Unlikely chat-up lines | Mock the Week - BBC Two
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The performers suggest unlikely chat-up lines in Scenes We'd Like to See.
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Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week
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"Your father must have been a thief.
AND IM GONNA CATCH HIM, IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON!"
I love that one
Don’t get it
@@syedmuntaqimrashid9957 It subverts a well-known, super cheesy pickup line "Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
Honestly all my friends would say this
Syed Muntaqim Rashid you and me both
americans: british boys are so charming and cute
british boys:
First conversation my parents had, my Dad told my Mum about getting the shit kicked out of him and his mate when his mate slagged off a rugby players girlfriend.
But... he did make her laugh.
@@runningfromabear8354 kk😂
@@Thawhid Are you suggesting he wasn't charming and cute? 😜
Hey, if someone has a stupid sense of humure these work!
This is glorious, I've been looking for "good chat up lines for girls to guys" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Venevelyn Female Fornify - (search on google ) ? Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy got amazing success with it.
"You don't look like you did through the binoculars" then that smile, just brilliant from Hugh Dennis
Thomas Mahoney comedy legend!
Very funny, it’s not stalking if they give in!!
First time seeing him but he's a genius! This one send me 🤣
Can anyone please explain ?
@@saileshkumar9529 the idea is that he has been stalking her before the 1st date through binoculars so it ruins it when he says that
I love how James does a little dance when he's trying to be charismatic
but why does it work blissfully? XD
And Failing!
The parking ticket joke was hilarious!
that guys from football daily
Lawsyjnr _ the football Republic
will he quit the RUclips channel job and get a job at the BBC?
He had some good jokes, but I didn't really appreciate that one.
TechnicPlayer 72 no
*nope should have gone to specsavers*
Yao Ming that line slayed.
Savage!
I thought it was specs service? XD
Specsavers have some shit products; just FYI: OPSM have much better quality.
Yank here, what’s the joke??
*"Hey girl you must be tired, cause you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"* 😂😂😂😂
Hey girl you look tired because you been running in my mind all day.
He killed me with that one
That's the best one from this video 😁
I fact i knew this was going to be Nish b4 i watched the video 😂
Dara's laugh makes it 10 times better😂😂😂
Ryan_cfc o
Ryan_cfc Gives it the seal of approval 😂
I miss robot wars
This surely has to be one of the best rounds - all of them had a funny joke and there was no weak link - plus there must have been 6 or 7 REALLY funny ones!
I was crying three jokes in, that never happens usually.
Absolutely, I just got in a rut of watching these and this is like my 40th one and it was the best!
It sure as hell was...
Agreed. I think this is a contender for the best ever Scenes We'd Like To See
James, Nish and the bird were shit as usual
'i like my men like i like... women' lmao same i got u girl
4 some?
@Nik lol yeah okay cool... we'll wait patiently for her answer then
@@tinman8311 3 months in.... i think she's dead
Prime bi energy
@@sarahelster6835 i think it works for aces too
This was the best episode of this show for years
The Surgeon I feel like the guy in a white shirt brings something much needed to it.
That's tragic
Jackson Brown - You're also extremely late
What, since Frankie Boyle was on it? Mock The Week has been shite since then.
Percepto Shmegington - Thanks for your input. You'd only know that if you watched it, and you wouldn't watch it if it was shite. Pointless comment
James Acaster is awesome.
James Wilson he's fantastic ☺
Not really
Just cause you're not mentally adept enough to understand his humour.
He's utter dogshit. He just rambles about a load of bollocks
Nah, even Milton or ed is better than him!
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED
THE SKY IS RED
I AM BLEEDING
IN MY EYES
YOU ARE RED
That was so dumb it made me laugh out loud 😂
Roses are red
Violets are red
You are red
The sky is red
It's the solar apocalypse
Everything is red
Oh god help me
IN YOUR EYES
What's the name of that dude
"Hey girl, are you the Bible? Because I'll misinterpret everything you say to fit my needs"
You win at Internetting.
w h e e z e
well that's blasphemous
@64Fabby That moment when your retorts aren't even humerous
@64Fabby Not exactly the most creative person in the world, are you?
