MGS3 - Every Uniform & Face Paint

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024

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  • @DragoonCenten
    @DragoonCenten 6 лет назад +3530

    "This FOX Unit is a nut fest!"
    How right he was.

  • @seva809
    @seva809 6 лет назад +5477

    "Is there a way to take off my pants ?"
    Only in Kojima game.

    • @seva809
      @seva809 6 лет назад +68

      @Christopher Alfonso Well said

    • @andriy5934
      @andriy5934 6 лет назад +31

      Christopher Alfonso yup

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 6 лет назад +92

      seva809
      AWWWW HELLLLL NAW!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 6 лет назад +157

      Christopher Alfonso
      Is everyone forgetting running around naked as Raiden in MGS2?

    • @killaquween
      @killaquween 6 лет назад +16

      Abdega I didn't

  • @propane_salesman
    @propane_salesman 6 лет назад +3327

    I can tell you're on the HD version because there was no awkward pause for the black face paint

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 6 лет назад +448

      I am curious about this. Was it just originally a glitch or something? Or was it an intentional bit of direction that caused a controversy? :0

    • @R0BEARTH
      @R0BEARTH 5 лет назад +345

      I can tell this cause there is no Banana Camo in HD version.

    • @SimonCrazyCatGaudet
      @SimonCrazyCatGaudet 5 лет назад +150

      @@R0BEARTH Plus the monkey mask. u.u ( well it's was in the first version ).

    • @gabbyaghoulfemboy
      @gabbyaghoulfemboy 5 лет назад +22

      @@SimonCrazyCatGaudet u.u

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 3 года назад +289

      @@Pensive_Scarlet It happened in a lot of the radio calls in the original game. I suspect it was just a quirk of loading the sound files, and that one just happened to have a loading point in a slightly amusing place.

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 6 лет назад +1162

    *IT'S NOT A SNACK. IT'S AFTERNOON TEA*

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 лет назад +72

      “Snack, tea. Same thing.”

    • @maxviile915
      @maxviile915 4 года назад +44

      Uh oh, Here we again.
      Talk to you later, Snake

    • @hidersheart108
      @hidersheart108 4 года назад +29

      This... Is the guy who became the big bad?

    • @jeffblacklight104
      @jeffblacklight104 4 года назад +15

      i mean we also have to belive that big "love boxes so much that he past that to his clones" boss became a warmonger and movie lover and weebo para-medic became dr clark... you know the one that invent cyborg ninjas so...

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 4 года назад +3

      They're not cookies they're scones

  • @corgipants3840
    @corgipants3840 6 лет назад +1536

    "Is there a way to take off my pants?"
    "Whats wrong with being cute?"
    "Kabuki >:3"
    "That's what I heard. - From who? - ...Para-medic..."
    "Looks pretty good on me, doesn't it?"
    "But it does look good on me, doesn't it?"
    "Well, I think it looks good on me..."
    God I love Snake

    • @NunOfDoloresDei
      @NunOfDoloresDei 5 лет назад +83

      the way he says Kabuki always gets me

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 2 года назад +21

      @@NunOfDoloresDei when he pronounced deity as "daddy" I laughed pretty hard. It was for the other Japanese thing

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 2 года назад +12

      Yeah man Naked Snake was best Snake. Glad he had a redemption in MGS4's ending

    • @luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175
      @luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175 9 месяцев назад +2

      He was SO excited when he said "Kabuki" lmao

    • @lycanthis9963
      @lycanthis9963 13 дней назад

      Bet David Hayter had a blast in the recording booth.

  • @stormieemielfrasure5655
    @stormieemielfrasure5655 6 лет назад +610

    20:21
    This is adorable

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 4 года назад +119

      Stormie & Emily Frasure Snake seems like a little kid trying to impress his mom and I love it

    • @christianbethel
      @christianbethel 3 года назад +36

      For real. Just makes their fight even more tragic.

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 3 года назад +46

      @@christianbethel the only reason they have their final battle is because shes punishing Snake for wearing a tux for top secret assignments 😂

    • @christianbethel
      @christianbethel 3 года назад +2

      @@lowhp_comic LOL!

    • @yaboi8940
      @yaboi8940 2 года назад +12

      @@lowhp_comic if i ever get my hands on snake eater i will wear the tuxido when i figh the boss just for this very reason

  • @joaovc2002
    @joaovc2002 6 лет назад +2059

    *Random thing*
    Who told you that?
    ...para-medic

    • @CorkScrewDood
      @CorkScrewDood 6 лет назад +78

      Figures...

    • @lojiker_583
      @lojiker_583 6 лет назад +59

      Well whatever it does, it doesn't make for very good camouflage.

    • @Hayden-kb3do
      @Hayden-kb3do 5 лет назад +12

      Really?

