“I see you’ve found yourself a two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with extra cheese and a large Soda.” “Does it taste good?”
Paramedic: "You managed to kill a Xenomorph." Snake: "How do they taste?" Paramedic: "It's blood literally burned through the ground. You seriously think you could eat it?" Snake: "...Can you?"
Fear: "That bolt is coated in the venom of Brazilian Wandering Spide-" Snake: *Eats the bolt* T A S T Y Fear: "Ok now i guess i'm feeling the FEAAAAR-" *BOOOMM*
This game was one of the most realistic games when it came to food, certain food snakes likes and dislikes, the more he eats food he likes, he gets tired of them and if he eats food he doesn't like constantly, he will get use to the taste.
Abdega Yea, it's natural really. Actually there is a lot of small details like this in MGS3, like your health increasing if you let some injuries heal by themselves (our bodies becoming naturally more resistant to DMG)
Also I heard that if you continuously eat poisonous food, you'll build up an immunity. I mean, I'm not sure there's 10+ Poison Dart Frogs to prove this, but with enough time and dedication. . .
darkmster 6 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning. Also, shotguns don't just shoot pellets like most games tell you. There's very little difference between a shotgun slug and a bullet.
Jinn P yro I think that it’s meant to emphasize that it’s a survival setting. He has to eat what happens to be around him to survive, one of these things happens to be snakes, which is also his codename.
I think it would’ve been cool if there was an Easter egg in the game where if the player makes snake eats so much of the local wildlife, the Russian officers send a report out to troops in the game warning that there may be a dangerous predator in the area or that the area may be home to a yeti due to all the reports of dead half eaten animals being found by patrols.
Christian Day that's called having a mind and that's what a mind does. That's why creating A.Is isn't such a good idea Also I knew a girl that loves snakes
"These kids are victims of war, child soldiers with no other choice but to pick up a gun to save their life, Boss, you must bring every single one of them back to Mother base" "Okay, but how do they taste?" "Boss?... that's why you're the best, boss!"
Yeah and it doesn't factor in preparation at all. But it's probably based on aggregate reviews of the most basic servings. Most people think lobster tastes pretty good simply boiled, for example.
I can really appreciate why Snake likes eating snakes so much, except for the Milk Snake. It's because, at the beginning of the game, Snake already mentioned that he's already used to eating snakes in survival training. He 'wouldn't order one in a restaurant' but he's already accustomed to the taste! That level of detail... X3
I actually once asked my biology teacher what would happen if you ate a cancerous tumour. They said "maybe get sick, and also be branded as a cannibal"
I love the conversation on the coral snake because of the silhouette of snake falling asleep during Para-medic’s waffle, which then he wakes up as she naturally mentions ‘snake’. It’s a really nice touch
I literally just clicked at a random point on the time bar and I got the exact spot where para medic is talking about the coral snake, so I just stared at it until i noticed. Lol its true
+MrBobMarley that may be so but there Is no need for it and when snake is in that cave with eva he does cook the food, also starting a fire isnt that easy especially since snake doesnt have any fire starting equipment
Para-medic: I see youve captured a senator armstrong. Snake: So how does it taste? Para-medic: Ive never heard of anyone eating a senator armstrong but i guess theres no reason you couldn't. Snake: Tastes like..... NANOMACHINES SON!
Czesnek Of course not in real life. It just points out how detailed these games are. They actually created nice details back then. Sure, not everything exists but even the fantasy stuff is basically a how to develop nice game mechanics. Not just food, details in general.
I think the idea was letting students roam a virtual environment encountering animals, and then having witty and informative dialogues like like these. (With some adjustments to account for the artistic license taken by the game)
How do they really taste: 1:40 Russian Oyster Mushroom (Disgusting) 3:16 Magpie (Oops) 4:20 Baltic Hornet Nest (I want some more) 7:58 Tree Frog (Snap -> Sick) 9:29 Sunda Whistling-Thrush (Tasty) 11:56 Japanese flying squirrel (What is this) 13:09 Green tree python (What can I say) 19:29 Ration (I got a pile -> I'm gonna puke) 22:11 Russian glowcaps (Hmm) 24:59 Taiwanese cobra (Can't complain) 26:56 Vampire bat (I have a buff) 28:18 Russian False Mango (Pretty Tasty) (Fruit) 29:15 Thai cobra (Not too bad) 29:18 Bigeye trevally (Disgusting) 34:31 Europen rabbit (Hey, this works) 35:18 Red avadavat ("Sigh") 36:26 Spatsa (Not bad) 37:48 Tsuchinoko (I want some more) 37:52 Vine Melon (?, Did not taste) 38:44 Ural luminescent mushroom (Poisonous) 40:34 Siberian Ink Cap mushroom (This is horror) 41:25 Alexandrine Parakeet (I got a pile -> I'm gonna puke) 42:59 White-rumped vulture (I got cold for a second)
my favourite part is when he catches the tsuchinoko and major zero is like "i knew it was worth it sending you in, finish your mission and bring it back to base" like finding that tsuchinoko was infinitely more important than then entirety of his missions
@@giovannicervantes2053 nope. The MG42 used 7.92mm ammo. The 7.62x51mm ammo was only later used by the MG3, which is more like a MG42 remake, chambered in NATO std. 7.62mm ammo while keeping the "original" design.