I love how James always makes Dara really laugh
He’s the most uncunny funt
That “Get some rest, lady!” Had me cackling😂😂
James, Ed, and Rhys should have their own buddy TV sitcom.
100% would watch
james and ed have their own podcast now i think
I don't like Rhys
I found Hugh's first one funnier than I should 😂
TanyaTurner06 i couldnt understand what he said can you tell me
Pewdiepie smosh 'Nope. Should have gone to spec savers'
Pewdiepie smosh basically she's ugly and he should have gotten his eyes tested before looking at her
@@pewdiepiesmosh2055 Specsavers is a shop in the UK that performs eye tests and sells prescription glasses.
How funny "should" you have found it?
Rhys James should be on here more often.
He's quite funny but unfortunately uses his previous stand--up material quite a lot
TheProcrastinatingWolf watch football republic
I do. That's how I know him.
TheProcrastinatingWolf
I
TheProcrastinatingWolf
Ij
Love James' delivery.
This is probably one of my favourite Scenes We'd Like To See rounds.
0:35 One of the funniest things I've ever heard
Can you explain this joke please
@@n1kurd The original/well known version of the pick up line is something like "Your father must have been a thief, , because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" so his joke placed a twist on that.
@@_t.m_ thanks mate
A wonderful time to share a comment I saw online: I like my men like I like my coffee, nowhere near my genitals
From_ashes_to_fire I like my men like I like my whiskey
Straight
@@impossibleeatable501 just like james charles
I like my coffee like I like my women. Without other guys dick in
YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON
What’s his name?
liam barton James Acaster
“get some rest lady” lol
"hey girl you must be tired because you look real tired get some rest lady" has me in stitches every time
*“you don’t look like you did through the binoculars”*
2:03, the more times I watch it the funnier it gets. Is it just me? Because I was in tears when I'd listened to that for the 10th time 😂
“i’m so lonely *god i’m so lonely* “
"kinky stuff in clogs" cracked me up 😂😂😂
😆😂
Her partner is Dutch
hey! it's the football fuck ups guy
jordan cooney yeah haha he's the reason I clicked on this
williamsk011 He's a standup comedian. He didn't start off on RUclips
I like him more now.
Rhys James
Yeah I noticed that too
Yo, that guy in the white shirt is actually really funny. What's his name?
Also, James is a genius.
Nosaj Rhys James
Brilliant!
+Nosaj rhys james
Rhys James
No one was wearing a white shirt?
"I like my men like I like... women." Yep sorry but I'm using that one
"Your father must have been a thief... And I am going to catch him if it's the last thing I do, your father's going to prison!" 😂😂😂
This is one of the best rounds EVER, nearly every single joke was hilarious!
My entry: "Do these napkins smell like chloroform to you?"
I thought it was pretty good...
Ted Hendey You copied it from Jimmy Carr
it's way older than Mrs Brown's Boys and older than when Jimmy Carr said it. It's funny either way.
Ted Hendey I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's been done.
"Get some rest lady" 🤣🤣😂
James acaster and Hugh may just save this show
John Smith Hugh’s been trying to save the show since Rory and Frankie left. He’s finally got some help
Hugh is the reason I still watch, just the delivery of his lines makes it so bloody hilarious
rhys is really good as well I think
Well that comment aged badly. Rip mtw.
The bi joke paired with the bi flag colors in the background just really sent it home hskdhsm
You could be a model... for Weightwatchers.
_you know it's gonna be good when you see james acaster_
My entry, "Do you like the music of showaddywaddy?"
Moonimoop The supreme Well dammit, Hugh really should've pulled that joke. I miss his Showaddywaddy jokes. 😞
He doesn't do them anymore. I really shouldn't have to explain why.
Sergeant Goldust I don't know why, please explain.
Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place
Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place.
Also, nice to know your second name is a lake.
This was possibly the best round I've ever seen. Huge laughs for every joke.
Glad Rhys James is getting the attention he deserves! Always thought he was hilarious 😂
That parking ticket joke. I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂
I died at the Brexit one. Best episode in a while.
Brexit jokes are the ones the worst comedians do. Everyone can make a shit Brexit joke, as demonstrated by the shit comedian.
