+ryan b I. Fell for it this time, but only because now I remember that I fell for the same trick in a different CS and I remembered something about gullible. 😑
I'm sure one of these days, a youtuber will see a comment like this and actually put the word gullible in the description just to make the comment's purpose irrelevant
I know right!? I thought that as soon as he left the witch's building and died then when he respawned and the door was blocked off. It reminded me of the utility closet in The Stanley Parable.
Sorry he missed your note! I can also sympathize with your frustration with people who don't even try, as well as maps dying out.. Unfortunately it's not like adventure maps have a whole lot of replay-ability, and I think that's the main reason why most adventure maps, and even other maps, die out eventually. I can't wait to see more of your maps though!
RUclips's like: check this out 4 years later I'm like: Woo, something seems off. Glad to see current content where Jordan looks healthier, and whatever else seems off in this video, isn't present in 2020.
Wow. Symbolic. Clearly the fence represents love. You come into this world(or map) besides it, even a product of it. And then all of you efforts are to simply reattain it. But this time be apart of it. Beautiful.
Here's a fun idea: If an adventure map has an open end, try to find the edge of the map. There's usually a forest road going off into nowhere. Try following it until it … ends.
This mapmaker is actually so incredible. I feel like it's making some dark points in undertones of the maps themes, like pointing out that the games we're buying these days can be so brainwashing and are so easy to the point where you buy the game and just do everything you're told to do until you win. Like call of duty for example. I like to think it's also making a little hint towards how a bunch of games are all copying each other's basis and just remodelling the style but essentially rereleasing what's already out there. Damn. Either way GG, gg indeed xD
There's actually a book near the end that he missed that explains it. Basically a kid made a video where he tried to play Attilliary Facilities but failed and he said that it was the map's fault. This annoyed 7j
The real ending that Jardon got at the end of the video takes place between the prequel and that map, so it could be considered a mini-prequel. It takes place right after the prequel and many years before the first map. Duarte is also right. I made this map out of frustration.
This reference was fantastic! I'll be back in 10 minutes! Man, this was the coolest reference ever. I love Pumpkin World so much that I made the restaurant from Pumpkin World in my Minecraft realm.
the reason it didn't say good ending or bad ending at the end was because the whole good ending bad ending lazy ending thing was inside the virtual reality essentially you were playing a videogame inside minecraft there wasn't really an evil witch or anything
24:15 The reason the other jump was so hard was because there was a slab on top making it a 1.5 block tall gap. This one is a full 2 blocks, making it a lot easier.
When I started failing it, once I got to the lever room and failed, it sent me on top of the house in the start. Luckily you can run from the house to the button that disables virtual reality.
CaptainSparklez, I hope you see this but, I'm a big fan and am really happy how popular you've become! I've watched you since the beginning and I'm so happy for you, you are a great RUclipsr and you make me happy when I'm sad, you have a great sense of humour and I'm Super proud of you for making it this far!! -from A HUGE fan!!
"You can escape, just try to fail the witch's challenges"
*proceeds to do everything he's told*
I know right, he didn't even pay attention to that
Sometimes he annoys me when he does that
+cole krieske (8BitBlaze) not everybody perfect u know
Its just a disease all youtubers have
I know it's so annoying when RUclipsr's do that, at least ThinkNoodles THINKS! (See what I did there, I'm so funny)
The binary code translated to "There is no milk"
Okay.
But jardon needed sum mailk
The milk is a lie
the milk is a lie
Three people including me have now commented that the milk is a lie. I think that's enough lies for now
but jardon needed sum mailk
Too bad you didn't get the broom closet ending. That's my favorite ending.
lmao there actually is a closet route in this map, but it's a way to skip all the challenges and skip straight to the real ending route
I love the broom closet ending it was the best
Not this again!
Little Stanley parable reference
"I understood that reference"
When it said "lazy ending" I saw the look in Jordan's eyes that was like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
I feel like way too many people fell for that.
