut hair when she was young just like Pierre. Then that only left us with Jas.
wait... hold up... your character can see the forest spirits, can have a permanent hair color, is well versed in combat, and can use magic... does that mean caroline isnt the only mistress of the wizards?
i'm guessing the wizard isn't the only one with magical capabilities. i mean, your grandpa visits you in spirit form... and i highly doubt that concernedape is into incest lol
At that moment, I feel like the Farmer just looked to the side and handled an extra Construction Bundle to the Junimos just to fix that Morris-shaped hole on the Community Center.
CrazyFishGames I appreciate your comment. Most comments like this just quote the vid and gets tons of likes. But you added dialogue and I appreciate that. Thanks for making my day stranger that 🤔I don’t know😂😅💗
**makes a video about Caroline's baby daddy drama and inserts himself in said drama ** 11:57 "don't drag me into this , this is your guys' train wreck"
I don't understand this logic. This sounds more like a concept of what a Parent is compared to a Birth Giver or Baby Daddy. I don't know it just may be the fact I am a Surrogate child who was made with a Sperm Donner from a bank; that its not who gave birth to you and that it is who RAISED you that is your parents. This just sounds like Social Justice BS. The Wizard never raised Abigail, she may never see him as anything more than a Biological Father. Maybe someone to form a relationship too but never someone whom she will call Dad one day. Pierre raised her, took care of her, provided for her, taught her how to live mostly in the world. That is a true Father, one whom she most definitely will always call "Dad" even into her older years.
No. Basically, I feel like the wizard doesn't want to change Abigail's mind on who her father is. Yes, he is her biological dad. But Pierre is the one who raised and loved her. Who doted on his wife and tried to raise both of them in stable conditions. The Wizard admires that. In any other circumstance, I'm sure he would most likely take Abigail as an apprentice of some sort.
Not really, but only because the milk has already spilled and spoiled looooong time ago, Abigail's an adult. But if this was said when she was a child....yeah, this would be rude.
Kirara Lala this is a mod but the Abigail thing is most likely cannon because there is stuff like Abigail says she can’t remember the last time she dyed her hair implying it the natural color and some other stuff.
Remember how there was that clipping of a newspaper that said “Owners of (I forget the name) farm murd-?” There was another clipping up in the top right of the house.
@@cyntdestroyer69xd once you enter a sewer , you would not be able to consider yourself clean. if things like that happen to you rather than doing the same thing your partner did , please breakup first and 'SEARCH' for a better man rather than sleeping with random people. your partner will be labelled dick sucking slut , or a shitass ducking bastard [depending on the gender] but please remember who YOU are. you are not a cheating asshole or a dick sucking slut. don't go and act like one. believe me when i tell you your life will take a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy darker turn if you take the path of 'CHEAT AND BREAKUP' because after that even you won't be able to consider yourself innocent in public. I dont understand the current generation at all. i mean find a suitable partner damn it! don't just go out there and date any random dude or dudett [i dont know if that is actually a word] and most of all dont lose your virginity to anyone except the person with whom you are going to spend your life with. this will help you to stay away from the shitty buggies in the society. believe me when i say looks doesnt matter at all in the society , it didnt matter for a long lonnnnnnng time . A good looking guy can be a rapist and a beautiful woman can be a full on slut. so be on guard everytime you want to date a person or are dating a person. Heart is a fragile thing. keep it safe . dont let other people break it as it might take a very long time to fix or might actuallt get so damaged, it might be impossible to heal at all........
He absolutely does have every right to complain though. Cheating vs. cheating is one thing, but literally cuckolding the guy and then hiding that from him until there's no chance of doing that anymore? Pierre shouldn't have tried to _punch_ the wizard, he should've gone for a *shotgun instead* and then set the entire tower on fire when he was done.
I went on to Nexus to find some new SV mods and found this one. When I got it installed I finally realized which mod you were using in the previous video and got so excited. I'm still working on going through all the content, but it's amazing!
When Abigail, Caroline and the Wizard talked about keeping it a secret, the first thing that came to my mind was the song Secret by The Pierces, specifically the sentence "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead". I have a feeling that after telling DF any secret, this sentence becomes true. Btw, the way the wizard talked, according to caroline, that "one of the children are his", it sounded way too much like the wizard wasn't getting it on with just Caroline.
