Everything Wrong With xXx: State of the Union
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow a third one coming out soon, here's the sins of this super very terrible tragedy of an action film, xXx: State of the Union.
Next week: Terrible sequel and terrible animated film.
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Sin #1 - XxX still not porn.
Mr Not That Famous *Ding*
I'm guessing it was. Until they paid a Shit Load for the name.
Lol
xXx, not XxX. LUUUUUL
atleast be accurate when you try to make a joke...
Still waiting for everything wrong with Bee Movie
How can he do that when there is nothing wrong with it?
Godzilla Come on, dont BEE a BUZZkill.
Why have so many people been requesting Bee Movie?
Kronic also old af so who cares
MegaSoulHero Ya like Jazz?
I actually prefer to watch Everything Wrong With instead of actual movies, at this point. I could dedicate an hour or two to watching a terrible movie, or 15 minutes to watching a far more entertaining synopsis. Keep doing god's work, friend.
This is exactly what I do for crappy movies.
I do this for some choice movies too. life of pets, latest fast and furious and all the paranormals.. some movies are Not worth watching
I agree 100%😂
Shaidyn I agree, I didn’t have to watch baby driver but I did lol.
Shaidyn I can't afford the movies and I also don't enjoy movies.
When I was little I had this film on USD so I could play it on my PSP. Even though I knew the movie was bad, I still watched it dozens of times. It's been years since I last saw it and I can still recite most of the dialogue. This was a welcome shot of nostalgia!
Yoo same! Did this movie come with PSP’s then? I can’t remember why I had it.
@@Sebastians-Estudio uj
This movie gave me cancer. I'm pretty sure the new one is going to completely finish it off for me.
You again
Yes
It game me anal warts
It was probably Ice Cube
Whoaaaa
Lol the sequel has a 60% on Rotten Tomatoes right now. I'm honestly shocked I was expecting a 2%.
I can't watch a movie where a gas-powered motorcycle can accelerate underwater.
King of Wakanda Rotten Tomatoes isn't that great, really. They have a LOT of weird judgements.
reckless Moron lol Rotten Tomatoes collects all critics reviews for movies. They don't review movies.
Lots of movies and tv shows get unexpected ratings. Game of Thrones for example gets a lot of good ratings even though it's a bad tv show.
supershinigami1 Try to be edgier next time.
Fun Fact:
This movie was my favorite when I was 8 years old and when I wanted to rewatch it I accidentally watched a porno for about 30 minutes until my parents found out and had to give me the talk.
I didn't realise what was going on with these four people on the screen and I was just waiting for the movie to start.
I was stupid
Still am
This movie's title is misleading though.
XD.. You surr got a one hell of a time
I had a similar experience at my grandparents house when I tried to find a clip of Horton Hears a Who where the character calls someone a boob cause my younger cousin thought it was funny. I typed in “You Boob RUclips” and the first thing that came up was the site Boobtube, curiosity got the best of me, I saw a bunch of tits, then my bitch of a cousin snitched on me. Needless to say it was impossible to explain to my grandparents and I was banned from using the computer.
Hahaha, shit, that's hard
Hahaha
I never got the talk from my parents, I live on a farm. Of course it was a few years before I realized that two people cannot give birth to a litter of pigs or a baby horse.
"What can one man do?" is something you should never say if you're the bad guy in an action movie.
I'm not really surprised, since this movie is by the same director of Die Another Day.
And I actually _liked_ the first movie.
7:18
Also, chick with a dude's name is actually a chick cliché.
+Matthew Cool Eh, I thought this movie was okay.
+Matthew Cool I actually like this movie, but I can understand your sentiment and I respect your opinion.
Matthew Cool Die Another Day was great . had the best bond car M ever made
+Major 0086 Oh, don't get me wrong. I liked the Vanquish, and the movie itself did have its moments, but it's just one of the more weaker Bond films, in my opinion. Also, I feel like the Vanquish was represented much better in Everything or Nothing.
Could you do a sin of the Scooby Doo movie?
I think he has
No, they have not. There was one made by someone else, but it was not made by cinemasins.
Nostalgia Critic did it. It's a funny review, check it out.
C Painter The movie alone is a sin
David Smith As a kid it was amazing and the sequel I loved more so I can't ever talk bad about it. However when they tried again all from the start on cartoon network... oh my god was I angry lol everyone just didn't match and Scooby somehow looked bad despite it being years after the other ones. The plot as well and school bullshit just ugh.
It’s been 2 years and we’re still waiting on the eww xxx: return of Xander cage ...
Wtf cinema sins?
It's been two years since your comment and we're still waiting... Lol
"Sorry, I had some brain leak out of my ear." I laughed so hard at this, that I'm laughing while typing this!
being gay is not cool!
