I gotta say, this guy is doing wonders for my anger management. I have a situation where I can't really vent properly and it's always so nice to have someone vent like hell even if it's not related. It's like he's taking my anger and saying everything I want to, only about video games.
Graphomite Funny thing is he actually didn't make the shot. Mike was standing behind him, caught the game, and dropped it in. He talks about it in one of his behind the scenes videos.
I've actually played Decap Attack. I'm not kidding, it's really good, the controls are fluid, graphics are good and cartoony, the music's appropriate, and best of all, a health bar opposed to one-hit deaths.
@@southsidesaiyan8641 Exactly my thought, let's not pretend Decap Attack is some really obscure little niche title, any Genesis fan would have it in their collection.
Hitting your mark is like pissing into a shot glass while it's spinning on a record player that's strapped to a cheetah's back, while your ridibg a unicycle on a tightrope blindfolded.
MsTheCommentator I think James was actually surprised. From what I hear, it only took one take, so he was surprised it happened. Also, your avatar is adorable.
+titanplatine Gearbox saw that the original developers had enough assets in the beta version to make a complete version, so they decided to patch it up instead making improvements on it.
Yeah when I saw hidden blocks all I can think of is that these people made a Kaizo platformer because this wants you to do a speedrun. They must be having a blast with MM.
I wonder how many takes it took for James to make the shot at the end with the Kid Kool cartridge into the garbage bin or if it was something that happened out of pure randomness xD
TheDominator1307 Thankfully we have Sonic Mania and Project Sonic 2017 to look forward to, showing that SEGA can still make the fans happy and the fact that they're not even coming out this year for the 25th anniversary shows they don't want another '06/Boom
That backward blind shot into the garbage bin at the end of this video just got James 2 "Awesome points" for life! One for making the shot, the other point for recording it and loading it to the internet.
The front cover to this game is probably one of the most misleading gamecovers I've ever seen. It's crazy. How in the Hell does the Kid Kool on the front cover resemble kakefu-kun.!?
Fun Fact: This game in Japan was originally based on Japanese child actor: Kenji Sagara. He was unknown to the west, which is why they changed the name of the game and some sprites for Sagara as well.
I think that last shot was real, you can tell by the look on his face, that is a legit surprise look, I could say that....that last part was really "Kool".
I'd assume the magic only brings you back from the dead with your old body, which means if you're sick you will just come back sick and then immediately die. They probably should have explained that in game though. There are other explanations that could work, too.
Grey Strike It's a camera trick, the nerd threw it behind him and then it was dropped into the trash can from above, put the two clips together and thats what you get.
It's not legit, look at the way the cartridge falls into the trash can, it comes straight down vertically like its been dropped from above. It's clever camera trickery
Kid Kool was based off a Japanese child actor, who I can't remember the name of, which the title of the Japanese version is named after. But since people outside of Japan wouldn't know him, they changed the name to kid kool. In case anybody's wondering, the actor now owns a convenience store.
"if the King has the power of Immortalilty, couldn't he just use it on himself?" Palpatine: "It's ironic. He could save others from death… but not himself."
Decap Attack was one of the best games on the Megadrive/Genesis. The controls were exvellent and the game was huge fun with one of the beat soundtracks of all times. Psycho Fox was fun, but had many of Kid Kool's problems.
Decap Attack is one of the few games I have vivid memories of playing when I was very, very young. Beyond Oasis and Warriors of the Eternal Sun being two others.
This episode and the seven deadly gaming sins became a stable of the AVGN vernacular to this day! I love whenever he talks about two-gear-diarrhea in subsequent videos.
I remember the time when this one was launched back in Japan. It was originally a celebrity themed game and had a subtitle "ジャンプ天国 スピード地獄", which literally means "Jump heaven and speed hell."
Giordan Diodato Maybe. Just maybe there was. But where I've played the game, I haven't really seen any. You see I'm the kind of gamer that would play a fun platform and if it's easy, I'll Speedrun the game!
