If you search honeydew podcast joey diaz, it's like a 20 part series of episodes where he goes through his life in order. It's the closest we'll ever get to a TV show
@@cjd4219 yeah man I found that shortly after I made that comment lol. What an incredible life story. Joey deserves to have a TV show based on his life.
I don't know how in the hell Joey had so much patience sitting there being interrupted literally the entire time. I had to cut it off a few minutes into it because the guy was driving me nuts
Ma gaff in bar is a score bro and I am just driving back in paisley woods to see what the sun woods is coming out tonight I am just leaving in the sun sun and I I I can can see if your car will get come up wan I I will am not not getting a taxi to get me to lane work but it’s a good wan way way out bro I am so sorry bro I am
He’s not agreeable, I think it’s more like pretending he’s “totally” been around an he acts like he knows things.. for the most past it’s just repeating names, and when he adds something to the story he’s wrong anyway lol
For dudes story around 30 mins HELL YES!!! I had a couple Mob guys who used to pay me for stolen trees, flowers, bushes or whatever plus taking care of the lawn & they paid well & ALWAYS on time!!!!
Lee: “Where do you get the sawdust from?” Joey and guest: “The lumbahyod.” Lee: “They don’t clean up every day?” His innocence is never not hysterical. 😂😂😂😂
Forgot to tell us about Lee pissing at the strip club and man handling the strippers and taking the strippers home with Joey spending the night at Lee's and hearing Lee giggling and spanking the stripper.
3 minutes in and I can't listen to this dude keep interupting and talking over Joey. Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan are the best together. They bounce off eachother perfectly and Joe can sit there quiet for 5minutes listening to the stories with us.
Imagine if they did a Joey Diaz show like the young rock where 3 different timelines Kid Joey in New Jersey, Colorado Joey and LA comedy Joey. I’d watch the shit out of that lol
Guy wit the Yankees shirt acts like he knows whats up and then Joey keeps shuttin him down.. Funny.. He seems like the type who just keeps agreeing and nodding just to agree and be accepted
Mr. Me too, always has a better version of your story, thinks because he’s seen all the mob movies/ movies shows and he’s from Jersey he thinks he’s a mob boss
I know exactly that Park that Joey talking about right off Kennedy boulevard. I grew up for 8 years there I lived in Guttenburg. My father played there was his orchestra
AJ Benza is pretty cool guy actually...i think ur just addicted to hearing Joey talk and thats all you want from his videos? he has guests for a reason
@@cIeetz Yes, he's a cool guy, but when Joey talks, he can't stop weeding in 'yea' , 'sure', yea right?', 'yea', 'fuck yes', 'yea yea' etc every second throughout this entire conversation, including after every second word Joey blurps out. Again - he's cool - but he's damn annoying here.
I was trying to get my life together, so I was still hittin the cards but not hard. In other words, I was still robbing people but not as bad as before!! DEFINITELY gettin ur life together!! 😂
Everybody who’s commenting about AJ does not watch this podcast. 9/10 guests do this! I don’t know why. They all want to impress or fit in w uncle Joey it seems. They all do this Kate quigley, Theo von, etc they ALL do this.
It's interesting how different cultures look at certain behaviors. Being a thief is the lowest of the low...about the same level as a traitor except that a traitor is dangerous while the thief is just a parasite. Look at these guys reminiscing and in a way bragging. Not dumping on individuals here but it's just an interesting cultural observation.
It's called the church of what's happening now. But we all come here for uncle Joey to tell us stories from 20 to 30 years ago. Should be called uncle Joey church of cocaine fuck-fuck games.
No he is just waiting for his turn to talk. I have done cocaine, have you been introduced close friends to cocaine. It's always the same thing, you talk talk talk talk talk and you only stop to hear some type of validation from the person you're talking to you and then talk talk talk talk talk some more. Try being in a room with four friends all on cocaine, no one ever gets to finish a sentence and it basically just turns into everybody trying to talk over everybody else.
AJ the type of guy who talks during movies and reads subtitles and signs out loud
Hahahahaha
What kind of model home has bonsai trees for decor
So annoying that guy
Joey: “so in 1985 I wa-“ AJ: “YEA YEA YEA OHHH FUK YEAA YUP “
Lmfao I laughed too hard at this
@@JASONSSJ3that FUK
This dude buggin me sayin “yeah yeah” and “right” and tryna finish Joey’s sentences.
"O yeah, I know that gut!"
Well of course ya do bud!
and that snorting noise
I wish they would take every Joey Diaz story, put them in chronological order, and create a tv show or something.
