1:00 american trap 1:47 staring contest 2:44 crypto investing simulator 5:09 washing machine 5:56 chinese water torture 7:29 chrome music lab 8:25 small ben (time machine) 8:46 tesco
Fr I love his unhinged content his personality is so unique compared to others, I really want a sincere apology so we could skip this mess and move on..
@@0.0.0.04yeah,I honestly think he’s one of the only RUclipsrs who don’t force their personalities into something similar to other popular RUclipsrs-literally any tiny apology could get rid of this mess
i enjoyed your content for a while because i do see the entertainment value in your videos and all but for the love of god your comment on the way a loved person who has passed is being remembered was absolute shit. grief is remembrance and as someone who has lost their best friend last yearn i genuinely hope you don’t ever lose someone that close and loved by you.
2:06 don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They're fast, faster than you can believe. Don't look away, don't turn your back and don't blink.
Most realistic part about the stock market is that the chicken can bail out and abandon the stock market, leaving everyone to lose everything they've invested as the graph will never go up
Gerg, it’s only because the dreamsmp member claimed repeatedly he designed that door, when he did not. He even called it his brainchild. You’d know that if you watched the damn video
@@bananamanduh3171the issue is many viewers that watch this will get the wrong impression. Because how many people do you think will assume it is sarcasm correctly? You know how people are. That’s not even including the people with social problems or disabilities. Regular people make that mistake very often
@@m-ydaydon’t tell me that this pig is very serious, does it mean that this is the same pig who made a 9/11 joke somehow is literally being serious and unironic?
@@m-yday As an autistic man, I don't need people to vouch for the world to be dumbed down. I'd rather be treated by others as a normal person, and use that as motivation to learn more about people so I can keep up. I can imagine many others will share the same sentiment. If I'm always treated like I can't understand others, then I won't be able to.
@@WandaBread I too am an autistic man, and I do understand what you mean. But we currently live in a seriously anti-intellectual world, where vast amounts of people can be easily misled if you don’t make things explicitly clear. I honestly am not sure which way Gerg meant for his comment to be taken. So I’m not going to say it is one or the other. But I’d hope it would be clearer for the people who have already been misunderstanding Crafty’s video. We wouldn’t want to further muddy the waters
I know nothing about this guy But didnt his channel die like 5 months ago? How long is he going to dance around plagarism and bad ideas for money and subs?
Mini game idea: in a pale garden, one player is secretly allocated the Creak. They get 5 Creaking Hearts. Hidden throughout the biome are loot chests. The other players are called Survivors, by the way. If the Creak dies somehow, the survivors win, and vice versa. I call the mini game Creak.
@MalPractice236 first of all, your comment has an unreasonable amount of likes, second. the sentence in the comment doesn't even give a good reason why it has a lot of likes, so with those in mind i guarantee that the message on the comment was stolen by someone else, and that it was like botted(which most bot comments are like)
I have been playing minecraft since the beginning and watching redstone tutorials nearly as long. How did I only discover you today and how are you already my favorite redstoner in the universe?
@@domestraticgdnah he knew, they literally told him, and he said it was ridiculous and called it “beating a dead horse”. He straight is disrespecting a dead guy, it’s crazy.
I don’t know why, but I’m stuck thinking about how to improve that stock market “game” to make it more interesting. (And profitable.) For starters, when you buy a stock, you get a piece of paper that represent the stock you bought, so you can have different people buy the same stock. Then you could slow the feed tape down to only advance a few times a Minecraft day so players can buy stock then have to wait and back later to see if they made profit. And finally, you could link multiple stock machines together to a central Dimond bank for you to collect. Build an entire stock exchange with multiple stocks that players can have “fun” trying to make a profit on the stock markets. While you rake in the real money as everyone buys your worthless paper.
Dearest regards _gerg, but could you be at utmost kindness as to create a video encircled entirely on the torture of innocent (minecraft) animals. Why wouldn't mind if it was in real life, but sadly paperwork does not go that far.