When I played this game I didn't even know there was this much animals and fruits in the game and the fact that they even go into detail about it and the conversations between snake and her get more and more interesting its just amazing and makes me wanna play it again.
I swear, Metal Gear is the series where you could come back to it years after playing it non-stop and still find new stuff, like Snake falling asleep during Para-Medic's animal descriptions lmao
00:16 - 00:42 I've actually been around Reticulated Pythons before in the game and I don't ever remember being bit by one of them even though Para-Medic mentioned that you could get bitten by them.
“The poison dart frog is said to... normally grow between two and five centimeters in length.” *_Relatable_* 😎 “...Although the ones in that area are bigger than normal...” *_-Relatable-_*
Can you imagine a Metal Gear cooking game with Big Boss judging and rating the meals you prep. Objectives involve sabotage of an opponents dish, or stealing an enemies ingredients
Para-Medic: Gee, Maybe it's because no one would ever think of eating a flying squirrel. Snake: The i must be the first one. Para-Medic: *Maybe you are.*
![MGS 3: Para-Medic [Codec calls]](/img/1.gif)
"Under no circumstances are you to eat it, is that clear?"
*I WANT SOME MORE*
Hahahhaha
For those who want to know... It's a bit after 37:27
"DAMMIT SNAKE"
That's DAMN good!
Dang it snake, that's a beast of legend 😂😂 i can't imagine how disappointed everyone will be
Paramedic: “Snake that animal is pois-“
Snake: “This isn’t interesting”
*2 seconds later*
Snake: “Dammit Paramedic it was poisoned”
you're welcome bro
Eat more poison, grow resistance to poison, more food to eat.
Paramedic: *Long strained sigh*
Snake can eat a poison dart frog and survive. Hes got Hardcore immune system.
lmao
Meanwhile at MGS5
Kaz : "i see you caught a soldier!"
Snake : "does it taste good?"
Kaz : ".....what?"
Fkn cannibalism
I mean, he is a snake.
Master Clyde
Have you seen how many snakes he’s eaten in this video?
@@catsareyes6446 Yes, and I both regret and not regret seeing eat his own kind.
What about Quiet
I think if he wasn't a soldier, Big Boss would've made quite a food critic.
Big Ramsay
Never rosemary.
Nate River
Snake: This steak is still raw!
Cook: I’m sorry-
Snake: No… *I LIKE IT*
Abdega *I W A N T S O M E M O R E*
THAT’S DAMN GOOD
Virgin phanom pain: animals only used to fulton, and that barely gets you gmp
Chad snake eater: *OOOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
lol
_Eats a live bird_ *Hmmm* hey that's not half bad
IS GOOD!!!
*SURVIVAL VIEWER*
SuRVivaH VieWaH
Big Boss angrily explaining how he knows vampires aren't real and that he isn't afraid of them is S-tier protagonist characterization.
Especially since he does have a nightmare of Dracula.
This is the same guy who says he believes in Santa Claus.
@@zen_7748 Huey deserved his fate for laughing at him
@@TheMasterUnity "Ermm Santa isn't real 🤓" **insert scene of Heuy's interrogation where his exoskeleton starts bending his leg in a unnatural way**
@@AnMComm Big Boss would have shat himself if he ever met Vamp.
Rats give good stamina recovery and Snake even says they're tasty. Snakes usually eat rats.
Goddamnit Kojima.
KOJIMA IS GOD.
Hold on, I will test this theory.
Rat Eateeer
A Hideo Kojima Game
KOJIMA
KAMINANDESU
“I see you’ve found yourself a two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with extra cheese and a large Soda.”
“Does it taste good?”
Under no circumstances are you allowed to eat it
Shadowwolf3683 it’s only natural predator is Big Smoke
@@SSIKBuLLeT *Big Boss
Solid smoke's order.
All you had to do is to eat the damn train.
