The Great Subway Jalapeño Scandal

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    this is a video about how subway needs to fix their stupid jalepeno situation.
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @sean6506
    @sean6506 5 лет назад +21947

    Why is this nurse yelling at me about jalapeños?

  • @freezybean3350
    @freezybean3350 5 лет назад +16332

    I legit first thought he ordered sandwiches with ONLY jalapenos. Nothing else lol.

  • @lexippgr
    @lexippgr 5 лет назад +2841

    i work at jersey mikes and some guy walked in and said “ have you guys heard about the great subway jalapeño scandal” and i am realizing now he was referencing this video lmfao

    • @stevencamacho6474
      @stevencamacho6474 5 лет назад +57

      i worked at Jersey mikes for 2 years and have never been told about this. our cans of jalapenos have so many stems

    • @lexippgr
      @lexippgr 5 лет назад +22

      i know when he first said it i was so confused because i hadnt heard about it and he literally said the title of this video but now that i think we have some stems too

    • @DonC23
      @DonC23 5 лет назад +4

      @@lexippgr Shore points club represent!! we eatin #99's all day

    • @Space_CowboyHD
      @Space_CowboyHD 5 лет назад +8

      I can’t read “Jersey Mike’s” without thinking about the RTAA bit

    • @Space_CowboyHD
      @Space_CowboyHD 5 лет назад +6

      Zackie idk man, it’s plausible, not exactly a “and then the whole train clapped” kinda story.

  • @PointB1ank
    @PointB1ank 3 года назад +4137

    I worked at a subway: the workers aren't cutting the jalapenos, they come pre-cut in bags. So, it makes sense they would all have similar number of stems. Gus needs to get his hands on one of the bags of them and see what percent are stems.

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 3 года назад +150

      Pre-cut? What kind of lazy trash corner-cutting junk fast food is Subway?
      It takes like 5 seconds to cut them, and they'll taste much better.

    • @PointB1ank
      @PointB1ank 3 года назад +316

      @@MrLoowiz pretty much everything from subway came pre-cut in bags. Slicing the tomatoes and baking the frozen bread were basically the only prep we had to do. Maybe bell papers too. I never worked morning shift though so I never really made anything besides bread.

    • @nbeliebt8126
      @nbeliebt8126 3 года назад +182

      @@MrLoowiz i mean it's fast food, what did u expect.

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 3 года назад +29

      @@nbeliebt8126 There are standards, even for fast food.

    • @ocean7849
      @ocean7849 3 года назад +118

      @@MrLoowiz no. There is fast food and "fast food". Mcdonalds, Burger King, KFC, Subway etc. make "fast food". Mass production of burgers to get money. Then there is fast food, stuff you can get at the local burger restaurant, or make at home

  • @decinarxna3247
    @decinarxna3247 4 года назад +7120

    Going to four different subways, ordering five sandwiches at each. I think I read about you back in math class.

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 5 лет назад +1684

    "sandwich seven i'm in heaven, nevermind here's a rind" might be one of the greatest lyrical compositions i've ever heard

  • @jaygolden1885
    @jaygolden1885 4 года назад +4309

    By my math, if he was a junior in 2013, then now he's in his 6th year of higher education, getting his masters in STEM research.

    • @smlhkim
      @smlhkim 4 года назад +95

      I would argue that this is doctoral level research here

    • @spargruff5109
      @spargruff5109 4 года назад +29

      There was actually 53 stems

    • @That_Guy844
      @That_Guy844 3 года назад +4

      Interesting

    • @crushreplayz8398
      @crushreplayz8398 3 года назад +4

      Bad joke

    • @Dragon15609
      @Dragon15609 3 года назад +6

      He got held back 7 years

  • @RobertW1990
    @RobertW1990 3 года назад +1232

    How much you want to bet a Subway executive ends up watching this and the only thing they end up saying. "They are putting way to many jalapeños on those sandwiches, that's a waste of valuable ingredients". Completely ignoring the Stem issue.

    • @ReffaDay
      @ReffaDay 3 года назад +79

      When I worked at a subway I got in trouble by the inspector for putting 10 jalapenos and 5 tomato's on a footlong, I looked at her and laughed.

    • @drewglue
      @drewglue 3 года назад +4

      @@ReffaDay dead ass truth haha

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 года назад +2

      @@ReffaDay what do you mean? Whats the correct amount?

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 года назад +27

      @@dwad8710 6 or 7 stems you mean, right?

    • @nuhunla1930
      @nuhunla1930 3 года назад +1

      Not a lot.

  • @ClayKimball
    @ClayKimball 5 лет назад +2200

    Gus, get a job at Subway and check it out. Time to go undercover.

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 5 лет назад +10

      He got the same amount of stems by making the sandwiches at home (reference to one of his other videos)

    • @cjro71
      @cjro71 5 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure he used to work at a subway

    • @badwolfo2585
      @badwolfo2585 5 лет назад +4

      Just ask theodd1sout

    • @earlg925
      @earlg925 5 лет назад

      Do it

    • @edwardcook7568
      @edwardcook7568 5 лет назад

      @@Sirdeathvids lmao ik what u referencing ye mann

  • @Akrawczyk95
    @Akrawczyk95 5 лет назад +2620

    I worked at subway. The jalapeños are not fresh. They come in bags that get drained and dumped in the container. Hella stems my guy

    • @videogameriss
      @videogameriss 5 лет назад +29

      Can confirm.

    • @TheDictismiT
      @TheDictismiT 5 лет назад +50

      Gus used to work at Subway aswell soooooo...

    • @badluck4698
      @badluck4698 5 лет назад +74

      I worked there too for a year, I'm surprised people didn't pick them out like I did. Do people do the same with tomatoes??

    • @matthewlmo3873
      @matthewlmo3873 5 лет назад +22

      i work there too n the bread is frozen sticks that we thaw out then bake 🤢

    • @peenprincess
      @peenprincess 5 лет назад +39

      Dictismit then I’m surprised he thinks the employees cut them themselves lmao 1) they’re clearly pickled which is why they’re wet and 2) that would be extremely time consuming considering how many containers of jalapeños are used every day. sometimes we’d go through like 4 or 6 cambros of jalapeños in a shift. that’s gotta he at least 100 jalapeños, no one has time for that. The pickles aren’t fresh either, neither are the banana peppers lol

  • @lee-kx4mj
    @lee-kx4mj 5 лет назад +1052

    'sandwich seven im in heaven, never mind here's a rind' ...those lyrics changed my life

    • @Bonk_Co
      @Bonk_Co 5 лет назад +3

      Why is it when I began reading this the part where Gus says this was playing

    • @lee-kx4mj
      @lee-kx4mj 5 лет назад +3

      a dove that wants to become president bc magic

    • @michaelkeating9624
      @michaelkeating9624 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bonk_Co shit, that exact same thing happened to me just now 😂

    • @inkyinc.9666
      @inkyinc.9666 5 лет назад +1

      a dove that wants to become president same

  • @henrypelmas4881
    @henrypelmas4881 3 года назад +275

    I'm very proud to say that I work at a pizza place in Massachusetts where we have jalapeños as an option and thanks to this video I consciously avoid the stems whenever I put jalapeños or banana peppers on a pizza. I'm doing my part!

