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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @Tetraverse
    @Tetraverse 2 месяца назад +1097

    they aren't useless if they work

    • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
      @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr 2 месяца назад +80

      You sound like you’re trying to sell me supplements.

    • @Commonroadduckspoon
      @Commonroadduckspoon 2 месяца назад +56

      I work and I'm useless

    • @DevMan2342
      @DevMan2342 2 месяца назад +24

      use·less
      /ˈyo͞osləs/
      adjective
      not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
      "a piece of useless knowledge"
      work
      /wərk/
      noun
      1.
      activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
      "he was tired after a day's work".

    • @DevMan2342
      @DevMan2342 2 месяца назад +6

      If it’s useless, it doesn’t work.

    • @Aldueja
      @Aldueja 2 месяца назад +17

      china factory typa slogan 💀

  • @dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064
    @dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064 2 месяца назад +233

    4:30 Not so fast. Think about this; you need to be a trained stalemate associate to push that button. -GLaDOS

    • @Herobrinegrn1
      @Herobrinegrn1 Месяц назад +6

      PART 5, BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

    • @krazykool4337
      @krazykool4337 Месяц назад +3

      I WANTED TO WRITE THAT COMMENT

    • @dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064
      @dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064 Месяц назад +1

      @@krazykool4337 then do it. Nobody has a monopoly on commented ideas.

    • @in4init3vr
      @in4init3vr Месяц назад

      But it.. it said "manual core replacement required!"

    • @gamer__dud10
      @gamer__dud10 Месяц назад

      JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS SIN, CHRIST JESUS PAID THE PRICE FOR YOU TO HAVE AN ETERNAL LIFE, THIS WILL SLOWLY DESTROY YOUR HUMANITY YOUR DIGNITY AND YOUR LIFE.
      O People, Christ Jesus will set you free and wants to have a TRUE Relationship to your life so that you may save your life from the Fires, Truly truly i say to you: non of us people deserve to go to hell, but the Good God had Mercy on us and has give his only begotten SON so that we may be with him in Heaven and feel Heaven in this world.

  • @DaPrettyFungi
    @DaPrettyFungi 2 месяца назад +378

    that contraption that doesn't like to be turned off reminded me of that part in portal 2 with the button, you know?

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 месяца назад +153

      That button is what its based off! It gave me the idea!

    • @Mr.Bready
      @Mr.Bready 2 месяца назад +6

      I was going to say that lol

    • @Tsunamicat108
      @Tsunamicat108 2 месяца назад +19

      stalemate resolution button

    • @CertifiableGuy
      @CertifiableGuy Месяц назад +4

      Well, atleast that machine cant betray me halfway through the story

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhhh5850
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhhh5850 Месяц назад

      i had the same thought

  • @InterestingNam3
    @InterestingNam3 2 месяца назад +219

    Oh, _gerg, there is no such thing called “too much torture!”

    • @papyrus9089
      @papyrus9089 Месяц назад

      yeah everyone crazy

    • @gamer__dud10
      @gamer__dud10 Месяц назад

      Δοξάστε τον Ιησού, τον ίδιο που μπορεί να σας σώσει από τον αιώνιο θάνατο. Αν απλώς αφήσετε όλη την εμπιστοσύνη σας σε Αυτόν, θα βρείτε την αιώνια ζωή. Αλλά, μπορεί να ντροπιαστείτε όπως ντροπιάστηκε Εκείνος. Αλλά μην ανησυχείτε, γιατί η Βασιλεία των Ουρανών πλησιάζει, και εναπόκειται σε εσάς να επιλέξετε αυτόν τον κόσμο ή Αυτόν / Παράδεισο ή Κόλαση.
      «Πηγαίνετε λοιπόν και κάντε μαθητές όλα τα έθνη, βαφτίζοντάς τα στο όνομα του Πατέρα και του Υιού και του Αγίου Πνεύματος, *διδάσκοντάς τους* να τηρούν όλα όσα σας έχω προστάξει· και ιδού, είμαι μαζί σας πάντα, ακόμη και μέχρι το τέλος της εποχής». Αμήν."
      - Ιησούς
      -Ματθαίος 28:19-20

  • @Kepler42BMP
    @Kepler42BMP 2 месяца назад +119

    3:11 if you want to make it more useless you can just stop people from skipping songs after 3 skips