Paramedic: "You managed to kill a Xenomorph."
Snake: "How do they taste?"
Paramedic: "It's blood literally burned through the ground. You seriously think you could eat it?"
Snake: "...Can you?"
And about the predator?
Snake: "gAAAAACK Para-Medic, my organs are melting!"
I imagine if you drained all the blood from a Xenomorph, you could feasibly eat it. Pending it isn't poisonous.
@@dominicmgm “I give up”
@@dominicmgm *Negative stamina recovery*
2:01
"Its only natural predator is man."
"And snake."
"...and snake."
I got the joke
*and Snake
So he doesn't count himself as a man?
@@Fandestdh I dont know
I like how Paramedic goes along with it.
I see you found a C96 Mauser broomhandle pistol, it's a ver-
ok but *H O W D O E S I T T A S T E ?*
Major Tom: I see you've found the Shagohad, Snake, I-
*immediately cuts off call*
*calls paramedic*
Big Boss: *HoW dOeS iT tAsTe?*
@Retro Jacket an expert! Please tell us, does it taste good?
@Retro Jacket Mmmmmmm, deadly chlorine gas! It's so tasty!
*dies*
*crunch nosh nom*
Dammit @Retro Jacket, it's toxi- AAAGH!
*Game Over*
@The Patriotic Greaser T A S T Y
Pain: "I will show you the pain Snake!"
Snake: *Rapidly Consumes Entire Swarm*
Pain: "MY BABIES!!"
Lmao
The (emotional) Paaaaiin! *explodes*
Fear: "That bolt is coated in the venom of Brazilian Wandering Spide-"
Snake: *Eats the bolt* T A S T Y
Fear: "Ok now i guess i'm feeling the FEAAAAR-" *BOOOMM*
Well maybe if you didnt make your babies so delicious snake wouldnt ha e eaten em
This makes it sound like Snake is just biting into a cloud of hornets.
This game was one of the most realistic games when it came to food, certain food snakes likes and dislikes, the more he eats food he likes, he gets tired of them and if he eats food he doesn't like constantly, he will get use to the taste.
Wait really?!
Abdega Yea, it's natural really. Actually there is a lot of small details like this in MGS3, like your health increasing if you let some injuries heal by themselves (our bodies becoming naturally more resistant to DMG)
Imma keep it 100% real with you, but the last time I saw this food mechanic is from a minecraft mod
TheAkatsukitobi really?realistic?
brasilians frogs in russia........
Also I heard that if you continuously eat poisonous food, you'll build up an immunity.
I mean, I'm not sure there's 10+ Poison Dart Frogs to prove this, but with enough time and dedication. . .
**Uses the Patriot shotgun to kill small tree frog**
"Ugghh. Why do tree frogs taste like gunpowder?"
The Patriot isn't a shotgun
Legend said Snake would eat tree frog
LiQuid SnAke and that someday he'll go through the rain
Stardust Does that fact matter? You spray infinite bullets, better than any 12 Gauge round.
darkmster 6
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning.
Also, shotguns don't just shoot pellets like most games tell you. There's very little difference between a shotgun slug and a bullet.
15:30
“you’re not even listening, are you?”
“No.”
“Ok. we’ll talk about something you *are* interested in, then.”
*“The taste?!”*
“Yes.”
"Sounds like a horrible way to die"
"Isn't it?"
"Yeah... So how does it taste?"
Insert curb your enthusiasm music XD
bruh
I love her; "I give up!"
33:06
who would win?entire eco system of earth or one hungry snake
liu leo but how does it taste?
Snake he eats everything that says it's tasty
SNAKE:I'm HUnGrY!!!!!
*Suddenly eats the whole ECO System*
One hungry snakey boi
liu leo I think the T A S T E
"I guess there's no reason you shouldn't eat a bat"
Wow that conversation didn't age well
MmMmMmM corona
Mmm dericious
Now we discovered who caused sars,mers and covid
SNAKE WHY
Mmmmmm, fresh oak...
Oh so this game is called Snake Eater because he *literally eats snakes* . I thought the title would have more meaning than that
Jinn P yro or Operation Snake Eater was the elimination of The Boss and her Cobra unit.
Lol
Jinn P yro I think that it’s meant to emphasize that it’s a survival setting. He has to eat what happens to be around him to survive, one of these things happens to be snakes, which is also his codename.
The Crusades Were Justified. r/whoosh
Zero literally explains how's it called snake eater because he just eliminate the failed Cobra unit, a Cobra being a snake of course.