    • @alejandropantoja6555
      @alejandropantoja6555 4 года назад +10

      She summes up the millenial mind set, bring up random shit and say "I found that article on internet".

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 года назад +16

      @@alejandropantoja6555 Back in 2004 ''millenials'' didnt exist, but i do get what you mean. Para-Medic is rather supposed to be a movie nerd thats why she always heard it in a movie, or looked it up in her jungle guide.

  • @shandrokk5566
    @shandrokk5566 6 лет назад +597

    16:57
    such a mom

    • @AshwickGrove
      @AshwickGrove 6 лет назад +67

      I know right, I love this game, I love this franchise and I love the characters... amazing.. R.I.P Boss.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 лет назад +70

      She gave Snake Christmas presents under the guise of Santa. That's why Snake still believes in him by the time of Peace Walker. He thought that killing The Boss put him on the Naughty List.

    • @Dillon4599
      @Dillon4599 4 года назад +4

      Literally.

    • @Vajrapani108
      @Vajrapani108 3 года назад +1

      @@demi-femme4821 bruh that's sad af

    • @DutchVanDerLindo
      @DutchVanDerLindo Месяц назад

      ​@@demi-femme4821 her*

  • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
    @chadkingoffuckmountain970 6 лет назад +774

    11:41
    Sigint: "Ah hell no!"

  • @alexcalo4619
    @alexcalo4619 6 лет назад +828

    “You have no advantages without shirt whatsoever”
    “Yea there are”
    “Like what”
    “It feels good

  • @shala_shashka
    @shala_shashka 2 года назад +138

    I always like how Kojima will have stuff start out as “Oh yeah this is military gear made in X country for Y reason” to “Yeah this spooky ghost guy gave me this magical uniform”

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 3 месяца назад +2

      it's nanotechnology and parasite technology, not omnissiah blessings or space magic

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 3 года назад +606

    I love how Big Boss usually is this stoic pro that occasionaly-and very casually- riles people up. And he knows it and revels in it, like a child does.
    It's actually adorable.

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Год назад +36

      Yeah, Snake is very by the books but Boss clearly is fucking with people half the time. Snake is like "I need more info." Boss is more like "You'll tell me what I need to know from sheer contempt."

    • @gagemerck6761
      @gagemerck6761 Год назад

      @@ZigealFaust no theyre talking about snakes silly quips. not boss

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Год назад +14

      @@gagemerck6761 I'm talking about Naked Snake when I say "Boss" and Solid Snake when I say "Snake" you silly billy.

    • @gagemerck6761
      @gagemerck6761 Год назад +14

      @@ZigealFaust im sorry daddy

    • @JunGaGotoku
      @JunGaGotoku 9 месяцев назад

      He believes in Santa.

  • @nexusgiga
    @nexusgiga 6 лет назад +890

    i like how the boss is just a tired mom trying to take care of her wise ass son

    • @elkinnortlee3497
      @elkinnortlee3497 5 лет назад +70

      And did it quite a job at keeping her wise ass son from tampering her day off

    • @flipkiller8521
      @flipkiller8521 2 года назад +30

      I mean Snake's practically her 2nd son outside of Ocelot.

    • @nexusgiga
      @nexusgiga 2 года назад +12

      @@elkinnortlee3497 I was ironically talking about ocelot

    • @jinsakai2047
      @jinsakai2047 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@nexusgigadamn
      Even after 4 years you still replied

  • @eduardomorales8443
    @eduardomorales8443 6 лет назад +1572

    I love The Boss' voice. Idk why. I kinda missed her

    • @ShinyGaara65
      @ShinyGaara65 6 лет назад +113

      Master Mind Imagine her saying "And I'm Diane Simmons." She played the anchorwoman from Family Guy.

    • @the_e
      @the_e 6 лет назад +122

      she's also pearl from spongebob but after MGS3, I only see/hear her as The Boss now

    • @jordanmckinley2973
      @jordanmckinley2973 5 лет назад +9

      She’s a very strong woman I’ll tell you what 💪🏽💪🏽❤️❤️

    • @joenuts8312
      @joenuts8312 5 лет назад +28

      You can hear her voice in MGSV TPP if you've found that AI Pod. It has recordings of who I think is the Boss.

    • @SimonCrazyCatGaudet
      @SimonCrazyCatGaudet 5 лет назад +8

      @@joenuts8312 I should check back but in my souvenir, it's not a recording of Strangelove ( the mother of Otacon )? We can hear her voice from the AI Pod, but I don't remember recordings of her. But perhaps I forgot. ^^;

  • @Croftice1
    @Croftice1 5 лет назад +589

    At 15:46 I just realized, when I was trying that mask, it was still during the Virtuous Mission, that's quite the start of the game, so Snake had both eyes and so did the mask, Sigint even said, that he made it up so it could blink. But here, Snake's already tortured, lost his eye and the mask has one eye permanently closed, man what a detail.

