I could listen to Joe talk about literally anything. I don't even care if the story is true or not, his passion for life is infectious. Love this dude.
@@staynielherbayn657 not what I said. I meant that when you’re having a conversation with someone as interesting and intelligent as joe Rogan the stupid trying to funny comments get annoying.
I heard a story this guy told where he saw a Grizzly by itself, playing with a big chunk of snow. He was moving it around and it suddenly broke and he said that bear went berzerk and tore out saplings and raked at the ground and thrashed the forest for several minutes. He said it was devastatingly scary. Then the bear calmed down and just trotted off. He said it appeared that the Grizzly wasn't too keen on the snow having the audacity to break when he was playing with it.
Tbf biologist have studied bears and noticed that they are known for having random outburst of rage for absolutely no reason, theres this clip of a bear just walking through a forest and out of the middle of know where just starts attacking everything in sight trees bushes, thats whats so scary about them they are truly unpredictable.
@@brandonspringfield2861 Well that's not comforting. My friend watch a doc. about bear's strength. A bear that weighed under 300 lbs simply flipped a 300 lb rock over looking for grubs and it did it with 1 paw backhanded.
@@YUHJKT yep bears strength is insane bigger bears have been known to flip over 700lb dumpsters and boulders as if they were a volley ball, bears routinely break trees well not super huge trees but trees most animals could never break down, bears known for ripping car doors clean off of vehicles with one swipe not to mention that their huge shoulder muscle hump is connected to their brain so they legit Cant fatigue in that area of their body so on top of having the biggest shoulders and forearms of any predator they cannot fatigue those muscles no matter what.
Chimps are pretty terrifying also. They amount of power they have. Also when they attack. They are brutal and don't kill quickly. They chew fingers off. Rip your eyes out. Pull your tongue out. Pull your dick off.
He’s passionate about it. I get the same way when I speak about queefs. Hence why I am Queen La Queefa. They make me laugh, my best friend can queef on command…it’s hilarious. She makes us ladies laugh so hard we pee. It’s a great party trick. Goodness. Queefs. They happen, especially if your ass is up in the air and it gets hit just right…yeah some air is gonna get in there… so ladies, don’t be ashamed. And men, don’t be grossed out, just laugh and keep it going . Queefs can be an ice breaker.
Joe is a VERY underestimated story teller. Don't like his comedy much but I LOVE his podcast because of his stories. My old band told me I was a really good story teller. Because I very animated and I understand building the story and I tell it with a certain energy..... They used to love to hear me tell the story
@@coreyhall1150I love his story telling. His facial expressions, his arms, he gets his entire body into it. He raises his voice, he lowers it, whispers, and even makes sound effects. That’s the key to a good story teller…to get into it. I’ll invite joe to my next bonfire, but he’s prolly too busy to come.
When I graduated high school my Grandparents flew me up to British Colombia in Canada to go camping and fishing as a graduation present. They slept in their RV and I slept outside in a tent for 2 weeks. It was a beautiful place and I loved every minute of it. About a month after I got home we heard that a guy camping in the exact same lot as us had gotten ripped out of his tent in the middle of the night by a black bear and drug off into the woods. They tracked the bear down on horseback the next day and found it chewing on just the guys head when they shot it. Could have been me!
I'm surprised Joe didn't correct the guy when he said "I feel like I could get away from a bear." Grizzlies are fast as hell, they can chase down a wolf over a short distance. That burst of speed they have is deadly.
They’re not only fast they’re adept at chasing Prey for long distances to exhaust it. If. Bear starts charging you better hope you have a gun or mace and get lucky.
@@Loganbub Everything about grizzlies is horrifying. If you are within 3 miles of a bear it knows you are there. They can smell you up to 3 miles away and see you from even further. The burst of speed, the predation hunting, etc. And god have mercy on you if you accidentally wind up between a mama bear and her cub.
Polar bears are one of the few species that hunt for pleasure, kill for fun. We were told when I worked up north in Prudhoe Bay, that if you found yourself out in the tundra during the winter; to drop articles of clothing if you were being tracked by a Polar bear. The idea was, it's better to die of hypothermia before that bear gets you. That was pretty much the message we got.
No. May seem as such as there is no mercy. You're food. When you eat a bite of Mac and cheese you don't stop to care if it may be still alive. That's how bears are. They eat part of you and then leave you to die.
I thought they were so aggressive because they are literally starving cuz there is no food in miles around them and they are fcking huge so they gotta sustain all that body mass somehow
I actually heard an alternate reason for that. That being that apparently they also have ADHD *REALLY* badly, so you peeling off clothes is like you peeling off skin. It probably won’t help, but it could also buy you a few precious seconds while it inspects your clothing.
polar bears are specialists which make them kind of fucked if theres no food. they cant kill for fun. they have trouble just surviving right now and will probably go extinct soon unless they can find a way to take down bigger food sources such as whales orcas walruses etc.
That story about the polar bear actually made me afraid. I'm pretty desensitized 2 people being attacked by animals because there's a million and a 1/2 videos of that on RUclips. But thinking about how those men were fully aware of what that bear could do to them. And then watching it disappear and pop up closer And realizing that it is actually hunting you. When he popped up closer my stomach dropped. Great story!
I live in northern British Columbia. Been around a lot of bears. I’ve been stalked by a black bear and have come within 6’ twice while in the woods. My friend, bi-athlete Mary Beth Miller was killed by a black bear while training for the olympics in Quebec. Neighbour (forestry worker) was mauled by a grizzly and had his scalp removed. His back pack saved his life. Just saying, I’m very familiar with bears. The Grizzly is the boss though and I agree with Joe. I’ve been around them fishing and they are the kings. No question. Their claws are amazingly long and brutally sharp. And they NEVER back down, especially when injured. Just think that some Grizzlies are mating with Polar Bears. Scary stuff! What amazing animals.
@@sunrain4532 Kodiak’s are bigger although I’ve never seen one in person. ruclips.net/video/tdCHm6z5q38/видео.html I’ve seen many Grizzlies where this video was taken (not by me). Normally Grizzlies don’t cross this bridge due to logging trucks and fishermen will try to deter them from crossing…but, here some photographers let it cross and the family recording the video were put in a precarious situation (you don’t want to run away so they grouped together).
@@mccullochmike that’s insane. Good thing I live Texas and we only have black bears. Although I heard they were sitings of Mexican grizzlies even tho they were said to be extinct
@@sunrain4532 Polar bears are the largest bear species and as Joe said, are man eaters. As the saying goes, if it's black you fight back, if it's brown you play dead and if it's white then kiss your ass goodbye.
I saw a grizzly maybe a hundred yards away in Alaska when I was younger, you don't really register the size of these things till you see them in person... I completely agree, when settlers first told stories about grizzlies people didn't believe them "it's huge, bullets only piss them off, it can rip your house clean over" and when they encountered them they said it was worse than the legends... hell most guns still only piss them off
I can't even imagine, just not having any concept of animals like this and then you just walk into their fucking house with old timey guns... Fuck a ghost story, THAT sounds like pure terror to me.
