The perfect chat-up line

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  • @yoghurt6882
    @yoghurt6882 4 года назад +5502

    I’ve watched too many of these
    I am slowly becoming the perfect human being

    • @angel-du2yh
      @angel-du2yh 4 года назад +122

      i regret not discovering this channel earlier😭

    • @j.d.productions
      @j.d.productions 3 года назад +17

      Same.

    • @cosmic5934
      @cosmic5934 3 года назад +37

      idk bout that, I can't seem to apply most of these to irl situations unless I really improvised them alot

    • @musmost
      @musmost 3 года назад +15

      U can't rely on the research he suggests much. He mostly focuses on single studies which is weak alone

    • @manuelgarcia5488
      @manuelgarcia5488 3 года назад +13

      I've watched 60 of them in an hour...

  • @MehdiNPartDeux
    @MehdiNPartDeux 9 лет назад +9940

    So like this: "If you were running through my mind, what animal would you save from a burning house?"

  • @FlawlessFruitcake
    @FlawlessFruitcake 9 лет назад +3849

    Keep it personal...
    "What's your social security number?"

    • @mcfixer9503
      @mcfixer9503 3 года назад +109

      "What's your mother's maiden name, would you save your first pet if your house in your hometown caught fire, and what's your full name?"

    • @beetchain470
      @beetchain470 3 года назад +10

      @@mcfixer9503 I would be annoyed if you ask too many questions and gonna start ignoring or ekse blocking you😂

    • @auroshreemallik3857
      @auroshreemallik3857 3 года назад +18

      @lawlessFruitcake " its is always what's your social security number... not how's your social security n.o"

    • @Zenithjoi
      @Zenithjoi 3 года назад +7

      886 558 8855

    • @heresjimenea4441
      @heresjimenea4441 3 года назад +2

      @@Zenithjoi You're joking right? There's way too many "eights" in there.

  • @Kevlanco
    @Kevlanco 9 лет назад +12952

    If I were capable of being fun, creative, and personal, I wouldn't be here.

  • @soup_music
    @soup_music 9 лет назад +4659

    "hey, i'm a stranger. Just out of curiosity, what would you do if your house were to catch on fire tonight at precisely 12:35 a.m?"

    • @Legoninjaassassin990
      @Legoninjaassassin990 9 лет назад +112

      The very fact you've put "am" and tonight "tonight" means that it breaks down.
      (Only joining I'm not an English teacher. I know what u meant 😄)

    • @Legoninjaassassin990
      @Legoninjaassassin990 9 лет назад +13

      The very fact you've put "am" and "tonight" means that it breaks down.
      (Only joining I'm not an English teacher. I know what u meant 😄)

    • @soup_music
      @soup_music 9 лет назад +17

      W00shro0m_L003Tr lol oops. i'm tired.

    • @MagentaVibes
      @MagentaVibes 9 лет назад +27

      Its 12 am rn 😱

    • @ambalineyinet4676
      @ambalineyinet4676 7 лет назад +8

      Your profile pic goes with the comment so well

  • @blub3816
    @blub3816 3 года назад +1764

    *Get them to talk about themselves.*
    “Your blood type. Now.”

    • @drunkencel4091
      @drunkencel4091 3 года назад +6

      lul

    • @carriedarkpoetry9751
      @carriedarkpoetry9751 3 года назад +44

      It’s A- sir A- 😳😳

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 3 года назад +4

      me irl

    • @lakshmi4224
      @lakshmi4224 3 года назад +24

      Sounds like something Dwight Schrute would say

    • @RXQ1jj
      @RXQ1jj 3 года назад +15

      @@carriedarkpoetry9751 "I don't know what to do know, I didn't expect to get this far."

  • @fregus.
    @fregus. 8 лет назад +3720

    "have you ever watched a man die?"
    aw shit she ran away again

    • @destinybarrett4638
      @destinybarrett4638 8 лет назад +41

      my life in one comment.

    • @soukybird9274
      @soukybird9274 7 лет назад +19

      I have 🙋🏻

    • @buhzs9663
      @buhzs9663 3 года назад +6

      i saw one jump-

    • @roggonval
      @roggonval 3 года назад +15

      @@soukybird9274 so... Can i have your number?

