Splitting the Check - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @hahathatsgood
    @hahathatsgood 3 года назад +8912

    "That, I'll admit, was a little grocery shopping," is such a gorgeous line

    • @hahathatsgood
      @hahathatsgood 3 года назад +33

      Now that I've seen the rest of the sketch I feel that it goes downhill from here

    • @Justin_311
      @Justin_311 3 года назад +9

      Like calligraphy?

    • @NickTV12
      @NickTV12 3 года назад +107

      "I don't expect you guys to pay for that" 🤣 🤣

    • @heathersantora2221
      @heathersantora2221 3 года назад

      @@hahathatsgood
      Tnothingpoehle mom https can you

    • @Lily-tj1zo
      @Lily-tj1zo 3 года назад

      the BEST. ....

  • @llpaints3677
    @llpaints3677 3 года назад +11792

    The writers seemed to anticipate the exact moment where I'd be losing interest in the first story line and threw in a delightfully random plot twist

    • @Artytanium
      @Artytanium 3 года назад +221

      lmao exactly what I was thinking. And it worked

    • @damunzy
      @damunzy 3 года назад +170

      Only season 47 and they still haven't figured out how to end skits. This one was acceptable though

    • @j0lly.j754
      @j0lly.j754 3 года назад +24

      Gen Z humour

    • @ItsScottJones
      @ItsScottJones 3 года назад +41

      I read this - losing interest - at the moment it happened :D

    • @7cavblack858
      @7cavblack858 3 года назад +19

      M. Night Shyamalan be taking notes.

  • @uttercontrivance
    @uttercontrivance 3 года назад +4880

    Owen Wilson OWNS unassuming, cheerful, wholly dishonest self-absorption.

    • @NickTV12
      @NickTV12 3 года назад +56

      The accuracy of this typecast 👌🏼

    • @CRFSUIGENERIS
      @CRFSUIGENERIS 3 года назад +8

      Yes 🙌🏻

    • @vinylstynyl
      @vinylstynyl 3 года назад +61

      He owens it

    • @Mewted
      @Mewted 3 года назад +10

      ......while aware he is admitting to it at the same time of his protest.
      also, Eli Cash.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 3 года назад +9

      @@vinylstynyl I’m hereby boosting the signal on your comment 😄😏

  • @arnabiarnab3037
    @arnabiarnab3037 3 года назад +5522

    It’s always the guy who says “let’s just split it evenly”…. Who will always owe the most

    • @fancyoo8670
      @fancyoo8670 3 года назад +145

      ugh my peeve because I dont drink alcohol usually just water I always feel people will say lets divide it evenly.. umm I had a salad only you had 2 cocktails an app and an entree

    • @firstnamelastname7708
      @firstnamelastname7708 3 года назад +36

      @@fancyoo8670 and dessert!

    • @joiedevivrenyc
      @joiedevivrenyc 3 года назад +38

      Yeah, nothing is more fun than splitting a $1000 bill. 😑

    • @Doedelzzakspeler
      @Doedelzzakspeler 3 года назад +34

      I always feel this is the way poor/cheap people get away with a good night out, just take some friends who don't drink or dont eat that much and split the bill

    • @bellaf7774
      @bellaf7774 3 года назад +1

      Does ur name mean My rabbit Rabbit?

  • @mateo_olivares
    @mateo_olivares 3 года назад +530

    he’s actually a good actor ngl. his reactions and not overly done mannerisms really do it.

    • @mrmoralman1
      @mrmoralman1 Месяц назад +1

      He never trained to be an actor

  • @cassandraeloveandfitness
    @cassandraeloveandfitness 3 года назад +4443

    “That, I’ll admit was a little grocery shopping. And I don’t expect you guys to pay for that.”

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 года назад +38

      Hahahaha, prolly charged him $30 for a carton of eggs. 😆

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 года назад +15

      @@lynnwilhoite6194 but the $30 eggs were from farm-raised, cage free, organic, read-stories-at-night chickens LOL. Note: we’d fall for it- 🤣

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 года назад +3

      @@cUser691 Yes, if that’s the case, I’ll take 2 cartons! 🤣

    • @kristi9
      @kristi9 3 года назад

      🤣👏👏👏

    • @DELTA_77805
      @DELTA_77805 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/xrNjCbmbsA4/видео.html

  • @redbeardboss
    @redbeardboss 3 года назад +7430

    this would never happen in a Terrazanos

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 года назад +210

      We're not going to be made fools of right in front of our fiancés, right Mark!?!