  • @emma-dv8jr
    @emma-dv8jr 5 лет назад +2034

    i’m so desensitized to everything gus does that i also didn’t realize he was wearing scrubs lmao

    • @zaradox
      @zaradox 5 лет назад +1

      emma, hello there

    • @tombax1653
      @tombax1653 5 лет назад +8

      Holy shit you're right

    • @Erikai_
      @Erikai_ 5 лет назад +2

      Same yeet

    • @brendantunks8932
      @brendantunks8932 5 лет назад +6

      I read this comment and still somehow forgot for half the video and got surprised again

    • @freddymegax4481
      @freddymegax4481 5 лет назад

      SAME

  • @tea-jn4wc
    @tea-jn4wc 5 лет назад +4149

    Gus buying all those sandwiches are like the people in math problems.

    • @smp2
      @smp2 5 лет назад +200

      If Gus buys 20 sandwiches from 5 different restaurants, and 5% of his sandwiches do not have stems in them, how many edible sandwiches does Gus Johnson have?

    • @ThunderStar1998
      @ThunderStar1998 5 лет назад +2

      Colored Skies 😂

    • @frogdan
      @frogdan 5 лет назад +33

      @@smp2 Well he removed all the stems, so 20.

    • @prezadent1
      @prezadent1 5 лет назад +31

      @@smp2 "If Gus buys 20 sandwiches from 5 different restaurants"
      Thats 100 sandwiches ya' know?

    • @amarimoreland1575
      @amarimoreland1575 5 лет назад +5

      smp2 20x5=100 so 5 sandwiches

  • @greatmaddyave
    @greatmaddyave 4 года назад +2727

    This is the best piece of journalism of our generation.

    • @connorkarrassack4072
      @connorkarrassack4072 4 года назад +19

      He is yet to be assassinated by the cia

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 3 года назад +10

      Its because he actually did the research

    • @Hunta-Wunta
      @Hunta-Wunta 3 года назад +8

      1:17 this is why he’s demonized 😂

    • @themans134
      @themans134 3 года назад +1

      Better than game journalism

  • @tod_5230
    @tod_5230 3 года назад +519

    Hey Subway employee here, I know I'm late, but figured I'd put my two cents in. At least where I work, the peppers come pre cut, and are dumped into metal tins, we typically don't notice them then. But on the line, we literally grab them with our hands, and myself as well as everyone I work with, if we grab a stem from a hot pepper, or even a banana pepper, we throw them out and continue making the sub. Just wanted people to know that not every Subway employee is incompetent.

    • @ckannan90
      @ckannan90 3 года назад +48

      To be fair, it's not really your fault if it's precut. The easiest step of the process to cut out stems is when cutting the jalapeno. Once it's mixed up, how are you supposed to find it

    • @darrengarcia4937
      @darrengarcia4937 3 года назад +1

      @@ckannan90 uh you look at them kinda like how gus did?

    • @xxgremlinsxx
      @xxgremlinsxx 3 года назад +51

      @@darrengarcia4937 Man when you're working a minimum wage job 8 hours a day every day it's hard to be fully focused on every one

    • @Memnon45
      @Memnon45 3 года назад +3

      You're doing the Lord's work.

    • @rainjayriots
      @rainjayriots 3 года назад +23

      @@darrengarcia4937 as an ex-subway employee who does not eat hot peppers... I had NO idea that this was even an issue. I didn't know what the stems of jalapenos looked like, and I was NOT getting paid enough to learn. That's not my job - I did however cut tomatoes, and while cutting them was taught to remove the end pieces. Just like the jalapeno supplier should have been doing.

  • @sebastiancortxs
    @sebastiancortxs 5 лет назад +2606

    I feel like I’m watching one of those shows Rick & Morty watched on the multi dimensional tv

  • @Lndo-sh1xl
    @Lndo-sh1xl 5 лет назад +1874

    Is it just me or does Gus Johnson kinda look like a younger and more energetic Dr. Phil

  • @lejaarmy
    @lejaarmy 5 лет назад +731

    They followed your tutorial on how to make a subway sandwich

  • @Dungeons_and_Tacos
    @Dungeons_and_Tacos 3 года назад +255

    Subway: We are incredibly sorry and we will make sure that this never happens again. Not a single sandwich should be without stem.

    • @kat3217
      @kat3217 3 года назад +2

      WITHOUT stem?

    • @Dungeons_and_Tacos
      @Dungeons_and_Tacos 3 года назад +19

      @@kat3217 Exactly, we here at Subway want to make sure everyone gets their stem

  • @kerstinnilsson9968
    @kerstinnilsson9968 4 года назад +2149

    I got a jalapeño stem in my sandwich once and I didn’t even ask for jalapeños...it all makes sense now..

  • @kheuzi6558
    @kheuzi6558 5 лет назад +1275

    I worked at subway, we don't cut the jalapenos they come in a bag from the subway company, I used to throw away the stems as I put jalapenos on the sandwich

    • @SuperMysteryboi
      @SuperMysteryboi 5 лет назад +149

      Good man

    • @abbadef
      @abbadef 5 лет назад +155

      You're doing God's work, my friend.

    • @heather9206
      @heather9206 5 лет назад +31

      Good for you for real

    • @crudleydrawn
      @crudleydrawn 5 лет назад +63

      thank you for your service

    • @Mallerino
      @Mallerino 5 лет назад +26

      A true hero you are!

  • @biryanibro
    @biryanibro 4 года назад +3792

    Camera: stops
    Gus: throws away all sandwiches, eats stems

  • @upgx1
    @upgx1 3 года назад +127

    "number 7 im in heaven
    never mind heres a rind"
    "here comes number 8 right out of the gate
    its the stuff we hate"
    i love it

  • @softstar5375
    @softstar5375 5 лет назад +1445

    "Sandwich seven I'm heaven
    nevermind here's a rind"
    subscribed

  • @tr6524
    @tr6524 4 года назад +1745

    This is like a conspiracy theorist's fever dream but it turns out their theory was right and no one listened until it was too late.

    • @rowanatkinsonn
      @rowanatkinsonn 4 года назад +2

      420 likes

    • @Catnico
      @Catnico 4 года назад

      999 likes but I kinda wanna keep it that way hahah

    • @maxkuchlein173
      @maxkuchlein173 4 года назад

      1.2k likes and ism the third comment tf

    • @absolutebastardhours4404
      @absolutebastardhours4404 4 года назад +1

      1.6k likes - 4 comments - I guess this comment is not very good for reactions.

    • @joshhiroti
      @joshhiroti 4 года назад

      far too late

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +5933

    “sandwich 7, i’m in heaven, never mind, here’s a rind.”
    *b a r s*

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 5 лет назад +134

      "Here comes number eight, right out the gate - it's the stuff we hate."

    • @sovietpropaganda8517
      @sovietpropaganda8517 5 лет назад +58

      number nine, tastes kind of fine, but to define, these stems wont get out my mind

    • @sovietpropaganda8517
      @sovietpropaganda8517 5 лет назад +27

      oh wait shit we werent making these up uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets change the subject how do you guys like the democratic party

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 5 лет назад +2

      BigBuster Bartholowmew lmao

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 5 лет назад +3

      BigBuster Bartholowmew i liked yours though 👌
      Good rhymes my friend

  • @jookie4207
    @jookie4207 3 года назад +446

    Actually it’s 53 stems in total. I can’t believe you would lie to us like this Gus

    • @natemillertime26
      @natemillertime26 3 года назад +16

      I’m happy someone else noticed he added wrong 😂

    • @Yang-ob4lk
      @Yang-ob4lk 3 года назад +16

      Sick, Gus has been bought by the Subway-Stem-Complex

    • @marekkrol8057
      @marekkrol8057 3 года назад

      I was thinking that it was wrong

    • @dailymemes3758
      @dailymemes3758 3 года назад

      He counted right tho...