    • @sofiah.r5534
      @sofiah.r5534 3 года назад +12

      @@soukybird9274 why did i think the emoji was a snail
      why

  • @burner2166
    @burner2166 9 лет назад +3584

    Is it just me or would it be really creepy asking someone about their house burning down. I would think the person would be an arsonist.

    • @nvrguru22
      @nvrguru22 9 лет назад +27

      Ya, I would lock the doors and keep 911 ready on my phone

    • @SuperGilc
      @SuperGilc 9 лет назад +11

      ***** LOL I got your reference, and I was thinking about the same when reading the 'arsonist' comment xD

    • @OllyParryJones
      @OllyParryJones 9 лет назад +22

      A certain conversation killer, right? You may as well make your next question 'Well, guess what??'.
      Perhaps it works better in speed dating, so that you can save time and rule out almost everyone you meet.

    • @albrenza
      @albrenza 9 лет назад +8

      that gave me that feeling, too ;))

    • @thehuman1202
      @thehuman1202 9 лет назад +32

      If your house caught fire, what would be the one thing you saved?
      (Grabs lighter)
      And where is your address?

  • @flyingdutchman4you
    @flyingdutchman4you 9 лет назад +1777

    Your idea of fun is having your house on fire?

    • @satbir232
      @satbir232 9 лет назад +110

      Some people just want to watch the world burn

    • @UltraJordanGaming
      @UltraJordanGaming 9 лет назад +20

      satbir232 "Some people just want to watch your house burn, like me! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

    • @sweetiebuttons3498
      @sweetiebuttons3498 9 лет назад +3

      +satbir232 LET IT BURN

    • @greenelephant...ofdoom5527
      @greenelephant...ofdoom5527 9 лет назад +1

      +The Right Stuff Went through it; wasn't very fun. Proud to say that my puppies were my first thought though (and they are fine).

    • @nairouza16
      @nairouza16 4 года назад +1

      You wrote this 5 years ago LOL

  • @RamenLewis
    @RamenLewis 9 лет назад +329

    So something like this "If I was to murder your family what emotions would you feel?"?

  • @RyeOnHam
    @RyeOnHam 9 лет назад +3522

    If you could light one animal on fire, which one would it be?

  • @fatimakhan4671
    @fatimakhan4671 3 года назад +216

    "If your house caught on fire what one thing would you save?"
    "Sorry about the fire can I have your phone?"

  • @illdie314
    @illdie314 9 лет назад +1765

    Girl, you must be an angel, because you are a typically benevolent celestial being that acts as an intermediary between heaven and earth, especially in Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and Zoroastrianism.

    • @patrickshannon353
      @patrickshannon353 9 лет назад +107

      Girl are you an angel? *shoots her* well she is now

    • @illdie314
      @illdie314 9 лет назад +212

      Patrick Shannon Girl, you must be oxygen because you are a nonmetallic element constituting 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume that occurs as a diatomic gas, O2, and in many compounds such as water and iron ore. It combines with most elements, is essential for plant and animal respiration, and is required for nearly all combustion. Atomic number 8; atomic weight 15.9994; melting point -218.4°C; boiling point -183.0°C; gas density at 0°C 1.429 grams per liter; valence 2. See Table at element.

    • @patrickshannon353
      @patrickshannon353 9 лет назад +61

      illdiewithoutpi lol too much science lost interest after the oxygen part at beginning 😂

    • @illdie314
      @illdie314 9 лет назад +12

      Patrick Shannon I've got more where that came from, if you're interested :D
      this site generates them using dictionary definitions:
      tinysubversions.com/stuff/youMustBe/

    • @patrickshannon353
      @patrickshannon353 9 лет назад +3

      What

  • @Nilguiri
    @Nilguiri 9 лет назад +274

    Oh Richard, you smooth-talking ladies' man.

    • @ayayo5450
      @ayayo5450 3 года назад +1

      this made me laugh 😭

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 3 года назад +6

      @@ayayo5450 haha, then my work here is done!