    • @lucasmoreirasantos8377
      @lucasmoreirasantos8377 4 года назад +39

      Right? Just Kojima to do that. Death Stranding is full of insane attention to details as well.

    • @themaxterz0169
      @themaxterz0169 2 года назад +15

      I mean, it would have been quite a slip up to allow the player to go "wait, i have two eyes again now?!"

    • @twentytwo138
      @twentytwo138 2 года назад +13

      @@themaxterz0169 Quite a slip for Kojima, but an extremely common thing with Ubisoft games. Ubisoft never pays attention to details, their games are a mess.

  • @sgtwolf7391
    @sgtwolf7391 6 лет назад +2255

    Black face paint...?
    Oooooh boy.

    • @nexusgiga
      @nexusgiga 6 лет назад +491

      snake: *putting on his black face paint*
      sigint: *sighing because he knows snake means well*

    • @DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR
      @DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR 6 лет назад +1

      When?

    • @chibani-
      @chibani- 6 лет назад +59

      +ERA CASTE you need to get lighter and darker touch around your face to break up your facial pattern, making your face harder to recognize
      so you need to put darker paint to the outer areas of the face and lighter paint around eyes, nose, temples, and lower lip to obscure the lighter areas of your face
      that's for black camo different camos requires different applications

    • @alraz5832
      @alraz5832 6 лет назад +52

      Use it if you want Cops to shoot ye

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +33

      -Use if you want skin cancer
      -Use if you want every fragile millennial loser around you to reveal themselves

  • @FrozenSolid90
    @FrozenSolid90 6 лет назад +172

    17:25 "Yes mom..."

    • @Shinano1944
      @Shinano1944 3 года назад +2

      @Zafar Khan becose EVA is in a sense his mom (dont ask)

    • @Shinano1944
      @Shinano1944 3 года назад +1

      Some time bullcrap

  • @darren5365
    @darren5365 6 лет назад +367

    15:53 I didn’t realize the lip sync for Radns mask was an actual explanation. That’s pretty good

    • @matiasaguilar2500
      @matiasaguilar2500 6 лет назад

      Darren ???

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 6 лет назад +1

      Sebastian Aguilera Fernandez question marks

    • @SimonCrazyCatGaudet
      @SimonCrazyCatGaudet 5 лет назад +29

      I noticed that 'problem' in the game but I never noticed you can talk of that with Sigint hahahaha.
      Damn I learn something new all the times I play to that game, it's crazy! ( and I beat that game perhaps 50 times or more )

    • @PunishedVenomDrake
      @PunishedVenomDrake 2 года назад +1

      Wait, did you say...PRETTY...GOOD????

  • @franciscogonzalez1110
    @franciscogonzalez1110 5 лет назад +199

    0:36 That laugh stole that call!😂

  • @jillstingray7848
    @jillstingray7848 6 лет назад +400

    Aw hell naw! This FOX UNIT is a N U T F E S T !

    • @merceralex1935
      @merceralex1935 6 лет назад +3

      IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO PROFILE PIC!!

    • @jillstingray7848
      @jillstingray7848 6 лет назад +3

      Mercer Alex19 uhhh
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      🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱
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      🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱
      🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱
      🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱
      🅱 🅱 🅱
      🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱

    • @ilimuninati4929
      @ilimuninati4929 5 лет назад +1

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

    • @featuringdantefromthedevil9749
      @featuringdantefromthedevil9749 2 года назад

      🤨🤨🤨

  • @veziusthethird
    @veziusthethird 5 лет назад +365

    I realized if you stitch some text together from Sigint, you can make him say, "Ah shit, here we go again."