    • @karliskottage7708
      @karliskottage7708 3 года назад +86

      I know Krav Maga!! You know that I know Krav maga 😡😡

    • @Christinacatalano
      @Christinacatalano 3 года назад +2

      Ahahaha yes

    • @mattlohr
      @mattlohr 3 года назад +50

      @@HisVirusness I wish I hadn’t told you my name!

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore 3 года назад +52

      Or a Dominico's

  • @gabrielmontoya1407
    @gabrielmontoya1407 3 года назад +805

    "a little too much information" and laugh response to "im a vegetarian" really got me haha. this was just hilarious!

    • @Nessa_1990
      @Nessa_1990 3 года назад +7

      Me too!! hahaha that was hilarious.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +3

      My favorite line

    • @kelsiermistborn
      @kelsiermistborn Год назад +1

      Same!!

    • @ShakaZuluX
      @ShakaZuluX 11 месяцев назад +1

      hahahah that was his polite way to say : Vegetarian? "I don't give hoot"

  • @kolourfulneco
    @kolourfulneco 3 года назад +176

    “I’m actually more concerned that you called us friends”😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @crispinhandly6159
    @crispinhandly6159 3 года назад +1325

    "Did I do that! Urkel." - Looks at the only black guy at the table like its a bonding moment lol

    • @butterflysmile348
      @butterflysmile348 3 года назад +4

      The Black Actor's name you are referring to is Keenan Thompson and he is very talented!!

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 3 года назад +24

      @@butterflysmile348 I mean, it didn't seem like he was implying he wasn't talented... Do we have to know all the black actors names now? I promise I'm not racist. I'm just not good at remembering names. I'll study though. I promise. Is there a list somewhere or... nevermind, I'll find it.

    • @crispinhandly6159
      @crispinhandly6159 3 года назад +74

      @@butterflysmile348 I grew up with Keenan and Kel. I'm well aware of his name and his career. I didn't call him "the only black guy in the room" because I'm unfamiliar with who the actor is playing him. You didn't get the point of what I was saying. If I had said "looks at Keenan Thompson" the point I'm making loses all effect. He didn't look at Keenan Thompson. He looked at the only black guy in the room. That's what makes it funny.

    • @marvelsProtege
      @marvelsProtege 3 года назад +12

      @@butterflysmile348 you get me? Find racism where there Isn't any yes

    • @butterflysmile348
      @butterflysmile348 3 года назад +11

      @@crispinhandly6159
      I understand your perspective now. Take care.

  • @OmarNg7X
    @OmarNg7X 3 года назад +3493

    I feel like Owen Wilson's face hasn't changed in 30 years.

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 3 года назад +30

      Hes got a real Bateman thing going on.

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 3 года назад +11

      Probably because it hasn't.

    • @MordsMordreas
      @MordsMordreas 3 года назад +37

      Owen Wilson is the reason I don't fear aging anymore.

    • @TheEnd-eg6wq
      @TheEnd-eg6wq 3 года назад +11

      I wish his nose would change, creeps me out.

    • @homeroreyes7093
      @homeroreyes7093 3 года назад +4

      @@TheEnd-eg6wq I just commented that it's like it's caving in on the right side and that may be cause of heavy cocaine useb

  • @nokocchi1983
    @nokocchi1983 3 года назад +2786

    heidi's "AM?" absolutely killed me LMAO

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 3 года назад +13

      Do you work for SNL?

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 года назад +6

      @@mikecantreed If only. So we could scrub it of all that SJW filth, amirite?

    • @SWNavII
      @SWNavII 3 года назад +31

      Her facial expressions and her tone always hits just right. 😂

    • @Dweller415
      @Dweller415 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, I laughed.

    • @ironmike5812
      @ironmike5812 3 года назад +11

      @@HisVirusness no. Snowflake

  • @S2C8509
    @S2C8509 3 года назад +1514

    "Indianapolis Bones" sounds like an adult parody.

