Massive shoutout to @Niesn, who I didn't get a good chance to mention in my video, but he made a great video where he made 1.7 million cookies. ruclips.net/video/ScGwMg0sZgs/видео.html
here's a little trick for you: if the video contains some sort of challenge, and the title is a question, like "can i do __?". They failed. If they succeeded, the title would be a statement, like "I did ___"
A dealer never consumes. What an idiot, he will never recover if he keeps consuming. He is the seller, he must not consume. There is an addiction risk, if he becomes addicted, he will not sell the product, he will become the idiot addicted consumer.
3:32 Hey so the math here is wrong because this isnt exactly what happened. Eggs have a 1/8 chance of spawning a baby. Assuming you got a chicken from every egg, yeah it would be a 0.003% chance. However, eggs ALSO have a 1/256 chance of spawning 4 chickens. Watching it frame by frame, you got 1 chicken from your first egg and 4 chickens from your second. That specific event happening is about .049%. However, if you want the odds of getting 5 chickens from 5 eggs, those odds shoot up a ton to around 0.263% Heres the math: 5×4×(256/1)×(1/8)×(256/223)^3 + (1/8)^5*(255/256)^5
@@magicalchicken5667 Yeah not exactly. While you ARE right that the code has it at 1/32, the chances are multiplicative. Every egg that spawns a baby chicken is a 1/8 and after that theres a 1/32 chance that it spawns 4 baby chickens. 8*32 is 256
never thought id see gerg baking cookies, crushing them, making coke lines and snorting them all because of a minecraft video about making two million brown pixelated circles
>pig minecraft youtuber >starts a war over who can produce the most food >starts insane industrial production of said food history repeats itself I see
8:40 You can absolutely automate wheat farming without player interaction. Use hoppers under the farmland to pick up the wheat that is getting broken by a farmer, sort out the wheat seeds from the wheat and recycle the seeds back to the villager, who can then continue planting the seeds and break more wheat. Slow but absolutely automatic.
its better to not put hopper and just let the farmer try to give it to his wife but stealing it right before she can catch it with hopper minecarts or whatever
also, how did he get the cookies to that storage setup? he briefly mentions that time was wasting needing to sort/store the cookies, but didn't explain how they were somehow moved to an array of double chests with no hoppers on them. even if he sorted through them by hand, where were they stored before that? the bottom of his machine appears to feed into just 2-3 double chests?
This is likely a different world to get a clip since he would be burning his stuff and he didn’t have any of his stuff. Also it still is a lazy mistake.
eh who gives a shit, at the end of the day it's an entertaining video and that's the point of it all. Plus, why stop a hypothetical possibility because he did the stupid and stepped into a death box
3:07 "Day six was quite efficient" A man that had that lost tens of hours making cookies in game about squares talking about efficiency is just hillarious.
10:34 my brother in christ you are using item filters to filter out the items you need... why are you filtering out the trash instead of letting it pass and flow into fire naturally?
if I had a nickel every time someone with a pig skin did a competition over who got the most of a virtual food item, I'd only have two nickels. which isn't a lot but its weird how it happened twice
His Majesty is really showering us with love and gifts in the form of this content! Im loving the video so far. His Majesty seems even more glorious, majestic and positive than usual!
Massive shoutout to @Niesn, who I didn't get a good chance to mention in my video, but he made a great video where he made 1.7 million cookies.
ruclips.net/video/ScGwMg0sZgs/видео.html
cookie moment.
You should make more videos like this it'd be fire
@@_gerg I love your channel the British accent and shit I love it keep up the good work mate
ahaha its not 2M cookies lozer skill issue
I thought you won :(
I can't wait for Rek and Jaron to collab and collect like 50 million cookies in 100 days.
Cookies made from melons? A horrifying thought...
Jungle farm boys
5 million melons and 5 million cookies perhaps?
well then who would gerg collab with to beat them?
@@chear8145well, there’s one guy I knew
1:02 here in cookie civilization, no one attempts the 1 million cookies in 100 days, its safer for the 100k cookies in 100 days.
YES
"It begins."
-Grandma
COOKIE CLICKER REFERENCEEEEEEE
COOKIE CLICKER!!!
