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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 лет назад +19088

    sorry about my mom you guys god bless you follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

    • @Melon_studios
      @Melon_studios 5 лет назад +218

      Best series, ur mom is hilarious xD

    • @gnorung7769
      @gnorung7769 5 лет назад +47

      Yo she was kinda killin the vibe 'n all bro, but i'll let it slip my man

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 5 лет назад +4

      shut up

    • @themilkysmoove7
      @themilkysmoove7 5 лет назад +2

      @gus hope u havent sold out like these ppl: Akil da mc is tupac. Biggie is soul aka fullee love. Justin beiber is The weekend. Miley cyrus is ayesha curry not hannah Montana. Think bout it.

    • @humanhuman9933
      @humanhuman9933 5 лет назад +34

      Your mom is funnier than you

  • @ghost-by4fl
    @ghost-by4fl 5 лет назад +2923

    "Wendy."
    "Hey Randy."
    "It's Wendy."
    "We got him..."
    "Her."

    • @richg16
      @richg16 5 лет назад +5

      g h o s t
      Woah you watched the video too that’s crazy

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 лет назад +14

      That's our cat Ralph (seconds later) HERE RENDY! 2:05 pus pus puss! Hey Randy!
      He's always peein on kids, (SHE.. doesn't.. do that..) ( and bitin deers and stuff)
      We got RANDY when I was about 2 years old. We were at a water park in dallas and Randy was going down the slides unattended so I figured I'd just swoop in, an kinda picked the guy up.
      Back in 2008 people at burning man were hucking him around, and I stepped in and put the Kibosh on that.

    • @poisonousnut
      @poisonousnut 5 лет назад +1

      zeranzeran not Dallas, Wisconsin Dells. u got the burning man thing wrong too. you suck

    • @Nilse2104
      @Nilse2104 5 лет назад +1

      Great I didn't understand that, happy you repeated it

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 лет назад +2

      poisonhnut you don't live in god's country son

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush 5 лет назад +16448

    Randy strikes me as the kind of cat to go down slides unattended I’m glad he’s safe

  • @Donjauncherrytempo
    @Donjauncherrytempo 5 лет назад +3241

    “My ass is peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna offa the street” has got to be the best line of the whole video

    • @Hysteria112
      @Hysteria112 5 лет назад +85

      For me it's "Blasphemin'? I used to go ass-screamin' through those fields"

    • @leland8021
      @leland8021 5 лет назад +1

      @@Hysteria112 yes

    • @dangerouslypink2394
      @dangerouslypink2394 5 лет назад

      The best part of the video

    • @patw9175
      @patw9175 5 лет назад +14

      my english teacher calls that imagery and they right

    • @revjim123
      @revjim123 5 лет назад +1

      Pure poetry!

  • @joshuaroper5615
    @joshuaroper5615 4 года назад +2868

    I lost it at:
    "My ass was peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna on the street"

    • @Harbinger7777
      @Harbinger7777 4 года назад +7

      Same here!

    • @flatteryphillips3024
      @flatteryphillips3024 4 года назад +19

      This was the most underrated quote of this entire video. 🤣

    • @LEHster
      @LEHster 3 года назад +2

      poetry

    • @caty0000
      @caty0000 3 года назад +1

      I hooted and scared my cat

    • @ItsFreshItsAnne
      @ItsFreshItsAnne 3 года назад

      Gus NEEDS some standup Netflix/Hulu specials!! "RANDY!"

  • @SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber
    @SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber 5 лет назад +36226

    Gus, dont come home. Mom is waiting at the front door with a whole bushel of apples

    • @gustoonz
      @gustoonz  5 лет назад +7061

      when will she stop doing that i am 24

    • @EllieMoonbeam
      @EllieMoonbeam 5 лет назад +513

      @@gustoonz over in de pere we got a lotta apple huckers so really no where in the state is safe

    • @TheJamesTheory
      @TheJamesTheory 5 лет назад +79

      Hi Sven!

    • @kemp10
      @kemp10 5 лет назад +520

      Tell her to freeze them for extra damage

    • @jenericbjacobsen
      @jenericbjacobsen 5 лет назад +262

      She does like Sven better. Better name. No apple huckin... a shame really.

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey 5 лет назад +6800

    I lost it at- “we wake up in the mornin, mom would be throwing pots OR pans at us”

    • @gustoonz
      @gustoonz  5 лет назад +1276

      jakey careful she will come after you too

    • @ahhhhmazing1
      @ahhhhmazing1 5 лет назад +102

      Huckin' apples at us

    • @LatexKim794
      @LatexKim794 5 лет назад +8

      Hi jakey

    • @Masterball777
      @Masterball777 5 лет назад +1

      @@Hidden_Seeker_ they did

    • @The_Schizoid_Man
      @The_Schizoid_Man 5 лет назад +2

      Clever and original comment to grab your attention

  • @noeyexplainssomeofit
    @noeyexplainssomeofit 5 лет назад +5525

    Can’t decide if my favorite character is Wendy, Randy or the dead horse who hasn’t grown back yet

    • @katherinesmall3126
      @katherinesmall3126 5 лет назад +10

      The dead horse reincarnated into a tree

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 5 лет назад +6

      fingers crossed for a horse sprout followup video

    • @romanepaul3460
      @romanepaul3460 5 лет назад

      It's randy!

