Level 7. Couldn't Jordan just check one chest at a time in a single run by going back up for air between each wrong chest (without a key)? You would just go clockwise from any starting point with the diving board as reference.
Jordan's like: "If you want to get Shamalamadingdonged then I'll leave you the luxury." My immediate response: No..No I don't..Not after The Last Airbender ._.
Jordan try the map: 'Talk' it's a puzzle map where you try to save three people including yourself from jail and I played it and it's actually pretty cool :) try to find all of the three solutions and don't forget to explore
+loatist Mainly PG in videos, but may swear a bit in live streams on Twitch when he dies to monsters or when playing a non-PG game such as GTA (that rarely happens, he mostly plays Minecraft). He does his best to keep it kid-friendly, as he has a lot of young viewers.
Great video, the reactions are just fantastic, your channel has intrigued me. I normally never watch mine craft content, but, it's nice. I never thought I'd enjoy your channel as much as I do, binging all your videos right now aswell, also watching your ads, makin you dat moneyyyy! x3.
Is it just me, or do we ALL want a season 3 of Mianite!!! We had seasons 1 and 2 but it was kind of left off as like a loose end. Please take this into consideration, I think a lot of people would like that (with new mods)!
There's been a dedicated sprint button for quite some time now, I think it's high time you start using it. Even if the double-tap thing is more comfortable to you, once you learn the sprint button it becomes much easier to do platforming.
i guess you could say on that last one... the fire was ascending. it was like a fire world. filled with darkness and fire. filled with fire eternally. but then came a fire star. who put ice on the fire. because he had the fire within... #chris d'lacey
+Kidus Yohannes When I read your comment I started laughing hysterically. Not bc it was funny, just because I was thinking, "How does you English, though?"
Please oh please oh please do more adventure maps like parkour, and cool puzzles and just adventure!!! I love when u do adventure maps so much!!! You are my favorite RUclipsr!!!!! Thank you for reading this!!!!
+MinecraftPROs I see we have a rare species of a 10 year old, they are most commonly found on PG mine craft RUclipsrs channels, and are incredibly cringey and annoying when they start to rant and not understand what jokes are on the Internet. Very, very rare species. #savethemnow
Take your pulse before this kind of map, then take it after. For every beat higher it is, you must spin a spinner and take a bite/drink of whatever concoction you spin.
Jordan the pool one wasn't luck. You were supposed to dive, check one, dive again, check a different one. That's how finding things underwater in real life works too.
at the water one, why would you not go up when get wrong chest?
Niimpä
+Bloom you are SO right
I was thinking the same thing
Exactly what I was thinking... Oh Jordan...
+Tuomas Seitajärvi because it was a waste of time
Level 7. Couldn't Jordan just check one chest at a time in a single run by going back up for air between each wrong chest (without a key)? You would just go clockwise from any starting point with the diving board as reference.
+Googolparsec yes, but...rip
That takes too long
+Kevin Huang It took him longer to try over and over again
+Anthony Ngo that's not what he meant...
+Lcp Thegoldfox That's exactly what he meant though?
23:11 the most beautiful sound effect
mhm
So true
Yes
@@duckolo3183 and pooooowww
Can someone please make a montage of all the noises he made during this video and I will subscribe
You can hear him double tapping "W" xD why doesn't he use the sprint key?
i think he has said that he liked using the w key instead of sprint
actually, he uses Ctrl to zoom.
I just found out that there is a sprint key..
I've been playing for 5 years *facepalm*
They only added it like a year ago, so at least you haven't missed it for five years haha
I still double-tap W because I'm used to it by now, and I don't see any advantage the "sprint key" has over it.
Tucker died on episode 3.
Jordan figuratively died IRL in level 3 in the last map.
A triangle has 3 sides.
shut the fuck up!
You're so nice. Nobel pize!
Illuminati confirmed
Spoiler alert...
He takes damage
+Gman Playz YOU RUINED THE WHOLE THING OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
+Wesley Nielsen Hey I said "spoiler alert"
+Gman Playz lol
Diuuuuuudeeee
6:40 Welcome, Jardon, to the Matpat club. You are now known as Jatpat.
I'm holding my breath so much in second hand stress
Same
Jordan's like: "If you want to get Shamalamadingdonged then I'll leave you the luxury."
My immediate response: No..No I don't..Not after The Last Airbender ._.
Jordan try the map: 'Talk' it's a puzzle map where you try to save three people including yourself from jail and I played it and it's actually pretty cool :) try to find all of the three solutions and don't forget to explore
11:45 "My Admiral Ackbar senses are tingling"
-CaptainSparklez 2017
this video was made in 2016 you fucking walnut
On the fort one he said my admiral Akbar senses are tingling
IT'S A TRAP!