+ryan b I. Fell for it this time, but only because now I remember that I fell for the same trick in a different CS and I remembered something about gullible. 😑
I'm sure one of these days, a youtuber will see a comment like this and actually put the word gullible in the description just to make the comment's purpose irrelevant
100th like yeahhhhhhhh
Easiest map ever is 30 min
Pretty the guy with the sandwich was a reference to pumpkin world
NO. I D O N ' T W A N T T H A T
Reminds me of that timotainment video
@@dreska255 I thinked of caveman
It was 😂 I love it so much
Give Me the E g g s
"Go through the iron door"
"Okay"
And I'm just there.. Watching the wooden door in the background
Sadly he missed the heartfelt book at the end that explained the "Out of frustration"
What does the book say?
Yeah! What did it say?
Myrupcat watch PopularMMOs’ video for it
Sees "Easiest Adventure Map Ever"...sees its 31 minutes long.
Literally me xD
Jordan just tries to fail at everything for 25 minutes.
And there's more story to the map.
Me too
I thought it said earliest
I think this map is showing the creator's frustration with hand holding in gaming
Partially, yes
Yes.
There is a hidden book in a closet in before the workers office explaining why he made the map.
the_brodes Yup!
Haha totally isn't taking credit the idea when you actually read the book at the end of the game
This reminds me of The Stanley Parable
I know right!? I thought that as soon as he left the witch's building and died then when he respawned and the door was blocked off. It reminded me of the utility closet in The Stanley Parable.
"Did you get the broom closet ending B) "
And Jordan was happy.
The Broom Closest Ending is my faaaaaavorite
I agree
IDK about you, but dank memes are my favorite dairy drink.
Same.
well damn im lactose intolerant
i was going to like your comment but it has 420 likes
I'm calling it now, this will be an animation.
Probably
i think it's gonna be another wat.mp4 animation
I was going to say that
*sigh mhm
we'll see mate.
Jordan, if you haven't played the Stanley Parable, you definitely should. This map seems to be heavily influenced by it.
can confirm
Sorry he missed your note! I can also sympathize with your frustration with people who don't even try, as well as maps dying out.. Unfortunately it's not like adventure maps have a whole lot of replay-ability, and I think that's the main reason why most adventure maps, and even other maps, die out eventually. I can't wait to see more of your maps though!
legandaryhon Watts Thanks ^^
Hey! That was my first thought!
6:20 "how was this the easy ending" uh because you ignored the book screaming at you to do the opposite?
I wonder how many people finished and didn't even know about the 2nd ending
Does this remind anyone else of The Stanley Parable
Yes :D
Yeah it does
Omg yes! XD
THANK YOU, EXACTLY
oh yeah it's like the witch is the the narrator
He read the book and still did the wrong thing. I was face facepalming myself do hard.
The book told him to fail. So he failed at failing.
Alexander Z. You have fucceeded
yes the way he was surprised I was like you even said that "you have to fail" and "Don't listen to the witch"
good.
more like Facepunching. Ha! You see, because it is the studio, that the stanley parable....
Give me the eggs. NO! I DONT WANT THAT!
The pumpkin was off Pumkin World :|
a cursed game
*IM VERY HUNGRY*
"There is no milk."
Quite a cryptic message indeed.
Do not try to bend the milk. That is impossible. Only try to realize the truth; There is no milk.
But what if the message was just a facade, hiding the truth that there were, indeed, milk?
Dang it, I want to quote 'The Matrix' again. XP
But yeahh, it must be a trick. But if it's a facade, why make it so hard to decipher? =O
Honestly, it wasn't that hard to decipher, lol. Just a note pad and a couple minutes, and I had it figured out. :3
Aquaexnar H4x0r skillz! I once learned how to interpret binary, but I was too lazy to make myself remember- I mean I took an arrow to the knee.
"I'm such an over achiever... Why am I so bad at failing?". Let that sync in; "I'm such an over achiever... Why am I so bad at failing?"
Can't wait for Jordan to get 10mil subs! He'll get his diamond play button.
yea, he'll get like a year after.
why
What happens at 100 million 500 million and 1 billion?
youtube will make up something at that point
whare is the play botton
RUclips's like: check this out 4 years later
I'm like: Woo, something seems off. Glad to see current content where Jordan looks healthier, and whatever else seems off in this video, isn't present in 2020.