_(Rolling)_
_(Grunt)_
*”I’M HUNGRY”*
10:13
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Metal gear Grove Street
Smoke Eater
Why do I wanna hear David Hayter actually say that...
It's more like " IM HOWNGRY"
Snake: Obliterates the higher branches of a tree with a full-auto weapon that never runs out of ammo.
Para-medic: "I see you've *captured* a Magpie."
Just a normal day on URSS/Russia
@@dimitribale1201 URSS?
@@SirCheeseEater to be fair ussr is only correct in english, in italian it's also urss
Literally any ecosystem: *Exists*
Naked snake: F O R K O V E R T H E G R U B
Fork over the grub bub
I’M HUNGRY
@Stan Brule aight want lemon garlic pork chops with hasslebacks?
Or you don't like pork and i can make fried chicky with mashed potatoes and green beans
"Under no circumstances you should eat it, is that clear?"
*eats the snake*
SNAAAKE EAAATERRRR
I think it would’ve been cool if there was an Easter egg in the game where if the player makes snake eats so much of the local wildlife, the Russian officers send a report out to troops in the game warning that there may be a dangerous predator in the area or that the area may be home to a yeti due to all the reports of dead half eaten animals being found by patrols.
that seems like something kojima would have done to be honest
That would be such an amazing easter egg, we need a mod that does that.
>milk snake
>shows a CQC knife.
Jessen's Channel Like Para-Medic said, the milk snake mimics the look of the poisonous CQC Knife to deter predators.
Pretty sure it was a size reference
Soundwave563 took the words straight outta my mouth
Illegal Memes Dealer It was actually a mistake on Konami’s part, and they never wanted to fix it because of how dumb and iconic it was.
well, guess that's how memes are born
12:30 I laughed so hard when snake said “You think you’re normal?”
Am I alone here?
The Killer Thats pretty good! Thanks for the time!
I actually laughed at the part where para-medic said
-Snake don't eat it, it's poisonous
-Okay
**Proceeds to eat it**
NOPE I SCREAMD ROSTED AND LAFED
I'm basically two people one normal the other doesn't care for human needs, desires, Or emotions. Just cold and rational thinking
Christian Day that's called having a mind and that's what a mind does. That's why creating A.Is isn't such a good idea
Also I knew a girl that loves snakes
37:40
"Under no circumstances are you to eat it. Is that clear?"
Snake:NOMNOMNOMNOM
Literally everyone: Snake, don't eat the Tsuchinoko, bring it back
Snake: Too late lol
Micro The Magical Wizard Hobo *I WANT SOME MORE*
I was really hoping eating that would trigger unique dialogue
What's so special about it?
I heard that in his voice.
@@rockstarbonnie7153 Tsuchinoko is a mythological animal of japanese culture, it isn't supposed to exist so snake became the first one to catch one.
You gotta love David Hayter, really makes Snake feel real
This is his best performance. Really makes the younger Big Boss far more sympathetic, and his downfall hits a lot harder.
"These kids are victims of war, child soldiers with no other choice but to pick up a gun to save their life, Boss, you must bring every single one of them back to Mother base"
"Okay, but how do they taste?"
"Boss?... that's why you're the best, boss!"
24:15 “Mr. Snake, I don’t feel so good...”
Frank144p "you're alright kid."
lol xD
Top 10 anime deaths
ShOuLd haVe gONe FoR THe hEAd
“If you eat it you’ll come down with food poisoning.”
*hastily devours it and immediately throws up from food poisoning*
I love how Paramedic has a guide that tells how good these animals taste, even though taste is subjective to the eater.
General taste isn't tho
Yeah and it doesn't factor in preparation at all. But it's probably based on aggregate reviews of the most basic servings. Most people think lobster tastes pretty good simply boiled, for example.
*In snake's voice*
"Im gonna make mac n cheese"
"and no one is gonna stop me...."
Mayor I'm trying to make Mac and cheese but I'm dummy *T H I C C* and people keep trying to stop me
Major Tom: Snake! You changed the future, you’ve created mac-&-cheese!
What does mac mean?
Snake? Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!!!!!!
@@hunk.3304 Mac 10
I can't even imagine The Ends face when he saw Snake eating his parrot
"noooooooooo!"
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Oh well i think even the sorrow would be triggered or kill snake
I mean, if you kill her he shoots more often and acts agressively
@@alucardsantradideus267 her? The parrot had a gender?
I can really appreciate why Snake likes eating snakes so much, except for the Milk Snake. It's because, at the beginning of the game, Snake already mentioned that he's already used to eating snakes in survival training. He 'wouldn't order one in a restaurant' but he's already accustomed to the taste!