@@kryhard3801 YEAH. I don't consider myself to be a very fearful guy but that's probably the one thing on land that might actually make me s**t myself lol.
@@thomas77597 better be a good shot because if you don't hit vitals you wouldn't even slow it down... hell even if you did land a killing shot a single swipe would tear your head clean off. I certainly wouldn't bet my life on accurately shooting a beast charging me at 40 mph. There's accounts of people unloading a 9mm on a bear and the thing wasn't even phased
I’ve lived in Alaska my whole life. I used to work in the Arctic where all the oil development is. No joke, the man camps they have out there are surrounded by huge tall heavy duty fence to keep polar bears out. Also if one is sighted the will sound an alarm that notifies everyone to stay inside and not move around until it’s clear.
People for some reason just do not understand the devastating power of bears and joe really makes sure they know, i love it. You gotta let people know about these bears bro
I've been attacked by my neighbors peckerhead German Shepherd, and false charged by a mid sized black bear. I fought the dog, but I wanted absolutely nothing to do with that bear. They're neat to see, when they want nothing do do with you, but when they do, you quickly realize that you are absolutely powerless in that situation.
Andrew's inner monolog: "Ha! He said the bear 'smells that man's meat'!" "Yeah, but Joe is being serious about this." "But the bear wants that man's junk! 🤣 " "Dude, just shut up! Why are you smiling?! Now you're laughing, stop laughing you idiot!" "Hahaha, 'man meat'!"
A neighbor of mine lost his wife in 2020,or 2021. In Saskatchewan, it was a black bear. They owned a cabin far north and were very bear and nature smart. She was outside with her 9 yr old son and sent him in for something, next thing a male black bear was attacking her. Husband had to shoot the bear twice to kill it. Unfortunately she didn't survive her injuries and also left behind a 2 yr old daughter
@@HEAVYDIAPER She was outside of the cabin, right in the yard doing gardening. Was no need to think a person needs a loaded weapon beside them. Just so happened a bear was stalking her and this black bear acted out of the normal. Just a sad situation that couldnt have been foreseen
@@HEAVYDIAPER Saskatchewan is usually a boring place to be, nothing really happens, you see the usual coyote or fox every now and then. It is a rare occurrence to see a black bear even far North, she could have been more weary but not every day you see a bear here (even tho it’s basically all woods up north). She probably was enjoying time with her kid, never expected a grown male black bear to attack her. Plus first shot wouldn’t have killed it unless she was insanely lucky.
When I lived in Alaska as a young child to a young adult I grew up hunting/fishing in the bush where you could easily encounter brown bears (within 50 miles of the ocean that mainly eat fish as their diet so they grow very large), grizzly bears (outside of 50 miles of the ocean where they hunt prey, some fish, and forage for vegetation), black bears, wolves, wolverines, and if you go far enough north in a moose hunt you could run into polar bears (in Barrow Alaska they have been known to lay in snow berms on their bellies with their paws covering their eyes/nose so you can’t see any of the black of their skin/only white fur in a solid field of snow. They lay in wait because they can smell the people inside and look for people with a higher adipose tissue/fat content so that they get the most calories. They’ve lost multiple people in Barrow and Prudhoe Bay by these types of attacks.). From the age of 14 when I started to go hunting/fishing with friends my dad made sure I always had my .44 magnum Colt Anaconda Redhawk with my speedloaders on me at all times. Thankfully the bear encounters you always draw your gun just in case but because I was taught each of the predators behaviors I knew the best way to avoid having to engage them to be able to go peacefully without taking the life of an animal that isn’t good meat for subsistence. The only predators I had to kill in Alaska was a single brown bear in our town that was destroying a family friends property, killing the pets of the neighbors in the area, breaking in to steal food from the homes/garages/trash can, and the bear had no fear of people so unfortunately the APD officer that was with us told us if we come across the specific bear to be ready to put it down because it will soon become violent towards people. This is why people shouldn’t have direct interactions with wild animals because we actually make them not fear humans and will draw their curiosity that will eventually become aggressive when the human doesn’t do what the bear expects. The only other predators that I ever killed was in specific locations that the wild wolf populations where out of control and they had to reduce the population to protect the game animals from being over hunted by the wolves that would destroy the wolf population due to lack of food within a year as well as the “prey/game animals”. You had to report when, where, sex of animal, and how many that you’ve harvested to ensure that the wolf population didn’t get decimated nor the game animal population get decimated from too many wolves. It is a very important balance to ensure that there are animals for future generations to be subsistence hunting to survive. We never hunted more than what we needed to survive and those few times that we killed predators we talked with the local native Alaskan tribes to be able to claim any of the spoils of the kills that they could use traditionally or practically so that little to nothing goes to waste. It helped build a relationships with them so that they would allow us to use their land to harvest meat but we would always off them the parts that they wanted as long as we got some meat for our freezer to survive. The organs that most people would view as worthless could easily be made into halibut/ling cod/rock fish-sea bass/other fish you can-could legally use bait to fish for (salmon in many "fisheries" was banned so we really had to do our homework to ensure no poaching occurrr.).
@@Raao1 if I was on a computer then I would do that with a keyboard but on my smartphone with a broken screen makes it difficult enough to type out a story on the device let alone trying to proof read and structure it properly where I can only see 3 lines at a time is nearly impossible.
Elden Ring conveyed flawlessly how overpowered bears are. In a game where you fight and kill Demi-Gods, an oversized Bear is the scariest enemy you can run into, by a long shot.
That little monkey ripping off his scalp is insane, I didn’t know they could do that so easily. Never letting any monkey close to my face. That bite and grip strength combo.
A monkey slapped my dad on the back of the head and ran off when we was on vacation 8yrs ago. My dad was knocked out, permenantly lost his vision in his right eye, and was heavily concussed in hospital for like 3days. The slap sounded like a gunshot. And this freakin monkey only weighed like 20lbs and was acting completely normal seconds before he did that
@The Better than you Crew Yeah but chances are they arent hunting you for meat. Its a risk but realistically you are not outrunning or fighting off a grizzly so you might as well play dead
😂😂😂 I was about to comment the same thing, but thought to scroll down first to see if anyone got there first! I totally belly laughed. But no one on the panel made a comment, so I felt a bit childish.. but glad to see I am not alone!
