i started my solo game dev quest. I hope one day, i could make a game as good as these ones you showed. The bar is set high but i will not give up. It's crazy, steam charges $100 to publish the game on steam. These devs are killing it
@arostwocents far as I'm aware, it's $100 free to publish any game on steam. I looked into it awhile back. $100 isn't bad, but for a lot of these games, they may not make that back lol
So...because of you i sat down and watched ALL of "Breaking Bad". For years my friend(s) kept telling me how good it is and to watch it but i never did. Apparently watching ALL of breaking bad AND El Camino so i could understand all qzeq jhokes was the motivation i truly needed haha
When he found out the game was not the problem but it's actually the auto clicker there is a reason why some auto clickers tell you not to go below 50 milliseconds it could freeze your game I'm impressed that it held up that long
Bro I started this video thinking your accent is Russian, suddenly became Italian, in some parts German back to Russian....this video is an experience 😂
i just found your channel like an hour ago and i've done nothing else than watched your videos since then and i gotta say, perkele että on hauskeja videoita
When you were "rapping" about Kong (if thats what you wanna call it😂) you sounded exactly like what i expect bad propaganda rap from China to sound like😂😂
I was thinking the same thing. Ik the games suck but the crashing and maxing out the pc is prob cuz the VM wasn’t given shit to work with. 8gb ram and only 1 core won’t give good results on any game. Especially clearly unoptimized ones
this mans plan on making videos: 1. binge drink, 2. black out, 3. wake up and turn on you pc, 4. finde the video that you recored but don't remember, 5. upload and profit.
Yeah it's on a vm, no way I'd run these on my actual pc 😅 I copied the vm over from my old pc and forgot to change its specs so it was stuck on 1 core and 8gb of ram
Certainly! Here's a basic sushi recipe translated into Russian: **Рецепт суши:** **Ингредиенты:** - 2 чашки риса для суши - 2,5 чашки воды - 1/2 чашки рисового уксуса - 2 ст. ложки сахара - 1 ч. ложка соли - Водоросли нори - Свежий лосось или тунец, нарезанный на полоски - Авокадо, нарезанный тонкими ломтями - Огурец, очищенный и нарезанный полосками - Соевый соус для подачи - Васаби и имбирь для подачи **Инструкции:** 1. **Приготовьте рис:** Промойте рис в холодной воде до полного удаления крахмала. Варите рис в подсоленной воде до готовности. Перемешайте уксус, сахар и соль, затем добавьте к готовому рису. Перемешайте и оставьте остывать. 2. **Подготовьте ингредиенты:** Распределите рис по листам нори, оставляя небольшой отступ сверху. Распределите полоски рыбы, авокадо и огурца вдоль центра риса. 3. **Скрутите роллы:** Начните скручивать роллы, используя бамбуковый коврик, чтобы обеспечить компактность. Убедитесь, что конец нори приклеен. 4. **Нарежьте роллы:** Нарежьте роллы на небольшие кусочки с острым ножом. 5. **Подавайте с соевым соусом, васаби и имбирем.** Приятного аппетита!
bro think he gaben 💀💀💀
(also do you guys prefer friday or sunday uploads?)
Come on do Friday.For Chica
Friday better fr fr
Balls
Friday
what is the name of that russian hardbass song?
I love how the developers of Zombiax evil only have 0.3 hours on their own game
Don't consume your own product
@@ctmbottomtext9116 especially if it's a bitcoin mine
8:20 "This Kong is doing E"
I actually almost shat myself on this part
11 yo humor
@@kunkunca 11 year old humor.*
@@SomeMercenary228 * *11 year old humor.
Learn 10 yo gae kid 😂😂😂😂🤫☔️
I'm proud to say that me and my partner quote that part almost daily lmfao
@@mr.misfortune6236 I hope you and your partner doesn't have to have a Kong that's doing E
Ah yes, because Steam is known for their intuitive quality control on what can and cannot be considered games.
Excuse me these games are up there with the classics just like Half Life and Farming Simulator 2013
@@qzeq Hilarious video. Got a question tho, what's the song you use for transitions? Been looking for it, well, for a bit now.
still better than epic games
@@Flubby_no shit
@@TK-zl8fuI require the name as well
why is this guy soo entertaining man, his english with the finnish accent is what hooks me to watch more of this guy.
it's a finnish accent
God is good
8:16 P.K. Rap
Her reminds me of RADAL
He's legit far more entertaining than Ludwig.He's like Modest pelican but for trash games.
if anyones wondering what the song in the transitions is
Токсин - Грязный Рамирес
Thank you so much!!!
thanks a lot
Hey, nice taste, know and love Ram)
Do qzeq from Russia or East Europe?
Bro you're a saviour!! I was about to comment asking for it
Thanks bro
are you Radal's son?
This.