    • @kalilasamo2489
      @kalilasamo2489 3 года назад +41

      @@t10star30 who checks the comments section before finishing the video & then blames posters for spoilers 🙃

    • @BattleBound
      @BattleBound 3 года назад +31

      In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon...Indiana Bones and the Ass Crusade

    • @Selyidar
      @Selyidar 2 года назад +2

      And now I want to watch it

    • @rlopez8630
      @rlopez8630 11 месяцев назад

      @@kalilasamo2489 happens to me all the time, and I hate myself for it every time

    • @audiolatte
      @audiolatte 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@BattleBound 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @mikeeb6308
    @mikeeb6308 3 года назад +162

    I'm so glad Owen Wilson is back in business. He is one the top comedic actors of all time in my book.

  • @justsomeidiot548
    @justsomeidiot548 3 года назад +137

    "Jennifer we can make this work if you tell the judge you were lying" how had no one noticed this part yet lol

    • @daydream_believer
      @daydream_believer 2 месяца назад +2

      None of us know how to read calligraphy?! 🖋😉😂

  • @JonBastian
    @JonBastian 3 года назад +2921

    LOL. This pretty much nails the first episode of every Amazon Prime original series ever. They seem determined to make it really hard to want to go on to number 2. And yes, the first act of every first episode must veer into sudden -- and very violent -- WTF land.

    • @pollardk.1116
      @pollardk.1116 3 года назад +10

      Indeed.

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex 3 года назад +18

      it's way underrated in my opinion, but I know what you mean. I see it as a good thing, that they're adventurous.

    • @fredthesavannahcat2899
      @fredthesavannahcat2899 3 года назад

      My bad. I'll not watch otherwise 😜

    • @vickiefisher6587
      @vickiefisher6587 3 года назад

      👍👍

    • @daflotsam
      @daflotsam 3 года назад +9

      So, every episode of Game of Thrones?

  • @theq86
    @theq86 3 года назад +1288

    I thought when he said he was blacking out he was getting delirious and was hallucinating the last half. Surprised they committed to the Amazon promo and not ending with him drooling on the table.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 3 года назад +29

      Same. Thought for sure he was dreaming it.

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 3 года назад +17

      That's where I thought it was going too!

    • @gmaher17
      @gmaher17 3 года назад +14

      Your way is actually way funnier.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 3 года назад +27

      @@gmaher17 Possibly, but I respect the writer’s bold decision to go ape-shit and run with it.

    • @jaredrak6003
      @jaredrak6003 3 года назад +2

      Totally what I was expecting too, that was wild

  • @CarlosHernandezLive
    @CarlosHernandezLive 3 года назад +2632

    This has new writers written all over it, and I fucking love it.

  • @joshmholmes25
    @joshmholmes25 3 года назад +122

    "well some people had more than others.."
    "Did they?"
    Proceeds to read a bill longer than a landing strip 🤣🤣🤣

    • @laniarianna8398
      @laniarianna8398 2 года назад +3

      but the real question is: did anyone else get a chance to eat anything?

    • @JJVernig
      @JJVernig 2 года назад

      They didn't use the tractorpaper...

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 2 года назад +112

    The way he laughs at his own impression, grabs the dudes wrist next to him and then softly reiterates what impression he was doing is masterful.

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat Год назад +5

      Not just the guy next to him - the *Black* guy next to him. It was part of the joke that he whispered "Urkel" to the only Black guy at the table.
      I cringed and laughed at rhe same time 😬😬😂😂😂

    • @NukaColaKris
      @NukaColaKris 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@dmochatI think that's a projection from you pal 😂

    • @flowstategmng
      @flowstategmng 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@NukaColaKris No, he's right. The black guy is the only one who definitely knows the impression. He's basically going "That was cool, right?"

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 3 года назад +610

    “Nothing my trusty whip can’t handle -“
    *killed immediately* 😂😂

    • @Aranyparipaa
      @Aranyparipaa Год назад +1

      Reverse card :D

    • @babotond
      @babotond 8 месяцев назад

      does the word 'whip' ever even occur in any indiana jones movie?
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 7 месяцев назад +3

      Reference to when Jones shoots the guy wielding the knife

  • @vickiefisher6587
    @vickiefisher6587 3 года назад +1532

    Owen Wilson makes magic out of just about anything. Glad to see SNL is capable of an exceptional new Season.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +11

      Yeah. Last year's wasn't nearly as good as this, though you can probably chalk that up to 2020 being chaotic and the cast members and writers being affected by it.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 3 года назад +8

      At least they gave us this before we have to endure Kim K next week.