You should do Rogue One!
That could be real good
Darryl Wilson but not forever when it comes out out on DVD get ready for sins on the stupid cgi people
Darryl Wilson whoa! No need to be that insulting. It was a suggestion
Rogue One had stupid cgi???
Manik for the actors that died between films. I would have been so much happier than they used lookalikes rather than cging them in
"But can Vin make 'Today was a good day though" ... i died 😂😂😂
@DaRthHueS XXx
Xxc to get
Don't know why, but "Agent Underworld" got me laughing hysterically... then you hit me with "Agent Kate-Beckinsdale's-Booty-Call" ...
You get funnier and funnier every time I watch these.
agent underworld had me rolling lmao
AGENT THE GUY THAT
DUMPED FELICITY
12:02....my most favorite moment in Cinema Sins! Don't know how many times I've come back to this particular video just for that. Thank you Jeremy.
Does cinemasins know about cinemawins?
I hope they do a video togethet where they just argue
S7ephen I'm sure they do
S7ephen yeah cinemasins and cinemawins were made by the same people
I was wondering about cinemawins too, and thought they were ripping these guys off. Different narrator, same style.
Merrida100 your joking right
Prediction: one of next week's videos is Cars 2.
I don't think so. They're probably waiting until the release of Cars 3 to make that video.
I don't think he's doing cars 2 until the 3rd one comes out, but let's wait and see
Nitro Indigo I was thinking the exact same thing!
meta527II heuz
You’ll find out he’s a Navy SEAL. SEALs are trained to ski, dive, drive, shoot, gather intel, reconnaissance, direct action, parachute, breach houses, rooms, language qualified. I’m pretty sure it would make sense to pick a guy like this. I doubt he’s “some career military guy with no skills.”
The rap references in this vid are the icing on the cake.
PhatGirlLuva68-ThelastOG whomp whomp lol
fake news xD
Im going to watch the 3rd one in an hour....
Dope
Sebastian Abele tell us how it was. I'm guessing it's so over hyped that it's just plain ridiculous and stupid
Pretty much "What 13 year old boys think is cool: The Movie". I actually liked it. One of the few movies that actually made me laugh out loud.
Better, worse or equally good as the first one?
R.I.P.
i fuckin love this series, always have. it's like a compilation of cinematic laziness. Just keeps getting better, too.
Yo where is xXx Return of Xander Cage ???
Pause at 5:42 Awww look at that cute little toy boat of a thing. "Who's the cutest fake stunt boat of them all.... you are...yes-yes...you areeee"
No u
The intelligence agent tracked him down because that's the first place they look for : former friends and family members so that shouldn't be a cinema sin
Hahaha
You missed the part where you should have sinned 100 points for their even being a TANK on a Aircraft Carrier.. There is no fucking way to get a tank on a carrier, much less in the hanger bay.. (BTW real ex Navy)..
That’s bullshit yes there are tanks in aircraft carriers
I was wondering if the elevator could actually lift the tank.
he fucked my head up when he said discount nick fury. for a split second i legit thought they were two diff people lol
Conversely, could one say Nick Fury is a top-of-the-line Gibbons?
"This movie should be called 'Mission Reasonable"
8:07 may be the hardest I've ever laughed at a Sins video. Whoever wrote that sin deserves a raise.
Well, CinemaSins, since you're thinking about an animated film, can you try Everything Wrong with Pokémon: The First Movie, please?
Also, since you're thinking about a terrible sequel, can you try Everything Wrong with Child's Play 2? It's because Rotten Tomatoes gave Child's Play 2 an approval rating of 40% based on 15 reviews.
Chase Temple Will every bad pun by Team Rocket add or remove a sin each?
TheGoldenDunsparce, I think that CinemaSins will add every sin for every bad pun by Team Rocket.
+Chase Temple Yes, most definitely. I've always hated Pokémon, and I love seeing (some) people rip it a new asshole.
Perhaps that's one of the reasons why I liked the Nostalgia Critic's review of Pokémon: The First Movie, along with The Last Airbender and Batman & Robin.
Matthew Cool, speaking of Nostalgia Critic, he teamed up with CinemaSins to do Everything Wrong with How The Grinch Stole Christmas. You know, he helped the CinemaSins narrator do it with rhymes. Why? Because Dr. Seuss was good at writing books in rhyme.
Last time I was this early, Ice Cube wasn't trying to be an actor.
12:02 was the best part, hilarious! xD
XD!1!1!1!1
3:52-3:58 Exactly how I thought Ice Cube wasn't in good-enough shape to play this tuff-guy role! 🤣👍🏾👍🏾. Plus the other part about his "only 10 pull-ups" 😁👍🏾
A: Who is Samual L Jackson?