It's too bad, because Kid Kool had the makings to be an absolutely incredible game. Speed and precision, difficult jumps, tons of secrets and a few easter eggs, and even an alternate ending. It was the type of game that a person could master and then play like an instrument. I like the game, but it is flawed. A lot of people don't realize just how much potential this game had. It could have been a real world shaker had they taken more time and perfected it.
Joe Moorman "One Way Bullshit" applies to this game because of the placement of the character's weapon and the fact that you're very likely to overshoot the movement to the point where you can't get it, with the unreasonably fast running speed and all.
+Hairo Aguilera I'm not certain, but considering that he holds up the fucking cartridge, I'm gonna say yes it is fucking real. also you could just do a Google search.
Seeing that he had the bin perfectly framed in the shot, and the alternative would be him unceremoniously throwing a game behind his back with no real punchline, yeah, it was intentional. The real question is how many takes did it take him?
Kaizo Mario World made the Invisibitch famous, and now you can feel tne Nerd's rage when you play a Kaizo or troll Mario Maker level, jump at seemingly the only place you can make it only to hit an invisible block and die, or find out too late that every possible exit for where you are has been blocked by invisible blocks.
At least it's not Dalmatians 3 or Snow White & The 7 Clever Boys or Animal Soccer World (or any such crazy formulaic fairy-tale-licensed "game" from Phoenix/Dingo/LJN/whatever, for the matter).
*its ironic.... he could save others from death... but not himself.*
Indeed...
now, go my aprentice. do what must me done. to not hesitate, show no mercy! go bring glory to the empire!
+Rusty Blade That's not ironic. That's moronic.
It'd be ironic if he didn't know he would die.
you must be really smart
HEY HEY HEY! The King wouldn't have wanted us to argue like this... Please, let's stop.
I gotta say, this guy is doing wonders for my anger management. I have a situation where I can't really vent properly and it's always so nice to have someone vent like hell even if it's not related. It's like he's taking my anger and saying everything I want to, only about video games.
Ey Wizard
King has the power of immortality
Dies because you weren't fast enough.
What the hell is a logic?
Ironic, he could save others from death, but couldn’t save himself.
crazy diamond healing logic , i guess
Thats what im saying.
@@TauGeneration d o r a
Anyone else think he looks like Jon Arbuckle?
"I bet the game designers were smoking 7 different herbs" --- man that was gold!
Marryjane, Coke, Salvia... Which are the 4 others??
@@1989Ezal coke a herb??
@@wasterdnb Coca is a herb. You can suck the leafs. But for "cocaine" you need to mix it with chemicals.
@@1989Ezal Kratom
i'm surprised James didn't make a joke about KFC
Nice ending. That was an impressive trickshot considering that scene was almost a full 30 seconds of uncut recording before you made the shot.
Graphomite Funny thing is he actually didn't make the shot. Mike was standing behind him, caught the game, and dropped it in. He talks about it in one of his behind the scenes videos.
thanks for ruining the fun for those of us that don't watch behind the scenes videos
If so, then Mike's a Ninja.
@@carbootstudios2459 Nah they just had a very big ladder
@@python1972 And a very well-hidden one.
I've actually played Decap Attack. I'm not kidding, it's really good, the controls are fluid, graphics are good and cartoony, the music's appropriate, and best of all, a health bar opposed to one-hit deaths.
Why’d you say I’m not kidding like it’s so hard to believe that you played that game before. I’ve played it too.
Ive played gta 3 once
@@liveintehpast That game is fun, but it aged like a rotisserie chicken.
@@jonnycarcano ...what the fu? I mean, sure, the 3D era (III-VCS) is crude and primitive, but still enjoyabe experiences.
@@southsidesaiyan8641 Exactly my thought, let's not pretend Decap Attack is some really obscure little niche title, any Genesis fan would have it in their collection.
AVGN uses some great analogies. Its like trying to thread a needle while its spinning on a record player :D
Real Ghyphor The maze thing from Silver Surfer was great too.
Abhijit Singh Chhabra My favourite was always "It's like trying to get a horse to wipe it's ass on an eagle!"