Hey guys I got the bingo research center, when will grandmpocolyoes happen. I got on a cookie craze recently
@@ThatAsianPenguinjust keep buying the research upgrades
@ bet I’ve already bought 2
here's a little trick for you: if the video contains some sort of challenge, and the title is a question, like "can i do __?". They failed. If they succeeded, the title would be a statement, like "I did ___"
sometimes they just lie, which is fun
me when i forget lying exists
True
Literally opposite of the borderlands community
I've seen 100 videos with a title like this and only seen 2 or 3 of them fail
I did not expect snorting cookie powder
The cookie dealing grows
NEED.. MORE… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
I want some
@@ThatAsianPenguin grows restlessly
A dealer never consumes. What an idiot, he will never recover if he keeps consuming. He is the seller, he must not consume. There is an addiction risk, if he becomes addicted, he will not sell the product, he will become the idiot addicted consumer.
3:32 Hey so the math here is wrong because this isnt exactly what happened. Eggs have a 1/8 chance of spawning a baby. Assuming you got a chicken from every egg, yeah it would be a 0.003% chance. However, eggs ALSO have a 1/256 chance of spawning 4 chickens. Watching it frame by frame, you got 1 chicken from your first egg and 4 chickens from your second. That specific event happening is about .049%. However, if you want the odds of getting 5 chickens from 5 eggs, those odds shoot up a ton to around 0.263%
Heres the math:
5×4×(256/1)×(1/8)×(256/223)^3 + (1/8)^5*(255/256)^5
camman18 every stream: this egg will drop 4 chickens
gerg:
The odds of a chicken spawning are 1/16
@@BIRD0L153 wanna bet?
@@MrFiveHimself According to the code, both of you were wrong in some way. It is indeed 1/8 for 1 chicken, but 1/32 for 4.
@@magicalchicken5667 Yeah not exactly. While you ARE right that the code has it at 1/32, the chances are multiplicative. Every egg that spawns a baby chicken is a 1/8 and after that theres a 1/32 chance that it spawns 4 baby chickens. 8*32 is 256
This is the stuff I think about when I try to fall asleep
accurate
nice roast
you didn't even wash the vid my guy
@@meme.supplier1 guys how did he not watch the video 💀 he’s probably talking about the title you dyslexic asses
Rekrap moment
never thought id see gerg baking cookies, crushing them, making coke lines and snorting them all because of a minecraft video about making two million brown pixelated circles
i think theyre more orange tbh
>pig minecraft youtuber
>starts a war over who can produce the most food
>starts insane industrial production of said food
history repeats itself I see
DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
xactly what I was going to comment
certified Animal Farm moment
now we await for the cancer to kick in
12:57 he grabbed it with his bare hands...
he also baked his camera btw...
Eh don't worry about it. He's the most sane British man.
3:46 is probably Gerg's entire mindset: "Of course it's inhumane, they aren't human!"
As if he treats other human humane enough, he probably enslaves them
He himself is a pig...
Average minecraft redstone ""farm"" designer
well, he's a f***ing pig. (his skin. facebook dont sue me (I can imagen they would))
and gerg is a pig, not a human either
8:40 You can absolutely automate wheat farming without player interaction. Use hoppers under the farmland to pick up the wheat that is getting broken by a farmer, sort out the wheat seeds from the wheat and recycle the seeds back to the villager, who can then continue planting the seeds and break more wheat. Slow but absolutely automatic.
its better to not put hopper and just let the farmer try to give it to his wife but stealing it right before she can catch it with hopper minecarts or whatever
@@MaxiCubi that gives bread, not wheat
@@DiegoGG98764 i dont think so but i could be wrong
@@MaxiCubiyou are indeed wrong,it gives bread
@@arthurservilheri4311 did they give wheet at some point ?
"Nah id redstone"
- Mumbo Jumbo probably
redstone moment
Vietnam Potato flashbacks*
babe, I'm about to redstone...
Through out mining and crafting I alone am the redstoner mumbo
@@lukecasaus3338 he redstone'd, in other words, he redbust (its nnn i dont recommend doing dis)
Love the use of Break The Rules from Payday 2 in the montage! 12:22
cookie clicker players: look at what he needs to mimic a fraction of our cookies
True
You mean an atom of their cookies?