    • @sujayshingade8253
      @sujayshingade8253 3 года назад

      This is GOLD LMAOO

  • @leenaildeduro6387
    @leenaildeduro6387 4 года назад +374

    "if your house was burning, which one would you first save?*
    Me, the InTeLlEcTuAl: MY HOUSE.

    • @informal70
      @informal70 3 года назад +26

      It's Big Brain time

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 года назад +3

      Me, the intellectual: My ass!

    • @ashkook9709
      @ashkook9709 3 года назад

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @biofungus
    @biofungus 9 лет назад +1565

    I think I'd avoid that second line though...
    "If your house was on fire, what's the one thing you'd save?"
    "My husband."
    Yeah, it can go wrong VERY quickly...

  • @UltraJordanGaming
    @UltraJordanGaming 9 лет назад +198

    Me: "If your house caught fire, what is the one thing you'd save.
    Stranger: "..."
    Me: "What would it be?"
    Stranger: "Hello. Police? I'd like to report a..."

    • @jankkhvej434
      @jankkhvej434 3 года назад +3

      why not save the house?

    • @shaikhaali7447
      @shaikhaali7447 3 года назад

      @@jankkhvej434 Poor house doesn’t get any help

  • @jaannmikaela8105
    @jaannmikaela8105 4 года назад +117

    *first day in senior high school
    me: *wants to make friends
    also me: *if your house is on fire, who would you save?*

  • @CarlosSarceno
    @CarlosSarceno 9 лет назад +89

    My perfect chat up line.
    -"Hey, so what're you doing?"
    From here on out you just listen and nod.

    • @abeny915
      @abeny915 3 года назад +1

      fax

    • @ashkook9709
      @ashkook9709 3 года назад +1

      lmaooo doesnt rlly work, esp not online

    • @arnaubasulto4448
      @arnaubasulto4448 Год назад +1

      Even better if you change the what for a how

  • @Peubescent
    @Peubescent 3 года назад +683

    "Did your dad leave you?
    If he did, how would you make him suffer?"
    *Fun, personal, creative*

    • @Noodle966
      @Noodle966 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin 2 года назад +18

      I have high doubts on the F U N part...

    • @martijn2071
      @martijn2071 2 года назад +8

      @@GengUpinIpin no, no I see what he means

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin 2 года назад

      @@martijn2071 please elaborate

    • @LokheeNyx
      @LokheeNyx Год назад

      Bruh this actually made me laugh

  • @conkrcstf6405
    @conkrcstf6405 3 года назад +184

    Genuinely something that always gets a laugh and then immediately a group discussion: 'what's the biggest land animal you reckon you could beat in a fight' or even better 'how many clones of yourself would you need to kill Dwayne The Rock Johnson'.

    • @razberrymist9475
      @razberrymist9475 2 года назад +2

      Those are fantastic xS

    • @sokjeong-ho7033
      @sokjeong-ho7033 2 года назад +21

      even better, "How many kindergarteners do you reckon you could beat in a fight?"

    • @aischnix3940
      @aischnix3940 2 года назад

      @@sokjeong-ho7033 Not sure If youre referencing Peter

    • @edjamaz4636
      @edjamaz4636 Год назад

      I always ask that. Another great one is "would you rather be a monkey with a human brain or a human with a monkey brain?" I've had 30 minute conversations just digging through the consequences of that question alone lol

  • @yasminothman842
    @yasminothman842 4 года назад +57

    Actually, if you want the perfect chat-up line, just say this:
    "That's a sharp outfit (name). Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea... Because it's so sharp."

  • @gunsrus123
    @gunsrus123 9 лет назад +116

    My best chat up line is " "
    I'm lonely ...

  • @tomlatz620
    @tomlatz620 9 лет назад +23

    "Hey girl you dropped something"-"what"-"your standards, wanna go out?"

    • @NickBrunnerYT
      @NickBrunnerYT Год назад +1

      what if they don't reply with "what?" ?

  • @TheFearCreepypasta
    @TheFearCreepypasta 8 лет назад +85

    If your house caught fire what would be the one thing you'd save?
    Why do you ask?
    You'll find out soon enough...