    • @marekkrol8057
      @marekkrol8057 3 года назад +2

      @@dailymemes3758 count again

  • @vipa1737
    @vipa1737 5 лет назад +4468

    Hi Subway here. So to clarify, you want us to cut off the stem, and put only the stems back on your sandwich?

    • @saintazepam
      @saintazepam 5 лет назад +489

      No you got it wrong, he wants you to abolish sandwiches entirely and serve exclusively stems on a plate

    • @lorengarms9836
      @lorengarms9836 5 лет назад +39

      Yeah what he said

    • @paige2597
      @paige2597 5 лет назад +171

      @@saintazepam nah nah you misheard him he just wants you to dump the stems straight into his mouth you dont need the plate

    • @zachmcivor8153
      @zachmcivor8153 5 лет назад +111

      Paige Got it wrong again, he wants you to liquify the stems and inject them directly into his bloodstream, no mouth required

    • @doctapeppur1900
      @doctapeppur1900 5 лет назад +3

      thousand like

  • @barillium9135
    @barillium9135 5 лет назад +2483

    At first I thought gus was buying sandwiches with only jalapeños on them

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 5 лет назад +95

      Glad I'm on the only one who heard it that way

    • @josiahconnell6655
      @josiahconnell6655 5 лет назад +14

      I wish that’s what it was

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @AmolLusk
      @AmolLusk 5 лет назад +3

      This Gus thing.

    • @tbhidk9378
      @tbhidk9378 5 лет назад +26

      "Can I get 5 footlongs with Jalepenos only" wtf 1:45 Yup "just" jalepenos on each sandwich

  • @JIPunisherIL
    @JIPunisherIL 5 лет назад +3398

    Stem doesn't sound like a real word to me anymore.

  • @deltadeath05
    @deltadeath05 3 года назад +19

    “Don’t look that up”
    “Thats a Danny quote”
    I love that some of my favorite creators are familiar with each other and are friends.

  • @daddyjoespizza7809
    @daddyjoespizza7809 5 лет назад +921

    *"instances of bullshit"* I really love that phrase.

    • @lendaryreviews
      @lendaryreviews 5 лет назад +2

      It's almost like the law made this

    • @urtisk4288
      @urtisk4288 5 лет назад +3

      Profoundly scientific verbiage

    • @Rybroe
      @Rybroe 5 лет назад +1

      Im Telling mommy

    • @daddyjoespizza7809
      @daddyjoespizza7809 5 лет назад

      Oh yikes the most likes ive ever gotten on a comment before this was like 60

  • @dare7878
    @dare7878 4 года назад +3005

    "To prove I'm not crazy..." *proceeds to buy $150 of sandwiches*

    • @buurk
      @buurk 4 года назад +4

      Ÿê

    • @-Jamie-3410
      @-Jamie-3410 4 года назад +11

      Umm it's actually $132 in sandwiches >:)))))))))))))

    • @p0xygen
      @p0xygen 4 года назад

      @@-Jamie-3410 ummm it actually depends on your location

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 4 года назад +5

      @@p0xygen yeah but he outright said $132 dollars in the video

    • @p0xygen
      @p0xygen 4 года назад

      @@dinkules ik I wasn't saying that it's wrong lol

  • @alixruth
    @alixruth 5 лет назад +496

    gus you are now the guy from my middle school math problems.

  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 3 года назад +90

    "I just realized you were wearing a doctors outfit that is how fucked this is"
    -Eddy

  • @MrTempestilence
    @MrTempestilence 5 лет назад +1609

    local man rants about sandwichs for 12 minutes

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 5 лет назад +15

      More at 6

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +11

      People hated him because he spoke the truth

    • @nateharvey1300
      @nateharvey1300 5 лет назад

      Hey, that’s double his previous record

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 5 лет назад

      I think Gus saw idubbbz burrito video and decided to flex

    • @prophetofbeans6781
      @prophetofbeans6781 5 лет назад +1

      Dressed as a CNA. complete with gloves and low empathy

  • @bndawg2000
    @bndawg2000 5 лет назад +813

    My conspiracy theory is that Gus just made this video so he could have a stockpile of 20 non-stem sandwiches to eat later.

    • @BenStark22
      @BenStark22 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @LandonRockTech
      @LandonRockTech 5 лет назад +2

      Big brain

    • @mroviz2646
      @mroviz2646 5 лет назад +32

      Or he's actually a big fan of stems and he will eat all these stems like some kind of snack

    • @canyouthinkof1939
      @canyouthinkof1939 5 лет назад +13

      He decided to get 20 sandwiches and unstem them but also thought why don’t I make a video of this and make the money back and get lunch without stems.

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 5 лет назад

      Canyouthinkof 1 mayhaps 🤔

  • @ievalesent
    @ievalesent 4 года назад +3292

    As a subway employee I throw the stems away because they're ridiculous.

    • @ievalesent
      @ievalesent 4 года назад +167

      @@JP-ei7mo thanks but seriously what is subway doing

    • @altonchaney1077
      @altonchaney1077 4 года назад +32

      your a saint

    • @trustycarrot9940
      @trustycarrot9940 4 года назад +81

      I also work at subway and do the exact same thing

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +82

      @@ievalesent Probably buying cheap bags of peppers that don't have this stuff removed. That gets dumped into a tray where an employee who may be in a rush is going to just grab it and put it on the sub.

    • @ievalesent
      @ievalesent 4 года назад +46

      @@DriscolDevil it's dumped into a cambreo and yes that's exactly what happens

  • @bracerbd3224
    @bracerbd3224 3 года назад +78

    Infiltrated subway just for this video. Jalapenos come in a bag and are already cut. But I always man sure to take out the stems just for you Gus😘

  • @michelledelkel
    @michelledelkel 5 лет назад +1027

    I thought my boyfriend was being dramatic about the stems, but this is some solid science.

    • @paxbrickz8563
      @paxbrickz8563 5 лет назад +1

      keep the likes 420?

    • @SuperTacoWaffles
      @SuperTacoWaffles 5 лет назад +2

      @@paxbrickz8563 You can't tell us what to do.

    • @SorryMcMorrow
      @SorryMcMorrow 5 лет назад +2

      Keep the likes 911. Jet fuel can't melt jalapeño stems.

    • @SuperTacoWaffles
      @SuperTacoWaffles 5 лет назад

      @@SorryMcMorrow Bruh I ain't gonna unlike anyone's comment for the some old joke/tragedy.

    • @MoooseBlood
      @MoooseBlood 5 лет назад +1

      Next time your boyfriend expresses concern about something how about you believe him instead of minimizing his concerns, for fucks sake Michelle.

  • @pwedibuscus
    @pwedibuscus 5 лет назад +112

    This is the hard hitting journalism this country needs.

  • @maxvanderspek3434
    @maxvanderspek3434 5 лет назад +1047

    I work at a subway as a weekend job, the peppers aren't cut by the employees, the come pre cut in a large bag. Also if you only ask for jalepenos it is highly likely that they will put on some more than usual.
    But i agree there shouldn't be any stems in there and when i see one while making someones sandwich ill instead throw it away.

