Minecraft: DON'T TAKE DAMAGE CHALLENGE
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- 8 Stages, half a heart. O deer.
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I think it's safe to say that level three was the most hilarious to watch. Poor Jardon.
No it was just cringy
+MuddyPuddle Considering he has been playing Mc since like, Alpha or Beta, It's a bit disappointing that he has so much experience, but little to know skill.
wow I got 2 likes within 5 minutes
+IsaacMC Stop advertising your channel. Thank you
+IsaacMC Fuck off
I personally have never heard the Capitan curse. That's awesome
Justin Bayless
he curses when he gets Super mad 😂
Justin Bayless if you still haven't heard him curse often, go watch his slender man video titled: Because sweet dreams are overrated
rosario herrera lol
He's cursed for years. I can only remember him swearing back in 2014, since that's when I subbed.
Why do people always like the even likes comment?
😂
Cuz They are Odd Lol!!
obsessive compulsive disorder, that's why
+Sean Larsson that's not how ocd works my friend
+Connor Theriault I would thumbs up this comment but since the comment is on even likes, for the sake of irony I won't.
i can already see the animation video
same
+Armadaninja omg yass
+David Romero yup
Thinking the same thing
+Armadaninja YeaI imagined it when his face turned red on level 3
This unskipable Intel ad is pretty fucking annoying....
+GravelsNotAFood Ad-bock?
+Simon Krantz (Hawkgun) yes the "ad-bock"
get RUclips red
+Sean Larsson I'd rather not pay $10 a month to save 5-30 seconds every other video
+Sean Larsson RUclips red has more options than no ads
The way he goes "HUIT" before any stressful jump
Yep
His face was so red!!!!! LOL
I was laughing the whole entire time he was raging
Ikr!!!!
12:00
He didn't disable jump boost. jump boost doesn't disable fall damage. it just extends it so you won't get hit from normal jumps.
lol I thought u were going to rage quit on level 3 lol
I thought his head was actually gonna explode
12:51 probably tells nick to cut out the rest and just say its the third try, hence the inaudible speech and sudden win. XD XDXD
that was just him mouthing words.... you can hear his breaths...
Richard Kaskiewicz also r you dumb? There is no editing cut ie gameplay or head position
@@hamsteronroids5781 your point was instantly nullified for insulting them
I hate when people have the need to come early to a video and comment the dumbest crap ever. Like please talk about the video or something related to Captain sparklez
Wait for the retards who try to be funny and reply exactly what you dislike
+I'm a Human Being yep that's pretty much youtube comments
+EmortalMarcus Ikr?! Like what's so special about being first? There's nothing about it...
+Adrian James Godoy exactly
Well ur a frickin hypocrite for saying something not about the video
Soon as I started the video, I noticed the map's by the person who made 30 ways to die. Contradicting much?
This is how the Lost feels in Binding of Isaac.
(y)
Well said XD
+Dirkmon97
This is how playing Touhou 7 on easy mode feels like.
+Dirkmon97 nah, in the afterbirth dlc lost is pretty easy. In the original it was one huge pain in the buttox
+foxboyking Sure, but he gets holy mantle only if you donate 879ish coins to the GREED machine..
4:27 for Jordan's response to Shia LaBoeuf.
I'm actually wondering, are there more people watching on a mobile device or computer?
iPad here
Iphone
Samsung Galaxy note 5
+Duckbow im on a laptop
+Otaku King Samsung Galaxy Note 3 XD
2019 GANG
Anyone ?
Xcalius 2020 gang
Chainsaw06 no 2021 Gang make things better screw 2020 and come out with 2021
Hearing him swear is so weird now lol
People should really use the sprint button instead of double-tapping W.
Breaking my pinkie is a small price to pay for more reliable parkour
Am I the only one who reports annoying and self advertising comments?
Nope, I also do report the ANNOYING comments too. Not only here, I find advertising and stuff like that on Dantdm...
SwaggyFruitable YT, That is actually very helpful to our dying community 👍
Umm like what
Ive been trying not to take the lord's name in vain so Ive been so "I swear to bob" and "roddamn". Its really challenging
+SanFranGiants14 Maybe try something something that doesn't sound similer to it. Are you doing it because of religion?