I use to live in West Yellowstone, Montana and there was 10 foot grizzlies EVERYWHERE. I got bluff charged hunting and from 50 feet I could feel the ground shake when he stomped the ground. He ran about 25 feet and then he flanked me around my back in the brush and made horrible noises just out of my eye site maybe 15-25 feet away. It was terrifying and amazing at the same time. I cracked a few shotgun rounds into trees above his head and backed 3 miles out just about crapping myself
@@show_me_your_kitties the thing is… bears are not nocturnal creatures. It’s not as if they only come out at night! Most bear encounters happen during the day. We have to remember that we are in their house when we’re in the wilderness! I also live in Montana and spend as much time as I can in the woods. It’s really important to always be aware of your surroundings, carry bear spray/ firearms, and always let someone know where/ when you are going (especially if you choose to go alone)! Yes, it can potentially be dangerous, especially if not prepared. It is also such an incredibly beautiful experience to bond with nature! Be safe out there friends 💚✌🏼
I have lived not far outside of Glacier Park for nearly 50 years. I have always been a hiker, camper, hunter, etc. so of course I have had my share of grizzly encounters. I wouldn't say that I am scared of them exactly, but I have a healthy respect and an understanding that they might choose to attack and I should always be ready to defend myself.
I love that JR is restoring their connection to nature. The way the comments and expressions change shows they needed tobe told. You need to be respectful of livestock, too.
I have always had a very healthy respect/fear of Bears. I have seen the aftermath of one trying to break into a cabin, the damage caused by one ripping open and bending back a Cadilac's doors, ripping out the back seats and smashing a cooler to devour every single item in it. I have read about bear attacks and now that I watched Joe talk about bears a couple of times... I see I was smart to think it.
Joe Rogan has singlehandedly given me an intense fear of grizzlies over the years! I've literally just admitted this to myself for the first time a few months ago lol those things eat your intestines while you're alive 😰
Grizzlies are actually quite timid. There have been cases where 800 pound males ran away in fear of people. They are quite intelligent and don't usually want to have a beef with anyone.
A female friend of mine was in Alaska and they rounded this corner while hiking and there was a huge bear with her cubs and the the bear stood up and the slammed her front paws on to the ground toward her. She said that she completely froze out of terror and she was trying to tell the bear it's okay, she means no harm. Thankfully the bear and the cubs bounced, but damn, that would be intense!
@@tomben6180 This is a pretty good list but even a black bear(who are more known for curiosity) decides to be hostile I think its over... Idk what do you think?
@@ttownsupreme2183 If a fully grown black bear decides it wants to kill you then you’ve not got a hope of winning that fight but the reason you fight back is because that almost never happens and they’re just as scared of you as you are of it… so if you get hostile they usually retreat.
I live in Northern Alberta, and for years worked as a female welder in the oil sands, in the middle of the bush, on night shift. It’s not supposed to happen, but there were multiple times where it was pitch black in the middle of the site, with no one working with me to spot or as a helper, that I just relied on my welder and grinder for the noise and sparks and smell, and my radio and truck. That was it. Almost daily we saw black bears in camp, and less often but still frequently we saw both Black bears and Grizzly’s along the rod from camp to site. Moose and their babies. Tonnes of coyotes and foxes. The worst thing ever though, especially as a female, was when a female on another site in the area got killed by a predatory black bear. I wasn’t there, but I worked with more than one of the guys that was. This poor woman went to go to the bathroom and this black bear grabbed her and started mauling her and dragging her off into the bush. Her crew heard the noise and her screaming and ran to her. Some of the guys tried to distract the bear while the others tried to o get her away from the bear. Emergency services came. They also implemented a water cannon with the fire crew trying to help get her free. All of those men and resources and she was still killed and dragged off…and then they apparently had to call her brother, from a different area on site, to tell him what happened. I can so empathize with this poor woman and her family, friends, and crew. It’s hard to truly imagine the horror of what she went through, but also all the brave people and crew members who did all they could to try to save her. There were times I would walk into one of the buildings in our area, and see that bears had been in the entrances digging in the garbages, because despite the rules, guys would bring food out there and throw their garbage in the bins at the entrance doors. They think the reason the predatory bear was attracted to that area in the first place was because people were not cleaning up the smoke pits properly, and left food garbage and coffee cups in the smoke pits, also against rules. I will never forget this woman and this story. RIP. I will also never forget: If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, get down. If it’s white, goodnight. I hope anyone reading this understands and remembers this too, as well as this woman and her story. I know I think of her often and always will.
Just imagine Joe being literally ANYONE else and people would find it goofy how obsessed and opinionated he is about stuff like this, but because he’s so well known and respected he’s able to get a full room of people who otherwise probably wouldn’t give a shit to all be mesmerized by his vast bear knowledge 😂
I think it’s a combination of their respect for Joe and the weed. Weed can make a lot of stuff you wouldn’t normally find interesting to be fascinating, especially if you don’t smoke often.
@@jumpingbombangels2856 it’s definitely the weed too, I just love watching clips of joe with random people though because there’s clearly times when he’s super into the topic and you can tell the guests are just being polite and playing along.
8:30 I think the main reason humans developed their abilities to think, reason, and plan is because we were weaker, slower, and more vulnerable than animals half our size and weight. A 75 lbs dog can mess up a 225 lb man if it means business.
I went fishing on the Kenai river in Alaska with my father on a trip my dad hooked a big salmon and we noticed a big brown bear watching on the shore starts swimming towards our fish our guide cut the line immediately and said “don’t fuck with his dinner” we understood very quickly and well. It was definitely a startling experience
What Joe says about the polar bear is possibly true. They are one of the few predators that see us humans as a source of food. And if I recall correctly, the inhabitants of Svalbard (part of Norway) have to carry a rifle if they are going to leave a built-up area for more than a few hundred metres. The reason for this is the aggressive nature and threat of the polar bear.
I watched a show year’s ago where they were relocating a Grizzly bear. The bear was in a cage and they attempted to stick two wooden poles through the cage to lift it. No problem with the pole in the back but when they went to put the pole through the front the pissed off bear threw a angry little swat and snapped that two or three inch thick pole like a toothpick. That image has stuck with me for years. Amazing power.
@@RogueReplicant I’m not sure but it was thick enough and strong enough that they were going to lift a full grown bear in a cage with two of them. Sorry I couldn’t give better details.
I have a friend that's worse than bam margera with snakes. I've watched him levitate and teleport over a very large female copperhead that had just eaten a small possum sized prey.. and he stepped right over it and realized it. The snake whipped a 180 on him and coiled back to defend itself and I've never seen anyone disappear so fast. He was gone like he was Arnold Schwarzenegger running through the jungle from the predator. It took me 3 hours to find him he was at HOME. Still shook as hell.
There’s a 70’s documentary talking about a hunter found a 800lb bear with its neck snapped. They determined no animal and not even a another bear could have done that. They’re convinced a Bigfoot snapped this bears neck. Imagine how powerful a Bigfoot would have to be to snap a bears neck like a twig.
I heard of an account by a biologist in the greater yellowstone region that was tracking grizzlies and monitoring them during the winter while they were in their dens. Apparently, they had stumbled across more than a dozen of their bears across the mountainside that had broken backs and almost no disturbance in the snow. Kind of crazy to think that a bear getting in an altercation with something that we can't identify (or won't identify) through science could break it's back while barely altering the space around the den.
