When Pierre Finds Out The Wizard Is Abigail's Father in Stardew Valley Expansion Mod

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • First Abigail finds out thanks to Junimos. Then Caroline realizes she knows, and then Pierre finds out and isn't immediately thrilled about it. This amazing mod adds a ton of great content and some very fleshed out heart events all while maintaining the charm of Stardew Valley. If you want more Stardew Valley while waiting for the 1.4 update this mod is what you want! Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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  • @EmeraldForester777
    @EmeraldForester777 4 года назад +6280

    Imagine the new guy coming into town, moving in, disappearing for three years, then reappearing to expose someone.

    • @bayurukmanajati1224
      @bayurukmanajati1224 2 года назад +363

      Probably an intelligence unit sent by the neighbouring country to destroy the village.

    • @BarrelRacerOnYouTube
      @BarrelRacerOnYouTube 2 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @windego64
      @windego64 2 года назад +47

      Absolutely Chad

    • @D4rkkay
      @D4rkkay 2 года назад +17

      I laughed so hard at this i comment

    • @mrdarkloc1161
      @mrdarkloc1161 2 года назад +4

      @CallMeKevin please Come

  • @ZredArts
    @ZredArts 5 лет назад +10546

    "When Abigail started developing special... Powers"
    Well no shit Caroline she eats rocks what did you expected?

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 5 лет назад +211

      Zred Arts also a rock with a hardness level 7

    • @zedboiii
      @zedboiii 5 лет назад +41

      @@michealyoutube4911 *deeper grove

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 5 лет назад +41

      Zaldhy Darwin I have no idea what you mean, but sure.

    • @yunyun711
      @yunyun711 4 года назад +10

      jerryrigseverything?

    • @giannyferrari5770
      @giannyferrari5770 4 года назад +143

      Wait when she says she is starving when u gift her minerals is literal??? I just thought was another strange line

  • @Abayas.
    @Abayas. 5 лет назад +15076

    I just want to bring to attention something the wizard said: "I always thought one of the children in stardew valley were mine." This implies that he did not know WHICH child was his, meaning he slept with more than one of the mothers there- without protection nonetheless!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 года назад +931

      Including Mumps'...

    • @aquamarine23456
      @aquamarine23456 4 года назад +1144

      Pam....

    • @suprafatadecontact
      @suprafatadecontact 4 года назад +2011

      Robin? Well, Sebastian is as interested in the dark things as Abby. It makes sense...

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 года назад +596

      Abayas it’s Jas. Her mother is dead because of the witch

    • @arrancar5489
      @arrancar5489 4 года назад +989

      Like someone else mentioned, the other mother could be Robin... Sebastian's into adventure/fantasy and has purple hair.....

  • @chileshems88
    @chileshems88 5 лет назад +5100

    "Everyone cheats on everyone in this town." Holy shit, that's true. It's like a goddamn soap up in the valley.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 лет назад +32

      It's true? Who else cheats on who?

    • @chileshems88
      @chileshems88 5 лет назад +490

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Your farmer at any time they want.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 лет назад +787

      @@chileshems88 😤😤 i take my fake video game relationship with penny very seriously what are you trying to accuse me of buddy

    • @lilyshyperfixations
      @lilyshyperfixations 4 года назад +175

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 I mean Penny had it going on with Sam while you were courting her (remember her 8 hearts event? ;) )

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 4 года назад +305

      @@lilyshyperfixations the creator of stardew valley is apparently really pissed off at people assuming that and says at that point in the relationship with the player character she no longer has feelings for Sam at all

  • @retromomose7535
    @retromomose7535 5 лет назад +5504

    “I told Sebastian too he just laughed at me”
    *Wrong Sebastian never laughs.*

    • @drawer7558
      @drawer7558 4 года назад +219

      If he literally laughed what would he look like-

    • @celestedivine131
      @celestedivine131 3 года назад +215

      Sebastian makes a "hm"

    • @tangycitrus7645
      @tangycitrus7645 3 года назад +42

      WRONG SEBSASTING😁😁😄😃😂😟🥲🥲😂😁😂😁😄😂😄😂😄😅😄😅😁😃😁😃😁😅😄😅😄😅😄😂😁😂😁😂😄😅😄😅😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😃😅😄😅😄😅😄😅😄😅😄😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LAYGHS LOL😂🥲😂🤣😂😂😁😁🤣😁🤣😁😂😁😂🤣😂🤣😂😁😂😁😄😁🤣😁😂😄😂😄😂😄😂😁😂😁😂😄😂😄😂😄😂😄😂😁😂😁🤣😁😂😁😄😂😁😂😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😃😁😃😁😃😁😄😃😄😁😄😆😆😁😃😄😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😁😄😂😄😅😄😅😄😂😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁😁😂😂😁😄😂😄😂😄😂😁😃😁😄😁😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁😂😁😂😁😃😁😃😁😂😁😃😁😃😁😄😁yellow

    • @st4rsz..00
      @st4rsz..00 3 года назад +229

      He actually has a line that says “Nothing makes me smile or laugh anymore… Yes I know, I’m being dramatic.” BUT! He smiles half the time your married to him

    • @bravelittleroomba
      @bravelittleroomba 3 года назад +56

      Yeah that line in this mod jumped out at me too as out of character for him. The mod seems to get Abigail's character well though.

