man i hope you have refunded all of this scam. its ok to waste money for yt and fun, but those scammers didnt deserve even 1penny. also shame on steam that they let this happen
I'm learning to make games in Unity. When I compare these games to my own micro-game designed to test new ideas... Wow. It's a damn masterpiece ready for sale on Steam xD
Unity's big problem is that you have to pay to remove that splash screen. Amateur devs making these shitty games of course aren't going to pay. That means the engine is basically advertised and championed by games that are utter shit. Any good games made with Unity don't have that, so you don't even know Unity was used. It's a legit marketing and brand problem that the Unity usergroups have been pointing out for ages. Unity also doesn't really have a flagship title like UE does with Gears.
@@halfbakedproductions7887 Paid version of Unity is VERY expensive. It would be a waste of money just to get rid of the splash screen. I'd rather spend it on good assets
@@halfbakedproductions7887 Honest question, are you 12? Gears of War is a flagship title for UE ? It's so small it barely registers on the radar. Unreal Engine has hundreds of flagship titles that revolutionized and shaped gaming. And you're comparing it to Unity, a pretty basic engine that's absolutely not meant to be used right out of the box?
There was clearly more effort put into writing the "Cwocodiwe Twansfowmatow" review @ 1:08 than the dev put into the game itself... I'm genuinely impressed, I give the review 10/10, must _(try to)_ read. 👍
I’m always amazed how you are literally so knowledgeable about pc in general, I mean or else the pc has prolly turned into a nuclear waste😳 thanks for the great vid!
Mason: No!!! I need help over here! Hold on! Jonas Savimbi arrives. Savimbi: Mason! Mason: Savimbi, you gotta help... Mason grabs a shovel and starts hitting the glass. Mason: Break, dammit! The man inside screams for the final time and succumbs to the fire. Savimbi: The fire finished him. Sometimes it's too late to save a man. We must move out, before we join him in death. Savimbi gives Mason a machete and Savimbi is given an MM1 Grenade Launcher by one of his men. Mortar fire is devastating the way ahead. Savimbi: The mortar fire means that the MPLA is readying for attack. If they want a fight, we'll give them a fight! MOVE OUT! Jason Hudson arrives overhead via a helicopter. Hudson: Mason, you copy? Mason: Go ahead, Hudson. Hudson: MPLA forces advancing on your position, about one klick north. Mason: Yeah, we know. Savimbi's leading a counter-charge. Mason and Savimbi mount a buffel and ride towards the battlefield. Hudson: He's got balls. I'll give him that.
Steam is dumpster thats why like any other launchers that just downloading info from your computer and make money on everything everyone posted. These games would never been released on good old compact discs.
If you notice you're playing a unity game with touch controls (that is deployed to PC in a stroke of genius marketing), you can usually use a controller instead of touch controls. Unity OnScreen controls use unity input system that maps controls to generic USB controllers as well
my girlfriend showed me your chinese ps5 video, genuinely your editing style and humor is some of the best shit on youtube, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO, YOU'LL GO VERY FAR
People saying refund etc etc are not asian as an asian I will tell you that he made back his money as you can see he has 749K views currently we will be rounding it off to 750K and every 1k views gives 3 dollars so if we do the math he made 2250 Dollars which is more than enough to cover the entire serious doing the math was easier than using calculator (Used it to confirm i was right) Because 750K and 1k is 3 dollars so 750000 is same as 750 and 750 times 3=2250 because if you memorized times and and adding numbers you will do it like 7X1=7, 7X2=14, 7X3=21 but did you forget its 750? So add 50 3 tines since we are multiplying it 3 times it'll be 2100 then add the 150 5X3=15 so it'll be 2250$ and yes I havent even started the video and my mom and dad are wondering why am i not eating and chatting and now they prolly thinking it's my crush so ya 😅 have a great day 💗 Just realized i made a couple grammar mistakes but i am typing fast and took 10 mins to explain so sorry guys have a great dy tho ❤
I know you heard this plenty of times but your videos are the funniest videos out there and you put so much work in your editing of those videos well done and are you ever going to make a face cam videos you make me laugh every time and you when I am down you make my day within the first 1 minute of your videos
Don't worry, I don't get tired of reading these kinds of comments 😅 I think the lack of facecam helps my videos stand out and really emphasizes the games themselves so I don't plan on doing facecam videos anytime soon. I want to do more stuff with the mask on in the future though. Thanks for watching! 😎👍
guess who's back!
sorry for the wait, i was doing some side quests irl!
also thank you so much for the great feedback and amazing reception on the last video!!!
