use·less /ˈyo͞osləs/ adjective not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome. "a piece of useless knowledge" work /wərk/ noun 1. activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result. "he was tired after a day's work".
JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS SIN, CHRIST JESUS PAID THE PRICE FOR YOU TO HAVE AN ETERNAL LIFE, THIS WILL SLOWLY DESTROY YOUR HUMANITY YOUR DIGNITY AND YOUR LIFE. O People, Christ Jesus will set you free and wants to have a TRUE Relationship to your life so that you may save your life from the Fires, Truly truly i say to you: non of us people deserve to go to hell, but the Good God had Mercy on us and has give his only begotten SON so that we may be with him in Heaven and feel Heaven in this world.
Δοξάστε τον Ιησού, τον ίδιο που μπορεί να σας σώσει από τον αιώνιο θάνατο. Αν απλώς αφήσετε όλη την εμπιστοσύνη σας σε Αυτόν, θα βρείτε την αιώνια ζωή. Αλλά, μπορεί να ντροπιαστείτε όπως ντροπιάστηκε Εκείνος. Αλλά μην ανησυχείτε, γιατί η Βασιλεία των Ουρανών πλησιάζει, και εναπόκειται σε εσάς να επιλέξετε αυτόν τον κόσμο ή Αυτόν / Παράδεισο ή Κόλαση. «Πηγαίνετε λοιπόν και κάντε μαθητές όλα τα έθνη, βαφτίζοντάς τα στο όνομα του Πατέρα και του Υιού και του Αγίου Πνεύματος, *διδάσκοντάς τους* να τηρούν όλα όσα σας έχω προστάξει· και ιδού, είμαι μαζί σας πάντα, ακόμη και μέχρι το τέλος της εποχής». Αμήν." - Ιησούς -Ματθαίος 28:19-20
Can you make a mechanism that takes materials like iron from chests/furnaces, etc., using a hopper, to take it to a crafter who converts it into iron nuggets and then into chains, or diamonds into hoes? i think that would be a GOOD prank
they aren't useless if they work
You sound like you’re trying to sell me supplements.
I work and I'm useless
use·less
/ˈyo͞osləs/
adjective
not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
"a piece of useless knowledge"
work
/wərk/
noun
1.
activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
"he was tired after a day's work".
If it’s useless, it doesn’t work.
china factory typa slogan 💀
4:30 Not so fast. Think about this; you need to be a trained stalemate associate to push that button. -GLaDOS
PART 5, BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
I WANTED TO WRITE THAT COMMENT
@@krazykool4337 then do it. Nobody has a monopoly on commented ideas.
But it.. it said "manual core replacement required!"
JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS SIN, CHRIST JESUS PAID THE PRICE FOR YOU TO HAVE AN ETERNAL LIFE, THIS WILL SLOWLY DESTROY YOUR HUMANITY YOUR DIGNITY AND YOUR LIFE.
O People, Christ Jesus will set you free and wants to have a TRUE Relationship to your life so that you may save your life from the Fires, Truly truly i say to you: non of us people deserve to go to hell, but the Good God had Mercy on us and has give his only begotten SON so that we may be with him in Heaven and feel Heaven in this world.
that contraption that doesn't like to be turned off reminded me of that part in portal 2 with the button, you know?
That button is what its based off! It gave me the idea!
I was going to say that lol
stalemate resolution button
Well, atleast that machine cant betray me halfway through the story
i had the same thought
Oh, _gerg, there is no such thing called “too much torture!”
yeah everyone crazy
Δοξάστε τον Ιησού, τον ίδιο που μπορεί να σας σώσει από τον αιώνιο θάνατο. Αν απλώς αφήσετε όλη την εμπιστοσύνη σας σε Αυτόν, θα βρείτε την αιώνια ζωή. Αλλά, μπορεί να ντροπιαστείτε όπως ντροπιάστηκε Εκείνος. Αλλά μην ανησυχείτε, γιατί η Βασιλεία των Ουρανών πλησιάζει, και εναπόκειται σε εσάς να επιλέξετε αυτόν τον κόσμο ή Αυτόν / Παράδεισο ή Κόλαση.
