The perfect chat-up line
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Richard Wiseman is based at the University of Hertfordshire www.herts.ac.uk
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I’ve watched too many of these
I am slowly becoming the perfect human being
i regret not discovering this channel earlier😭
Same.
idk bout that, I can't seem to apply most of these to irl situations unless I really improvised them alot
U can't rely on the research he suggests much. He mostly focuses on single studies which is weak alone
I've watched 60 of them in an hour...
So like this: "If you were running through my mind, what animal would you save from a burning house?"
Lol
None cuz there's no animals in my house
My turtle, hampster, fish, dogs, and kittens. Oh and how could I forget about my birds.
Nailed it.
This will work........
Keep it personal...
"What's your social security number?"
"What's your mother's maiden name, would you save your first pet if your house in your hometown caught fire, and what's your full name?"
@@mcfixer9503 I would be annoyed if you ask too many questions and gonna start ignoring or ekse blocking you😂
@lawlessFruitcake " its is always what's your social security number... not how's your social security n.o"
886 558 8855
@@Zenithjoi You're joking right? There's way too many "eights" in there.
If I were capable of being fun, creative, and personal, I wouldn't be here.
Damn right
hahahaha
exactly
The irony!
Indeed.
"hey, i'm a stranger. Just out of curiosity, what would you do if your house were to catch on fire tonight at precisely 12:35 a.m?"
The very fact you've put "am" and tonight "tonight" means that it breaks down.
(Only joining I'm not an English teacher. I know what u meant 😄)
The very fact you've put "am" and "tonight" means that it breaks down.
(Only joining I'm not an English teacher. I know what u meant 😄)
W00shro0m_L003Tr lol oops. i'm tired.
Its 12 am rn 😱
Your profile pic goes with the comment so well
*Get them to talk about themselves.*
“Your blood type. Now.”
lul
It’s A- sir A- 😳😳
me irl
Sounds like something Dwight Schrute would say
@@carriedarkpoetry9751 "I don't know what to do know, I didn't expect to get this far."
"have you ever watched a man die?"
aw shit she ran away again
my life in one comment.
I have 🙋🏻
i saw one jump-
@@soukybird9274 so... Can i have your number?
@@soukybird9274 why did i think the emoji was a snail
why
Is it just me or would it be really creepy asking someone about their house burning down. I would think the person would be an arsonist.
Ya, I would lock the doors and keep 911 ready on my phone
***** LOL I got your reference, and I was thinking about the same when reading the 'arsonist' comment xD
A certain conversation killer, right? You may as well make your next question 'Well, guess what??'.
Perhaps it works better in speed dating, so that you can save time and rule out almost everyone you meet.
that gave me that feeling, too ;))
If your house caught fire, what would be the one thing you saved?
(Grabs lighter)
And where is your address?
Your idea of fun is having your house on fire?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
satbir232 "Some people just want to watch your house burn, like me! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
+satbir232 LET IT BURN
+The Right Stuff Went through it; wasn't very fun. Proud to say that my puppies were my first thought though (and they are fine).
You wrote this 5 years ago LOL
So something like this "If I was to murder your family what emotions would you feel?"?
Oh dude yeah! That is such a chick magnet
:D
finally someone understood
:))
I'd feel extremely happy and thank you if you did kill them.
If you could light one animal on fire, which one would it be?
Lol
Paaahahahaha! Thats GOLD I tell you. GOLD!!!! HAHAHAHA
Hahahaha! That one is funny xD
+RyeOnHam a roach.
+RyeOnHam My house.
"If your house caught on fire what one thing would you save?"
"Sorry about the fire can I have your phone?"
It's supposed to be raining, that would put out the fire
THIS ONE WINS LOLL
I would save my phone and yes you can have it.
Thought your horse was on gire
Girl, you must be an angel, because you are a typically benevolent celestial being that acts as an intermediary between heaven and earth, especially in Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and Zoroastrianism.
Girl are you an angel? *shoots her* well she is now
Patrick Shannon Girl, you must be oxygen because you are a nonmetallic element constituting 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume that occurs as a diatomic gas, O2, and in many compounds such as water and iron ore. It combines with most elements, is essential for plant and animal respiration, and is required for nearly all combustion. Atomic number 8; atomic weight 15.9994; melting point -218.4°C; boiling point -183.0°C; gas density at 0°C 1.429 grams per liter; valence 2. See Table at element.
illdiewithoutpi lol too much science lost interest after the oxygen part at beginning 😂
Patrick Shannon I've got more where that came from, if you're interested :D
this site generates them using dictionary definitions:
tinysubversions.com/stuff/youMustBe/
What
Oh Richard, you smooth-talking ladies' man.
this made me laugh 😭
@@ayayo5450 haha, then my work here is done!