  • @GodfatherPuppy
    @GodfatherPuppy 5 лет назад +10094

    "Juminos are harmless, but they can be harmed"
    You wanna go?

    • @corgimaster6333
      @corgimaster6333 5 лет назад +415

      Picks the little thing up and yeets it into acid*

    • @Skittles0520
      @Skittles0520 5 лет назад +90

      Ruh roh.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 лет назад +61

      @@corgimaster6333 * picks the little thing up and yeets it's acid

    • @GodfatherPuppy
      @GodfatherPuppy 5 лет назад +143

      @@corgimaster6333 I'll just yeet myself out of existence and I'll get my brethren

    • @corgimaster6333
      @corgimaster6333 5 лет назад +14

      @@GodfatherPuppy he puts a binding spell on the creacher*sorry but quantum physics dose not allow that

  • @Endergamer-ff2qn
    @Endergamer-ff2qn 5 лет назад +9644

    Caroline: stop
    DF:she never told the wizard to stop

  • @emberhydra
    @emberhydra 5 лет назад +10760

    For being a mod. It's very convincing lore wise. It really fits

    • @kerollaynemoreira7536
      @kerollaynemoreira7536 4 года назад +637

      i saw this on my phone so i couldn't see the full title and i was straight up googling this cause i thought it was part of the 1.4 update 😭😭😭

    • @gemtail3125
      @gemtail3125 4 года назад +110

      Oh wow! That's one helluva mod!

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 года назад +167

      Ember Hydra except wrong person. It’s Jas. Her mother died, because of the witch, which was wizards wife before Caroline

    • @bernarditojoselaurente7018
      @bernarditojoselaurente7018 4 года назад +180

      @@TheSpy149 right on mate. I thought at first it was Abigail too because her hair is violet. But then Caroline told me in a line said that Abigail have a chestnut hair when she was young just like Pierre. Then that only left us with Jas.

    • @kitkat6572
      @kitkat6572 4 года назад +19

      LIGMA BALLS but Sebastian ?-

  • @garfield5983
    @garfield5983 3 года назад +1162

    "Pierre stop"
    "You never told the wizard to stop."
    *w h e e z e*

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Год назад +513

    Pierre: *Get's to learn that Abigail is not actually his daughter*
    Also Pierre after he learns of it: *Is AbIgAiL eVeN mY oWn DaUgHtEr?*

    • @Velvettei
      @Velvettei Год назад

      After that he tripped on a rock and got brain damage

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Год назад +3

      @@Velvettei are we talking about Pierre or Goku right now?

    • @magic8girl
      @magic8girl Год назад +11

      he aint the step father , hes the father who stepped up

    • @therm_isthebest
      @therm_isthebest Год назад +4

      THATS WHY WHEN I GAVE HER AMETHYST SHE SAID "yum! these are my favorite"

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Год назад

      @@therm_isthebest Abigail kindof a kinky bish.

  • @winnipeginstinct
    @winnipeginstinct 5 лет назад +5387

    wait... hold up... your character can see the forest spirits, can have a permanent hair color, is well versed in combat, and can use magic... does that mean caroline isnt the only mistress of the wizards?

    • @nyabis8044
      @nyabis8044 5 лет назад +1199

      Chris Nicho
      That’s concerning cause the player character can marry Abigail.

    • @dr.health1688
      @dr.health1688 5 лет назад +569

      Despair Melody incest is wincest.

    • @haileyroberts1103
      @haileyroberts1103 5 лет назад +314

      @@dr.health1688
      Incest is relative.

    • @hologeist7284
      @hologeist7284 5 лет назад +595

      i'm guessing the wizard isn't the only one with magical capabilities. i mean, your grandpa visits you in spirit form... and i highly doubt that concernedape is into incest lol

    • @gottaketchamall
      @gottaketchamall 5 лет назад +85

      Or you're also Caroline's child!

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 5 лет назад +9197

    "YOUR THE WORST! I TRUSTED YOU!"
    "Your husband trusted you. how do you think he feels?"
    That line was genuinely kinda badass, funny.

    • @ShinyTyranitarz
      @ShinyTyranitarz 5 лет назад +35

      Wasn't that a comment you sent on one the sl1pg8rs video exactly?

