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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2024
- Today I'm downloading random games and and free mobile GTA games in chinese and they were surprisingly good. This entire phone was setup just to be DESTROYED by apps and random games from the internet.
Playing random apps is usually not a good idea but it's ok if they're funny games you do it for the funny moments 😂👌
battlepass 👉 / @qzeq
funny ppl 👉 / discord
funny pics 👉 / qzeq
funny tweets 👉 / qzeq
ok streams 👉 / qzeq
running random files from the internet
#qzeq #itchio #apks 
Игры
bro think he 杰里米 · 克拉克森 💀
“You pussy” LIVES KN CHINA
Really 💀💀💀💀
bro leaked name on the cmd 10:21 💀💀
@@karhuvaari8229 omg he actually did. Eagle eyes! 🦅
i know that bro, see you tomorrow
Five nights at shreks hotel 2? I think I’ve seen all life has to offer now
Yeah ikr its the best game
just wait until you find out about five nights at shreks hotel 1
Almost sounds like a threat 🤣
@qzeq hopefully they don't pull a Valve and we get the third one soon
Only OGs remember Five nights at shreks hotel 1
3:26 Škoda mentioned 🔥🔥🔥(my Czech soul got too excited)
2:04 I am Chinese and can confirm that its the minecraft enchanting language.
ㄎㄐㄟㄒ
nah looks more like japanese tho
@@kokodi01 no lol
@@kokodi01 It isnt. I'm fluid in Japanese, English, Chinese and German (Also a bit French) and can confirm that none of these Languages have these characters.
uhhhmm...
did i always knew
that he has changed his phone language into...
..taiwanese?
and he was using a bopomofo keyboard..?
The day I don't see a San Andreas bootleg in a qzeq video, I'll know I've entered a parallel universe.
Наконец-то легендарные ШАХМАТЫ 2 взял на обзор, уважение, Удар, Поднятие🇨🇳🇨🇳
спасибо kriper2004
@@qzeq чего,ты даже его знаешь. Ты что русский?
@@CtxTroll i used google translate for that, i just found his games on itchio 😅😅
@@CtxTroll WHY SO SERIOUS
@@qzeqshouldn't be thanking terrorist country:)))
5:26, love how it completely ignores you setting your age to 2 and asks for personal data lmao
killer clown touches 2 year olds?!?!?!?!?
8:10
"After I uploaded the game, it reached 1,100,000 downloads after 3 days."
🤡
what a legend, no one cares.
@@IRAQI-KNIGHThe was translating from my language to english
wdym no one cares
@@IRAQI-KNIGHTyou're that type of idiots people always can find under the comments...
10:18 as a frequent user of vape kits I can confirm that using one sounds like drinking an empty slush puppy
Haha u suck cuz u vape 😂
6:40 “COOL!” “ĦŒŒ”
😂😂😂
8:05 مو معقول ياللعبة 😂😂
خورافية صح😉
what
احي الفنان😂@@MrwanDev.
9:15 Wu Zi Mu 😂😂😂
I love every minute of this abomination 😂😂😂
Bro sacrificed more than Thor for his yt channel 💀💀💀💀
3:30 Search: 🤨
Gay :SkodaEmoji:
Can we all appreciate the fact that qzeq is sacrificing his phone for our entertainment
He bought this galaxy a13 for VIDEOS
3:24 as a slovak this made me laugh
im chilean and still laughed
4:34 АААА, ПОСХАЛКО
Пасхалко пасхалко! Включай винтеляторы
пасхалочко
what
@@DavidGaming69 it's a Russian meme what has the 14 words number (it starts with 1 and ends in 8 and has 48 in the middle)
2:15 we getting jail for selling weed for this one 🗣📢🔥🔥🔥
Xi Jinping now has your IP address qzeq 💀
my man sacrificing his own phone for us
I dedicated this phone just to melt it with these games 🙏🙏
@@qzeq W
Daily
@@qzeq then you can use it as a frying pan. NICE!
@@qzeq try installing warzone mobile. then it will literally melt your screen and it will just pop of
How did you managed to got a BSOD on a phone 💀💀💀
skill
@@qzeqbig fan 📠
i think it was actually just the bootloader being unlocked
might be wrong tho
qzeq is a highly trained professional
that is not BSOD its samsung download mode
This is Traditional Chinese. In fact, most Taiwanese use this language.
Especially spelled with "Bopomofo"
0:17 love the top gear track. And ofc Qzeq is back
Thank you for uploading it made my day skoda emoji
0:17 top gear ⚙️
Bro you have no idea how patient I was to wait for another video😮💨
Bro just risked his phone like that and think Chinese mafia ain’t gonna come for him
8:27 easy brother 😭🖐🏻
Lets gooo a qzeq video finally!!😂
To fix your Chinese phone
Go to settings and change the language.
when he can’t even understand or read the language?