B: Have you seen any movie ever? He is the black guy in it
Pulp Culture Family guy reference
Bert DaSavage Ted 2 reference actually but I appreciate the effort
Movies like these are a guilty pleasure to me. Despite how bad they really are, it's just something I can watch to help pass the time at least.
+Christopher Mcphearson Yeah, I always like watching mindless action movies.
Christopher Mcphearson this comment reassures my life, thanks man
Tfw you get an ad for the 3rd xXx movie before watching EWW the 2nd xXx. Perfect ad placement, RUclips.
No "Earn that paycheck Tyrese?" This movie is filled with them.
AvengerXP Tyrese isnt in this.
LOL sees a black music artist in an action film and assumes it has Tyrese in it. In the words of Jeremy "That's Racist".
Chazz you are a barely educated idiot, Go read a book.
...Scott Speedman? I wasn't paying that much attention - was there actually Kate Beckinsale in this? Because that's an Underworld joke waiting to happen.
Whoops :P Get four hours of sleep and watch youtube videos, ya miss things, what can I say? XD
"MC Ren?" had me dying
The xXx is black
11:13 - Xzibit also rips off the Marine sergeant in Aliens II.
Every line in this movie is a copy from other better movies.
You have to do Ride Along 2. It's like it was made to break your sin counter.
when I saw "XXX" I thought this was something else
Good to see Mace Windu got his hand back.
The first XXX had 147 sins, but this movie has 132. So technically, this is the better movie
"what happened the the last triple x?" "He's dead" By dead I mean the studio wanted to hire ice cube just for the hell of it so they decided to kill off expander cage off screen only to bring him back for the next movie.
Is it bad I actually kind of like this film?
I like it too, I just switch my brain off and enjoy it like it's meant to be.
not at all.
If you like it, no. If you think it's intelligent then you may have a problem.
Nah, you're alright! There's a difference between liking a film and thinking a film is well made.
Streak115 by no means, it's trash, but a fun kind of trash to me.
Thank god, that the new movie was pretty decent.
You missed the violin scene where ice cube is acting as a waiter…she is playing on the air
12:02 - 12:07 has gotta be one of the best Cinemasins segments ever.
man, no movie can ever get blues brothers level of cop cars that shit was crazy
Tfw you never knew there was a sequel, only the ones with Vin Diesel
One thing I really liked about this movie was him shooting the missile into the water to break the surface tension.
I, Frankenstein.
I wanted to watch Frozen but (insert long story here) I ended up watching that jewel of cinema.
Seriously, sin I, Frankenstein.
If you watch that movie and sync the start time with I think we're alone now by Tiffany, the song will end before the movie.
13:48 That guy's face and the size of the girl's hand made me think he had his hand on her. Try un-sseing that.
The Truck explosion part killed me. Lmao.
truck explosions tend to do that
I think xXx the return of xander cage will break the CinemaSins record for being the worst movie. It was so bad that I need to write on vin diesel's forehead to have enough space to fit in the amount of bad stuff about that film.
2K CHICKEN RICE I legit lost brain cells from watching that movie. When the plane was in freefall they turned off the gravity as if the scene was in space. And the solution to stopping a satellite being used as a missle was to fly a plane into it.
@@SPOOKiE_GRND what killed it for me was when ruby rose tied herself up in a palm tree then managed to held a 10kg plus sniper in front of her for 6 hrs and managed to have perfect vision of the whole party
I watched this on Netflix, there's a scene i noticed missing: after Darius escapes he looks over and is sitting next to a unconscious Xander Cage. Can we add one more to the counter for adding a scene in later versions of the film?
I saw that too but I rewound it & saw it might just be a lookalike?
That’s not Xander Cage. That’s the movie’s producer.
I'm surprised there wasn't a green goblin nick fury joke.
Really the problems:
1. No extreme sports, basically a large part of the original main character's draw and fun and made it stand out from James Bond, Bourne, MI, etc.
2. Replacing the soundtrack with all rap where the first one was metal
3. Making a more basic plot that really could've been more layered like the original one had
So, basically everything wrong possible. Still honestly find it to be an enjoyable movie, but it deserved to fail for not working as a XXX sequel. The first one was great. Can't wait for "Return Of Xander Cage" and hope they do more.
OnlyAndOnlySound Hey! Not all rap is bad/worse than metal.
your absolutely right. it just wasn't what this, certainly meant to be a franchise, was being built on. Even with Ice Cube, a well known to be former rapper as the lead, it somehow still seemed out of place.
OnlyAndOnlySound Fair point. Still, I'm obligated to defend rap from any and all of those that might be misinformed that rap is *all* sexmoneydrugs (and sometimes even that can be decent, but it's not my taste.) After all, I'm an Eloquent Elephant.