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 5 лет назад +61

      ShinyTyranitarz who the fuck is that

    • @jaddywithaj
      @jaddywithaj 5 лет назад +259

      not really, Pierre was fooling around with some other girl as well. What caroline did wasnt the smartest but Pierre is not innocent either.

    • @sofakingimmature
      @sofakingimmature 5 лет назад +430

      @@jaddywithaj Cheating and breaking up is one thing, but getting back together and having the man believe that the child he's raising for 18+ years is his is something completely worst.

    • @scream4me253
      @scream4me253 5 лет назад +5

      that line is most savage :))

  • @minim-ms
    @minim-ms 5 лет назад +3418

    I thought the reveal was gonna be that Rasmodious was sleeping with both Caroline AND Pierre when DF saw Pierre hurrying into the woods.

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 5 лет назад +358

      Same. How bad is it that I kinda wanted that to happen...???

    • @theoretical_chaos7712
      @theoretical_chaos7712 4 года назад +347

      now THAT would be funny as hell

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 года назад +174

      DAMN I ACTUALLY WANTED THAT.

    • @ZeeManStan
      @ZeeManStan 4 года назад +147

      Same! Especially when he was all like, "It's me.."

    • @shyre836
      @shyre836 4 года назад +147

      Pierre's wife's boyfriend

  • @fortysvideoarchive
    @fortysvideoarchive 4 года назад +544

    "How long have you been standing out here, Trouble?"
    "You're the magic one, you tell me."
    "I see... you've overheard everything."
    it fits so well

  • @hunterwright96
    @hunterwright96 5 лет назад +615

    Pierre: "It... sure is a lot to take in all at once.."
    DF: "🎵 *That's what your wife said.~* 🎵"

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 лет назад +4447

    I feel like over time DF is slowly getting more evil and then he takes over the world.

    • @cyanl.2245
      @cyanl.2245 5 лет назад +124

      Yes, but we have front seats.
      And he probably will accept us as his minions.

    • @grepgrok8735
      @grepgrok8735 5 лет назад +71

      Or we can become unpaid interns

    • @madisyri957
      @madisyri957 5 лет назад +2

      ...

    • @onionman500blin8
      @onionman500blin8 5 лет назад +11

      @@grepgrok8735 next soviet union?

    • @adrieltinghenghui6205
      @adrieltinghenghui6205 5 лет назад +2

      There's another comment like this.

  • @Forkez
    @Forkez 5 лет назад +1859

    DF: "I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."

  • @Firefly_serenity
    @Firefly_serenity 5 лет назад +1671

    9:53 Plot twist, Pierre is also seeing the wizard!

    • @carriesmith7225
      @carriesmith7225 5 лет назад +260

      Everyone wants that wizard staff.

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 лет назад +189

      Guess you can say that the Wizard knows how to make a night...
      *puts on sunglasses*
      ... magical.

    • @carriesmith7225
      @carriesmith7225 5 лет назад +53

      @@Midnight-Starfish *the theme song to CSI starts playing*

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 лет назад +27

      @@carriesmith7225 I really wanted to put that in my comment but decided not to but I'm so glad you did that.

    • @charlotte-7700
      @charlotte-7700 5 лет назад +24

      I thought that too😂 maybe they're both cheating with the wizard? 🤔😂

  • @requiescantenpace
    @requiescantenpace 4 года назад +628

    "dad, you're one of the strongest people I know". He did uppercut a full grown fat man through the community center roof.

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 4 года назад +121

      At that moment, I feel like the Farmer just looked to the side and handled an extra Construction Bundle to the Junimos just to fix that Morris-shaped hole on the Community Center.

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 3 года назад +41

      @@omnibeta1876 "God dammit, I literally just had that fixed!"

  • @a3u132
    @a3u132 5 лет назад +759

    Rhasmodius: "may I speak"
    RUclips: *AD TIME*

    • @hi-bi8gd
      @hi-bi8gd 5 лет назад +6

      Yep

    • @coretinker
      @coretinker 5 лет назад +10

      Rasmodius: what? You never played tuber simulator?

    • @dannyboygregory-mccormick9157
      @dannyboygregory-mccormick9157 3 года назад +1

      Literally happened as I was reading this. Then my Wi-Fi bugged for half a minute.

    • @duck_5903
      @duck_5903 3 года назад

      Ye me too

  • @alexanderbaker1883
    @alexanderbaker1883 5 лет назад +2934

    "It sure is a lot to take in at once"
    "That's what your wife saiddd.."
    DF, I do enjoy watching you very much.

    • @GoLD-ec1bw
      @GoLD-ec1bw 5 лет назад +18

      CrazyFishGames I appreciate your comment. Most comments like this just quote the vid and gets tons of likes. But you added dialogue and I appreciate that. Thanks for making my day stranger that 🤔I don’t know😂😅💗

    • @CallieRoseMartinsyde
      @CallieRoseMartinsyde 5 лет назад +17

      I had to pause the video after that line because I was laughing so hard.

