He DOESNT BELIEVE IT! This is NORMAL! | Armoured Skeptic Rabbit Hole
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greg: "christians don't look outside their own religion and that a mistake"
greg: *proceeds to make every myth on earth relate to jesus and the bible*
delusion of reference
He is saying Jesus wasn't real as a human being, just to clear that up. I don't know why he fixates on Jesus so much other than that was the religion he was brought up in and is most familiar with.
@@ninjalokust The bible is a resource for fables and 'lessons' that existed way before it's creation. Jesus is the 'archetype' of Christianity, and takes the qualities of previous archetypes. They're basically Marvel superheroes meant to show you how to live. Religion is like some big group project and they very much took tales from Egyptian, Sumerian, etc.. Extrapolating that into infinity is where Greg falls off the deep end.
@ninjalokust thats likely entirely why.
I like that Greg tries to say Gilgamesh was written as a reference to Orion when the myth of Orion dates to around 700 BC and Gilgamesh was written around 2100BC way before Orion was even conceived of.
Also it's commonly accepted the Sphinx was built around 2500 BC (Though there's some evidence to it being older.) Metal locks were invented around 700-600 BC somewhere in Europe. So taking away that a lion lying down just kind of looks like that, how the fuck would the Egyptians have any concept of what a Keyhole and a Key were?
Not saying I agree with him (I don’t at all), but he’s saying all those dates are wrong and everything is older than it actually is.
AS: "Jesus is depicted wearing either blue or red, depending on the context..."
Me: "Oh you mean it's because red and blue were very expensive colors and often only used by artists for the nobility of the highest order, among them Jesus, who was regarded as King Of Kings?"
AS: "It's because of ALIENS!"
Me: *slaps my forehead* "Oh yes, of course, how could I be so silly?"
People like him always manage to take a simple premise and then throw it against the wall completely.
Wow, It's almost like this entire series is ancient aliens parody.
We're in Tumblr learns color theory territory
if this series doesn't end with as revealing he was trolling everyone to show how easy it is to be persuaded by simple superficial connections, it won't pay off
No, That's why it's the best troll. Because, He made the joke of Starting his own ancient aliens "Theory" at the end of one of his Spirit Science reactions and this series is basically a LONG drawn out version of that with a lot more details.
he literally explains that in the VERY first episode.
@@robertphillips5181 at this point its feeling like the "in minecraft" meme, but you know, setup is everything
In the opening freezeframe, Greg is giving big "former Vegas magician who got forced to leave after allegations of really skeevy behavior surfaced" energy LOL
-EDIT- Holy shit, he just said "I'm spinning together a bit of wizardry and magic for your entertainment"
he's like that guy Jen goes on a date with in the IT Crowd who is giving magician so hard she can't even date him unless he starts learning magic tricks so it makes sense
I literally describe Greg as looking like "a small-town stage magician who isn't allowed to perform at the local library anymore after involuntarily yelling racial slurs at a child in attendance" to one of my friends.
he looks more like a gay vampire that even Nicholas Cage goes "dude yer too creepy for me"
Man, it is almost like lions are big cats that look strong and powerful
Peggin
Man I don’t expect Greg the dummy to know about behind the scenes stuff but joker wasnt “trolling the banks” by distributing free money, the money was originally meant to be counterfeit and was supposed to have the joker’s face on it. Also the “green gas” literally killed hundreds of people in that movie…also Luke’s lightsaber was *going* to be blue in return of the Jedi but was changed to green at the last minute because it would show up better against the blue sky in that film
His entire hypothesis seems to be based on Denisovans being giants who’s offspring had giant brains. His only evidence seems to be that tooth, which from my understanding suggests their jaws were shaped differently than ours, not them being giants.
I am not sure if I can argue this point because I dont really know whats in his head and its been a while since I watched those videos, but my understanding of his point wasn't they had big brains therefore were smart. It was more that they were an older and stronger variant of human evolution that had been around long enough to learn advanced technology and when the apocalypse happened it basically wiped out much of their civilization. The ones that survived then became a kind of ruler over the Homo sapiens and Neanderthals purely because they already had advanced knowledge, but the younger races rose up and killed their rulers and that while we learned certain things from them we lost a lot more.
Again I need to point out I don't agree with him I am just trying to relate what his ideas are to best of my ability because I watched at the time while eating popcorn and laughing and have had time to kind of process what he was trying to say, and even then it still comes off as complete nonsense.