(i've also been 🟣streaming🟣 if you're into that 👉👈)
Ok! :D
POG!!
Thats fine :)
ok man
man i hope you have refunded all of this scam. its ok to waste money for yt and fun, but those scammers didnt deserve even 1penny. also shame on steam that they let this happen
That's true I think he refunded all the bad games (I hope) but he made 10⁰00000000⁰000⁰0000000⁰0000⁰000000000 of the videos
Maybe he didn't
The developer keeps the money even if you get a refund
@@kairodaythen who's paying for the refund? Lord gabon?
@@clarysshowprobably steam
I'm learning to make games in Unity. When I compare these games to my own micro-game designed to test new ideas... Wow. It's a damn masterpiece ready for sale on Steam xD
Whenever you do make a game please add a reference to silly games like these
Unity's big problem is that you have to pay to remove that splash screen. Amateur devs making these shitty games of course aren't going to pay.
That means the engine is basically advertised and championed by games that are utter shit. Any good games made with Unity don't have that, so you don't even know Unity was used.
It's a legit marketing and brand problem that the Unity usergroups have been pointing out for ages. Unity also doesn't really have a flagship title like UE does with Gears.
@@halfbakedproductions7887 Paid version of Unity is VERY expensive. It would be a waste of money just to get rid of the splash screen. I'd rather spend it on good assets
@@halfbakedproductions7887 Honest question, are you 12? Gears of War is a flagship title for UE ? It's so small it barely registers on the radar. Unreal Engine has hundreds of flagship titles that revolutionized and shaped gaming. And you're comparing it to Unity, a pretty basic engine that's absolutely not meant to be used right out of the box?
@@simoncostin2492 u r sleeping
There was clearly more effort put into writing the "Cwocodiwe Twansfowmatow" review @ 1:08 than the dev put into the game itself... I'm genuinely impressed, I give the review 10/10, must _(try to)_ read. 👍
fr
3:03 As an Iranian, he did not write a beautiful description, friends 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
agreed 😂
streamer bod😂😂😂
👍 true
ayy
Extremally underrated channel. Keep up the good work man!
It is so sad that those developer really paid 100 bucks to publish their game.
It's more sad that some morons buy it and forget about the refund option so the "devs" of this make a profit.
@@anokata-kd8ocLike the creator of this video you mean?
@@anokata-kd8oc you can only refund so much on Steam. For the amount of shit games he buys, I think he ran out of refunds lol
@@anokata-kd8oc Hopefully qzeq likely refunded
2:20 Oh I know the back of this tranformer that's Optimus Prime lmao
3:04 the calmest Iranian
3:45 this falling guy is an old Russian meme
What does he say when he falls?
@@qzeq he says for fuck's sake or something like that
@@qzeq "So, folks, hear we go! Oh, fuck!" And jump thru the window on 4 level. He is ewen stay alive after that.
7:15 btw This was called when I bought it some time back as a hent*i redeption, then they had to rename it all
Yeah I can see why they used to call it that 😳
I need cranberry sprite
1:40 bro i was watching while pllaying jetpack joyride
4:02 bro is the spot from spiderman
Lol💀💀
3:02 bro you can't translate this anyway and realize the full meaning of it 😂
finally some iranian😂 what's up hamvelayati?
@@ForestHills25 thanks dadash xD
4:40 I like how 8.4% of the people who bought the game just haven't launched it yet. EDIT : HE JUST SAID THIS
qzeq is madly entertaining😂 So underated! Fun to see this man grow
5:33 this scene killed me🤣💀
What did they use for the text there, google slides??? 😂😂😂
I’m always amazed how you are literally so knowledgeable about pc in general, I mean or else the pc has prolly turned into a nuclear waste😳 thanks for the great vid!
You never knew, it's his hundredth pc, how many were destroyed already
7:54 the ip is real. It even says Helsinki 💀
Aww hell naw bro leaked his IP address
3:04 it's Persian 😂😂 he's angry about the game
Yeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:03 dont read that😂😂
1:01 I mean... Looks like a good deal, right? .... 😂
Mason: No!!! I need help over here! Hold on!
Jonas Savimbi arrives.
Savimbi: Mason!
Mason: Savimbi, you gotta help...
Mason grabs a shovel and starts hitting the glass.