    • @ll_ll-xr7sx
      @ll_ll-xr7sx 2 месяца назад +16

      Or make you see an add to skip

    • @snowball2280
      @snowball2280 2 месяца назад +7

      Add in your own music discs and play them randomly in the cycle before burning the discs they selected

    • @Alpha_2-6
      @Alpha_2-6 Месяц назад +5

      Force the songs to be in a random order and then add 57 songs it plays beforehand and show you 25 ads throughout

    • @codergirlgames
      @codergirlgames Месяц назад +3

      You know, to add realism

    • @Mister_Sun.
      @Mister_Sun. Месяц назад +4

      And make the shuffle button completely useless

  • @Waltnut
    @Waltnut 2 месяца назад +48

    6:06 that's not an 8-ball. That's a hate-ball.

  • @The_Untitled
    @The_Untitled Месяц назад +16

    The jukebox one is actually useful
    And the chomper is plain cool

  • @Jimijamcrafting
    @Jimijamcrafting 2 месяца назад +87

    honestly the mouth chomping guy is something you would see coming straight out of hermitcraft

    • @ZippyGiggleFanny
      @ZippyGiggleFanny Месяц назад +3

      The bot copying this comment got more likes 💀

  • @OuchieWahWah
    @OuchieWahWah 2 месяца назад +135

    5:50 Ah, good old police brutality.

    • @Sr._Funnerber
      @Sr._Funnerber Месяц назад

      Nah, that's just every single white American whenever they see someone that isn't the same race and color as them.

    • @ElijahTalley
      @ElijahTalley Месяц назад

      Nah

  • @Astertious-
    @Astertious- 2 месяца назад +152

    The way he said "Vitamin A" felt off.

    • @Tyranid_Hive_Mind
      @Tyranid_Hive_Mind 2 месяца назад +9

      Did he pronounce it as Vi-tah-min eyy?

    • @Sandyy_sandy
      @Sandyy_sandy 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Tyranid_Hive_Mind thats how i say it

    • @Pinkcircleguy
      @Pinkcircleguy 2 месяца назад +16

      didn't he say vitamin D? or am i just horribly deaf?
      Edit: turns out i was horribly deaf. oh god

    • @sumynona.01
      @sumynona.01 2 месяца назад +16

      @@Pinkcircleguy isnt it meant to be vitamin D? or am i just horribly stupid?

    • @Little-rb6rb
      @Little-rb6rb 2 месяца назад +7

      @@sumynona.01 it is vitamin d, and why didnt he just use glass?

  • @NoahNoah-qr2qh
    @NoahNoah-qr2qh 2 месяца назад +50

    "at nighttime things get a bit more frisky"

    • @heh._.86
      @heh._.86 2 месяца назад +10

      "The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night......."

    • @DaveMillerOldSport
      @DaveMillerOldSport 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@heh._.86I WAS THINKING THAT OMG

  • @MrNoob_TheOne
    @MrNoob_TheOne 2 месяца назад +173

    Bro wtf 💀 0:11

    • @Astertious-
      @Astertious- 2 месяца назад +26

      If the carrot fits.

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 2 месяца назад

      I mean his skin is a pig sooooo...

    • @PizzaStuf
      @PizzaStuf 2 месяца назад +22

      ​@@Astertious- if there's a pig hole
      There's a pig goal

    • @map5756
      @map5756 2 месяца назад +12

      💀

    • @ARealTaco
      @ARealTaco 2 месяца назад

      What I would pay to be that pig 🤤

  • @wooloobutbrave9151
    @wooloobutbrave9151 2 месяца назад +24

    Gerg gets more unhinged every video and i think sipover was the catalyst

  • @Zomplexx
    @Zomplexx 2 месяца назад +82

    0:52 Vitamin D is the one you get from the Sun, not Vitamin A. That shows that your mum is probably right

    • @ChrisW101
      @ChrisW101 2 месяца назад +4

      Iwas boutta comment but nvm

    • @nullut2000
      @nullut2000 Месяц назад +5

      I think it’s satire lol

    • @Sushi_Exotique
      @Sushi_Exotique 20 дней назад

      I was searching for this comment lol

  • @edwinmaster7326
    @edwinmaster7326 Месяц назад +13

    7:04 redstoners will do anything but use a daylight sensor

  • @DooblerFlooper
    @DooblerFlooper 2 месяца назад +52

    0:52 isn’t the vitamin you get from sunlight vitamin D?