I think its important to kind of point this stuff out because when you react in the moment to each insane thing he says you can easily miss the overall theory he is trying to present. For example, in this video he talks a lot about various depictions of the green mans story and heroes journey. What I saw people missing (and this might have been covered on his other channel I can't remember at this point) was that these images and ideas may not being used intentionally. That the author of say batman and jokers appearance may have been a secret illuminati conveying ancient knowledge in plain sight, or they might just have been pulling from these ancient ideas and images handed down over time and that we are all constantly soaking in these ideas without knowing where they came from. He rides that line in claiming it might be a secret conspiracy and the masons etc know this hidden truth and are seeding it into popular culture, while also saying some people using that imagery might just be influenced by that conspiracy and not be a part of it.
Again you can take that apart in a thousand ways and it really isn't convincing to me at all that superman is a modern retelling of the jesus story warning us of the coming apocalypse, but when you get stuck in the weeds of the details he is throwing at the wall to see what sticks you miss the overall message he is trying to convey. Which really shows a failure on his part because it shouldn't require this much explanation to help people understand what he is saying, and the reason it does is that he focuses so much on trying to force evidence into his argument so that he can present himself as more rational and reasonable (to those who are susceptible to this kind of nonsense). It has the side effect of forcing people like us to address each wrong detail he says rather than addressing his overall points.
Sorry for ranting but its like, once you realize the bigger picture he is trying to paint it becomes even more insane and letting it slip between the cracks allows the believers in it to continue to claim that the overall theory is sound even if "some" of the evidence isn't.
@@ninjalokustI’ve been thinking this same thing practically the whole time, thank you for putting it so eloquently
I remember when he first started uploading these, I thought he was going to do series where he laid out the argument for conspiracies in one video and then explained why they were wrong in the next. Little did I know he was just becoming a straight up conspiracy theorist.
That's what he said he would do in the beginning, and for the first few videos in the series he actually did, but he stopped doing videos debunking them at some point.
Same my dude
He actually did that with his videos on Bigfoot, Mothman and the Dyatlov Pass incident.
It is true that Armoured Skeptic's time would be better spent on fantasy worldbuilding, but also I think he should make the connections be a little tighter than this if he does it.
This entire series really makes me want to form The Green Man Group. The main show would be us planting food crops then sitting around and getting high AF.
First he ditched the armor. Then he ditched the skepticism.
I don't even know what he is anymore. It all started not long after I subbed to him.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
There are more than 3 pyramids in Giza, and a set of funerary temples, etc. it was a giant necropolis, I guess Gregg didn't actually do ANY FRIGGIN RESEARCH on Giza.
Historical unified theory of Owen Wilson is the last thing i would expect from Armoured Skeptic, back in 2016
I can't believe I was once a teenage fan of his i'm glad I grew up
He's betraying his seriousness by continuing to refer to the Cheshire Cat as the "treasure cat"... Along with mistaking the fact that early ink and media coloration was dependent on red, blue and yellow, so of course old comics are going to be colored in variations and combinations of those.
I bet he trips the fuck out about the fact that the Aurora borealis, when it reaches as far down into the US as Nebraska, is almost exclusively green. I guess that means that the corn fields of Nebraska are the home place of the devil.
All this being said, every single time he refers to the green man, I cannot help but have my mind envision Charlie Day in the green morph suit. I guess the first instance we see the green man in it's always sunny is related to taking a massive acid trip so perhaps that's the whole point? Lol
These are my absolute favorite. Never stop.
greg should make a collab with spirit science!
"They likely created a wide variety of hybrid offspring," like how varied are we talking here? Seems like it would be limited to things like slightly more sloped foreheads and slightly different immune systems. I don't see how you get lion or dragon people from that.
the way he pronounces göbekli tepe drives me up the wall
It's the square hole meme except everything goes into "the green man".
Greg took every ingredient he could find and combined them into conspiracy gumbo
Don't insult gumbo that way
Baby's first version of 'Illuminatus Trilogy', kinda.
I'm fascinated by the 'conspiracy singularity' that is the Q madness...
this video is like a pallet cleanser
i'll take 5 billion of greg's goofiest conspiracies over one adam and stitch video
Shoe really did a number on this guy!
shoe escaped whenever she found out this was under the helmet, but, not defending her either
He wasn't fascist enough for her...
