JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS SIN, CHRIST JESUS PAID THE PRICE FOR YOU TO HAVE AN ETERNAL LIFE, THIS WILL SLOWLY DESTROY YOUR HUMANITY YOUR DIGNITY AND YOUR LIFE. O People, Christ Jesus will set you free and wants to have a TRUE Relationship to your life so that you may save your life from the Fires, Truly truly i say to you: non of us people deserve to go to hell, but the Good God had Mercy on us and has give his only begotten SON so that we may be with him in Heaven and feel Heaven in this world.
use·less /ˈyo͞osləs/ adjective not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome. "a piece of useless knowledge" work /wərk/ noun 1. activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result. "he was tired after a day's work".
Δοξάστε τον Ιησού, τον ίδιο που μπορεί να σας σώσει από τον αιώνιο θάνατο. Αν απλώς αφήσετε όλη την εμπιστοσύνη σας σε Αυτόν, θα βρείτε την αιώνια ζωή. Αλλά, μπορεί να ντροπιαστείτε όπως ντροπιάστηκε Εκείνος. Αλλά μην ανησυχείτε, γιατί η Βασιλεία των Ουρανών πλησιάζει, και εναπόκειται σε εσάς να επιλέξετε αυτόν τον κόσμο ή Αυτόν / Παράδεισο ή Κόλαση. «Πηγαίνετε λοιπόν και κάντε μαθητές όλα τα έθνη, βαφτίζοντάς τα στο όνομα του Πατέρα και του Υιού και του Αγίου Πνεύματος, *διδάσκοντάς τους* να τηρούν όλα όσα σας έχω προστάξει· και ιδού, είμαι μαζί σας πάντα, ακόμη και μέχρι το τέλος της εποχής». Αμήν." - Ιησούς -Ματθαίος 28:19-20
MORTY MORTY WE GOTTA DESTROY THIS LEVER WITH A SINGLE PISTON, BUT WE CANT JUST BREAK THE LEVER MORTY, WE HAVE TO FLIP IT AND BREAK IT WITH THE PISTON MORTY OR YOU’LL DIE MORTY
Can you make a mechanism that takes materials like iron from chests/furnaces, etc., using a hopper, to take it to a crafter who converts it into iron nuggets and then into chains, or diamonds into hoes? i think that would be a GOOD prank
4:30 Not so fast. Think about this; you need to be a trained stalemate associate to push that button. -GLaDOS
PART 5, BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
I WANTED TO WRITE THAT COMMENT
@@krazykool4337 then do it. Nobody has a monopoly on commented ideas.
But it.. it said "manual core replacement required!"
JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS SIN, CHRIST JESUS PAID THE PRICE FOR YOU TO HAVE AN ETERNAL LIFE, THIS WILL SLOWLY DESTROY YOUR HUMANITY YOUR DIGNITY AND YOUR LIFE.
O People, Christ Jesus will set you free and wants to have a TRUE Relationship to your life so that you may save your life from the Fires, Truly truly i say to you: non of us people deserve to go to hell, but the Good God had Mercy on us and has give his only begotten SON so that we may be with him in Heaven and feel Heaven in this world.
7:04 redstoners will do anything but use a daylight sensor
Daylight sensor is less accurate than villagers sleeping.
6:06 that's not an 8-ball. That's a hate-ball.
they aren't useless if they work
You sound like you’re trying to sell me supplements.
I work and I'm useless
use·less
/ˈyo͞osləs/
adjective
not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
"a piece of useless knowledge"
work
/wərk/
noun
1.
activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
"he was tired after a day's work".
If it’s useless, it doesn’t work.
china factory typa slogan 💀
Oh, _gerg, there is no such thing called “too much torture!”
yeah everyone crazy
Δοξάστε τον Ιησού, τον ίδιο που μπορεί να σας σώσει από τον αιώνιο θάνατο. Αν απλώς αφήσετε όλη την εμπιστοσύνη σας σε Αυτόν, θα βρείτε την αιώνια ζωή. Αλλά, μπορεί να ντροπιαστείτε όπως ντροπιάστηκε Εκείνος. Αλλά μην ανησυχείτε, γιατί η Βασιλεία των Ουρανών πλησιάζει, και εναπόκειται σε εσάς να επιλέξετε αυτόν τον κόσμο ή Αυτόν / Παράδεισο ή Κόλαση.
«Πηγαίνετε λοιπόν και κάντε μαθητές όλα τα έθνη, βαφτίζοντάς τα στο όνομα του Πατέρα και του Υιού και του Αγίου Πνεύματος, *διδάσκοντάς τους* να τηρούν όλα όσα σας έχω προστάξει· και ιδού, είμαι μαζί σας πάντα, ακόμη και μέχρι το τέλος της εποχής». Αμήν."