Yes
What is a cookie clicker😶🌫️
@@Talha312 game
7:55 most real minecraft video in 2024:
@@Historicalbird and how do you know that? Bc later in the challenge hes using the same inventory
he's also in creative mode at 12:25
also, how did he get the cookies to that storage setup? he briefly mentions that time was wasting needing to sort/store the cookies, but didn't explain how they were somehow moved to an array of double chests with no hoppers on them. even if he sorted through them by hand, where were they stored before that? the bottom of his machine appears to feed into just 2-3 double chests?
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@@athath2010yes
I love how insane Greg has went since he first started making content XD
fr i love *greg*
G R E G
Greg is my fav content creator
@@belvideer22this isnt danny
@@beforedrrdpr ???
Lets try 6 million in 4 years
I tried I only made 271k
i was searching for this
my shoah radar just went 109%!
🕎✡️🇮🇱🤔
@@marcustulliuscicero5559💀
My hungry ass is probably gonna eat the whole supply in 5 minutes
which one? 8:14
I think you should get your "hungry ass" checked out. food is supposed to go in your mouth, not to your ass
@@OneHourMusicOffical all of it
Only?
make it 2
7:39 bro got the british scared out of him here
You are ROCKING the irl content, holy shit that montage was a work of art
My minecraft youtuber, who is most definitely not shady cookie dealer!!!
Can you make 6 million minecraft cookies in 5 minecraft years?
was tryna find this comment
@@Nelex5000same lmao
I tried I was only able to make 271k
🤕
THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
Minecraft cookie clicker edition
> "It's the perfect seed!"
> Still takes too long to gather materials
This was genuinely fun to watch. That making cookie montage feels like what real life Gerg would ACTUALLY do
2 million cookies??? In 100 Minecraft days??? But I only have enough furnaces to cook 271k cookies...
Ngl I think Gerg might be the cookie monster
6,000,000 cookies in 4 years? Best I can do is 400k
OY VEY
271k
13:02 is nuts bro
Awesome editing tho
Can you bake 6 million batches of cookies in the oven between the years 1939-1945?
was looking for this comment lol
12:38 bro actually started making cookies
Are you insane? 6 million in only 4 years! We don’t have that many ovens, the highest you can expect is 271,301.
Finally found this type of joke here, was getting bewildered why I wasn't seeing it anywhere 😅
THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
This is gonna be the rekrap melon series soo over again!
Never loose your cookies ⚡️⚡️
271
“Of course it’s inhumane, they aren’t human.”
-Mao Zedong, probably
‘Probably’ lol
The US government doing inhumane experiments on black people:
I thought abraham lincoln said that
Mao did nothing wrong. Please consider doing your own research instead of echoing what other people say
@ 50 million corpses would like to disagree with you.😊
can you contain 6 million cookies in 44 thousand chests in 6 years?
i knew this video was gonna attract holocaust deniers but its still scary how fast i found some
Oy vey
@@maxg971found a villager
@@maxg971“scary“. Why are you people always afraid of everything? Grow a pair
@@maxg971hmmm... hmmm... hmmmm... hmhm! hmmm... hmmm
the cookie god is now a cookie civilian
13:10 cookie dealer goes hard
8:15 I'm sorry emergency poop supply?
yeah if the power is out how are you gonna order dookie online?
what do you think is jn the cookies?
Well, of course. What if you run out.
You don't have one?
6 million cookies in 5 years next
I did this challenge and could only muster 271k cookies...
6 million cookies in 5 years?? best i can do is 271k
Lmao, have you tried the wooden door method?
6 million minecraft cookies in 500 days? impossible it can only be a maximum 270k cookies
👃
“Here in cookie civilization no one jumps for the coco bean. It’s better to do the one block jump for the wheat.”
4:20 "What else could a pig dream for?"
me> "Potatoes"
6 million in 5 years all i can do is 271k 😔
4 million cookies in 4 years? Eith only 10 furnaces???
14:08 u good
now do 6 million in 3 years
He would probably do max 271k
14:15 , the face of the most unhinged man alive
But does it make sense to make 6 million cookies with only 10 ovens working 24/7???