    • @thisguyknows3575
      @thisguyknows3575 5 лет назад +174

      max spek it’s men like you that have the power to change the world. One. Subway. Sandwich. At. A. Time. Thank you for your service sir.

    • @2wheeleddemon999
      @2wheeleddemon999 5 лет назад +68

      Not all heroes wear a cape.

    • @accelmemory
      @accelmemory 5 лет назад +11

      What a great guy

    • @SirRichard94
      @SirRichard94 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah it's not from the employees obviously who'd think that? That's why he did 4 different subways to show its a company policy or a supplier problem (which is probably subway themselves)

    • @shirinf333
      @shirinf333 5 лет назад +11

      Thank you for doing God's work

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +35

    I love all of Sabrina's reactions from behind the camera.

  • @truecrimeradio1488
    @truecrimeradio1488 5 лет назад +1782

    I can't tell if Gus is secretly sponsored by Subway or wants to completely destroy their establishment...

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 5 лет назад +73

      Oh he definitely hates them. Only pure hatred is capable of this amount of tedious work.

    • @drewfuzzle
      @drewfuzzle 5 лет назад +22

      @@fullanalysis93 You'd think at a certain point he'd just stop buying it though. He clearly keeps buying them lol

    • @sweetkittykat2000
      @sweetkittykat2000 5 лет назад +13

      ​@@drewfuzzle Something is bringing him back, and it's definitely not the stems

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 лет назад +8

      dude went n bought a metric ton of subway sandwiches for this, p sure that makes gus their sponsor now

    • @HermanManly
      @HermanManly 5 лет назад +3

      Well it IS Subtember

  • @alejandrohumbert1956
    @alejandrohumbert1956 5 лет назад +828

    3:45 "I'm not crazy", as he frantically digs through 20 subway sandwiches

  • @adamwolf2535
    @adamwolf2535 5 лет назад +564

    He said stem so much it just doesn't feel like a word anymore

    • @AlecWilcosky
      @AlecWilcosky 5 лет назад +13

      That's a phenomenon called jamais vu (never seen). It's considered the opposite of déjà vu (already seen) because déjà vu is something unfamiliar seeming familiar whereas in the case of jamais vu, something familiar (a stem) becomes unfamiliar.
      How's that for an unsolicited #funfact?!?!?!

    • @adamwolf2535
      @adamwolf2535 5 лет назад +5

      @@AlecWilcosky
      umm ....
      thanks actually
      (edit) thats the first thing a actually learned from the comment section

    • @blue-cn8hc
      @blue-cn8hc 5 лет назад +3

      @@adamwolf2535 lmao actually you didn't learn anything, because he's totally wrong. it's called 'semantic satiation.'

    • @adamwolf2535
      @adamwolf2535 5 лет назад +4

      @@blue-cn8hc
      he was close and scietific
      so ur both right

    • @AlecWilcosky
      @AlecWilcosky 5 лет назад +1

      @@blue-cn8hc you are correct in that @AdamWolf experiences semantic satiation, but that doesn't invalidate the fact that that is a case of jamais vu as well.
      It's like if we observed an apple, and I call it a food and then you say, "you're totally wrong; that's an edible fruit." Sure, your description is more specific, but the last thing I'd ever want is to be wrong on the internet 😅

  • @basilinogaming7830
    @basilinogaming7830 3 года назад +21

    “Sandwich 7 I’m in heaven; never mind here’s a rind”
    I don’t know if this was planned or off the cuff, but if it was the latter that’s some amazing improvisation

  • @brendannovak55
    @brendannovak55 5 лет назад +1126

    Subway needs to look into where this problem stems from.

    • @arnoio8355
      @arnoio8355 5 лет назад +30

      I haven't payed any of my taxes since 2003

    • @headmelon3069
      @headmelon3069 5 лет назад +5

      @@arnoio8355 I'll pray for you 😆

    • @jediduck5374
      @jediduck5374 5 лет назад

      69 likes....
      nice

    • @phillundsoos4903
      @phillundsoos4903 5 лет назад +1

      Ooooof. Go f yourself for this joke. Unacceptaaaaableeeeeeeee

    • @gamingmcqueen3440
      @gamingmcqueen3440 5 лет назад +1

      @@arnoio8355 pshh i havent payed my rent since january

  • @MrRankerOfficial
    @MrRankerOfficial 5 лет назад +715

    When you can choose your own school project:

  • @bigraz3036
    @bigraz3036 5 лет назад +952

    "I'm not crazy!" -man counting sandwich stems

    • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
      @imafraidjumitebeinagang 5 лет назад +3

      Everybody in their right minds count sandwich stems

    • @Franzquirrel
      @Franzquirrel 5 лет назад +2

      d e e s g u s t e e n g

    • @silozu
      @silozu 5 лет назад

      i was the 666th like, i'm fucking proud

    • @keeperofthelogic
      @keeperofthelogic 5 лет назад +1

      "Don't laugh!" -man counting sandwich stems with camera girl laughing

  • @asher8085
    @asher8085 3 года назад +3

    Man it’s f**king hilarious that RUclips recommends this video almost EXACTLY one year after I first watched it. Glad I could revisit this gem🤣

  • @dewberte
    @dewberte 5 лет назад +541

    The Jalapenos come prepacked in a bag to every subway. This does not excuse the people making your sandwich for not taking them off, but it does explain why there is consistently stems.

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 5 лет назад +12

      yea, I figure every fast food chain that is big enough to have many locations have distribution centers that all prepares ingredients and sends them out.

    • @Splishy
      @Splishy 5 лет назад +73

      I worked in a Subway for 2 years, yeah they're prepackaged. Also everyone that works in a Subway is depressed so no-one cares enough to pick them out

    • @friendlyfire7509
      @friendlyfire7509 5 лет назад +4

      People need to know the truth #jalapenogate

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 5 лет назад +1

      A bag? Not even a jar?!

    • @Splishy
      @Splishy 5 лет назад +4

      @@julidiamondlover They show up in a bag full of brine (at least they do in the UK) that you drain and toss into the front fridges

  • @breadman1394
    @breadman1394 5 лет назад +1654

    I work at subway, and we don’t cut our Jalapeños, we get them pre packaged. Also there’s a similar problem with the banana peppers.

    • @zsshooter
      @zsshooter 5 лет назад +99

      That's what I was gonna say. No way in hell they cut those by order. The amount of jalapenos you guys are putting on each sandwich looks to be around 2 whole peppers which would mean 2 stems per sandwich. The average stem count from this experiment is 2.65 stems per sandwich, so its not too crazy. Entertaining video though.

    • @Caleb72301
      @Caleb72301 5 лет назад +48

      I feel ur pain bro, I work there too, get cussed out over this shit every time I work 🤦🏻‍♂️ smh

    • @HomelessCat-x
      @HomelessCat-x 5 лет назад +45

      Would it kill you to pick them out or trim them? Nice try on trying to avoid responsibility. Regardless of how you get them, you're the one then serving and selling them so its on you. We biuld towbars at my work and little parts like towballs, d-shackles we order in instead of making but as we use that product with the product we make and sell its up to us to do a quality check.

    • @Kaden-Riley
      @Kaden-Riley 5 лет назад +21

      Caleb 72301 yeah bro same 💀 you a bitch if you don’t take stems off when people want jalapeños unless they’re rude

    • @rowleyjefferson9335
      @rowleyjefferson9335 5 лет назад +4

      Y’all should get jobs at Jimmy Johns or Firehouse Subs.