This is GOLD LMAOO
"if your house was burning, which one would you first save?*
Me, the InTeLlEcTuAl: MY HOUSE.
It's Big Brain time
Me, the intellectual: My ass!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think I'd avoid that second line though...
"If your house was on fire, what's the one thing you'd save?"
"My husband."
Yeah, it can go wrong VERY quickly...
Lol
Teh husband is now a thing.
:o
I'd save my wank sock.
nice i agree with you
Your husband..... He isn't a " thing"
😐
Me: "If your house caught fire, what is the one thing you'd save.
Stranger: "..."
Me: "What would it be?"
Stranger: "Hello. Police? I'd like to report a..."
why not save the house?
@@jankkhvej434 Poor house doesn’t get any help
*first day in senior high school
me: *wants to make friends
also me: *if your house is on fire, who would you save?*
My perfect chat up line.
-"Hey, so what're you doing?"
From here on out you just listen and nod.
fax
lmaooo doesnt rlly work, esp not online
Even better if you change the what for a how
"Did your dad leave you?
If he did, how would you make him suffer?"
*Fun, personal, creative*
Lmao
I have high doubts on the F U N part...
@@GengUpinIpin no, no I see what he means
@@martijn2071 please elaborate
Bruh this actually made me laugh
Genuinely something that always gets a laugh and then immediately a group discussion: 'what's the biggest land animal you reckon you could beat in a fight' or even better 'how many clones of yourself would you need to kill Dwayne The Rock Johnson'.
Those are fantastic xS
even better, "How many kindergarteners do you reckon you could beat in a fight?"
@@sokjeong-ho7033 Not sure If youre referencing Peter
I always ask that. Another great one is "would you rather be a monkey with a human brain or a human with a monkey brain?" I've had 30 minute conversations just digging through the consequences of that question alone lol
Actually, if you want the perfect chat-up line, just say this:
"That's a sharp outfit (name). Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea... Because it's so sharp."
This is just, wow. Underated.
Azula
Fr if they get this they a keeper fr fr
My best chat up line is " "
I'm lonely ...
***** Ok ._.
Lol Complexity!
***** Take me with you!
Lets all of us just chat!
This people
"Hey girl you dropped something"-"what"-"your standards, wanna go out?"
what if they don't reply with "what?" ?
If your house caught fire what would be the one thing you'd save?
Why do you ask?
You'll find out soon enough...
Holy shit
No your doing it all wrong have you seen prank invasion!? Your supposed to play rock paper scissors for a kiss
intense make out session*
this needs a trillion likes
Me: "I'd save the hostages in my basement, it kinda took a while to get them and I'm not kidnapping again."
The guy: 👁👄👁
what a fkin great answer
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO come kidnap em anytime XD
If any lass said that to me, she'd have my heart right there. I love dark humour.
If someone ever asked me "If your house were burning and you could only save one thing what would you save?"
I swear on Belgium's fate I'll respond with " *_my house_* "
nice swear
Bro really swore on Belgium's fate
The trick is getting the balance right. Don't go too personal, don't be too much of a froot loop and of course, don't over think it.
A formula I've found to work well is using the ARE method:
Anchor - Find a mutual 'shared reality' . (E..g "Dr. Landis is a funny guy)
Reveal - Reveal something about yourself that is related to the anchor you just put out (..."I've been trying to get into his classes for ages, this is the first time I've managed to land a spot")
Encourage - And, hand off the ball to them with a question (..."Did you have a hard time getting into the class?") Though try to attach a more open question.
However, yes/no questions can be a good way to check if the person you're talking too actually wants to talk to you. If your extension of friendship is met coldly then you can leave it at that.
:)
Okay, I know it's been 7 years and all BUT what do you have against froot loops ?
F-ing genius. What the hell are you even doing here? 🥲
Why am I getting chat up line ideas from an old man 😂😂😂😬
Experience
Because this is your life now
Best place to get chat up lines from
Personal questions. Hm.
"Why are most of your underwear in the closet next to your bed coloured black? And why do you constantly leave your window open?"
It's colored black because it's hard to do the laundry
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is sooo underrated
oh and the answer- so that i can run away easily when my house catches fire
I just got one of these videos in my recommended and now I can barely stop watching them lol
Haha when the first person to comment says 'second' 😂
You know what is fun ?
Talking about someone's house burning the first time you meet...
Me. You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Me :D
Me or you?
Poppy? You think a Poppy is beautiful?