Yes he does
(Nyan nyan)
Hitting your mark is like pissing into a shot glass while it's spinning on a record player that's strapped to a cheetah's back, while your ridibg a unicycle on a tightrope blindfolded.
Technically that's a simile, but I get your point.
I love the look on James' face at the end, like even he wasn't expecting it to land in the trash bin. XD
MsTheCommentator I think James was actually surprised. From what I hear, it only took one take, so he was surprised it happened.
Also, your avatar is adorable.
What... the hell...
Is Dr. Claw's DUMP AND PUMP?!?!
Casey Thomas It's more who thought of it!?
Geez, sounds like a title to a weird porno movie.
Is it an actual game?
***** Wrongo. It's a game, and a seemingly impossible one since Dr Claw doesn't have an ass, only an arm.
It sounds so wrong.
Kid Kool is not cool, but 7:57-7:59 was cool!
Is the king the legendary Darth Plageus the wise?
the sith legend? its not a story a jedi would tell
Nah, he got lightninged a Long time ago.
TheJadeFist nah he was decapitated by Sheev
HOLY SHIT! SO you are actually playing as KID Palpatine??!!
Prehaps
"a delayed game are eventually good but a rushed game is bad forever" -Miyamoto
+awesomon *cought* duke nukem forever *cought*
+titanplatine you caught duke nukem? sounds bad...does it make you cough?
+awesomon SEGA needs to take notes from that
+titanplatine Gearbox saw that the original developers had enough assets in the beta version to make a complete version, so they decided to patch it up instead making improvements on it.
MrRayan123
was that delayed or rushed i don't keep up this sort of stuff
All of those invisible blocks Kid Kool's devs must have had kids that make these Mario Maker levels
Yep. The Invisobitch and Freefalling Fuckballs live again thanks to SMM trolls.
No. The Kid Kool devs' kids grew up to make Mario World romhacks. THEIR kids now play Mario Maker.
Yeah when I saw hidden blocks all I can think of is that these people made a Kaizo platformer because this wants you to do a speedrun. They must be having a blast with MM.
Drenkrod man I immediate thought: holy crap, the original Kaizo blocks! Those devs truly are aholes!
Invisible blocks in Super Mario Frustration rom hack!
I wonder how many takes it took for James to make the shot at the end with the Kid Kool cartridge into the garbage bin or if it was something that happened out of pure randomness xD
I remember reading somewhere that he actually accidentally threw it in the bin and that he was surprised when he noticed it afterwards.
+Y0mAMa5957 With that face he made when he made the shot, I think it was out of randomness. :)
+1sam234 .Kind of sucks James doesn't do title cards on his AVGN episodes anymore after episode 100.
+buttons551 Check his Mega Man Review.
Deadpool Oh yeah, he started them again with that.
You deserve all the thumbs up for landing Kid Kool in the trash!
Thanks.
7:05 "What's happened?" -Kid Kool
“The king has passed away.”
-Random guy. Maybe his court jester?
Review Dr Claws dump n' pump
I could see the Nerd making a lot of poop references while reviewing Dr. Claw's Dump 'n Pump!
Shit Pickle...
69 likes, tho.
Unfortunately the game doesn't exist I can't find any video footage of it. All I can find is the games alleged intro
It doesn't exist the nerd made it up in one of his videos. (Yes I know this is 3 years old but I'm just putting out there)
James: "It only took me 43 attempts while recording to make that last shot with this shitty game!"
5:15 this is actually a limitation of the NES. It can't scroll diagonally. There are better ways to work around that limitation than this, though.
"Faster than Sonic can shit out turbo turds"
Sounds like when a Sonic game gets rushed beyond belief
Or ear that is
TheDominator1307 Thanks
You're welcome, those seem to be the only Sonic games being made right now :/
TheDominator1307 Thankfully we have Sonic Mania and Project Sonic 2017 to look forward to, showing that SEGA can still make the fans happy and the fact that they're not even coming out this year for the 25th anniversary shows they don't want another '06/Boom
+Leopold Litchenstein (SpongeBobfan1.5) Or Sonic 4
5:41 Every Super Mario Maker level on Expert.