    • @damudkip2115
      @damudkip2115 5 лет назад +3

      That’s what she said but it’s mairrage

    • @xcubie
      @xcubie 3 года назад

      lol

  • @gamesanime268
    @gamesanime268 5 лет назад +2973

    Can you please investigate the fact that Abigail says that she's pregnant during the medical visit?

  • @ashleysauce9867
    @ashleysauce9867 5 лет назад +1322

    **makes a video about Caroline's baby daddy drama and inserts himself in said drama **
    11:57 "don't drag me into this , this is your guys' train wreck"

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 года назад +6

      technically he didn't want to insert himself into anyone's troubles he just wanted to watch as things burned

  • @leviphilippines5588
    @leviphilippines5588 4 года назад +929

    Edited this just to stop any more comments :]

    • @Pocket_Crab
      @Pocket_Crab 4 года назад +73

      That must have been a gut punch since he basically said “you are my child but you mean nothing to me”

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 года назад +7

      @@Pocket_Crab tru

    • @nightdrivenen7909
      @nightdrivenen7909 4 года назад +39

      I don't understand this logic. This sounds more like a concept of what a Parent is compared to a Birth Giver or Baby Daddy. I don't know it just may be the fact I am a Surrogate child who was made with a Sperm Donner from a bank; that its not who gave birth to you and that it is who RAISED you that is your parents. This just sounds like Social Justice BS.
      The Wizard never raised Abigail, she may never see him as anything more than a Biological Father. Maybe someone to form a relationship too but never someone whom she will call Dad one day.
      Pierre raised her, took care of her, provided for her, taught her how to live mostly in the world. That is a true Father, one whom she most definitely will always call "Dad" even into her older years.

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 4 года назад +15

      No. Basically, I feel like the wizard doesn't want to change Abigail's mind on who her father is. Yes, he is her biological dad. But Pierre is the one who raised and loved her. Who doted on his wife and tried to raise both of them in stable conditions. The Wizard admires that. In any other circumstance, I'm sure he would most likely take Abigail as an apprentice of some sort.

    • @RynerAGL
      @RynerAGL 4 года назад +5

      Not really, but only because the milk has already spilled and spoiled looooong time ago, Abigail's an adult.
      But if this was said when she was a child....yeah, this would be rude.

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 5 лет назад +1688

    I feel like this totally could be canon ALSO DF is the Wizard your dad too? I mean you see Junimos too. Might need to send your dad a letter.....🤔

    • @aperson8792
      @aperson8792 5 лет назад +12

      Cneuba I thought this was a mod

    • @starsstorms9918
      @starsstorms9918 5 лет назад +126

      So if you marry Abigail it would be ... incest ?!? XD

    • @BlackWolf2056
      @BlackWolf2056 5 лет назад

      How you put that emoji?

    • @dr.health1688
      @dr.health1688 5 лет назад +49

      So basically, Potion to understand and see Junimos. It’s literally stated that’s why he can see them.

    • @GoldStarLord
      @GoldStarLord 5 лет назад +35

      Kirara Lala this is a mod but the Abigail thing is most likely cannon because there is stuff like Abigail says she can’t remember the last time she dyed her hair implying it the natural color and some other stuff.

  • @No1Uno690
    @No1Uno690 5 лет назад +611

    Happy birthday Pierre! You are not the father!

  • @ledestriati
    @ledestriati 5 лет назад +488

    This is getting telenovela level, and I can't believe I was extremely invested

  • @ghost_kitsune
    @ghost_kitsune 3 года назад +112

    Pierre: Trying to punch the wizard
    The game: *Happy music intensifies*

  • @emmaalbers6320
    @emmaalbers6320 3 года назад +104

    “she never told the wizard to stop” I was sitting here thinking “what,? he didnt try to hit pierre back... OH” 😂😂😂

  • @Gerpar_
    @Gerpar_ 5 лет назад +756

    "She never told the wizard to stop."
    *MY SIDES*

  • @YesImSev
    @YesImSev 5 лет назад +392

    Pierre: The Wizard may have been your father, Abigail, but he wasn’t your daddy.

    • @dananaditya9347
      @dananaditya9347 4 года назад +18

      Pierre before jumping intu the cauldron XD

    • @patton3081
      @patton3081 3 года назад +17

      Pretty sure the farmer is Abigail's daddy

    • @Nicolas-lz6pg
      @Nicolas-lz6pg Год назад +3

      He's Marry Poppins

  • @wilddragonflyinggames9029
    @wilddragonflyinggames9029 5 лет назад +234

    "... a moment please" -disappears-
    "I think I'm in trouble"

  • @MartialArtsCat101
    @MartialArtsCat101 4 года назад +99

    "I made a mistake. I shouldve done this on his birthday" LMAO

  • @PhaethonCrafts
    @PhaethonCrafts 5 лет назад +316

    What if we were wrong all together and Sebastian is the true love child? I mean, he doesn't have a dad at all. What if this is all misdirection?

