@gus hope u havent sold out like these ppl: Akil da mc is tupac. Biggie is soul aka fullee love. Justin beiber is The weekend. Miley cyrus is ayesha curry not hannah Montana. Think bout it.
That's our cat Ralph (seconds later) HERE RENDY! 2:05 pus pus puss! Hey Randy! He's always peein on kids, (SHE.. doesn't.. do that..) ( and bitin deers and stuff) We got RANDY when I was about 2 years old. We were at a water park in dallas and Randy was going down the slides unattended so I figured I'd just swoop in, an kinda picked the guy up. Back in 2008 people at burning man were hucking him around, and I stepped in and put the Kibosh on that.
Yh you can tell she's a good (read: fairly strict) mum, and she probably isn't joking about being a Christian, but at the same time she also has a sense of humour, and clearly loves her son and wants to help him produce stuff 😄
@@NilsFLindberg I love that she laughed at it too. You can tell she has been putting up with all of her son’s antics for so long, heck probably their dad’s too!! They seem like a really great family, it is very apparent these boys were raised well
@@TheColinardo I think the Johnsons are more likely to be Scandinavian than Anglo-Saxon. They live in Wisconsin and two of them are named Sven and Thor.
In the immortal words of Louis C.K.: "farts come out of your ass and they make a fucking trumpet sound. That shit smelling gas comes out of your ass and it makes a toot sound. What the fuck is not funny about that?"
@@tweektweak2145 It's a way for people to point out specific parts that they found particularly funny. Stop being such a tryhard lol just let people like things
All you need to know: 1: His mom is a negligent nincompoop who even after being told, no, DEMANDED, that bees shall not be brought into the property, brought in thousands, which have taken refuge in the apricots, ruining what once was a booming Johnson family business. 2: The once thriving herd of Johnson owned horses was left to die, ultimately becoming yet another sacrifice due to the increasing negligence of everybody BUT Gus. 3: Gus’s brother, Sven, is not to be on the property at the same time Gus is in. This sibling rift, through speculation and research, is likely to have been caused by the Great Siege in 2017. The Great Siege was a catastrophic event in which the property was raised, mauled and almost completely destroyed by a ferocious pack of wild dogs, bees & wasps. How they got into the sealed property is heavily debated, and we will likely never know the exact truth. 4: Gus’s cat and longtime protector, Ricardo, is the overseer of the property, and is thought to possess great intelligence, far greater than an average cat. 5: Gus is often drunk during his God’s Country series, not because he is a raging alcoholic, but because he can’t stand to see the damage to his once vivid and booming Country sober. Could also be a way to cope with his mother throwing apples at him. Open to interpretation. There’s far more lore, but that’s all I got for now. Enjoy 😉
His mom’s a trooper but I just luv it how she’s correcting him one minute then laughing the next! Him n his brother are the funniest I swear! It’s so hard to get me to laugh n I’m over here watching his vids struggling to breath cause I can’t stop laughing he’s such a trip and his mom in there is just icing on the cake! His brothers pretty damn funny too though! It must run in the family or something! ❤️❤️❤️
Lmao “Don’t spill beer on your dad’s jacket.” “It’s not beer, I made a mimosa in here. **shakes can violently** “ I love ur mother, she’s a trooper for putting up with you and ur shit I love u gus, my boi
I swear to god it took me about 60 seconds to realize this isn’t one of those videos where he talks in front of a field for an intro or something but that this was actually a skit
The "I'll recast you" and the "you like sven better comments" truly show the chemistry between gus and his mama. These are the only youtube videos worth watching. I miss my mom.
I don't know, but 2020 is due for a god's country. Feels like the rocks are even squishier this year. Among other things, how are things in the horse pen? Kind regards
sorry about my mom you guys god bless you follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets
Best series, ur mom is hilarious xD
Yo she was kinda killin the vibe 'n all bro, but i'll let it slip my man
shut up
@gus hope u havent sold out like these ppl: Akil da mc is tupac. Biggie is soul aka fullee love. Justin beiber is The weekend. Miley cyrus is ayesha curry not hannah Montana. Think bout it.
Your mom is funnier than you
"Wendy."
