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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @peteroreilly4216
    @peteroreilly4216 4 года назад +2204

    Wait, that actually had Ice Cube hide in the freezer??? I need to see this movie now

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 4 года назад +216

      That's some Inception level hijinks right there. The only way that could be funnier is if he hit the solider with a tray of ice-cubes.

    • @enteaty
      @enteaty 4 года назад +92

      Ice Cube being ice cube lol

    • @Yebi263
      @Yebi263 4 года назад +12

      🤣🤣👏

    • @ea-sk8er_775
      @ea-sk8er_775 4 года назад +6

      It's on Netflix if I'm not mistaken, at least it was.

    • @MONSTRICKILLER
      @MONSTRICKILLER 4 года назад +4

      Yes, he really does.

  • @danjokess
    @danjokess 4 года назад +749

    “I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!” is possibly my favorite movie quote of all time

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 4 года назад +48

      Anything to keep these snakes and this plane from fornicating with their mother.

    • @pierremaggi8661
      @pierremaggi8661 4 года назад +7

      This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!

    • @benbacharach3977
      @benbacharach3977 4 года назад +17

      “Yippee Kay Ayy, Mr Falcon”

    • @payneqq
      @payneqq 3 года назад +1

      @@benbacharach3977 Hey, that's what I said two comments above!! Haha

  • @42069LT
    @42069LT 4 года назад +2340

    You should do an honest trailers for Vin Diesel's entire career

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 4 года назад +107

      "Famleh..."

    • @ZecVal
      @ZecVal 4 года назад +24

      Would it be labeled "badass" ? 😅

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад +70

      If you think about it is a very diverse carrier, from playing a soldier on a world war 2 drama, to being a street racer with super powers to being a cute tree.

    • @billyboot6117
      @billyboot6117 4 года назад +38

      4th favourite bald man in his own franchise

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses 4 года назад +19

      MUMBLE GROWLS

  • @unrealcreation9
    @unrealcreation9 4 года назад +196

    "When you're dumb and easily confused"
    The look on Diesel is perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @imark2569
    @imark2569 4 года назад +961

    “What if James Bond had twice the chlamydia” I almost chocked

    • @mentalcase4299
      @mentalcase4299 4 года назад +11

      Choked× chocked sounds like a combo of two other words & what might be happening if you had one lodged in your throat. Lol

    • @LightsJusticeZ
      @LightsJusticeZ 4 года назад +9

      @@mentalcase4299 Nah it's when you get hit in the face with chalk.

    • @mentalcase4299
      @mentalcase4299 4 года назад +2

      @@LightsJusticeZ 😂

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 4 года назад

      @@mentalcase4299 it's when you're chock full of nuts

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 Год назад +1

      Isn’t that all the recent Bond actors after Sean Connery?

  • @jirihlavac5996
    @jirihlavac5996 4 года назад +490

    I love how they just cut the backgroung music to let people get a clean audio of the voice over guy saying the alarm and ringtone phrases :D :D :D

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 года назад +35

      That needs more appreciation. I noticed it right away.

    • @countgiger5588
      @countgiger5588 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, that's very nice of them.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 года назад +1

      @levi ackerman • 10 years ago
      Should've left your original typo. It would've been funnier.

    • @Steelburgh
      @Steelburgh 2 года назад

      I came looking for this comment.

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 4 года назад +400

    "Dude looks like an ostrich giving birth" Damn near killed me. That might be the most savage line y'all have dropped in a while.

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 8 месяцев назад +2

      I admire and fear the mind that came up with this beauty.

  • @2Qwik91
    @2Qwik91 4 года назад +128

    "ICED CUBE"
    The way he popped out of the freezer had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @conconcool
    @conconcool 4 года назад +638

    Can’t believe they would cast Neymar in this, don’t they know he’ll dive the second a fight breaks out?

    • @darkdraagoon
      @darkdraagoon 4 года назад +26

      Slightly touch him and you will see how a many suffer the most painful touch in the world. Damn this guy can act and he is really good.

    • @kevingb6778
      @kevingb6778 4 года назад +4

      @@darkdraagoon yup, he should have got an oscar

  • @patratyrell7111
    @patratyrell7111 3 года назад +157

    "This rebel is so rebellious he'll rebel against the authorities, join the rebels then rebel against the rebels to protect the authority's right to be be rebelled against." Killed me!!! Lol

  • @lasthopeij
    @lasthopeij 4 года назад +352

    Please say "STOP PANIC BUYING ALL THE TOILET PAPER AND SOUP!!!"