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 4 года назад +61

      And he is dubbed "The Wizard" of the synthesizer by Sam and he role plays as a Wizard for their DnD equivalent.

    • @ThatSunflowerQueer
      @ThatSunflowerQueer 4 года назад +42

      jas doesnt have amy parents around either

    • @basicwitewitch2308
      @basicwitewitch2308 2 года назад +7

      Abigail, Sebastian, and Jas are all his children😅

    • @rae9510
      @rae9510 2 года назад +7

      @@basicwitewitch2308 doesn't Abigail have a crush on Sebastian tho....ᵃˡᵃᵇᵃᵐᵃ

    • @basicwitewitch2308
      @basicwitewitch2308 2 года назад

      @@rae9510 oh god I’m from Alabama 😂

  • @cheerioanimations
    @cheerioanimations 5 лет назад +158

    This whole video had me screaming “DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!”

  • @hircinehowls6810
    @hircinehowls6810 4 года назад +110

    “don’t worry everyone laughs at sebastian” me: i love him

  • @mimidavies3240
    @mimidavies3240 4 года назад +81

    14:20
    Pierre: “It sure is a lot to take in all at once.”
    Mumps: That’s what your wife said.

  • @khfangirl1
    @khfangirl1 5 лет назад +74

    “She never told the wizard to stop”
    NOOOO THATS ENOUGH THAT WAS TOO FAR 😂😂😂😂

  • @KenzupForReal
    @KenzupForReal 5 лет назад +98

    caroline: abigail is not your daughter
    DF: (Happy) SURPRISE!!
    me: death by laughter

  • @lorcanhowell
    @lorcanhowell 5 лет назад +182

    This channel is the sole reason I haven't gave up on humanity

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 лет назад +6

      haven't GIVEN up on humanity.

    • @muffin8473
      @muffin8473 5 лет назад +4

      @@lePirateMan Did you really have to correct them?

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 лет назад +3

      Nope

    • @muffin8473
      @muffin8473 5 лет назад +2

      @@lePirateMan Then why did you?

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 лет назад +4

      Because I did

  • @mane8063
    @mane8063 4 года назад +43

    Cheating on someone who's cheated on you might not be the best reaction, but honestly, Pierre has absolutely no right to complain :D

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 года назад

      Why it's not the best reaction? Cheat and breakup if somebody's betraying you, there is 100% justified reason

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 года назад +4

      @@cyntdestroyer69xd i think "breakup and cheat" is better, as it's no longer cheating in that case

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 года назад

      @@gwyneth8306 I don't see a reason why eye for an eye is a bad thing - it's totally fair to me

    • @lord23_80
      @lord23_80 2 года назад

      @@cyntdestroyer69xd once you enter a sewer , you would not be able to consider yourself clean. if things like that happen to you rather than doing the same thing your partner did , please breakup first and 'SEARCH' for a better man rather than sleeping with random people. your partner will be labelled dick sucking slut , or a shitass ducking bastard [depending on the gender] but please remember who YOU are. you are not a cheating asshole or a dick sucking slut. don't go and act like one. believe me when i tell you your life will take a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy darker turn if you take the path of 'CHEAT AND BREAKUP' because after that even you won't be able to consider yourself innocent in public. I dont understand the current generation at all. i mean find a suitable partner damn it! don't just go out there and date any random dude or dudett [i dont know if that is actually a word] and most of all dont lose your virginity to anyone except the person with whom you are going to spend your life with. this will help you to stay away from the shitty buggies in the society. believe me when i say looks doesnt matter at all in the society , it didnt matter for a long lonnnnnnng time . A good looking guy can be a rapist and a beautiful woman can be a full on slut. so be on guard everytime you want to date a person or are dating a person. Heart is a fragile thing. keep it safe . dont let other people break it as it might take a very long time to fix or might actuallt get so damaged, it might be impossible to heal at all........

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Год назад

      He absolutely does have every right to complain though.
      Cheating vs. cheating is one thing, but literally cuckolding the guy and then hiding that from him until there's no chance of doing that anymore?
      Pierre shouldn't have tried to _punch_ the wizard, he should've gone for a *shotgun instead* and then set the entire tower on fire when he was done.