    • @lizannewhitlow1085
      @lizannewhitlow1085 3 года назад +2

      @@gllyflower She will likely surprise us all.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 3 года назад +5

      @@lizannewhitlow1085 Nah. I'll add though that I also don't like when they have athletes as well. 99% of them are wooden and terrible.

    • @vickiefisher6587
      @vickiefisher6587 3 года назад +2

      @@gllyflower Kim👍 LOVE Ye too. Love Kardashians & Kaitlyn Jenner. Eager to see what Kim brings…

  • @TheAguyer89
    @TheAguyer89 3 года назад +434

    The, "Carson Daly: Chicken Broth and Vodka" 🤣🤣

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 3 года назад +31

    An Indiana Jones with Owen Wilson as the star would actually be amazing. Just make it a similar character to him in Shanghai Noon and it'll be film of the year

  • @svenswwis436
    @svenswwis436 3 года назад +21

    " Your picture is on the wall". Eating the porter house Very SNL level comedy. Thumbs up to the writers and cast. and of course Owen Wilson

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 3 года назад +1278

    "they had us in the first half, not gonna lie,"

    • @Topic_____542
      @Topic_____542 3 года назад +1

      You're gonna battle, you're gonna fight, no matter what you're gonna be alright

    • @afkathisguy
      @afkathisguy 3 года назад +1

      I had like #888!

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 11 месяцев назад

      I thought it would end with him having some dirt on each of them to blackmale them into splitting the bill.

  • @ellalivingston3947
    @ellalivingston3947 3 года назад +563

    Actually loved the absurdity of this

  • @whatistau
    @whatistau 3 года назад +29

    Owen Wilson's delivery is legendary.

  • @ethancovaci9681
    @ethancovaci9681 3 года назад +61

    I love it when the villain doesn’t hesitate and just pulls the trigger 😂

  • @ifiwouldcouldyou
    @ifiwouldcouldyou 3 года назад +31

    "I'm a vegetarian"
    "A little too much information" hahah xD

  • @NtanielCarlin
    @NtanielCarlin 3 года назад +209

    Not hearing the audience laughter threw me off. I was like, “How is no one laughing, this is HILARIOUS??!!” Then I saw the comments lol 😂 I’m glad I’m not alone in loving this

    • @allyabernathy4098
      @allyabernathy4098 3 года назад +7

      it probably got cut for time

    • @WillowJordan1979
      @WillowJordan1979 3 года назад +7

      It says "cut for time", which means it was pre-filmed, but they didn't show it to the audience.

    • @alexwisniewski
      @alexwisniewski 3 года назад

      @@WillowJordan1979 That's not what that means.

  • @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
    @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 3 года назад +292

    That took a weird turn, after several weird turns.....

    • @mattlenardson6567
      @mattlenardson6567 3 года назад +7

      Haha yeah right but I was like so everyone was cool with Nazis on SNL but were upset about Pete Davidson as Dog the Bounty Hunter?

    • @econojon
      @econojon 3 года назад +5

      This has to be written on drugs.

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 3 года назад +4

      And it was still terminally unfunny

  • @atavanhalen50
    @atavanhalen50 2 года назад +17

    owen replying "a little too much information" when alex said he was a vegetarian is hilariously underrated

  • @shynecindy
    @shynecindy 3 года назад +5

    ‘Is no one else really blacking out right now?’ 😂 the fucking genius dodged the confrontation

  • @boy638
    @boy638 3 года назад +192

    Owen Wilson didn't say "wow" once in this episode.

  • @pcg13
    @pcg13 3 года назад +12

    When he gestures to Kenan after "Urkel??" was -- incredible. Just. Incredible.

    • @Avarcirith
      @Avarcirith 3 года назад +1

      I was chuckling along before that moment, but once it happened, I completely lost it.

  • @depalma13
    @depalma13 3 года назад +304

    And that's how Indianapolis's son, Fort Wayne Bones, inherited the family business.

    • @RossAllaire
      @RossAllaire 3 года назад +11

      And his son... Gary.