"Hey Randy."
"It's Wendy."
"We got him..."
"Her."
g h o s t
Woah you watched the video too that’s crazy
That's our cat Ralph (seconds later) HERE RENDY! 2:05 pus pus puss! Hey Randy!
He's always peein on kids, (SHE.. doesn't.. do that..) ( and bitin deers and stuff)
We got RANDY when I was about 2 years old. We were at a water park in dallas and Randy was going down the slides unattended so I figured I'd just swoop in, an kinda picked the guy up.
Back in 2008 people at burning man were hucking him around, and I stepped in and put the Kibosh on that.
zeranzeran not Dallas, Wisconsin Dells. u got the burning man thing wrong too. you suck
Great I didn't understand that, happy you repeated it
poisonhnut you don't live in god's country son
Randy strikes me as the kind of cat to go down slides unattended I’m glad he’s safe
Why does this comment have no replies
You should do a skit with gus
senter_ metalhead yep definitely
HIs name is Ralph
Wendy
“My ass is peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna offa the street” has got to be the best line of the whole video
For me it's "Blasphemin'? I used to go ass-screamin' through those fields"
@@Hysteria112 yes
The best part of the video
my english teacher calls that imagery and they right
Pure poetry!
I lost it at:
"My ass was peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna on the street"
Same here!
This was the most underrated quote of this entire video. 🤣
poetry
I hooted and scared my cat
Gus NEEDS some standup Netflix/Hulu specials!! "RANDY!"
Gus, dont come home. Mom is waiting at the front door with a whole bushel of apples
when will she stop doing that i am 24
@@gustoonz over in de pere we got a lotta apple huckers so really no where in the state is safe
Hi Sven!
Tell her to freeze them for extra damage
She does like Sven better. Better name. No apple huckin... a shame really.
I lost it at- “we wake up in the mornin, mom would be throwing pots OR pans at us”
jakey careful she will come after you too
Huckin' apples at us
Hi jakey
@@Hidden_Seeker_ they did
Clever and original comment to grab your attention
Can’t decide if my favorite character is Wendy, Randy or the dead horse who hasn’t grown back yet
The dead horse reincarnated into a tree
fingers crossed for a horse sprout followup video
It's randy!
I thought he said dead horse but when he followed it up with grown back yet I thought he said some type of plant.
The other horses have to incubate the eggs. Gus May have to do that himself if he wants them back
I like how eventually his mom gave up and started calling the cat Randy
“She’s mercilessly hucking apples at me up in those birches”
That happened just as I read your comment
It's all fun and games until the rocks get kinda like squishier.
Actually its Wendy.
@Cody rocks are kinda squishier is a quote from the video. All they added was it's all fun and games WOAH ORIGINALITY
Everybody gangster till the rocks get squishy.
WOAH, a comment on a sketch that isn't just a quote!
Impossible.
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access Thats what happens when you let the horses die
“No”
Gus’ mom - 2019
Gus's
InfiniteLoop both are correct
@@kiyoponnn nah its not because it already ends in S
@@parryyotter Wrong.
@@lachysheffield5639 Learn English you dumbass
God's giving your mom the strength not to start hucking apples at you.
She was doing it as soon as the camera stopped rolling.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 one after the other, her arms like windmills
Satan is trying to tempt her with 666 likes.
She's great
What god
I can never tell if your mom is playing a character too or if she's actually disappointed in your choices 😂
Little column A, little column B.
I'd say both too
Perfectly balanced like all things should be
Well he had to get his humor from somewhere. Maybe it was from her side.
Yh you can tell she's a good (read: fairly strict) mum, and she probably isn't joking about being a Christian, but at the same time she also has a sense of humour, and clearly loves her son and wants to help him produce stuff 😄
“There’s a wasp”
“You’re a wasp”
*both wheeze*
do you even
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣
The wheeeeeezes made me so happy
@@MrWuddles1 get it? No, he didn't.
It's cuz they r both wasps
Th fact that Gus's mom laughs in the same way he does is so heartwarming
Leonard M actually I think Gus laughs the same way his mom does
Their cuteness in this is ridiculous.