Abigail: 'She even forbids me to go near the tower, I never understood why.' DF: 'That's probably because when she went near the tower she ended up with you.' Had me dying 😂💀
To be honest i like all of you'r content But i love Stardew valley content .. i've played this game for 192hours and i quit but i still see your videos on it Keep it up bro :D
I don't know why, but this brings me some comfort after finally returning to Stardew Valley, almost a year after I stopped playing, when I reached 384 hours. I have constantly watched his videos though even through my hiatus away from the valley.. Never give up on Stardew Valley!
I think the reason his Stardew Valley content is better than other content is the nature of the game. This game contains a lot of wholesome dialogue and DF is great at twisting it in unexpected hilarious ways.
9:08 Wait, Wait, Wait, He fool around with other woman first, Pierre is not the vixtim here, Well neither is she, The one that suffer because of all of this is the daughter, What a horrible familly XD.
Caroline: I still don’t know if I should tell pierre or Abigail. DF: don’t worry yourself about it. I’ll tell them both! Moments later... Well time to tell them!😂😂
I saw this video when it first came out, got back into stardew valley years later, divorced Hailey to marry Abigail because I remembered this video, maxed friendship with Pierre, Caroline and The Wizard, only to find out it was a mod.
11:18 plot twist: Pierre: Huh? That girl in... you mean my cousin? She was dying of cancer. I was helping her. You thought...? Caroline! What have you done?
Imagine the new guy coming into town, moving in, disappearing for three years, then reappearing to expose someone.
Probably an intelligence unit sent by the neighbouring country to destroy the village.
Lol
Absolutely Chad
I laughed so hard at this i comment
@CallMeKevin please Come
I just want to bring to attention something the wizard said: "I always thought one of the children in stardew valley were mine." This implies that he did not know WHICH child was his, meaning he slept with more than one of the mothers there- without protection nonetheless!
Including Mumps'...
Pam....
Robin? Well, Sebastian is as interested in the dark things as Abby. It makes sense...
Abayas it’s Jas. Her mother is dead because of the witch
Like someone else mentioned, the other mother could be Robin... Sebastian's into adventure/fantasy and has purple hair.....
"When Abigail started developing special... Powers"
Well no shit Caroline she eats rocks what did you expected?
Zred Arts also a rock with a hardness level 7
@@michealyoutube4911 *deeper grove
Zaldhy Darwin I have no idea what you mean, but sure.
jerryrigseverything?
Wait when she says she is starving when u gift her minerals is literal??? I just thought was another strange line
“I told Sebastian too he just laughed at me”
*Wrong Sebastian never laughs.*
If he literally laughed what would he look like-
Sebastian makes a "hm"
WRONG SEBSASTING😁😁😄😃😂😟🥲🥲😂😁😂😁😄😂😄😂😄😅😄😅😁😃😁😃😁😅😄😅😄😅😄😂😁😂😁😂😄😅😄😅😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😃😅😄😅😄😅😄😅😄😅😄😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LAYGHS LOL😂🥲😂🤣😂😂😁😁🤣😁🤣😁😂😁😂🤣😂🤣😂😁😂😁😄😁🤣😁😂😄😂😄😂😄😂😁😂😁😂😄😂😄😂😄😂😄😂😁😂😁🤣😁😂😁😄😂😁😂😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😃😁😃😁😃😁😄😃😄😁😄😆😆😁😃😄😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😁😄😂😄😅😄😅😄😂😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁😁😂😂😁😄😂😄😂😄😂😁😃😁😄😁😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁😂😁😂😁😃😁😃😁😂😁😃😁😃😁😄😁yellow
He actually has a line that says “Nothing makes me smile or laugh anymore… Yes I know, I’m being dramatic.” BUT! He smiles half the time your married to him
Yeah that line in this mod jumped out at me too as out of character for him. The mod seems to get Abigail's character well though.
"Everyone cheats on everyone in this town." Holy shit, that's true. It's like a goddamn soap up in the valley.
It's true? Who else cheats on who?
@@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Your farmer at any time they want.
@@chileshems88 😤😤 i take my fake video game relationship with penny very seriously what are you trying to accuse me of buddy
@@yourlocalpunkposer8107 I mean Penny had it going on with Sam while you were courting her (remember her 8 hearts event? ;) )
@@lilyshyperfixations the creator of stardew valley is apparently really pissed off at people assuming that and says at that point in the relationship with the player character she no longer has feelings for Sam at all
Caroline: stop
DF:she never told the wizard to stop
:sob:
Wow over 100 like thx so much i didn't think it would get this much
Shit
Pikachuisloveandlife *763
Probably even told him to not stop
"Juminos are harmless, but they can be harmed"
You wanna go?