  • @emily-xi3em
    @emily-xi3em 5 лет назад +25

    Abigail: 'She even forbids me to go near the tower, I never understood why.'
    DF: 'That's probably because when she went near the tower she ended up with you.' Had me dying 😂💀

  • @adroit4104
    @adroit4104 5 лет назад +42

    “Dad, I know it’s confusing”
    DF: no this isn’t your dad, that’s your dad. This one is Pierre

  • @virtualartms
    @virtualartms 5 лет назад +95

    Stardew valley should actually get dlc or an in game mod menu

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 4 года назад +2

      something like tmodloader is to terraria perhaps?

    • @JCarey1988
      @JCarey1988 3 года назад +2

      SVE deserves official DLC status.

  • @kippythegamer6161
    @kippythegamer6161 5 лет назад +109

    Abigail : Sorry Dad-
    DF : *No the wizard is your dad not Pierre*

  • @scullydanax
    @scullydanax 5 лет назад +63

    Is there any mods that reveal the green witch's history with the wizard? 😂

  • @wovendogsocks7618
    @wovendogsocks7618 3 года назад +38

    I dont get how he makes jokes without laughing at himself, im currently dying of laughter

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 5 лет назад +18

    12:26 "no no no, that's not your father, he's your father, that is Pierre.." 😂👌

  • @speedys.6545
    @speedys.6545 5 лет назад +48

    Best part of the whole video is when he say "That's what your wife said" at 14:21 lol lmfao I'm dying because of it

  • @scarm7129
    @scarm7129 5 лет назад +97

    I'm ready for the wizard to be yeeted out of his castle. Actually no. Yeet pierre out instead.

    • @Munden04
      @Munden04 5 лет назад +14

      Yeet them both out of existence.

  • @dranelnosmas5511
    @dranelnosmas5511 5 лет назад +117

    Your sadism never seizes to amaze me.

  • @RedStrongDwarf
    @RedStrongDwarf 3 года назад +23

    Best part here is "you never told the wizard to stop"
    11:05

  • @skel9502
    @skel9502 4 года назад +6

    15:39 Run Bitch Run!!!!!!!

  • @dangerous_tumor3
    @dangerous_tumor3 5 лет назад +102

    Remember how there was that clipping of a newspaper that said “Owners of (I forget the name) farm murd-?” There was another clipping up in the top right of the house.

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 4 года назад +8

      yeah but its not actually that interesting. I married Sophia and the story is eh

  • @hukarasan
    @hukarasan 5 лет назад +94

    Ye, and I cant stress this enough , haW

  • @gumblemutt3495
    @gumblemutt3495 5 лет назад +122

    The highlight of this mod is the lack of improper grammar!

  • @sunilpermaul7876
    @sunilpermaul7876 4 года назад +35

    Pierre is going to need more "stash" to deal with this.

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 3 года назад +15

    So that explains her constantly winning during the Easter egg hunts...

  • @melisa_moore
    @melisa_moore 5 лет назад +62

    Ahhhh I love it when people make mods for our theories. Well, facts in this case.

  • @danieljames1868
    @danieljames1868 5 лет назад +31

    "May I speak?"
    DF: "Mmmmmm-"
    RUclips: [Ad time!]

  • @OsamaNajar
    @OsamaNajar 5 лет назад +132

    To be honest
    i like all of you'r content
    But i love Stardew valley content ..
    i've played this game for 192hours
    and i quit but i still see your videos on it
    Keep it up bro :D

    • @FinrodFelagund5
      @FinrodFelagund5 5 лет назад +3

      Only 192 hours, huh? ;)

    • @DeadDemonDude
      @DeadDemonDude 5 лет назад +4

      I don't know why, but this brings me some comfort after finally returning to Stardew Valley, almost a year after I stopped playing, when I reached 384 hours. I have constantly watched his videos though even through my hiatus away from the valley.. Never give up on Stardew Valley!

    • @jacobrose4972
      @jacobrose4972 5 лет назад +10

      I think the reason his Stardew Valley content is better than other content is the nature of the game. This game contains a lot of wholesome dialogue and DF is great at twisting it in unexpected hilarious ways.

    • @christinegermundson4286
      @christinegermundson4286 5 лет назад +1

      I'm at 400+ hours and I'm nowhere near ready to give it up 😂

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 3 года назад +5

    12:05 It's short for "Monsieur", or a typo of "Mr." The question is, should there be an R, or no period

  • @lady_miia9345
    @lady_miia9345 5 лет назад +7

    16:58 husband just found out his daughter ain't his ,may not be the best idea to have him cook dinner

  • @SuperSkyhorse
    @SuperSkyhorse 5 лет назад +23

    When Abigail, Caroline and the Wizard talked about keeping it a secret, the first thing that came to my mind was the song Secret by The Pierces, specifically the sentence "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead". I have a feeling that after telling DF any secret, this sentence becomes true.
    Btw, the way the wizard talked, according to caroline, that "one of the children are his", it sounded way too much like the wizard wasn't getting it on with just Caroline.