    • @A_ldo..
      @A_ldo.. 3 года назад +3

      Holy shit

  • @Joshpostswhateverhewants
    @Joshpostswhateverhewants 8 лет назад +33

    No your doing it all wrong have you seen prank invasion!? Your supposed to play rock paper scissors for a kiss

    • @itzsamic
      @itzsamic 7 лет назад +3

      intense make out session*

    • @superyeah4ever2
      @superyeah4ever2 7 лет назад +3

      this needs a trillion likes

  • @ilikebeanies3499
    @ilikebeanies3499 3 года назад +47

    Me: "I'd save the hostages in my basement, it kinda took a while to get them and I'm not kidnapping again."
    The guy: 👁👄👁

    • @pepeknamornik9283
      @pepeknamornik9283 3 года назад +3

      what a fkin great answer

    • @ashkook9709
      @ashkook9709 3 года назад +2

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO come kidnap em anytime XD

    • @angelus_solus
      @angelus_solus 3 года назад +1

      If any lass said that to me, she'd have my heart right there. I love dark humour.

  • @jakejesmond6066
    @jakejesmond6066 7 лет назад +85

    If someone ever asked me "If your house were burning and you could only save one thing what would you save?"
    I swear on Belgium's fate I'll respond with " *_my house_* "

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 9 лет назад +92

    The trick is getting the balance right. Don't go too personal, don't be too much of a froot loop and of course, don't over think it.
    A formula I've found to work well is using the ARE method:
    Anchor - Find a mutual 'shared reality' . (E..g "Dr. Landis is a funny guy)
    Reveal - Reveal something about yourself that is related to the anchor you just put out (..."I've been trying to get into his classes for ages, this is the first time I've managed to land a spot")
    Encourage - And, hand off the ball to them with a question (..."Did you have a hard time getting into the class?") Though try to attach a more open question.
    However, yes/no questions can be a good way to check if the person you're talking too actually wants to talk to you. If your extension of friendship is met coldly then you can leave it at that.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim 2 года назад +1

      :)

    • @wagnag4746
      @wagnag4746 Год назад +4

      Okay, I know it's been 7 years and all BUT what do you have against froot loops ?

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +3

      F-ing genius. What the hell are you even doing here? 🥲

  • @Ellieboss
    @Ellieboss 8 лет назад +83

    Why am I getting chat up line ideas from an old man 😂😂😂😬

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 8 лет назад +8

      Experience

    • @eonshade6297
      @eonshade6297 8 лет назад +15

      Because this is your life now

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 7 лет назад +2

      Best place to get chat up lines from

  • @thespanishinquisition5526
    @thespanishinquisition5526 8 лет назад +66

    Personal questions. Hm.
    "Why are most of your underwear in the closet next to your bed coloured black? And why do you constantly leave your window open?"

    • @lenirish
      @lenirish 7 лет назад +4

      It's colored black because it's hard to do the laundry

    • @ashkook9709
      @ashkook9709 3 года назад

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is sooo underrated
      oh and the answer- so that i can run away easily when my house catches fire

  • @astroflame4695
    @astroflame4695 3 года назад +4

    I just got one of these videos in my recommended and now I can barely stop watching them lol

  • @LivingWeirdCameron
    @LivingWeirdCameron 9 лет назад +61

    Haha when the first person to comment says 'second' 😂

  • @thierrymoniot4333
    @thierrymoniot4333 9 лет назад +48

    You know what is fun ?
    Talking about someone's house burning the first time you meet...

  • @PoppyMusica
    @PoppyMusica 8 лет назад +130

    Me. You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

  • @johnjohnson3457
    @johnjohnson3457 8 лет назад +25

    if your house burned down, what would be the one thing you saved?
    I'm calling the cops.

  • @3Demon100
    @3Demon100 9 лет назад +13

    *Eyy girl if yo house was on fire what would you save?"
    What a panty dropper...

  • @BlondeAngel718
    @BlondeAngel718 9 лет назад +34

    If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE....... Gets them everytime.

  • @JACKSTER359
    @JACKSTER359 9 лет назад +33

    To be fair walking up to someone and saying a dumb chat up line is more likely to make then laugh and attract them to you then asking a weird question like what is your favourite animal. They would most likely just say go away.

