Top 5 Joey Diaz Clips | The Church of What's Happening Now

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  • @bluenightgrinner8620
    @bluenightgrinner8620 5 лет назад +560

    "Lee Syat is a BIG TIME coke dealer"....
    Meanwhile Lee's melting into the leather on the chair 😂

    • @rusenescualin3739
      @rusenescualin3739 5 лет назад +24

      dude, it's not lee's fault ... rogan was talking with (i don't remember, maybe kreischer) and was telling him how joey would take like a +250mg edible, wraps them in 25-50mg foil and gives them to lee !

    • @bluenightgrinner8620
      @bluenightgrinner8620 5 лет назад +5

      @@rusenescualin3739 What are you talking about? It's a joke. It has nothing to do with what strength edible he's had!

    • @rusenescualin3739
      @rusenescualin3739 5 лет назад +23

      @@bluenightgrinner8620 i get it was a joke, i was just saying that the reason he is melting, is most likely uncle Joey played a Cosby on him ... :p

    • @camerontravis5270
      @camerontravis5270 4 года назад +10

      Rusenescu Alin u weird dawg

    • @alexanderwelsh4904
      @alexanderwelsh4904 4 года назад +9

      Literally the funniest shit imagining lee as a big time coke dealer😂😂😕

  • @cancelwarmac
    @cancelwarmac 4 года назад +361

    If it starts with a date, it’s gonna be an amazing Joey Diaz story

    • @mikemaniaci8529
      @mikemaniaci8529 2 года назад +11

      Also when he gives directions around LA

    • @threegreencharms
      @threegreencharms 2 года назад +15

      It was Nineteen..Eighty....FOUR...

    • @DH.91
      @DH.91 2 года назад +9

      Town name....year.....and you know its gonna be lethal

    • @Ricky-kh2sf
      @Ricky-kh2sf 2 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @thebolant
      @thebolant Год назад +8

      It was summer of 86 I was doing coke...

  • @Jason-ly2yw
    @Jason-ly2yw 5 лет назад +196

    “Is this yellow kid my father”😂

    • @TK-fd3qt
      @TK-fd3qt 5 лет назад

      Lol u mafakar you're more funny then this huys :D :D :D

    • @jennyB07
      @jennyB07 2 года назад +2

      I literally chuckled out loud

    • @cmac123
      @cmac123 10 месяцев назад +1

      He said that shit backwards but it’s still so damn funny 😁

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry 5 лет назад +214

    13:10 😂 I can’t believe he said CDD instead of DNA and anarchy instead of ancestory LMAO

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 5 лет назад +22

      ArtifiShuL Instinct ANARCHY TEST HAHAHAHAHAA

    • @vCLOWNSHOESv
      @vCLOWNSHOESv 5 лет назад +11

      Khabib is Khalabib to him so he makes a living getting names wrong.

    • @The_dude94
      @The_dude94 4 года назад +2

      @garlickman it must be some good shit!!!

    • @robertejb6824
      @robertejb6824 4 года назад +1

      Omfg hes the best 😂

    • @ashutoshdani612
      @ashutoshdani612 4 года назад

      Fuck you fat tony

  • @Satanperkele
    @Satanperkele Год назад +10

    Dude literally just spoke from the heart man-to-man & Joey is the kind of dude that picks up on that instantly, and that's why he's such a solid dude.

  • @Ltpapi00112
    @Ltpapi00112 3 года назад +121

    Joey's got a story for every week of his life😂

    • @thebolant
      @thebolant Год назад +10

      It was summer of 85.... I was doing coke...

    • @robbo03
      @robbo03 Год назад +2

      ​@@thebolantthe start to every good story

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 месяца назад

      He's lived a heck of a life

  • @adambreslin4955
    @adambreslin4955 3 года назад +108

    I love Bobby saying I'm sober while joey smokes a bowl and blowing it all over him

  • @ikapoop
    @ikapoop 5 лет назад +351

    " Is this yellow kid my father, why does he have blonde hair " - JOEY DIAZ

    • @juiceejay1003
      @juiceejay1003 4 года назад +2

      ikapoop oooo

    • @juiceejay1003
      @juiceejay1003 4 года назад

      Oooooooooo

    • @juiceejay1003
      @juiceejay1003 4 года назад

      Oo

    • @The_dude94
      @The_dude94 4 года назад +8

      @@juiceejay1003 damn dude don't you have anything better going on?