  • @jaspergreyam8396
    @jaspergreyam8396 5 лет назад +335

    i wish there was a way to hear the bosses comments on her unit's camo
    6:55 Boss: ! Your camo...
    Snake: Yeah, i got it from a laundry mix-up
    Boss: A laundry- you didn't return it?!
    Snake: I asked around, but no one said it was theirs
    Boss: ...Well that pattern more suited for fall environments, it sticks out like a sore thumb here, so switch to something else
    Snake: Good point, weird thing is that wasps and the like seem to be ignoring me
    Boss: (Really Pain?)
    Snake: ?
    Boss: Unless it can stop bullets, i'd recommend changing to a different uniform
    Snake: Ok, geeze
    7:20 Boss: Snake that camo!
    Snake: You like it?
    Boss: ...Where did you get that?
    Snake: Oh one of my stealth instructors gave it to me, he said it would help.
    Boss: ...
    Snake: In all honesty it's kinda hot and my stamina's draining fast, but on the other hand the guards seem to completely ignore me!
    Boss: (Is this Fear's idea of a joke?)
    Snake: ?
    Boss: ...It's probably a placebo effect, switch into something that won't effect your stamina.
    Snake: Got it
    7:50 Boss: Jack, that camo!
    Snake: I know, it's great! When i'm in the sun i feel my stamina recovering much faster! and the camo rating's not that bad too! Can you believe that an old man sold it to me?
    Boss: (I swear End i'm gonna-)
    snake:?
    Boss: Jack, how do you think Sokolov would react to knowing that the agent we sent to rescue him was sunbathing?
    Snake: ! Right sorry, i'll get on it
    Boss: You may want to change into a different camo so you won't get tempted
    Snake: ok
    8:12 Boss: Snake what are you wearing?!
    Snake: Oh this? I got from a scarred solder traded it to me for some rations
    Boss: ...
    Snake: It's quite whether resistant, and it's durable to!
    Boss: Snake
    Snake: Doesn't stain, keeps your temperature normal
    Boss: Snake!
    Snake: Why it's also fire resistant-
    Boss: SNAKE!
    Snake: ...
    Boss: It has a low camo rating, so unless there's a forest fire you should change into something else
    Snake: Got it
    Boss: (I'll show him some fury)
    Snake: ?
    Boss: Nothing
    8:34 Boss: Th-that suit
    Snake: You like it? There's a story behind it
    Boss: ...Go on
    Snake: Well i was on leave, wandering back to base, after getting more than a few drinks, stumbling around, when this old guy helped me up
    Boss: ...!
    Snake: He was a nice guy, asking how i was doing, talking about his life, had a wife and kid himself, talked about them like they were the greatest folks you could ever meet
    Boss: ...
    Snake: Anyways we got back to the base patted me on the back and said he needed to get back to his family, the next day i found this in my kit, guess he gave it to me
    Boss: ...Did he say their name?
    Snake: Yeah he did! They were... uh... oh yeah! Charlotte and Adamska
    Boss: ...(Sorrow)
    Snake: ? Boss, you ok?
    Boss: Uh yes, i'm fine, that camo seems quite effective, so you should use it as much as possible
    Snake: ...You sure?
    Boss: Yes, i'm fine, continue the mission

    • @Nzg41
      @Nzg41 5 лет назад +18

      Jasper Greyam I loved the sorrows,gave me the fuzzys

    • @UrielSales
      @UrielSales 4 года назад +8

      Great comment. George should give you heart.

    • @greenteabag69
      @greenteabag69 4 года назад +4

      you deserve to be the pinned comment

    • @jaspergreyam8396
      @jaspergreyam8396 4 года назад +3

      @@greenteabag69 thanks

    • @nemesistim371
      @nemesistim371 4 года назад +3

      What about the snake uniform?

  • @s.majorkujira2233
    @s.majorkujira2233 6 лет назад +620

    The boss knows all about the uniforms and face paint variants. Maybe she used them previously...?

    • @justbny9278
      @justbny9278 6 лет назад +56

      S. Major Rain maybe she taught him the face paints and gave him the first set of camouflage.

    • @brendanferrell9519
      @brendanferrell9519 6 лет назад +43

      S. Major Rain Just an idea inspired by that thought: What if there was a new Metal Gear game that focused on one of the Boss's adventures? Correct me if I'm wrong, it has been a long time since I've played this game, but I don't believe that there's anything that rules out the Boss having her own story to tell outside of this game

    • @s.majorkujira2233
      @s.majorkujira2233 6 лет назад +19

      Brendan Ferrell That sounds good, it'd be better seeing it as she only told her story to snake at the end

    • @brendanferrell9519
      @brendanferrell9519 6 лет назад +24

      S. Major Rain Yeah. Also it'd be good to open playable characters up to someone other than Snake. (Or Still Heavily Involves Him E.g. MGS2) Don't get me wrong, I love both Snakes to death, but I feel that with Kojima gone, and all important stories involving them exhausted, it'd be refreshing to see the stories of other characters in the same universe

    • @s.majorkujira2233
      @s.majorkujira2233 6 лет назад +5

      Brendan Ferrell That's also true

  • @oliverhilton6086
    @oliverhilton6086 5 лет назад +573

    **paints face black**
    **calls sigint**

    • @GunsNGames1
      @GunsNGames1 4 года назад +81

      Lmao, if this game was released today they would call Kojima racist or something.

    • @VanVuurenStudios0310
      @VanVuurenStudios0310 4 года назад +15

      That works well if you're in the shadows.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 года назад +34

      ALmost like that would be normal in a sneaking mission and the current generation tries too hard

    • @justin_y1454
      @justin_y1454 3 года назад

      🤡🤡🤡

    • @NovaXP
      @NovaXP 3 года назад +35

      @@GunsNGames1 Doubt it. There's a codec call where Sigint talks about how nobody would bother hiring him because he's black, and how the Major was the first person to give him a real chance. So it's an issue that at least gets brought up and denounced in game.