- Ιησούς
-Ματθαίος 28:19-20
@gamer__dud10 what
3:11 if you want to make it more useless you can just stop people from skipping songs after 3 skips
Or make you see an add to skip
Add in your own music discs and play them randomly in the cycle before burning the discs they selected
Force the songs to be in a random order and then add 57 songs it plays beforehand and show you 25 ads throughout
You know, to add realism
And make the shuffle button completely useless
honestly the mouth chomping guy is something you would see coming straight out of hermitcraft
The bot copying this comment got more likes 💀
0:12 Gerg breeding himself with a pig?!?!?
Greg is a pig.
Well he is one ¯\_(ツ) _/¯
But forcibly tho 💀
@@Di_Felix1 *gerg
Poor Melissa, never being the same again
5:50 Ah, good old police brutality.
Nah, that's just every single white American whenever they see someone that isn't the same race and color as them.
Nah
Well to be fair, he is a pig
I mean hes always been a pig
that contraption that doesn't like to be turned off reminded me of that part in portal 2 with the button, you know?
That button is what its based off! It gave me the idea!
I was going to say that lol
stalemate resolution button
Well, atleast that machine cant betray me halfway through the story
i had the same thought
The jukebox one is actually useful
And the chomper is plain cool
The way he said "Vitamin A" felt off.
Did he pronounce it as Vi-tah-min eyy?
@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind thats how i say it
didn't he say vitamin D? or am i just horribly deaf?
Edit: turns out i was horribly deaf. oh god
@@Pinkcircleguy isnt it meant to be vitamin D? or am i just horribly stupid?
@@sumynona.01 it is vitamin d, and why didnt he just use glass?
6:36 "no it will never happen, nothing ever happens" that was the most relatable thing i ever heard
"at nighttime things get a bit more frisky"
"The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night......."
@@heh._.86I WAS THINKING THAT OMG
Yeah
I AM THE NIGHT
0:52 Vitamin D is the one you get from the Sun, not Vitamin A. That shows that your mum is probably right
Iwas boutta comment but nvm
I think it’s satire lol
I was searching for this comment lol
mom and why is no one correcting him saying vitamin wrong
Gerg gets more unhinged every video and i think sipover was the catalyst
8:00
"I'm pissing on the MOON"
-eggman
0:52 isn’t the vitamin you get from sunlight vitamin D?
r/woooosh
Thats the joke i think
Hes a mc yter he wont know 😅
Aww shucks
No is vitamin h
4:13
Go press it.
Don’t do it.
Yes do do it.
Don’t press that button you don’t know what you’re doing.
I think she’s lying.
Ah someone got the reference 😁
Bro wtf 💀 0:11
If the carrot fits.
I mean his skin is a pig sooooo...
@@Astertious- if there's a pig hole
There's a pig goal
💀
What I would pay to be that pig 🤤
I don't think gerg understands the definition of useless
4:24 literally that one button during the portal 2 final boss
3:50 I can swear to god that he spent at least an hour trying to get the right order to do this scene but I can't prove it.
0:53 "You can just feel the vitimin a" It's VITAMIN and the vitamin you get from sunlight is vitamin d
First off all: He’s British or from a country with that accent
Second: it is pronounced like vi-ta-min not Vi (Pronounced like v-eye) Tah min
Not in the us
Still, Gerg is British, he speaks in British English.
@@TeleportD-Minecraft Yeah, it’s not in the US but it is in Britain
Also it’s satire nerd
5:50 That was some really good self defense there. One could almost think you to be an American.
5:50 Greg becomes a cop
The death star is pretty sick ngl
But it has a tiny flaw.
That hatch at the top
It is too small, you need a bigger ventilator shaft.
gerg making my second school day morning a bit better
I have a feeling that this guy slowly becomes more insane each video
The roof that comes when it's raining is actually one I would totally build
You should make a My Summer Car mini game in tribute to our good friend Martin’s trip to Finland
i think "mum" might be a scam, i got a text yesterday that was like "YOUR GRANDPA JUST DIED, URGENT". how gullible do they think we are??
Yeah, grandpa is fine, especially after I covered his stairs in butter
@@Commonroadduckspoonmy grandpa's last words were "DON'T MOVE THAT FUCKING LADDER" how inspiring
Yep
0:52 "You can feel all the vitamin A" bruh you get vitamin D from the sun 😂
4:39 this one gives me portal 2 vibes
Greg has no filter 😂
And I respect that
Gerg makes me so “exited” whenever he uploads
That self - blocking light? That's just DO *NOT* PRESS THAT BUTTON!
