DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Can I resist the temptation to press the button for almost 90 minutes?
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Who else was screaming at Jordan to put the god damn things in his house?
TuxedoNINJA643 me
(Approx) 49:00 Thanks Jordan.
TuxedoNINJA643 ditto
TuxedoNINJA643. _.
I was more screaming "Take the diary with you!"
You can go back to the museum after night 9, and it has a Light Exhibit. The Light Exhibit has a gamemode 1 button, a gamemode sp button, and a button to go to your house. It also lets you press the button.
Thank you!
I was pissed at him for not going back thanks for imforming us on what happens next
I see that your profile pick is a 2-d Minecraft tree
It's a Terraria tree
FYI
“If my darkness was on moody, I wouldn’t be able to see a goddamn thing!”
>completely forgetting about the torches in his inventory
i mean he figures it out a few seconds later lol
Yes
@@oki.k but then forgets he has torches he can be placed on bricks and bookshelves.
Painting: can be placed on wood
"I cannot place the painting either"
Omg
Watching you is like an episode of dora
*PUT THE BOOKSHELF ON THE ONLY LOGS IN THE HOUSE*
This is the most accurate comment I've ever found on one of his videos
exactly
Welcome to RUclips.
I was literally watching this part as I read it.
EXACTLY
aaannd he just had to put that diary in the chest while being explicitly told not to like 40 seconds ago lol
cool
@TheBlazingNdrman
The rules said he should take anything, but don't put anything away.
He put it away. It was a mistake.
And yet, shockingly, nothing happened!! Because the diary was decorative.
Have you played this map and discovered the alternate ending where you keep the diary in your inventory?
Because if not, it wasn't a mistake. Since it didn't change the outcome. He still won.
@@victoriakathleen01
He sort of didn't even played the map till the end. He missed/skipped the 10th night.
@@sollyraptor1275 I'm aware. However, that was his own problem and completely unrelated to the topic at hand.
Who else was sad when he lost the paintings... AFTER NOT PUTTING THEM IN HIS HOUSE LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
Me
I am that second guy that likes cats. :)
Me
@@OliverTheAmpersandCat wat r u talking about
@@HappyMomma2aCutie I legit cannot remember what I was talking about. that was 5 MONTHS AGO
You: *dosent Place Down Anything in the house like you where suposed to*
Me: *Screams In Head*
"Dosent"
Aaaaaaa he did put anything down
I felt the same way
Only in your head?
EXACTLY
Jardon can be a bit of a dum-dum sometimes....
True...........
Jardon, are you sure you are an intellectual peer?
hehe nice reference
That is an understatement. By a long shot. I was internally screaming for half of this video.
Yeah and i'm triggered lol
Every youtuber is sometimes a dum dum
When he gets things to decorate his house and he doesnt use it
(Angry grian noises)
God, yes, that was so frustrating
Samuel Gajdoš EXACTLY
Person101 y e s
That's what I said! 😊
When he put the glass back in his inventory my ocd killed me
"Which one breaks glass?" As he mouses over *the one that breaks glass*
I swear, you're doing this on purpose.
this kinda rhymes!
Glass and Glass Panes are different. He was trying to find the one that breaks glass panes.
@Khitty Kat Grow up, insults are meant to insult. You're not going to use something that has nice connotations to describe someone when you're INSULTING them.
@@shawnpitman876 Lol You're a beautiful human being, never speak to me again!
And also one more thing he could have easily pressed the button on the night when he got the glass breaker that's why it said this is the night when people crack or whatever
no because it wasn’t stained glass
The glass breaker breaks any glass, hence the warnings the next day not to push the button. Only the nether star one was restricted to stained glass.
@@mr.mustachio178 he had a glass breaker that actually breaks normal glass and one the nether star broke stained glass
@The Pro Player We don't but he specifically said on the 9th night that he could've broken it with the nether star, when the glass was stained specifically for that night.
Jordan: DID I DO GOOD DaDdY?!?
Hint: no response
*Press this button for jumpscare*
*Jardan takes off his headphones and says* “Oh nah I don’t do jumpscares”
*Presses button and gets nothing but confetti*
“Oh well I didn’t have the resource pack so how bad could it have been?”
Map: dont leave anything in chests
Captain Sparkles: imma leave this diary in here
Who else was angry at Jordan when he wouldn’t place stuff in his house
39:01 oh thank god
This is why I kept watching
Do you mean 49:01
Me I want him to place stuffin house
minecraft got the spider sound from 1:19:26 XD
yes
yes
I got two vaginal std add
@@maze6817 thank you
@@bernbyy you're welcome
OMG.
It's a JUMPscare.
@Some Heroes Wear Headphones 1:03:00
Boo!