    • @marcus9511
      @marcus9511 4 года назад +2

      Can't spare a single square.

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 4 года назад +2

      @@marcus9511 that's what junk mail is for!

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 4 года назад +1

      Requested by someone late to the great toilet paper rush of 2020.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 года назад +2

      seriously, this is a real problem

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 4 года назад +1

      And say Soup like bewbs. SOOOUUUUP!

  • @janefoules8029
    @janefoules8029 4 года назад +801

    Watching awkward kissing scene...
    Girl: "Did you enjoy that?"
    Epic voice guy: "NO!"
    ME: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 года назад +989

    The Simpsons Movie Honest Trailer.

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 4 года назад +30

      Also an Honest Trailer for South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut!

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 4 года назад +10

      You'll get that one the week before the series finale. Whenever that ends up happening.

    • @NotContinuum
      @NotContinuum 4 года назад +8

      @@devilmikey00 The heat death of the universe?

    • @ethanjobson3879
      @ethanjobson3879 4 года назад +3

      Wait until right before Bob’s Burgers Movie comes out for that one.

    • @Zefinfer
      @Zefinfer 4 года назад +2

      capital idea old sport

  • @erwinlimawan3158
    @erwinlimawan3158 4 года назад +158

    "Plus, he does a little bunny hop when he runs."
    Can't unsee, epic crit emasculation.

  • @joshuapowell3526
    @joshuapowell3526 4 года назад +81

    "Anything is a ramp if you put your mind to it" Golden

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli 4 года назад +79

    "Anything is a ramp when you put your mind into it!" 😂😂😂

  • @MrSiriusAB
    @MrSiriusAB 4 года назад +180

    2:08 "... surrounding himself with multi-ethnic world celebrities to maximize global ticket sales"
    Oh so thats the formula 👏👏👏

  • @nandano.1656
    @nandano.1656 4 года назад +91

    "He does hit people with his elbows."
    Darius Stone predicted 2020.

  • @zayedkhan929
    @zayedkhan929 4 года назад +585

    This movie tried so hard to make money, it actually brought in a Bollywood actress 😂

    • @abhishekchandel3359
      @abhishekchandel3359 4 года назад +1

      Damn

    • @properduction2586
      @properduction2586 4 года назад +24

      That Bollywood actress can actually act or speak Hindi unlike Katrina Kaif...

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 4 года назад +12

      But she good though

    • @rajuniyalp200
      @rajuniyalp200 4 года назад

      Do u mean Indian Actors r bad...?

    • @amanms1999
      @amanms1999 4 года назад +14

      Deepika is actually a very talented actress eventhough she was in some shitty movies like this

  • @RimWulf
    @RimWulf 4 года назад +109

    I was stuffing my face during the parts about the "bunny hop"- ever breathed in a authentic Mexican beef burrito?

    • @GiantPetRat
      @GiantPetRat 4 года назад +12

      Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

  • @doubtinglee105
    @doubtinglee105 4 года назад +132

    Damn, this makes the Fast and Furious franchise almost mildly intelligent by comparison

    • @Dagoroth55
      @Dagoroth55 4 года назад +21

      And that is EXTREMELY hard to do.

    • @deensaid7762
      @deensaid7762 4 года назад +6

      And lots of "F**K Physics"

  • @veekneephoureyee7123
    @veekneephoureyee7123 4 года назад +26

    "What the hell are you doing? Building a ramp!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @odt4492
    @odt4492 4 года назад +479

    honest trailer: Team America: World Police!

  • @StevenGolden
    @StevenGolden 4 года назад +69

    In honor of Max Von Sydow, say: "I met Death today, we played chess"

  • @Bigwasp80
    @Bigwasp80 4 года назад +112

    “Toni Collecting a paycheck” 😂😂

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 4 года назад +4

      GOLD!

    • @joshmciver4847
      @joshmciver4847 4 года назад +1

      *Toni*
      at least get the name right when making a joke.

  • @nicholasbenzinger6388
    @nicholasbenzinger6388 4 года назад +22

    These are un-ironically some of my favorite movies. They do what movies should do...provide an escape from reality for an hour or two filled with guns, girls and explosions.

    • @vayne06
      @vayne06 Год назад +2

      Finally a valid opinion

  • @thepadster123
    @thepadster123 4 года назад +54

    "Sequences that give the finger to gravity...and logic" LMFAO

  • @daddiodizzle8990
    @daddiodizzle8990 4 года назад +15

    "Monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane" was the only thing that made me laugh out loud.