I think he did it himself. I suspect it was this stuff is the reason she left
I've said it before, this series has Zeitgeist energy, now definitely including the etymology gymnastics. Chemistry comes from the Greek Khēmeia, meaning "cast together" or "pour together", while the ancient Egyptians called the Giza plateau "Kher neter," aka "the necropolis". JTFC
Don't forget his "Joaquin Phoenix......JOKING PHOENIX!!!!"
@@saintbrush4398 I know! And how about the brilliant realization that Bill & Ted met with Phoenicians back in the day?🤣🤣🤣
I liked the fact he called a segment "Tinfoil Hat." Either he has self awareness or he's playing the entertainment card to avoid accountability.
IMO the second one.
greg reminds me of the One Guy tm, at every LARP who thinks the game story is somehow based off of true events.
Ah yes, all these gardens must have been based on the verdant and lush Giza plateau.
Don't google what it looks like now, just trust that back then, it was basically like a jungle. Almost.
I remember seeing some of these videos when they came out. At the time I thought he was trying to prove a point about how easy it is to come up with bullshit, kinda like what he did with his bigfoot/ghost videos, I never thought he would actually believe this shit.
Hero’s Journey is literally Campbell trying to retrofit the broadest framework possible around storytelling.
Do garden gnomes move when your not looking, his next video. Am I supposed to believe the wind knocked the gnome over
what do they do to you if they ever catch you?
I dont think I have ever watched anything where every single sentence said sounded insane.
I hate how he always says “this might go right over your head” like his brain is just too Damn big for us bird brained folk, he always says it right at the beginning before he even starts
greg always does that cadence and has an eyebrow cocked. he's trying so hard to be cool, but it's so off-putting.
Thank you for putting it so succinctly
I, for one, am absolutely going to be here for the entire Cornspiracy.
Getting the Heroes Journey exactly wrong is just so amazing to me. Like... he derived the exact friggin opposite meaning from the idea.
These are my favorite ones, theres something really addicting about AS just rambling forever only to come to the worst conclusion
AS has a soothing voice like a radio host from the 1930's. Unfortunately he also has the uncritical attitude towards sci-fi mumbo jumbo of a 1930's radio listener
@@esbenm6544 please someone hire AS for voice acting so we dont have any more of whatever these are
@@esbenm6544 His whole demeanor and voice come off as cringe, false, and off-putting to me lol
@@kermitthorson9719 I can't wait till he goes full insane in a few episodes, at least that was my memory. Because you people have no idea yet how off the cliff he falls in short order.
It is the wackiest arc. He goes from a would-be Sprit Science fan, to a skeptic, to an insane Right-wing nutjob, to a Sprit Science clone.
"I'm not arguing that the Bible is historically accurate but let me tell you about the real geographical location of THE GARDEN OF FUCKING EDEN"
Damn, i got to used to bouncing back and forth from Twitch to RUclips.
I keep running back to the phone to make a comment, then i remember its a video. 😅
"Grass exists basically around the world, and you see it in ancient art, therefore- grass people. Why? Cuz stars and pyramids conspired. Trust me."
The Green Knight was indeed a chivalry story. It's about having to keep your promises no matter how much it hurts, honesty, human weakness, and fear. I think it was brilliant to make the deal "You hit me, I hit you back" which Gawain tried to circumvent with a fatal blow. It's very much "Don't wager what you can't afford to lose." He had to pay up even if he thought he could get out of it, several ways. It's a great story. I have a version translated from Old English by JRR Tolkien.
I need to know when that green man group is dropping an album. Gotta title it "ROYBIV"
You know that meme where it's a guy at a drive through saying a whole bunch of shit whilst the fast food worker is staring in horror? I have spiritually become that worker
the whole time I couldn't stop muttering to myself "what are you ON about!?"
you're the green man, I'm the green man, EVERYONES THE GREEN MAN
Thought provoking, contemporary, a timeless classic
Been hoping you would cover this.
This is going to be a trip
He's got me yelling Cheshire at the screen every time he calls it the "Treshire" cat. WTF is that all about?