Haha...
FieryHammer hey give us warning
I was getting prepared for this and it was just boo
When Jardon thought he was smart because he could break the stained glass around the button, even though he's had that ability since he got the glass breaking pick on day two
didn’t he get it during night 4?
He thought of this in the end lol, 1:25:21
As far as I can tell, I seem to be the only person who wanted him to break those unopenable chests near the cobble pillar.
It wasn't apparently necessary for beating the game, but it just *screams* secret loot to me
nah i sooo wanted him to break them, internally I was just screaming at him.
right there with you
Someone should check if that does give secret loot
Same
Saaaame
am i the only one who was like, "all that stuff you get, is to decorate your house' xD
Lotte Van Viegen nope, i was facepalming every time he put the stuff in his inventory
ThatWolfy Pentaholic yeah me too
no you were not the only one
ThatWolfy Pentaholic same
Lotte Van Viegen no I thought that too
There are ten nights... What happens when you try to go to work after night nine?
someone pls answer this
EclipseElf h
Exactly what i was thinking he forgot to atleast try to do night ten.
EclipseElf My thoughts exactly
It says thanks for playing this map...
Thats night ten in a nutshell
Who else wanted him to just switch to creative really quick and break the damn flower
Mac Boackle me, or even survival
Trey The Gaming Pro//TTGP yeah
Trey The Gaming Pro//TTGP true
he didn't need to, the flower wasn't the reason he couldn't place the fence. he was trying to jump and place it under himself, which you can't do with fences. JARDON U FOOL
Actually no, you can't replace flowers with blocks
I think it's funny it took him so long to realize he could push the button when it's supposed to tempt you the whole time.
Watching this just affirms that CS is one of those folks who constantly needs a walkthrough.
What about Night 10? There was one more night left
Cody Baker I'm guessing the was a secret hidden like go back to work or something hidden in his house, guess we'll never know
PLEASE. HOW CAN YOU NOT GO TO NIGHT TEN. I'm triggered. It happened, after years of being quiet. I'm triggered.
To get to night ten, you have to do something incredibly obscure: Go back to work
I can't believe he "forgot" even though he kept saying "I wonder about night 10" -_-
Cody Baker the night ten is nothing but thanks for playing this map watch dantdm video
"This is a pain in the glass"
YES! HE SAID IT! YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!
And shit
GO BACK TO WORK AFTER LAST NIGHT
Thats exactly what I was thinking (I got so anoyed)
yup
CaptainSparklez: covers yard with bonemeal plants
Also CaptainSparklez: tries to place fence on flower
Flower: You should have gone for the head
YOU MISSED THE LIGHT EXEBITION!
WHY?!
YOU’RE FIRED!
The map creator did a really good job on this map! It kept me watching this video for an hour. Or it was Jordan that kept me watching lol :)
for me both, dunno about you
1:21:11 "Oh it's a double chest so i can't break it". Nope, just trapped chests that's all. That's why they could be placed together like that :)
But it says "large Chest" when he opens it tho...
@@SwedenGamersable i dont think it displays that it is a trapped chest dude
1:08:47 A Yellow flower that screws up time, and gets in your way... Where have I heard that before?
howdy im flowey
Are you sure? Because your name says Rick van de Bovenkamp, but I guess even Flowers are allow to have secret identities
SpiderGoblin2012
"on the internet, nobody knows you're a flower"
This is very true. I could even be a flower...
(demonic music starts) oh god
Is that a time-bomb?
Oh bravo. Of course it's another play on words.
ba dum tss
Yes
Ticking time bomb actually
I swear he reads the rules and forgets them the instant they're over lmao
What are night workers in Minecraft doing? Mining. At night. Mine at night. Mianite S3 confirmed.
HAHAHAHAHAHA MAN YOU GOT ME DYING
we need an animation of his rant on minecraft night working
Peter Hattemer OMG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED *cue music*
oh snap
shit bro exposed him
the binary at 51:01 says UOÎT©R¥
If you type it in like the sign it also says U'ç**TU
UOÎT©R¥ in binary is 01010101 01001111 11001110 01010100 10101001 01010010 10100101 00100110 00100011 00110110 00110101 00110010 00110111 00111001 00111011
i got UOÎT©R¥
Looks like victory tbh
Yeah I’m pretty sure they just put some random numbers in
who else was yelling keep the damn diary!
dwolf7 me
THEY SAID KEEP EVERYTHING GOD DAMN YOU SPARKLE
dwolf7 me
Actually i was whispering
Yeah and who was yelling that the stuff you had at the end were to put in the house which it also said to do
I'm sorry but I was banging my head on the desk the whole video XD
@Dovahkiin Dragonborn I call bullshit
As for him to get more money it would have to have more ads in it... So for your accusations to work it would say that the longer the video the more ads there can be...