    • @raimundosilva4382
      @raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

      você viu a cena que ela fez na defesa ela fez por mim fez por mim deu espaço por mim me defender em voz independente voz ela me deu ela me deu em voz ela me deu tudo que ela fez aí ela falou essa linda ator de filme que eu sou fã dela desde criança desde criança eu quando eu era criança eu assisti o filme dessa mulher essa linda mulher me defendeu em voz e a Lara criminosa falando que era

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 4 года назад +9

    The fact he says "is this yellow kid my father" 😂 i love when he messes up his words

    • @eljokerjce
      @eljokerjce 4 года назад

      J Wizdum hell yeah and he doesn’t give a fuck and if you try and correct it he’ll say “you know what I meant cocksucka”

  • @thedirtycasualYT
    @thedirtycasualYT 3 года назад +48

    Even a few years later these clips are still tremendous.

  • @benwilson6559
    @benwilson6559 4 года назад +65

    "And then what, I gotta CDD the kids? What's that shit, when you gotta send in an anarchy test?"
    Holy fuck I'm dead.

  • @jonnycodone7051
    @jonnycodone7051 4 года назад +16

    Lee loves when joey explains things to him

  • @johnmcdaid7975
    @johnmcdaid7975 5 лет назад +17

    'I wanna marry this monster??!!' 😂😂😂 13:06 - tremendous Joey D 😎✌

  • @petepazurek
    @petepazurek 5 лет назад +10

    Lee is the best. Listen to him make a hero's effort to pull out of the fog when Ms. Pat laughs a little after 18:20.

  • @darthnihilus5282
    @darthnihilus5282 5 лет назад +41

    “Is this yellow kid my father? Why does he have blonde hair?”

  • @NK-wy8wp
    @NK-wy8wp 2 года назад +7

    I smoked weed with my science teacher 3 days after I graduated. Mr. Lawrence was from Rhodesia island and moved to Hawaii to teach science. He was young 30s cool teacher. I became his teachers assistant my senior year, he ended moving 4 houses from me and we would always ask him if he wants to smoke. He would always laugh. I asked him jokingly a couple days after graduation and he actually said sure, you’re not longer a student and took bong hits with my older brother and me. Cool teacher.

    • @Gothtides
      @Gothtides Год назад +1

      I also went to school in Hawaii, North shore Oahu to be specific and I always had cool teachers

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 месяца назад

      I love Mr Lawrence

  • @Elíashoots
    @Elíashoots 4 года назад +30

    Lol nobody in the world drinks water like Joey Diaz

  • @phonescreenfiendmachine92
    @phonescreenfiendmachine92 5 лет назад +11

    Love this channel. The clips are always funny and interesting; coco can tell some stories!

  • @DJHudson91
    @DJHudson91 5 лет назад +27

    27:25-28:00 Hey Lee can you finish a sentence???? Lmao!

    • @Sneak248
      @Sneak248 5 лет назад +3

      He’s a little dyslexic.

    • @DJHudson91
      @DJHudson91 5 лет назад +3

      @@Sneak248 "a little"

  • @snakefinger
    @snakefinger 5 лет назад +8

    The king of the brother's LoL “who's capernicus ?” 🤣

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 5 лет назад +81

    Here like a Dr.

    • @Ken-pv9zu
      @Ken-pv9zu 5 лет назад +6

      Who's better than you?

    • @TheSkyyvod
      @TheSkyyvod 5 лет назад +9

      DOCTAHHH

    • @danielyoung2027
      @danielyoung2027 5 лет назад

      Oh yea, I totally agree . Except Joey Diaz is a compulsive liar and has no education. On top of that he is naturally a moron..
      90% of his stories are scenes from that he has modified and made his own.
      But hey, its entertaining!

    • @iamLODD
      @iamLODD 4 года назад +1

      Daniel Young shut up pussy

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 месяца назад

      Stay black c.s!

  • @upstylo
    @upstylo 5 лет назад +3

    Ur the man Joey!!! Love ur life and i hope u live for evers....