Mason: Break, dammit!
The man inside screams for the final time and succumbs to the fire.
Savimbi: The fire finished him. Sometimes it's too late to save a man. We must move out, before we join him in death.
Savimbi gives Mason a machete and Savimbi is given an MM1 Grenade Launcher by one of his men. Mortar fire is devastating the way ahead.
Savimbi: The mortar fire means that the MPLA is readying for attack. If they want a fight, we'll give them a fight! MOVE OUT!
Jason Hudson arrives overhead via a helicopter.
Hudson: Mason, you copy?
Mason: Go ahead, Hudson.
Hudson: MPLA forces advancing on your position, about one klick north.
Mason: Yeah, we know. Savimbi's leading a counter-charge.
Mason and Savimbi mount a buffel and ride towards the battlefield.
Hudson: He's got balls. I'll give him that.
3:05 why does that remind of of Yusuf from The ballad of gay Tony dlc on gta 4 😭😭😭
5:09 in what universe can you buy 6 burgers and a coke for 7 dollars??????
You used to be able like 10 years ago 😔
I haven't kept up with the McDonalds lore for a while lol
In russia you can
You can buy six Mcdoubles and a large coke for $7 on $1 McDouble day.
4:29
the "soundtrack from russia" got me crying 💀💀
3:17 ( firewall )
My friend did this message dangerous???
Because I accept in another game when I click play
Nah it just means the game can connect online for multiplayer or high scores.
If you trust the game you can accept it
Taa is temporal anti aliasing, it's a normal thing in most games
7:05 Mahatma Gandhi be like - Marne ke bad bhi yeh log Santi nahi de rahe hai 🤣 ( Hindi ) 🤣
3:32 this Persian comment got me dying 😭
the fact that the transformer game had mobile controls... and Steam is PC only... 1:54 ☠
2:08 therapist: all dreams have meaning
my dreams:
The man, the legend, the warrior has returned again with amusing content
3:03 BRO THE PERSIAN REVIEW WAS AMAZING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My question is:
How did even those games got passed into the Steam? Just how???
Steam is dumpster thats why like any other launchers that just downloading info from your computer and make money on everything everyone posted. These games would never been released on good old compact discs.
3:04 for the people wondering what it said, it was basically a death threat and the language is Persian.
The best content creator is back to cure my boredom
Honestly, I wouldn't even be mad if a game gave me a virus as long as it showed a man doing a slalom squat on my firewall.
4:51 its Postal 3 But Much worse!
nice video,but the best part is that bathory t shirt at 9:12 .I m lovin it (Mc Donalds reference ;3 )
3:55 You just described everyday life in Russia
i laughed so hard here. 3:04
I don't think I've seen anyone on YT as dedicated to the craft as you.
i guess i cant escape gandhi's quotes😭😭😭😭
I can't believe im still a member of this channel
03:03 dude just gave him stack of curses in persian language💀💀💀
6:18, what pc u use? Microwave Pro?
3:03
bro insulted the whole russian culture in persian XD
The Legend is back and ready to kill our boredom like those games kill my braincells
"lets check out level 2", ads immediately
3:09 that's persian, it says something about the "dev" mother and shitting in russia, i guess. Btw love from iran
😂❤️
The only thing left in this video was another hulk hogan reference
damn these games suck BROTHER!!! 💪💪
3:50 this statement is true and ironic at the same time
what happened
oh u finally uploaded tis is going to be a good month
If you notice you're playing a unity game with touch controls (that is deployed to PC in a stroke of genius marketing), you can usually use a controller instead of touch controls. Unity OnScreen controls use unity input system that maps controls to generic USB controllers as well
But why would one wants to play shitty games on controller 💀
@@PROEVOLUTION1 because it's easier duh
@kochimi cable to the rescue
@kochimi imagine using a controller with batteries in 2023
(me) DS3 controllers support batteries dude@@Finalras
Best way to end the night a Qzeq video 🔥
Dude, i love your content, its always really entertaining. Keep it up.
The arab money bit 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:11 bro thats a cannon event
Congrats 200k subs 🎉🎉
11:08 just wait until till he finds about jelly drift
Finally a RUclipsr who’s in Finland and speaks English
Edit: I’m from Finland too but I can’t believe him replying
Good content always comes with good quality games like these
the best
Waste a grand next, this video was the most motivational and inspirational thing i've seen today, thank you for changing my life.