"I'll recast you" lmaooo
This whole thing is pointless but also genius
The point is humor. And it is.
“You like Sven better, don’t you?”
Classic.
best closing line so far
The fact that it sounds like he is genuinely getting on her nerves makes this all the funnier. This is SUCH a mother-son dynamic.
this is my mom and i 10yrs ago.....awesome!
Sausage Fingers Gus probably makes more doing this then any regular job out there lol. Making these videos IS his job.
“Go get a real job” Gus: I AM A JOB!!!
This is like old RUclips but you’re actually making money
There are exactly 420 thumb ups. I’ll make 421, sorry guys.
James Martin any thumbs up on your comment subtracts from my thumbs up.
...true. Everyone stop looking at the thumbs up number! (I gotchu bro)
@@sharkprisoner1909 "Your like *Hitler* , but atleast he cared about Germany or something"
6.9k, nice
“ we’re back at the horse pen, mom let em die a few years back but I figured they’d be growing back by now” 10/10 this is why I watch you
to see if they grow back?
I love that Randy still follows Gus around no matter how he is treated since he will always thankful for being rescued from that waterslide
Canon lmao
@@ridiculousrandy1401 Dunno about your trail of thought, but my own cat was very mindful of how I feel - it was visible
@@ridiculousrandy1401 Believe it or not, you don't know what the heck you're talking about.
Skeletor Myah well did you know that cats are aristocratic and only purebreds are accepted into cat high society?
Skeletor Myah I feel as though you’re sorely missing the point of the high society cat joke.
"and the rocks are getting... squishier?"
- Gus 2019
aimsly_t I mean, you got the quote wrong, but good effort!
@@joecremer3633 thats a bit condescending tbh
2019 -- squishier rocks
2020 -- global pandemic
Randy is a brave soul to attend Wisconsin Dells water parks unattended
You think he went to the Wilderness or the Kalahari?
@@emmazamacona-hermsen8543 thanks, pal. years of therapy undone in 1 sentence.
@@docco8004 Fuck, sorry bro just know I share your suffering
what kinda job does a cat have to afford the VERY steep costs? lucky little shit
@@docco8004 I know it has been like 4 years but what did he say
I like how his mom is a constant disclaimer for everything he says.
It’s like she’s his legal team.
“They’re didgeri dogs”
Never stop being you, Gus
Lebron Fitzgerald ikr
I didn't get that joke, can you explain it?
Mert Köse it’s a play on “didgeridoo” which is an Australian instrument.
@@ike8567 Thank you! Now I can appreciate this video even more which I thought was impossible.
I love how every single thing he says his mom is just like in the background quietly saying “that never happened” or “don’t say stupid stuff” 😂
“Sometimes when I was being real bad when I was a little kid my mom would come out here and throw apples at me”
“Noo!”
😂
@@stephaniec853 *huckin'
"You're beyond boosting years."
I would give you a boost because boys support boys.
Lol taking "support" very literally
This should be favorited
Mramaa wood supports buildings
Boys boost boys
this is what SNL is desperately trying to capture but... just can’t
That's cause SNL allows women to write skits. Truth.
@@UnivegaSuperSport *your opinion
@@UnivegaSuperSport Uhhhh. This ain't it, chief.
@@s0l4r_27 I know. Can you imagine an SNL skit written by Amy Schumer? :shiver:
@@UnivegaSuperSport Incel spotted
I can't believe Gus's mom let bees into the property again
She let bees AND wasps onto the property
What about all those homeless insects out there?
Unacceptable
That has to be one of the most patient ladies on the planet. Real class act.
And she’s a good actress/sport. Most videos I’ve seen filmed with parents, the parents are awkward/not good. She just heightens the comedy
I agree Wendy is a Saint.
@@marcbromaghim-oropeza3199 It's Randy
Marc Bromaghim-Oropeza these needs more likes
These videos are basically just “Gus hangs out with his mom” lol
and im here for it!
and?
Bois supporting moms
Ya it's cute af
"There is a bee!"
"It's a wasp.."
"You are a wasp.."