OMG! That's a great idea! 👍
If you search honeydew podcast joey diaz, it's like a 20 part series of episodes where he goes through his life in order. It's the closest we'll ever get to a TV show
@@dunamis3223 Yeah man I found that podcast shortly after I posted that. An amazing story. His life should be a TV show lol
The honeydew podcast with Ryan Sickler
@@cjd4219 yeah man I found that shortly after I made that comment lol. What an incredible life story. Joey deserves to have a TV show based on his life.
I don't know how in the hell Joey had so much patience sitting there being interrupted literally the entire time. I had to cut it off a few minutes into it because the guy was driving me nuts
Bong hits and potent edibles💯 LMFAO 😉 #TipTopMcGooo
Watching this a year later, 30sec in and Benza is driving me nuts...You know Diaz is being a gentleman..😂😂
He’s just babbling because he’s high on heroin
I hate when a guy is so agreeable they know everything and anyone you have to say. Like okay buddy
A Yes man if ive ever seen one
So fking annoying😤
That dude is not a good guest to have, for anything😂
@@shawnnewcomer4879 yeah straight up, I'd pay to see Joey slap this around and make him his bitch
Ma gaff in bar is a score bro and I am just driving back in paisley woods to see what the sun woods is coming out tonight I am just leaving in the sun sun and I I I can can see if your car will get come up wan I I will am not not getting a taxi to get me to lane work but it’s a good wan way way out bro I am so sorry bro I am
He’s not agreeable, I think it’s more like pretending he’s “totally” been around an he acts like he knows things.. for the most past it’s just repeating names, and when he adds something to the story he’s wrong anyway lol
What’s with this dude trying to finish all of Joey’s sentences? Annoying
Turner Longest cocaine that's why ...
now I got some good ideas thanks guys
Drove me fucking nuts
Yeah I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed
Yea ah huh rite SURE rite yea yea yup ofcourse rite ah huh yea sure ahhhhh so easy rite rot rite ohhh ok yup yea sure ... this dude was fucking killing me!!!!
The guy in the Yankees shirt is one of the most obsequious posers I have ever seen in my life.
Thomas Arezzo @lilpounder
What he even say
You don't know him how do you know he's a poser
That's a big word
@@__-fk4jz why are you commenting so much
For dudes story around 30 mins HELL YES!!! I had a couple Mob guys who used to pay me for stolen trees, flowers, bushes or whatever plus taking care of the lawn & they paid well & ALWAYS on time!!!!
AJ is now demonstrating to Lee on Joey how to use the "yes em to death" technique
Joey: says anything
AJ: yea...mhmmm...sure....right...Ofcourse....
“Back when I went to San Francisco in 85 I had a warrant in Jersey”
In boulda 89
“Back when I went to San Frans- Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, haha I know”
Lee: “Where do you get the sawdust from?”
Joey and guest: “The lumbahyod.”
Lee: “They don’t clean up every day?”
His innocence is never not hysterical.
😂😂😂😂
That is why Lee is so great as Uncle Joey's grasshopper. Hahaha. 😉🤣😁
I’m glad he put the junkie and the yes man in their place
@@elcabo4557 excuse me what the fuck is that supposed to mean?????????
@@angelologan1601 it means they are a bunch of whiny douchebag drug addicts like you 🖕🏿
what the hell is a lumbahyod
people like Diaz are why CCTv is so widespread now
Actually it's pussies like his victims and you. Get mad cus u got got dumbass. Got outsmarted who's fault is that. YOU GOT GOT ! YOU GOT GOT!
unplug There is just too much to be said about this comment. Sad.
No, joey would rob mom an pop stores in small towns @@444bid3
@@CallMeMasterBabo it's America you're either a duper or a dupee
@@444bid3 grow the fuck up you simple minded child
Did Lee have a mini stroke at 4:09 😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop rewinding it.
I think that's called a stutter..
he started beatboxing 🤣🤣🤣
dude i knowwwwwwww lmao!!!
Sometimes I wonder does Lee ever experience anything or if he ever left his house when he was younger. Like he asked where you get saw dust ....
That was a fine question to me I had no idea where you get saw dust 🤷♂️
Chicago KillinEm wow
😂😂😂 some basement baby
On god I felt that 😂😂😂 he sound like a lame...
@@1017KushNoLove then do you not know what sawdust is?
"It was like stealing." It was stealing Joey.
Just love Joey Diaz....sooo funny and entertaining. UK fan 😂😂
*Disclaimer* No cocaine was snorted in the making of this video. 👃🍚😬
My ass
I feel like that statement is lacking in validity
But before the interview is another matter
That guy really was coughing try to keep the drip going lmao.
I highly doubt Joey would have this dude on if he’s doing blow
Forgot to tell us about Lee pissing at the strip club and man handling the strippers and taking the strippers home with Joey spending the night at Lee's and hearing Lee giggling and spanking the stripper.