Muscat9 Too true, too true...
PoppyMusic ok I read 'the first word again' what next?
if your house burned down, what would be the one thing you saved?
I'm calling the cops.
*Eyy girl if yo house was on fire what would you save?"
What a panty dropper...
If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE....... Gets them everytime.
To be fair walking up to someone and saying a dumb chat up line is more likely to make then laugh and attract them to you then asking a weird question like what is your favourite animal. They would most likely just say go away.
Me: If your house was on fire, what object would you rescue?
Them: Actually, my house caught fire and left me homeless 2 years ago
Me: O-Oh...
Interestingly enough, that very thing happened to me the 9th of last September. Actually, most of the town I live in burnt down, yet thankfully my mum's place across the street was still standing so I had a place to live for a while.
"If your house caught fire would you think it was because of me?"
You wanna know what's beautiful? read the first word in this comment.
Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏
Nice recursion!
Do you remember that scene in “Rio”?
Rafael: [Flying alongside trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her: “You have beautiful eyes”.
Blu: That’s good! Great idea!
[to Jewel, with confidence]
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.
yas!
Who the frick is Read- ohhhhhh...
Frost Duh Pomsky nah, no-one else thought that. Sorry x
"If ur house caught fire what would you save"
"Both of u two assume I wouldn't just sit in the house reading a book whilst covered in gasoline and wait for the fire to get to me"
This is fine.
-Yeah, you seem alright girl, if only you didn't have this problem with your mouth...
-What problem?
-It is too far away from my mouth...
"While referencing the Bristol stool chart, what type of poop have you been pooping lately?"
*instant love*
“ are you straight? Prove it.”
"Are you stupid? You don't need to prove it."
@@sadhna7865 your username 😂😂
The comments are my favorite part of this video😂
I met my new neighbor today. I’m glad I didn’t ask “if your house caught fire, What would be the one thing you save?”
We on planet earth call them "pick-up lines".
I actually ask this type of questions a lot. Last year I made friends with a guy from my class and I always ask him something like 'What's the most exciting thing you ever did?', 'What will you do if someone bullies you?', 'What's your most funny experience?', etc.
Around a month ago, he told me he likes me🤣🤣🤣
hmmmmm... A woman chatting up to a guy? That must be a first. (don't get me wrong, I think it's good, it's just so out of the ordinary).
anyways. if true. then gratz! (if you like him also).
“How many children are locked up in the basement of your house? 🙂”
idk come see for yourself 😏😩‼
this dude must slay
😂😂😂ahahahaha
Lmao tickled me xD
That explains why he takes months off RUclips.
The problem is that if I said those things it would sound like a threat.
"if you were to be killed tommorow, what would you do in the time you got left? 🥰"
Me: runs up to random stranger* Hey! Hey! Hey! If you were to be in a movie, what role would you like to play?
Think I got the hang of it :) On a scale of 1 to 10, what's you're favorite color of the alphabet?
IT'S YOU!!!!!!!
MuSic Infinity Yea I'm that nigga
I love this xD
+Ron Weasley Whatcha doing here Ron? Go back to Harry!
*SHOTS FIRED*
This just sounds like the morning questions my teacher gives us..
If my house was on fire, the one thing I would save is my house
My dad is a financial planner and told me people will like you best if they do 70% of the talking. Good tip for a salesman, but also for a date.
thing is.. if both are using that rule, then both would be doing 50/50 or there would be a lot of awkward silence xD
This is the best boomer by far but it’s sad he doesn’t upload anymore
"Sorry about the rain but what if your house is on fire, what would you save first?"
"To extinguish the fir-"
"Can you draw a letter Q on your forehead?"
"Wait, i though-"
"Can you just email me about that?"
Yeah, saying that "If your house caught fire 🔥, what would be the one thing you would save?" is indeed the most perfect and the best of all classic lines to start a beautiful chat and a lovely conversation which always guarantees a complete and an absolute success in both the real and the virtual world alike. lOl....
Me: If you were an animal what animal would you be
911: sir this is for emergencies only
Those types of questions I only ask my closest best friend when we're bored af, not out of the blue with some stranger or someone I barely know, they'll probably think I'm some kind of weirdo.
"If your house caught fire, what would you save?"
"Why? What are you gonna do to my house!?"
He invented rizz before it got invented
“Ever clog the toilet and leave it for the next person?”
I just look at random things and try to create conversations in my head about them so when I talk to someone I can just look at something and just start asking questions and/or making jokes about something related to that thing. That way I never run out of conversations.
If my house were burning down I would save my house from my burning house. With many glasses of water.
I'd call the fire brigade.