That level of detail... X3
Medic: I see you caught cancer.
So how does it taste?
Snake: *Bites off cancerous mass on arm*
Snake: *t a s t y*
*I WANT SOME MORE*
I actually once asked my biology teacher what would happen if you ate a cancerous tumour. They said "maybe get sick, and also be branded as a cannibal"
Medic: snake, it's prostate cancer
@@bertoldgerrychannel
*T H A T S T A S T Y*
*heavy concentrated machine gun fire on a single magpie*
-yep, seems reasonable enough.-
Or a stun grenade
if I legally could do that in Australia, I would.
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia
@@WednesdayMan Emu War: "Am i a joke to you?"
Snake: *gets warned that food is poisonous
Also Snake: *chows down one and yells "THIS IS POISONOUS!!"
*catches legendary snake*
*EATS THAT SHIT RIGHT UP*
"UnDeR No CiRcUmStAnCeS aRe YoU tO eAt It"
Mission Failed
*_TASTY_*
I caught one by accident once. doesn't that give the infinite ammo item if you bring it back alive?
I'm HUnGRy!!!!!!!! IWAnT SOmE MoRE!!!!????
I love the conversation on the coral snake because of the silhouette of snake falling asleep during Para-medic’s waffle, which then he wakes up as she naturally mentions ‘snake’. It’s a really nice touch
Oliver Hilton I never noticed...
I literally just clicked at a random point on the time bar and I got the exact spot where para medic is talking about the coral snake, so I just stared at it until i noticed. Lol its true
25:06 don’t do it snake. Drop it
Ahhh I see what you did there
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
25:46
dracula
"I see you've got a Hideo Kojima doll."
"How does it taste?"
*"I guess you could say it tastes like quality development."*
Shots fired
why doesn't this have more likes than what it should have??
@@BigViskus cuz this video is old
@@BigViskus that's a question I ask myself when it comes to my videos and channel lol
Death stranding tho
Snake: **catches milk snake**
Para-Medic: **shows picture of a knife**
LMAO you weren't joking.was it a mistake? Or a joke I didn't get?
@@YGODueltainer I’m sure it was an oversight by the developers.
Yes, I was looking for this comment.
Maybe a slight jab at Snake?
@@Cloudykins08 Oh wow :P
ASMR: Snake and Para-medic discuss the taste of food while Snake hungrily eats them
Animal: Exists
Snake: PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
*_I W A N T S O M E M O R E_*
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
@@wolf.blazing What the hecc... Original comment: 6 months ago. My reply: 6 days ago. Your reply: 6 minutes ago.
@@isaaclongfellow8815 666?! WHAT THE F-
@@treples_ *Ugh....*
Snake: *Eats a glowing mushroom*
*batteries somehow recharge*
*I want some more!*
@@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 That is damn good!
Believe what you want
G R E A T!!!!
Fun fact: Those are real mushrooms. They conduct electricity, emitting a small glows
@@Americansikkunt So they literally in a way recharge your batteries if held right?
*I want some more!*
Snake must have the world's most powerful immune system if he can eat all this raw meat without getting badly ill
He cooks them, like that one scene in the cave with Eva when he offers her a snake to eat.
I cant sit through a 15 minute video of someone playing a game, yet this 45 minute video of a snake eating a snake went by in a flash?
In almost Snakes words, "This is interesting."
So glad that you added the dialogue after Snake eats the glowcap.It cracks me up everytime.
Why is there a link
@@allahgator7730 It's been 3 years my G why are you replying now? Also it's not a real link, I forgot to add space between the dot and the next word.
@@pixyheartbreak8247 oh ok just curious
@@pixyheartbreak8247 Add space, then
"im gonna tell you some facts about the milk snake... Have a photo of a knife"
One thing everyone missed
*SNAKE DID NOT COOK BEFORE EATING*
SL1NGER so
No shit he's on a stealth mission inside enemy territory
Eli morgan yeah but when he has to live in the jungle it can’t be that hard to make a fire and cook a fish or snake or something
Also, most of these animals were exposed to radiation by the nuclear tests and the Aftermath of The Virtuous Mission
+MrBobMarley that may be so but there Is no need for it and when snake is in that cave with eva he does cook the food, also starting a fire isnt that easy especially since snake doesnt have any fire starting equipment
Snake eats snakes and most of them taste good to him... Wait a second
S. Major Rain how do they taste?
S. Major Rain tasty
Icydata123 Agreed
it is called Snake Eater after all
S. Major Rain Cannibal
Para-medic: I see youve captured a senator armstrong.