  • @mizpaharal6413
    @mizpaharal6413 3 года назад +30

    Me: If your house was on fire, what object would you rescue?
    Them: Actually, my house caught fire and left me homeless 2 years ago
    Me: O-Oh...

    • @angelus_solus
      @angelus_solus 3 года назад

      Interestingly enough, that very thing happened to me the 9th of last September. Actually, most of the town I live in burnt down, yet thankfully my mum's place across the street was still standing so I had a place to live for a while.

  • @mcfixer9503
    @mcfixer9503 3 года назад +7

    "If your house caught fire would you think it was because of me?"

  • @gustavoraddatz
    @gustavoraddatz 9 лет назад +947

    You wanna know what's beautiful? read the first word in this comment.

    • @sallymay4004
      @sallymay4004 9 лет назад +86

      Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Scorpionwacom
      @Scorpionwacom 9 лет назад +60

      Nice recursion!
      Do you remember that scene in “Rio”?
      Rafael: [Flying alongside trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her: “You have beautiful eyes”.
      Blu: That’s good! Great idea!
      [to Jewel, with confidence]
      Blu: I have beautiful eyes.

    • @suzannerose3104
      @suzannerose3104 9 лет назад +1

      yas!

    • @Hella_Mishkeen
      @Hella_Mishkeen 9 лет назад +16

      Who the frick is Read- ohhhhhh...

    • @SB-mj2oi
      @SB-mj2oi 9 лет назад

      Frost Duh Pomsky nah, no-one else thought that. Sorry x

  • @bisexual_disaster5223
    @bisexual_disaster5223 4 года назад +9

    "If ur house caught fire what would you save"
    "Both of u two assume I wouldn't just sit in the house reading a book whilst covered in gasoline and wait for the fire to get to me"

  • @fep_ptcp883
    @fep_ptcp883 6 лет назад +5

    -Yeah, you seem alright girl, if only you didn't have this problem with your mouth...
    -What problem?
    -It is too far away from my mouth...

  • @gamolly
    @gamolly 3 года назад +6

    "While referencing the Bristol stool chart, what type of poop have you been pooping lately?"
    *instant love*

  • @kristofer4935
    @kristofer4935 4 года назад +15

    “ are you straight? Prove it.”

    • @sadhna7865
      @sadhna7865 3 года назад +2

      "Are you stupid? You don't need to prove it."

    • @lehaswinipalla3365
      @lehaswinipalla3365 3 года назад +1

      @@sadhna7865 your username 😂😂

  • @GayatriNaik-vq4te
    @GayatriNaik-vq4te 3 года назад +3

    The comments are my favorite part of this video😂

  • @matthewrammig
    @matthewrammig Год назад +2

    I met my new neighbor today. I’m glad I didn’t ask “if your house caught fire, What would be the one thing you save?”

  • @SpeedplayerA
    @SpeedplayerA 9 лет назад +10

    We on planet earth call them "pick-up lines".

  • @JerMaxx-zo3px
    @JerMaxx-zo3px 3 года назад +8

    I actually ask this type of questions a lot. Last year I made friends with a guy from my class and I always ask him something like 'What's the most exciting thing you ever did?', 'What will you do if someone bullies you?', 'What's your most funny experience?', etc.
    Around a month ago, he told me he likes me🤣🤣🤣

    • @serpentine1983
      @serpentine1983 3 года назад +7

      hmmmmm... A woman chatting up to a guy? That must be a first. (don't get me wrong, I think it's good, it's just so out of the ordinary).
      anyways. if true. then gratz! (if you like him also).

  • @_phong.huynh_
    @_phong.huynh_ 3 года назад +5

    “How many children are locked up in the basement of your house? 🙂”

    • @Joemamaa6969
      @Joemamaa6969 3 года назад

      idk come see for yourself 😏😩‼

  • @ryanhazloofilms
    @ryanhazloofilms 9 лет назад +8

    this dude must slay

    • @sehrab
      @sehrab 9 лет назад

      😂😂😂ahahahaha

    • @Becksnnc
      @Becksnnc 9 лет назад

      Lmao tickled me xD

    • @MarcoPolo1967
      @MarcoPolo1967 8 лет назад

      That explains why he takes months off RUclips.