  • @collinjarvis6251
    @collinjarvis6251 4 года назад +611

    Should have bought 1 full Jalapeño and gotten the weight of the Jalapeño, one average stem, and one average body. Then weigh all the Jalapeño pieces from the sandwich and all the stem pieces for the sandwich. You might have been able to actually prove that the Jalapeño distributor was inserting EXTRA stems into their product and ripping off Subway across the country. Upon hearing this news, Subway would have changed distributors and been eternally grateful, awarding Gus a lifetime supply of free, stemless Jalapeño Subway Sandwiches.
    Talk about a missed opportunity

    • @TheJeruvian
      @TheJeruvian 4 года назад +57

      So we know from the comments they come pre-sliced in bags. More than likely, the distributor has a stemless bag option and all the removed stems are going into the shitty stem-filled bags, making it twice as many stems as there should be. I doubt anyone is ripping off Subway, they are just choosing the cheaper option with twice as many stems because money.

    • @stereotype2269
      @stereotype2269 4 года назад +1

      @@matthewhadley9483 how exactly?

  • @rulerworld1289
    @rulerworld1289 3 года назад +454

    "Im not crazy"
    *buys 100 dollars worth of sandwiches consisting of just jalepenos from 4 different subways*

    • @ynotsammy
      @ynotsammy 3 года назад +4

      but we don't talk about that

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 3 года назад +9

      They had ham & cheese too

    • @louissc7587
      @louissc7587 3 года назад +1

      who doesnt

    • @lovelybones8179
      @lovelybones8179 3 года назад +9

      lol they had ham and cheese on them, they weren't only jalapeño sandwiches 🤣

    • @danthaman7777
      @danthaman7777 3 года назад

      Stfu he made a grand off the vid

  • @kirkpritchard
    @kirkpritchard 5 лет назад +396

    Now when people ask me why I never eat at Subway I can reply "Jalepeño stems".

  • @meganstuart934
    @meganstuart934 5 лет назад +927

    As a former subway employee, I can say that they do not cut the jalapeños, they come to the store in bags ready to serve

    • @excuseme2770
      @excuseme2770 5 лет назад +14

      Same at Pizza hut there are many a stem here 😂😂😂

    • @aldomaldonado25
      @aldomaldonado25 5 лет назад +122

      So your saying your product aint fresh
      Edit: everyone calm the fuck down its a joke

    • @sarahbluett6580
      @sarahbluett6580 5 лет назад +5

      Should pick them out then, or at least try to get some out 🤷‍♀️

    • @FlamingToaster
      @FlamingToaster 5 лет назад +50

      @@sarahbluett6580 like they would care for money they get. Minimum wage, minimum effort

    • @eliontheinternet3298
      @eliontheinternet3298 5 лет назад +28

      Aldo Maldonado ... they’re pickled?? Of course they aren’t fresh?? Is this a joke that I didn’t get, or were you seriously giving someone shit for this?

  • @minivan_hobo
    @minivan_hobo 5 лет назад +498

    "There's still pillow guy"
    That killed me

    • @tinalouise2203
      @tinalouise2203 5 лет назад +1

      pillow guy is the best

    • @evanwebster2007
      @evanwebster2007 5 лет назад +2

      Pillow guy is the only reason I’m still breathing right now

    • @stars4369
      @stars4369 5 лет назад

      Evan Webster yeah

    • @justinrabbit9901
      @justinrabbit9901 5 лет назад +1

      Hes just a pillowy guy leave him alone its all he got in the divorce!

  • @meeton2990
    @meeton2990 3 года назад +12

    Whenever I see scenes like this 1:40 I always think about how the person has to awkwardly walk back and pick up their camera off the floor

  • @tehberral
    @tehberral 4 года назад +745

    6:47 Sabrina's concerned little "oh" over Gus throwing the banana pepper is the most wholesome thing.

  • @PassengerPigeonsLE
    @PassengerPigeonsLE 4 года назад +2191

    “Sandwich seven, I’m in heaven. Never mind, here’s a rind.” Got a like and a sub from that line alone

    • @martindovah3810
      @martindovah3810 3 года назад +101

      That sub of yours better not have any stems in it.

    • @arttukujala02
      @arttukujala02 3 года назад +8

      @@martindovah3810 hahahahahahahahah

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 3 года назад +5

      @@arttukujala02 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @croq_uh_dyle3683
      @croq_uh_dyle3683 3 года назад +3

      @@BlackSlimShady hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @nick3718
      @nick3718 3 года назад +2

      @@martindovah3810 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @tealleavitt182
    @tealleavitt182 5 лет назад +1335

    As someone who works at domino’s we’re literally trained to remove stems from jalapeños idk wtf subway’s doing with their employees

    • @liltrippy8474
      @liltrippy8474 5 лет назад +131

      i worked at subway we have packed jalapeños so no control of how the jalapeños are

    • @tealleavitt182
      @tealleavitt182 5 лет назад +88

      tyler wilson yeah ours come packed too, we just discard the stems

    • @liltrippy8474
      @liltrippy8474 5 лет назад +25

      @@tealleavitt182 ahh we just dumped the bags into the containers but we really never had problems with stems so idk man

    • @spacedog2535
      @spacedog2535 5 лет назад +41

      tyler wilson - I’ll dump you into a container, you cutie

    • @katk9480
      @katk9480 5 лет назад +11

      SpaceDog - haha that’s not at all creepy

  • @elliotwright6823
    @elliotwright6823 3 года назад +47

    “Now you can see I’m not crazy... DONT LAUGH!”

  • @jerod9117
    @jerod9117 5 лет назад +1199

    now when I order from subway I’m gonna have to say, “jalapeños with no stems”

    • @jandastroy
      @jandastroy 5 лет назад +44

      There's going to be a number of sandwich artists tomorrow confused by all the stemless jalapeno requests

    • @carowilliamscaro
      @carowilliamscaro 5 лет назад +5

      So disappointed... I just don’t have that kind of time in my day.

    • @sevnlight6313
      @sevnlight6313 5 лет назад +6

      @Slash_615 I will pass on those cancer Subway sandwiches. Look up CBC Subway testing here in RUclips 🤢🤮

    • @jerod9117
      @jerod9117 5 лет назад +3

      Sevn Light will do

    • @laxativefiber
      @laxativefiber 5 лет назад +1

      Good luck with that.

  • @Emily-yz9zd
    @Emily-yz9zd 5 лет назад +262

    The best part of this video is Eddie coming in and getting mad on gus’s behalf 😂 that’s true friendship right there

    • @ambylam
      @ambylam 5 лет назад +3

      Emily - YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS STICKIN’ UP FOR YOU.... EVEN WHEN I KNOW YOU’RE WRONG

    • @Vabkins
      @Vabkins 5 лет назад +5

      Boys Support Boys

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar 5 лет назад +1

      Worst part*

  • @flinkstiff
    @flinkstiff 4 года назад +1527

    This is the biggest problem facing America today.

    • @dack6i9
      @dack6i9 4 года назад +12

      EightMonths well...a week later that has changed I suppose

    • @flinkstiff
      @flinkstiff 4 года назад +15

      Seb.37 didnt expect me to respons this quickly now did ya? Little did you know i have no life and am dead inside. Other than that i have no other point to make

    • @dack6i9
      @dack6i9 4 года назад +1

      EightMonths haha likewise. What’s wrong tho?