Good job! I believe it is very important to not take the Lords name in vain and I think your way of not taking his name in vain is great! I also commend your bravery for commenting anything related to religion on a RUclips video.
+Lorrelle everyone is entitled to their beliefs, so don't be so shallow minded
+Creeperiscool Hategoogplud you're really offensive. You should learn about religious tolerance. You should also learn how to talk using commas.
+Lorrelle That's basically the same thing, saying something is ridiculous is gonna make someone think that they shouldn't believe in it.
Here in my garage...
With my brand new lomborgini
+GAMER NOOB (IMANNOOB) i read a
+Michael Lewandoski KNALLEJ!!!
It's fun to drive up here in the H011yW00d hi11$
i have 47 Lamborghini's in my Lamborghini account
anybody enjoy his pain? 😂😂😂😂😂
Muscular Cheese no and it’s rude what if you were in that way 😤
Level 3 is the maddest i have ever seen Jordan. He NEVER says "fuck" in his videos, so you know he's pissed here
+Daniel DaCorte Actually, no. He says it all of the time. Especially when he's playing alone or livestreaming. He doesn't hold back swearing anymore.
He says it almost all the time. I pretty much got used to it
Ah these are the days that he didn't worry about demonizeation and let the bad words out freely
The sentence below is right
The sentence above is wrong
This sentence is false.
Paradoxes are fun!
+JBird 7764 **Universe Explodes**
+JBird 7764 describe below and above
This just means that the lower sentence is left.
Wait dies that mean that both are wrong? Nice fucking logic. *super nova*
Great video, as always! Its okay, dude, we all rage sometimes ;D
jardon on the toilet like... (2:10-4:30
This is incredibly unforgiving... I'd have ragequit by level three; I admire Jordan's patience.
Don't double tap W press CTRL and w to sprint infinitely
he already does that. look at his most recent coop map with nfen
+Thomas Vance in that vid with Nick, he said when he's doing parkour, he prefers to double tap.
he needs to change it from ctrl to a button on his mouse (he has a Naga that has like 12 thumb buttons). It makes sprinting way easier.
+UniqueHacK3R | HD | Official
Dont think anyone is realy getting the joke...
CTRl + W =... well, try it right now and find out
+The Starting Point dude it doesn't crash mine craft xD it's a control on mc and it makes u run infinitely plus it makes u pro at parkour which he was failing in this video
guys he asked for 9 likes not 7,161
Well ya can never get too many likes right? 😏
ive never seen jardon more purgeturbed xD
You have half a heart
I have no heart
+OriolebirdGaming #deep... NOT!
+Nicholas Hollander Lol! You sure tricked me!!1!
I'd make a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction
Cap'n, that "Nine likes" joke cracks me up all the time.
Never change.
hah, did the same video...
hah, no one gives a shit...
*advertising intensifies*
Btw fuck you for advertising
+Eilonwy Key it may not be so obvious but he's subtly advertising
+Eilonwy Key How low is your IQ to not spot someone advertising?
Let me give you some points as to why he's advertising:
-Shitty 3D Mc profile pic
-Shitty Mc Banner
-Crap name
-Person is probably a 12 yr old
-Thinks he's so huge with 1k subs, he makes "Shoutout" videos
-Mentions his channel
+I'm a Human Being
You:
-Shitty profile pic
-Shitty banner
-Crap name
-Person is probably a 12 year old
-High ego
sparklez has the WORST situational awareness out of any youtuber ive watched
Swarley has the BEST you tube profile picture of any other user I've seen
You can just press the "ctrl" key to sprint, instead of pressing "w" twice. It's much easier, and it doesn't require to have to press keys super fast.
Its funny because on Level 3 the 1 heart thing isn't annoying or frustrating, its the parkour. Which makes no sense, when the whole map is suppose to be around it.