Snake: So how does it taste?
Para-medic: Ive never heard of anyone eating a senator armstrong but i guess theres no reason you couldn't.
Snake: Tastes like..... NANOMACHINES SON!
Lol
T H E Y
H A R D E N
I N
R E S P O N S E
Tastes like... T H E M O T H E R O F A L L O M E L L E T T E S
Aah you said the N word
Probably just tastes like pennies
"some day, you feed, ON A TREE FROOOG"
Snake in the background: “Disgusting...”
"Kuhabara kuhabara..... "
I scoff at ASMR but I could listen to paramedic speak about biology all day long.
Same
OtakuuGarbage We simpin for 2D girls no homo
Same
I'm not really into biology but paramedic
Rogeh I also wish I was in Paramedic.
23:52
That is the most unique sound I've ever heard come out of Big Boss.
Just a disbelief 'Wha--' but it sounded so unlike him xD
20:20
“I’ve never been late for a mission.”
“Really? Aren’t you always keeping people waiting?”
Real subtle Kojima ;)
That wasn't subtle at all lol
arent you always keeping people waiting?
huh?
XD
Paramedic: Aren't you always keep people waiting?
Snake: huh?
Krystian Urban Kept you waiting, huh?
AkaiAzul Sentence about waiting without "huh?" is incomplete
He did it somehow, and thus, Solid Snake was born. God bless Big Boss!
@@nectarium8760 oh those emplanted breasts?
@@nectarium8760 wait wut?
If Kaz ever meets this para-medic, I can see them getting along quite well. Hell, they'll probably hook up with each other.
They'd drink heavily.
Pre Motherbase destruction maybe. Otherwise he’d ramble about his missing limbs
@@TheMasterUnity I like how pre mother base destruction and post mother base destruction kaz are so different that they could be different characters
@@declicitous1763 Poor Kaz after ground zeroes he lost everything even his friend Snake
@@bigbossv7755 yeah he didn’t deserve everything that happened to him, and how his few days of peace were cut short by liquid
Snake: catches the king cobra
Also Snake: *i'm sorry little one*
King Cobras are not "little ones", the biggest one can look at you at eye level.
@@Vollification I kinda wanna see one standing... obviously behind glass, but I really do want to see one rise up to eye level. Is that weird?
Snake would probably say "now I'm the king"
69th like, don't ruin it
I love how the glowing mushrooms is a placebo that somehow affects physics.
BugPope Snake can make a placebo do anything!
Yup EXSPLAN PARA-MEDIC YOOOUUUUU NEEEEERRRRRDDDD LADY
He's pretty good.
Your questioning that in a world where ghosts and psychic powers exist?
Snake Eater lyrics: "Some day you'll feed on a tree frog"
Snake: *eats tree frog* "Sick!"
As soon as she said "cannibal" right at the beginning it took me like 30 seconds to realise the joke
It took me reading this comment to get the joke. God Damn
More so at 43:29 when Snake eats a Vulture, that may or may not have something extra in it.
You’re a pretty dense character, I would guess so.
They could actually use that in schools for biology.... These details made games like MGS3 so great and funny.
THis is very bad idea, because a lot of food found in MGS doesn't even exists.
Czesnek Of course not in real life. It just points out how detailed these games are. They actually created nice details back then. Sure, not everything exists but even the fantasy stuff is basically a how to develop nice game mechanics. Not just food, details in general.
It'll teach students what it taste like.
I think the idea was letting students roam a virtual environment encountering animals, and then having witty and informative dialogues like like these.
(With some adjustments to account for the artistic license taken by the game)
Except the green tree python. They are only in Australia, as new zealand doesn't have any snakes species here
"I see you've caught yourself a rat."
"You might have a hard time catching one."
How do the 43 plants and animals taste:
0:03 Reticulated Python (Pretty good)
1:18 Russian Oyster Mushroom (?)