  • @z3r0the_number58
    @z3r0the_number58 4 года назад +48

    10:33. Yep that’s snake

  • @Dum_Nathan
    @Dum_Nathan 5 лет назад +149

    11:40
    "Wearing blackface, huh?"

    • @VanVuurenStudios0310
      @VanVuurenStudios0310 4 года назад +1

      If you're in the dark, especially solid black shadows, it works particularly well.

    • @saint-paris
      @saint-paris 4 года назад +14

      Oh my god if this was released today people would have gone nuts lmaoo

    • @zxaoks1090
      @zxaoks1090 3 года назад

      Yes I am

    • @ilovebirds3157
      @ilovebirds3157 2 года назад +1

      That Trudeau paint

  • @goldenmajin4073
    @goldenmajin4073 6 лет назад +286

    5:25 bulletproof, but not arrowproof

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 года назад +17

      And not Knife-proof, or anything-sharp-proof.

    • @serronemendoza6997
      @serronemendoza6997 4 года назад

      @@johnnyg4mer764 not rifle bulletproof

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +9

      If the bolt wasn't coated in the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider the outfit would probably stand a better chance

  • @Squeaky_Ben
    @Squeaky_Ben 6 лет назад +311

    Oh damn... I wanted to hear what sigint had to say about flecktarn.

    • @DragoonCenten
      @DragoonCenten 6 лет назад +78

      Ben I was disappointed that he didn't say anything about the black face paint.

    • @Squeaky_Ben
      @Squeaky_Ben 6 лет назад +3

      Visible AIDS I thought he did

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 6 лет назад +21

      Flecktarn is an all time favorite of mine both in this and real life.
      In this game it makes your equipment batteries infinite, never run out of batteries while using Nightvision ever again!

    • @SimonCrazyCatGaudet
      @SimonCrazyCatGaudet 5 лет назад +8

      @@xmm-cf5eg "Flecktarn is an all time favorite of mine both in this and real life.
      In this game it makes your equipment batteries infinite, never run out of batteries while using Nightvision ever again!"
      Funny how I beat that game so many times and I always learn something new about that games every year, I totally didn't know that. ^^;

    • @user-kl5wm2qn7i
      @user-kl5wm2qn7i 4 года назад

      Flectarn was developed in 90's, right? What does it do in 1964?

  • @Orbitthemaster
    @Orbitthemaster 6 лет назад +193

    Looks like Para Medic want Snake dead after all.

  • @suckerfor_music1806
    @suckerfor_music1806 6 лет назад +785

    Snake's chuckle tho
    H E H E H E H E H E H E

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan 5 лет назад +70

    Listening to Metal Gear Codec conversations is gamer ASMR.

  • @SchrodingerDCatte
    @SchrodingerDCatte 5 лет назад +200

    As a fun note, some of the downloaded/"UNLOCKED" camouflages actually have, or by the HD version possibly had, effects. The Grenade pattern made grenades infinite, Mummy prevented you from sustaining injuries, and I believe Santa prevented your stamina from draining over time.

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 5 лет назад +39

      I've heard SANTA prevented colds
      I have never been able to confirm nor deny that because colds are almost impossible to catch

  • @exzerno.
    @exzerno. 4 года назад +79

    11:41 had me dying not gonna lie

    • @exzerno.
      @exzerno. 3 года назад +5

      Zafar Khan You're the type of person who makes things not fun lol

    • @MorsOktober
      @MorsOktober Год назад

      I don't get what's so funny about it. Grow up dude.

    • @exzerno.
      @exzerno. Год назад +4

      @@MorsOktober the joke is that he’s black lol

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 Год назад +2

      @@MorsOktober It’s still funny. Pull that stick out.

  • @Sir_LucasVII
    @Sir_LucasVII 2 года назад +32

    Sigint : I see you are wearing the olive drab uniform huh,
    Snake: So how does it taste

  • @TalleyBellum
    @TalleyBellum 5 лет назад +31

    The way the Boss and Snake interact on codec sounds like a mom and a son

    • @codyfinchum890
      @codyfinchum890 4 года назад +8

      Cooper Meyer did you not play this game 😂

  • @Zed_Said
    @Zed_Said 5 лет назад +27

    20:22
    The REAL reason The Boss defected: to get away from Snake's dumbass antics

  • @fatmandoobius
    @fatmandoobius 3 года назад +83

    First playthrough of MGS3 I had Oyama on fighting the boss because of it's effect in white areas being better than snow. The Ocelot scene in the plane after was a hell of a lot less serious because of that.

    • @pikkonama8858
      @pikkonama8858 Месяц назад

      Any white Face paint is effective against The Boss like Oyama, Kabuki, Japan, even Zombie....

  • @antiusername10
    @antiusername10 5 лет назад +23

    4:21
    sigint got excited there for a moment lol

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited 4 года назад +39

    The boss scolding snake like a kid always makes me laugh.