  • @hanindhira
    @hanindhira 5 лет назад +48

    "this look likes fun"
    I feel the boredom

    • @BambiCambi
      @BambiCambi 5 лет назад

      Ah.
      .... "This looks like fun" owo... I dunno if he said what you said or not but it disturbed me

    • @hanindhira
      @hanindhira 5 лет назад

      @@BambiCambi he said it in the beginning when he showed the table outside that have food or im being delusional at 2am

    • @RinrinFran
      @RinrinFran 5 лет назад

      lo..look likes...????
      GRAMMAR NAZI SELF INTENSIFYING FURTHER!!!

  • @juggymad7938
    @juggymad7938 5 лет назад +40

    Omg I never thought we'd still be blessed with SDV content. It's been raining foragers for weeks.

  • @CptnMatruz
    @CptnMatruz 2 года назад +9

    I may be in the minority here, but I think the Wizard isn't Abigail's real father, the hints in the original game are a red herring, and that there's a lot more to the story of what happened between the Witch and the Wizard.

  • @goldenex9741
    @goldenex9741 4 года назад +60

    "This town would be full of random kids..."
    Scariest... dialogue... ever... X'D

  • @katy4523
    @katy4523 5 лет назад +28

    I went on to Nexus to find some new SV mods and found this one. When I got it installed I finally realized which mod you were using in the previous video and got so excited. I'm still working on going through all the content, but it's amazing!

  • @notsansutplays8178
    @notsansutplays8178 3 года назад +25

    I know that the wizard is Abigails father thing is fake, because if you talk to Abigails mother after getting full friendship hearts with Abigail, there is a chance she will say: “Abigail was born with chestnut coloured hair, then as a teenager she dyed it purple. I think she looked better with chestnut hair!”

    • @itsanoformethanks6277
      @itsanoformethanks6277 2 года назад +15

      Abigail has a line of dialogue that says something like “I can’t remember the last time I dyed my hair. It never fades”

  • @phantomneko0
    @phantomneko0 5 лет назад +6

    16:09 did no one learn anything? HAHA

  • @foxxwars1593
    @foxxwars1593 4 года назад +14

    "Look at me I'm so good at sneaking up on people with my giant glowing radius. Youd never know I was there by the sun that's emitting from me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nanamowa
    @Nanamowa 5 лет назад +18

    Wizard: "May I speak?"
    RUclips: *plays ad*

  • @gamingwarlord9184
    @gamingwarlord9184 3 года назад +13

    When he said "Aww i shoulda done this on his birthday i wasnt thinking" i started dying

  • @FIer
    @FIer 5 лет назад +26

    Could you make a tutorial which explains how to download exactly this mod

    • @ashleywinn1208
      @ashleywinn1208 5 лет назад +3

      BE S there’s plenty of RUclips videos about how to download mods

  • @BlackCover95
    @BlackCover95 2 года назад +7

    16:46 Either that or the Wizard wiped his memory.

  • @nekodacat
    @nekodacat 5 лет назад +15

    DF in every video: I AM GREAT IN KEEPING SCRECT
    Sec later:LISTEN, I GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT MISTAKE U HAVE MADE

  • @paytons.1828
    @paytons.1828 5 лет назад +10

    Caroline: I still don’t know if I should tell pierre or Abigail.
    DF: don’t worry yourself about it. I’ll tell them both!
    Moments later...
    Well time to tell them!😂😂

  • @certifiedspacebisexual
    @certifiedspacebisexual 3 года назад +291

    it’s literally canon that abigail doesn’t dye her hair anymore and it never fades

  • @Kamexe
    @Kamexe 5 лет назад +49

    Actually. Im adopted and thats how i feel with my family. Theyre not my biological parents but theyre the ones who raised me.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 лет назад +13

      Yes, people put too much emphasis on biology when it comes to this subject. The people that took care of you and raised you are who made you who you are and therefore are your parents

    • @shoyrushoyru
      @shoyrushoyru 5 лет назад +4

      i don't think biological vs adoptive is really that different unless you're facing some kind of cultural or racial or social issue. I guess being with biological only really shows you what kinds of diseases to expect and how you're gonna age. I personally don't identify with any of my extended family that doesn't live in my house or come to visit often. Even my cousins are basically nothing like me despite being first cousins, so i don't think you'll really see a big difference compared to non-biological family. I think for the most part it's how you mentally perceive it.

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 5 лет назад

      @@shoyrushoyru well I'm Korean and my parents are White. I was adopted to the US as a kid.

  • @abi21891
    @abi21891 5 лет назад +15

    "It sure is a lot to take in all at once."
    tHaT's WhAt YoUr WiFe SaId...
    I died lol

  • @pingpongofoz2267
    @pingpongofoz2267 3 года назад +9

    “Pierre STOP!” “You never told the wizard to stop.” I freaking died omgggg!