This joke is funnier because WASP is an acroynym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Which she is. lol
This is one of the best comebacks of all time
@@NilsFLindberg I love that she laughed at it too. You can tell she has been putting up with all of her son’s antics for so long, heck probably their dad’s too!! They seem like a really great family, it is very apparent these boys were raised well
1:08
@@TheColinardo I think the Johnsons are more likely to be Scandinavian than Anglo-Saxon. They live in Wisconsin and two of them are named Sven and Thor.
"You're beyond boosting years"
-Gus's mom 2019
haha like fromthe video
@@aidanmoss4806 yes, that's usually how quoting works 😒
Oh haha cool thanks for explaining
She was so worried we’d think she really threw apples at you. 😂
wait, she doesnt?
😂😂😂 that's a real concern in 2020. Even Gus' mom isn't immune to cancellation
She did
To think anyone would care
This should be called; “me mentally torturing my mom for 5 minutes straight”
The must've taken half an hour to film lmao
Half his vids
She deserves it after all the years of hucking apple at him.
"Here Randy"
"Wendy"
"He started peeing on kids..."
"She..."
"...biting"
"... doesn't do any of that stuff..."
I thought it was windy
@@Dog-ew5gq in his videos from 3 years ago it was😂
On the podcast: "farts aren't funny"
A couple days later...
Ian V he said he was okay with farts outside to cover his ass for this sketch
To be fair, Gus was really rooting for consenting fart comedy where no one is harmed
as an audio listener who lives in ohio i've never been more offended as when they said farts aren't funny. THAT'S OBJECTIVELY NOT TRUE.
In the immortal words of Louis C.K.: "farts come out of your ass and they make a fucking trumpet sound. That shit smelling gas comes out of your ass and it makes a toot sound. What the fuck is not funny about that?"
@@y0utuberculosis legit point
"its wendy"
"C'MERE RANDY"
"these apricots are ruined completely"
"that's an apple"
“these apricots are ruined completely”
“that’s an apple”
“these apricots are ruined completely”
“that’s an apple”
"these apricots are ruined completely"
"that's an apple"
"these apricots are ruined completely"
"that's an apple"
*what is happening*
Here we have young Leonardo “Ron Swanson” DiCaprio in his godforsaken habitat.
Oh no
My god yes hahahaha
"there's my cat Ralph"
"she's Wendy"
lmao
HEY RANDYYY
Somehow when she almost called the cat Randy at 3:08 cracks me up
Randy rrraanddy
“I was made in his image” - slams big swig of Miller Lite
Why It's Trending
It’s a mimosa
“You like Sven better don’t you?”
I read this right as they said it
She subscribes to Sven's channel but not Gus'.
Perfect ending to the vid
“Every time I roll over, my pass is peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna off the street.”
OH MY GOD IM DEAD
Underrated part of the video 😂
“Just a boy and his cat out in the fields”
Now don’t that just bring a tear to mine eye
Ayyyy 600th like
I love how Gus’ mom puts up with his antics. She’s come a long way from hucking apple after apple at him. :p
Lmao
Rumor has it she still throws apples at his bare bum.
Rumor also has it that Gus knows it's not a game but he still "plays" anyway.
"my mom would come out here and throw apples at me-"
"No, no-"
H U C K I N
Wow dude! How funny you just repeated the joke in the video in the comments!
@@relo4d604 yes correct
@@dorlis1 "Thank you for this comment."
“I’m done”
“You’re done?”
“I’m done”
“Why?”
“This is stupid”
“...you like Sven better don’t you?”
yes i saw that in the video why are you telling us the thing we just watched?
@@coltonsgamingindustry8378
Aaawwww the Comment Section Cop is here to spoil the fun 😂
@@IntrovertedOreo no, its literally true. Commenting literally part of video is stupid, brings nothing to the table
@@tweektweak2145
Bro, again, who gives a shit if people wanna requote something from the video? Policing the comments is literally what no lifers do.
@@tweektweak2145 It's a way for people to point out specific parts that they found particularly funny. Stop being such a tryhard lol just let people like things
his videos feel like they have lore, but I have yet to earn the ability to fully understand it
Don't worry they will make a documentary eventually: The Life & Times of a Midwestern Memester
IKRRRRR
I didnt know how to explain it, this comment does a great job
All you need to know:
1: His mom is a negligent nincompoop who even after being told, no, DEMANDED, that bees shall not be brought into the property, brought in thousands, which have taken refuge in the apricots, ruining what once was a booming Johnson family business.