    • @ziggyvoss
      @ziggyvoss 5 лет назад +1

      I thought he said dead horse but when he followed it up with grown back yet I thought he said some type of plant.

    • @SamboBaggins91
      @SamboBaggins91 5 лет назад +9

      The other horses have to incubate the eggs. Gus May have to do that himself if he wants them back

  • @parkeypence5974
    @parkeypence5974 4 года назад +1729

    I like how eventually his mom gave up and started calling the cat Randy

  • @PossiblyLukeMirco
    @PossiblyLukeMirco 5 лет назад +2265

    “She’s mercilessly hucking apples at me up in those birches”

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +9

      That happened just as I read your comment

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +3575

    It's all fun and games until the rocks get kinda like squishier.

    • @justjay.5476
      @justjay.5476 5 лет назад +30

      Actually its Wendy.

    • @ThatBoogieman
      @ThatBoogieman 5 лет назад +9

      @Cody rocks are kinda squishier is a quote from the video. All they added was it's all fun and games WOAH ORIGINALITY

    • @pfitz9346
      @pfitz9346 5 лет назад +8

      Everybody gangster till the rocks get squishy.

    • @thatonesentientbagel4043
      @thatonesentientbagel4043 5 лет назад +2

      WOAH, a comment on a sketch that isn't just a quote!
      Impossible.

    • @CheeseDudInTheOven
      @CheeseDudInTheOven 5 лет назад

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access Thats what happens when you let the horses die

  • @lachysheffield5639
    @lachysheffield5639 5 лет назад +2903

    “No”
    Gus’ mom - 2019

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 5 лет назад

      Gus's

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 5 лет назад +2

      InfiniteLoop both are correct

    • @lachysheffield5639
      @lachysheffield5639 5 лет назад +3

      @@kiyoponnn nah its not because it already ends in S

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 5 лет назад

      @@parryyotter Wrong.

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 5 лет назад

      @@lachysheffield5639 Learn English you dumbass

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 4 года назад +3653

    God's giving your mom the strength not to start hucking apples at you.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +51

      She was doing it as soon as the camera stopped rolling.

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 4 года назад +36

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 one after the other, her arms like windmills

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg 4 года назад +2

      Satan is trying to tempt her with 666 likes.

    • @thndr_5468
      @thndr_5468 4 года назад +2

      She's great

    • @Alexitty17
      @Alexitty17 3 года назад +1

      What god

  • @sarap9431
    @sarap9431 5 лет назад +14870

    I can never tell if your mom is playing a character too or if she's actually disappointed in your choices 😂

    • @jakelee5456
      @jakelee5456 5 лет назад +973

      Little column A, little column B.

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 5 лет назад +178

      I'd say both too

    • @wolfhd7509
      @wolfhd7509 5 лет назад +390

      Perfectly balanced like all things should be

    • @MrRubberduck645
      @MrRubberduck645 5 лет назад +217

      Well he had to get his humor from somewhere. Maybe it was from her side.

    • @thebackup2121
      @thebackup2121 5 лет назад +381

      Yh you can tell she's a good (read: fairly strict) mum, and she probably isn't joking about being a Christian, but at the same time she also has a sense of humour, and clearly loves her son and wants to help him produce stuff 😄

  • @awesomesauce119
    @awesomesauce119 5 лет назад +2917

    “There’s a wasp”
    “You’re a wasp”
    *both wheeze*

    • @MrWuddles1
      @MrWuddles1 5 лет назад +5

      do you even

    • @AenusGaper
      @AenusGaper 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 5 лет назад

      The wheeeeeezes made me so happy

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 5 лет назад

      @@MrWuddles1 get it? No, he didn't.

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 5 лет назад

      It's cuz they r both wasps

  • @leonardm490
    @leonardm490 5 лет назад +3503

    Th fact that Gus's mom laughs in the same way he does is so heartwarming

    • @EKallday
      @EKallday 5 лет назад +80

      Leonard M actually I think Gus laughs the same way his mom does

    • @Sephenon
      @Sephenon 4 года назад +8

      Their cuteness in this is ridiculous.

  • @mandyhuey5810
    @mandyhuey5810 4 года назад +1011

    "I'll recast you" lmaooo
    This whole thing is pointless but also genius

  • @hannah_lundstrom
    @hannah_lundstrom 5 лет назад +2008

    “You like Sven better, don’t you?”
    Classic.

    • @JonnBenny
      @JonnBenny 5 лет назад +7

      best closing line so far

  • @fuducker2
    @fuducker2 5 лет назад +1683

    The fact that it sounds like he is genuinely getting on her nerves makes this all the funnier. This is SUCH a mother-son dynamic.

    • @DavidSmith-rv2hw
      @DavidSmith-rv2hw 5 лет назад

      this is my mom and i 10yrs ago.....awesome!

