Dream Home Cousins - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 8 апр 2022
- Two cousins' (Jake Gyllenhaal, Mikey Day) plan for a couple's (Heidi Gardner, James Austin Johnson) dream home gets derailed.
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I love that the Cousins thing was not even the main point of the sketch
Right. Unlike the “Incest Brothers.” (Invest) 😂😂😂
@@LotsofLisa it's incest/invest twins.
You literally ruin the entire joke if you fuck up the name
Or the not gay shirts that you MUST wear when you're standing right next to each other lol
@@cherielowriehernandez6578 😂😂😂
@@nikkimiddlekillsday5161 or weird pants
The animation of the cat’s motorized stair chair absolutely killed me 😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂👏
Having the cat’s name be “Charles-David” for some reason made it even funnier
😹😹😹😹
@@alumpyhorse Ikr? Like he was her favorite son..
"Pat" was the most accurate representation of a quiet husband on a reality show I've ever seen. Absolutely uncanny
I love when there's one awkward spouse😂💀
*sketch comedy show
@@noahjohnson3370 Sketch is depicting a reality show.
Peachtree Office Supply Company does not want to keep giving office supplies to people to hurt our babies with you know. No office supplies left for that
beta male
Kate took the usual fussy old lady character and went a lot darker, LOL. Whoever wrote the line "she took your sweetness" should get a nice bonus from Lorne.
Hit her.
"I gave her my sweetness"
Also liked "make my dirt." Never heard that before, but has an authentic ring to it.
@@hd-xc2lz It's a bit classier than "make my mud".
@@davidz6156 And drier.
Moment of appreciation for the renders that the graphic design department did for all iterations of this poor compromised house.
I'm thinking this sketch was conceived by someone just browsing a free library of premade 3d objects. "What's this creepy duck thing? let's put 90 of them in a room"
@@cgonz8 The Sketchup 3D Library is full of horrors
@@cgonz8 If that's all they can afford.
No HGTV actually has a game called design home,so they used their tech. Alot of these skits are ads and product plugs.
@@helloitsme.5604 I would love you hear to talk about all the nonsensical conspiracies you have in your head
“Hit her”
*weak hand movement*
“Are you thinking about it?!”
Way funnier than it should've been
That was the best part for me. The delivery and reaction were flawless. 🤣🤣
I loved that. He was thinking about it.
Literally thought they were going for the “cousins that like each other a little too much” route, but this was so much better
Total curve ball im glad they didn't go that direction
Wonder if there's an original script or treatment for that.
well, they still like each other a little too much, but are behaving like the professional men they are to accomodate that beautiful cat.
*“The devils in the rafters”*
are wise words to live by.
As well as
*“perverts and tuggers want to see you make your dirt”*
No one wants to see you make your dirt
😂😂
"Hit er'".
I’m okay with rafters but I’d share Bea’s concerns about a glass bathroom tbh….you never know when perverts and tuggers are afoot.
@@elliot-sowdon 🤣 but remember "no one wants to see you make your dirt"
This is the best of the old lady characters Kate has played over the years. Just pure bile. And JAJ was fantastic as the beaten down son. The part where they argued over Heidi "taking his sweetness" ("I gave my sweetness") and when she demanded that he hit Heidi and him not sure whether to or not was all perfectly done.
"Are you thinking about it"?!
Thank God I wasn't drinking milk, milk would have been coming out of my nose!!!
This skit should come with a "Spew Warning".
“Making my dirt.” Dying!
Literally all my favorite parts 😂 well said!
That" Cat" tho😅
@@ROBYNMARKOW Soon as they showed the cat, I said a word. The word was me trying to say “oh fuck!” and “holy sh*t!” But, I don’t know what the word was though… that cat like thing glitched my brain.
Bea: “Hit her.”
Pat: “Mother no...”
Bea: “Hit her.”
Lillian: “Are you *thinking* about it?!”
Yep, those were the lines. Good job!
@@d_chatz8353
Bea: “Hit her.”