2: The once thriving herd of Johnson owned horses was left to die, ultimately becoming yet another sacrifice due to the increasing negligence of everybody BUT Gus.
3: Gus’s brother, Sven, is not to be on the property at the same time Gus is in. This sibling rift, through speculation and research, is likely to have been caused by the Great Siege in 2017. The Great Siege was a catastrophic event in which the property was raised, mauled and almost completely destroyed by a ferocious pack of wild dogs, bees & wasps. How they got into the sealed property is heavily debated, and we will likely never know the exact truth.
4: Gus’s cat and longtime protector, Ricardo, is the overseer of the property, and is thought to possess great intelligence, far greater than an average cat.
5: Gus is often drunk during his God’s Country series, not because he is a raging alcoholic, but because he can’t stand to see the damage to his once vivid and booming Country sober. Could also be a way to cope with his mother throwing apples at him. Open to interpretation.
There’s far more lore, but that’s all I got for now. Enjoy 😉
"You like Sven better, don't you?" LMAO
"I was in A flat and you were in L major"
Best line in any of these vids
“The rocks are, like, squishier?”
I was literally crying laughing at his mom getting insulted on Wendy’s behalf. 😂
It's Randy
It’s Ralph
Maryam Abbani is it free because his mom killed everything on the property? 😂
Maryam Abbani I’m aware, I was just kidding.
"I'll recast you, mother."
your mom saying “no-“ after everything you say is making me cry
666th like
"Ill recast you" - Gus on the topic of his mother
"Every time I roll over my ass is peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna on the street."
Agreed
Yo he had me dying when he said that! Lol "then she drug me outside in the nudey and started huckin apples at me again..." LMAO this man's a genius!
Literally came to find this comment
"Come here randy"
"Her names wendy"
"Come here randy"
HE SAID RALPH FIRST YOU NEMATODE!!!
@@leprech2078 well I wasn't quoting that part now was I
jeremiah cassidy you weren’t I was just being a jackass
he says ralph you fucking idiot
2.5k thousand people liked this comment. Thats really sad tbh
Beer as communion wine is the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard
Neberaska
*hic*
If people still believed in The Czech Republic they would definitely drink beer in church too. 👍
It's not beer! He made a mimosa in there!
“Ope!”-God, when making the Midwest
Synopsis: “Just a boy and his cat, out in a field”
Its a good thing I took care of the didgeridogs for ya
what a professional
Well hey there Cyranek 👀
Those dogs were wild friends. How dare you?
Alcoholism
Dead horses
Apricots
Bees
We back in God’s country!
I read it as ADABW for some reason.
“The rocks are squishier” famous words of Gus Johnson
Thanks for all the likes
Edp huh?
The snow is snowier
BenInGame yes. He’s the funniest person
That's what happens when u dont take care of em.
Brit Ann really
They werent apples, they were specifically grown for hucking at people, Huckleberries
BOOOOOOO!
... actually very clever.
hit her with the “you like Sven better, don’t ya?” So awesome.
The pause before "You like Sven better, don't you?" was priceless. Comedy gold, once again.
Whos Sven guys?
@@Circusmaid Gus' brother.
@@Circusmaid That dog from Pewds minecraft series.
Gus on the podcast 2 days ago: "yeah I really don't like farting and burping humor"
Gus today: *BLEH*
His mom’s a trooper but I just luv it how she’s correcting him one minute then laughing the next! Him n his brother are the funniest I swear! It’s so hard to get me to laugh n I’m over here watching his vids struggling to breath cause I can’t stop laughing he’s such a trip and his mom in there is just icing on the cake! His brothers pretty damn funny too though! It must run in the family or something! ❤️❤️❤️
Lmao
“Don’t spill beer on your dad’s jacket.”