Damn coming back to this I've never heard captin swear
Before the demonotize days
3:38 Jordan.exe has stopped working
Jordan you got more than 9 likes when I watched this it's 6,276 it was 6,275 but I liked it any way
I love how half of his screams sound constipated XD
captain sparklez duznt swear that often
Death Knell what in the name of hell is duznt
Not Tall chicken doesen't
#RageSparklez
WHY IS MY WIFI SO SLOW
angela43m HOW THE FUCK WOULD WE KNOW
WHY ARE WE YELLING
HELLO GUYS
I Can't Belive That he just sweared,i mean i knew he was gonna do it but it shocked me
He did it at 4:22
I refuse to give likes but i give thumbs up👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Cole Davis wut
👍🏽
when you said god dammit you sounded like Happy Gilmore
DON'T TAKE DAMAGE CHALLENGE: THE GAME WHERE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEALTH
(Sans Simulator Confirmed)
Oh Jordan.. you think u have to parcour everything and once u rlly have too.. u fail x)
Ps: Anyone else thought Jordan was going to explode right there??
he sounds like he took a really big crap that wouldn't come out.
Level 3: is Jardon ok? Is he going to explode?!?!?!
If your neighbors could hear you... they would think someone is being killed or something... XD
I love how people are mad at Cap for double tapping W instead of using the sprint button... Maybe he (like me) is just used to and prefers double tapping W?
Whenever I hear Sparklez swear, I think about that panel where a parent thanked him for keeping his content free of obscenities. :/
Wow, dude. Your raging/failing harder than Dan, and he HATES parkour!
you should switch your sprint key to something other than double tapping forward it makes parkour much easier
Please just change your sprint key to a button you can press once and start running.That parkour will become so easy..
Captain you should play the momentum parkour it will help you in future parkour videos
Caotain sparklez is deleting all the younger audiences bye swearing
I think this is more of a 14 min montage of Jardon cursing in a low tone and rejoicing with such happiness :P
if you hold cntr you always sprint and don'r have to dubble.press w
Hey jordan...
You are not good at parkour
Atleast your content is good though
do a parkour map with tbnrfrags/prestonplayz
Jardon vs. Parkour- Rage Mode
Coming to theaters near you
Don't swear to God, he doesn't want to hear it.
he kinda sounds like seto kaiba from yugioh [the original]
Use CTRL instead of double tapping W
Use CTRL to sprint!!! much easier :D
How often does our precious youtuber here say " parkour"?
On level three, I was so mad because he should be using momentum!
He tilted harder than me when the enemy nexus was 100 health and they aced us and won
Level 3. Cap, your noob is showing
Wow...Level 3...
Why you so MAD bro?
XD
11:37 There's a button in your head!!!!!
This was a cool idea for a map. Really enjoyed it!
jardon I had the same problem on the 3rd level as well lol
I played this map and I made level 3 first try.
4:17 captain you have tiny hands loooool
Me when he beat that jump at 2:40 DAMN DANEIL
There's so many instances when I'm like "Jordan wants to ragequit...." xD
4:10-4:40 jus close ur eyes and listen
Jordan, are you tired of these popularity-farming comments on your videos?
So am I.
It's like Facebook flew it's way to RUclips and said "You know what? This is ours now." and now they're everywhere in the comments.
7:45 rest in the peaces
Lol
pleas do not cuss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hwuut, hwuut, oooh god oh well, how do you do it, how do you do it, i can do this, hwuuuuut, GOD DAMIT
#park-core reations
Jordan: Maybe we can get 9 likes on this video (looks at number of likes) Me: wow.... there is actually 9,092 likes on this video.... close enough
Mama's Boy, get your animation pen ready plz on level 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you :D
What amused me the most about this challenge was the end level. "No you would take my jump boost" -Jardon. Silly jardon, it didn't take your jump boost but if you jump from a higher spot to a lower spot then you take damage :/
We need an animation of this ASAP
2019 anyone?
I think that's the first time I've heard sparklez curse
Who was screaming at Jardon on the cave part that it was parkour?🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪🍩🍪
WAIT LEVEL 3!!!! TUCKER DIED ON EPISODE 3!!!!! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!! 3 is the bane of their existence
I can do this! Yeah! Yes! *walks backwards into lava*
Jordan pls. There are tons of jumps on parkour maps where there's a block right over your head. It's not that hard.
Oh my god...
Captain Sparklez cursing? I never thought it would be possible
Anyone else screaming "It would help if you jumped!!"
luckly i got my sprint key on crtl, MUCH easier ^^
but is there any way of disabling the doubble tap "W" for sprint? sometimes messes me up, for example its would be dangerous in the cactus level of this custom map.