  • @tizianogrimm2155
    @tizianogrimm2155 4 года назад +45

    2:24 did you enjoy that?
    *No*
    killed me😂😂😂

  • @MrRevolver
    @MrRevolver 4 года назад

    I am so glad I stuck around for the ending to hear the TV edit of Samuel Jackson's line from Snakes on a Plane!

  • @akashdeb5201
    @akashdeb5201 4 года назад +385

    *Messi can go undercover in America, honestly.*

    • @RealDaswolfen
      @RealDaswolfen 4 года назад +9

      Who?

    • @antimony..5246
      @antimony..5246 4 года назад +1

      Omg😂😂

    • @zeromaisum
      @zeromaisum 4 года назад +8

      That's not Messi!
      It's Cristiano Ronaldo.

    • @noamudronja2623
      @noamudronja2623 4 года назад +12

      I dunno if yall playin dumb but the "soccer star" is Neymar

    • @aaronli1488
      @aaronli1488 4 года назад +33

      @@noamudronja2623 It's hard to tell when he's not rolling on the ground.

  • @SimoraCheeks1
    @SimoraCheeks1 4 года назад +3

    I now have the most epic alarm and ringtone. Thank you for the amazingly clear audio and removing the background music!

  • @darrylaz3570
    @darrylaz3570 4 года назад +62

    4:07 The Alan Raptor is on the computer screen, you're welcome

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb 4 года назад

      What is Screen Junkies' deal with that?

    • @swall185
      @swall185 4 года назад +3

      It's Species is Alan.

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 4 года назад

      I don't see it! I've watched that part 3 times now and I still don't!!

    • @darrylaz3570
      @darrylaz3570 4 года назад +1

      @@annalucy89 Just slow the scene down, the raptor will appear in like the 3rd image appear on the top right corner of the computer screen

    • @darrylaz3570
      @darrylaz3570 4 года назад +2

      @@HaydrogenBomb After Avengers Endgame Honest Trailer, the editor of Screen Junkies promised to hide a hidden Alan Raptor in every Honest Trailer from then on. This is just the latest one lol

  • @razorsedgeunrama
    @razorsedgeunrama 4 года назад +27

    2:26 "Did you enjoy that" NOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottpanno
    @scottpanno 4 года назад +78

    "No Limit album covers..." Holy crap that's funny.

  • @randomrey002
    @randomrey002 4 года назад +235

    HONEST trailer: Team America: World Police!
    americcccccca! DO IT

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911 4 года назад +159

    00:00 well these fans got their wishes finally

  • @AlgerianTalk
    @AlgerianTalk 4 года назад +12

    0:41 dude looks like an ostrich giving birth 😂😂😂

  • @phanomtaxskibididoodoo
    @phanomtaxskibididoodoo 4 года назад +263

    Please say: "I did not have tasty relations with that burger." in a Bill Clinton voice.
    I challenge you?

  • @Shorty2109
    @Shorty2109 4 года назад +10

    Holy cow. This trailer had me laughing really hard. They haven't managed that in a long time. Thanks ScreenJunkies

  • @hishamzaza174
    @hishamzaza174 4 года назад +32

    "The bunny hop is so cute"😂😂😂

  • @shannonjackson9778
    @shannonjackson9778 4 года назад +3

    I've never felt more empowered to throw elbows. Thanks ice cube, thanks screen junkies.

  • @tulobob
    @tulobob 4 года назад +46

    "Looks like an ostrich giving birth"
    That was pure genius

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 4 года назад +6

    Snakes on a Plane reference. Priceless. 😂

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 4 года назад +145

    Please do an Honest Trailer for Jumanji: The Next Level

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 4 года назад +10

      Honest Trailer for Zathura (the spin off to Jumanji)

  • @nicolaskeith8872
    @nicolaskeith8872 4 года назад +5

    Absolutely hilarious. Easily one of my favorites Honest Trailers of all time.
    The open mouth kissing scene after the setup? Lost it

  • @Omega_X_Factor
    @Omega_X_Factor 4 года назад +33

    Now I wanna see an Honest Trailer for Machete!

    • @MartinPoulter
      @MartinPoulter 4 года назад +7

      The original trailer for Machete was like an Honest Trailer, though. It can't be improved upon!

  • @canismajor1186
    @canismajor1186 4 года назад +14

    Neymar is so injury prone he broke every bone in his foot kicking that thing.

    • @eutenhomuitosnomes5485
      @eutenhomuitosnomes5485 4 года назад +6

      He is a master of Possum style kung-fu.
      He throws himself on the floor and starts screaming while holding his knee, and when the mooks lower their guard he kicks them.