    • @KraveSanity
      @KraveSanity 4 года назад +4

      Sausage Fingers Gus probably makes more doing this then any regular job out there lol. Making these videos IS his job.

    • @upstairsdownstairs
      @upstairsdownstairs 4 года назад +4

      “Go get a real job” Gus: I AM A JOB!!!

  • @markm0000
    @markm0000 5 лет назад +10227

    This is like old RUclips but you’re actually making money

    • @sharkprisoner1909
      @sharkprisoner1909 5 лет назад +92

      There are exactly 420 thumb ups. I’ll make 421, sorry guys.

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 5 лет назад +42

      James Martin any thumbs up on your comment subtracts from my thumbs up.

    • @sharkprisoner1909
      @sharkprisoner1909 5 лет назад +11

      ...true. Everyone stop looking at the thumbs up number! (I gotchu bro)

    • @sbgreatness
      @sbgreatness 4 года назад +11

      @@sharkprisoner1909 "Your like *Hitler* , but atleast he cared about Germany or something"

    • @Tropical._.Depression
      @Tropical._.Depression 4 года назад +3

      6.9k, nice

  • @michaelbotha9207
    @michaelbotha9207 4 года назад +943

    “ we’re back at the horse pen, mom let em die a few years back but I figured they’d be growing back by now” 10/10 this is why I watch you

  • @Meta-Drew
    @Meta-Drew 5 лет назад +6770

    I love that Randy still follows Gus around no matter how he is treated since he will always thankful for being rescued from that waterslide

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 года назад +31

      Canon lmao

    • @0bashie
      @0bashie 4 года назад +13

      @@ridiculousrandy1401 Dunno about your trail of thought, but my own cat was very mindful of how I feel - it was visible

    • @thermionicemission6355
      @thermionicemission6355 4 года назад +34

      ​@@ridiculousrandy1401 Believe it or not, you don't know what the heck you're talking about.

    • @toasty7408
      @toasty7408 4 года назад +12

      Skeletor Myah well did you know that cats are aristocratic and only purebreds are accepted into cat high society?

    • @blitzencaliburn9072
      @blitzencaliburn9072 4 года назад +17

      Skeletor Myah I feel as though you’re sorely missing the point of the high society cat joke.

  • @crackheaadd
    @crackheaadd 5 лет назад +4312

    "and the rocks are getting... squishier?"
    - Gus 2019

    • @joecremer3633
      @joecremer3633 5 лет назад +16

      aimsly_t I mean, you got the quote wrong, but good effort!

    • @lukewarmbeverage1931
      @lukewarmbeverage1931 5 лет назад +19

      @@joecremer3633 thats a bit condescending tbh

    • @Falconifan
      @Falconifan 4 года назад +3

      2019 -- squishier rocks
      2020 -- global pandemic

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 5 лет назад +1953

    Randy is a brave soul to attend Wisconsin Dells water parks unattended

    • @RosinGoblin
      @RosinGoblin 5 лет назад +9

      You think he went to the Wilderness or the Kalahari?

    • @docco8004
      @docco8004 5 лет назад +7

      @@emmazamacona-hermsen8543 thanks, pal. years of therapy undone in 1 sentence.

    • @emmazamacona-hermsen8543
      @emmazamacona-hermsen8543 5 лет назад +3

      @@docco8004 Fuck, sorry bro just know I share your suffering

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 4 года назад +1

      what kinda job does a cat have to afford the VERY steep costs? lucky little shit

    • @Yeah-I-am-Me
      @Yeah-I-am-Me Год назад

      @@docco8004 I know it has been like 4 years but what did he say

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 4 года назад +612

    I like how his mom is a constant disclaimer for everything he says.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 года назад +19

      It’s like she’s his legal team.

  • @lebronfitzgerald8129
    @lebronfitzgerald8129 5 лет назад +3221

    “They’re didgeri dogs”
    Never stop being you, Gus

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS 5 лет назад +4

      Lebron Fitzgerald ikr

    • @yoishiu
      @yoishiu 4 года назад +4

      I didn't get that joke, can you explain it?

    • @ike8567
      @ike8567 4 года назад +11

      Mert Köse it’s a play on “didgeridoo” which is an Australian instrument.

    • @yoishiu
      @yoishiu 4 года назад +4

      @@ike8567 Thank you! Now I can appreciate this video even more which I thought was impossible.

  • @mckennalandis2743
    @mckennalandis2743 5 лет назад +3179

    I love how every single thing he says his mom is just like in the background quietly saying “that never happened” or “don’t say stupid stuff” 😂

    • @stephaniec853
      @stephaniec853 5 лет назад +113

      “Sometimes when I was being real bad when I was a little kid my mom would come out here and throw apples at me”
      “Noo!”

    • @mckennalandis2743
      @mckennalandis2743 5 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @fahim102
      @fahim102 5 лет назад +4

      @@stephaniec853 *huckin'

  • @AmazingSpaceship
    @AmazingSpaceship 5 лет назад +2303

    "You're beyond boosting years."
    I would give you a boost because boys support boys.