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 4 года назад +2

      America is facing*

    • @flinkstiff
      @flinkstiff 4 года назад +7

      @@Whatismusic123 Face is americaning*

  • @plexquared1877
    @plexquared1877 3 года назад +27

    Gus: *Jokingly makes a video about subway putting too many stems in their sandwiched.*
    Gus at the end of the video: *Genuine concern at the amount of stems.*

  • @denver_0
    @denver_0 5 лет назад +587

    I love how as he's tallying the stems he's dressed in a full dentist getup. Legendary

    • @cinnamon9390
      @cinnamon9390 5 лет назад +15

      they're called scrubs bra

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 5 лет назад +3

      He almost looks like Dr. Phil... almost

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 5 лет назад

      Denver Mulqueen They’re...scrubs.

    • @PrettyGirlRock1115
      @PrettyGirlRock1115 5 лет назад

      I actually didnt realize that until you pointed it out 😂😂😂

  • @benschillchannel8335
    @benschillchannel8335 5 лет назад +1295

    Subway killed my parents. The meat was too wet to the point my dad drowned ;(

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 5 лет назад +17

      I pissed on ur dad

    • @benschillchannel8335
      @benschillchannel8335 5 лет назад +8

      @@zach4936 not the first time

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 5 лет назад +2

      @@benschillchannel8335 really? I thought it was the first?

    • @sujalakasl2135
      @sujalakasl2135 5 лет назад +12

      And then you became 'The Meat Hunter' that travels from Subway to Subway dehydrating their meats so that others wouldn't have to suffer the same fate as your dad. A true anime protagonist in every sense of the word.

    • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
      @imafraidjumitebeinagang 5 лет назад +1

      Thats some alternate dimension batman shit right there

  • @TheRealDerek99
    @TheRealDerek99 5 лет назад +675

    Having worked at a Subway, we NEVER cut them in house. They get shipped in a gross bag.

    • @savy6354
      @savy6354 5 лет назад +20

      That's weird, a "gross bag" 🤔😂

    • @landonstainbrook1183
      @landonstainbrook1183 5 лет назад +14

      Can still notice it before placing on the sandwich though

    • @soralover4235
      @soralover4235 5 лет назад +49

      @@landonstainbrook1183 I worked for subway and honestly the average worker could careless if you have stems. Dude wanna hear gross at my location used to leave the soups out for 3 days. Something that was meant to be changed every 4 hours would be left for 3 days because are manager was too cheap to pay for more soup. The same manager never! Never!! Wore gloves when handling the food. Why? Cuz they were being lazy, of course in front of the customers yeah they would wear them but everything else good luck.

    • @jbac5767
      @jbac5767 5 лет назад +3

      Isn't all thier stuff pretty much shipped in gross bags lol?!?

    • @drifter6870
      @drifter6870 5 лет назад +8

      That's nothing one time my manager picked up onions from the floor after they fell. When he was not looking I threw them in the trash. lol

  • @nolanjoseph1553
    @nolanjoseph1553 3 года назад +301

    “Can we get food theory?”
    “We have food theory at home.”
    *Food theory at home:*

    • @sunshineking1053
      @sunshineking1053 3 года назад +1

      I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS HCJNXN

    • @N1korasu
      @N1korasu 3 года назад +6

      I prefer the crackhead version more

  • @slogan763
    @slogan763 5 лет назад +2309

    A man named Gus buys 20 sandwich’s. He recorded the amount of stems in each sandwich .
    2,0,1,3,4,5,2,1,4,4,1,6,2,1,2,3,3,2,4,3
    What is the mean,median and mode
    Imagine people actually liking my math equation (I’m honoured)

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 5 лет назад +632

    What is someone high up at Subway actually sees this and makes it company policy that they start cutting off the stems.

    • @UNLKYHNTR
      @UNLKYHNTR 5 лет назад +59

      The jalapeños come precut in sealed bags. Imagine having to go through 5 kilos of jalapeños each day, sorting out the stems/hard to chew part. Ain't nobody got time for that.
      They could talk to the supplier and maybe have them send higher grade bags (without stems), which would come at a higher cost tho.

    • @SeanGilbertson
      @SeanGilbertson 5 лет назад +1

      Yes this is what will happen exactly.

    • @chaseclark2542
      @chaseclark2542 5 лет назад +11

      Are you making a comment or answering a question on jeopardy?

    • @theanthropiceyedolatry
      @theanthropiceyedolatry 5 лет назад +9

      They don't pay those poor people enough. Corporate should just stop ordering from shitty distributers. But the probably can't afford it, Subgay is on it's last leg.

    • @spinthegamer262
      @spinthegamer262 5 лет назад

      UNLKY HNTR Or... upgrading the slicing machine they use.

  • @Smallthoughty
    @Smallthoughty 5 лет назад +2865

    Man discovers that subway is not a good source of food

    • @L00ww
      @L00ww 5 лет назад +36

      shock

    • @babypurplebat2610
      @babypurplebat2610 5 лет назад +37

      pikachu.jpg

    • @shaneguy753
      @shaneguy753 5 лет назад +12

      I love subway but this cracked me up

    • @othosos
      @othosos 5 лет назад +5

      2019 colorized.

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 5 лет назад

      I don’t know guys, are you all American because Canadian Subway is pretty decent. And Canadian A&W is great.

  • @SirenLuna107
    @SirenLuna107 3 года назад +3

    Everytime I feel like my life is falling apart I watch this and realize how horrible things could be

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 лет назад +2432

    if you or a loved one has been affected by subway follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets
    you guys i fricked up counting to 53 i resign from youtube

    • @marcussmithereens-smithert5409
      @marcussmithereens-smithert5409 5 лет назад +5

      Thank you for your service.

    • @tegusjuan9376
      @tegusjuan9376 5 лет назад

      omgg 2nd reply im gonna tell my mum now

    • @tegusjuan9376
      @tegusjuan9376 5 лет назад

      btw ur a good comic i luv u ❤

    • @harrisonshaw2816
      @harrisonshaw2816 5 лет назад

      This is a great injustice

    • @suchalooser8784
      @suchalooser8784 5 лет назад +2

      Subway has the jalepenos shipped in, they come in a preserved bag and sit on a shelf unrefrigerated since they wont go bad. the stems are left in there before they are shipped to your subway

  • @efraincordero9855
    @efraincordero9855 4 года назад +2878

    This feels like a Rick and Morty Interdimentional Cable episode Skit.

    • @samwinchester1326
      @samwinchester1326 4 года назад +15

      Agahahahah so fucking true

    • @oscartetlow9017
      @oscartetlow9017 4 года назад +9

      It actually is, like not joking it ACTUALLY IS

    • @samwinchester1326
      @samwinchester1326 4 года назад +3

      @@oscartetlow9017 is it?

    • @czechmix221
      @czechmix221 4 года назад +15

      His even borderline sounds like rick

    • @ericainspace
      @ericainspace 4 года назад +10

      Pretty sure that's Gus's whole channel concept.

  • @scrubhubz2867
    @scrubhubz2867 5 лет назад +910

    I worked at subway for 2 years and we don’t cut jalapeños ever they come in bags and I would go through them when I got bored and threw away the stems one time they had 49 stems in one bag 🤢
    (Edit) damn so many like lol. Just saying for the people saying we don’t get paid enough to care lol I was 14 and 8.55 and hour was literally the best and subway is one of the easiest jobs in the world hence why I get bored a lot and throw away the stems. Fast food pays fine it’s just the people subway hires it’s gross I’ve had to work with prisoners and even been held hostage by one of my co workers so yea in short it’s just lazy people who don’t throw stem away

    • @gagesanders7016
      @gagesanders7016 5 лет назад +66

      Yeah I throw the stems away and the hard part that are in the banana peppers as well. They also have those long weird one that he had in the video idk why.