Pat: “Mother no...”
Bea: “Hit her.”
Lillian: “Are you thinking about it?!”
@@d_chatz8353 "I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit. I did not hit her, i did naaht."
@@c_rhino6238 good job quoting those lines. my closed captioning could've done the work, but I was too lazy to turn them on. do you work on saturdays? I need someone to follow me around the house narrating everything I do.
@@btr003 how much ypu paying?
Jake’s “… has also been compromised!” was delivered so well.
I know how she feels...
“You know them perverts and tuggers wanna see me make my dirt.”
And mad respect for the puppet creator who perfected Charles David (blind, entitled, obese, blissfully demented, etc.).
😂🤣😂
Sounds like my brother-in-law lmao
JAJ's portrayal of a repressed son/husband is sooo accurate🤣
I love that actor 🤓🤓
It couldn't possibly be more different from his Trump.
@@NVNCVL Yea ok.
@@Chrriekay907 she obv meant he is "similar too"
There is no way this guy can be typecast. He has range.
Whatever writer came up with Wise-quackers is a genius
Seriously, my elderly mother has nutcrackers of all sizes and way more than 90. It's creepy af.
@@carlathedestructor2454 what do you do with them?
@@Khronogi Someday, maybe a bonfire
@@BrBill At least save some for Christmas.
@@carlathedestructor2454how many and what sizes and what’s their country of origin?
Don’t burn them, please.
James Austin Johnson is CREEEPY good at every character, even the ones played mostly internally.
The mans an artist. Respect.
And that's why I (and most critics) favorably compare him to Darrell Hammond and Dana Carvey.
i love his impressions
I love that they put Bea's bed in between Lillian and Pat😂 perfect detail
Yes, I came here looking for this comment! The Devil is in the rafters...AND the details!!
Kate was made to play the elderly and Jake and Mikey legit look related here
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Let's face it. There was really only one choice of cast member to play crazy cat lady MIL! 😆
Perverts and tuggers wanna see me make my dirt lmaooo
Pretty sure it's in Kate's contract that she play cantankerous old women. And men, on occasion, since Kate is one of those actresses that can play men as well as women. And children. And creatures that aren't even human.
@@keizersoze1 I will forever be quoting this.
@@keizersoze1 the best line
This is what happened after the lesbian lady retired and sold the “Cats r’ Us” shelter…. Yikes.
"God the f***** cat"
"Whatjijyousa...?" 🤣🤣🤣
I screamed laughing at every second of that- to the awkward cousin hug in the beginning to him not being able to dent the wall with the sledgehammer.
Ow.
@@ChiliCheeseD0g 🤣💀💀
It wasn't that hysterical..
@@yummymami1 You’re a bore
I snorted at the cat's medical equipment :)
I gave...my sweetness 🤣 Also Bea's bed is in the middle. Mikey tries not to laugh at 3:02
"The devil's in the rafters." 🤣
This was pre-recorded, so Mikey's half smile was intentional.
I definitely expected the motorized stair lift to be for the mother. 😂
Ditto😂😂😂
The added twist that adds that perfect extra something, pure gold!!
Charles David 😂wth
But that would have been too predictable. Plus, the cat is sicker than the old lady, so it makes more sense.
Which made it hilarious to see it was for the cat.
The cat's name being Charles - David was the funniest part. Lmaooo
That medical equipment was insane!
"God, this f**kin' cat."
"Skinny Minnie can't cook." 😂😂
"skinny Minny can't cook".... all the solid gold savagery in this skit, but it was "Skinny Minny can't cook" that dragged me into a dark alleyway and beat my ass harder than my dad ever did.
I'm still waiting to meet on that can cook well lol
She said so little and so much at the same time 🤣😂😅
if she could cook, why's she so skinny?
You poor thing.
"☝🏾I GAVE my sweetness" 🤣🤣🤣
"Perverts and tuggers wanna see me make my dirt." I can't stop laughing. 😂😂
The yoga room filled with 90 wise quackers did me in.