    • @SaturdayAddams
      @SaturdayAddams 5 лет назад +11

      Lol taking "support" very literally

    • @RobwithoneB
      @RobwithoneB 5 лет назад +2

      This should be favorited

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 5 лет назад +1

      Mramaa wood supports buildings

    • @RHM724
      @RHM724 5 лет назад +5

      Boys boost boys

  • @sauceguy19
    @sauceguy19 4 года назад +3261

    this is what SNL is desperately trying to capture but... just can’t

    • @UnivegaSuperSport
      @UnivegaSuperSport 4 года назад +60

      That's cause SNL allows women to write skits. Truth.

    • @chef_Jeremy
      @chef_Jeremy 4 года назад +176

      @@UnivegaSuperSport *your opinion

    • @CommanderNeutralGray
      @CommanderNeutralGray 4 года назад +331

      @@UnivegaSuperSport Uhhhh. This ain't it, chief.

    • @UnivegaSuperSport
      @UnivegaSuperSport 4 года назад +20

      @@s0l4r_27 I know. Can you imagine an SNL skit written by Amy Schumer? :shiver:

    • @habakuk4247
      @habakuk4247 4 года назад +200

      @@UnivegaSuperSport Incel spotted

  • @fateburn
    @fateburn 5 лет назад +945

    I can't believe Gus's mom let bees into the property again

    • @doinkjuice
      @doinkjuice 5 лет назад +25

      She let bees AND wasps onto the property

    • @heythere8917
      @heythere8917 5 лет назад +3

      What about all those homeless insects out there?

    • @NihilisticDevil
      @NihilisticDevil 5 лет назад +4

      Unacceptable

  • @eldestgruff
    @eldestgruff 5 лет назад +970

    That has to be one of the most patient ladies on the planet. Real class act.

    • @livk7247
      @livk7247 5 лет назад +58

      And she’s a good actress/sport. Most videos I’ve seen filmed with parents, the parents are awkward/not good. She just heightens the comedy

    • @marcbromaghim-oropeza3199
      @marcbromaghim-oropeza3199 5 лет назад +10

      I agree Wendy is a Saint.

    • @deadLEE15
      @deadLEE15 5 лет назад +7

      @@marcbromaghim-oropeza3199 It's Randy

    • @colonelcrockett2250
      @colonelcrockett2250 5 лет назад +2

      Marc Bromaghim-Oropeza these needs more likes

  • @funkyfreshwizardry
    @funkyfreshwizardry 5 лет назад +1751

    These videos are basically just “Gus hangs out with his mom” lol

  • @LiliaSahanova
    @LiliaSahanova 4 года назад +505

    "There is a bee!"
    "It's a wasp.."
    "You are a wasp.."

    • @TheColinardo
      @TheColinardo 3 года назад +39

      This joke is funnier because WASP is an acroynym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Which she is. lol

    • @NilsFLindberg
      @NilsFLindberg 3 года назад +10

      This is one of the best comebacks of all time

    • @inspirationmovemebrightly9627
      @inspirationmovemebrightly9627 3 года назад +15

      @@NilsFLindberg I love that she laughed at it too. You can tell she has been putting up with all of her son’s antics for so long, heck probably their dad’s too!! They seem like a really great family, it is very apparent these boys were raised well

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 3 года назад +1

      1:08

    • @andrewmcmillan229
      @andrewmcmillan229 3 года назад +1

      @@TheColinardo I think the Johnsons are more likely to be Scandinavian than Anglo-Saxon. They live in Wisconsin and two of them are named Sven and Thor.

  • @guillermoandresdiaz7284
    @guillermoandresdiaz7284 5 лет назад +1314

    "You're beyond boosting years"
    -Gus's mom 2019

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 5 лет назад +3867

    She was so worried we’d think she really threw apples at you. 😂

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 4 года назад +112

      wait, she doesnt?

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂 that's a real concern in 2020. Even Gus' mom isn't immune to cancellation

    • @dannydevito3284
      @dannydevito3284 4 года назад +3

      She did

    • @thsxi
      @thsxi 4 года назад

      To think anyone would care

  • @MarieTilly
    @MarieTilly 5 лет назад +2151

    This should be called; “me mentally torturing my mom for 5 minutes straight”

    • @theshawnkelly
      @theshawnkelly 3 года назад +10

      The must've taken half an hour to film lmao

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 3 года назад +3

      Half his vids

    • @apologyapocalypse8693
      @apologyapocalypse8693 3 года назад +4

      She deserves it after all the years of hucking apple at him.

  • @pixelboy7654
    @pixelboy7654 3 года назад +381

    "Here Randy"
    "Wendy"
    "He started peeing on kids..."
    "She..."
    "...biting"
    "... doesn't do any of that stuff..."

    • @Dog-ew5gq
      @Dog-ew5gq 3 года назад

      I thought it was windy

    • @annahappen7036
      @annahappen7036 3 года назад

      @@Dog-ew5gq in his videos from 3 years ago it was😂

  • @deferencetodusk
    @deferencetodusk 5 лет назад +2276

    On the podcast: "farts aren't funny"
    A couple days later...