  • @Hi-io2lg
    @Hi-io2lg 3 года назад +6

    The problem is that if I said those things it would sound like a threat.
    "if you were to be killed tommorow, what would you do in the time you got left? 🥰"

  • @massive.nerd.potential
    @massive.nerd.potential 3 года назад +4

    Me: runs up to random stranger* Hey! Hey! Hey! If you were to be in a movie, what role would you like to play?

  • @ohhCNZ
    @ohhCNZ 9 лет назад +19

    Think I got the hang of it :) On a scale of 1 to 10, what's you're favorite color of the alphabet?

    • @Petrichorus-
      @Petrichorus- 9 лет назад

      IT'S YOU!!!!!!!

    • @ohhCNZ
      @ohhCNZ 9 лет назад +2

      MuSic Infinity Yea I'm that nigga

    • @duckytutorials8846
      @duckytutorials8846 9 лет назад

      I love this xD

    • @SannaGS
      @SannaGS 9 лет назад

      +Ron Weasley Whatcha doing here Ron? Go back to Harry!

    • @Petrichorus-
      @Petrichorus- 9 лет назад

      *SHOTS FIRED*

  • @sourfar
    @sourfar 3 года назад +6

    This just sounds like the morning questions my teacher gives us..

  • @Stuck_in_Space
    @Stuck_in_Space 2 года назад +2

    If my house was on fire, the one thing I would save is my house

  • @landomt8138
    @landomt8138 3 года назад +2

    My dad is a financial planner and told me people will like you best if they do 70% of the talking. Good tip for a salesman, but also for a date.

    • @serpentine1983
      @serpentine1983 3 года назад

      thing is.. if both are using that rule, then both would be doing 50/50 or there would be a lot of awkward silence xD

  • @lud.1c
    @lud.1c 4 года назад +4

    This is the best boomer by far but it’s sad he doesn’t upload anymore

  • @guillermogerrycabrera7625
    @guillermogerrycabrera7625 3 года назад +1

    "Sorry about the rain but what if your house is on fire, what would you save first?"
    "To extinguish the fir-"
    "Can you draw a letter Q on your forehead?"
    "Wait, i though-"
    "Can you just email me about that?"

  • @Avinash_Mohanty
    @Avinash_Mohanty 3 года назад +3

    Yeah, saying that "If your house caught fire 🔥, what would be the one thing you would save?" is indeed the most perfect and the best of all classic lines to start a beautiful chat and a lovely conversation which always guarantees a complete and an absolute success in both the real and the virtual world alike. lOl....

  • @badnewsbears2868
    @badnewsbears2868 3 года назад +2

    Me: If you were an animal what animal would you be
    911: sir this is for emergencies only

  • @batoulabed192
    @batoulabed192 3 года назад +3

    Those types of questions I only ask my closest best friend when we're bored af, not out of the blue with some stranger or someone I barely know, they'll probably think I'm some kind of weirdo.

  • @guestuser1479
    @guestuser1479 Год назад +1

    "If your house caught fire, what would you save?"
    "Why? What are you gonna do to my house!?"

  • @hellotherehehehehaw
    @hellotherehehehehaw 5 месяцев назад +3

    He invented rizz before it got invented

  • @raymckigney2118
    @raymckigney2118 3 года назад +1

    “Ever clog the toilet and leave it for the next person?”

  • @theadventuresofbaghead6977
    @theadventuresofbaghead6977 2 года назад +3

    I just look at random things and try to create conversations in my head about them so when I talk to someone I can just look at something and just start asking questions and/or making jokes about something related to that thing. That way I never run out of conversations.

  • @harveystew
    @harveystew 8 лет назад +2

    If my house were burning down I would save my house from my burning house. With many glasses of water.

  • @kenswift748
    @kenswift748 8 лет назад +22

    If a muslim in full attire sat next to you on a public bench, and dropped off a big black duffelbag next to you and ran, what direction would you run?

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 8 лет назад

      Opposite direction he ran, why?