Picks the little thing up and yeets it into acid*
Ruh roh.
@@corgimaster6333 * picks the little thing up and yeets it's acid
@@corgimaster6333 I'll just yeet myself out of existence and I'll get my brethren
@@GodfatherPuppy he puts a binding spell on the creacher*sorry but quantum physics dose not allow that
"YOUR THE WORST! I TRUSTED YOU!"
"Your husband trusted you. how do you think he feels?"
That line was genuinely kinda badass, funny.
Wasn't that a comment you sent on one the sl1pg8rs video exactly?
ShinyTyranitarz who the fuck is that
not really, Pierre was fooling around with some other girl as well. What caroline did wasnt the smartest but Pierre is not innocent either.
@@jaddywithaj Cheating and breaking up is one thing, but getting back together and having the man believe that the child he's raising for 18+ years is his is something completely worst.
that line is most savage :))
"Pierre stop"
"You never told the wizard to stop."
*w h e e z e*
STOP 😂
HELP DHXHDHZBEHZ
💀
"How long have you been standing out here, Trouble?"
"You're the magic one, you tell me."
"I see... you've overheard everything."
it fits so well
I thought the reveal was gonna be that Rasmodious was sleeping with both Caroline AND Pierre when DF saw Pierre hurrying into the woods.
Same. How bad is it that I kinda wanted that to happen...???
now THAT would be funny as hell
DAMN I ACTUALLY WANTED THAT.
Same! Especially when he was all like, "It's me.."
Pierre's wife's boyfriend
For being a mod. It's very convincing lore wise. It really fits
i saw this on my phone so i couldn't see the full title and i was straight up googling this cause i thought it was part of the 1.4 update 😭😭😭
Oh wow! That's one helluva mod!
Ember Hydra except wrong person. It’s Jas. Her mother died, because of the witch, which was wizards wife before Caroline
@@TheSpy149 right on mate. I thought at first it was Abigail too because her hair is violet. But then Caroline told me in a line said that Abigail have a chestnut hair when she was young just like Pierre. Then that only left us with Jas.
LIGMA BALLS but Sebastian ?-
wait... hold up... your character can see the forest spirits, can have a permanent hair color, is well versed in combat, and can use magic... does that mean caroline isnt the only mistress of the wizards?
Chris Nicho
That’s concerning cause the player character can marry Abigail.
Despair Melody incest is wincest.
@@dr.health1688
Incest is relative.
i'm guessing the wizard isn't the only one with magical capabilities. i mean, your grandpa visits you in spirit form... and i highly doubt that concernedape is into incest lol
Or you're also Caroline's child!
Pierre: *Get's to learn that Abigail is not actually his daughter*
Also Pierre after he learns of it: *Is AbIgAiL eVeN mY oWn DaUgHtEr?*
After that he tripped on a rock and got brain damage
@@Velvettei are we talking about Pierre or Goku right now?
he aint the step father , hes the father who stepped up
THATS WHY WHEN I GAVE HER AMETHYST SHE SAID "yum! these are my favorite"
@@therm_isthebest Abigail kindof a kinky bish.
"dad, you're one of the strongest people I know". He did uppercut a full grown fat man through the community center roof.
At that moment, I feel like the Farmer just looked to the side and handled an extra Construction Bundle to the Junimos just to fix that Morris-shaped hole on the Community Center.
@@omnibeta1876 "God dammit, I literally just had that fixed!"
DF: "I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."
Pure gold 😂😂😂
He's such a lovable sociopath
I love that line so much
hahaha
I feel like over time DF is slowly getting more evil and then he takes over the world.
Yes, but we have front seats.
And he probably will accept us as his minions.
Or we can become unpaid interns
...
@@grepgrok8735 next soviet union?
There's another comment like this.
"It sure is a lot to take in at once"
"That's what your wife saiddd.."
DF, I do enjoy watching you very much.
CrazyFishGames I appreciate your comment. Most comments like this just quote the vid and gets tons of likes. But you added dialogue and I appreciate that. Thanks for making my day stranger that 🤔I don’t know😂😅💗
I had to pause the video after that line because I was laughing so hard.
That’s what she said but it’s mairrage
lol
Pierre: "It... sure is a lot to take in all at once.."