Ding dong the witch is dead
XD
*The witch is kill
lol xD
Didn't dong the wicked witch is dead!
Lmfao
Wow. Symbolic. Clearly the fence represents love. You come into this world(or map) besides it, even a product of it. And then all of you efforts are to simply reattain it. But this time be apart of it. Beautiful.
actually its just a fence
but i won't stop you from believing
@@armystuntman8601LMAOOOOO
This is the greatest adventure map ive seen to date
He titled a video about 3 months ago saying the same thing :D
Easiest adventure map ever.
Doesn't have checkpoints.
3 years later, this map is still a drug trip
It's like this map is MADE for Jordan... Finally an Adventure map I can watch :)
this is an intetesting example of human phsycology. he is told to fail but his subconsiousness proceeds to try and do the right...
Yup!
Please explain more!!
Dude, that map was hella clever. Loved seeing Atilliary again, haha.
Thanks! I hope he gets some time to play Atilliary Facilities 3, it's been out for a while and continues right where the first map left off :D
@@armystuntman8601 do you still make maps in the newer versions? Where did you learn this stuff, amazing map!
Should've dubbed in Nick's witch laugh for the witch.
Jarden going insane for 30 minutes straight
Waitin for that animation
5:52 *THE CAKE IS A LIE!!* I honestly expected a jumpscare there
Here's a fun idea: If an adventure map has an open end, try to find the edge of the map. There's usually a forest road going off into nowhere. Try following it until it … ends.
no
yes
no
yes
NO it will be long
The book you read at the very beginning literally told you to fail
This mapmaker is actually so incredible. I feel like it's making some dark points in undertones of the maps themes, like pointing out that the games we're buying these days can be so brainwashing and are so easy to the point where you buy the game and just do everything you're told to do until you win. Like call of duty for example. I like to think it's also making a little hint towards how a bunch of games are all copying each other's basis and just remodelling the style but essentially rereleasing what's already out there. Damn. Either way GG, gg indeed xD
17:07
That reminds me of that Windows XP screen saver, holy shit that's nostalgic.
Pretty sure this was either a sequel or prequel to Atilliary Facilities.
Yup
There's actually a book near the end that he missed that explains it. Basically a kid made a video where he tried to play Attilliary Facilities but failed and he said that it was the map's fault. This annoyed 7j
+Duarte Boto *annoyed the map creator and because of that he made this "extremely easy map" that anyone could complete.
Or something in between like Kingdom Heart's convoluted storyline. Don't get me wrong, I like Kingdom Hearts
The real ending that Jardon got at the end of the video takes place between the prequel and that map, so it could be considered a mini-prequel. It takes place right after the prequel and many years before the first map.
Duarte is also right. I made this map out of frustration.
When jordan dies it says
“Task failed successfully ”
0:40 Here's what i got from the bianry: "There is nmilk"
not a typo that's actually what i got
there is no milk
you must have missed a line, i got "There is no milk."
oh yeah
there is no milk is what i got...
The player's dialogue with the witch reminds me of Dave Strider. It has exactly that same amount of nonchalance and casual disinterest.
9:55 fuckin pumpkin world reference lol
I thought I was the only who caught that lmao (and knew about that game for that matter)
NO! I don't want that.
Portal reference is SaDOS
This reference was fantastic! I'll be back in 10 minutes!
Man, this was the coolest reference ever. I love Pumpkin World so much that I made the restaurant from Pumpkin World in my Minecraft realm.
I was looking for this comment. Lol
Not only was there a pumpkin world reference, but it was the best part of pumpkin world.
"Now, you don't dare miss this- you son of a bitch. _You son of a bitch_"
Just fro people who are wondering, 18:23
I think this is the best adventure map i've seen you do. Great work by the creator
the reason it didn't say good ending or bad ending at the end was because the whole good ending bad ending lazy ending thing was inside the virtual reality essentially you were playing a videogame inside minecraft there wasn't really an evil witch or anything
also that would mean that that cake...
was a lie
oshit whaddup
Exactly.
When you think about it you realize the witch is suicidal
Papyrus..? is that you disguised as the witch?