If you're I the woods elk hunting and you here "clakkity clak! Klak klak! Klakkity klak!!" 🤣😂😂😂😂 I fucking love Joes' enthusiasm when he talks about animals
So funny how passionate he is about bears and how red his face gets while he's interrupting them, he's like jim norton ranting about black sabbath being the best band ever, gotta love joe rogan
I truly love Joe's passion to educate people about bears lol
And chimps!
@@show_me_your_kitties And chimps, i am in the same boat about chimps!
his bear impersonation is 👌
People should know that Yogi doesn't exist. Bears are killing machines.
And dmt lmao
Idk why but I can never get enough of Joe talking about animals no matter how many times I’ve heard him.
Its because we all human beings resonate with hunting and other Primal things. 🍖
Im going in jungle to live for a month on 10th july lets see
especially when he
heard the three magical letters.... DMT
@@words007 its also because he has the most amazing bear impression vocally and facial.
@@words007 hopefully the cannibals get you 😏
@@words007 we know what hunting you enjoy, batemah
Joe's animal impressions should be stored in a time capsule so future generations can really understand what it was like during this era
send them into deep space to scare the aliens
They're gonna think we're cavemen haha
😂,😂😂😂
He's an idiot.
Jr the goat for real 😂
I love how Andrew looked around with a big smile like a petty teenager after Joe said "that bear smells that man's MEAT!"
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1:53 came here to say this. He's like "Am I the only one that just heard that???"
I was hoping someone would’ve laughed
Polar bears are looking in like they're at cold cuts section in the supermarket. 🤣
The bite your box line that came after that didn't help either 😂🤣
Everyone else was all learning lmao
I could listen to Joe talk about literally anything. I don't even care if the story is true or not, his passion for life is infectious. Love this dude.
💯 percent agree but I can stand the stupid side comments from everyone else
Damn straight. He’s talked with so many people and has taken in so much knowledge . Appreciate his vibe always
Totally agreed
@@damiancarlton8597 what, you can’t stand a human conversation?
@@staynielherbayn657 not what I said. I meant that when you’re having a conversation with someone as interesting and intelligent as joe Rogan the stupid trying to funny comments get annoying.
Its cool listening to Joe talk about wildlife because he honestly loves being out there and seeing it.
🤣
Andrew seems so amazed. Like he discovered animals during this very podcast.
He's high af 🤣
He’s wants Joe to like him
City boy
His curiosity always tickles me
He’s SO high
The grin on Andrew’s face when Joe said “He wants to eat that man’s meat” is priceless 😂😂
Why does everyone always copy the top rated comments exactly word for word???
@@cxo9378 I didn’t even see it. And why does it matter?
@@cxo9378 u must be fun at parties
@@requiem-ph5xx and you must have gotten the injection
Im pretty sure Joe said he smells that man's meat
@1:55 Andrews reaction to joe saying the polar smelled that man’s meat took me out 😂😂💀
Yo facts that one got me
Yes 😂
Joe's connection to nature is the reason why he's so humble
😐..........sure.
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@@Aryzo man Can't beat nature.
@@lucascoval828 humble 🤣🤣🤣
What are u saying 😂😂😂
I heard a story this guy told where he saw a Grizzly by itself, playing with a big chunk of snow. He was moving it around and it suddenly broke and he said that bear went berzerk and tore out saplings and raked at the ground and thrashed the forest for several minutes. He said it was devastatingly scary. Then the bear calmed down and just trotted off. He said it appeared that the Grizzly wasn't too keen on the snow having the audacity to break when he was playing with it.
Tbf biologist have studied bears and noticed that they are known for having random outburst of rage for absolutely no reason, theres this clip of a bear just walking through a forest and out of the middle of know where just starts attacking everything in sight trees bushes, thats whats so scary about them they are truly unpredictable.
@@brandonspringfield2861 Well that's not comforting. My friend watch a doc. about bear's strength. A bear that weighed under 300 lbs simply flipped a 300 lb rock over looking for grubs and it did it with 1 paw backhanded.
@@YUHJKT yep bears strength is insane bigger bears have been known to flip over 700lb dumpsters and boulders as if they were a volley ball, bears routinely break trees well not super huge trees but trees most animals could never break down, bears known for ripping car doors clean off of vehicles with one swipe not to mention that their huge shoulder muscle hump is connected to their brain so they legit Cant fatigue in that area of their body so on top of having the biggest shoulders and forearms of any predator they cannot fatigue those muscles no matter what.
Ngl that was a good story 👍
@@brandonspringfield2861 That’s because bears have thoughts
This whole episode was like Joe Rogan babysitting a bunch of kids 😂😂
Their faces are like little scared kids around a campfire 🔥 listening to these horror stories 🤣🤣🤣
This segment is exactly why Joe Rogan went viral in 2012 and became the biggest podcast in the world.
Bears. Monkeys. Whiskey. DMT.
And khabib.
@@hhhklpllkggjkllok5268 and Khabob
Well it wasn’t this segment exactly, there was no such thing as “Trump hats” in 2012
@@hhhklpllkggjkllok5268 🏇🏼
And aliens...you forgot aliens
I'm 100% with Joe. Nothing scares me more than bears. They are insanely powerful
Chimps are pretty terrifying also. They amount of power they have. Also when they attack. They are brutal and don't kill quickly. They chew fingers off. Rip your eyes out. Pull your tongue out. Pull your dick off.
A rhino, hippo, or African bull elephant would fuck up a grizzly. Too big for a bear to handle
Bigfoot scares me more
@@JordansTake35 yes but their talking about an animal that is native to their own country. What you mentioned is not
Hippos and Chimps scare me more. But yeah, bears are in my top 3 easily.
Joe's wildlife knowledge and passion to share this knowledge is a gift to all of us
Oh, for sure.
I love how intense Joe gets about this stuff. His face and the way he yells it at everyone. It is freaking hilarious.
He’s passionate about it. I get the same way when I speak about queefs. Hence why I am Queen La Queefa. They make me laugh, my best friend can queef on command…it’s hilarious. She makes us ladies laugh so hard we pee. It’s a great party trick. Goodness. Queefs. They happen, especially if your ass is up in the air and it gets hit just right…yeah some air is gonna get in there… so ladies, don’t be ashamed. And men, don’t be grossed out, just laugh and keep it going . Queefs can be an ice breaker.
ooh man!!! i love it
Wats a queef lol
I love how Andrew can’t help but laugh every time he sees Joe’s facial expressions and animal impressions
RARRRR! Fuckin starts eating the dude....
RARRRRR! Eats the next one!
"He's trying to bite that box and eat that man's meat"
As Schulz grins like a 13yr old boy and looks around to see if anyone just heard that.
He’s probably high as fuck lol
@@drewlavaythe dudes got a grade school sense of humor
@@drewlavay this is exactly why Andrew is smiling.