DF: "🎵 *That's what your wife said.~* 🎵"
He said it so happily and musically lol
STOP BRUH 😂
Rhasmodius: "may I speak"
RUclips: *AD TIME*
Yep
Rasmodius: what? You never played tuber simulator?
Literally happened as I was reading this. Then my Wi-Fi bugged for half a minute.
Ye me too
9:53 Plot twist, Pierre is also seeing the wizard!
Everyone wants that wizard staff.
Guess you can say that the Wizard knows how to make a night...
*puts on sunglasses*
... magical.
@@Midnight-Starfish *the theme song to CSI starts playing*
@@carriesmith7225 I really wanted to put that in my comment but decided not to but I'm so glad you did that.
I thought that too😂 maybe they're both cheating with the wizard? 🤔😂
**makes a video about Caroline's baby daddy drama and inserts himself in said drama **
11:57 "don't drag me into this , this is your guys' train wreck"
technically he didn't want to insert himself into anyone's troubles he just wanted to watch as things burned
"She never told the wizard to stop."
*MY SIDES*
Pierre: Trying to punch the wizard
The game: *Happy music intensifies*
"I made a mistake. I shouldve done this on his birthday" LMAO
This is getting telenovela level, and I can't believe I was extremely invested
No, Carolina, por que? *weeps in telenovela*
Happy birthday Pierre! You are not the father!
*caroline starts running*
@@gonkdroid8391 Pierre: "Why are you running?!"
“don’t worry everyone laughs at sebastian” me: i love him
Edited this just to stop any more comments :]
That must have been a gut punch since he basically said “you are my child but you mean nothing to me”
@@Pocket_Crab tru
I don't understand this logic. This sounds more like a concept of what a Parent is compared to a Birth Giver or Baby Daddy. I don't know it just may be the fact I am a Surrogate child who was made with a Sperm Donner from a bank; that its not who gave birth to you and that it is who RAISED you that is your parents. This just sounds like Social Justice BS.
The Wizard never raised Abigail, she may never see him as anything more than a Biological Father. Maybe someone to form a relationship too but never someone whom she will call Dad one day.
Pierre raised her, took care of her, provided for her, taught her how to live mostly in the world. That is a true Father, one whom she most definitely will always call "Dad" even into her older years.
No. Basically, I feel like the wizard doesn't want to change Abigail's mind on who her father is. Yes, he is her biological dad. But Pierre is the one who raised and loved her. Who doted on his wife and tried to raise both of them in stable conditions. The Wizard admires that. In any other circumstance, I'm sure he would most likely take Abigail as an apprentice of some sort.
Not really, but only because the milk has already spilled and spoiled looooong time ago, Abigail's an adult.
But if this was said when she was a child....yeah, this would be rude.
Can you please investigate the fact that Abigail says that she's pregnant during the medical visit?
YAAAAAAAS
PLEASE 🤧🤧
OMG WHAT??!
What?
SHE DOES?!
Pierre: The Wizard may have been your father, Abigail, but he wasn’t your daddy.
Pierre before jumping intu the cauldron XD
Pretty sure the farmer is Abigail's daddy
He's Marry Poppins
I feel like this totally could be canon ALSO DF is the Wizard your dad too? I mean you see Junimos too. Might need to send your dad a letter.....🤔
Cneuba I thought this was a mod
So if you marry Abigail it would be ... incest ?!? XD
How you put that emoji?
So basically, Potion to understand and see Junimos. It’s literally stated that’s why he can see them.
Kirara Lala this is a mod but the Abigail thing is most likely cannon because there is stuff like Abigail says she can’t remember the last time she dyed her hair implying it the natural color and some other stuff.
“she never told the wizard to stop” I was sitting here thinking “what,? he didnt try to hit pierre back... OH” 😂😂😂
14:20
Pierre: “It sure is a lot to take in all at once.”
Mumps: That’s what your wife said.
"... a moment please" -disappears-
"I think I'm in trouble"
What if we were wrong all together and Sebastian is the true love child? I mean, he doesn't have a dad at all. What if this is all misdirection?
And he is dubbed "The Wizard" of the synthesizer by Sam and he role plays as a Wizard for their DnD equivalent.
jas doesnt have amy parents around either
Abigail, Sebastian, and Jas are all his children😅
@@basicwitewitch2308 doesn't Abigail have a crush on Sebastian tho....ᵃˡᵃᵇᵃᵐᵃ
@@rae9510 oh god I’m from Alabama 😂
This whole video had me screaming “DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!”