Well he has 3 fricking ads in a video thats 1 1/2 hours long
I think its very unfair to accuse jardon to fake fails so he can get more money when actually he's one of the RUclips who doesn't monetize everything to death
There are enough "content" creators which have ads on (exaggerated:) every 2 minutes so I'm more than happy with jardons videos
also YOU DID NOT FINISH THE MAP THERE IS STILL 1 DAY LEFT MR.
That moment when he wouldn't have been able to walk through the cobwebs because he would've just gotten stuck there, unable to jump.
Kirstin Marsh do you even minecraft...? lol...
jan harald just look. It was a pit with cobwebs on either side. There was no way to get through without the sword to break them.
+jan harald it's probably special cobwebs
It's hard to have any idea what the fuck you're talking about when the video is an hour and a half long.
***** Nice assumptions
1:03:00 aww that was cute xD "boo!"
I love how the map says "you should keep everything except what you place in your house" and he spends the whole map resisting putting things in the house and trying to justify throwing random items away.
Am I the only one who gets triggered when he doesn't understand what to do or what something is for. Like the blocks he gets are very obviously for decoration ._.
And he didnt use the ladders on the third day that obviously woulda made a parcore
um. day 10?
It's a thanks for playing
@@melaniehenrie1392 so?
First saw the time - Okay. Half an hour long...
Double checks - Oh..... An HOUR and a half...
the binary is just random it translates to UOÎT©R¥
The Odox (insert funny text)
oh. when i decoded it it said this: UOÎT©R¥
UOÎT©R¥ i got this ? XD
Shiver Buzz same wierd
Mine said this UOÎTªUTU
"Air Exhibition... Air Exhibition?... Why would i go to a museum to view air? Thats weird." XD
Jordan has less ads in a 1hr and 30 min video than Morgz what a legend, morgz got like 3 times the ads in a 20 min video
NOOO JORDAN... NOT THE RED SHULKER BOX
most infuriating map playthrough to ever watch
You're the most infuriating map playthrough to ever watch
Phil Morris , what?
What a delightfully long upload this time. Thanks, Jordan, it feels like Christmas had arrived very early this year.
Lucas Flidr truuuuu
"Have to enchant the shovel in between nights" **forgets about the shovel after reminding himself 3 times**
"time itself is all ruined by a flower. this STUPID FLOWER!"
Who else got flashback of a game
That released in 2015
And was rated very well.
Omg yess
Howdy
How does this game remind you of undertale
Probably not fnaf
Why only replies from 4 and 3 days ago loll
18:50 Well, at least your employer can't sleep either since everyone must be in a bed to sleep!
the yellow flower that screwed up everything
*UNDERTALE REFERENCE*
"Oh, I can't break this because it's a double chest, not a single one"
No, it's a Trapped Chest
What if a flower just screws up time itself... haha. HOWDY IM FLOWEY THE FLOWEY
He didn't complete the map because you have to go back to the museum to get the real ending :)
Jordan: I bet these are for night one.
Everyone watching this: THEY ARE FOR YOUR HOUSE!
>Rules say take all items
>Doesn't take diary
jardon u fool
Me: Looks at the video, 1 hour 30 minutes long
Skips to 1 hour 28 mins
"MOM I FINISHED A 1 AND A HALF LONG VIDEO"
lol
Hchoi /NBA PG no, not funny..
Hchoi /NBA PG I don't see why that would be funny and why your mother would be proud of you.
Lol :P -Rosa
you are a disgrace, watch the video.
Thank you from us night crew workers! I'm 12 hours off but still work a 9-5 lol
Who else was screaming at him to use the emergency glass breaker to expose and press the button ever since the end of night 4? (NOT the nether star, as that could only be used at night 9)
Ben Wright why would he do that 🙄you weren’t suppose to break the button before that
Magic exhibition - 1:13
Plant exhibition - 5:54
Water exhibition - 10:58
Air exhibition - 19:09
Technology exhibition - 25:15
Fire exhibition - 34:04
Earth exhibition - 50:52
Death exhibition - 59:44
Dark exhibition - 1:09:23
"Jumpscare somewhere around 1:12:00!"
My bad is in 1:15:44!🤗
The creepiest jumpscare ever!