My favourite from mock the week will always be “roses are red, violets are red, the grass is all red shit the gardens of fire” 😂😂
This whole skit is amazing. Not a single weak link
As an American who’s never even heard of this show, this is my new favorite thing.
“I can read your face like an open book... specifically the Call of Cthulhu”
"Nope, should've gone to Specsavers!" - Best part yet!
Acaster is on another level.
Rhys' last one was savage 😂
"And at number one, it's Arsenal"
The Cheesy Nachos What does that even mean?
First Name Surname It’s a joke about a RUclips series called “Top ten fuck ups of the week” which is football related (hence why he said Arsenal) and Rhys James hosts it.
Rogue Electro It's not really relevant to "unlikely chat-up lines" though is it
First Name Surname Considering the host is in this video, I’d say it’s kinda relevant.
Rogue Electro must be an arsenal fan😂
"So, do you come here often?"
"Well, if I stare at those strippers for long enough, yes."
This is my unlikely chat line
"Roses are red
Get in my van"
The prison line had me on the floor.
People talking about James Acaster saving this when most of them had hilarious lines. Mkay.
lost it at “your dad must of been a thief”
Daras snort laugh at the your fathers going to prison joke is so good haha 😂
James Acaster probably has the best delivery of any comedian.
Don't know if it i because I'm tired or it's Friday or both, bur I laughed at every joke!
This is the most fun I’ve ever seen Dara have on this show.
3:09 the fact this was recorded in 2017 makes PERFECT sense
James Acastar is hilarious
So his chat up line would work on you?
Because, not only is your father a thief that should be in prison. Your mother must have been an angel, that fell from heaven and now she has to pay for her sins! YOUR PARENTS ARE CRIMINALS!
James, Hugh and Dara are just brilliant.
the loyalty card one has me crying😂😂
"Nope, should have gone specsavers" I died 😂😂😂😂
To 95% of the commenters: We heard it in the video, thanks.
Love Hugh! But all of them were stellar in this scene! 👍👏😂
One of their best rounds
So many bangers in this set.
One of the best clips for quality of jokes. So many to choose from
1:16 literally killed me
RIP
2:34
Frankie Boyle version: To be honest, I'd put I together with anything just to keep it away from H and V.
“Your father must have been a thief, and I’m going to catch him if it’s the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison” 😂😂 James is an absolute genius!
....can't believe I'm still watching this clip, and it gets funnier each time!
so many things... but "like my coffee always getting my name wrong", had em cracked up
Best show- good so see the f*ck up guy making waves
‘You look like a million dollars, not as impressive as 10 years ago’. 😂😂
(Took me a second or two to get that one)
“Your father's going to prison!”
Best. Line. Ever.
a close tie to *air quotes * "get off your lips!"
They forgot the classic:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
Your facebook will do.
Elliot Day Where’s that one from?
TheUKNutter SovietWomble
@@tanker4516 I mean he probably didn't originally make that up, he also probably stole it from somewhere and so on
0:16 fact: Ed literally stands for Erectile Dysfunction
lots of good advise! thanks!
I swear anything that comes out of James’ mouth is gold
1:37 - the Hugh Dennis shoot down is a killer
I've watched this so many times and I still laugh at James' joke about her dad going to prison
LOVE this one!!!!
All of them were on point in this video
Four seasons ago one of the suggestions would've been "Hello, I'm Dara O Briain."
James is just different class.
Absolutely brilliant.
"You're the most beautiful woman I've seen in 20 years. Yeah prison was tough!"
Look at how Ed reacts to James jokes . The man is in love with him
Ezra Daßer THEY ARE TOO CUTE.
This was a really good line up lmao
So many belters in this one
JAMES ACASTER
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Eleanor Xoxo YES, HE IS SUCH A TREASURE TROVE OF FUNNY AND CUTENESS!
Hugh Dennis is carrying this show...
Artemis Kastor and James acaster
david smith
Meh, I guess. I feel like MtW has sort of 'dried up' or 'cleaned up'.
Hugh and Dara are the real stars of the Mock the week and the rest are shit!
Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne too
Milton was the best
the binoculars joke was my fave!!! x
This has to be one of the best Quick Liners ever.
Hugh's the best.
That's what she wanted, but i'm small.