"They're just runnin' around!!" 🤣🤣🤣 he fuckin kills me
Why is Andrew the only one who GiGGled when joe said, "that bear smells that man's meat"
I did 😂
I looked at Andrew saw it and I knew wat he was thinking classic comedian
because the others are mature and respectful enough not to
Because Andrew was just imagining that he could smell Joe's man meat, and he giggled nervously just in case Joe knew what he was thinking.
Ayooooo 😭🤣🤣
It’s crazy how animated, detailed and emotion filled he tells other peoples stories that they told him
Joe is a VERY underestimated story teller. Don't like his comedy much but I LOVE his podcast because of his stories. My old band told me I was a really good story teller. Because I very animated and I understand building the story and I tell it with a certain energy..... They used to love to hear me tell the story
@@coreyhall1150I love his story telling. His facial expressions, his arms, he gets his entire body into it. He raises his voice, he lowers it, whispers, and even makes sound effects. That’s the key to a good story teller…to get into it. I’ll invite joe to my next bonfire, but he’s prolly too busy to come.
@@QueenLaQueefa I'll come............. ON YOUR WIFES FACE.
@@coreyhall1150 same for me, he reminds me of myself telling stories. Mostly some dumb random info lmao
When I graduated high school my Grandparents flew me up to British Colombia in Canada to go camping and fishing as a graduation present. They slept in their RV and I slept outside in a tent for 2 weeks. It was a beautiful place and I loved every minute of it.
About a month after I got home we heard that a guy camping in the exact same lot as us had gotten ripped out of his tent in the middle of the night by a black bear and drug off into the woods. They tracked the bear down on horseback the next day and found it chewing on just the guys head when they shot it. Could have been me!
The 0:39 had me laughing for 2 days now. This is perfect. One of the best bear impressions I've seen so far.
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dude the last one on that video is priceless
LITERALLY SAME
Sounds real as it can get!
Hahaha
I'm stuck laughing at it rn. why was it so fucking good.
Joe is like the village elder droppin some knowledge for the young hunters
I'm surprised Joe didn't correct the guy when he said "I feel like I could get away from a bear." Grizzlies are fast as hell, they can chase down a wolf over a short distance. That burst of speed they have is deadly.
They’re not only fast they’re adept at chasing Prey for long distances to exhaust it. If. Bear starts charging you better hope you have a gun or mace and get lucky.
@@Loganbub Everything about grizzlies is horrifying. If you are within 3 miles of a bear it knows you are there. They can smell you up to 3 miles away and see you from even further. The burst of speed, the predation hunting, etc. And god have mercy on you if you accidentally wind up between a mama bear and her cub.
Yeah that guy is obnoxious af and completely out of touch with reality
i dont think he meant to physically run away , more like hey if i am lucky the bear will let me go without too much drama lol
@@Tanstaafl_74 there's an old First Nations saying that goes
"A branch fell, the eagle saw it, the deer heard it, the bear smelled it"
Joe is literally the greatest storyteller of our time
he can hype up anything lmao
lol he learned from uncle Joey Diaz
He’s great but the best storyteller of our time is MrBallen
Mr Ballen >>
Joe is the goat
“Wrong! He smells that man’s meat!” 🤬😡
Bite that box😂
Polar bears are one of the few species that hunt for pleasure, kill for fun. We were told when I worked up north in Prudhoe Bay, that if you found yourself out in the tundra during the winter; to drop articles of clothing if you were being tracked by a Polar bear. The idea was, it's better to die of hypothermia before that bear gets you. That was pretty much the message we got.
No. May seem as such as there is no mercy. You're food. When you eat a bite of Mac and cheese you don't stop to care if it may be still alive. That's how bears are. They eat part of you and then leave you to die.
I thought they were so aggressive because they are literally starving cuz there is no food in miles around them and they are fcking huge so they gotta sustain all that body mass somehow
I actually heard an alternate reason for that.
That being that apparently they also have ADHD *REALLY* badly, so you peeling off clothes is like you peeling off skin. It probably won’t help, but it could also buy you a few precious seconds while it inspects your clothing.
Sorry sir but your dead wrong! Polar bears are looking and hunting for food 24/7. They dont have time for fun. The hunt, they fuck and they sleep!
polar bears are specialists which make them kind of fucked if theres no food. they cant kill for fun. they have trouble just surviving right now and will probably go extinct soon unless they can find a way to take down bigger food sources such as whales orcas walruses etc.
Joe seems like such a joyful company to have around, the kind of friend anyone would wanna have.
Bruh.. Andrew's face after Joe said "That bear smells that man's meat!" 😂🤣💀
Joe the bear rogan 🐻🐻❄️
Joe Rogan is just a few Pokémon evolutions down from Joey Diaz at this point
'That polar bear smells that man's meat' 👀
Ew
Ayyyoooo
I didn’t know your mom went by “Polar Bear” 😂😂😂
"NO FENCES!" was the funniest part 😆
That story about the polar bear actually made me afraid. I'm pretty desensitized 2 people being attacked by animals because there's a million and a 1/2 videos of that on RUclips.
But thinking about how those men were fully aware of what that bear could do to them. And then watching it disappear and pop up closer And realizing that it is actually hunting you. When he popped up closer my stomach dropped. Great story!
I live in northern British Columbia. Been around a lot of bears. I’ve been stalked by a black bear and have come within 6’ twice while in the woods. My friend, bi-athlete Mary Beth Miller was killed by a black bear while training for the olympics in Quebec. Neighbour (forestry worker) was mauled by a grizzly and had his scalp removed. His back pack saved his life. Just saying, I’m very familiar with bears. The Grizzly is the boss though and I agree with Joe. I’ve been around them fishing and they are the kings. No question. Their claws are amazingly long and brutally sharp. And they NEVER back down, especially when injured. Just think that some Grizzlies are mating with Polar Bears. Scary stuff! What amazing animals.
@@mccullochmike aren’t Kodiak bears the king? They are even bigger than grizzlies
@@sunrain4532 Kodiak’s are bigger although I’ve never seen one in person.
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I’ve seen many Grizzlies where this video was taken (not by me). Normally Grizzlies don’t cross this bridge due to logging trucks and fishermen will try to deter them from crossing…but, here some photographers let it cross and the family recording the video were put in a precarious situation (you don’t want to run away so they grouped together).
@@mccullochmike that’s insane. Good thing I live Texas and we only have black bears. Although I heard they were sitings of Mexican grizzlies even tho they were said to be extinct
@@sunrain4532 Polar bears are the largest bear species and as Joe said, are man eaters. As the saying goes, if it's black you fight back, if it's brown you play dead and if it's white then kiss your ass goodbye.
I saw a grizzly maybe a hundred yards away in Alaska when I was younger, you don't really register the size of these things till you see them in person... I completely agree, when settlers first told stories about grizzlies people didn't believe them "it's huge, bullets only piss them off, it can rip your house clean over" and when they encountered them they said it was worse than the legends... hell most guns still only piss them off
I can't even imagine, just not having any concept of animals like this and then you just walk into their fucking house with old timey guns... Fuck a ghost story, THAT sounds like pure terror to me.