    • @meganchristian5476
      @meganchristian5476 5 лет назад +30

      Ian V he said he was okay with farts outside to cover his ass for this sketch

    • @keepXonXrockin
      @keepXonXrockin 5 лет назад +31

      To be fair, Gus was really rooting for consenting fart comedy where no one is harmed

    • @conedx
      @conedx 5 лет назад +17

      as an audio listener who lives in ohio i've never been more offended as when they said farts aren't funny. THAT'S OBJECTIVELY NOT TRUE.

    • @y0utuberculosis
      @y0utuberculosis 5 лет назад +15

      In the immortal words of Louis C.K.: "farts come out of your ass and they make a fucking trumpet sound. That shit smelling gas comes out of your ass and it makes a toot sound. What the fuck is not funny about that?"

    • @micahallee4235
      @micahallee4235 5 лет назад +3

      @@y0utuberculosis legit point

  • @nicka8718
    @nicka8718 5 лет назад +1440

    "its wendy"
    "C'MERE RANDY"

  • @liliases
    @liliases 5 лет назад +1681

    "these apricots are ruined completely"
    "that's an apple"

    • @tyroneperkins1463
      @tyroneperkins1463 5 лет назад +15

      “these apricots are ruined completely”
      “that’s an apple”

    • @zorosboobies5346
      @zorosboobies5346 5 лет назад +14

      “these apricots are ruined completely”
      “that’s an apple”

    • @marialopes3510
      @marialopes3510 5 лет назад +11

      "these apricots are ruined completely"
      "that's an apple"

    • @animationsfa4478
      @animationsfa4478 5 лет назад +9

      "these apricots are ruined completely"
      "that's an apple"

    • @liliases
      @liliases 5 лет назад +6

      *what is happening*

  • @ryanaiden
    @ryanaiden 4 года назад +243

    Here we have young Leonardo “Ron Swanson” DiCaprio in his godforsaken habitat.

  • @nessdude15
    @nessdude15 5 лет назад +1814

    "there's my cat Ralph"
    "she's Wendy"
    lmao

  • @whyitstrending1085
    @whyitstrending1085 5 лет назад +1245

    “I was made in his image” - slams big swig of Miller Lite

    • @danielson0162
      @danielson0162 5 лет назад +4

      Why It's Trending
      It’s a mimosa

  • @HippyDaHer
    @HippyDaHer 5 лет назад +2826

    “You like Sven better don’t you?”

    • @lead_tv
      @lead_tv 5 лет назад +34

      I read this right as they said it

    • @bcrich848
      @bcrich848 5 лет назад +46

      She subscribes to Sven's channel but not Gus'.

    • @PanzerSeven
      @PanzerSeven 5 лет назад +17

      Perfect ending to the vid

  • @cloudlight5363
    @cloudlight5363 4 года назад +259

    “Every time I roll over, my pass is peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna off the street.”
    OH MY GOD IM DEAD

    • @Brigitte_GL
      @Brigitte_GL 4 года назад +3

      Underrated part of the video 😂

  • @sarawawa8984
    @sarawawa8984 5 лет назад +944

    “Just a boy and his cat out in the fields”
    Now don’t that just bring a tear to mine eye

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 5 лет назад +554

    I love how Gus’ mom puts up with his antics. She’s come a long way from hucking apple after apple at him. :p

    • @savy6354
      @savy6354 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @AlexFarleyMusic
      @AlexFarleyMusic 5 лет назад +9

      Rumor has it she still throws apples at his bare bum.
      Rumor also has it that Gus knows it's not a game but he still "plays" anyway.

  • @sarahh228
    @sarahh228 5 лет назад +2221

    "my mom would come out here and throw apples at me-"
    "No, no-"

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 5 лет назад +48

      H U C K I N

    • @relo4d604
      @relo4d604 5 лет назад +6

      Wow dude! How funny you just repeated the joke in the video in the comments!

    • @sarahh228
      @sarahh228 5 лет назад +17

      @@relo4d604 yes correct

    • @ethidian3444
      @ethidian3444 5 лет назад +3

      @@dorlis1 "Thank you for this comment."

  • @mariusrinkevicius8801
    @mariusrinkevicius8801 4 года назад +1896

    “I’m done”
    “You’re done?”
    “I’m done”
    “Why?”
    “This is stupid”
    “...you like Sven better don’t you?”

    • @coltonsgamingindustry8378
      @coltonsgamingindustry8378 4 года назад +36

      yes i saw that in the video why are you telling us the thing we just watched?

    • @IntrovertedOreo
      @IntrovertedOreo 3 года назад +29

      @@coltonsgamingindustry8378
      Aaawwww the Comment Section Cop is here to spoil the fun 😂

    • @tweektweak2145
      @tweektweak2145 3 года назад +15

      @@IntrovertedOreo no, its literally true. Commenting literally part of video is stupid, brings nothing to the table

    • @IntrovertedOreo
      @IntrovertedOreo 3 года назад +21

      @@tweektweak2145
      Bro, again, who gives a shit if people wanna requote something from the video? Policing the comments is literally what no lifers do.