Its saddening to see people want to be so mean to him. Im not refering to jake moreso the chat. This guy clearly needs help. He comes across as incredibly isolated and alone. I cant help but see some of myself in that.
he may be but he should still be held accountable for sending his audience into the conspiracy pipeline and reinforcing those already in it. its hard for me to only have sympathy and no disdain for people who do this
@@paIevillehe term "held accountable" gets thrown around quite a bit. What exactly do we take from him? Does he have to cut off a finger? Say sorry? Do we remove electronics from him? What is holding him accountable? This is mental illness, and he believes he is speaking the truth here. People who are grifting should be "held accountable" sure. But why should we hold people accountable for sharing how they believe the world works? Religious institutions and the education system should be held accountable. Not him. This isn't like the alt right pipeline. People are only attracted to these things because our governments have lost our trust, and they're usually mentally ill and not being treated. So let's hold the systems accountable, and be empathetic to the people suffering under these structures. He says he has been socially isolated for 3 years. It only takes 5 years of social isolation to up your chances of dementia by 50 percent. So what do you believe being so alone has done to his brain?
I have never hated 'vocal fry' like this... omg.
Why I check back on this channel often. To see the new AS video haha
The wow/whoah sound in not a human universal, Greg! It's ooh in German, ouah in French, ō in Japanese, hú/húha in Hungarian, etc.
A-Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year!? At this time of Day!? Localized entirely in Greg's Conspiracy Theory!?
Yes!
...may I fact-check it?
@@saintbrush4398 ...No!
Hybrid children watch the sea
Pray for father roaming free!
I'm pretty sure the average data center is a more complex site then the Giza plateau.
i want you to know this series is causing me actual physical harm, not because of greg, nah, i jumped that ship years ago. but FORCING me to listen to this is creating quite a face palm wound on my forehead. i better not get brain damage from the speedy impact to attempt to push the stupid out of my brain after greg loses his mind
You don’t have to watch this. No one is forcing you lol.
@@frankheninja1 arent you either like 300 years old or dead?
@@kermitthorson9719 No, retard.
@@frankheninja1 shut it old guy
That vocal fry, man...
I bet Alan Moore's Swamp Thing comics would blow this poor guy's fried out mind.
You see this crappy drawing of a cat? It's actually the green man.
This is basically just numerology what he is doing. Like those weird Christians that plug a misspelled name into a number calculator and get 616 then say that somehow is the same as 666. Only worse cause it feels as if he spent an afternoon opening up a massive amount of tabs on Wikipedia and then tried to patch a bunch of half remembered "facts" into a conspiracy. Its brain numbing.
These videos are so entertaining
Ohhhh I get it! He watched too much Jordy Petey!
This is fan fiction history. He’s getting stuff wrong, out of context, or making it up.
Ah, yes... the trinity... that concept that was there since the ancient polytheistic egyptians that is totally not invented during the middle ages and retroactively incorporated into christian canon.
Hindus have a trinity the creator destroy and observer. A number having symbolic meaning is probably a very old idea
@Daragh O'kane it is, but Skeptic DOES seem to focus on it being a christian thing more than a "common tropes across narratives we've had across history".
Do people not know that screenplays more or less get their structure from epic myths? Like it's not a coincidence or surprising that a lot of films cover similar ideas or feel like they're pulling from mythology, especially superhero stories and things like Star Wars. Reading Joseph Campbell and The Poetics are often a requirement for writers and Star Wars acknowledges it's hero's journey pulled from that. Why are we looking for coded messages when the information is freely available and just the text?
Because it’s easier to jam lizard people in😂
Joaquin means "established by god" not "joking", names actually have an etymology and arent just related to what modern day word they vaguely sound like
his video is basically "it's green men all the way down"
It sounds like Greg is saying 'treasure cat'. Am I miss-hearing this? Cheshire Cat, Treasure Cat? Silly to be bothered by this when it's just one minor point in an entire litany of whatever Greg is doing here. I remember some of his early stuff and actually enjoying a little. How is this the same guy that recorded that Chic tract with you which iirc gave us Harold Phallisman? What happened Greg? What happened?
35:00 he's talking about the colours of the paintings and completely ignores the explanations of why blue and red pigments were seen as precious and even regal, like it's easy to find out that blue paint pigments were hard to come by???
*sigh. Superman is a Moses allegory, not a Jesus one. Yes, Synder has him as Jesus, but he's Moses in the comics and was from the start. Him being sent in a basket-like pod to be adopted and raised by a people not of his own is intentionally following the Moses story.
He keeps doing that thing where he pauses and then says the thing all smug like, as if the random connection his soup brain just made should be obvious to all of us
Haha, he used the Secure Team 10 music byte. 😅 That's great for credibility, lemme tell ya.