«Πηγαίνετε λοιπόν και κάντε μαθητές όλα τα έθνη, βαφτίζοντάς τα στο όνομα του Πατέρα και του Υιού και του Αγίου Πνεύματος, *διδάσκοντάς τους* να τηρούν όλα όσα σας έχω προστάξει· και ιδού, είμαι μαζί σας πάντα, ακόμη και μέχρι το τέλος της εποχής». Αμήν."
- Ιησούς
-Ματθαίος 28:19-20
3:11 if you want to make it more useless you can just stop people from skipping songs after 3 skips
Or make you see an add to skip
Add in your own music discs and play them randomly in the cycle before burning the discs they selected
Force the songs to be in a random order and then add 57 songs it plays beforehand and show you 25 ads throughout
You know, to add realism
And make the shuffle button completely useless
6:06 that's not an 8-ball. That's a hate-ball.
The jukebox one is actually useful
And the chomper is plain cool
honestly the mouth chomping guy is something you would see coming straight out of hermitcraft
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5:50 Ah, good old police brutality.
Nah, that's just every single white American whenever they see someone that isn't the same race and color as them.
Nah
The way he said "Vitamin A" felt off.
Did he pronounce it as Vi-tah-min eyy?
@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind thats how i say it
didn't he say vitamin D? or am i just horribly deaf?
Edit: turns out i was horribly deaf. oh god
@@Pinkcircleguy isnt it meant to be vitamin D? or am i just horribly stupid?
@@sumynona.01 it is vitamin d, and why didnt he just use glass?
"at nighttime things get a bit more frisky"
"The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night......."
@@heh._.86I WAS THINKING THAT OMG
Bro wtf 💀 0:11
If the carrot fits.
I mean his skin is a pig sooooo...
@@Astertious- if there's a pig hole
There's a pig goal
💀
What I would pay to be that pig 🤤
Gerg gets more unhinged every video and i think sipover was the catalyst
0:52 Vitamin D is the one you get from the Sun, not Vitamin A. That shows that your mum is probably right
Iwas boutta comment but nvm
I think it’s satire lol
I was searching for this comment lol
7:04 redstoners will do anything but use a daylight sensor
0:52 isn’t the vitamin you get from sunlight vitamin D?
r/woooosh
Thats the joke i think
Hes a mc yter he wont know 😅
Aww shucks
No is vitamin h
0:12 Gerg breeding himself with a pig?!?!?
4:13
Go press it.
Don’t do it.
Yes do do it.
Don’t press that button you don’t know what you’re doing.
I think she’s lying.
Ah someone got the reference 😁
Greg’s next video- how to torture people “in minecraft”
whos greg
*gerg
I don't think gerg understands the definition of useless
6:36 "no it will never happen, nothing ever happens" that was the most relatable thing i ever heard
8:00
"I'm pissing on the MOON"
-eggman
gerg making my second school day morning a bit better
4:24 literally that one button during the portal 2 final boss
7:42 biblically accurate guardian
0:43 DarkviperAU reference 🤨
Peak reference
Very nice
Greg has no filter 😂
And I respect that
I have a feeling that this guy slowly becomes more insane each video
i think "mum" might be a scam, i got a text yesterday that was like "YOUR GRANDPA JUST DIED, URGENT". how gullible do they think we are??
Yeah, grandpa is fine, especially after I covered his stairs in butter
@@Commonroadduckspoonmy grandpa's last words were "DON'T MOVE THAT FUCKING LADDER" how inspiring
That self - blocking light? That's just DO *NOT* PRESS THAT BUTTON!
5:49 Bro that villager is not even black😭
Wth do you mean?
Are you racist, Spasive?
@@Adnah123 Its an edgy joke.
😂😂😂😂😂😐
5:50 Greg becomes a cop
0:53 "You can just feel the vitimin a" It's VITAMIN and the vitamin you get from sunlight is vitamin d
You should make a My Summer Car mini game in tribute to our good friend Martin’s trip to Finland
Gerg makes me so “exited” whenever he uploads
6:58 show days played in settings is basically just crying
5:50 That was some really good self defense there. One could almost think you to be an American.