@@godiegolem imagine fighting a bear with a musket and it just tanks the first shot the fear would be inconceivable
@@kryhard3801 YEAH. I don't consider myself to be a very fearful guy but that's probably the one thing on land that might actually make me s**t myself lol.
A slug or two would put one down.
@@thomas77597 better be a good shot because if you don't hit vitals you wouldn't even slow it down... hell even if you did land a killing shot a single swipe would tear your head clean off. I certainly wouldn't bet my life on accurately shooting a beast charging me at 40 mph. There's accounts of people unloading a 9mm on a bear and the thing wasn't even phased
I’ve lived in Alaska my whole life. I used to work in the Arctic where all the oil development is. No joke, the man camps they have out there are surrounded by huge tall heavy duty fence to keep polar bears out. Also if one is sighted the will sound an alarm that notifies everyone to stay inside and not move around until it’s clear.
I doubt those fences could stop them
Definitely have to agree. Grizzly is no joke. Imagine a 800-1200 lb pit bull.
Or a 800-1200 lb Tibetan Mastiff.
Or a 800-1200 pound human who can’t get outta bed
@@tonygaertner8863 Those things are completely harmless.
@@H.K.5 harmful to themselves
@@H.K.5 😂
Joe can really hype shit up...I love hearing him talk ab how deadly shit in the woods is 😂
Dewight Shrude would be proud of Joes enthusiasm for Bears lol
People for some reason just do not understand the devastating power of bears and joe really makes sure they know, i love it. You gotta let people know about these bears bro
1:54 Look how happy Andrew got 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Dat Boi sus
I've been attacked by my neighbors peckerhead German Shepherd, and false charged by a mid sized black bear.
I fought the dog, but I wanted absolutely nothing to do with that bear.
They're neat to see, when they want nothing do do with you, but when they do, you quickly realize that you are absolutely powerless in that situation.
1:52 Andrew is trying his best to keep his composure 😂
😂😂😂
Bro 😂😂 Andrews such a fuckin kid 😂😂
Andrew's inner monolog:
"Ha! He said the bear 'smells that man's meat'!"
"Yeah, but Joe is being serious about this."
"But the bear wants that man's junk! 🤣 "
"Dude, just shut up! Why are you smiling?! Now you're laughing, stop laughing you idiot!"
"Hahaha, 'man meat'!"
That was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Andrew keeping cool and nodding to someone off camera..
"Smell that man's meat and bite that box"
@@rastaming6884 lmao I missed the part about biting the box 🤣
1:50 that bear smells that man's meat
5:50 Joe sounded just like an LA girl lol
Joe just did the best 900lb grizzly bear impression I’ve ever seen. That had my laughing out loud.
A neighbor of mine lost his wife in 2020,or 2021.
In Saskatchewan, it was a black bear.
They owned a cabin far north and were very bear and nature smart. She was outside with her 9 yr old son and sent him in for something, next thing a male black bear was attacking her. Husband had to shoot the bear twice to kill it. Unfortunately she didn't survive her injuries and also left behind a 2 yr old daughter
I remember reading about that. It was late 2020. She was on the phone with her father when it attacked her.
Damn that fucked up
Sad shit. But, why the fuck was she outside, in the woods, without a firearm??
@@HEAVYDIAPER She was outside of the cabin, right in the yard doing gardening. Was no need to think a person needs a loaded weapon beside them. Just so happened a bear was stalking her and this black bear acted out of the normal. Just a sad situation that couldnt have been foreseen
@@HEAVYDIAPER Saskatchewan is usually a boring place to be, nothing really happens, you see the usual coyote or fox every now and then. It is a rare occurrence to see a black bear even far North, she could have been more weary but not every day you see a bear here (even tho it’s basically all woods up north). She probably was enjoying time with her kid, never expected a grown male black bear to attack her. Plus first shot wouldn’t have killed it unless she was insanely lucky.
When I lived in Alaska as a young child to a young adult I grew up hunting/fishing in the bush where you could easily encounter brown bears (within 50 miles of the ocean that mainly eat fish as their diet so they grow very large), grizzly bears (outside of 50 miles of the ocean where they hunt prey, some fish, and forage for vegetation), black bears, wolves, wolverines, and if you go far enough north in a moose hunt you could run into polar bears (in Barrow Alaska they have been known to lay in snow berms on their bellies with their paws covering their eyes/nose so you can’t see any of the black of their skin/only white fur in a solid field of snow. They lay in wait because they can smell the people inside and look for people with a higher adipose tissue/fat content so that they get the most calories. They’ve lost multiple people in Barrow and Prudhoe Bay by these types of attacks.). From the age of 14 when I started to go hunting/fishing with friends my dad made sure I always had my .44 magnum Colt Anaconda Redhawk with my speedloaders on me at all times. Thankfully the bear encounters you always draw your gun just in case but because I was taught each of the predators behaviors I knew the best way to avoid having to engage them to be able to go peacefully without taking the life of an animal that isn’t good meat for subsistence. The only predators I had to kill in Alaska was a single brown bear in our town that was destroying a family friends property, killing the pets of the neighbors in the area, breaking in to steal food from the homes/garages/trash can, and the bear had no fear of people so unfortunately the APD officer that was with us told us if we come across the specific bear to be ready to put it down because it will soon become violent towards people. This is why people shouldn’t have direct interactions with wild animals because we actually make them not fear humans and will draw their curiosity that will eventually become aggressive when the human doesn’t do what the bear expects. The only other predators that I ever killed was in specific locations that the wild wolf populations where out of control and they had to reduce the population to protect the game animals from being over hunted by the wolves that would destroy the wolf population due to lack of food within a year as well as the “prey/game animals”. You had to report when, where, sex of animal, and how many that you’ve harvested to ensure that the wolf population didn’t get decimated nor the game animal population get decimated from too many wolves. It is a very important balance to ensure that there are animals for future generations to be subsistence hunting to survive. We never hunted more than what we needed to survive and those few times that we killed predators we talked with the local native Alaskan tribes to be able to claim any of the spoils of the kills that they could use traditionally or practically so that little to nothing goes to waste. It helped build a relationships with them so that they would allow us to use their land to harvest meat but we would always off them the parts that they wanted as long as we got some meat for our freezer to survive. The organs that most people would view as worthless could easily be made into halibut/ling cod/rock fish-sea bass/other fish you can-could legally use bait to fish for (salmon in many "fisheries" was banned so we really had to do our homework to ensure no poaching occurrr.).
Ain't no one reading allat
Paragraphs. Use them
Ngl I read all that and found it hella interesting thank you for sharing with us!
@@Raao1 if I was on a computer then I would do that with a keyboard but on my smartphone with a broken screen makes it difficult enough to type out a story on the device let alone trying to proof read and structure it properly where I can only see 3 lines at a time is nearly impossible.