Him fanficing the green knight legend is insulting to me as someone that loves Arthurian stories
Karl Jung and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Damn....the Sh0e breakup broke the man
i was today years old when i learned you can click and drag the captions box around the screen
He's trying to apply the Hero's Journey to Jesus? No. No. That doesn't match at all. There is no outside messenger who comes to call Jesus out of his ordinary life. Jesus starts out knowing he's special and decides to go out to the world himself. Jesus doesn't go through a transformation as a character. He starts out as a chill dude who preaches peace, he ends as a chill dude who preaches peace.
Wait wait wait wait this solar flair gods things is just assassin's Creed 3
I thought it sounded familiar, I was like hang on lmao
Greg, if you're going to sell out... at least sell out to the people offering you money. This road only offers that you become the new Ancient Aliens meme.
Holy crap I remember watching his channel when it was new, he was just a fresh atheist taking on religions, but stopped watching quickly just because it was nothing new. Now i find this Jake stream and Im like... wtf happened to this guy 😮, is there a video like detailing his slip into madness?
I just want to point out that the hero's journey is bullshit
43:16 this is how having a stroke must feel like
Without having ever watched any of these before, I remember seeing someone say a while ago that this series of his is meant to be a parody of conspiracy RUclips, but I have no clue how true that is
He started off saying this was a test for his audience to see how good they were at debunking conspiracies. That was like the first 3 or so episodes. Then it became a "joke" no one should take seriously. Then it took a complete turn into being presented as being serious, it may not be easy to spot just watching the series unfold but on his alt channels where he was talking "off the cuff" it is much more apparent that he began smelling his own farts and realizing he liked it.
He confused Gilgamesh with Marduck (or Enki).
thank goodness I watched this or I wouldn't know that the Hulk is green and therefore both Jesus and John the Baptist
If Keyholes are everywhere and they need to be everywhere, then where are the Keyblades that are supposed to open and close the Keyholes, Greg? Answer that riddle.
Ah yes, "The Ancients™️"
I'm really enjoying these videos, but it'd be great if Jake could match his audio levels to the AS videos, because I have to keep turning the volume up for Jake and back down for Gregory.
09:13 I'm not entirely sure why, but every time he says Sapiens it sounds like he's saying "they interbred with Satan".
I want you to remember your comment in a few videos time :)
The face of the Great Sphinx is _not_ Wesir, its the Nisut Khafre.
Listen this is very obvious to anyone with an elementary level knowledge on history and religion but I need to say it: The Trinity is Christian. Christianity started during the Roman empire. The Roman empire and the pyramids being built are thousands of years apart. Why would the pyramids be a monument to the Trinity?
I'm high as fuck and not even halfway through but this video's a fucking trip.
I do not know why he keeps going on about coneheads. I have neighbors from Remulak and I do not think they are capable of all the stuff he thinks they did. Fun guys to be around just not very good at building structures. As far as the green man, well, we all love our Shrecks.
“It’s just for fun. Also everything I’m about to say is utterly incorrect and my conclusions don’t even follow from those incorrect premises, but I believe it and I imagine I’ve been very convincing”
You don’t get to say “it’s just for fun” and then a few seconds later say “gobekli repo is where giants taught humans farming, also here’s this crank theory about this frieze that a very weird guy is claiming is the constellations that I’m going to say is true. Don’t think about the fact that the modern constellations weren’t a thing back then and also it’s just some pictures of animals, bearing no similarity to the shapes or even layout of the modern constellations anyway”
This would make a really good book, tho. It reminds me of The DaVinci code.
The anime with Thomas Edison in it made more sense than this.
Maybe the real Green Man were the friends we made along the way
55:28 "just like Jesus Joker trolls the powers that be"
??????????????????????
Superman was literally based off of the Golem. A simple Google search is all "Skeptic" needed to do. Not everything is the Green Man.
I think Sara, definitely forgot to “cut around all that” lol
Wtf happened to him?
I blame Shoeonhead.
this was always underneath, the early stuff was an attempt to gain credibility by throwing stones across the aisle while pretending to be a skeptic
He's always been a lunatic. hbomberguy's video "Bill Nye vs. Pseudoscience (Part 1)" is literally just about ArmoredDumbass being a total moron because his brain short-circuits when confronted by things he doesn't like, and that was back in 2017.