Yes
🙀
Qzeq is Finnish
i started my solo game dev quest. I hope one day, i could make a game as good as these ones you showed. The bar is set high but i will not give up. It's crazy, steam charges $100 to publish the game on steam. These devs are killing it
Each game or a one time fee?
@arostwocents far as I'm aware, it's $100 free to publish any game on steam. I looked into it awhile back. $100 isn't bad, but for a lot of these games, they may not make that back lol
@@arostwocentsits a bet against gaben once you profit 1000$ gaben will give back the 100$
So...because of you i sat down and watched ALL of "Breaking Bad". For years my friend(s) kept telling me how good it is and to watch it but i never did. Apparently watching ALL of breaking bad AND El Camino so i could understand all qzeq jhokes was the motivation i truly needed haha
God is good
my only question is what is the reason for the (s).
what about better call saul?
BOT!@@avangardismm
@@tunestreamsshh let the man rest
13:40 "the game isn't running at this point, the game is walking"
words of wisdom
😅😅😅
You know you are playing bad games, when even your graphics card is on last breath 😂
God is good
yeah if you're getting artifacts bugs in all your game, gpu probs dying
Prolly becuse most of these games mine crypto on your pc
When he found out the game was not the problem but it's actually the auto clicker there is a reason why some auto clickers tell you not to go below 50 milliseconds it could freeze your game I'm impressed that it held up that long
I made Monkey Business, thank you for playing!
Banana 🍌
15:19 that's definitely a picture of Juice WRLD when he said it in 1648
money -badly- well spent
(also, pretty sure the autoclicker was clicking so fast it was using your cpu a lot)
He can not shit! He can not pee! Th- th- th- this kong is doing *E!* (wheeze) P.K! Party Kong!
I use the same auto clicker and have always used it on 1 milliseconds, so probably something else cus i never had problems with it
sane@@Actual_Pickle
6:30 "battle scared Kong" doesn't seem quite right 🤔😅
Cant believe i didnt find this channel earlier, i think i am going to binge your whole videography in the next few days!
Welcome in! 😄
Bro
I started this video thinking your accent is Russian, suddenly became Italian, in some parts German back to Russian....this video is an experience 😂
I like to keep my audience on their toes 😄
I hope you refunded these....
4:18 ayo wtf are these games bro 😭
Sex apartments
sex apocalypse
sex city
etc.
wtf 💀
Bro WASTED $100 on steam when he could have bought cuphead, minecraft, and terraria, and many other good Games💀💀
( 8:16 party kong rap)
"I mean shes clipping in the car but my standards aren't that high" 💀💀💀
3:51 dafaq, that czech influencer 😅
4:18 Ummmm qzeq,what is that in library 👀👀👀 😏😏
💀💀💀
This vid is only out 4 minutes and i already know it will be perfect
Love u Qzeq♥️
13:16 Objective: Activate Windows
15:54 I actually used that tool before for when I was playing Sonic Speed Simulator's Auto run mode
Banana
Qzeq and Halloween = great moments
The amount of mental trauma this man goes through...
Deserves a sub
Love the Vargskelethor-esque vibe to your videos. Really made me laugh a couple of times. Keep it uppp
Im glad I'm not the only one who thinks this lol. Been watching Joel for like a decade and just started watching this guy 10\10 similar humor type
1:15 I actually made this game!!! I can't believe Moistcritical played it and now you!
cool make a second one
7:21 that Abraham Lincoln meme came out of nowhere lol.
You know the game is beast when it consumes 100% of a Ryzen 9 7900X3D 💀😂
11:09
I want to thank you for introducing me to this song. I've been laughing non-stop. XD
Hey Qzeq it's me, just to let you know BUY A NUMPAD and beat fnaf the cheat way
7:02 people who played sonic 06:allow us to introduce our selves
10:50 blame unity for this trash thats unreal lmao.
4:20 we gonna ignore your games that start with S
I've been dying for another one of these videos
I watched them all 🎉
i just found your channel like an hour ago and i've done nothing else than watched your videos since then and i gotta say, perkele että on hauskeja videoita
Yoo qzeq love your vids
Dear qzeq or anyone else, what is the name song in 1:03? PLEASE I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
@nailhuda the song is called "Toxin" and its made by Ram
@@1CE98Thx dude!
@@1CE98you are a legend
I've been waiting for this man. Love you, buddy
this is a certified hood classic
Yeah
Some would say that rise of kong is...just bad. I hope someone gets this
We need more breaking bad games I need to cook messi
so were gonna ignore the fact he has "sex simulator" in his steam library? (can be seen at 4:20 )
no way new vid
When you were "rapping" about Kong (if thats what you wanna call it😂) you sounded exactly like what i expect bad propaganda rap from China to sound like😂😂
3:04 even in a poorly made breaking bad game Peter parker is married and has an child with Mj
Nah Parker deserves better than MJ. She's for the streets
THE GUY UPLOADED FINALLY HE DIDNT DIEEE
I'm so happy i accidentally found qzegs channel while extremely drunk 6 months ago
Same condition , a few months ago 😂
few days was my case
Steam: We have the highest quality control.
qzeq: Fake.