I Died. xD
"They're scared of me", zombie spawns beside and slaps him XD
I had to ask, is this guy normally pretty PG? Not like TDM level of kid appropriate content, but like..would he be appropriate for an 8 year old?
yeah
Depends what he plays sometimes he swears but he tries not to whenever he can
Yeah he is pg a lot of the time but he has been swearing a lot more recently so probably don't show his channel to a kid that's 7 or under
I wouldn't let your 8 year old watch this. Let him watch filthy frank instead. :3
+loatist Mainly PG in videos, but may swear a bit in live streams on Twitch when he dies to monsters or when playing a non-PG game such as GTA (that rarely happens, he mostly plays Minecraft). He does his best to keep it kid-friendly, as he has a lot of young viewers.
7:44 GET YOUR SHIFT TOGETHER
Great video, the reactions are just fantastic, your channel has intrigued me. I normally never watch mine craft content, but, it's nice. I never thought I'd enjoy your channel as much as I do, binging all your videos right now aswell, also watching your ads, makin you dat moneyyyy! x3.
5:39
Literally no one:
Jordan: HOUT NEEERR BOOOAAAUUUH
"My Admiral Akbar senses are tingling" xDDDDDD
'Its like they're scared of me or something' Jardon then died that day, cause of death: Irony
This video could've also been titled:
"BOOF!"
THIS IS THE BEST THING. Watching Jardon rage is just hilarious
All of Jordan's sound effects make this video. lol
I absolutely love these maps. His frustration is amusing.
USE CNTRL INSTEAD OF W+W
Don't judge
Btw the "you've taken damage, respawning" thing is to stop you from abusing spawn protection that occurs after death
Lol! My admiral achbar senses are tingling! Lol!
Is it just me, or do we ALL want a season 3 of Mianite!!! We had seasons 1 and 2 but it was kind of left off as like a loose end. Please take this into consideration, I think a lot of people would like that (with new mods)!
Did he not realize he could have just stayed on the platform with the zombie one?
That expression at 18:29, I'm dying xD The salt is so real.
Jordan or Jardon?
TONI YOU FOOL
Samuel
Jackson
Five
+Toni Batista Jardon lel
"ha. ha ha. ha ha ha. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight. "
I can relate Jardon.
I believe I have died... Thanks to you, I got shot by the FBI. All I wanted was a chicken wing... But instead, I went to burger king.
I actually do really appreciate you not spoiling the Village for me XD I am a fan of his older work but I am yet to watch that lol
I miss the other guy who died because a mob fell on his head.
I love the little mouth pop sound at the end of all his videos, it's so amazing hahah
he should try the half heart race
That is fun
Right at 18:17, a mysterious fingered is on top of the zombie tower! Scared the fuck outta me 🙈
Level 8 I guess you can call THE DEADPOOL HAHAHA I know someone kill me I'm not funny😞
OK🔪💉💣🔫 which one
+Freak Show you forget ⛏✂️⚔🕯🛡 oh ya you need a shield as well
+Annur Abdullah you forgot the baddest! 📱
+Tuomas Seitajärvi oh yeah a phone will explode take this 💻🏏🎳🔧☠💩 oh yeah you need a poop throw at a face
DaMadMurderer Oml plz
There's been a dedicated sprint button for quite some time now, I think it's high time you start using it. Even if the double-tap thing is more comfortable to you, once you learn the sprint button it becomes much easier to do platforming.
Hoot eer bah (sound effects of Jordan)
The sounds Jordan makes when parkouring are almost the reason i watch these
i guess you could say on that last one...
the fire was ascending. it was like a fire world. filled with darkness and fire. filled with fire eternally. but then came a fire star.
who put ice on the fire. because he had the fire within...
#chris d'lacey
+The Armored Flygon Shut up and take my like.
Trapper Ross XD finally someone understands.
"yeah? did a particle of air go up your nose?" :'D that part had me dying
I can already see the Animation...
11:43 By far the best quote i have ever heard.
like when he do: "HUET!!!"XD
Oh and that Arena could be it's own map, it could have rewards and such, rare drops and more, that would've been fun.
the D.T.D. 1 link goes to 15 second challenge
4:09-4:10 was a really smooth transition i must say
Umm...Jordan... The link for the Dont take damage 1 is wrong... It takes you to the 15 second memory.
the look at 18:28 Priceless LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shouldn't laugh, no way could I ever do this good, but that face though LOL!!!!!!!!
You gave the wrong link for the other video...