  • @donwald3436
    @donwald3436 Год назад +3

    11:18 plot twist:
    Pierre: Huh? That girl in... you mean my cousin? She was dying of cancer. I was helping her. You thought...? Caroline! What have you done?

  • @open-rhythm
    @open-rhythm 2 года назад +4

    8:00 uhh. Caroline? I need to tell you something important…
    See that cow up there? It’s a witness.
    So destroy the evidence.

  • @chocoboasylum
    @chocoboasylum 4 года назад +10

    Wife revenge-cheats on husband and convinces him that it's his fault. Excellent message for the kids

    • @laprincesadelacocina
      @laprincesadelacocina 3 года назад

      To be fair, he cheated first and she just returned the favor lol

  • @hasgames3231
    @hasgames3231 5 лет назад +10

    13:00 "may I speak."
    "Mmm"
    To be continued

  • @witchyjaycee
    @witchyjaycee 4 года назад +16

    "Not you. Never you."
    I lost it.

  • @MrThejuanoxize
    @MrThejuanoxize 4 года назад +3

    11:02
    Pierre is about to punch rasmodius
    *rasmodius teleport*
    Rasmodius: nothing personal kid

  • @skyj5606
    @skyj5606 2 года назад +5

    16:17
    I think you can't do that
    Wizard I'll teleport you to town and don't come back tonight
    Watch me
    And he starts heading back to the tower
    😂🤣

  • @buddyart-
    @buddyart- 5 лет назад +23

    *put a hands together* perfect my plan has gone well

  • @brookeholmes1458
    @brookeholmes1458 4 года назад +6

    8:47 don't drink strange drinks from wizards
    Me: but u drank a strange drink from a wizard that make floating trees pop up on your screan

  • @Cookyex3
    @Cookyex3 5 лет назад +18

    Ok so Abigail can see the Junimos because she is the daughter of the Wizard.
    But why does the charakter we play see them?

    • @beepboopily6285
      @beepboopily6285 5 лет назад +2

      Cookyex3 a special potion that was developed by the wizard

    • @muddityskippity2016
      @muddityskippity2016 5 лет назад +7

      The character could see the Junimos before drinking the potion.

    • @beepboopily6285
      @beepboopily6285 5 лет назад +1

      Name No
      oh you're right. Potion was developed so the farmer can understand them, my bad.
      wait wouldn't that make marrying abigail incest?

    • @muddityskippity2016
      @muddityskippity2016 5 лет назад +4

      Or maybe the player's grandpa is a wizard. :)

    • @beepboopily6285
      @beepboopily6285 5 лет назад +1

      Name No
      how old is that wizard?!!! Apparently caroline likes old men..interesting.

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 4 года назад +3

    10:30 i shouldve done tis on his birthday what was i thinking

  • @wolfclaw3366
    @wolfclaw3366 3 года назад +2

    as always love your awkward sign off

  • @insertrelevantmeme9219
    @insertrelevantmeme9219 5 лет назад +7

    Abigail : Please Don't put this all on mom she doesn't deserve that
    DF : its the wizards job to put it all on mom
    Savage af

  • @FeralJesterActivities
    @FeralJesterActivities 5 лет назад +4

    I actually don't think the wizard is Abigail's dad. She dyes her hair purple, and her actual hair color is similar to Pierre's, according to Caroline.
    Penny doesn't have a dad.... hmmmmm........

    • @howdenking
      @howdenking 5 лет назад

      she tells you she hasn't dyed her hair in years (in vanilla, no mods)
      so that point is moot

    • @FeralJesterActivities
      @FeralJesterActivities 5 лет назад

      HowDenKing hmmm.... then why would she be born with hair that isn't purple? Does her hair just like the color then, or maybe biological wizard magic makes her hair stay purple?

    • @heathergreyfeather
      @heathergreyfeather 5 лет назад

      @@howdenking I'm pretty sure that just alludes to the fact that everyones' appearance stays the same, no matter how much time has passed.

  • @izakiisdead
    @izakiisdead Год назад +5

    10:36 I CANTTTT

  • @gaszwyn449
    @gaszwyn449 3 года назад +2

    I don't want this specific event to become canon. It doesn't feel like Stardew Valley. I'm sure ConcernedApe will do something with this whole hinted plotline, but in a much better fashion than the mod did.

  • @tatewaggoner6546
    @tatewaggoner6546 5 лет назад +10

    caroline casted a spell with the wizard's staff, and ended up with Abigail

  • @Willowpaw14
    @Willowpaw14 5 лет назад +7

    Abigail: "Dad..."
    DF: "No no no no, HE's your Dad, this isn't your Dad, this is Pierre."