Gotta love the PD2 break the rules
no way he grabbed the cookies from the oven with his bare hands lol
the camera was in the oven, so it was clearly not hot
Instead of having a goal, it should just be "how many cookies can you make in 100 days?"
3:28 I think you might have actually gotten the rare 4 chickens from one egg spawn
which would significantly improve the odds of it happening, as three eggs would be duds
They look like they spawned in at different times, so I think it was one per egg.
yep, the first egg, if you look closely, spawned 4 chickens
sending people to the moon 🤝 baking 6 million cookies in 5 years
"We don't have the technology anymore"
5:42 That’s what you look like?
GERG FACE REVEAL
Yes, alot younger than i thought😂
Yes, he also showed his face in the video where he threatened Mojang with a flintlock because the hitboxes of boats are weird
I honestly had this mental image of him being bald lol
@@Link_5963lol me too
7:55 Set own game mode to Survival Mode
Huh
This is likely a different world to get a clip since he would be burning his stuff and he didn’t have any of his stuff. Also it still is a lazy mistake.
Erm, Actually☝️🤓
eh who gives a shit, at the end of the day it's an entertaining video and that's the point of it all. Plus, why stop a hypothetical possibility because he did the stupid and stepped into a death box
@@ParagonQuille real
Jesus Christ, Gerg is even more insane IRL.
Now try six million cookies in four years... Am I the only one who had This thought whenever they saw the title?
You ain’t the only one
New video idea: Restraining Caseoh from eating 2 Million Cookies in 10 real life milliseconds
2 million cookies? In 100 days? That doesn't really seem possible with the number of furnaces you have. A more realistic number is 271k.
Reported for anti-villagerism
Yep, you're getting edged to
"This website uses 2 million cookies."
Maybe the real 2 Million cookies was the Jarons we beat along the way.
bro might me too addicted to cookies in that montage
I could see this escalating into a total all out war between all three youtubers to see who can get the most cookies in a 100 days
3:07 "Day six was quite efficient"
A man that had that lost tens of hours making cookies in game about squares talking about efficiency is just hillarious.
Seeing RUclipsrs fight like this will never get old
10:34 my brother in christ you are using item filters to filter out the items you need... why are you filtering out the trash instead of letting it pass and flow into fire naturally?
He needs the seeds
Real life Gerg is incredibly unhinged
diabetes advocate
You've turned minecraft into Cookie Clicker
13:29 bro's on the cookie black market
Gerg is like the evil minecraft version of Vsauce
you remind me of a certain dictator of ww2 wich i really like
During the montage, Gerg looks very happy to have outsmarted 15 year olds
I’m waiting for a aCookieGod collab as we speak…
Also: 🐷
👨✈️
12:56 *casually touches 350° metal pan*
Cookie themed minigame next?
12:56 bro is pulling the hot metal plate out of the oven like it's nothing
3:32 i remember the fact, I got 4 chickens from 1 egg, when I played pocket edition
Try making 6 million cookies seems impossible right now
i can only bake 271k
Casual Gerg Cookie Cartel Montage😂😂😂
This is a cinematic masterpiece
The Cookie Monster watching this video: 🤤😢
if I had a nickel every time someone with a pig skin did a competition over who got the most of a virtual food item, I'd only have two nickels. which isn't a lot but its weird how it happened twice
14:13 IN THE NINE CIRCLE OF HELL DO NOT OPEN THIS GAME!!! YOU WILL GET ADICTED SO QUICKLY!!!
3:41 DIABOLICAL QUOTE LMFAOOO
5:00 Despite being a couple years old now, Caves and Cliffs never stops feeling amazing.
12:10 is that break the rules from the payday 2 soundtrack??
Never in my life could I have come up with the perfect response of: "of course it's inhumane, they aren't human." This is why I love this channel.
His Majesty is really showering us with love and gifts in the form of this content! Im loving the video so far. His Majesty seems even more glorious, majestic and positive than usual!
Oh boy here we go egain starting a new war between gerg & Jaron
13:06 Baking Bad
im curious if you used that song because you played payday 2 or did you just type "breaking rules song" or something into the search bar
I have done the secret ending, thats how much ive played payday 2
@@_gergcrime enthusiast
Wonder if you could bake 6 million Minecraft cookies in 5 years… 🤔
Pov:Grandma