The roof that comes when it's raining is actually one I would totally build
1:45 For a second I thought someone is calling
you need to add ads on jukefy for realism
You should have to input a stack of emeralds every 10 skips
0:52 "You can feel all the vitamin A" bruh you get vitamin D from the sun 😂
your welcome 8:27
You’re🤓☝️
Yro'ue ☝️🤓
4:39 this one gives me portal 2 vibes
The jukeify is actually pretty clever and useful
gerg: MMM you can just feel the vihtamin A!
0:29 me too bud me too.
Its been a month since the last mini game gerg,
Next video, promise! i know its been a while, I got some good ideas to share
Who cares about mini games when i get to watch gerg scream at his redstone for 8 minutes?
"and some gold blocks aswell"
-drops in gold ingots
Bro has gone out so little that he thinks sunlight gives vItAmIn A🤣🤣🤣
7:13 omg the villager clock 😂😂😂
imagine swimming with a giant ominous tower floating above the pool
In Poland we have such a proverb: uf something Is stupid And it works then it's not stupid
This feels like a Mechanic's board meeting conversation
at 0:51 he says all that vitamin A mmmmm. when sunlight is vitamin D
5:17 just explode the door
It Is use less
Its 11:45 and I need to get up at 6 am. But, but gerg.
0:02 Patient 0 starts talking to himself again...
Wait, jukeify isn’t useless… it sounds great!!!
1:49 im not sure thats useless, given a problem and given a solution, its convoluted but hey it works
4:12 "please press the stalemate resolution button"
the pool "ah yess the design is very human"
0:53 according to my calculations is vitamin D
That jukebox machine is legitimately excellent tho
That retractable roof would just dump a ton of water on you the next time it opened.
Man your redstone is so creative all I can make is piston doors 😭
0:50 you dont get vitamin A from sunlight you get vitamin D
Cant even make a joke in 2024
8:27 thanks for ur eyeballs
"So if i was to set the time to midnight the doors automatically lock"
"LET ME THROUGH 👹👹👹IM GONNA ROB YOU 👹👹👹"
Love the intro Gerg, keep it up lol
“Let me through I’m gonna rob you!” That came from the soul damn
Can you make a mechanism that takes materials like iron from chests/furnaces, etc., using a hopper, to take it to a crafter who converts it into iron nuggets and then into chains, or diamonds into hoes? i think that would be a GOOD prank
Gerg created a machine, that doesn't want to be stopped working.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU CREATED LIFE IN MINECRAFT
4:40 this is literally like the stalemate resolution button from portal 2. Except it's a lever and doesn't resolve anything
Gerg is basically Minecraft's own Version of Vsauce's Michael
“No axolotls were harmed in the making of this video” lookin ahhhh 💀
Greg, I CHALLENGE YOU to remake the puzzles in Soggy Cave from Minecraft Dungeons!!
4:47
Damn, this build is one of my favorites in the video. Maybe it would be cool to have a world download with some of the builds in the video
2:15 you should put some emerald blocks in that
That's not useless, thats ART
Why must I be bestowed upon this information
"If something is stupid, but it works, then it might not be so stupid"
-me 👍
I actually like jukify, and the chomping down metals one was so funny.
3:00 i actually did something like this a while ago
Gerg is smart with redstone and technoblade is strong and has biq
If techno was alive they would make the strongest pig team ever
Never let Gerg eat a carrot.
Gerg im big fan can you make tutorial for jukeify i really liked it and i would built it at my own world
5:51 Very American 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Jukebox machine actually sounds really fun, I like listening to music discs all the time but it’s annoying to replace disks every few minutes
why not just use a daylight sensor? 7:11
the jukeify one was actually pretty cool
3:50 I can swear to god that he spent at least an hour trying to get the right order to do this scene but I can't prove it.
"Drew, drew, drew, drew, drew, drew, boop" - gerg
Okay that death star was awesome 😂
Bro really said "v-I-t"-tuh-muhn instead of vai-tuh-muhn. Thats wild
As an NPC I can confirm that Gerg should hire MOJANG.
Bro is from camman18
finally, jukeify, a music player without ads
Bro does not know that sun will provide vitamin d to the budy 0:45
3:00 Jukeify isnt useless, its fenomenal!
Now that I can do redstone, I understand these