That's rapper Eazy-E 2:33
Your narration is epic, cooking game, car racing, mmorpg, hd game, top 1 grossing 2023 from legendary TITI studios
11:27 Is this an aliexpress page?
3:05 oh my god this killed me 😂
the penguin the myth the legend is back with more shitty games and funnier videos to make our days much more better thx qzeq😍
Idk what's making me laugh more: your accent, your screaming jokes or your conclusions 😂
always a good day when qzeq uploads
I was waiting for new videos! Missed you bro.
3:06 غير مفهوم
عسزؤنؤعرةيزيخيورمررزب😂ي🎉ي😢بيب😂ي😮ب😂ي😮بب🎉يب😅😊ل🎉بب😮ب😮🎉ب🎉ب🎉ب🎉ب😮للل😂🎉ل
hamood habibi
It's not arabic it's persian
Malware or Videogame, my favorite game show whenever pirating
When the keygen music blasts your speakers you know it's gonna be legit
@@qzeq Hell yeah, brother 🔥
that dude in 3:03 is irani and i think he was excited 😂😂🤣
11:33 what the. very long Name game, first time look like that game
Finally you are back to uploading
my girlfriend showed me your chinese ps5 video, genuinely your editing style and humor is some of the best shit on youtube, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO, YOU'LL GO VERY FAR
Tell her I said thank you! 😄
I was waiting for this Bro! ❤😊
4:28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally a new qzeq Video🎉
$100 well spent
i didnt believe the title of that car racing game until i searched for it on STEAM lmfao
спасибо qzeq за то что снимаешь смачные видео для нас! с любовью из России!
Crocodile transform lizard is really emotional just sad made cry like a fountain
2:40 That's Russian writing 💀💀
You made my day better ty 😂 PLSS CRASH MY PCC, does it YEEESSS
God i hope this man isn't using his main PC for these scams lol
He's using a virtual machine
@@annembenimgibihuysuzbirisihow can you game a on a VC?
@@thestone8187wdym why couldn't you
@@annembenimgibihuysuzbirisi hem türksün hem kızsın qzeq in videolarını izleyen tek ben varım sandım sksjfkfjsln
@@lubfool yok mu qzeq fanbase türkiye şubesi
"stfu im cranking it" had me laughing
I think you used a virtual machine, and that would make the games run bad (especially if you gave the vm too little/too much resources)
he definetly did, vmware has a little bar on the top which is visible in the video
I trust him being knowledge enough for him to have set it all up correctly. You can set up gaming virtual machines.
Finally Your Back
People saying refund etc etc are not asian as an asian I will tell you that he made back his money as you can see he has 749K views currently we will be rounding it off to 750K and every 1k views gives 3 dollars so if we do the math he made
2250 Dollars which is more than enough to cover the entire serious doing the math was easier than using calculator (Used it to confirm i was right)
Because 750K and 1k is 3 dollars so 750000 is same as 750 and 750 times 3=2250 because if you memorized times and and adding numbers you will do it like 7X1=7, 7X2=14, 7X3=21 but did you forget its 750? So add 50 3 tines since we are multiplying it 3 times it'll be 2100 then add the 150 5X3=15 so it'll be 2250$ and yes I havent even started the video and my mom and dad are wondering why am i not eating and chatting and now they prolly thinking it's my crush so ya 😅 have a great day 💗
Just realized i made a couple grammar mistakes but i am typing fast and took 10 mins to explain so sorry guys have a great dy tho ❤
3:04 that guy just said so many bad words to dev of game in persian language
ایرانی زیاد شده جدیدا
@@mazza-313 ما سالیانه که همه جاییم
وطنم🗿🤝🗿
6:10 if you get the game in turkey its 54 TL = 2USD
Love the way dude roasts Gandhi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:26 activate windows
Return of the Mack
Dope video as always
I know you heard this plenty of times but your videos are the funniest videos out there and you put so much work in your editing of those videos well done and are you ever going to make a face cam videos you make me laugh every time and you when I am down you make my day within the first 1 minute of your videos
Don't worry, I don't get tired of reading these kinds of comments 😅
I think the lack of facecam helps my videos stand out and really emphasizes the games themselves so I don't plan on doing facecam videos anytime soon. I want to do more stuff with the mask on in the future though.
Thanks for watching! 😎👍
Got to love the jet pack joyride music on 2077
been looking for this comment, thanks for pointing out the song name!
9:05 bathory shirt fuck yea