    • @jesss2830
      @jesss2830 3 года назад +20

      ​@@tweektweak2145 It's a way for people to point out specific parts that they found particularly funny. Stop being such a tryhard lol just let people like things

  • @jello-fello9009
    @jello-fello9009 5 лет назад +617

    his videos feel like they have lore, but I have yet to earn the ability to fully understand it

    • @TeddyParker
      @TeddyParker 5 лет назад +20

      Don't worry they will make a documentary eventually: The Life & Times of a Midwestern Memester

    • @deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776
      @deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776 5 лет назад

      IKRRRRR

    • @Motowad
      @Motowad 5 лет назад

      I didnt know how to explain it, this comment does a great job

    • @Luca.Luca.Luca2
      @Luca.Luca.Luca2 5 лет назад +1

      All you need to know:
      1: His mom is a negligent nincompoop who even after being told, no, DEMANDED, that bees shall not be brought into the property, brought in thousands, which have taken refuge in the apricots, ruining what once was a booming Johnson family business.
      2: The once thriving herd of Johnson owned horses was left to die, ultimately becoming yet another sacrifice due to the increasing negligence of everybody BUT Gus.
      3: Gus’s brother, Sven, is not to be on the property at the same time Gus is in. This sibling rift, through speculation and research, is likely to have been caused by the Great Siege in 2017. The Great Siege was a catastrophic event in which the property was raised, mauled and almost completely destroyed by a ferocious pack of wild dogs, bees & wasps. How they got into the sealed property is heavily debated, and we will likely never know the exact truth.
      4: Gus’s cat and longtime protector, Ricardo, is the overseer of the property, and is thought to possess great intelligence, far greater than an average cat.
      5: Gus is often drunk during his God’s Country series, not because he is a raging alcoholic, but because he can’t stand to see the damage to his once vivid and booming Country sober. Could also be a way to cope with his mother throwing apples at him. Open to interpretation.
      There’s far more lore, but that’s all I got for now. Enjoy 😉

  • @GoingMerrys
    @GoingMerrys 5 лет назад +548

    "You like Sven better, don't you?" LMAO

  • @mapleranger420
    @mapleranger420 3 года назад +125

    "I was in A flat and you were in L major"
    Best line in any of these vids

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 5 лет назад +2174

    “The rocks are, like, squishier?”
    I was literally crying laughing at his mom getting insulted on Wendy’s behalf. 😂

    • @xboxmoonpartingty104
      @xboxmoonpartingty104 5 лет назад +37

      It's Randy

    • @des5052
      @des5052 5 лет назад +13

      It’s Ralph

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 лет назад

      Maryam Abbani is it free because his mom killed everything on the property? 😂

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 лет назад

      Maryam Abbani I’m aware, I was just kidding.

  • @rebeccagibbs4128
    @rebeccagibbs4128 5 лет назад +619

    "I'll recast you, mother."

  • @hannahgelvin1625
    @hannahgelvin1625 5 лет назад +1080

    your mom saying “no-“ after everything you say is making me cry

  • @williamm4804
    @williamm4804 4 года назад +82

    "Ill recast you" - Gus on the topic of his mother

  • @beckckcky
    @beckckcky 5 лет назад +547

    "Every time I roll over my ass is peeling off the leather like a piece of bologna on the street."

    • @PuzlDust
      @PuzlDust 5 лет назад +2

      Agreed

    • @ponchoonchmoncho3691
      @ponchoonchmoncho3691 5 лет назад +4

      Yo he had me dying when he said that! Lol "then she drug me outside in the nudey and started huckin apples at me again..." LMAO this man's a genius!

    • @steffilea3873
      @steffilea3873 5 лет назад +1

      Literally came to find this comment

  • @bobJeremiahsteve
    @bobJeremiahsteve 5 лет назад +4818

    "Come here randy"
    "Her names wendy"
    "Come here randy"

    • @differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475
      @differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475 5 лет назад +128

      HE SAID RALPH FIRST YOU NEMATODE!!!

    • @bobJeremiahsteve
      @bobJeremiahsteve 5 лет назад +8

      @@leprech2078 well I wasn't quoting that part now was I

    • @leprech2078
      @leprech2078 5 лет назад +9

      jeremiah cassidy you weren’t I was just being a jackass

    • @nick3718
      @nick3718 4 года назад

      he says ralph you fucking idiot

    • @nick3718
      @nick3718 4 года назад +1

      2.5k thousand people liked this comment. Thats really sad tbh

  • @madid7
    @madid7 5 лет назад +901

    Beer as communion wine is the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard

    • @sithlord5190
      @sithlord5190 5 лет назад +4

      Neberaska

    • @sithlord5190
      @sithlord5190 5 лет назад +4

      *hic*

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 5 лет назад +2

      If people still believed in The Czech Republic they would definitely drink beer in church too. 👍

    • @bort-
      @bort- 5 лет назад +6

      It's not beer! He made a mimosa in there!