    • @ElMustaccio
      @ElMustaccio 8 лет назад +2

      +Tyler_james Wouldn't he expect you to run in the opposite direction?That way he could ambush you or something.I would run the same way as him, but slightly at an angle.

    • @toxi4017
      @toxi4017 8 лет назад +4

      +ken swift Are you racist or something.........why do they have to be Muslim .-.

    • @kenswift748
      @kenswift748 8 лет назад +1

      muslim is not a race #1. 2nd of all there is no other group of people the I know of who believe they die heroes for blowing other people up. Not all are the same, but i can't tell them apart. U.S Prisons are filled with muslims and christians.

    • @hamzahmohammed601
      @hamzahmohammed601 8 лет назад +10

      +ken swift Islamophobe. I guess that's the correct term for your comment, and presumably you as a person. Also, just because you lack the ability to distinguish civil, tax paying, law abiding Muslims from those who proclaim themselves to be Muslim in the Mid East (i.e. Da'esh), doesn't give you the right to label every Muslim in such a negative manner.

  • @Durtly
    @Durtly 3 года назад +1

    If your house was on fire, what's the one thing you'd save?
    ...My House obviously.

  • @Blue_
    @Blue_ 9 лет назад +17

    Some other bad ones:
    Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
    Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
    Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
    If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
    I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to you.
    Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.
    Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
    You're welcome. :D

    • @MatthewLynchh
      @MatthewLynchh 9 лет назад +1

      +BlueStone Hey!
      Bluestone! :D

    • @Blue_
      @Blue_ 9 лет назад +1

      Hello! :D

    • @legomegastudio2
      @legomegastudio2 8 лет назад +3

      Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
      That's the worst one I can think of.

    • @AnonymousDuckLover
      @AnonymousDuckLover 8 лет назад +1

      +Blue_ That last one could work.

    • @subjectdelta4758
      @subjectdelta4758 8 лет назад

      How about " hey girl, do you like my pants because tonight there all yours "

  • @wangman56
    @wangman56 7 лет назад +1

    Imagine this guy walking down the street, coming up to your girl and says one of these pickup lines

  • @dellawrence4323
    @dellawrence4323 3 года назад +3

    "Here is ten pence, phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight" worked wonders for me all through the 80's.

    • @brucedambrosio4270
      @brucedambrosio4270 3 года назад +1

      Is that line in any way related to a similar line in the American series "The Paper Chase", spoken by John Houseman?

  • @ayoutubecommenter7494
    @ayoutubecommenter7494 3 года назад +2

    "Keep it fun, creative, and personal!"
    Oh yeah, your house is on fire, so fun 👁️👄👁️

  • @aravindmani304
    @aravindmani304 9 лет назад +3

    Are you made of Copper (Cu) and tellurium (Te)? Because you are CuTe.
    Are you made of Barium (Ba) and Beryllium (Be)? Because you are A BaBe.

  • @jnjnl123
    @jnjnl123 9 лет назад +2

    "So, do you see the dress black and blue or white and gold?"

  • @luxiosfantasy
    @luxiosfantasy 9 лет назад +6

    I just walk to girls and stare at them in death silence, when they ask me wtf i just kind of introduce myself and explain i love weirding out people and from there we have a conversation ;) (It sounds stupid but it has worked more times u imagine)

    • @benbro4074
      @benbro4074 9 лет назад +10

      Until you get arrested one day

    • @RenegadeShepard69
      @RenegadeShepard69 3 года назад +3

      @@benbro4074 Let's wait for him to get out of jail to answer to you now.

  • @thomaskendrick6410
    @thomaskendrick6410 3 года назад +1

    If my house caught fire the one thing I’d save is probably my house

  • @JonisMommerency
    @JonisMommerency 9 лет назад +4

    You will double your subscribtions monthly if you keep uploading videos at this rate of speed, thanks for the videos!
    But I do think there are better personal questions to let people talk. I've had questions like this on a psychological test when doing exams for a state job.

  • @gojosatoru2294
    @gojosatoru2294 3 года назад +1

    "If your house caught fire, what would be the one thing you'd save?"
    *me: My house*

  • @salimjamal2154
    @salimjamal2154 8 лет назад +3

    I were an animal, I would be the one in my photo.