  • @paulvonnod
    @paulvonnod 4 года назад +38

    The funniest joke was calling Rammstein a nu metal band.

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol 4 года назад

    Okay props for dropping the background music for the alarm and ringtone

  • @brendanlafferty9814
    @brendanlafferty9814 4 года назад +160

    Please say: “I am the poo poo overlord, now bow before me.”

    • @Ralph_Sandwich
      @Ralph_Sandwich 4 года назад

      Oof I'm poo poo man
      Oof I'm poo poo man
      Oof

    • @ihavenoname1819
      @ihavenoname1819 4 года назад

      Hasn't he already said that 3 times?

    • @brendanlafferty9814
      @brendanlafferty9814 4 года назад

      Negan if he has, then it wasn’t my comment or it was something similar to mine because after he says it I’m moving onto a different comment lol

  • @LiuTheRick
    @LiuTheRick 4 года назад +125

    No one literally no one:
    Screen Junkies: Ice Cube coming out of the fridge, literally
    Me to the kids: SCIENCE

  • @PrinceRuben1
    @PrinceRuben1 4 года назад +31

    *He does hit people with his elbows*
    How did I never notice this xD

    • @DavidLMoran1954
      @DavidLMoran1954 4 года назад +5

      He is trying not to spread the flu.

    • @Zefinfer
      @Zefinfer 4 года назад +2

      elbows are the best strike of all, you dont injure fragile hand bones.

    • @matthewerwin4677
      @matthewerwin4677 4 года назад

      That's always been his thing.

    • @mikep2974
      @mikep2974 4 года назад +2

      😂 I never noticed his bunny hops when he runs either

  • @wiscowraptor
    @wiscowraptor 4 года назад +8

    4:07 “ALAN”... the fact that you guys sneak him in a lot of videos makes me love these so much more. Giving a new generation their version of where’s Waldo ... Where’s Alan?

  • @brendencobb6421
    @brendencobb6421 4 года назад +26

    I’m loving the “ALAN” Raptor eastereggs😂

  • @shaunm9025
    @shaunm9025 4 года назад +3

    "Hair today, gone tomorrow"?😂😂😂 That's Wrong, really Wrong. 😂😂😂

  • @JJ-dh5vq
    @JJ-dh5vq 4 года назад +20

    Appreciate that you turned off the background music for the alarm tone and ringtone

  • @samieltheinfamous
    @samieltheinfamous 4 года назад +6

    Now I want to see an honest trailer for Snakes on a Plane.

  • @vanquish5023
    @vanquish5023 4 года назад +251

    Democrats and Republicans have come to a bipartisan agreement that this is the worst State of the Union.

  • @NickFaulkner
    @NickFaulkner 2 года назад +1

    Loved watching this series growing up

  • @jamilahmonroe6487
    @jamilahmonroe6487 4 года назад +72

    Do The Boys Honest Trailer

  • @theMentivist
    @theMentivist 4 года назад

    Dr. Nyet 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 spot on.

  • @ankitkasi5595
    @ankitkasi5595 4 года назад +15

    The best part of this whole series was Rammstein singing Feuer Frei.

    • @drfuzzy3977
      @drfuzzy3977 4 года назад +2

      apparently at ozzfest SMH! lol

  • @kamalhasan7606
    @kamalhasan7606 4 года назад

    I LOVE that ostrich part.... You really did your research. LOL

  • @allenisbig
    @allenisbig 4 года назад +49

    Do a honest trailer for the office.

    • @ButcherofRagol
      @ButcherofRagol 4 года назад

      Are you insane? That's nine seasons.

  • @logicallunacy
    @logicallunacy 4 года назад +4

    4:07 The 'Alan' velociraptor was always my favourite Neopet

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +13

    Can’t believe you still haven’t done The Interview

  • @TheUtopianWanderer
    @TheUtopianWanderer 4 года назад +4

    I almost spilled my smoothie at the title reveal... well done voice, well done...

  • @e.v.5313
    @e.v.5313 4 года назад +62

    Send your Neopets to a Neolodge and you can forget about them for a month.

    • @Ralph_Sandwich
      @Ralph_Sandwich 4 года назад +11

      Man I use to play Neopets in my school library in 2001. Lol I was a freshman in high school skipping class playing Neopets.

  • @nejczupan89
    @nejczupan89 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for the alarm and ringtone.

  • @MrRafalel
    @MrRafalel 4 года назад +26

    I love the fact that they stoped the music during the ring voice/allarm voice, so you can actually use that better

  • @john_pedro
    @john_pedro 3 года назад

    That Kings Quest 6 reference was hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂👌🏽

  • @CasualNotice
    @CasualNotice 4 года назад +8

    In honor of Max von Sydow, Please say, "Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?"