    • @Baws4Gamez
      @Baws4Gamez 5 лет назад +48

      @@gagesanders7016 & ScrubHubz..you guys are heroes

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 5 лет назад +8

      You are a true friend

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 5 лет назад +21

      Thank you for your service.

    • @gabesworld7628
      @gabesworld7628 5 лет назад +24

      Was just going to say the same thing. I worked at a subway for 4yrs. I always pulled them out while prepping them. My coworkers didn't though 😑 gross

  • @Dragondeath422
    @Dragondeath422 3 года назад +28

    As a former subway employee, we don't cut the jalapenos at the restaurant, they come in packages pre sliced

    • @mrjohndangerpowers
      @mrjohndangerpowers 3 года назад

      Yeah, I couldn't believe they could even consider that anything is actually prepped in store.

  • @thedukeduck4613
    @thedukeduck4613 5 лет назад +777

    The Jared scandal was kindergarten compared to this debacle.

    • @maf579
      @maf579 5 лет назад +10

      The Duke Duck Oh yeah it’s totall-OOOOOoOH NOOOOO

    • @yeahhhboi7194
      @yeahhhboi7194 5 лет назад +1

      🎤oh baby what you got for me tonight 🎤

    • @Laiser
      @Laiser 5 лет назад

      @Jay Fordham
      Umm weren't those allegations proven false ? The pedophile ones

  • @RumerPriestly
    @RumerPriestly 4 года назад +3852

    He sounds like a pot head frustrated by his bud to stem baggie ratios.

    • @aliennesmith8803
      @aliennesmith8803 4 года назад +119

      I did this exact thing when one of my “friends” sold me Reggie without telling me one time. I found 130 seeds in 7 grams of bud. It was crazy.

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 4 года назад +67

      @@aliennesmith8803 fuuuuuck that, and fuck that guy.

    • @chocoboof5733
      @chocoboof5733 4 года назад +7

      If u buying cab in the first place u deserve that lmao

    • @derekk.2263
      @derekk.2263 4 года назад +5

      That is a legitimate issue sir or ma'am.

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 4 года назад +3

      Gross

  • @corneliusdenise
    @corneliusdenise 4 года назад +1069

    I love how all these Subway workers are like we don’t cut the jalapeños in-house. It never even occurred to me employees were cutting these. Subway, the company can order a better selection of jalapeños to put on sandwiches. This is the obvious message here not employee ineptitude.

    • @khed7104
      @khed7104 4 года назад +41

      Denise Cornelius ehhhhh it’s more or less not having a machine that is capable of removing the stems in their process. I’ve worked at a few pizza places in my time and all the bags of pre cut peppers I’ve ever seen never have the stems removed. Although we were also trained to try and remove the stems if we see them soooo idk it’s a machine thing

    • @corneliusdenise
      @corneliusdenise 4 года назад +10

      Khed you can buy them minus the stems they just cost more

    • @VictorMatthieu
      @VictorMatthieu 4 года назад +3

      People are saying it because they were discussing whether they were cut in house at the end of the video

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +21

      Can the employees not just... not use the stems? Dispose of the stems? Hello?

    • @VictorMatthieu
      @VictorMatthieu 4 года назад +22

      DeathnoteBB Subway workers aren't going to open a bag of jalapeños and then dig through them for hours hunting down every last stem. Only two people at a time are working for the most part. They have a lot more to do. Complain to the supplier, not the employee

  • @agent_aphelion
    @agent_aphelion 3 года назад +27

    The entirety of subway food prep is transferring food from their shipping packages into the bins that go on the line... This is coming from a former subway employee

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 3 года назад

      You cook nothing?

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 3 года назад

      @James Lewis Dela Cruz That aint cookin

    • @jacewhite8540
      @jacewhite8540 3 года назад +1

      And that is why Jimmy John's is better, as an employee I can tell you everything from the meat to the veggies are sliced in store. Only thing not fresh would be avocado and pickled peppers, because you know, their pickled.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 3 года назад

      @@jacewhite8540 Your food is boring and trash and not freaky fast.

    • @jacewhite8540
      @jacewhite8540 3 года назад +2

      @@LoydAvenheart Did I claim it was good? No, I claimed it was better and fresh.

  • @goodenough407
    @goodenough407 4 года назад +310

    That squidward walk noise was the most accurate thing in the vid.

    • @blakebackes
      @blakebackes 4 года назад

      Good Enough but the video is just data?
      I agree

  • @Nyxiro
    @Nyxiro 5 лет назад +980

    When I worked at subway I made sure to ask myself “would I eat this” so I made sure to make sure everything was alright.. until the lady overseeing me said it was wasteful.. I mean it kinda was but who’d eat stems?

    • @manchovie3480
      @manchovie3480 5 лет назад +91

      Lots of people do eat the stems. You asking yourself if you would eat it is such a good thing. I have worked in food service since the mid 90's and that is what I train my employees to do. If you wouldn't eat it how can you let it go out the door. The manager who gave you trouble for it has probably made countless people sick. That could kill someone.

    • @bubblegumplastic
      @bubblegumplastic 5 лет назад +44

      @@manchovie3480 You're right. Inedible things such as rinds, pith (white part of citrus fruits) and fibrous plants can cause life-threatening intestinal blockage.

    • @manchovie3480
      @manchovie3480 5 лет назад +18

      @@bubblegumplastic true. People don't care though. I can't stand peppers of any kind. I can't stand any kind. I have always worked with food and never understood people liking peppers. The cherry peppers are crazy with the amount of stems in it but they were requested like crazy. It's like a jar full of spicy sticks. It seems like extra sticks added sometimes. How do you chew them? Then they also burn coming in and going out. They could be used to repell a bear and incapacitate a person but you want to eat it.

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 5 лет назад +15

      @@manchovie3480 I still remember the first time on the line asking a coworker if I had overdone some battered fish. He said "would you be satisfied being served them?"
      I put them in the window as a "mistake snack" for employees and threw more down. Looking back they were probably passable, I'm even quite certain the guy who said it would have served them. But he defended both me and the principle when confronted about the waste.
      Pretty cool moment, kinda funny how many times you relearn the golden rule throughout life. Thanks for helping keep it alive!

    • @myherpesitch7763
      @myherpesitch7763 5 лет назад +4

      Haha. I eat those stems all the time. They're soft since they've been cured in vinegar. But if it was not preserve stems ,than I will not eat that stuff - too hard.

  • @TheSeriousSentinel
    @TheSeriousSentinel 4 года назад +2237

    The word “Stem” has lost all meaning.