  • @normal_mothman
    @normal_mothman 6 лет назад +83

    "I thought you'd like it..."

  • @rose_cor3080
    @rose_cor3080 2 года назад +20

    10:32 i like to think big boss continues to wear the ga-ko uniform casually when he’s not doing infiltrations

  • @primalabe9190
    @primalabe9190 5 лет назад +213

    Then there's the insanity of camos of 3DS version:
    Put Samus AR card on a white table.
    Take a picture of her in ARgames.
    Turn that to a camo.
    Bam.
    85-100% camo ANYWHERE in the Groznyj Grad's beton tiles.

    • @Kechioma
      @Kechioma 5 лет назад +29

      I took a photo of my school's website and it's a 80-100% anywhere at Groznyj

    • @b1gbruh894
      @b1gbruh894 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 лет назад +27

      The picture camo feature is completely broken. On the positive side of things, though, you get to see how hilarious 100% camo is.

    • @erinlopez5344
      @erinlopez5344 5 лет назад

      Ooh, thanks. Gonna have to try that later.

    • @mathewagnew5148
      @mathewagnew5148 4 года назад +1

      I got a disturbing one, I took a picture of someone's face.

  • @2010vintagesandwichenjoyer
    @2010vintagesandwichenjoyer 6 лет назад +111

    Naked call is my favorite, its just hilarious.

  • @tylerchenoweth5017
    @tylerchenoweth5017 6 лет назад +80

    I just noticed that in every camo you show us there's an arrow in snake's left leg. Nice vid btw

  • @thiccboss4780
    @thiccboss4780 6 лет назад +170

    20:04 OMG Even the Boss knows about the true colors that ninja wear!! Not Black , should be Dark Navy Blue
    that's exactly why they didn't wear Black

    • @mickeyfcsmbw
      @mickeyfcsmbw 5 лет назад +5

      Stop. Please.

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC 5 лет назад +28

      black cuts out your shape in dark while navy blue blends with the gloom

    • @Cole-ek7fh
      @Cole-ek7fh 4 года назад

      real ninja wear street clothes.

  • @fabiofilippstheodoro5093
    @fabiofilippstheodoro5093 6 лет назад +52

    I wonder how would be The Boss's reactions to the cobra's camoflages...

    • @tahirmukic5460
      @tahirmukic5460 3 года назад +17

      Jack! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THOSE?!

  • @castle9165
    @castle9165 3 года назад +12

    21:05 is the most loveable thing ever

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 5 лет назад +28

    2:17 or a DESSERT environment...
    No? Okay. I’ll see myself out.

  • @MoeMoeJoeJoe
    @MoeMoeJoeJoe 3 года назад +17

    Snake really wanted Boss to like his Tuxedo.

  • @dekudude8888
    @dekudude8888 5 лет назад +248

    I never understood why going with less clothing drained your stamina faster. I think it would be a good risk/reward camo: Less stealth and protection for more stamina and speed.

    • @matsujonen
      @matsujonen 4 года назад +208

      You would be burning more stamina trying to deal with the elements. That's one of the reasons we wear clothing because humans don't have thick furry hides like most animals

    • @SOLIDSNAKE.
      @SOLIDSNAKE. 2 года назад +7

      @@matsujonen exactly

    • @SOLIDSNAKE.
      @SOLIDSNAKE. 2 года назад +18

      Go sit in the cold without a shirt for a while...

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +25

      It's because Snake's skin is exposed to the moist damp air and conditions, it's not a humid jungle it's Russian

    • @TheDoomMaster
      @TheDoomMaster Год назад +2

      I think it's because of Naked Snake's body being more exposed to the elements

  • @garpu_9187
    @garpu_9187 5 лет назад +27

    “Snake? I guess it suits you”
    *sitcom laughs*

  • @Micro13bk
    @Micro13bk 4 года назад +18

    Snake: *selects rainbow camo *
    *The Village People - YMCA starts playing *

  • @FHTgames17
    @FHTgames17 5 лет назад +27

    Ah, the memories. I remember you could download special camouflages and face paints by connecting the PS2 to the internet. I had a slim PS2 that had the Ethernet port built-in and I was able to download them. The thing was, it would take half of my Memory Card, so I didn’t keep them for too long.

  • @vampyr2936
    @vampyr2936 4 года назад +26

    Sigint is the only man I'll ever completely vibe with fron the MGS universe

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 2 года назад +4

    11:40
    "Wearing black face paint, huh, Snake?
    I thought you was cool."