The time machine really made me hope that there’s one called a “time machine” and it brings you into the future. It can transport you 10 seconds into the future by making you wait for 10 seconds then spitting you back out.
Everyone just chill out with the hate for a bit. Yeah, gerg made a mistake and doubled down on it so I understand why everyone is so upset, but that doesn't mean you should be sending this much hate towards him. I don't think that being unaware of a situation should result in so much hatred towards him. It's fine if you don't accept the apology he gave out, but at least be understanding of his mistake you know? I'm seeing too many people flocking to his video just to write death threats or other rather harsh words, and I hope everyone understands that such reactions are never the right answer to a "drama."
You should make a minecraft version of those houses at halloween where the candy is unsupervised but has a sign reading "please take ONE :)" with random but funny consequences
Potential title names: Too many USELESS Redstone Machines Many More USELESS Redstone Machines MOOOOORREE USELESS Redstone Machines I made too many USELESS Redstone Machines The Most USELESS Redstone Machine
DUDE... first of all finnally new badjur video and second please please please try the finals its chaotic fun and honestly just a great game its perfect for you
10 seconds in and gerg is already torturing defenseless animals. Truly a man of his word.
Fr
lol
Wel then isn't he like killing he's own kind
miss this guy like you wouldn't believe
And insulting technoblades legacy
1:00 american trap
1:47 staring contest
2:44 crypto investing simulator
5:09 washing machine
5:56 chinese water torture
7:29 chrome music lab
8:25 small ben (time machine)
8:46 tesco
I love this comment so much. All of these are as accurate as it gets
10:14 Amir reference
@@RealSistu Amir reference, sir!
American trap 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Antoni-s8o whats that word mean?
You should tweet less. It's bad for your reputation.
yeah I thought his entire persona thing was just to be an ironic asshole but turns out he might just be an actual asshole
Let him. It let's people see how bad he is
what?
He's always been an asshole, people should know that lmao
what did he do?
Please don't die on this hill, Gerg. You're genuinely funny and entertaining, a lot of people love your videos. One genuine apology can clean this up.
Fuck that never apologize the people you're apologizing to will never be happy anyways.
Fr I love his unhinged content his personality is so unique compared to others, I really want a sincere apology so we could skip this mess and move on..
@@0.0.0.04yeah,I honestly think he’s one of the only RUclipsrs who don’t force their personalities into something similar to other popular RUclipsrs-literally any tiny apology could get rid of this mess
He did do an apology by saying his tweets were idiotic and did a donation.
He's also a racist. In the snapshot video he said he liked the whiter pig better than this p---er
I always find it funny when Gerg casually flies past random insane builds that make you wonder what he could possibly be using them for.
Like the twin towers in the background...
@@chriszethird "He" will not be happy about this.
i enjoyed your content for a while because i do see the entertainment value in your videos and all but for the love of god your comment on the way a loved person who has passed is being remembered was absolute shit. grief is remembrance and as someone who has lost their best friend last yearn i genuinely hope you don’t ever lose someone that close and loved by you.
Well said
Very well said
Add shulkers to the staring contest. That way you have to try and reflect shulker bullets without looking too far away.
No no, that would give it a use. We don't like useful things
I smell a minigame
@@reaperwithnoname I see a minigame
@@CreatorProductionsOriginal I taste a minigame
@@CreatorProductionsOriginal i hear a minigame
Redstone tutorial? In 2025? Really beating a dead horse here, gerg
gerg is unironically very ethical. he makes sure to properly credit his redstone. well done gerg.
this comment is going to piss him off, isn't it.
Maybe
he insulted tommyinnit for respecting technoblade, so i wouldnt call him ethical
Now he's gonna speedrun doing a ton of redstone contraptions without any credits
he has always credited his redstone though, like his roulette wheel
Im confused by his comment lol
Was that video bad or something?
2:06 don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They're fast, faster than you can believe. Don't look away, don't turn your back and don't blink.
Who said that again?