No shit didn't think he'd have it in him ahaha
No way that happened lmaoo what episode is that?
@@diegoledezma4045 did you find out what episode?! :)
@@David-ci6rl nah I haven’t yet I found a couple stripper stories lol
"That was the most famous rat for a while"
and now it's Tekashi lolololol
Naw or sammy
3 minutes in and I can't listen to this dude keep interupting and talking over Joey.
Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan are the best together. They bounce off eachother perfectly and Joe can sit there quiet for 5minutes listening to the stories with us.
Weld the barnacles off
Galvanized marine plywood
Fucking classic
😹😹
Imagine if they did a Joey Diaz show like the young rock where 3 different timelines Kid Joey in New Jersey, Colorado Joey and LA comedy Joey. I’d watch the shit out of that lol
Fr
AJ cocaine drip benza
Tom Lewis i dont get it 😒
CORN MEAL he’s sniffling like a search dog
@@omarakadroopy1 when you take loads of coke your nose starts producing mucus from he coke in your nose and it drips out your nose.
GBAPCLAN ooooooohhhhhh...haha....ok...now thats type funny...i actually laughed...thanks coke head 👍😂
I heard his first couple of answers and immediately thought he sounds like a cokehead...
Guy wit the Yankees shirt acts like he knows whats up and then Joey keeps shuttin him down.. Funny.. He seems like the type who just keeps agreeing and nodding just to agree and be accepted
legend has it joeys bong has never been cleaned
Either of them...
Mr. Me too, always has a better version of your story, thinks because he’s seen all the mob movies/ movies shows and he’s from Jersey he thinks he’s a mob boss
You are a hater
@@frankvalentino1121 he was referring to the "uh huh" guest, not Joey
I know exactly that Park that Joey talking about right off Kennedy boulevard. I grew up for 8 years there I lived in Guttenburg. My father played there was his orchestra
It’s always dope when someone knows exactly where Joey is talking about. Cool that you lived right by there.
Aj has that power drip going.
tra789 I hear it the entire time!
Imagine joeys drip 💧 haha 😂
Alexander Desert Eagle like a Doctor!!!
I cant watch this. This guest is beyond annoying.
I know you're right yes kind of fucking annoying
Dudes coked up. Can’t hate
AJ Benza is pretty cool guy actually...i think ur just addicted to hearing Joey talk and thats all you want from his videos? he has guests for a reason
@@cIeetz Yes, he's a cool guy, but when Joey talks, he can't stop weeding in 'yea' , 'sure', yea right?', 'yea', 'fuck yes', 'yea yea' etc every second throughout this entire conversation, including after every second word Joey blurps out.
Again - he's cool - but he's damn annoying here.
@@EthanS1481 EXACTLY
“He used to live here, now he lives over there”
Joey pulled off the greatest capers when he was “trying to get his life together”.
I need Joey to make a autobiographical movie.
Where I got my balls. Not sure where you can find it to stream
Z J find it right on RUclips now a days😉
Drippy drip Benza
i knew i recognized that voice...AJ Benza who hosted High Stakes Poker with Gabe Kaplan
Yep, Rio Rancho, NM. Alot of NY ppl there. I lived in Albuquerque for awhile. My agent has an office there and LA.
Joe I love when your voice lowers. Check out books by Ice Burg Slim. Trick Baby.Pimp.Doom Fox.etc etc great storyteller just like yourself God Bless
Jesus who’s snorten all the blow in the background. Save some yayo for uncle Joey. 🤩🤩😁
I think this is the clearest I have ever heard his voice
There is no such thing as top 5 uncle Joey stories..but thank you for the compilation
Every second this dude aj saying something lmfao
Wow I haven’t thought a moment about AJ since he got banned from the Howard Stern show in the 90’s for hitting Stuttering John
Lmao what
The faux brick line by the water bottle is driving me crazy...wanna fix it
Joey D needs to be a voice actor for GTA games.
He voiced a dude in mafia 3 :D
Only Joey Diaz could be a guy who can hook you up with sawdust 😆
At 2:10 he is talking about Henry hill and his cookbook
Cal Martin - pretty lady
"I had a transmission guy who gave me money for sawdust"😂😂
AJ got his wish the last 30 seconds were all about him.
Hang on a sec we had this first, me and the Devil.
"The plywood was galvanized" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
why is that so funny
I like how he talks about sharing books likes he's sharing needles
Dammmmmm Coco who talking bumps at .0:09?/ lmao
Tee Tirado this definitely explains why he wouldn’t shut the fuck Up while Joey was talking
It sounds like lee is sick bruh listen to him talk
Cocaine it's a hell of a drug
jam1ga get it right don’t insult the great Dave Chappelle. It’s “cocaine is one hellava drug”.