If the os is smart then tthe lamgueage setting should be always on the same place on the phone so you dont need understand the language to find it.@vmavverick
@@vmavverickhow did he understand the english word in Chinese when he was using translate
he just must go to settings and find icons looking like this: 言语.
That an actual youtube ad was displayed to me, when qzeq clicked on watch ad in the game, was just perfect timing!
Qzec your the reason I watch youtube because your videos are so good you make me laugh every time and your videos are so entertaining
Bro is off the meds💀
Me when I took a fat crap: 6:37 *NICE!*
One video of qzeq a day keeps sadness away☺
5:48 Trần Dần metioned🤯
Noi chuyen zo zan hoa
TỪ NƠI ĐỒNG XANH THƠM HƯƠNG LÚA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯💯🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳
@@hogiahien4151 天书。
i did not expect to hear qzeq mention raldi's crackhouse today
9:42 NAHH I'M DYING😭
it reads like "shahmaty"
Omg. XD You find the craziest games out there, I swear. Well played.
4:15 come speedtest :skoda emoji:
Best 11 minutes of my life, kinda wished for more.
best video ever, thanks qzeq, 10 perkele out of 10
3:58 Elvis prelsey and qzeq on top!
I just watched your last 4 videos that I haven't seen and today you post a new video. Crazy coincidence
Theese phone begging for mercy
everytime qzeq says "gangster" makes me laugh lmao
the fact i just got jumpscared by raldi's crackhouse halfway through the video
Absolutely love your content.
the last raldi thing made me spitt out my drink!!
Wherever I go online, I see this man's coments, this man's posts... That is how I know I went to the wrong places online
3:30 bro forgot to delete his search history skoda emoji
love that the yandex thing was in a scratch project
Istg every video of this guy stretches my smile to the limit, especially this very video, hands down one of the best. I rate this dude five stars
Qzeq always have some random ass ideas to make us laugh
10:48 yes pyatyorchka is everywhere my favorite shop is now it
Yo, you used that tiktok joker also, that's hilarious, love your content man from India ❤
qzeq so meta that I needed to watch an ad when he wanted to watch one😂 Frame perfect
On Samsung changing back to english is easy, open settings and type language in to the search menu, tap the first result and the language select menu appears (works on every display language), i dont know, if this works on other brands like Google Pixel.
i love the top gear style intro
bro just gave his all personal data💀
firstly, your computer was sent to Brazil, now your phone has been taken by china
7:17 tiktok joker . He is from india
💮welcome to China💮
Bro is so chronically online i love him 😭
Bro has too much free time
I love the videos it's very awesome and what a way to end this poor phones suffering
You know the world ends when qzeq finds an actual good gta game
I am extremely happy to see you back 🥳♥️
This MF somehow make me laugh every time😂
Waiting for the video 😂
Deadpool vaping while running, random 3d models everywhere. That's what I call a game
Please post more, makes my week complete
Hey qzeq, can you tell me how to set up a phone like you had set up yours, all configurations along with the network configurations( I don't need the exact info that you set up yours, just in general), so that maybe I can try random stuff too without repurcussions of losing valuable stuff(not the test phone)? I have even more _black market_ stuff 🤣🤣 to try out, but I fear too, maybe I will give them to you as video ideas too
3:05 i am watching
thanks for posting sir ambatublou i was tired of playing cs2
I love your videos I laughed none stop 😂❤❤
That Top Gear intro is such nostalgia
Love your vids bro
I like the use of elvis at 4:00
Man, this Spider-Man game is better than all the Spider-Man games.😂😂🔥
You showed me the worst game you've ever developed bro 😂😂 but wait, next week I'm releasing the best game you've ever developed called "MAN OF STAGE" (yes, that's a marketing comment from me)🙂🔥
best developer on itch io right here
UR BEST DEVELOPER IN ITCH IO BRO
nice job for ur deadpool game i loved it
no way is that real spiderman
❤❤😂@@qzeq
I stg watching this video gave my computer a virus
right when you said sure lets watch a video at 6:05 I got an ad and the closed captions for the ad were on and they were not in english
bro is funny af😂
@6:02 -- Yeah I've been seeing that ad everywhere 😅
It's so nice to hear the Top Gear credits ❤
Best random RUclipsr
1:35 sounds so much like projekt melody
😅 6:43 guys fucking in the helicopter
When Qzeq uploads we watch.
Love the top gear references
Poor phone with all this clean files.😂
truly a skoda emoji moment
🚗 SKODA EMOJI
I'm downloading these onto my grandmas phone later
6:02 Nah man,i literally had an ad right there
Dang Joker looks like Kakyoin from JJBA💀🙏🏼
you sir earned yourself a subscriber
He is the living GOD of all trash games
3:59 yo viva las vegas
Bro this vid make me cry from laughing
BABE WAKE UP. QZEQ UPLOADED!