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 4 года назад +14

      Sticky edible mustard

    • @ayoitsmellow
      @ayoitsmellow 4 года назад +7

      Taking a shot every time

    • @hazard4606
      @hazard4606 4 года назад +16

      Yeah they’re actually called the ‘shoulder’

    • @IAmElectrospecter
      @IAmElectrospecter 4 года назад +7

      Science, Technologourd, Endocrino̵l̵o̵g̴y̸, M̶̭̈ả̸̼͉̉l̵̰͛͐i̸͔̔͛g̸͓̎͆n̶͇͖͐ạ̶͘n̶̢̐c̶̙̔ỷ̶̪͉̊

    • @KPutt-xu5ix
      @KPutt-xu5ix 4 года назад +6

      we have got:
      Egg and bacon
      Egg, sausage and bacon
      Egg and Stem
      Egg, bacon and Stem
      Egg, bacon, sausage and Stem
      Stem, bacon, sausage and Stem
      Stem, egg, Stem, Stem, bacon and Stem
      Stem, Stem, Stem, egg and Stem
      Stem, sausage, Stem, Stem, Stem, bacon, Stem, tomato and Stem
      Stem, Stem, Stem, Stem, Stem, Stem, baked beans, Stem, Stem, Stem and Stem
      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Stem
      Stem, Stem, Stem, lovely Stem
      Wonderful Stem, Lovely Stem.
      Stem, Stem, Stem, magnificent Stem,
      Superlative Stem.
      Stem, Stem, Stem, wonderous Stem,
      Surgical Stem, splendiferous Stem.
      Stem, Stem, Stem, Steeem!

  • @blanketpineapple
    @blanketpineapple 3 года назад +88

    alright gamers so I asked my sibling who works at subway and they said:
    "So, for the record, we don't actually cut the jalapeños. we get them pre-cut. Also I try to avoid the stems when I make sandwiches. Also, when one person comes in and orders 5 sandwiches I automatically hate them."

    • @epicminecraftgamer1
      @epicminecraftgamer1 3 года назад +14

      are people just not supposed to feed their family subway? not sure why you would hate someone for ordering 5 sandwiches.

    • @OriginalMajesty
      @OriginalMajesty 3 года назад +7

      Ye that's lazy, just make the sandwiches lmfao, it really isn't that hard.

    • @jerrytc2978
      @jerrytc2978 3 года назад +11

      i get being annoyed at large orders but i do hate this idea that just makes it alright to hate a person
      even if its for themselves (idk how the fuck) that aint your business. you work there, you applied, and you may not get payed enough but it aint that guys fault. make the damn order

  • @justinfogle5314
    @justinfogle5314 5 лет назад +501

    Subway has never had such an embarrassing thing happen to them

    • @johnbagley8211
      @johnbagley8211 5 лет назад +8

      @@kesonkeson4341 *Their

    • @wyyclef
      @wyyclef 5 лет назад +31

      @@kesonkeson4341 woosh!

    • @supersix-four9509
      @supersix-four9509 5 лет назад +27

      @@kesonkeson4341 I'm so glad i understand humor

    • @johnbagley8211
      @johnbagley8211 5 лет назад +1

      @@kesonkeson4341 TY for correcting it

    • @greta502
      @greta502 5 лет назад +6

      @@kesonkeson4341 look at the first commenters username lol

  • @blake4215
    @blake4215 5 лет назад +597

    This is the strangest episode of Breaking Bad I have ever seen.

    • @aimeekatz
      @aimeekatz 5 лет назад +3

      Me watching this: Wow El Camino looks great

    • @julianowen9787
      @julianowen9787 5 лет назад +2

      this man looks like both jessie and walt

    • @Shh-this-is-library
      @Shh-this-is-library 5 лет назад +2

      They're cooking content instead of meth.

  • @zenstateofmind9907
    @zenstateofmind9907 5 лет назад +452

    I work at Subway and I throw the stems out. We're told to serve them though..

  • @MintyMagicMTG
    @MintyMagicMTG 3 года назад +5

    This should be a one a done video, but dammit I’ve watched it once every three months. Just so funny how passionate Gus is about this. And as a fellow jalapeño lover I can confirm that those pieces are inedible.

  • @iamandreavodickova
    @iamandreavodickova 5 лет назад +303

    Oh God, it feels like good ol’ RUclips and I’m loving it.

  • @joekidney1496
    @joekidney1496 5 лет назад +193

    “This one almost made the cut, but she’s clean” that has me dying

  • @sheikhmahmud9406
    @sheikhmahmud9406 5 лет назад +471

    The total is 53
    Mean: 2.65
    Median: 2.5
    Mode: 2
    Standard deviation is approximately 1.53
    There are no outliers
    The data is skewed to the right

    • @karlam7306
      @karlam7306 5 лет назад +70

      I see you may be a fellow STEM major. both literal and pun intended hah

    • @eddylocksmith7700
      @eddylocksmith7700 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you sir

    • @crazedvidmaker
      @crazedvidmaker 5 лет назад +41

      The error in the mean is 2.65/sqrt(50)=0.37. That means we are 7 sigma away from zero. Pretty damning evidence if you ask me.
      The data is totally consistent with a poisson distribution - since the mean is 2.65
      We expect there to be 1.4+-1.2 with zero. There is 1
      3.7+-1.9 with 1, there are 4
      5.0+-2.2 with 2, there are 4
      4.4+-2.0 with 3, there are 3
      2.9+-1.7 with 4, there are 4
      1.5+-1.2 with 5, there is 1
      0.7+-0.8 with 6, there is 1
      This is reasonable given the assumption that a small fraction of all jalepeno pieces are stems, and they are 'shuffled' before being put on the sandwich. It also means that the jalepenos likely all come from the same/similar source with the same fraction of stems.

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio 5 лет назад +3

      Stats... :')

    • @loganrogers5533
      @loganrogers5533 5 лет назад +2

      Nerd must be eliminated calling in call nukes

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 10 месяцев назад +2

    this seriously is like those word problems in math;
    gus johnson bought 20 sandwiches with jalapenos, 5% of the total sandwiches have no jalapenos stems but the other 95% do. he found an intotal of 50 stems across the total amount of sandwiches.
    a) find the ratio and amount per sandwich of stems.
    b) calculate the amount of sandwiches which have stems if gus bought 50 sandwiches instead of 20 sandwiches.
    c) find out why i spent like 10 minutes making a math word problem.

  • @eliseliseallen
    @eliseliseallen 5 лет назад +84

    this is investigative journalism at its finest please make more videos like this the people need you now more than ever

  • @mdaddio954
    @mdaddio954 5 лет назад +640

    “I’m not spitting. That’s how Squidward walks.”

    • @geneticus5539
      @geneticus5539 5 лет назад

      I ruined your 69 likes

    • @jfc4521
      @jfc4521 5 лет назад +2

      I literally read this as he said it and I had a mini heart attack

    • @AmolLusk
      @AmolLusk 5 лет назад

      Jalapeñis.

    • @somedude1826
      @somedude1826 5 лет назад +3

      5:19 for anyone who needs this

  • @kurtrosenthal6313
    @kurtrosenthal6313 5 лет назад +274

    The range of our data was between 0 and 6
    The mean was 2.65 stems per sandwich
    The median was 2.5 stems per sandwich
    The mode was 2 stems per sandwich
    Upon review one can soundly expect 2 to 3 jalapeño stems on their subway sandwich.

    • @tesseract2144
      @tesseract2144 4 года назад +12

      Lol I don't think you know how median works

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 года назад +1

      @@tesseract2144 Why what's wrong with it?

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 года назад

      @@josuecanizales609 Well that's correct too, right?

    • @josuecanizales609
      @josuecanizales609 4 года назад +1

      @@mylord9395 yeah I deleted my comment after I did the math lol

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 года назад

      @@josuecanizales609 Lol

  • @lovelybones8179
    @lovelybones8179 3 года назад

    A year later and I'm still rewatching this video ❤ Gus never gets old, I re-watch his videos all the time!