  • @name1585
    @name1585 4 года назад +15

    Zero teaching signit about afternoon tea is probobly (in my opinion) one of the funniest things in the mgs series

  • @dillonkinder9296
    @dillonkinder9296 Год назад +9

    What’s really cool is that the sneaking suit Snake wears is basically the one The Boss is wearing but in different colors that makes it a incredible suitable epic fight when you face her

  • @solsun7350
    @solsun7350 5 лет назад +7

    i like how Paramedic said fuck the camo index as the Alarm is going off in Groznyj

  • @zulucruz664
    @zulucruz664 2 года назад +5

    10:33 “what’s wrong with being cute.” - Snake

  • @patmccrotch5373
    @patmccrotch5373 11 месяцев назад +8

    The amount of detail.. and the amount of time and effort put into this game.. it's why it's one of my favorite games of all time on any system.

  • @jackmclean4120
    @jackmclean4120 3 года назад +13

    In the first mission, there was one point where I dressed Snake in the Leaf camo and Italy face paint. I had 90% camo.

  • @tmarkle1934
    @tmarkle1934 4 года назад +13

    6:37 "What, you late for a wedding or something?" LOL!

  • @ronaldcrump9657
    @ronaldcrump9657 6 лет назад +12

    25:09
    SIGINT: Yo Snake, what's that camo you're wearing?
    Snake: Its called Rainbow.
    SIGINT: Man that uniform is killing your camo index.
    Snake: But it lets me blend in with the LGBT crowd right?
    SIGINT: SAY WHAT?
    Snake: Paramedic told me about it. Don't you like it?
    SIGINT: AWW HELL NO.
    Snake: ......

    • @kingpoolord6180
      @kingpoolord6180 6 лет назад +3

      You're pretty good.

    • @laminlatrel6402
      @laminlatrel6402 5 лет назад +1

      HAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @moonman1602
      @moonman1602 2 года назад +1

      lmao lgbt wasn't a thing in 1964

    • @Acubbatea
      @Acubbatea 9 дней назад

      @@moonman1602wait till this guy hears about Ancient Rome >:)

  • @postaldude7879
    @postaldude7879 4 года назад +13

    0:00 - 0:04
    When you walk in into your brother's room when his gf comes over

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 года назад +7

    **wears rainbow camo**
    The Boss: "What is this fairy disguise?"

  • @thetalonking7233
    @thetalonking7233 6 лет назад +17

    You never fail to deliver. Thanks, my man.

    • @GeorgeSalonikh
      @GeorgeSalonikh  6 лет назад +7

      Thanks & you're welcome.

    • @krisztianzsoltszalaisdabor659
      @krisztianzsoltszalaisdabor659 3 года назад +2

      @@GeorgeSalonikh What is the music at 22:03 22:04? Because I don't know, so can you or anyone else please tell me? Thanks.

  • @eviljoel
    @eviljoel 6 лет назад +21

    Para-medic just can't mind her own business.

  • @screqm7714
    @screqm7714 4 года назад +10

    “It’s my destiny to be in this box”

  • @abdulqudz89
    @abdulqudz89 3 года назад +15

    22:30
    my favourite camo in the game.

  • @ducttapeengineer933
    @ducttapeengineer933 6 лет назад +30

    Always remember to mask your plane's attitude.

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 года назад

      Yes, even the biggest aircraft vehicle needs to "blend in" with the SKY.

    • @Terraqueo22
      @Terraqueo22 3 года назад

      Hey it was somewhat effective in wwii

  • @jerichosamurai
    @jerichosamurai 6 лет назад +171

    The Boss: You're wearing black face paint, huh? Painting your face black will raise your Camo Index in dark areas. If you find yourself in any dark areas, make sure to use the black face paint.
    Me: Oh... so it's an inner city camouflage...

    • @user-kw9gf4qb2e
      @user-kw9gf4qb2e 6 лет назад +1

      It's a good idea wearing this face camouflage in the city

    • @ck5rem608
      @ck5rem608 6 лет назад +4

      Offensive joke
      Ghetto...
      (Sorry)

    • @ItsRawdraft2
      @ItsRawdraft2 5 лет назад +1

      IIIINEEEERRRRRRR CIIIIIIIIITYYYY

    • @VanVuurenStudios0310
      @VanVuurenStudios0310 4 года назад

      He meant areas that are let's say as dark as a cave.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 6 лет назад +45

    SNAKE WHY YOU NEKKID~ AW HELL NAH~
    Truly, a classic.

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt 5 лет назад +19

    I love the way Snake says Kabuki. Kahbookey~

    • @Cole-ek7fh
      @Cole-ek7fh 4 года назад

      that's how it's pronounced.

  • @VanVuurenStudios0310
    @VanVuurenStudios0310 4 года назад +42

    The "BLACK" option for the face paint will surely help with the black camouflage, as it works particularly well in dark areas where the shadows should conceal you nicely. It has absolutely nothing to do with the police, as Metal Gear is particularly about war and the military forces around the world.

    • @VanVuurenStudios0310
      @VanVuurenStudios0310 4 года назад +3

      Keep in mind, the context in which the word black is used here is to refer to shadows.