1:44 Giant Anaconda (All right)
2:32 Magpie (Unknown, nobody eat)
3:20 Baltic Hornet Nest (?) (Honey)
4:24 Indian Gavial (Like chicken)
5:34 Golowa (Pretty good) (Fruit)
6:27 Tree Frog (Unknown)
8:01 Yabloko Moloko (Especially tasty)
8:48 Sunda Whistling-Thrush (Unknown)
9:33 Rat (Not bad)
10:16 Otton frog (Pretty good)
11:06 Japanese flying squirrel (Unknown)
12:00 Green tree python (Unknown)
13:42 King corbra (Just fine)
14:41 Coral snake (Pretty good)
15:53 Milk snake (Not very good)
16:55 Poison dart frog (?) (Poisonous)
17:30 Arowana (Just fine)
18:57 Ration (True rumor)
19:33 Calorie Mate (Pretty good)
20:54 Russian glowcaps (?) (Battery)
23:09 Kenyan mangrove crab (Delicious)
24:15 Taiwanese cobra (Unknown)
25:02 Vampire bat (Can eat)
27:15 Maroon shark (Good)
27:53 Russian False Mango (?) (Fruit)
28:18 Thai cobra (Unknown)
29:18 Bigeye trevally (Unknown)
30:19 Cobalt blue tarantula (Not very good)
31:42 Instant noodles (Delicious)
32:27 Fly agaric mushrooms (Unknown, poisonous)
33:31 Europen rabbit (Unknown, don't work)
34:35 Red avadavat (Unknown)
35:21 Spatsa (Unknown)
37:26 Tsuchinoko (?)
37:52 Vine Melon (?) (Fruit)
38:19 Ural luminescent mushroom (Edible)
39:18 Siberian Ink Cap mushroom (Valued)
40:38 Alexandrine Parakeet (?) (Bird)
41:29 Markhor (Pretty good)
42:10 Emperor scorpion (Not very good)
42:59 White-rumped vulture (?)
How do they really taste:
1:40 Russian Oyster Mushroom (Disgusting)
3:16 Magpie (Oops)
4:20 Baltic Hornet Nest (I want some more)
7:58 Tree Frog (Snap -> Sick)
9:29 Sunda Whistling-Thrush (Tasty)
11:56 Japanese flying squirrel (What is this)
13:09 Green tree python (What can I say)
19:29 Ration (I got a pile -> I'm gonna puke)
22:11 Russian glowcaps (Hmm)
24:59 Taiwanese cobra (Can't complain)
26:56 Vampire bat (I have a buff)
28:18 Russian False Mango (Pretty Tasty) (Fruit)
29:15 Thai cobra (Not too bad)
29:18 Bigeye trevally (Disgusting)
34:31 Europen rabbit (Hey, this works)
35:18 Red avadavat ("Sigh")
36:26 Spatsa (Not bad)
37:48 Tsuchinoko (I want some more)
37:52 Vine Melon (?, Did not taste)
38:44 Ural luminescent mushroom (Poisonous)
40:34 Siberian Ink Cap mushroom (This is horror)
41:25 Alexandrine Parakeet (I got a pile -> I'm gonna puke)
42:59 White-rumped vulture (I got cold for a second)
omg upvote
@@spike333s3
Tree Frog (Sick) = yucky
Ration, Vampire Bats and Alexandrine Parakeet (I'm gonna puke) = yucky
42:06 Markhor (Pretty tasty)
42:55 Emperor Scorpion (I'm gonna puke)
@@iseeallforme I have been waiting for 2 months, for someone make a correction. Thx :D
Thank you.
Reminder that the man who’s afraid of vampires, believes in Santa, and eats snakes is what started the entire Metal Gear Timeline.
10:15 crash! *I'M HUNGRY!!"* That made my day 😆
I knew PS always had good taste
@@MILDMONSTER1234 Aw thanks 😄 You have fine taste too!
my favourite part is when he catches the tsuchinoko and major zero is like "i knew it was worth it sending you in, finish your mission and bring it back to base" like finding that tsuchinoko was infinitely more important than then entirety of his missions
Apparently it’s a snake from Japanese mythology. So seeing one in real life is like finding Atlantis or something.
i want some more!
@@knightwolf5006 major, it’s snake, I’m sorry but I ate it…. Mmm I want some more
Do you get a little Easter egg or something if you finish the game with it in your inventory?
@@kilotron702 no idea
Snake does have a dream mini game about being a vampire hunter; that vampire bat convo made sense of it now.
That would be "Guy Savage" a game that was never released.
Dev Copper castlevaniaaa
I'm in a similar situation to shake but with zombies.
Did Snake have a whip on him? 😏
20:52 My favorite voice line by David Hayter
He put the thing in a cage?!
Well, I just watched 40 minutes of snake eating and saying MMM, TASTY, or DISGUSTANG...
*I want some more!*
Worth it
It was poisoned
I love how this is edited. really short cuts of the actions of killing/catching the thing, and picking it up.
it has a quick violent start then cuts to a calm explanation
Snake: (uses tranq gun on Revolver Ocelot)
Paramedic: I see you have caught yourself an ocelot.
Snake dropped in with a six pack, he left weighing six stone extra
What does beer have to do with that?