  • @cloudylightmc5765
    @cloudylightmc5765 21 день назад +4

    0:12 Gerg breeding himself with a pig?!?!?

  • @ClickBrickstudios
    @ClickBrickstudios 2 месяца назад +21

    4:13
    Go press it.
    Don’t do it.
    Yes do do it.
    Don’t press that button you don’t know what you’re doing.
    I think she’s lying.

  • @Dtos1
    @Dtos1 2 месяца назад +24

    Greg’s next video- how to torture people “in minecraft”

  • @Frostsuit
    @Frostsuit 2 месяца назад +18

    I don't think gerg understands the definition of useless

  • @adibmario04
    @adibmario04 Месяц назад +3

    6:36 "no it will never happen, nothing ever happens" that was the most relatable thing i ever heard

  • @DillerwithI
    @DillerwithI Месяц назад +8

    8:00
    "I'm pissing on the MOON"
    -eggman

  • @babch0
    @babch0 2 месяца назад +14

    gerg making my second school day morning a bit better

  • @piotrkaczmarek6777
    @piotrkaczmarek6777 2 месяца назад +9

    4:24 literally that one button during the portal 2 final boss

  • @SillierPutty
    @SillierPutty Месяц назад +5

    7:42 biblically accurate guardian

  • @mauroabeijontubio3700
    @mauroabeijontubio3700 Месяц назад +11

    0:43 DarkviperAU reference 🤨

  • @Springfreddy29
    @Springfreddy29 Месяц назад +3

    Greg has no filter 😂
    And I respect that

  • @yes_I_am_a_channel
    @yes_I_am_a_channel Месяц назад +1

    I have a feeling that this guy slowly becomes more insane each video

  • @soypagain
    @soypagain 2 месяца назад +26

    i think "mum" might be a scam, i got a text yesterday that was like "YOUR GRANDPA JUST DIED, URGENT". how gullible do they think we are??

    • @Commonroadduckspoon
      @Commonroadduckspoon 2 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, grandpa is fine, especially after I covered his stairs in butter

    • @mosescheung5794
      @mosescheung5794 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Commonroadduckspoonmy grandpa's last words were "DON'T MOVE THAT FUCKING LADDER" how inspiring

  • @everybodyants
    @everybodyants Месяц назад +2

    That self - blocking light? That's just DO *NOT* PRESS THAT BUTTON!

  • @Spasive
    @Spasive 2 месяца назад +14

    5:49 Bro that villager is not even black😭

  • @mogo-wc7xw
    @mogo-wc7xw 29 дней назад +1

    5:50 Greg becomes a cop

  • @TeleportD-Minecraft
    @TeleportD-Minecraft 26 дней назад +1

    0:53 "You can just feel the vitimin a" It's VITAMIN and the vitamin you get from sunlight is vitamin d

  • @lucashill7612
    @lucashill7612 2 месяца назад +8

    You should make a My Summer Car mini game in tribute to our good friend Martin’s trip to Finland

  • @B0nQweeQwee
    @B0nQweeQwee Месяц назад +2

    Gerg makes me so “exited” whenever he uploads

  • @Nightmare-h7c
    @Nightmare-h7c Месяц назад +4

    6:58 show days played in settings is basically just crying

  • @Doomsman-VII
    @Doomsman-VII 2 месяца назад +3

    5:50 That was some really good self defense there. One could almost think you to be an American.

  • @eventuel4987
    @eventuel4987 2 месяца назад +4

    The roof that comes when it's raining is actually one I would totally build

  • @funnyfish1982
    @funnyfish1982 Месяц назад +1

    1:45 For a second I thought someone is calling

  • @pason6811
    @pason6811 2 месяца назад +8

    you need to add ads on jukefy for realism

  • @Right_Sune
    @Right_Sune 2 месяца назад +2

    0:52 "You can feel all the vitamin A" bruh you get vitamin D from the sun 😂

  • @Ziadalblawy
    @Ziadalblawy 2 месяца назад +13

    your welcome 8:27

  • @gnerfitoo9328
    @gnerfitoo9328 2 месяца назад +5

    4:39 this one gives me portal 2 vibes

  • @SquidTheAeon
    @SquidTheAeon 2 месяца назад +4

    The jukeify is actually pretty clever and useful

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 Месяц назад +1

    gerg: MMM you can just feel the vihtamin A!