    • @ojtheaviator1795
      @ojtheaviator1795 3 года назад +1

      @@RossAllaire Mr West L. Bones doing the engineering for the expeditions

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 3 года назад +7

      He'll need some help from his Catholic brother South Bend Bones to find the map to the grail!

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 3 года назад +5

      The business Evansville Bones started with only $5 in his pocket. So inspirational.

    • @bryanross8857
      @bryanross8857 3 года назад +3

      @@hthumbs4072 I believe you are mistaken about who started the business. His name was Anderson Bones, and he got help from his sister, Muncie. (Evansville tried to sell them up the Ohio!).

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 3 года назад +78

    "We're still figuring it out."
    The same could be said for Peacock.

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 3 года назад +16

    I love that they played the actual Indiana Jones music while calling him Dr. Indianapolis Bones 😂

  • @beepboopbleep3695
    @beepboopbleep3695 3 года назад +96

    just obeying my thrist... f'ing owen wilson is a pro

  • @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd
    @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd 3 года назад +45

    love the turn this took. Not what I was expecting.

  • @barryallen1070
    @barryallen1070 3 года назад +1489

    Sometimes I know where the sketches are going but then sometimes the writers take a line of coke halfway through the script and do a 360 on the skit.
    Edit: geez 180 or 360 it doesn’t matter it’s not that deep get over it. 😂 just laugh and move along 😩😂

    • @dracox3108
      @dracox3108 3 года назад +61

      360 or 180?

    • @EdwardViaTomato
      @EdwardViaTomato 3 года назад +18

      @@dracox3108 1080*

    • @scottstewart5784
      @scottstewart5784 3 года назад +28

      @@EdwardViaTomato 1080/360=3, so they spun three times and kept going in the direction they started?

    • @HamEggNCheeseBiscuit
      @HamEggNCheeseBiscuit 3 года назад +51

      @@scottstewart5784 Yeah, but now they're a little dizzy so they're stumbling around

    • @EdwardViaTomato
      @EdwardViaTomato 3 года назад +5

      @@scottstewart5784 yes, is that not accurate to the skit?

  • @yello9403
    @yello9403 3 года назад +3

    2:58 “Dentist turned janitor turned influencer” 😂😂

  • @gavinives8760
    @gavinives8760 3 года назад +9

    I've totally been in this situation. Met a group of friends for drinks in a hotel bar some years ago. When we receieved the bill we discovered that one couple, who had left early to go home, had added their dinner to our tab. Needless to say they were never re-invited to join our evenings out.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 3 года назад +240

    Is Kyle Mooney ok? Why is he not in this Cut For Time sketch? Cut For Time is his speciality.

  • @JamesAreySeattle
    @JamesAreySeattle 3 года назад +42

    LOVE these weirdly arch high-concept filmed spots.

  • @rockyjforay
    @rockyjforay 3 года назад +93

    Amazon Prime: We’re still figuring it out.
    Me: Still trying to figure out this skit. 😂

    • @CarlHamlin
      @CarlHamlin 3 года назад +5

      You and me both, pal. What the hell did I just watch?

    • @mashadowell9144
      @mashadowell9144 3 года назад

      It’s saying that Amazon Prime is full of shit! And figuring their film programming TF out. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeberry2332
    @mikeberry2332 3 года назад +40

    Can't believe I have not seen this before. This is, hands down, one of the most brilliant SNL skits ever. Wonderful absurdist writing and performances. And proof why they need to retire the topical cold opens of late and do stuff like this instead.

  • @jbettar
    @jbettar 3 года назад +7

    “I was just obeying my thirst “ 😂😂😂 first line that had me rolling

  • @thegamingbros8031
    @thegamingbros8031 3 года назад +20

    Literally rewinded multiple times to “they wrote that on the bill” 😂😂

  • @jonyokoseb
    @jonyokoseb 3 года назад +23

    This reminds me of classic Monty Python sketches that start out one way and take a sharp turn, sometimes because they realize the whole thing is silly. LOVED it!