Haha I know right?
That backward blind shot into the garbage bin at the end of this video just got James 2 "Awesome points" for life! One for making the shot, the other point for recording it and loading it to the internet.
@2:47"It just makes it more cool when it's with a K" Hmm, I gotta agree with the Nerd on this one. Kool IS more kool with a K :P
You may be right, but I always thought that idea was a load of wanc, myself.
:P
Mind you, this coming from someone named *Kool Keith Productions.*
As Linkara said numerous times, "Because poor literacy is KEWL"
***** He didn't say it like that, he put too much emphasis on the h in 'whip'.
The front cover to this game is probably one of the most misleading gamecovers I've ever seen. It's crazy.
How in the Hell does the Kid Kool on the front cover resemble kakefu-kun.!?
Well hydlide (pure shit) hired Fabio to be on the cover.
7:49 “its like driving with blindfolds...”
2019 (birdbox challenge)- hold my beer
Fun Fact: This game in Japan was originally based on Japanese child actor: Kenji Sagara. He was unknown to the west, which is why they changed the name of the game and some sprites for Sagara as well.
I really want to play Dr. Claw's Dump 'n' Pump on the Genesis now.
+bitwize trust me. The controls are ass.
+Perry Cox On a scale of 4 to 34 how much do you like it?
+New Age Retro Sans 29.98876545567743320098856753333210098876 - 30.8877666555444321223455677899.
I think that last shot was real, you can tell by the look on his face, that is a legit surprise look, I could say that....that last part was really "Kool".
Well, then again, could a doctor save himself in a coma?
But the King's awake.
could a doctor bring back someone from the dead when he is bedridden ?
I'd assume the magic only brings you back from the dead with your old body, which means if you're sick you will just come back sick and then immediately die. They probably should have explained that in game though. There are other explanations that could work, too.
Nick Palma lol could a doctor save anyone when they're in a coma?
The Nicktendo Nerd h
That shot at the end was cool.
kool, even.
I wonder if it was intentional
Grey Strike
It's a camera trick, the nerd threw it behind him and then it was dropped into the trash can from above, put the two clips together and thats what you get.
CyanideRevelations i get what you mean but it looked pretty legit to me and it is possible with practice
It's not legit, look at the way the cartridge falls into the trash can, it comes straight down vertically like its been dropped from above. It's clever camera trickery
"In order to do something good, it takes time"
tell that to some game developers
*cough* Ubisoft *cough*
+Alexander Hahne BUGisoft
eeee eh
BUGthesda
+TheSavageCabbage Uglysoft!
So basically, Psycho fox is a more refined version of Kid kool.
Kinda like how Super Mario 2 is a more refined version of Doki Doki Panic.
Nice throw at the end!
The fregin wiplash between the box art and the game itself is hilarious
2019 and Kid Cool is still my favorite episode
Satan does, its called Ride to Hell Retribution
Absolutely love the intro. It's like every 90's song ever made. Serious talent.
So Kid Kool's weapon is a Kuriboh?...This game really does suck.
Oh c'mon dude, in Yugioh GX Kuriboh wasn't so bad.
C'MON AND GET YOUR GAME ON!
Anton Alekseev Jaden disagrees....well abridged Jaden at least.
Lvl10 kuriboh is so hax
Anton Alekseev TIME TO D D D D D D D D D DUEL
That was an awesomely surprising ending!
+PunakiviAddikti I wonder if he actually did that by accident or if he tried it until he got it right.
+Eddie it was an accident.
2 speeds in life.
1. Slow as shit
2. Fast as fuck boiiii
FAST AND WAY TOO FAST
2:10 Elmo's ballsack 😂😂😂
"Air suspension shit lift" hahaha
4:16 They WERE taking lessons from Super Mario Brothers. For the ”One-way Bullshit”.
The king is like Darth Plagueis, he can save others, but not himself....
Dr Claw’s Dump and Pump; now THAT is a classic. Up there with Full House Tournament Fighter and Super Schindler’s List 3D
OK, I had a bad weekend. Sooo..... I'm back to rewatch all eps to have laugh:P
There is something quite satisfying about AVGNs' rants. James could go off on a grocery list and still deliver an 'l feel you'.