  • @auroralynplaton4397
    @auroralynplaton4397 2 месяца назад +8

    0:29 me too bud me too.

  • @burgersfrompigs
    @burgersfrompigs 2 месяца назад +8

    Its been a month since the last mini game gerg,

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 месяца назад +7

      Next video, promise! i know its been a while, I got some good ideas to share

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 2 месяца назад +1

      Who cares about mini games when i get to watch gerg scream at his redstone for 8 minutes?

  • @Copperite
    @Copperite Месяц назад +1

    "and some gold blocks aswell"
    -drops in gold ingots

  • @shayleng225
    @shayleng225 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro has gone out so little that he thinks sunlight gives vItAmIn A🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonylovesmusic
    @tonylovesmusic 2 месяца назад +2

    7:13 omg the villager clock 😂😂😂

  • @thegiantenemyspider1
    @thegiantenemyspider1 2 месяца назад +1

    imagine swimming with a giant ominous tower floating above the pool

  • @CzytaSieTylkoBarry
    @CzytaSieTylkoBarry Месяц назад +1

    In Poland we have such a proverb: uf something Is stupid And it works then it's not stupid

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 Месяц назад

    This feels like a Mechanic's board meeting conversation

  • @pokekidjrgaming1480
    @pokekidjrgaming1480 Месяц назад +1

    at 0:51 he says all that vitamin A mmmmm. when sunlight is vitamin D

  • @SUBTOPOWERCAT90
    @SUBTOPOWERCAT90 Месяц назад +4

    5:17 just explode the door

  • @ZackSabbath11-lg6xe
    @ZackSabbath11-lg6xe 2 месяца назад +3

    Its 11:45 and I need to get up at 6 am. But, but gerg.

  • @k-dashtv
    @k-dashtv Месяц назад +2

    0:02 Patient 0 starts talking to himself again...

  • @aussiebox
    @aussiebox Месяц назад +1

    Wait, jukeify isn’t useless… it sounds great!!!

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 2 месяца назад +8

    1:49 im not sure thats useless, given a problem and given a solution, its convoluted but hey it works

  • @fantamanvr-mm8fd
    @fantamanvr-mm8fd Месяц назад +1

    4:12 "please press the stalemate resolution button"

  • @JamesAustin-kq9gi
    @JamesAustin-kq9gi Месяц назад

    the pool "ah yess the design is very human"

  • @danos74
    @danos74 2 месяца назад +1

    0:53 according to my calculations is vitamin D

  • @Chocolate_cooki3
    @Chocolate_cooki3 Месяц назад

    That jukebox machine is legitimately excellent tho

  • @Shotgundude1
    @Shotgundude1 2 месяца назад +1

    That retractable roof would just dump a ton of water on you the next time it opened.

  • @JoshTruesdell-d7f
    @JoshTruesdell-d7f 2 месяца назад +5

    Man your redstone is so creative all I can make is piston doors 😭

  • @Dempoi
    @Dempoi 2 месяца назад +1

    0:50 you dont get vitamin A from sunlight you get vitamin D

  • @jaden_kys
    @jaden_kys Месяц назад +2

    Cant even make a joke in 2024

  • @I-make-random-videos-e4g
    @I-make-random-videos-e4g Месяц назад +2

    8:27 thanks for ur eyeballs

  • @galaxytsd
    @galaxytsd 2 месяца назад +1

    "So if i was to set the time to midnight the doors automatically lock"
    "LET ME THROUGH 👹👹👹IM GONNA ROB YOU 👹👹👹"

  • @ITZ_CHEEZE
    @ITZ_CHEEZE 2 месяца назад +2

    Love the intro Gerg, keep it up lol

  • @ARealTaco
    @ARealTaco 2 месяца назад

    “Let me through I’m gonna rob you!” That came from the soul damn

  • @Olivercatstile
    @Olivercatstile Месяц назад +1

    Can you make a mechanism that takes materials like iron from chests/furnaces, etc., using a hopper, to take it to a crafter who converts it into iron nuggets and then into chains, or diamonds into hoes? i think that would be a GOOD prank