3:22 how does bro know💀💀💀
This makes me think having you review bad hentai games would actually be hillarious
Qzeq pretending he doesn't already cook meth in his home
Dropping the RAM track in there. As a fan of Russian rap I noticed.
9:50 You probably should give that VM a bit more than a single core, something like 4 cores would be a lot better
I was thinking the same thing. Ik the games suck but the crashing and maxing out the pc is prob cuz the VM wasn’t given shit to work with. 8gb ram and only 1 core won’t give good results on any game. Especially clearly unoptimized ones
qzeq uploaded. Its a blessed day
8:42 what is this monstrosity of steam library
that banana spawning game is a masterpiece
Qzeq's wallet cries whenever he finds a Chinese Bitcoin miner disguised as a game
8:18 made me laugh my socks off holy fiddle sticks i pissed myself while watching this masterpiece
at 8:51 you can see all of his games on the left side. God bless and help this man
qzeq played a Chilean game.
And its a crap one, what a time to be alive 🥹.
Song name? 14:57
ram - toxin
this mans plan on making videos: 1. binge drink, 2. black out, 3. wake up and turn on you pc, 4. finde the video that you recored but don't remember, 5. upload and profit.
bro, gotta say, really appreciate the time and money you put into making videos to keep us entertained. Had me laughing all throughout.
God is good
@@avangardismm yes He is
are you good tho ?@@poisonempress
4:18 ayo what are them games on the left there 👀👀👀
What’s the song 1:08?
Sid × Ram - Toxin
Keep these videos up man
this made me crack tf up 🤣🤣🤣 you earned a subs.
Joe Biden is broken 💀💀 got me laughing so hard
If Radalina and Radal had a baby in Finland
Parents:Radalina, Radal
Kid:Ronaldo Radalovic AKA qzeq
This part is hilarious 0:38
I just woke up from a nap at 8:10. I'll tell you monkeys doing E is not what I expected to wake up to.
why did you make this vid private for 10 minutes?
New subscriber. This was hilarious 😂
I only discovered qzeq yesterday. Now hes my favourite. I belly laugh at every video so far
the amount of effort that goes into these videos is amazing, keep up the awesome work!
God is good
1:02 song name Грязный Рамирес - Токсин, wasn't expecting a Russian song in a English youtube video 😳, probably it was completely random)
I love when games have scientifically accurate drug cooking mechanics, really my thing in gaming. how about you?
ngl qzeq phonk hits hard🥵
I saw titanfall 2
9:51 How does this man have a Ryzen 9 7900X3D but 8gb of ram, unless he is running a VM
Yeah it's on a vm, no way I'd run these on my actual pc 😅
I copied the vm over from my old pc and forgot to change its specs so it was stuck on 1 core and 8gb of ram
My day just got 100000 times better when you upload (:
Instant lol button
13:02
finaly a new video!. been watching the olds once to much
Certainly! Here's a basic sushi recipe translated into Russian:
**Рецепт суши:**
**Ингредиенты:**
- 2 чашки риса для суши
- 2,5 чашки воды
- 1/2 чашки рисового уксуса
- 2 ст. ложки сахара
- 1 ч. ложка соли
- Водоросли нори
- Свежий лосось или тунец, нарезанный на полоски
- Авокадо, нарезанный тонкими ломтями
- Огурец, очищенный и нарезанный полосками
- Соевый соус для подачи
- Васаби и имбирь для подачи
**Инструкции:**
1. **Приготовьте рис:** Промойте рис в холодной воде до полного удаления крахмала. Варите рис в подсоленной воде до готовности. Перемешайте уксус, сахар и соль, затем добавьте к готовому рису. Перемешайте и оставьте остывать.
2. **Подготовьте ингредиенты:** Распределите рис по листам нори, оставляя небольшой отступ сверху. Распределите полоски рыбы, авокадо и огурца вдоль центра риса.
3. **Скрутите роллы:** Начните скручивать роллы, используя бамбуковый коврик, чтобы обеспечить компактность. Убедитесь, что конец нори приклеен.
4. **Нарежьте роллы:** Нарежьте роллы на небольшие кусочки с острым ножом.
5. **Подавайте с соевым соусом, васаби и имбирем.**
Приятного аппетита!
btw its sushi recipe xD
You crack me up bro, lmao.
Never closed lol peep so fast
The king has returned!!!
11:10 its actualy unreal game according to settings
First video, and well, this time, the youtube recommendations did not disappoint me
8:51 OMG thats to much Sex game's
Yes I love the άνθρωπος κακό παιχνίδι in the intro
God is good
Subbed , have not laughed this much on a video.
Nobody Even talked about that The Zombiax Evil is a blatent Ripoff to the Cod Zombies Series
bro im crying haha Subbed!