  • @garbageconnoisseur4185
    @garbageconnoisseur4185 5 лет назад +15

    22:18 Joey has VERY powerful instincts and intuition

    • @wathencj
      @wathencj 5 лет назад +5

      Hes seen the devil I bet he can hear your thought

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 5 лет назад +13

    13:02 the feels man

  • @jackbanker4244
    @jackbanker4244 5 лет назад +8

    My favorite is a story about a bunch of kids in class tormenting their teacher. He brought it up a month ago but there was a version like two years ago that was golden.

  • @dmorris4460
    @dmorris4460 4 года назад +3

    GOD BLESS THISS PODCAST

  • @TimeWatch5
    @TimeWatch5 3 года назад +13

    A cop is a guy with two kids, and a girlfriend.. LMAO

  • @guccimane623
    @guccimane623 5 лет назад +15

    Straight up savage dawg. *Finger snap sideways hand shimmy*

  • @CM-sc5we
    @CM-sc5we 4 года назад +38

    So...we all totally believe that Bobby did that right?

  • @coreygrubb4676
    @coreygrubb4676 4 года назад +1

    Joey is the goat

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar 2 года назад +5

    20:05 is legendary

  • @themutualfriend5286
    @themutualfriend5286 Год назад +2

    Uncle Joey schooling me on relationships more then both my parents and my teachers ova ere

  • @patricksampsonmusic
    @patricksampsonmusic 5 лет назад +4

    Uncle Joey makes everyday better. Long week? Uncle Joey’s got ya!

  • @jonhammer7109
    @jonhammer7109 2 года назад +5

    My problem is.. most any 5 I watch becomes my top 5 until I watch his next 5. And on it goes

  • @djstl100
    @djstl100 4 года назад +10

    🤣33:20.... Black dude says, Colonial damage , instead of collateral damage .. listen close though..

  • @kingmarkjames9516
    @kingmarkjames9516 5 лет назад +2

    21:30 you make me sound like fucking nun!! Hilarious!!

  • @ramiroorozco8974
    @ramiroorozco8974 5 лет назад +140

    Joey “tremendous coke” Diaz

    • @vCLOWNSHOESv
      @vCLOWNSHOESv 5 лет назад +1

      Until the 90s there was tremendous coke but now that shits gone. I bet Joey and some of the others would admit that a lot of them not using coke anymore has to do with the quality dropping off a cliff not just moral reasons.

    • @gigicestone4902
      @gigicestone4902 4 года назад +1

      @@vCLOWNSHOESv The quality of the drugs themselves has gone to shit, the prison sentences are doubled or tripled these days, the cops have better technology than ever, there's no way to run an operation without getting caught, AND the economy is destroying every business that still stands, drugs included.
      Unless you're working for one of the few major cartels that are already established, the drug game's just not worth getting into anymore.

    • @vCLOWNSHOESv
      @vCLOWNSHOESv 4 года назад +1

      @@gigicestone4902 The war on drugs is the war on the bill of rights.

    • @jakobbennett540
      @jakobbennett540 4 года назад

      @@gigicestone4902 yeah everything but weed is worse

    • @doughnutholer
      @doughnutholer 4 года назад

      @@gigicestone4902 idk man things flow the same way they always have

  • @TWIGLEMGONNATWIG
    @TWIGLEMGONNATWIG 2 месяца назад

    25:34 Bobby Lee is a character boy I tell u😂😂😂😂

  • @aoandd
    @aoandd Год назад +2

    Diaz story at about 07:45 made me cry out of realness. I'm not a G or whatever but that's the most gangster thing I've ever heard.

    • @aoandd
      @aoandd Год назад

      B Lee isn't embellishing about that.

    • @aoandd
      @aoandd Год назад

      Siddiq is scary. He's the best dude in the element but don't piss him off. Just saying. He will k you without touching you.

  • @nuke5430
    @nuke5430 4 года назад +3

    Everybody was looking out the windows?😂

  • @Gleefa
    @Gleefa 5 лет назад +25

    Joey “did u like the coke “ Diaz

  • @foreverman1966
    @foreverman1966 Год назад

    I know where ya coming from with this one Joey ❤

  • @andrewmitchell5665
    @andrewmitchell5665 2 года назад +1

    An “Anarchy” test 😂 Paternity Joey!!