Those wise quackers were seriously creepy.
It looked like more than ninety
The Godfatheresque music in the background was the final straw for me 😂
I don't think I've ever heard someone say "make my dirt" I'm dead lol.
"the devil's in the rafters" is one of the funniest things ive ever heard
😂
2:47 is my favorite part. Also, the cat is the best actor. He really captured the essence of Bea's line. It's like they're communicating telepathically.
That is NOT an olive green stove. It's Avocado!
😄
THANK YOU
But it's still from 1978, back when kitchens were ugly. James Lileks has a whole book and website on it.
Thaaanksss... 🙂
@@canaisyoung3601 hold onto your hat. Avocado is making a comeback!
Why oh WHY is there carpet in the bathroom?!? The details in this one are just too good! 🤣🤣🤣
A friend of mine was renting an apartment back in collage, the bathroom was carpeted. She kept having health issues, not feeling well, headaches, sniffles. She would come to work all congested. Start to feel better by the end of the shift. Then come back the next day feeling the same. Turns out it was the carpet in the bathroom, hiding mold growing. Finally made the connection when she would go home to visit family for a week and feel totally fine, then start to feel like crap soon as she got back to town. Carpeting is a bad idea for bathrooms, it hides issues you can't see. I believe it turned out to be a slow leak, getting into the padding below the carpet where she never felt it, ruined the floor underneath. Some landlord probably thought the carpeting was a brilliant way to cover up a floor in need of repairs
Oh my god, I didn't even notice the carpet!😂
My aging parents just replaced the carpet in their en suite bathroom with...another carpet.
I’ve been looking at houses to buy and most of then have a carpeted bathroom 🤮🤢
Shout to that adorable cat Charles-David, it was a quite a looker LMFAO. This would make an incredible show with the son, wife and mother in law. I could've watched another 25 min of this!
I’m pretty sure that’s already called “Everybody Loves Raymond.”
My actual live-in mother-in-law was so wary of "peepers" that she wouldn't even walk past our street-facing living room windows when they were uncovered. So this hits A LITTLE CLOSE SNL.
How did you stand it? We currently have two impossible mothers-in-law, both of whom would love to move in with us. So, my husband flat-out told my mother that if she moved in, he'd be moving out (and though we haven't discussed it with her there's no way either of us are living with his awful mother). Luckily, my mother can afford to live on her own with help. As for my m-i-l, she doesn't even understand that she didn't raise her kids (her own now-dead mom did everything before the kids left for college... which they paid for themselves with financial aid & loans; my inlaws were useless & didn't help at all). My m-i-l thinks that she should move in bc her own mother lived with her family (ignoring the fact that her mother was helpful while she herself is not: we're already supporting her financially & thanks to her stroke she can't be trusted to look after children).
Lol My friends sister was on meth really bad and she had the same issue...she told me her sister would literally do the army crawl to get past the windows🤦🏾♀️ She has MANY crazy stories of her sister during those times lol
Wait, why does my grandma actually have 40 terrifying black and white pictures of her ancestors on the wall like that 😭 truly horrifying
So does my Mom..and she's from Salem, MA. Thank heavens I'm adopted..and that we're estranged (they're f*ckin' spooky, y'all)
🤭😉🤣
@@devinromans9553 lol yeah so many people don't know that and think people were just mean and angry in those days. It's like ok you try holding a smile for 15+ minutes and we'll see if any of your pictures look any different.
My MIL has a whole room dedicated to hers. Her kids and all of her grandkids refuse to even go near that room haha
Back when men were men...
My grandparents had a couple victorian era family photos in their bedroom too. My aunt took them down after they died...I should ask where they are and put them in my room.
“Skinny Minnie can’t cook…” With almost no lip movement.
There's a non-zero chance the main script-writer on this skit put the house together in The Sims and made screenshots as proof of concept when they pitched this
i promise you the graphics dept at SNL knows how to use actual CAD software
@@dustyoldhat Okay, but the Sims theory is still on the table, if only because The Sims is cheaper to download.