MORTY MORTY WE GOTTA DESTROY THIS LEVER WITH A SINGLE PISTON, BUT WE CANT JUST BREAK THE LEVER MORTY, WE HAVE TO FLIP IT AND BREAK IT WITH THE PISTON MORTY OR YOU’LL DIE MORTY
7:42 biblically accurate guardian
The jukeify is actually pretty clever and useful
5:49 Bro that villager is not even black😭
Wth do you mean?
Are you racist, Spasive?
@@Adnah6 Its an edgy joke.
😂😂😂😂😂😐
4:40 It reminds me of portal 2 section that glados does not let you press a button
7:13 omg the villager clock 😂😂😂
0:02 Patient 0 starts talking to himself again...
Can you make a mechanism that takes materials like iron from chests/furnaces, etc., using a hopper, to take it to a crafter who converts it into iron nuggets and then into chains, or diamonds into hoes? i think that would be a GOOD prank
4:24 reminds me of that portal 2 section
STEP FIVE, BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
you need to add ads on jukefy for realism
You should have to input a stack of emeralds every 10 skips
Greg’s next video- how to torture people “in minecraft”
whos greg
*gerg
0:43 DarkviperAU reference 🤨
Peak reference
Very nice
Im not gunna lie, a playlist in minecraft is cool
3:14 I've actually been looking for something like this for months
Props to this guy for surviving a whole year just to show us this. 7:38
Bro has gone out so little that he thinks sunlight gives vItAmIn A🤣🤣🤣
gerg: MMM you can just feel the vihtamin A!
the pool "ah yess the design is very human"
6:58 show days played in settings is basically just crying
This feels like a Mechanic's board meeting conversation
they have the use of taking all of the space in ur house so u use galanizad square steel
"So if i was to set the time to midnight the doors automatically lock"
"LET ME THROUGH 👹👹👹IM GONNA ROB YOU 👹👹👹"
Love the intro Gerg, keep it up lol
imagine swimming with a giant ominous tower floating above the pool
“Let me through I’m gonna rob you!” That came from the soul damn
In Poland we have such a proverb: uf something Is stupid And it works then it's not stupid
That retractable roof would just dump a ton of water on you the next time it opened.
"and some gold blocks aswell"
-drops in gold ingots
0:29 me too bud me too.
Cant even make a joke in 2024
5:50 American police when they see a random black dude minding his own business
If you make the top edge of the pool out of upside down waterlogged stairs, then the water fills back in once you break the concrete
1:49 im not sure thats useless, given a problem and given a solution, its convoluted but hey it works
4:47
Damn, this build is one of my favorites in the video. Maybe it would be cool to have a world download with some of the builds in the video
“No axolotls were harmed in the making of this video” lookin ahhhh 💀
4:40 this is literally like the stalemate resolution button from portal 2. Except it's a lever and doesn't resolve anything
Its 11:45 and I need to get up at 6 am. But, but gerg.
1:45 For a second I thought someone is calling
Greg, I CHALLENGE YOU to remake the puzzles in Soggy Cave from Minecraft Dungeons!!
Never let Gerg eat a carrot.
That's not useless, thats ART
Gerg is basically Minecraft's own Version of Vsauce's Michael
4:41:
That last set of pistons clearly didn't get the memo 😂😂
6:43: Jeez, you're a bit of a bully arent you Magic 8 Ball
That jukebox machine is legitimately excellent tho
Its been a month since the last mini game gerg,
Next video, promise! i know its been a while, I got some good ideas to share
Who cares about mini games when i get to watch gerg scream at his redstone for 8 minutes?
for the jukeify machine: remember to put an ad before every song. Also add a timer so you only can skip 6 songs per hour
at 0:51 he says all that vitamin A mmmmm. when sunlight is vitamin D
Man your redstone is so creative all I can make is piston doors 😭
5:15 if your getting chased and your door just shut 😅
Jukebox machine actually sounds really fun, I like listening to music discs all the time but it’s annoying to replace disks every few minutes
Gerg created a machine, that doesn't want to be stopped working.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU CREATED LIFE IN MINECRAFT
4:35 now it just needs a bomb so that when che- someone presses it, it blows up. Just make sure you block the moon from view....
you should call them "inators" like Dr. Doofemshmirtz
4:12 "please press the stalemate resolution button"
0:53 according to my calculations is vitamin D
When your house is a convertible
I wasn't aware Gerg was in the running for Prime Minister
0:50 you dont get vitamin A from sunlight you get vitamin D
As an NPC I can confirm that Gerg should hire MOJANG.
Bro is from camman18
"Drew, drew, drew, drew, drew, drew, boop" - gerg
I actually like jukify, and the chomping down metals one was so funny.
4:07 best redstone invention ever, I would love to make one.
finally, jukeify, a music player without ads