Kid Kool
Is a Fool
That's no lie
He is just the worst guy
I can't think of anything else
g
g
ohhhhhhhhhh
do you really think
this isn't just drool?
It's the legend of Zelda and it's really bad
The creatures in the game are really rad!
I'd rather hang myself with a tie.
Kid Kool was based off a Japanese child actor, who I can't remember the name of, which the title of the Japanese version is named after. But since people outside of Japan wouldn't know him, they changed the name to kid kool. In case anybody's wondering, the actor now owns a convenience store.
''Satan doesn't have any games in hell as wretched then this'' he does its called ride to hell retribrution
I can't believe that before today I hadn't subscribed to cinemassacre! Well, better late than never. Thanks for the grade A entertainment.
I HOPE THE NERD COMES BACK FOR 2023 I MISS HIM LIKE TO SEE OTHER GAMES HE TALKS ABOUT
5:24 The vertical scrolling thing is actually a flaw of the design of the NES itself. Not enough video RAM.
5:04- Kid Kool should get water jumping lessons from Kiddy Kong in Donkey Kong Country 3.
Completely lost it on the Dr. Claw game. Good one Nerd.
Currently binge-watching all of the AVGN episodes! So far it's taken me nearly a week. :D Worth it though!
2012: "It's like trying to drive a car blindfolded! You would NOT want to try that..."
2019: Welp... Some people did...
this dude must have a killer job to be able to afford all that cool stuff. his passion for his hobby is admirable as well
1:50 The king looks like Jon Arbuckle
"if the King has the power of Immortalilty, couldn't he just use it on himself?"
Palpatine: "It's ironic. He could save others from death… but not himself."
Decap Attack was one of the best games on the Megadrive/Genesis. The controls were exvellent and the game was huge fun with one of the beat soundtracks of all times. Psycho Fox was fun, but had many of Kid Kool's problems.
Decap Attack is one of the few games I have vivid memories of playing when I was very, very young. Beyond Oasis and Warriors of the Eternal Sun being two others.
"Kid Kool is NOT Kool"
One of my favorite closing lines ever.
The middle finger salute. Please make it a thing.
I don't know if anyone's going to see this but...
"Kid Kool" may not have been kool but the Nerd's throw at the end *definitely* was! 😎
But Psycho Fox, is not that bad, isn't it, I played it, and it played perfectly.
lmao the king has power of immortality and can revive the player indefinitely but still dies anyway.
I guess when he's dead he can't revive himself?
Miyakolover ha that's true
The story works better in Star Wars with Darth Plagueis.
+mucsdnop That's only because Plagueis was losing his power at that point.
5:43
Mario romhacks before it was cool
This episode and the seven deadly gaming sins became a stable of the AVGN vernacular to this day! I love whenever he talks about two-gear-diarrhea in subsequent videos.
This guy's wordplay is HILARIOUS 😂
5:50 Invisible coin blocks straight out of Kaizo
More like Cat Mario moment
Aw man, who could forget Dr. Claw's Dump 'n' Pump? XD
Sound's like Mean Bean Machine's bastard cousin.
Invisibullshit would have been better.
+Euph Yeah, I agree.
furfag
+MrPizzaCake
Ahem.
What?
Attempt #687 at 7:57
I actually liked Decap Attack.
Best ending!! His face says it all he's like, "Woah, did I really just nail that shot?"
I remember the time when this one was launched back in Japan. It was originally a celebrity themed game and had a subtitle "ジャンプ天国 スピード地獄", which literally means "Jump heaven and speed hell."
Wait, There's a game call Dr. Claw's Dump and Pump?! WTF?!
He made that label and stuck it on a cartridge.
Oh okay, about to say who in their right mind would make a game like that.
No he didnt, it really does exist
Sure it is, pal.
Doesn't Mario have one-way bullshit?
Giordan Diodato Yes. The original SMB has it. Except that was a good game.