    • @purpleblah2
      @purpleblah2 5 лет назад +9

      “Ope!”-God, when making the Midwest

  • @SLCtica
    @SLCtica 4 года назад +86

    Synopsis: “Just a boy and his cat, out in a field”

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 лет назад +732

    Its a good thing I took care of the didgeridogs for ya

  • @neonpaintsplash
    @neonpaintsplash 5 лет назад +981

    Alcoholism
    Dead horses
    Apricots
    Bees
    We back in God’s country!

    • @bradswim
      @bradswim 5 лет назад +1

      I read it as ADABW for some reason.

  • @isaiahhooper6292
    @isaiahhooper6292 5 лет назад +2761

    “The rocks are squishier” famous words of Gus Johnson
    Thanks for all the likes

  • @Quork
    @Quork 3 года назад +38

    They werent apples, they were specifically grown for hucking at people, Huckleberries

  • @BillThrash
    @BillThrash 5 лет назад +665

    hit her with the “you like Sven better, don’t ya?” So awesome.

  • @rj3thatsme
    @rj3thatsme 5 лет назад +537

    The pause before "You like Sven better, don't you?" was priceless. Comedy gold, once again.

    • @Circusmaid
      @Circusmaid 5 лет назад +2

      Whos Sven guys?

    • @destinyzane8409
      @destinyzane8409 5 лет назад +3

      @@Circusmaid Gus' brother.

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +4

      @@Circusmaid That dog from Pewds minecraft series.

  • @iammehowru
    @iammehowru 5 лет назад +425

    Gus on the podcast 2 days ago: "yeah I really don't like farting and burping humor"
    Gus today: *BLEH*

  • @MT-il5tk
    @MT-il5tk 3 года назад +28

    His mom’s a trooper but I just luv it how she’s correcting him one minute then laughing the next! Him n his brother are the funniest I swear! It’s so hard to get me to laugh n I’m over here watching his vids struggling to breath cause I can’t stop laughing he’s such a trip and his mom in there is just icing on the cake! His brothers pretty damn funny too though! It must run in the family or something! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Nicky12376
    @Nicky12376 5 лет назад +1441

    Lmao
    “Don’t spill beer on your dad’s jacket.”
    “It’s not beer, I made a mimosa in here. **shakes can violently** “
    I love ur mother, she’s a trooper for putting up with you and ur shit
    I love u gus, my boi

    • @bruthernick
      @bruthernick 5 лет назад +2

      1.3k likes, no comments? Time to take advantage

  • @ThatWarioGiant
    @ThatWarioGiant 5 лет назад +549

    “Better not do that, I’ll get banned from Twitch”

  • @gunnarswainston623
    @gunnarswainston623 5 лет назад +961

    You: "Hey look there's Randy"
    Your mom: "Wendy"
    You: "Come here Randy"
    Your mom: "Wendy"

  • @mrpuddingpop1
    @mrpuddingpop1 3 года назад +33

    I like that he still calls her Randy

  • @yo-qt6bg
    @yo-qt6bg 5 лет назад +1512

    “Don’t get beer all over dads jacket.”
    “It’s not beer I made a mimosa in here.”

    • @GhoulGrundle
      @GhoulGrundle 5 лет назад +48

      The fact that his dad unironically owns and wears that jacket is incredible

    • @davidburm
      @davidburm 5 лет назад +2

      Best part

    • @dovecoolness5358
      @dovecoolness5358 5 лет назад +2

      Aw shoot. I just commented that before scrolling and seeing this! Guess I'll back down and delete.

    • @GhoulGrundle
      @GhoulGrundle 5 лет назад +1

      @@dovecoolness5358 you gotta know when to back down 😤

    • @whogavehimafork
      @whogavehimafork 4 года назад

      I laughed so hard I started crying

  • @gemiemma
    @gemiemma 5 лет назад +267

    His mom dissecting his character acting is the best lol

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 лет назад

      are you fartin over here?

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD 5 лет назад +2556

    Is there a feeling better than laughing with your mom
    spoiler: no

    • @Chill._.Master675
      @Chill._.Master675 5 лет назад +5

      I love ur channel

    • @Fresh_Biscuits
      @Fresh_Biscuits 5 лет назад +5

      Of course cirlce toons likes bus jackson. Good taste.

    • @Trippydip
      @Trippydip 5 лет назад +2

      CircleToonsHD I don’t have a mom😞

    • @AIMUSIC444
      @AIMUSIC444 5 лет назад +2

      john hickens keep that to yourself bud

    • @rinrinstrikes3745
      @rinrinstrikes3745 5 лет назад +5

      my mom only laughs at me

  • @TheMadMurf
    @TheMadMurf 3 года назад +24

    "You like Sven better, don't you?" gets me every single time.

  • @prophet74
    @prophet74 5 лет назад +313

    "I'll recast you" had me dyin'

  • @rj3thatsme
    @rj3thatsme 5 лет назад +112

    Disappointed Momma Johnson is my second favorite recurring character in the Gus Johnson RUclips Universe, right behind Imbiamba Jombes.