Weeping angel ah moment
DOCTOR WHO?!
@@stupiditiusmaximus the 10th doctor from doctor who
Doctor? Doctor who?
Didn't you already make a video on redstone machines? Seems like beating a dead horse to me.
Gerg suddenly becomes A.M when making the redstone torture.
exactly what i thought
Inverted AM, as he’s a human torturing a machine.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU JUST HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE 'REDSTONE'
"suddenly"
@@_gergyour not going to address it are you?
Most realistic part about the stock market is that the chicken can bail out and abandon the stock market, leaving everyone to lose everything they've invested as the graph will never go up
7:22 " ToDaY's SpOnSoR Is **BETTER HELP** " 💀👌🏽
the "annoying cake eater" trap has potential
I don’t know anything about this guy, but didn’t Minecraft come out like a decade ago?
How long are you going to dance around old content?
Bro really thinks minecraft is irrelevant now
@@MrDuckIsHappy it's a joke, look at what gerg tweeted
@@MrDuckIsHappy Woooosh.
Gerg’s canon appearance has been revealed
Omg, hello Badeline from the hit game Celeste
Yeah
What exactly is the issue you have with crediting others for redstone designs?
CraftyMasterman made a video about Awesamdude’s stolen redstone on the Dream SMP and I think Gerg was just joking about it
Gerg, it’s only because the dreamsmp member claimed repeatedly he designed that door, when he did not. He even called it his brainchild. You’d know that if you watched the damn video
It's clearly a joke. that's his whole humor being sarcastic. you would know if you watched HIS videos.
@@bananamanduh3171the issue is many viewers that watch this will get the wrong impression. Because how many people do you think will assume it is sarcasm correctly? You know how people are. That’s not even including the people with social problems or disabilities. Regular people make that mistake very often
@@m-ydaydon’t tell me that this pig is very serious, does it mean that this is the same pig who made a 9/11 joke somehow is literally being serious and unironic?
@@m-yday As an autistic man, I don't need people to vouch for the world to be dumbed down. I'd rather be treated by others as a normal person, and use that as motivation to learn more about people so I can keep up. I can imagine many others will share the same sentiment. If I'm always treated like I can't understand others, then I won't be able to.
@@WandaBread I too am an autistic man, and I do understand what you mean. But we currently live in a seriously anti-intellectual world, where vast amounts of people can be easily misled if you don’t make things explicitly clear. I honestly am not sure which way Gerg meant for his comment to be taken. So I’m not going to say it is one or the other. But I’d hope it would be clearer for the people who have already been misunderstanding Crafty’s video.
We wouldn’t want to further muddy the waters
can't wait for somebody to play bad apple on that music box
Bad apple is only for displays, it would be castlevania I think
@@abielrehthe song can be played
the stock market machine is actually so cool wth
Its also kind of dumb because theres no time limit, meaning you just need to sit there until it increases
@@derrrick1407 this is why chickens and buttons are not used globaly at stock markets since 2008
also when the chicken lays an egg...
@omgdodogamer4759 Stone pressure plates don’t get triggered by items :)
@@Minty7602 oh nice, didnt know that
The shot fired at “better” “health” pleased me greatly. Heres one moneys.
I will NOT use this for therapy
@@_gerg donate this to the charity man
I know nothing about this guy
But didnt his channel die like 5 months ago?
How long is he going to dance around plagarism and bad ideas for money and subs?
138k people seem to think otherwise, but you can spit out whatever your heart desires
@@Bupboy keep sucking bro👍
what
@@Bupboy you dont get it do you
"Leave it sufferring - FOREVER" *pauses* "Today's sponsor better help" Hilarious
I remember suggesting the stock minigame on the discord a while back, glad to see it come to life!
Gerg should be put into the end rod machine
What the fuck
"I forgot the service fee" was the best joke
I too hate it when i bake a nice fresh cake and just so happen to accidentally leave it in a featureless blank grass field
>Buys Stocks
>Price immediately plummets
Typical Gerg with his own inventions
2:00 „Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T blink.“
Doctor?