@@luciferStar420 dave didnt say it rick james did bro
ninja prank yeah I know? It’s on Daves show so technically its his. But yes rick James actually did say that.
@@luciferStar420 lmao i just wanted to be a ass the whole shows great
ninja prank i mean I don’t say something just to say it, I got more since then that. Yeah I remember grinding my shoes on Eddie Murphy’s couch
The fact that Joey can remember all of these stories whilst smoking/eating boatloads of weed...
StagHead it doesn’t erase your memory bro
Nic Siwiak But when you’re blitzed it makes you hazy and some things are hard to remember
“It’s the fucking truth what do you want me to tell you”😂😂😂😂
Whats up with the farting. 24:06 ..😂😂
Snorting not farting
Joey is the coolest Cuban on the net 👍
Palabra!
Benza ,QUIT COKE SNIFFLIN.....every 42 seconds
Joey would be one of the best people for a mafia movie. Wasn’t he trying to get a role in sopranos?
Get the cannoli
ilcain leave the gun!!!!
We’re going deep
Take the cannoli
Man I love Joey but I can’t sit through this, thank god I don’t know anyone like that guy in real life, what an annoyance
They should burn it down.. hahaha I’m dying
The first three seconds 😂😂😂😂😂
We get it guy you know what Joey is talking about smfh 🤦🏽♂️
The amount of times I heard aj say the most dumb shit ”oh yea 8 dollars”
Which episode is the one where he says George is right here and leaves because they were afraid
Rio Rancho,NM but you didn't hear that from me cause I don't know nothing, NOTHING! Like Joey says.
Never do it at my favorite restaurant... Respect ✊
My Blue Heaven, CLASSIC
Drip, drip💧❄️
Sniff sniff
Lift lift 💪😤
Joey "I wanna read the book first" Diaz
I was trying to get my life together, so I was still hittin the cards but not hard.
In other words, I was still robbing people but not as bad as before!!
DEFINITELY gettin ur life together!! 😂
That mobster with the cook book story is used on Lilyhammer series haha
Get this Guy in the Yankees shirt to keep quiet man👍🙏
Quit giving him snow
Dude was geeked as balls. Listen.
Lee - “Where do you get sawdust” WHAT!?!
Everybody who’s commenting about AJ does not watch this podcast. 9/10 guests do this! I don’t know why. They all want to impress or fit in w uncle Joey it seems. They all do this Kate quigley, Theo von, etc they ALL do this.
Somebody’s feeling good down there
Aj is on blow
Joey has the best malapropisms of all time. He puts little Camine to shame. I need four sheets of galvanized wood!
That interrupting nitwit must think he gets paid by the word
Coco probably hung around sketchy ppl and these stories became his. Entertaining though 👌🏼
As a person who used to do cocaine , this video is funny asf🤣
It's interesting how different cultures look at certain behaviors. Being a thief is the lowest of the low...about the same level as a traitor except that a traitor is dangerous while the thief is just a parasite. Look at these guys reminiscing and in a way bragging. Not dumping on individuals here but it's just an interesting cultural observation.
pstcontrl criminal culture is criminal culture. Wtf are you talking about you racist fuck
It's because Joey would rob dealers and it feels more justified
Paper thin walls show their stuff at 25:05
24:13 "you don't shoot where you sleep"
It's called the church of what's happening now. But we all come here for uncle Joey to tell us stories from 20 to 30 years ago. Should be called uncle Joey church of cocaine fuck-fuck games.
Is it me or can you guys hear someone doing blow in the background too?
Look out... Joey’s Sicilian is starting to show.
Talk That Newyork Talk!!!
Is he even listening to Joey Diaz?
No he is just waiting for his turn to talk. I have done cocaine, have you been introduced close friends to cocaine. It's always the same thing, you talk talk talk talk talk and you only stop to hear some type of validation from the person you're talking to you and then talk talk talk talk talk some more. Try being in a room with four friends all on cocaine, no one ever gets to finish a sentence and it basically just turns into everybody trying to talk over everybody else.
chase trowell true that lol. At least someone is smart
uncle joey,,,is your guest geeked out? sniffle,sniffle,sniffle...no dissrespect,
Chicho Pastich
Lol
Cheeto Pistachio indeed
Everyone called him the devil..... I took a liking to the devil
Plywood today though...
That's how u know ur old *the price of wood back in my day*
wtf lmfaoo Ta BUENO!! COÑO TIO JOEY DALE UNA FRIA PA QUE LE BAJE..
Nobody else talks this much when Joey is telling a story, Joey needs to teach him some respext
Rio Rancho New Mexico is the place