  • @Sub___Zero
    @Sub___Zero 6 лет назад +26

    2:03 Chocolate chip ! Priceless !

  • @CHamlin86
    @CHamlin86 5 лет назад +3

    At 9:18, he probably meant the Soviets WILL attack you from behind while wearing that camo.

  • @maryg2500
    @maryg2500 4 года назад +8

    That laugh after snake asks if he can take off his pants is just the best

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 5 лет назад +60

    2:39 HE'S SO OFFENDED

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 года назад +8

      *_O I C U N T_*
      -Major Zero, 1964

    • @UrielSales
      @UrielSales 4 года назад

      @@johnnyg4mer764 *dont you say itd not tea time!*

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 года назад +1

      The Patriots thing happened because Zero was angry

  • @davymachinegun5130
    @davymachinegun5130 6 лет назад +51

    11:40 Awkward :D

    • @volvob1884
      @volvob1884 4 года назад +1

      Not really :p

    • @GunsNGames1
      @GunsNGames1 4 года назад

      @@volvob1884 search up for "black face"

    • @indianaliam1
      @indianaliam1 4 года назад +4

      in the original PS2 version there's a long ass pause LOL

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 года назад

      Snake, my sigga!

    • @Acubbatea
      @Acubbatea 9 дней назад

      @@NiCoNiCoNiColaHELP 😭😭😭😭

  • @Jediwolf75
    @Jediwolf75 5 лет назад +18

    I played this game a ton as a kid and had the original 200 page guide (stolen from me) but even I didn't know these camos existed in the game... this game is so detailed

    • @Akwave_
      @Akwave_ Год назад

      A lot of these were in the HD version

    • @garramiro
      @garramiro Год назад

      I feel you bro, i lended my mgs1 guide to a person i consired friend. He never returned it, and i asked him several times for it.

  • @vertono6084
    @vertono6084 2 года назад +5

    as A White guy I got really scared when he started talking to snake with the black face paint

  • @Arkos453
    @Arkos453 6 лет назад +35

    SAY WHAT? OH HELL NO!!!

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 4 года назад +5

    2:42 Aw shit, here we go again.

  • @satanisacomputer4215
    @satanisacomputer4215 5 лет назад +5

    "Painting your face black will raise your Camo Index in dark areas... like Compton"

  • @GoranDubravic
    @GoranDubravic 5 лет назад +10

    I love all snake’s cameo uniforms and the face paint cameos!

  • @theparadox420
    @theparadox420 2 года назад +6

    You should have more likes on these videos. Lots of editing and work, thanks!

  • @BeefyRider
    @BeefyRider 3 года назад +6

    I'll always be disappointed that The Boss didn't comment on the unlocked boss camos.

  • @tristenzelaya-varcoe8443
    @tristenzelaya-varcoe8443 4 года назад +5

    Ah, Ariana grande I see your wearing the black camouflage.

  • @Felipe-pi3xg
    @Felipe-pi3xg Год назад +15

    Eu acho incrível a variedade de diálogos que este jogo possui, não só esse, todos os jogos da franquia MGS tem uma variedade muito interessante de diálogos opcionais, pra época do PS2 ainda exibia uma qualidade muito grande.

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 4 года назад +10

    "What's wrong beeing cute tho?"
    "Kabuki"
    "Uhh, Para-medic"
    Only in Kojima games, and I fucking love it!

  • @diegohpez5361
    @diegohpez5361 4 месяца назад +2

    I love how he has an arrow stuck in the leg during the entire video

  • @thanell1373
    @thanell1373 6 лет назад +11

    I wish all these options and realism for example injuries and animals eating stamina and more were in the phantom pain

  • @moldyburrito3502
    @moldyburrito3502 6 лет назад +33

    Where’s the MGS4 Drebin calls?

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 года назад

      Wearing EYE camo?
      EYE camo is more effective against HAVE YOU enviroments.

  • @haydens2664
    @haydens2664 6 лет назад +10

    *I've got word of another settlement that needs our help*

  • @risdio51
    @risdio51 4 года назад +7

    “Now that Vietnam is being expanded”
    OH RIGHT THIS GAME TAKES PLACE IN THE 60’S

  • @Respawn7
    @Respawn7 6 лет назад +7

    I swear I love these characters so much lol

  • @sibsbubbles
    @sibsbubbles 3 года назад +4

    Some of these are pure gold with Boss and "Jack" as it were then.

  • @chickenlittle567
    @chickenlittle567 6 лет назад +16

    Anyone realised that mgs5 doesn’t have the old called codec ... :(((

  • @maxxjapan619
    @maxxjapan619 11 месяцев назад +2

    "It's called zombie."
    "Zombie? What's that mean?"
    "I like turtles."

  • @xdbetyar
    @xdbetyar 5 лет назад +3

    2:45 "Ah shit here we go again"