There is a reason why rap rhymes with crap
stangbro 302 Now where are you locating all this edge?
I think my favorite part about these is that he actually does research on things like the line of succession
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Shoulda made a extra sin of Cube jumping off the aircraft carrier, and dubbing it over with the "Superhero landing" line from Deadpool.
Anybody else didn't know this existed? I suppose we were the lucky ones, not anymore.
There's a new Shyamalan movie coming out this week, so please do Lady in the Water and The Happening. Some of the most sinful movies of all time!
GO TO 12:02 FOR WHAT MAY BE THE BEST SIN EVER.
Yeah that was fuckin' hysterical for me
I legit have to keep coming back to this video just to watch that part a few times over and over. xD
ha ha ha ya that part! that we all watched!
take your 100th like.
Did Samuel L Jackson watch Blade: Trinity and say "Hey, I want to be in a future Marvel Movie!"?
Ice Cube- "Welcome to the first tankjacking in history."
Audie Murphy- "Am I a joke to you?"
The only reason I'm gonna watch xXx 3 is for Donnie Yen
I thought he said MC Ren?
Yeah and the force was with him for that film with jumping through 3 inch glass....
Same, Donnie Yen is awesome.
"More attitude" is clearly a reference to NWA.
Please, do "Everything Wrong with Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children".
Ok but honestly I've thought about cars riding on train rails way too much in my life..
They really missed out on having X' Gon give it to ya in the film, plus switch Xzibit with DMX and it would have been perfect.
Do XXX: Return Of Xander Cage
Doxxx
Why do I feel like the next XXX will be a NetFlix production starring Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson?
EWW The Bee movie but every time Jeremy swears it gets faster.
Just goes to show, that Action Movies and Politics do not mix.
That was not the first tank jacking in history
Add 1 more strike for killing Xander Cage offscreen and then take it away for having Xzibit and Korn on the soundtrack covering Fight The Power
"Up Next, Jurassic Park Movie Recipes" Hahahahaha Nope!
You should do everything wrong with Step Brothers. Would be great.
Another Sin: "This is the first tank jacking in history" - There are literal stories of Russians climbing onto German tanks, killing the crews while the vehicle was still moving, and stealing them during WW2. Plus if you want to get cinematic, Saving Private Ryan also already did this.
The violin scene changed my life
I swear 🤣
Got an add for the new movie in this series on this video
I'm so sad this franchise didn't get as big as fast and furious. Would love to see a xXx cinematic universe as diverse as marvels.
11:39
"The fate of the free world is in the hands of a bunch of hustlers and thieves."
My Need For Speed universe in a nutshell where CinemaSins, the people who founded the Razzies, and all adults are villains with no driving talent.
2:06
lol, for real. I was just thinking after seeing the Fist Fight trailer that Ice Cube pretty much always plays Ice Cube, just with a different profession and backstory.
Wait they never did a Everything wrong with lorax ;-; I think that would be over kill because it looks like a super sin full movie
awaiting everything wrong with Uno: the Movie
Trisha N There would only be one sin...
Holy fuck. I did a double take when I saw this comment.
Aw, so much potential for Green Goblin jokes.
I need to see a CinemaSins about Lilo and Stitch. Please. My 5 month old likes this movie and everytime I see it I can imagine a sin here and there.
You will have such a field day with the new part :,D
field _day_, not field trip
Maximum Frequency Whoops, sorry just corrected it
Jun Taiohara Happy to help :)
And honestly, field trip sounds like it could work in a different way, like when something is a "trip", it's an experience. It can't, but it sounds like that sort of.
Maximum Frequency Ah I see! I always wondered what was the big difference between the two, I've been using field trip a lot without knowing T_T. Thanks for the info!
Jun Taiohara Haha, no problem! Just to be very clear: "Field day" is when you'll really enjoy something in the sense that you'll get really involved in it, and "field trip" just means taking a trip somewhere to study something, referring to students or employees.
I got the new xXx trailer right before this video lol
Rofl, you broke me @ 3:26, "do you have xXxL" :D :D
With Willem Defoe I can almost excuse the lack of Vin Diesel... almost. I love Defoe to pieces.
You guys should do Everything Wrong with SpeedRacer
i think it would be the funniest thing haha
Im Nibor lol
Im Nibor which one though
I find the xXxl joke funnier than i should
13:15 - the knife that'd just gone through an arm is completely clean. *ding*.
One thing that always bugged me is that this movie came out in 2005 and they for some reason didn't cast DMX to star in it. This could have made it 1000 times better, or at least more memorable
Liked for "Mission: Reasonable"
Holy shit! It's that woman from vine! RIP
That poke at Blues Brothers makes me wanna ask if ya would do that movie now xD
Luke Cage has "coffee", but Ice Cube had "fries and a shake"