“It’s not beer, I made a mimosa in here. **shakes can violently** “
I love ur mother, she’s a trooper for putting up with you and ur shit
I love u gus, my boi
1.3k likes, no comments? Time to take advantage
“Better not do that, I’ll get banned from Twitch”
lol
MILO
Read the comment as he said it. XD
You: "Hey look there's Randy"
Your mom: "Wendy"
You: "Come here Randy"
Your mom: "Wendy"
Ł ß I didn’t hear that
@@abbasrizvi1649 deaf?
*Ralph
@@Mike-os3pt ** Randy
Wendy
I like that he still calls her Randy
“Don’t get beer all over dads jacket.”
“It’s not beer I made a mimosa in here.”
The fact that his dad unironically owns and wears that jacket is incredible
Best part
Aw shoot. I just commented that before scrolling and seeing this! Guess I'll back down and delete.
@@dovecoolness5358 you gotta know when to back down 😤
I laughed so hard I started crying
His mom dissecting his character acting is the best lol
are you fartin over here?
Is there a feeling better than laughing with your mom
spoiler: no
I love ur channel
Of course cirlce toons likes bus jackson. Good taste.
CircleToonsHD I don’t have a mom😞
john hickens keep that to yourself bud
my mom only laughs at me
"You like Sven better, don't you?" gets me every single time.
Is that. A skyrim refr3nce
"I'll recast you" had me dyin'
Disappointed Momma Johnson is my second favorite recurring character in the Gus Johnson RUclips Universe, right behind Imbiamba Jombes.
“this is gonna make people seasick”
- a living icon
I'd call CPS, but I honestly dont want to have apples hucked at my bare butt.
"I'll recast you OK!" Moms really are the most patient things on this planet.
Ad revenue checks probably help lol
@@AcornFox with current DEmonetization service that youtube provides I don't think so dude
“I’ll recast you” his own mother... 😂
I swear to god it took me about 60 seconds to realize this isn’t one of those videos where he talks in front of a field for an intro or something but that this was actually a skit
The look on this poor man’s face when his mom tells him there’s bees in the apricots
“The whole comment section is just quotes”
-Me Now
"I'll be back in a minute, I gotta take a piss." -- Abraham Lincoln, 1861
Andy Evans R/wooooosh
"The whole comment section is just quotes"
-You 30 Minutes Ago
Inkymation “”The Whole comment section is just quotes
You-30 minutes”” You 3 minutes ago
@Andy Evans I laughed way too hard at your comment 😂😂😂
Australian dogs, they're *didgerydogs*
Mom: *laughs in Australian*
You're not australian, you forgot to write upside down! How dare you!
The "I'll recast you" and the "you like sven better comments" truly show the chemistry between gus and his mama. These are the only youtube videos worth watching. I miss my mom.
You know his mother is a good Cameraman when she says "stop it its gonna make the viewers sea sick"
“I was in Ab, you were in L major.”
Nah she was in G sharp
He was is æ flat
“Mom pulls me out nudey as the day I was born and starts huckin godforsaken apples at me” -Booze Jahnsen
“It’s a wasp”
“You’re a WASP”
"That's a wasp"
"You're a wasp"
"You're a WASP"
I love me some wasp
"No u"
Sick burn
White Anglo-Saxon protestant
THIS IS THE 2009 RUclips CONTENT THAT MY LOINS HAVE BEEN YEARNING FOR
@Lulin Yeah, yours don't?
“It’s not beer I made a mimosa in here” 😂😂😂
Dash Bevis 😂😂👏
That was like the least funny part of this video
Nevoy comedy isn’t always in your perspective dude
Most funny part of the video! 😃
@@tymercer775 no shit sherlock, but that's my perspective👍
I don't know, but 2020 is due for a god's country. Feels like the rocks are even squishier this year. Among other things, how are things in the horse pen? Kind regards
*hits fruit off tree* “ it shouldn’t do that”
“We got Randy when I was two years old...”
**immediate next scene**
We got randy when I was eight years old...” 😂
You just repeated the joke completely with laughing emojis...
LOL
Wow.. nobody noticed that joke thanks for bringing that to the light...
"You'd think you'd realize by now everything goes in."
Yes, EVERYTHING, even the disappointment of your mother.
This is one of those videos that immediately makes me happy.
"her real name's Wendy"
"Randy!"