  • @cynido
    @cynido 4 года назад

    you have outdone urself this time.this is the best honest trailer ever.

  • @akashdeb5201
    @akashdeb5201 4 года назад +24

    Honest trailers for FRIENDS...
    *I dare you.*

  • @noelv1976
    @noelv1976 4 года назад

    The bunny hop! Damn it! Now I can't unsee it!

  • @althebeastisbay
    @althebeastisbay 4 года назад +67

    Imagine if a kid really liked the franchise and searched it up on google. Yikes

    • @usernamechecksout
      @usernamechecksout 4 года назад +22

      Imagine an adult searching for pr0n and being served a Vin Diesel with a side of Ice Cube! :-)))

    • @althebeastisbay
      @althebeastisbay 4 года назад +3

      uzernamechecksout now thats just sad lol

    • @abiodunsulaiman2297
      @abiodunsulaiman2297 4 года назад

      You spelled google wrong

    • @althebeastisbay
      @althebeastisbay 4 года назад +1

      Abiodun Sulaiman oops lol

    • @Harabusa200
      @Harabusa200 4 года назад +7

      you guys have no idea how many times i found this movie on limewire and kazaa, when i was searching for some research papers

  • @thebrownbaldy
    @thebrownbaldy 4 года назад

    The No Limit Album covers had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Voicelet
    @Voicelet 4 года назад +5

    How nice. They muted the music for those alarm and ringtone voice lines.

  • @patratyrell7111
    @patratyrell7111 3 года назад

    This was too funny!!! "Close your mouth Vin, dirt skiis and anything is a ramp if you put your mind to it" Loooooool!!!

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 4 года назад +12

    The title should have been: "Nick Fury´s Bro Code"

  • @Neoyoshi-FFXIV
    @Neoyoshi-FFXIV 4 года назад +3

    I lost it at the Neopets scene. XD

  • @KDMantz
    @KDMantz 4 года назад +36

    Please tell me the whole purpose for making this trailer was for the Snakes on a Plane TV edit clip at the end. Because I'm very okay with that.

  • @diptiranjannayak8892
    @diptiranjannayak8892 3 года назад

    By secret means world famous celebrity 😂😂. I almost chocked myself there.

  • @davidefenara3283
    @davidefenara3283 4 года назад +17

    Please do Who framed Roger Rabbit!!

  • @trumanderee2366
    @trumanderee2366 4 года назад +6

    Ice Cube is doing the hygenic thing by punching with his elbows instead of his hands

  • @joemamma4444
    @joemamma4444 4 года назад +24

    Say: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"

  • @thenomad5585
    @thenomad5585 4 года назад +4

    Please say "McDonalds better bring back that Szechuan, Morty!"

  • @LightsOnTrees
    @LightsOnTrees 4 года назад +50

    Please say: "Help, I'm the one that actually writes these things and they take all the mmph uuff urg mmmph ack..."

  • @Kamamura2
    @Kamamura2 4 года назад +10

    "... so enjoy this ridiculous franchise .... " - okay, okay, I see what you did there!

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 4 года назад +23

    The more I see Vin Diesel the less he seems like a real person.

  • @streunervonderblutigenfrei1886
    @streunervonderblutigenfrei1886 4 года назад +5

    There are more than one of these movies?!
    Oh damnit, I'm glad I missed them.

  • @lanceawesomeness2221
    @lanceawesomeness2221 4 года назад +30

    Please do an honest trailer for The Mandalorian

  • @NBK29
    @NBK29 4 года назад +5

    and ICE CUBE
    *ice cube comes out from the fridge*
    I just laughed so hard

  • @UmairHussain95
    @UmairHussain95 4 года назад +16

    Please say: "Fast and Furious 10: FasTEN your Seat Belts"

  • @uliseshimely8409
    @uliseshimely8409 4 года назад +1

    This is one of my all-time favorite Honest Trailers. Hilarious.

  • @DailypursuitNetNews
    @DailypursuitNetNews 4 года назад +4

    Another Vin Diesel’s great, loveable an evergreen role.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 4 года назад +1

    That neopets line🤣🤣🤣🤣 I nearly choked on my sandwich 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah 4 года назад +70

    Watercross and dirt skiing are actual things.
    Just fyi.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 4 года назад +1

    3:06 - 3:36....OMG, that sequence had me outta breath. 🤣🤣🤣
    SJ, u guys are so simple! 😂😂😂