If a muslim in full attire sat next to you on a public bench, and dropped off a big black duffelbag next to you and ran, what direction would you run?
Opposite direction he ran, why?
+Tyler_james Wouldn't he expect you to run in the opposite direction?That way he could ambush you or something.I would run the same way as him, but slightly at an angle.
+ken swift Are you racist or something.........why do they have to be Muslim .-.
muslim is not a race #1. 2nd of all there is no other group of people the I know of who believe they die heroes for blowing other people up. Not all are the same, but i can't tell them apart. U.S Prisons are filled with muslims and christians.
+ken swift Islamophobe. I guess that's the correct term for your comment, and presumably you as a person. Also, just because you lack the ability to distinguish civil, tax paying, law abiding Muslims from those who proclaim themselves to be Muslim in the Mid East (i.e. Da'esh), doesn't give you the right to label every Muslim in such a negative manner.
If your house was on fire, what's the one thing you'd save?
...My House obviously.
Some other bad ones:
Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to you.
Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.
Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
You're welcome. :D
+BlueStone Hey!
Bluestone! :D
Hello! :D
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
That's the worst one I can think of.
+Blue_ That last one could work.
How about " hey girl, do you like my pants because tonight there all yours "
Imagine this guy walking down the street, coming up to your girl and says one of these pickup lines
"Here is ten pence, phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight" worked wonders for me all through the 80's.
Is that line in any way related to a similar line in the American series "The Paper Chase", spoken by John Houseman?
"Keep it fun, creative, and personal!"
Oh yeah, your house is on fire, so fun 👁️👄👁️
Are you made of Copper (Cu) and tellurium (Te)? Because you are CuTe.
Are you made of Barium (Ba) and Beryllium (Be)? Because you are A BaBe.
"So, do you see the dress black and blue or white and gold?"
I just walk to girls and stare at them in death silence, when they ask me wtf i just kind of introduce myself and explain i love weirding out people and from there we have a conversation ;) (It sounds stupid but it has worked more times u imagine)
Until you get arrested one day
@@benbro4074 Let's wait for him to get out of jail to answer to you now.
If my house caught fire the one thing I’d save is probably my house
You will double your subscribtions monthly if you keep uploading videos at this rate of speed, thanks for the videos!
But I do think there are better personal questions to let people talk. I've had questions like this on a psychological test when doing exams for a state job.
"If your house caught fire, what would be the one thing you'd save?"
*me: My house*
I were an animal, I would be the one in my photo.
What kind of a dog is that?
You'd be Hoodini?
I actually hate questions like these. We did them a lot as ice breakers in class 😣
My chat up line is "LOVE ME" screamed into their face.
high five if you get the reference!
0:45
Oh your dog? you may not realize it but you just saved your house from burning down
“If your house burned down, what would be one thing you saved?”
Me (whose house has burned down):
👁👄👁
I saved my childhood stuffed animal if anyone was wondering
Damn you are my mentor that I've been looking for
I just act generally kind to people and let the girl I find cute notice it, then when she checks me out I walk up to her a little and say "hi" and smile a bit, and ask a couple casual questions about school or something, then I leave and let her take the next step. =D
howd it work for u
burn down her house.
Has it worked so far?
It has worked a few times, although I honestly get really anxious when things start to "get serious" in terms of flirting, since I am worried that I might screw things up at any moment, so I usually just keep it at brief flirting. It is very rare that I feel comfortable enough around a woman to be able to completely relax, but it has happened on a few rare occasions.
dude these videos are the best
“Flashbacks to when a guy at work asked me what kind of desert I would be”
If your curious, I’d told him I’d be a fruit cobbler. Because I hate fruit cobblers.
XD... akward
Why not just say "Hello, how has your day been?"
Always a good idea to bring up some one's house burning down as a first impression.
Omg literally watching his videos just for the fun in the comment section
or just slide your hand up there bra
Their. You're lucky you only need to talk to girls at bars and not type.
eddy friday Ok i wi
Just sexually assault somebody. Great advice!
take a joke, great advice
Make better jokes and maybe you'll get some laughs.
the kind of questions were relevant in 1960s
"If you were an animal, which one wou-"
"I have boyfriends"
How you doin' ?
Me: Would you rather go to a McDonald's which is far away or to a Burger King which is near to you?
*"Sir, this is Wendy's."*
Here's another terrible chat up line. Nice dress. It would look great on my floor. LMAO. I would never say that to a woman, but I know guys that would.
Nice Dress, but nicer if you don't have one ;)
“If you could only save one family member, who would it be?”
Second
Nine-hundred-thirthy-second