“Dad, I know it’s confusing”
DF: no this isn’t your dad, that’s your dad. This one is Pierre
Best part here is "you never told the wizard to stop"
11:05
caroline: abigail is not your daughter
DF: (Happy) SURPRISE!!
me: death by laughter
This channel is the sole reason I haven't gave up on humanity
haven't GIVEN up on humanity.
@@lePirateMan Did you really have to correct them?
Nope
@@lePirateMan Then why did you?
Because I did
Remember how there was that clipping of a newspaper that said “Owners of (I forget the name) farm murd-?” There was another clipping up in the top right of the house.
yeah but its not actually that interesting. I married Sophia and the story is eh
12:26 "no no no, that's not your father, he's your father, that is Pierre.." 😂👌
Cheating on someone who's cheated on you might not be the best reaction, but honestly, Pierre has absolutely no right to complain :D
Why it's not the best reaction? Cheat and breakup if somebody's betraying you, there is 100% justified reason
@@cyntdestroyer69xd i think "breakup and cheat" is better, as it's no longer cheating in that case
@@gwyneth8306 I don't see a reason why eye for an eye is a bad thing - it's totally fair to me
@@cyntdestroyer69xd once you enter a sewer , you would not be able to consider yourself clean. if things like that happen to you rather than doing the same thing your partner did , please breakup first and 'SEARCH' for a better man rather than sleeping with random people. your partner will be labelled dick sucking slut , or a shitass ducking bastard [depending on the gender] but please remember who YOU are. you are not a cheating asshole or a dick sucking slut. don't go and act like one. believe me when i tell you your life will take a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy darker turn if you take the path of 'CHEAT AND BREAKUP' because after that even you won't be able to consider yourself innocent in public. I dont understand the current generation at all. i mean find a suitable partner damn it! don't just go out there and date any random dude or dudett [i dont know if that is actually a word] and most of all dont lose your virginity to anyone except the person with whom you are going to spend your life with. this will help you to stay away from the shitty buggies in the society. believe me when i say looks doesnt matter at all in the society , it didnt matter for a long lonnnnnnng time . A good looking guy can be a rapist and a beautiful woman can be a full on slut. so be on guard everytime you want to date a person or are dating a person. Heart is a fragile thing. keep it safe . dont let other people break it as it might take a very long time to fix or might actuallt get so damaged, it might be impossible to heal at all........
He absolutely does have every right to complain though.
Cheating vs. cheating is one thing, but literally cuckolding the guy and then hiding that from him until there's no chance of doing that anymore?
Pierre shouldn't have tried to _punch_ the wizard, he should've gone for a *shotgun instead* and then set the entire tower on fire when he was done.
Abigail : Sorry Dad-
DF : *No the wizard is your dad not Pierre*
“She never told the wizard to stop”
NOOOO THATS ENOUGH THAT WAS TOO FAR 😂😂😂😂
Omg I never thought we'd still be blessed with SDV content. It's been raining foragers for weeks.
I dont get how he makes jokes without laughing at himself, im currently dying of laughter
Pierre is going to need more "stash" to deal with this.
I went on to Nexus to find some new SV mods and found this one. When I got it installed I finally realized which mod you were using in the previous video and got so excited. I'm still working on going through all the content, but it's amazing!
When Abigail, Caroline and the Wizard talked about keeping it a secret, the first thing that came to my mind was the song Secret by The Pierces, specifically the sentence "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead". I have a feeling that after telling DF any secret, this sentence becomes true.
Btw, the way the wizard talked, according to caroline, that "one of the children are his", it sounded way too much like the wizard wasn't getting it on with just Caroline.
Stardew valley should actually get dlc or an in game mod menu
something like tmodloader is to terraria perhaps?
SVE deserves official DLC status.
So that explains her constantly winning during the Easter egg hunts...
Abigail: 'She even forbids me to go near the tower, I never understood why.'
DF: 'That's probably because when she went near the tower she ended up with you.' Had me dying 😂💀
"May I speak?"
DF: "Mmmmmm-"
RUclips: [Ad time!]
The highlight of this mod is the lack of improper grammar!
Ahhhh I love it when people make mods for our theories. Well, facts in this case.
"Not you. Never you."
I lost it.
8:00 uhh. Caroline? I need to tell you something important…
See that cow up there? It’s a witness.
So destroy the evidence.
Your sadism never seizes to amaze me.