As a person who has had to buy 2 washers and a dryer in the last five years, I would 100% take old olive green appliances as long as they last. 😂
Yas!!
Jakes face from 2:03 to 2:08 had me dying lmao
He looks insane lol
For a regular looking semi-doofy guy,, Jake looked super handsome wearing that suit.
Quiet and milquetoast is exactly what the husbands on these shows are always like lmao
Clearly being on the show tends to be the wife's idea.
There is a super demanding husband and a ridiculously compliant wife on the latest episode of Build It Forward. First time I've ever seen that. He was so annoying I almost stopped watching.
His famy had given him a well-earned nickname... Picky Nicky.
There's also the obviously closeted-gay husband.
1:15 Hilarious that cat has it's own CT scan 🤣😂😅
Lucky kitty! Next, sleeping quarters for the on site vet.
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2:16 Omg the animation on Charles David’s motorized stare chair 😂🤣
I’ve never seen so many hit skit’s in one show, tonight’s episode is absolutely brilliant 🥰😍❤️
Yes!!!
I was just thinking that too
Now this skit is funny
I think we watched a different show
See Lorne? You don’t really need to hire writers, the recycling plan is working fine
I was couldn’t stop laughing at JAJ and Kate😂😂😂. This was the best skit of the night.
I woke my husband up laughing… we’re in bed, he’s snoring and I spit laughed! He stopped snoring for a minute! Great skit.
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Kate McKinnon will forever be the best old cat lady... ever. 😽
Milktoast husband and Nana needs to be a reoccurring character! haa
"You know those pervs and tuggers want to see me make my dirt"...holy cr*p-a-doodle, Kate! 🤭🤣😭😭
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I love Charles-David’s silent meow at 2:08 😂
I’ve watched the bathroom part 10 times and just realized that there’s carpet in Bea’s design!
i love that there are subtitles for her despite her speaking english
This made me laugh out loud, but I'm so angry on Lillian's behalf. So, so angry. She didn't deserve all that.
That cat was amazing! We need more sketches with that cat!!!!!
That's Charles-David!!!
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Jake nailed this so well its killing me! I was looking at him constantly with that goofy as smirk he was doing!
I am dying of laughter... haha The way that Bea speaks. And Charles Davis is ridiculous!! Why does he have a full Hospital with MRI needs....💀😂🤣😂💀😂
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when the in-law has absolute control lol 😂
"My husband collects leaves and reviews butterflies on Yelp, and I tutor baby goats and collect gravel. Our budget for this remodel is $495,000.“
LOL.... what?!?!??!?
Sounds accurate
So one collects leaves and one collects gravel?
I thought Heidi was gonna break when Kate talked about "making her dirt".😂
Also love the “Nana knows best” cross stitch sign above the toilet just after Bea’s input is revealed
Come on Lorne. Give the people what they want --- a Charles-David movie!
Yesss!! 😺
"I know you took his sweetness" LMAO I had to pause
Charles-David is the official successor to Toonces The Cat.
It reminded me of the old dog from the skit with Kenan as half of the gay couple that go to great lengths to keep the dog alive
@@jenniferp1917 You're too young remember Toonces if your go-to is a Kenan sketch
@@dustyoldhat No, I had already bought my first house by the time Toonces made his first appearance.
What has that to do with the fact that I saw the obvious parallels between old Charles David and his massive amounts of medical equipment taking over the house, and "Pierce and Leonard's" ancient old dog kept alive by "hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical procedures"?
@@jenniferp1917 congrats on your googling ability Jen
I know she took your sweetness... 🤣🤣
Shout out to the animator who made 90 yoga studio ducks.
OMG, this is so hilariously accurate with how some mothers act toward a son and his wife. Those moms always try to take over when moving in someone else's house. The overburdened care of the old cat is spot on as well. *Deep sigh* Dreading the day my mom moves in. I can't let it be like this.