  • @towerofangels
    @towerofangels Месяц назад

    Gerg created a machine, that doesn't want to be stopped working.
    CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU CREATED LIFE IN MINECRAFT

  • @mxaa9776
    @mxaa9776 3 дня назад

    4:40 this is literally like the stalemate resolution button from portal 2. Except it's a lever and doesn't resolve anything

  • @vikthororbista6024
    @vikthororbista6024 Месяц назад

    Gerg is basically Minecraft's own Version of Vsauce's Michael

  • @bellslimes
    @bellslimes 2 месяца назад

    “No axolotls were harmed in the making of this video” lookin ahhhh 💀

  • @aaronMinceRaft
    @aaronMinceRaft 2 месяца назад +1

    Greg, I CHALLENGE YOU to remake the puzzles in Soggy Cave from Minecraft Dungeons!!

  • @Cactus-Cactaceae
    @Cactus-Cactaceae Месяц назад

    4:47
    Damn, this build is one of my favorites in the video. Maybe it would be cool to have a world download with some of the builds in the video

  • @SirCheese69
    @SirCheese69 Месяц назад +2

    2:15 you should put some emerald blocks in that

  • @x0000-j4j
    @x0000-j4j Месяц назад

    That's not useless, thats ART

  • @Cookie-y3h
    @Cookie-y3h 2 месяца назад

    Why must I be bestowed upon this information

  • @NataliaLizak-cb7nv
    @NataliaLizak-cb7nv 2 месяца назад +2

    "If something is stupid, but it works, then it might not be so stupid"
    -me 👍

  • @superotter99
    @superotter99 Месяц назад

    I actually like jukify, and the chomping down metals one was so funny.

  • @thecreeperE
    @thecreeperE 17 дней назад +1

    3:00 i actually did something like this a while ago

  • @Omar.joo.2
    @Omar.joo.2 Месяц назад +1

    Gerg is smart with redstone and technoblade is strong and has biq
    If techno was alive they would make the strongest pig team ever

  • @AdrianDaWeeb
    @AdrianDaWeeb 2 месяца назад +1

    Never let Gerg eat a carrot.

  • @SkinowMix
    @SkinowMix Месяц назад +1

    Gerg im big fan can you make tutorial for jukeify i really liked it and i would built it at my own world

  • @Josua687
    @Josua687 Месяц назад +1

    5:51 Very American 🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @JohnnyPederson
    @JohnnyPederson Месяц назад

    Jukebox machine actually sounds really fun, I like listening to music discs all the time but it’s annoying to replace disks every few minutes

  • @Sushi_Exotique
    @Sushi_Exotique 20 дней назад +2

    why not just use a daylight sensor? 7:11

  • @KrazyFerKolorz
    @KrazyFerKolorz 24 дня назад

    the jukeify one was actually pretty cool

  • @efekos
    @efekos 19 дней назад

    3:50 I can swear to god that he spent at least an hour trying to get the right order to do this scene but I can't prove it.

  • @LauritsK.
    @LauritsK. Месяц назад

    "Drew, drew, drew, drew, drew, drew, boop" - gerg

  • @Ky-kx2hd
    @Ky-kx2hd Месяц назад

    Okay that death star was awesome 😂

  • @JrGarlic
    @JrGarlic Месяц назад +1

    Bro really said "v-I-t"-tuh-muhn instead of vai-tuh-muhn. Thats wild

  • @2Dnoxrqm
    @2Dnoxrqm 2 месяца назад +23

    As an NPC I can confirm that Gerg should hire MOJANG.

    • @Kubix_cube
      @Kubix_cube Месяц назад +2

      Bro is from camman18

  • @Ryor97
    @Ryor97 Месяц назад

    finally, jukeify, a music player without ads

  • @miladsh139
    @miladsh139 Месяц назад

    Bro does not know that sun will provide vitamin d to the budy 0:45

  • @LegoDudeQ
    @LegoDudeQ 2 месяца назад +2

    3:00 Jukeify isnt useless, its fenomenal!

  • @PhantHope
    @PhantHope Месяц назад

    Now that I can do redstone, I understand these