Best part of the whole video is when he say "That's what your wife said" at 14:21 lol lmfao I'm dying because of it
Golden
I'm ready for the wizard to be yeeted out of his castle. Actually no. Yeet pierre out instead.
Yeet them both out of existence.
12:05 It's short for "Monsieur", or a typo of "Mr." The question is, should there be an R, or no period
10:45
The cheery music kicking up, as this family is falling apart-
Ye, and I cant stress this enough , haW
"this look likes fun"
I feel the boredom
Ah.
.... "This looks like fun" owo... I dunno if he said what you said or not but it disturbed me
@@BambiCambi he said it in the beginning when he showed the table outside that have food or im being delusional at 2am
lo..look likes...????
GRAMMAR NAZI SELF INTENSIFYING FURTHER!!!
When he said "Aww i shoulda done this on his birthday i wasnt thinking" i started dying
"This town would be full of random kids..."
Scariest... dialogue... ever... X'D
"Look at me I'm so good at sneaking up on people with my giant glowing radius. Youd never know I was there by the sun that's emitting from me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is there any mods that reveal the green witch's history with the wizard? 😂
Mitha it's he's ex wife
To be honest
i like all of you'r content
But i love Stardew valley content ..
i've played this game for 192hours
and i quit but i still see your videos on it
Keep it up bro :D
Only 192 hours, huh? ;)
I don't know why, but this brings me some comfort after finally returning to Stardew Valley, almost a year after I stopped playing, when I reached 384 hours. I have constantly watched his videos though even through my hiatus away from the valley.. Never give up on Stardew Valley!
I think the reason his Stardew Valley content is better than other content is the nature of the game. This game contains a lot of wholesome dialogue and DF is great at twisting it in unexpected hilarious ways.
I'm at 400+ hours and I'm nowhere near ready to give it up 😂
11:02
Pierre is about to punch rasmodius
*rasmodius teleport*
Rasmodius: nothing personal kid
DF in every video: I AM GREAT IN KEEPING SCRECT
Sec later:LISTEN, I GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT MISTAKE U HAVE MADE
8:47 don't drink strange drinks from wizards
Me: but u drank a strange drink from a wizard that make floating trees pop up on your screan
Wizard: "May I speak?"
RUclips: *plays ad*
RUclips says no
"It sure is a lot to take in all at once."
tHaT's WhAt YoUr WiFe SaId...
I died lol
“Pierre STOP!” “You never told the wizard to stop.” I freaking died omgggg!
16:58 husband just found out his daughter ain't his ,may not be the best idea to have him cook dinner
16:46 Either that or the Wizard wiped his memory.
*put a hands together* perfect my plan has gone well
ooh! Sweet a new video and mod to possibly test out! Love ya vids
Forager was fun
13:00 "may I speak."
"Mmm"
To be continued
I love how there is all these cutscenes and then the background music is so upbeat
I like how during the entire confrontation with the Wizard there's the relaxing and happy gameplay music.
DF's Voice With His Roasts Makes This The Best Channel Ever XD
"I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."
I have subscribed
DF as Pierre: "This is a lot to take in at once"
DF as self: "That's what your wife said"
Me: Laughing head off.
DF you savage man.
how about those apples lmfao
Caroline: He comforted me and gave me words of wisdom
DF: if that’s what you wanna call it.
i was having a bad day/night and your commentary made me hold in my laugh at 3am lol
"And if we're really lucky..."
*sees old man still alive
"...Nope"
9:08 Wait, Wait, Wait, He fool around with other woman first, Pierre is not the vixtim here, Well neither is she, The one that suffer because of all of this is the daughter, What a horrible familly XD.
I love how DF's outro is just 'ok bye.' Really quickly
Yes. Yes I want more stardew valley content.
your speedy quips between the lines make this 100x better lol
wizard: its fine you can call him dad, cause i dont want the responsibility.
Maury: "And Pierre... you are NOT the father!"
😂🤣
DF's running commentary is just priceless. XD
Caroline: I still don’t know if I should tell pierre or Abigail.
DF: don’t worry yourself about it. I’ll tell them both!
Moments later...
Well time to tell them!😂😂
I saw this video when it first came out, got back into stardew valley years later, divorced Hailey to marry Abigail because I remembered this video, maxed friendship with Pierre, Caroline and The Wizard, only to find out it was a mod.
11:18 plot twist:
Pierre: Huh? That girl in... you mean my cousin? She was dying of cancer. I was helping her. You thought...? Caroline! What have you done?