+T Ferreira Duuuuuuuuuuuude he did!
Sparkles is the best
The sounds are killing me! xdd
jordan needs to change his key binding so that he can sprint holding a button instead of double tapping
#jardonforpresident
"My Admiral Akbar senses are tingling"
-CaptainSparklez, 2016
If i see someone that says first one more time...
I swear if you can't give Jardon real feedback then might as well gtfo.
RUclips comments disabled.
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+Big Mac Yoshi dammit lol
This also isn't a feedback to the vid
The rage in this video made my entire day
Lol, Jordon, u cnt even mak simpel parcor jump at 9:00. dat jump iz ez m8. u a scruooo
Wat
+Jeff Gordon For Life the name says it all
+Kidus Yohannes When I read your comment I started laughing hysterically. Not bc it was funny, just because I was thinking, "How does you English, though?"
+Wesley Nielsen HU DU U ANKLICH BRU!
+Kidus Yohannes Lol, Cid, u cnt even typ simpel centenses. dohs wrds are incorrect. GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
Those grunting noises he makes, COMEDY GOLD!!!!
go get the chest...you can survive with the chest... it mihgt be water in the chest.
Please oh please oh please do more adventure maps like parkour, and cool puzzles and just adventure!!! I love when u do adventure maps so much!!! You are my favorite RUclipsr!!!!! Thank you for reading this!!!!
Can my 3rd reply get an odd amount of likes?
Not sure..
+c32 who will be third?
+MCsupernova 132 seems like it's you
c32 lol
+c32 Idk
I so love the sound effects! thanks for that :)
Learn to Minecraft bro!
+Jacob Holt i really dont like you
+MinecraftPROs I see we have a rare species of a 10 year old, they are most commonly found on PG mine craft RUclipsrs channels, and are incredibly cringey and annoying when they start to rant and not understand what jokes are on the Internet.
Very, very rare species. #savethemnow
Jacob Holt New video:
How to Minecraft 101: Tips and Tricks
Hey Jordan watching you play these maps makes me really feel you should play Half Heart Race!
This comment will never become Top comment
Are you sure??
+prodigyaustralia At least you're a realist.
xxChrisWilsonxx
sure am :p
FIRST THINGS FIRST
+prodigyaustralia this is top comment though
"I believe I can fly think about it I just passed away" oh my lord comedy gold
Somebody should make a compilation of Jordan making weird noises
Can this comment get 0 likes?
Yea
Nope
xD ༼つ ◕-◕ ༽つ (
Not anymore
Guess not. :/
Omg i love these sound effects :)
He really needs to cut his videos anyone with me?
+Bobby Emblem no
nyet
He does...
+Bobby Emblem noooooo
+Bobby Emblem he does cut
Cap- Pro Tip: You move forward faster than any other direction while falling (This makes it easier to do those vertical hole-in-the-wall jumps)
there should be a montage of all of Jordan's grunts during parkour
When an ad buffers, you know your internet is doomed
It still amazes me to this day why youtube ads dont buffer yet my youtube vids die every second
Nothing like your daily dosage of CaptainSparklez and starbucks.
I love watching him go from furious to numb
"My Admiral Akbar senses are tingling" -Sparklez 2016
"Get your shift together" new favorite quote
"What other made up dimensions might exist?"
Oh Jardon, you don't even know
Can we please get an animation of Jordan hitting the baby zombie with a baseball bat?
21:50
This map proves that Jardon was not the child to climb to the top.....
Damn Jordan back at it again with the white wall
Take your pulse before this kind of map, then take it after. For every beat higher it is, you must spin a spinner and take a bite/drink of whatever concoction you spin.
5:40 best sound fx ever
I think that the map delays your progress after you die with slowness because when you respawn, you're invincible for a few seconds.
13:40 mega derp just resurface after each chest
12:33 does that look like a 6
+Ryan___Ryan Apperently
Jordan the pool one wasn't luck. You were supposed to dive, check one, dive again, check a different one. That's how finding things underwater in real life works too.
"My Admiral Ackbar senses are tingling" omg imma have to use that one I'm laughing
*CaptainSparklez went up in flames*
21:21 Agreed, it's just an aesthetic that costs gameplay speed... It should just be removed.
I just watched the first one then saw you posted this six minutes later! I got great timing I guess! Keep up the great content :)
Brenden_MC needs to make more of these so captainsparklez head keeps hurting
Last time i remember this ammount of rage was that slime bounce parkour
11:06 - 11:23 Nice Sparkelz
i'm sorry Jardon, but I laugh at your pain. It's very funny
Shelby (littleshortysgs) completed level five without cheats Jordan