Gecko o he probably didn’t mean that
@@geckoo9190 Snake doesn't drink on a mission
@@kamikaze4172Really? I am knocking a shot back right now.
Snake: *Finds an old MG42*
Paramedic: I see you found an old MG42 originating fro-
Snake: Can I eat it?
Eats 7.62 hmm ok
@@giovannicervantes2053 nope. The MG42 used 7.92mm ammo. The 7.62x51mm ammo was only later used by the MG3, which is more like a MG42 remake, chambered in NATO std. 7.62mm ammo while keeping the "original" design.
@@justinpohl8986 cool im always about learning
@@giovannicervantes2053 glad I could help.
Sigit: Aw, Hell nah!
When I played this game I didn't even know there was this much animals and fruits in the game and the fact that they even go into detail about it and the conversations between snake and her get more and more interesting its just amazing and makes me wanna play it again.
*I W A N T S O M E M O R E ! ! !*
*T H A T S D A M N G O O D*
*T A S T Y*
*M M M D E L I C I O U S*
*I C O U L D G O F O R A S E C O N D S*
*I'M GONNA PUKE*
"Its venom is a very potent neurotoxin, so don't let it bite you."
"Yeah, about that..."
I fucking ate the thing like the entire thing all of it not a bite of flesh remains
There is a difference between venom, which is injected through an appendage like a stinger or fangs, and poison, which is ingested.
Neat
would you eat the poison sac as snake does?
shahaman noodah probably not
25:47 "I suppose there's no reason you couldn't eat them" Well Paramedic, if only you knew...
"Paramedic, I dont care a shit what is this thing, if is safe, poisonous, or even edible by humans. I just want to know if taste good."
Hahaha that would have saved a lot of dialogue
I swear, Metal Gear is the series where you could come back to it years after playing it non-stop and still find new stuff, like Snake falling asleep during Para-Medic's animal descriptions lmao
Cool but...
How does it taste?
26:56 corona virus origin story (2020, colourized)
@Static Ball Snake? SNAKE!!!!
If you do get the virus head over to “CURE” and inject yourself with the vaccine.
If only that was true... 😢
Bruh
@@garbagopanda I wish broski ): I have Corona it feels so bad I never wanted to kill myself this much
@@LucksinRiver cmon man... Dont give up! I'l support you no matter what. Just fight dont give up aight!?
Love how the Arowana was dead but still moved in the eating animation
Imagine Hideo going out and eating all of these just for this stamina recovery system
00:16 - 00:42 I've actually been around Reticulated Pythons before in the game and I don't ever remember being bit by one of them even though Para-Medic mentioned that you could get bitten by them.
“The poison dart frog is said to... normally grow between two and five centimeters in length.”
*_Relatable_* 😎
“...Although the ones in that area are bigger than normal...”
*_-Relatable-_*
She's got a sweet voice
But how sweet does it taste?
Honey sweet
Honey mixed with sugars sweet?
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 from what the manual says, it tastes pretty good
@@meowmeow3778 wtf are you on about?
Can you imagine a Metal Gear cooking game with Big Boss judging and rating the meals you prep.
Objectives involve sabotage of an opponents dish, or stealing an enemies ingredients
"Really? Aren't you always keeping people waiting?"
They went there.
As soon as she said it, my first thought was Miller in TPP
@Loneamaruq Cause he says "what took you so long?" when you save him and then asks if Snake is gonna say "kept you waiting, huh?"
Degenerate
@@Cybersharky_ Were you calling me a degenerate?
@@thefiresworddragon927 Who else?
I laughed out loud *FOR REALZ* at the BIG SMOKE “I’m hungry” edit. I also really liked the jump cuts to getting the items.
*you do big boss proud*
I just had a three minute flashback to 2006 when I read for realz.
I like how she's so done with Snake asking if everyone are edible
Para-Medic: "the x is poisonous, don't eat it!"
*eat it anyway
*poisoned
PM: "am i joke to you?"
Snake: *found Snakes*
Snake: Activate cannibal mode
'Well the guides doesn't says you shouldn't eat the bats.. so.. '
Coronavirus:Allow me to introduce myself
Para-Medic: Gee, Maybe it's because no one would ever think of eating a flying squirrel.
Snake: The i must be the first one.
Para-Medic: *Maybe you are.*
*Such a Lust for Editing*
*_WHOOOOOOOOO!??!_*
*such a lust for tsuchinoko*
*_WHOOOOOO?!_*
*blows up a gavial into 3 bits with a grenade*
"Ah, I see you've captured an Indian gavial."
Snack Eater
I’d pay good money for a game like that.