  • @chriskruse5315
    @chriskruse5315 Год назад

    Joey definitely didn’t believe Bobby when he said he didn’t did it 😂you can tell by the look in his face lol

  • @tommybannister2750
    @tommybannister2750 4 года назад +4

    Bobby lee 22:30 fuckin brilliant 🤣

  • @shaneschmidt9212
    @shaneschmidt9212 4 года назад +4

    It was June 43rd 1978... 8:26 pm

  • @supremeprince5031
    @supremeprince5031 5 лет назад +5

    Uncle Joey on the toilet.. I had to rush home almost crapped myself.. However I made it, I’m sitting with my bottom on the toilet doing what I do best dumping and watching your videos !

  • @The_dude94
    @The_dude94 4 года назад +5

    12:50 that's the real deal. If you've never eaten candy out of your chicks snatch then you're not really living! Step your game up playboy! 😂

  • @chanceteague1753
    @chanceteague1753 4 года назад +1

    Tremendous

  • @andrewmcdonald5275
    @andrewmcdonald5275 5 лет назад +41

    Frast Forward

  • @benwilson6559
    @benwilson6559 4 года назад +9

    Start the video at 24:50 and watch Lee's face at 25:01, I can't stop laughing lmao.

  • @matts4750
    @matts4750 4 года назад +4

    Ms. Pat got that one part wrong that a lot of people also do...the police can and will lie if you ask them if they are a cop. They do.not have to tell the truth while undercover, or in an interrogation room.

  • @TK-fd3qt
    @TK-fd3qt 5 лет назад +4

    This lee dude, I put my hat off, scalp and whats left of my brain for him. This are the balls that even unkl Joey doesnt have.

    • @TK-fd3qt
      @TK-fd3qt 5 лет назад

      I take it back. This guy really did it. (the limo)

  • @dannydelao375
    @dannydelao375 5 лет назад +5

    “Tic Toc!”

  • @jacksmith-gv9wb
    @jacksmith-gv9wb 5 лет назад +1

    everyones looking out there windows lol

  • @nickb2208
    @nickb2208 4 года назад +2

    Ali Siddic : Colonial Damage. 33:18 - 33:19.

  • @ilswa
    @ilswa 5 лет назад +6

    Joey 'is this blonde kid my father?' Diaz.

  • @superdupermart1669
    @superdupermart1669 5 лет назад +8

    Like a SOULJA

  • @meeptheeditor
    @meeptheeditor 5 лет назад +7

    13:22 is this yellow kid my father?

  • @Blackspade514
    @Blackspade514 Год назад

    It's the background sound yo lol😅

  • @spencerross4282
    @spencerross4282 5 лет назад +17

    “We did this tremendous coke”

  • @vincentjayson9976
    @vincentjayson9976 4 года назад +7

    Mrs. pat not streetwise at all, she reminds of a schoolgirl that watches to many cop episodes.

  • @doppelganger178
    @doppelganger178 4 года назад

    23:04 Grace gundrum has changed a lot since the last time.

  • @jermonbaskin2566
    @jermonbaskin2566 Год назад

    i would’ve believed him about the limo situation i didn’t need all that context 😭

  • @191TheLegend191
    @191TheLegend191 Год назад

    "it was '82, everybody was hiding, everybody was doing blow"

  • @TheMusicmak3r
    @TheMusicmak3r 5 лет назад +4

    It’s 4:19 in Chicago

  • @fabiotellez6192
    @fabiotellez6192 3 года назад +1

    Uncle Freakin' Joey

  • @robertejb6824
    @robertejb6824 4 года назад +1

    13:10 Anarchy test 😂 ancestry

  • @JerseyPR84
    @JerseyPR84 3 года назад +1

    "Who else would play a dirty trick on you "🤣

  • @thebolant
    @thebolant 2 года назад +2

    Joey" it was 1985"diaz

  • @adrianicln8aguilar479
    @adrianicln8aguilar479 Год назад +1

    That’s still snitching tho 😂

  • @jacktharipp1186
    @jacktharipp1186 3 года назад +3

    I didn't realize how much i hate when someone drink-smaks!