@@nickclark18I did. It was very interesting
Elden Ring conveyed flawlessly how overpowered bears are. In a game where you fight and kill Demi-Gods, an oversized Bear is the scariest enemy you can run into, by a long shot.
I remember waking the sleeping one at the mistwood ruins when I just started and he spanked my ass within a few hits
Too bad the "small ones" (the not runic bears) are weak af.
Rune Bears are OP af.
Same with the game “Days Gone” you run into all types of undead, but the rogue bears are just terrifying
Crazy how Joe can sound like Joey Diaz and Eddie Bravo in the same sentence lmao
Genuine love, what a man.
Why the hell I’m laughing at Joe talking about the elk saying clack clack clacky clack!!!!😂😂😂
That little monkey ripping off his scalp is insane, I didn’t know they could do that so easily. Never letting any monkey close to my face. That bite and grip strength combo.
A monkey slapped my dad on the back of the head and ran off when we was on vacation 8yrs ago. My dad was knocked out, permenantly lost his vision in his right eye, and was heavily concussed in hospital for like 3days. The slap sounded like a gunshot. And this freakin monkey only weighed like 20lbs and was acting completely normal seconds before he did that
@@bigboydownstairs9651 That is fucking wild 😳
I love watching Andrew's face as all these new fears develop lol
I love Andrew's face... just pure "what the fuck" look 😂😂
I love how Joe’s face just morphs into a bear as he describes it charging toward the camp 🏕
Listening to Joe educate his city friends is funny as hell
Joe's animal impressions are the most to the point thing on the internet
You can scare black bears. when you face a grizzly, you play dead. They dont scare.
Prove it!
@The Better than you Crew Yeah but chances are they arent hunting you for meat. Its a risk but realistically you are not outrunning or fighting off a grizzly so you might as well play dead
Andrew cracking up at joe saying “that polar bear smells that mans meat “ 😂
Lmfao
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I was about to comment the same thing, but thought to scroll down first to see if anyone got there first! I totally belly laughed. But no one on the panel made a comment, so I felt a bit childish.. but glad to see I am not alone!
“He was doing zig when he was supposed to zag” “There’s no zagging with bears” 💀
I use to live in West Yellowstone, Montana and there was 10 foot grizzlies EVERYWHERE. I got bluff charged hunting and from 50 feet I could feel the ground shake when he stomped the ground. He ran about 25 feet and then he flanked me around my back in the brush and made horrible noises just out of my eye site maybe 15-25 feet away. It was terrifying and amazing at the same time. I cracked a few shotgun rounds into trees above his head and backed 3 miles out just about crapping myself
Holy shit 😳😬
I could not imagine! I freaking love camping and the outdoors here in Texas. If there were 10 foot grizzly bears?! I would not go outside at night.
@@show_me_your_kitties the thing is… bears are not nocturnal creatures. It’s not as if they only come out at night! Most bear encounters happen during the day. We have to remember that we are in their house when we’re in the wilderness! I also live in Montana and spend as much time as I can in the woods. It’s really important to always be aware of your surroundings, carry bear spray/ firearms, and always let someone know where/ when you are going (especially if you choose to go alone)!
Yes, it can potentially be dangerous, especially if not prepared. It is also such an incredibly beautiful experience to bond with nature!
Be safe out there friends 💚✌🏼
I have lived not far outside of Glacier Park for nearly 50 years. I have always been a hiker, camper, hunter, etc. so of course I have had my share of grizzly encounters. I wouldn't say that I am scared of them exactly, but I have a healthy respect and an understanding that they might choose to attack and I should always be ready to defend myself.
HOLY CRAP ! mate I got told by Yank throw some sh#t at it, I said what sh*t and he laughed and said Dont worry you’ll have plenty
"He wanted this dude's meat." - "Polar Bears will come for you." am i the only one thinking Joe kinda sexualizes those bears? xD
😂😂
That grizzly impression before the smackdown on the mooses back was amazing
Nile crocodiles scare the sh*t out of me
@The Better than you Crew ok mike tyson
Joes impression of a grizzly bear paw striking the mooses back was the most chad thing 😆 😂 at 0:39
I love that JR is restoring their connection to nature. The way the comments and expressions change shows they needed tobe told. You need to be respectful of livestock, too.
I actually survived a wolf attack from 3 wolves. Only documented attack in wisconsin. My .380 was my life saver.
What area in Wisconsin?
Damn, son! Glad you’re good.
I have always had a very healthy respect/fear of Bears. I have seen the aftermath of one trying to break into a cabin, the damage caused by one ripping open and bending back a Cadilac's doors, ripping out the back seats and smashing a cooler to devour every single item in it. I have read about bear attacks and now that I watched Joe talk about bears a couple of times... I see I was smart to think it.
I want to love something as much as joe loves bears.
Joe Rogan has singlehandedly given me an intense fear of grizzlies over the years! I've literally just admitted this to myself for the first time a few months ago lol those things eat your intestines while you're alive 😰
You should be equally afraid of black bears. Any type of bear, really.
Grizzlies are actually quite timid. There have been cases where 800 pound males ran away in fear of people. They are quite intelligent and don't usually want to have a beef with anyone.
Stop using literally so much. Cmon man
A female friend of mine was in Alaska and they rounded this corner while hiking and there was a huge bear with her cubs and the the bear stood up and the slammed her front paws on to the ground toward her. She said that she completely froze out of terror and she was trying to tell the bear it's okay, she means no harm. Thankfully the bear and the cubs bounced, but damn, that would be intense!
Yeah, nothing helps the situation more than telling the wild animal "it's okay, I won't hurt you". xD lmfao
Don’t make eye contact with a brown bear and back away crouching down.
Black - fight back
Brown - get down
White - good night
@@tomben6180
Oh my God. I've lived in some bear areas and I'm shocked I never heard that.
@@tomben6180 This is a pretty good list but even a black bear(who are more known for curiosity) decides to be hostile I think its over...
Idk what do you think?
@@ttownsupreme2183 If a fully grown black bear decides it wants to kill you then you’ve not got a hope of winning that fight but the reason you fight back is because that almost never happens and they’re just as scared of you as you are of it… so if you get hostile they usually retreat.