Yeah, my mil is the same way. Anytime she has come over temporarily and spent the night, she wants to take over. I already told my husband that when the day comes he can just move in with her in her house, and take care of her. You can't have 2 queens in one house. 🏠
tell the old b!tch to apply for public housing
@Roman Catholic
Look man. I am all about the red pill. Is divorce unfair for men? Yes. Do modern women love opportunistically? Absolutely. Do many average looking women have ridiculous standards for men? Yes. But you can't be a grown man with your own place and have your mom live with you. It makes you look like a mama's boy. How would you like it if your wife demanded that your father in law move into YOUR house? Yes people should talk to their parents. But you also got to be an adult
hard pass on relatives moving in unless i love them to pieces. that's a boundary you draw hard and early in a relationship
Not all MILs are like that! I do my best to adapt to the household. And I don’t take sides!
Took your sweetness...make my dirt...devil's in the rafters...excellent writing 😆 🤣
1:25 😆 that subtle "what'd you say?"
Is there a character Kate cannot play? I say no. Heidi is just plain awesome in this skit. Everyone in the skit is super entertaining. Love it
It was really well done
At 4:06 ... oh my god, Kate is petting her cat while giving the command ... I can't even ...
I have watched this soo many times and I laugh out loud every single time. Funniest skit in a long time!
Love how their portraying the property brothers on TLC!! Couldn’t stop laughing
“Perverts and tuggers wanna see me make my dirt” 💯💯💯
Not gonna lie, this made me mad in real life.
Yeah. I hate that character. Evil MIL. Kate did an amazing job bringing a horrible human being to life.
Seriously! I was legit getting pissed. lol
As a cat person, I cackled at the cats medical equipment 😂😂😂😂
This sketch is literal gold in my opinion
Stole your sweetness. Peepers and Tuggers. Kate got the best lines.
" . . . Hit her"
That's all it took! 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like her mother in law Bea needs to be paying for the house, not Lillian! All those changes are ridiculous! Lol 😂 😂
Facts imma new her to break off some of that social security check lol
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
"I _gave..._ my sweetness."
I literally cringed. He plays that part beautifully.
Kate almost always somehow gets a cat into a skit!
No one can do Creepy Old Lady like Kate lol
All of the skits have good energy, Guest host really contributed To the whole show
Everyone should watch this sketch before getting married 😄😄
as some one who is as obssed with the property brothers as i am i must say not only did i die laughing i also couldn't stop laughing at the very very accurate portraly gonna show my grandma this clip when we have our next watch night!
This was so uncomfortable to watch, and yet so funny at the same time. Well done!
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This was actually great. Love the graphics --- and Kate just kills. Hilarious!
😆Haha that beautiful house turned into a Hospice care for elderly cats.🐈🐾
Can't stop laughing that f@%#king cat😅🤣
Kate McKinnon stole the show as Bea:
That was when men were men😂
Most ironic line of the sketch. Because her son is not a man.
"Bea was very concerned with peepers invading your privacy, which took the bathroom window count down from six to NO WINDOWS"
I almost made dirt in my pants laughing at this! "perverts and tuggers" LOLOLOLOLOL
The “husband” is spot on and hilarious lmfao
When the old timey gangster ducks dropped into the yoga studio I lost it
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Why would she agree to this marriage after meeting the mother in law?😅
"I know she took your sweetness before your wedding night..." ROTFL :)
The husband is literally my cousin. Exactly how he behaves.
LMAO
Has he given his sweetness away yet?
@@richardjames1812 they have two kids so at least twice
@@ShellyManne1 Maybe a paternity test is in order
Proof that SNL can still churn out some quality sketches sometimes
And that's why I still watch the show, despite the ups and downs (also American Dad). Meanwhile, The Simpsons and Family Guy are still going, but haven't been worth watching in years.
If I were to show someone my sense of humor in one video: It would be this.
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Give Lillian the sledgehammer. She’ll get through the wall in 2 seconds after all that
It would have been great if there had been a Ryan Gosling cameo where he reprises his role from the Fliplets and causes chaos with his rants.