  • @nathanwashington9784
    @nathanwashington9784 5 лет назад +454

    “this is gonna make people seasick”
    - a living icon

  • @garrettgriffin3877
    @garrettgriffin3877 4 года назад +50

    I'd call CPS, but I honestly dont want to have apples hucked at my bare butt.

  • @blakegoodwin
    @blakegoodwin 5 лет назад +402

    "I'll recast you OK!" Moms really are the most patient things on this planet.

    • @AcornFox
      @AcornFox 5 лет назад +2

      Ad revenue checks probably help lol

    • @rayne1337
      @rayne1337 5 лет назад

      @@AcornFox with current DEmonetization service that youtube provides I don't think so dude

  • @simonatchitakova9418
    @simonatchitakova9418 5 лет назад +386

    “I’ll recast you” his own mother... 😂

  • @onnipuhto8312
    @onnipuhto8312 3 года назад +21

    I swear to god it took me about 60 seconds to realize this isn’t one of those videos where he talks in front of a field for an intro or something but that this was actually a skit

  • @onar_
    @onar_ 5 лет назад +240

    The look on this poor man’s face when his mom tells him there’s bees in the apricots

  • @jb1054
    @jb1054 5 лет назад +828

    “The whole comment section is just quotes”
    -Me Now

    • @rare80
      @rare80 5 лет назад +20

      "I'll be back in a minute, I gotta take a piss." -- Abraham Lincoln, 1861

    • @jb1054
      @jb1054 5 лет назад +9

      Andy Evans R/wooooosh

    • @inky2412
      @inky2412 5 лет назад +10

      "The whole comment section is just quotes"
      -You 30 Minutes Ago

    • @jb1054
      @jb1054 5 лет назад +4

      Inkymation “”The Whole comment section is just quotes
      You-30 minutes”” You 3 minutes ago

    • @annarose4308
      @annarose4308 5 лет назад

      @Andy Evans I laughed way too hard at your comment 😂😂😂

  • @mookkss1381
    @mookkss1381 5 лет назад +696

    Australian dogs, they're *didgerydogs*
    Mom: *laughs in Australian*

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +4

      You're not australian, you forgot to write upside down! How dare you!

  • @bricejohnson692
    @bricejohnson692 2 года назад +3

    The "I'll recast you" and the "you like sven better comments" truly show the chemistry between gus and his mama. These are the only youtube videos worth watching. I miss my mom.

  • @PobonsPing
    @PobonsPing 5 лет назад +155

    You know his mother is a good Cameraman when she says "stop it its gonna make the viewers sea sick"

  • @ede447
    @ede447 5 лет назад +453

    “I was in Ab, you were in L major.”

  • @TheJqnukem
    @TheJqnukem 5 лет назад +310

    “Mom pulls me out nudey as the day I was born and starts huckin godforsaken apples at me” -Booze Jahnsen

  • @MrBluestreak70
    @MrBluestreak70 4 года назад +37

    “It’s a wasp”
    “You’re a WASP”

  • @Jupiterninja95
    @Jupiterninja95 5 лет назад +610

    "That's a wasp"
    "You're a wasp"

  • @tecke11
    @tecke11 5 лет назад +399

    THIS IS THE 2009 RUclips CONTENT THAT MY LOINS HAVE BEEN YEARNING FOR

    • @tecke11
      @tecke11 5 лет назад +12

      @Lulin Yeah, yours don't?

  • @dashbevis9359
    @dashbevis9359 5 лет назад +1030

    “It’s not beer I made a mimosa in here” 😂😂😂

    • @rominawithasideoffries
      @rominawithasideoffries 5 лет назад +2

      Dash Bevis 😂😂👏

    • @nevoy7076
      @nevoy7076 5 лет назад +1

      That was like the least funny part of this video

    • @tymercer775
      @tymercer775 5 лет назад +3

      Nevoy comedy isn’t always in your perspective dude

    • @dubetawan
      @dubetawan 5 лет назад +2

      Most funny part of the video! 😃

    • @nevoy7076
      @nevoy7076 5 лет назад

      @@tymercer775 no shit sherlock, but that's my perspective👍

  • @CptnHammer1
    @CptnHammer1 4 года назад +64

    I don't know, but 2020 is due for a god's country. Feels like the rocks are even squishier this year. Among other things, how are things in the horse pen? Kind regards

  • @coltondodd3086
    @coltondodd3086 5 лет назад +320

    *hits fruit off tree* “ it shouldn’t do that”

  • @jayross2853
    @jayross2853 5 лет назад +2665

    “We got Randy when I was two years old...”
    **immediate next scene**
    We got randy when I was eight years old...” 😂

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 5 лет назад +405

    "You'd think you'd realize by now everything goes in."
    Yes, EVERYTHING, even the disappointment of your mother.

  • @henrycrabb9737
    @henrycrabb9737 Год назад +2

    This is one of those videos that immediately makes me happy.

  • @joenamredla
    @joenamredla 5 лет назад +272

    "her real name's Wendy"
    "Randy!"