I live in Northern Alberta, and for years worked as a female welder in the oil sands, in the middle of the bush, on night shift. It’s not supposed to happen, but there were multiple times where it was pitch black in the middle of the site, with no one working with me to spot or as a helper, that I just relied on my welder and grinder for the noise and sparks and smell, and my radio and truck. That was it. Almost daily we saw black bears in camp, and less often but still frequently we saw both Black bears and Grizzly’s along the rod from camp to site. Moose and their babies. Tonnes of coyotes and foxes. The worst thing ever though, especially as a female, was when a female on another site in the area got killed by a predatory black bear. I wasn’t there, but I worked with more than one of the guys that was. This poor woman went to go to the bathroom and this black bear grabbed her and started mauling her and dragging her off into the bush. Her crew heard the noise and her screaming and ran to her. Some of the guys tried to distract the bear while the others tried to o get her away from the bear. Emergency services came. They also implemented a water cannon with the fire crew trying to help get her free. All of those men and resources and she was still killed and dragged off…and then they apparently had to call her brother, from a different area on site, to tell him what happened. I can so empathize with this poor woman and her family, friends, and crew. It’s hard to truly imagine the horror of what she went through, but also all the brave people and crew members who did all they could to try to save her. There were times I would walk into one of the buildings in our area, and see that bears had been in the entrances digging in the garbages, because despite the rules, guys would bring food out there and throw their garbage in the bins at the entrance doors. They think the reason the predatory bear was attracted to that area in the first place was because people were not cleaning up the smoke pits properly, and left food garbage and coffee cups in the smoke pits, also against rules. I will never forget this woman and this story. RIP. I will also never forget: If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, get down. If it’s white, goodnight. I hope anyone reading this understands and remembers this too, as well as this woman and her story. I know I think of her often and always will.
Just imagine Joe being literally ANYONE else and people would find it goofy how obsessed and opinionated he is about stuff like this, but because he’s so well known and respected he’s able to get a full room of people who otherwise probably wouldn’t give a shit to all be mesmerized by his vast bear knowledge 😂
I think it’s a combination of their respect for Joe and the weed. Weed can make a lot of stuff you wouldn’t normally find interesting to be fascinating, especially if you don’t smoke often.
He has the advantage of having spoken to experts in many areas and knows his shit but has certain proclivities toward nature. Good dude!
@@jumpingbombangels2856 it’s definitely the weed too, I just love watching clips of joe with random people though because there’s clearly times when he’s super into the topic and you can tell the guests are just being polite and playing along.
Naw bro it’s just authenticity. Just be yourself and stop worrying about being goofy or whatever. It’s not that serious
Bro I’m feelin everything you posting. Watch Mike redbar
I find Joe's passion for bears and chimps to be so endearing 😂
1:15 “that polar bear smells that man’s meat” Andrew face🤣
I've watched Joe for a couple years, and I gotta say... he's pretty cool here. Its great to see him in a group environment.
this how his older podcasts used to be and it's the reason the podcast became so big
@@kn7cks347 well said. I agree
8:30 I think the main reason humans developed their abilities to think, reason, and plan is because we were weaker, slower, and more vulnerable than animals half our size and weight. A 75 lbs dog can mess up a 225 lb man if it means business.
Yep, and that's what makes us the deadliest anything on this planet.
Our group numbers and cohesion was why we survived
Wouldn't things like mice be even more intelligent than humans, if your logic was sound?
@@esperago Mice can be pretty bright. That's why the world is always looking for the better mouse trap...
@@woahblackbettybamalam opposable thumbs and sweating too.
I went fishing on the Kenai river in Alaska with my father on a trip my dad hooked a big salmon and we noticed a big brown bear watching on the shore starts swimming towards our fish our guide cut the line immediately and said “don’t fuck with his dinner” we understood very quickly and well. It was definitely a startling experience
I love joe’s knowledge and respect for wildlife.
The fact that there are people who think they can fight off a bear and win is wild would love to see it though
What Joe says about the polar bear is possibly true. They are one of the few predators that see us humans as a source of food. And if I recall correctly, the inhabitants of Svalbard (part of Norway) have to carry a rifle if they are going to leave a built-up area for more than a few hundred metres. The reason for this is the aggressive nature and threat of the polar bear.
I watched a show year’s ago where they were relocating a Grizzly bear. The bear was in a cage and they attempted to stick two wooden poles through the cage to lift it. No problem with the pole in the back but when they went to put the pole through the front the pissed off bear threw a angry little swat and snapped that two or three inch thick pole like a toothpick. That image has stuck with me for years. Amazing power.
That doesn't help us in understanding the power of the bear. What kind of wood was it? Was it rotting, dry, brittle?
@@RogueReplicant I’m not sure but it was thick enough and strong enough that they were going to lift a full grown bear in a cage with two of them. Sorry I couldn’t give better details.
They didn't sedate it?
@@tc-tm1my sedating is always a risk so if possible they will avoid doing so.
They prob sedated it to get it into the cage in the first place
If a large tiger took a Grizzly swat to the back it will brake it's back. Bears are no joke.
There’s not many things I enjoy more in life than listening to Joe Rogan rant about bears or any other predatory animal
Joe Rogan is so intelligent and bad ass!!!
To a Simpleton, yes! he's like Einstein level!
I’ve never heard of a grizzly bear before this podcast
@@adamrichard7311 🤣🤣🤣
"that polar bear smells that mans meat" 😂😂😂 high vulnerable joe is the best
Joe’s Bear rants are better than his Chimp rants. There I said it.
Currently watching this while sleeping in my car, 20 minutes down a logging road in remote British Columbia
I have a friend that's worse than bam margera with snakes. I've watched him levitate and teleport over a very large female copperhead that had just eaten a small possum sized prey.. and he stepped right over it and realized it. The snake whipped a 180 on him and coiled back to defend itself and I've never seen anyone disappear so fast. He was gone like he was Arnold Schwarzenegger running through the jungle from the predator. It took me 3 hours to find him he was at HOME. Still shook as hell.
lmao
I've heard him tell these same stories at least 5 different times. Here I am again😂
"These bears have guns, dude."
I'm dying!!! 🤣
I guess that's where the right to Bear Arms comes from
There’s a 70’s documentary talking about a hunter found a 800lb bear with its neck snapped. They determined no animal and not even a another bear could have done that. They’re convinced a Bigfoot snapped this bears neck. Imagine how powerful a Bigfoot would have to be to snap a bears neck like a twig.
I heard of an account by a biologist in the greater yellowstone region that was tracking grizzlies and monitoring them during the winter while they were in their dens. Apparently, they had stumbled across more than a dozen of their bears across the mountainside that had broken backs and almost no disturbance in the snow. Kind of crazy to think that a bear getting in an altercation with something that we can't identify (or won't identify) through science could break it's back while barely altering the space around the den.
@@loganvandyke881 Yea it’s insane
It was the bears wife that did it.
"That polar bear smells that man's meat" Andrew funny asf
Andrew's concerned face is hilarious lol
The way he tells the story is fantastic!! He truly puts U there.
If you're I the woods elk hunting and you here "clakkity clak! Klak klak! Klakkity klak!!" 🤣😂😂😂😂 I fucking love Joes' enthusiasm when he talks about animals
The other guys with Joe Rogan are like some kids listening to their grandpa's stories. 😂😂
So funny how passionate he is about bears and how red his face gets while he's interrupting them, he's like jim norton ranting about black sabbath being the best band ever, gotta love joe rogan
Haven't watched the show in a while. Glad to see how much you guys have leveled up.
Joe is an amazing storyteller... Andrew just smiling the whole time 😅
Polar bears do eat vegetation and fruit... Just saying....
No one's gonna talk about that dude's constant stares of mocking someone?