Doctor?
Who?
@@birdspacito30 doctor who?
Who?
Bro went from torturing redstone to getting sponsored by a therapy company
8:24 Congratulations Gerg! You just made Wintergatan in Minecraft!
The economy being decided by a chicken is absolutely the most realistic way gerg could have represented it. Well done.
5:57 WHAT DID THE POOR REDSTONE DUST DO TO DESERVE THIS??? 😭😭😭
it stopped working properly
"your character doesnt blink"
Bdubs:
Lad, that was such a bad take. You are still entertaining but bro what was that?
"Even Raysworks doesn't claim to have invented you." 🤣
Mini game idea: in a pale garden, one player is secretly allocated the Creak. They get 5 Creaking Hearts. Hidden throughout the biome are loot chests. The other players are called Survivors, by the way. If the Creak dies somehow, the survivors win, and vice versa. I call the mini game Creak.
that one wrongly placed stripped spruce log is going to make me go insane
I have gone back and fixed it in the build, just for you
@@_gergaddress the tweets
ew
bot B)
@fatmario420 huh?
@MalPractice236 first of all, your comment has an unreasonable amount of likes, second. the sentence in the comment doesn't even give a good reason why it has a lot of likes, so with those in mind i guarantee that the message on the comment was stolen by someone else, and that it was like botted(which most bot comments are like)
@ brother i just dont like gerg i promise you its not that deep lol, i dunno why it has a bunch of likes though lol
@@fatmario420You clearly don’t know that Gerg did something bad, do ya?
Gerg: “It can be used to torture parrots as well!”
Me, slowly looking at my pet bird in the room:
Please make pt.2 of your minigames tier list, it was really fun to watch and i would really like to hear your opinion about your minigames.
Gerg: Obviously it’s easy because your character doesn’t blink
Bedrock players: are you sure about that?
this man’s redstone is never useless
I audibly said "Wake up babe,new Gerg video just dropped" in Gerg's distinct accent...yea don't ask
2:26 is that Wallace?
Bro payed nearly a stack of diamonds for food from a company and then gave a dirt block as tip
Thinking about Redstone? Since when was I thinking?
Hello, a genius idea occurred to me. You can make an emergency mechanism that uses sand to make an indestructible door that regenerates itself.
I have been playing minecraft since the beginning and watching redstone tutorials nearly as long.
How did I only discover you today and how are you already my favorite redstoner in the universe?
Why are we mad at gerg? Im lost
Tweets mocking Technoblade’s death and mocking charity
@PooperBoi not mocking he really just didn't watch the video. I just think it was a misunderstanding, he doesn't seem like a bad person
@@domestraticgdnah he knew, they literally told him, and he said it was ridiculous and called it “beating a dead horse”. He straight is disrespecting a dead guy, it’s crazy.
@@Just_some_random_person_yeah hes doing anything BUT disrespecting tecnho bh
@@domestraticgd given the context it seems he either had dirt poor reading comprehension or was just being a blithe asshole
I don’t know why, but I’m stuck thinking about how to improve that stock market “game” to make it more interesting. (And profitable.)
For starters, when you buy a stock, you get a piece of paper that represent the stock you bought, so you can have different people buy the same stock.
Then you could slow the feed tape down to only advance a few times a Minecraft day so players can buy stock then have to wait and back later to see if they made profit.
And finally, you could link multiple stock machines together to a central Dimond bank for you to collect. Build an entire stock exchange with multiple stocks that players can have “fun” trying to make a profit on the stock markets. While you rake in the real money as everyone buys your worthless paper.
Gerg is the only one who can get away with saying "thanks for your eyeballs" instead of "thanks for watching"🤣
My theraphist:
‘Realistic thumbnail Gerg cant hurt you, he doesnt exist.’