  • @favi677
    @favi677 4 года назад +1

    I actually hate questions like these. We did them a lot as ice breakers in class 😣

  • @cleanycloth
    @cleanycloth 9 лет назад +4

    My chat up line is "LOVE ME" screamed into their face.
    high five if you get the reference!

  • @shashlik7959
    @shashlik7959 3 года назад +1

    0:45
    Oh your dog? you may not realize it but you just saved your house from burning down

  • @Ani-kq4tr
    @Ani-kq4tr 3 года назад +6

    “If your house burned down, what would be one thing you saved?”
    Me (whose house has burned down):
    👁👄👁
    I saved my childhood stuffed animal if anyone was wondering

  • @natureplus8379
    @natureplus8379 3 года назад +1

    Damn you are my mentor that I've been looking for

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 8 лет назад +5

    I just act generally kind to people and let the girl I find cute notice it, then when she checks me out I walk up to her a little and say "hi" and smile a bit, and ask a couple casual questions about school or something, then I leave and let her take the next step. =D

    • @squirrels24seven
      @squirrels24seven 2 года назад

      howd it work for u

    • @thatoneguy6114
      @thatoneguy6114 Год назад

      burn down her house.

    • @arnaubasulto4448
      @arnaubasulto4448 Год назад +1

      Has it worked so far?

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 Год назад

      It has worked a few times, although I honestly get really anxious when things start to "get serious" in terms of flirting, since I am worried that I might screw things up at any moment, so I usually just keep it at brief flirting. It is very rare that I feel comfortable enough around a woman to be able to completely relax, but it has happened on a few rare occasions.

  • @BunnyTwist
    @BunnyTwist 8 лет назад +1

    dude these videos are the best

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 3 года назад +4

    “Flashbacks to when a guy at work asked me what kind of desert I would be”
    If your curious, I’d told him I’d be a fruit cobbler. Because I hate fruit cobblers.

    • @jerkycam
      @jerkycam 3 года назад +1

      XD... akward

  • @vanadinemedia5582
    @vanadinemedia5582 8 лет назад +2

    Why not just say "Hello, how has your day been?"

  • @acegamestv
    @acegamestv 2 года назад

    Always a good idea to bring up some one's house burning down as a first impression.

  • @RAY-cn1fm
    @RAY-cn1fm 2 года назад +1

    Omg literally watching his videos just for the fun in the comment section

  • @haveitboi999
    @haveitboi999 9 лет назад +13

    or just slide your hand up there bra

    • @benjaminadler2001
      @benjaminadler2001 9 лет назад +9

      Their. You're lucky you only need to talk to girls at bars and not type.

    • @benjaminadler2001
      @benjaminadler2001 9 лет назад +5

      eddy friday Ok i wi

    • @EgonomiicTV
      @EgonomiicTV 9 лет назад +9

      Just sexually assault somebody. Great advice!

    • @haveitboi999
      @haveitboi999 9 лет назад +1

      take a joke, great advice

    • @EgonomiicTV
      @EgonomiicTV 9 лет назад +8

      Make better jokes and maybe you'll get some laughs.

  • @denver5093
    @denver5093 4 года назад +2

    the kind of questions were relevant in 1960s

  • @kirawr8064
    @kirawr8064 Год назад +1

    "If you were an animal, which one wou-"
    "I have boyfriends"

  • @ssquatch_3405
    @ssquatch_3405 9 лет назад +3

    How you doin' ?

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 2 года назад +1

    Me: Would you rather go to a McDonald's which is far away or to a Burger King which is near to you?
    *"Sir, this is Wendy's."*

  • @carlo1831
    @carlo1831 8 лет назад +5

    Here's another terrible chat up line. Nice dress. It would look great on my floor. LMAO. I would never say that to a woman, but I know guys that would.

    • @lenirish
      @lenirish 7 лет назад

      Nice Dress, but nicer if you don't have one ;)

  • @Fisher2291
    @Fisher2291 3 года назад

    “If you could only save one family member, who would it be?”

  • @mindmaster_osu
    @mindmaster_osu 9 лет назад +10

    Second