    • @mikesternmike
      @mikesternmike Год назад

      Python has a nuttiness that at least makes you laugh. Every SNL sketch is the same a group of people and the one guy who does different from the others. The same format in every sketch. I wouldn't mind if I was laughing but there's nothing to laugh about

  • @bobxoneill
    @bobxoneill 3 года назад +269

    An interest walk from "splitting the check" to the death of "Indianapolis Bones".
    In comedy writing, detailed setups that lead to a surprise denouement are called a "Jarvis street transfer", for the Chicago writer (Walter 'Rye' Schultz) who first used the device in Laurel & Hardy's classic "Esplanade of Romp".
    This film, which was shot on location in Chicago on the grounds of the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition, used writing styles like the "jarvis street transfer" to reinvent comedy.
    Our country's best comedy colleges (the best of which is SUNY HA!) were smart to make mastery of the "jarvis street transfer" required learning, and based on the quality of "Splitting the Check" SNL writer's clearly did not skip class to play hacky sack on the quad.

    • @turielie
      @turielie 3 года назад +27

      Some people are going to be all “nerd alert!” at this so I just wanted to jump in first and say - Thanks! TIL.

    • @ChantaBrite
      @ChantaBrite 3 года назад +5

      Is this true? Or are you having fun in the comments?

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 года назад +3

      Nothing makes comedy funnier than an idiot giving a completely unnecessary lengthy explanation of shit absolutely nobody needs to know about
      Also.
      If you go to a "comedy college* you will never make it in comedy

    • @bobxoneill
      @bobxoneill 3 года назад +43

      @@skankhunt-wy9wy i gave the abbreviated version of the story. I totally skipped over the jealous writing partner who claimed he was the Jarvis inventor...and I never mentioned anything about how Rye Schultz got so lost in Chinatown opium houses that he had to start over after losing all of his money to a dealer named Dante Rudd Mcgee. Dante's own story was cut short after a failed attempt at a leadership takeover.
      SNL paid tribute to this in their skit where that weak dealer played by Chris Redd tried to take over the drug empire run by Keenan.
      Sure you can laugh at the surface jokes...but comedy is so much funnier when you know the underlying stories used by today's comedy writers.
      Mikey Day's dissertation on Rye Schultz is required reading for any kid who is trying to make it in writing.

    • @dcrenshaw42
      @dcrenshaw42 3 года назад +3

      May the force be with you

  • @davemagick6739
    @davemagick6739 3 года назад +3

    “Just obeying my thirst.”

  • @voiceoverandmocapguy
    @voiceoverandmocapguy 2 года назад +10

    The lighting is insanely good in this. And yes so are the performers!

  • @robertm6946
    @robertm6946 3 года назад +161

    I feel like this was a subtle nod to Amazon completely destroying “Utopia” by killing off every likable character, almost immediately.

    • @adamouellette5971
      @adamouellette5971 3 года назад +13

      they destroyed it when they remade it. The original was perfect.

    • @diamondnova7598
      @diamondnova7598 3 года назад +1

      @@adamouellette5971what was the original?

    • @adamouellette5971
      @adamouellette5971 3 года назад +2

      @@diamondnova7598 ruclips.net/video/r3gxwIqqzB4/видео.html

    • @LSFD
      @LSFD 3 года назад

      If you have to explain it, means it ain't funny

    • @CrayCrayRae
      @CrayCrayRae 3 года назад

      Not even a spoiler alert? Disrespectful

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori 3 года назад +61

    So who's paying now?

  • @RealKorean
    @RealKorean 3 года назад +39

    This is true, always that one person who orders the most at the table

    • @TaraColquitt
      @TaraColquitt 3 года назад +12

      Yes, 35 years later I am still tramatized by the first time I went out with my co-workers and my $5 salad cost me $20. I was just out of college. lol

    • @Miketar2424
      @Miketar2424 3 года назад +4

      @@TaraColquitt I once paid about $80 for a ceasar salad, at a dinner where a couple of friends decided they liked oysters and bottles of vintage cabernet.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 3 года назад +3

      Worst ever to me, two guys ordered $60 cigars for themselves and made us split it.

    • @jazzfan7491
      @jazzfan7491 3 года назад +1

      @@TaraColquitt Salad lovers’ dilemma!

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 3 года назад +1

      The legit first thing I. Ake sure of once sitting down is how we are doing checks. Just have everyone pay for themselves or couples for couples. Is that so sophisticated ?!
      If someone finds themselves in that situation where they are about to have an 80 dollar salad, tell the waiter waitress to split your salad off on it's own. The rest of those clowns can have their own bill to pay.