Giordan Diodato Super Mario Bros 2 The Lost Levels. 100% completing Super Mario Sunshine. Super Mario Galaxy 2 The Perfect Run
Yeah but it wasn't really a problem cuz obviously it was a good game. And you wouldn't lose anything off screen.
Boxes World that's subjective. I'm sure there are detractors of Super Mario Bros. They're just in the non-vocal minority.
Giordan Diodato Maybe. Just maybe there was. But where I've played the game, I haven't really seen any. You see I'm the kind of gamer that would play a fun platform and if it's easy, I'll Speedrun the game!
7:41
WHAT...THE...F*CK!?!
Also, if the king has IMMORTALITY, he can let you live forever, but he enjoys watching your spirit fly back to him, begging for his power.
It's too bad, because Kid Kool had the makings to be an absolutely incredible game. Speed and precision, difficult jumps, tons of secrets and a few easter eggs, and even an alternate ending. It was the type of game that a person could master and then play like an instrument.
I like the game, but it is flawed. A lot of people don't realize just how much potential this game had. It could have been a real world shaker had they taken more time and perfected it.
Joe Moorman "One Way Bullshit" applies to this game because of the placement of the character's weapon and the fact that you're very likely to overshoot the movement to the point where you can't get it, with the unreasonably fast running speed and all.
Merari Gomez Opinions opinions...
Sam Rosenbalm That could be said for most shitty games.
3:08 maybe the king is Darth Plagueis
All Kid Kool had to do to find those 7 Wonder Herbs was go see Tyrone down the street.
Rewatching AVGN you see how many games truly did need the recipe for similar gameplay from Mario.
HEY JAMES! have you ever realize that at 3:14, you're walking on little dickheads! :P Just realized it!
7 design flaws
7 deadly sins
7 different herbs
Dr Claw's Dump N' Pump? Is that even a real game?
Lmao no
+Hairo Aguilera I'm not certain, but considering that he holds up the fucking cartridge, I'm gonna say yes it is fucking real. also you could just do a Google search.
+billizkuelpwn87 Lol yeah, no
No, it's clearly a drawing by Mike if you pause it and analyze the artwork.
Seems legit
That blind shot at the end was AWESOME! Love AVGN!
What I wanna know is, was it really unintentional when the game went into the trash, or was that shot just done over and over until it went in?
+Zepher Tensho Seems to be the biggest question on this video.
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Thanks lol. It's snipped from a commission I got of one of my characters
tehbuttercookie
Kimarnic Dash
Yea cuz that contributes to the conversation.
Seeing that he had the bin perfectly framed in the shot, and the alternative would be him unceremoniously throwing a game behind his back with no real punchline, yeah, it was intentional.
The real question is how many takes did it take him?
1:52 The character in the middle of the screen looks a LOT like YOU, James... deal with it... XD
Kaizo Mario World made the Invisibitch famous, and now you can feel tne Nerd's rage when you play a Kaizo or troll Mario Maker level, jump at seemingly the only place you can make it only to hit an invisible block and die, or find out too late that every possible exit for where you are has been blocked by invisible blocks.
Kid Kool. "K" stands for Kaizo.
this game was actually based on a japanese child star called "kakefu-kun", they had to rush the game out while he was at the peak of his popularity.
Makes sense....
I LIKE BUKAKKE!!!!!
I would love to see AVGN do a review on Dr. Claw's Dump N Pump. That game looks awesome!
It's not a real game looks like.
"If the king has the power of immortality, then why not use it on himself?"
Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagius the wise?
Dr. Klaw's Pump and Dump is so bad. How come you've never reviewed it?
That's what I was wondering
At least it's not Dalmatians 3 or Snow White & The 7 Clever Boys or Animal Soccer World (or any such crazy formulaic fairy-tale-licensed "game" from Phoenix/Dingo/LJN/whatever, for the matter).
7:56 click over the time... repeat endlessly... till the end of time!!!
3:44 move b**tch get out the way ( should have been intro)
1:54 i like how he ignored the fact that the king's vassal looks exactly like avgn himself
Invisobitch, thats what I name most of my dates