  • @GnarbledDeebies
    @GnarbledDeebies 4 года назад

    They put a suit on ya, then a police uniform?! Jesus.. They come READY.

  • @Lawt_Lawt04
    @Lawt_Lawt04 2 года назад +1

    Is this yellow kid my father? XD

  • @Tater4200
    @Tater4200 Год назад

    What kind of drug dealer doesn't know the police does NOT have to tell you their the police 🤣🤣

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos Год назад +1

    27:46 He literally just admitted that he would snitch on his friends without a second thought. Why does Joey fuck with this rat?

  • @dr.green.
    @dr.green. 5 лет назад +2

    Whatever happened to the shotgun Doug story? Lol

  • @joshburk3843
    @joshburk3843 11 месяцев назад +1

    They don't have to tell you if they're cops or not... Mrs.Pat doesnt know what shes talking about

  • @davidehinger5209
    @davidehinger5209 Год назад

    I swear when he uses other people as examples in a story it sounds like a math problem😂

  • @palehorsesmith5474
    @palehorsesmith5474 Год назад

    Joey gets to have therapy and get paid for it that's awesome 😎

  • @sven-number
    @sven-number 5 лет назад

    A thumb right up to brown town lol

  • @joukokulhelm6844
    @joukokulhelm6844 Год назад

    ohh man, that scratching that opiate ich looks delicious.

  • @therealestrarebreed
    @therealestrarebreed 3 года назад +1

    Sb: Joey Diaz reminds me of this 57 yr old white lady I work with. She's cool af💯👍🏿

  • @MrClubpenguin11
    @MrClubpenguin11 4 года назад +1

    Ms. Pat is cool

  • @prizefightbreakdowns721
    @prizefightbreakdowns721 Год назад

    just on principle

  • @LocalProduce12
    @LocalProduce12 Год назад +1

    Damm did not know bobby's fuking pre highschool tendencies. Respect to everyone that gets over being sexually assaulted like that. Don't think I will be able to live with that. God damm

  • @stonerguitarist4690
    @stonerguitarist4690 2 года назад +1

    I member my wife was give me top I was on some white fluff LSD and smoke a blunt watching this when it came on

  • @jeffbridges6579
    @jeffbridges6579 4 года назад

    "joey baby"

  • @crazyhorse1879
    @crazyhorse1879 5 лет назад +2

    Jesus freaking Christ.. Asking a undercover or whatever "are you a cop" they will always say fucking "no"!!!! Illegal or not they're not dumb

  • @andreag7079
    @andreag7079 4 года назад +1

    9:55 fkn truest shit that’s life.

  • @englewood1971
    @englewood1971 2 года назад +2

    I find it hilarious that people still think that if you ask a policeman if they're a cop they have to tell you 😂 🤣 They don't, it's called exigent circumstances. Joey just explained how it works when the dealer wants to see you do blow and you do it. If you fear that your life's in danger you can do drugs and lie to them, almost anything short of killing someone, even that could be mitigated in court. 😎

  • @treybecker5637
    @treybecker5637 2 года назад

    Miss pat-“Joey makes me sound like a nun”
    Joey-“I was robbing, I was slangin… I was doing a little bit of everything”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pariah_501
    @Pariah_501 4 года назад

    If they have to tell you if they’re cops, why not just ask everyone you’re involved with straight away?

  • @coryjacques5247
    @coryjacques5247 Год назад +2

    that Bobby Lee clip didn't age well

  • @thatgumisclimbingoutofyour6882
    @thatgumisclimbingoutofyour6882 4 года назад

    Get Steve will do it on here

  • @RichWil
    @RichWil 5 лет назад +6

    Who still thinks the poleese have to tell you they are the poleese If you ask? Smh

  • @jimgenius8856
    @jimgenius8856 Год назад

    Bobby Lee ultra victim extraordinare

  • @MoneyMatters2077
    @MoneyMatters2077 4 года назад +1

    That thing about the police have to say they are police when you ask is not true.......,

  • @leonbero1974
    @leonbero1974 4 года назад

    Science 🤪

  • @tyler3676
    @tyler3676 5 лет назад

    I wonder how many people Joey has killed dealing with drugs😂