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 3 года назад +12

    The pitch session for this had to be interesting. Either that or one of the more reliable SNL writers was just like ‘hey guys, I’ll have something for you by end of day,’ and everyone was like ‘cool.’

  • @shaynewhite1
    @shaynewhite1 3 года назад +8

    "You killed Dr. Bones in the first episode?!" Wow. Just wow.

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu 3 года назад +7

    I'm sitting in Denver's international Airport at 5:55AM laughing maniacally to myself. This is priceless.

    • @valerie2827
      @valerie2827 2 года назад +2

      That's weird. It wasn't THAT funny.

    • @tmclaughlin11
      @tmclaughlin11 Год назад +1

      Did you order a Cadillac Margarita? 😂

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 11 месяцев назад

      I wish I could be that easily amused. Life must be great?

  • @ATLsF1N3ST91
    @ATLsF1N3ST91 3 года назад +6

    "Hey, it's 5am somewhere!"
    Lmfaooooo

  • @paulwartenberg8479
    @paulwartenberg8479 3 года назад +22

    You know, Owen Wilson would make a decent secret agent Hames Fond.

  • @emmylene62
    @emmylene62 2 года назад +3

    “Hey, it’s 5am somewhere, right?”
    “AM??”
    2:24

  • @gwendolyn7462
    @gwendolyn7462 3 года назад +9

    you had me at "98 ounce Porterhouse Steak"---gotta try one of those

  • @MissieMarie
    @MissieMarie 3 года назад +45

    i got whiplash from that plot twist

  • @Gingerpanda25
    @Gingerpanda25 3 года назад +13

    Owen Wilson as Indiana Jones is freaking amazing 😂

  • @BennyT_3434
    @BennyT_3434 3 года назад +5

    Cecily's "there's a photo of you on the wall..." @1:12 was perfect!

  • @Flippirino
    @Flippirino 3 года назад +3

    "You killed Dr Indianapolis Bones in the first episode"
    Bloody brilliant

  • @tarsschley5771
    @tarsschley5771 Год назад +1

    Me: ordering soup and a tea
    Them: ordering steak, desert, 4drinks. Them “lets split the cheque.”
    Me: no.

  • @nauseaqueen
    @nauseaqueen 3 года назад +6

    There’s nothing SNL loves more than cutting the best sketch of the night…somebody get me in the dress rehearsal audience!!!

    • @newby777love2
      @newby777love2 3 года назад +2

      Exactly ! This was the best skit.

  • @Heljhammack
    @Heljhammack 3 года назад +10

    The funniest sketch in a while and they cut it! Classic SNL

  • @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory
    @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory 3 года назад +9

    Omg this made me absolutely crack up, the pacing was phenomenal...

  • @KellyNewman-z5r
    @KellyNewman-z5r 2 месяца назад +1

    Needs a HOA Condo .... poor Barbie 😅😂😂

  • @CodeGr88n
    @CodeGr88n 4 месяца назад

    1:45 i lost it at the DOZEN EGGS bahahhaa

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 3 года назад +258

    The new additions are very promising.

    • @nordmark16
      @nordmark16 3 года назад +17

      Yeah that guy really shot that gun well

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 3 года назад

      Nope, they have no presence

    • @dbadagna
      @dbadagna 3 года назад +3

      @@KitC916 Did you see the stool sample sketch??

    • @omargoshthatscool
      @omargoshthatscool 3 года назад +1

      Didn't like ol boy's Biden, but his Larry the Cable Guy was pretty frkn good.

    • @heatheraleo
      @heatheraleo 3 года назад

      @@dbadagna the girl was irritating. The whole lip thing. It's like she couldn't keep her tongue in her mouth.

  • @IAmAnnaish
    @IAmAnnaish 3 года назад +11

    Ok this was a great sketch!!! I like that it just went a completely different direction halfway through. This was a great first episode back of SNL :)

  • @traviswebb3532
    @traviswebb3532 3 года назад +31

    That was a nice little twist in the end. Lol great skit!