Realistic Thumbnail Gerg:
NOOO WHAT DID I MISS 😭😭 I was asleep and didn't see the thumbnail :(
@ he looked to the right, flicked a lever and then looked to the left and got shot by an arrow from the left, but it was a realistic pig face and body
"useless redtone machine" builds an entire music making device
Dearest regards _gerg, but could you be at utmost kindness as to create a video encircled entirely on the torture of innocent (minecraft) animals. Why wouldn't mind if it was in real life, but sadly paperwork does not go that far.
The time machine really made me hope that there’s one called a “time machine” and it brings you into the future. It can transport you 10 seconds into the future by making you wait for 10 seconds then spitting you back out.
4:02
Well that's a power I didn't know I had.
could you please move a little to the left
move to the right and never move left. crash the economy
How the hell do you got me feeling bad for 1 REDSTONE DUST
Everyone just chill out with the hate for a bit. Yeah, gerg made a mistake and doubled down on it so I understand why everyone is so upset, but that doesn't mean you should be sending this much hate towards him. I don't think that being unaware of a situation should result in so much hatred towards him. It's fine if you don't accept the apology he gave out, but at least be understanding of his mistake you know? I'm seeing too many people flocking to his video just to write death threats or other rather harsh words, and I hope everyone understands that such reactions are never the right answer to a "drama."
Everyone is obsessed and very emotionally sensitive nowadays
what did he do?
A good day is a day with a gerg upload
36 minutes is amazing dude
More gerg content to distract me from my responsibilities
best gerg series ever shake my head win nothing
You’re the maxlevelidot of Minecraft
imagine hacking the stock market with just wheat seeds to force higher or lower prices
Congrats, you’ve made a sharpsichord
You should make a minecraft version of those houses at halloween where the candy is unsupervised but has a sign reading "please take ONE :)" with random but funny consequences
You got yourself a new subscriber
9:15 you should not comeback to your cookie addiction
He's actually torturing the redstone. You're a truly respectable redstone god gerg
Ah, I love cleaning my armor at the LAUNBROMAT.
love the thumbnail art! :D
It looks normal?
@@fatmario420thumbnail change
either that or A/B testing idk
gerg doesn't mess with crafty just like joker doesn't mess with the IRS
8:13 dang a useful invention
Watch next episode be called «Even EVEN more USELESS redstone machines»
You could hook up the cake trap to an ender pearl stasis chamber so you can immediately 'deal' with the thief
"you have to credit your redstones now, or you get executed"
Programers: OUR CODE
The better help joke is brillant. 500% support ragging on that hellish spyware.
NOOOOOO, HE CHANGED THE GERG INTRO. IT'S SO *SIPOVER!*
You know it’s gonna be a terrible day when you see a Gerg upload
The thumbnail made me pause for a second and look whose channel it was.
Anyways, good thubnail!
the staring contest thing could be made into a mini game where you fight against the minecart camera changes or sm idk
Love the stock market mini game
i love your vocabulary
This is already a banger🔥🔥🔥
Potential title names:
Too many USELESS Redstone Machines
Many More USELESS Redstone Machines
MOOOOORREE USELESS Redstone Machines
I made too many USELESS Redstone Machines
The Most USELESS Redstone Machine
“Today’s Sponsor is better help” I AM DYING 😂
2679 in 18 minutes? thats more than none good enough
Talks about redstone showcasing an iron farm that requires 0 redstone
Thanks, now I know what to do if I accidentally leave my cake in a featureless blank grass field!
MOM WAKE UP GREG POSTED PART 3 OF USELESS REDSTONE MACHINES
This is the best one yet!
10:25 That right there is called domestic terrorism.
This nasa guy is an invasive species
I’m a little bit angered At you meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow, lol
DUDE... first of all finnally new badjur video and second please please please try the finals its chaotic fun and honestly just a great game its perfect for you
0:36 Don't worry Gerg, we all are a little weird. your just... special...
6:35 the blackstone should be replaced by some see-through block, so the repeaters can see their death.
I learned more about real world economics from this video than college
8:20 is not useless, I genuinely see this being quite useful with an extended feed tape and more note blocks