Ангел Михайлов what was the jump scare
I shit myself
Not sure why, but I find this video very calming! Sometimes I even play it on a loop when I'm feeling stressed~
I wondered why the instructor was so tricky and Strider-like. Then i realised his name was Dirk. It all makes sense.
is this house trapped
@@hashtagNight leave and never darken my doorstep again
Aretha Cairn you can try to throw me away but you can't hide from the truth
Timey wimey knight time bullshit
@@megaawesomesupreme that's Dave
1:19:22 I started screaming extremely fast: "Do a backup and press the button! Then take your backup and continue the game normally :3"
CaptainSparklez should get into rftools since it has a lot of cool things like the block protector which can protect blocks that warding can't and a force field generator that can be configured to do different things to different players. this would be useful for a floor that hurts everyone but CaptainSparklez and can't be destroyed (you can also make to force field passable by yourself and so it looks like any block you want)
Like so he sees this
Smart :)
Idea Confirmed
Daniel Kozbial you literally copied someone else's EXACT comment.
I copied my own comment not someone else's
Grumpy Cat, OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I really like this map. It has a nice sense of progression, with enough "ah-ha!" moments in the puzzles to make you feel good. I also like that it's self-aware, especially with the mastermind fake-out.
I think I need to tell you something
Wha- What?
Do-- *AD plays*
Lamar Carter 0 ads here, because he's too awesome
Lamar Carter I got RUclips red, so I good
yall just need to get ad block.
Xavier Jones I happen to like supporting RUclipsrs who's content I enjoy. So no, I won't get adblock.
Lamar Carter that's what RUclips red if for😂
I have it
Anyone else in 2019 watching
Yeet
2020 get rekt bro
No
2022
when he was questioning the panes and stuff i was just going YOU CAN DECORATE YOUR HHHOOOOOOUUSEE
omg same!
"This is a pane in the glass." -Jardon, 2k17
GET IT
BECAUSE PAIN AND PAIN
AND LIKE-
okay nevermind
Jardon
WE DONT NEED ANY NOTIFICATIONS WE SPARKLEZ SQUAD
who else watched the hole video?
Job de Vries lmao, *_hole_* video...
Whole*
Where was the hole video? I watched "Don't Press the Button" in it's entirety. Your RUclips might be broken.
Did you watch youtubers get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favourite XD!!!!!!1!
+Bryan Naing yep lol
I remember watching this whole video everyday and my mum getting really annoyed. I didn’t realise how long the video was...
Because of how unobservant Jordan can be is why everyone always yells at him that he missed diamonds
The map: don’t but anything in the chests
Jordan: 5:34
The Emilynator That was literally in the chest in the first place, small brain
RitzyThrone3597 but that would be dumb for me to say, so it would be big brain
i really just enjoy these videos. while i work on art or stuff like that i just play these in the background. the videos are a good length and the longer ones manage to stay entertaining
same. i sometimes have trouble focusing on just the creation of my homebrew dnd campaign so play videos like this to satisfy the distracted part of my brain
I underestimated how long Jardon would go without realize the items he were getting were for his house
It's been 2 years.. And i still get so mad that it took you THAT LONG to fix your damn house.
immediately when i saw the thumbnail i was like "well mr captnsperkls boi, cptn do bop de boi...ya got to".
Lemme catch my son make a 1 hour minecraft video
Lemme catch my son watch an hour long video.
I know I’m three years late but if anyone wanted to know the binary was just spam of 0 & 1’s it doesn’t mean anything all put together
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll ye, ye aint the sharpest tool in the shed.
You're a rock-star...
I just realized after finishing that the video is an hour and 30 minutes
and he didn't even play the last night
I know lol
Anyone else yelling at him to break the chests that were blocked closed in the bedrock storage room? Still curious to know what they had...
Refresh squad
...a pun *_is_* (can be defined as) a play on words. (around 4:27)
I'm getting mad at him for mixing that up.
Wow! You're getting upset at a brainfart because it showed they didn't have a perfect understanding of grammar! Maybe you just wanted to show off your own understanding? Either way, good for you! Your life is gonna _suck._
"Don't leave without the cursed book!"
Me: How much you wanna bet he's breaking the ice?
*Breaks Ice
Me: Goddamnit
he had the book?
“this is a pane in the glass” will now be a permanent part of my vocabulary. thank you jardon
The people who came up with these map ideas and adventure games, are amazing.
"This is a PANE in the GLASS" good joke Jardon
Actually if you think about it your pressing buttons on the keyboard
lil Savage1788 he was referring to that at the beginning of the video
A pun *IS* a play on words....
No, that's a PoW.
Skye Shoe. Leave. Just leave.
Jordan If you just read stuff properly so many things would be easier...
1:08:45 yeah... pretty much undertale
at 16:34 to the right
THERES MORE DAMN COBBLESTONE GOD DAMN IT JARDON
Dragon Ssause... your kidding right... he knew that, he said that... but it would be useless to put it there.