  • @moncreebrown948
    @moncreebrown948 4 месяца назад

    "Is anyone else really blacking out right now?" Freaking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hmmacaroni
    @Hmmacaroni 3 года назад +2

    When you're high and you see the movie title appear with the words "amazon prime" below and think, "wow I wanna see that movie" ...... Because your eyesight forgets about the SNL logo bottom right of screen.... Only to then snap out of it and recognize that you are watching an SNL skit and think "wow... Im high."
    Edit: wow.... I meant to say "prime video".... And not say but i mean .. I meant to type, "prime video" ....
    Wow

  • @kylesantos5536
    @kylesantos5536 3 года назад +5

    Owen Wilson as an Indians Jones type character is what we neeeed!

  • @tarzlegacy9446
    @tarzlegacy9446 3 года назад +5

    CECILY KILLS ME WHEN HER VOICE IS SHAKING, TRYING NOT TO LAUGH😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanthomasvancleve5552
    @ryanthomasvancleve5552 3 года назад +5

    This is funnier than the whole rest of the episode. What monster cut this?

  • @MrSoles
    @MrSoles 4 месяца назад +1

    "DOCTOR INDIANAPOLIS BONES" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @centauri8820
    @centauri8820 Год назад +4

    That's one thing I liked about Canada. Virtually all the restaurants use the same handheld system that by default splits the check to each individual and what they ordered automatically. They pass it around, you tap it with your card, done. You could even say hey, split this app between X and Y person, done, easy.

    • @Bree5three
      @Bree5three 11 месяцев назад

      Omg yes, my friend group just went some months back and that was so delightful, made things fair, and easier when you factor in conversion rates from CAD to USD.

  • @darkmarc
    @darkmarc 3 года назад +25

    "cut for time"...?
    So, they didn't air the best segment of the night? Figures.

  • @anthonyriche552
    @anthonyriche552 3 года назад +15

    Amazon ruined it! I wanted to see how much he was gonna pay.

  • @kievmiddeton2656
    @kievmiddeton2656 3 года назад +21

    Lol this was a well orchestrated sketch! 😂😂😂 loved the twist at the end.... very M. Night Shamalannana lol

  • @lindseyhendrix2405
    @lindseyhendrix2405 3 года назад +3

    “Bowl of Turkey chili with a rum floater” 💀

  • @timkluntz8362
    @timkluntz8362 3 года назад +4

    1:33 "5 shots of tequila, but leave them in the bathroom so my friends don't find out."?

  • @dialookknirdsbuper9679
    @dialookknirdsbuper9679 3 года назад +9

    Chicken broth and vodka. A 'Carson Daily.' Hilarious, and I'll have one.

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 3 года назад +1

      Hot or cold? With noodles?

  • @winninglane3671
    @winninglane3671 3 года назад +9

    So he got out of paying his part of the bill 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WillowJordan1979
    @WillowJordan1979 3 года назад +20

    It's not just Amazon Prime. Netflix's "The I-Land" gave away the big reveal in episode 3/7 and it was done by one character telling another the whole plot. Original series are a mixed bag across streaming services.

  • @jesser6229
    @jesser6229 Год назад +1

    the change of the aspect ratio to widescreen at 2:30 is so fire

  • @johnykilroy5521
    @johnykilroy5521 3 месяца назад

    To this day one of the funniest SNL clips EVER!!!

  • @designersaylor
    @designersaylor 3 года назад +4

    What an appetite from Lightning McQueen himself 😂

  • @logandefelice4234
    @logandefelice4234 3 года назад +8

    "the Carson Daly - chicken broth and vodka"

  • @avamcquillan1372
    @avamcquillan1372 3 года назад +6

    I love how chaotic this is

  • @mardisal1128
    @mardisal1128 3 года назад +1

    "Only on Amazon Prime. We're still figuring it out" was actually the funniest line there :D

  • @HellmanMatt
    @HellmanMatt 6 месяцев назад

    2:14 I literally just finished watching Big Fat Liar, that’s coincidental 😂

  • @hood6089
    @hood6089 3 года назад +39

    I don’t know if any Owen Wilson performances will ever top Wes Anderson Horror Movie.

    • @Sentientpotatoh
      @Sentientpotatoh 3 года назад +3

      One of my all time favorites

    • @guidoguido2245
      @guidoguido2245 3 года назад +5

      Ed Norton really delivered the best ever Owen Wilson performance.

    • @hood6089
      @hood6089 3 года назад +2

      @@guidoguido2245 shhhhh that’s Owen Wilson, we don’t want people to know