Casey Pfost NYEH HEh he... why am i doing this im 1 yr late and undertale died
I like how he completely missed the hungry pumpkin meme
"Easiest Adventure Map Ever" *Takes 30 min to complete it*
The map has lots of elements and other things from Atilliary Facilities 2. even the starting room+tutorial can be found on the map.
Mhm, it was a very lazy port I must admit :)
*CLICK*
"That was Easy"
*chuckle the easy button never gets old
WAIT
I PRESSED THE BUTTON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Giving this a like for the creativity of the map creator! Super cool and meta!
for some reason when I heard him say bitch, I felt like it was the first time iv ever head someone cuss XD idk why
I remember *that* jump perfectly. I legit laughed while crying tears of joy. It was funny asf. Love you as always, Captain!
Binary translates to "There is no milk."
Wow I love when Jordan plays adventure maps!
You missed something but it wasn't that important... It was a boom about why he made this map
Omg my heart I was gasping along with you in those sky jumps
There was a checkpoint that orange room
Dude it's like THE STANLEY PARABLE
Bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking lol
I KNOW y'all young if you don't know the hungry pumpkin reference.
So he is basically going to tell the stories of all the different employees of the facility? Thats actually really original.
He is the master of failing :)
He did fail to read the book at the beginning that told him to fail. Which is pretty dumb on his part I mean C'MON...
Watch as Jordan slowly loses his sanity
the eb games thing is a meme
I woke up dizzy.
After watching this, I suddenly feel better.
What.
Who else just loves watching his face cam I sure do. 😏
He says I'm thirsty at 13:12 btw
especially at 21:33
+HereComes MJ123 even better haha
I will just say...no, not at all. It ruins the video.
Agreed. I just look at the facecam and glance at the gameplay every so often XD
him not getting the pumpkin world thing bothered me so much for some reason
I'm early i should make a joke
The Pokemon Go servers are working
Yep
Yup. Tru I just played it today B-)
LOL
Very true
LMAO
"thanks for stealing my milk idiot" that's the best quote in 2016
*_I'M VERY H U N G R Y_*
I love watching these videos but for some reason they make me uneasy
24:15 The reason the other jump was so hard was because there was a slab on top making it a 1.5 block tall gap. This one is a full 2 blocks, making it a lot easier.
When I started failing it, once I got to the lever room and failed, it sent me on top of the house in the start. Luckily you can run from the house to the button that disables virtual reality.
I'm a big fan of captain sparklez I love your videos and music
this feels like a cross between portal 2 and the stanley parable
“To fail is to win”
So...*sniff* ...beautiful...
Someone was gonna say it eventually but...
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
10:08 a reference to my favorite game of all time
Popular saying: "Okay... So I think we're going to have to do a bit of hardcore parkour potentially."
- CaptainSparklez
This would be cool as a standalone game
The madness of sparkles
jardon........ "captain sparkles goes downstairs to find a drink" jardon: " I going to get some food from the fridge, I just wanted some cereal"
Just realised how amazing this map actually is
WHY IS THIS CHANNEL SO ADDICTING ITS RUINING MY LIIIIFE
When Jardon was doing all the amazing parkour without missing a jump, I was just waiting for him to fall and get salty.
Has Jordan every played the Stanley Parable? The concept of going against the narrator seemed new to him
I’m watching this in 2019 and... Jardyordyon swore! “Gasp”
CaptainSparklez, I hope you see this but, I'm a big fan and am really happy how popular you've become! I've watched you since the beginning and I'm so happy for you, you are a great RUclipsr and you make me happy when I'm sad, you have a great sense of humour and I'm Super proud of you for making it this far!!
-from A HUGE fan!!
oh god, i just now understand the reference with the GIVE ME THA SANDWICH
I would have slept in the bed in that one hall to see if you woke up in the middle of the night and didn't have any milk.
That was great, and completely bizarre!
Should be called the Sparklez Parable
I love how there were checkpoints, he just missed it
0:37 Realizes he isn't suppose to win, but listens to the witch anyways....
I love this kind of humor
The Binary Translates to "There is no milk." I did that one in my head... BOOM!!!
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN I HAVE TO DO THIS WITH MY FRIEND!