Steve Harvey Is A Preacher Now

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 лет назад +5488

    if you want to get into heaven then follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

    • @noob-master_69
      @noob-master_69 5 лет назад +25

      geesus christson our lord and savior

    • @mr.blinkenberg3087
      @mr.blinkenberg3087 5 лет назад +9

      Gus Johnson i am not a Christian I still watched the video because i am a mad lad

    • @nathanielroffel4304
      @nathanielroffel4304 5 лет назад +2

      Steve is really dumb doing this crap,

    • @Hannah22oz
      @Hannah22oz 5 лет назад

      Where do you want me to set this lamp

    • @MrOctofly
      @MrOctofly 5 лет назад +2

      Gus I think you forgot to link your brothers clothing line. I may also just be dumb.

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 4 года назад +4533

    A man making the most money in the room standing around preaching about making money while people work in the background is perfect for the message.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +64

      Those fucking heathens

    • @user-rx2ur5el9p
      @user-rx2ur5el9p 4 года назад +113

      capitalism b liek

    • @robineir
      @robineir 4 года назад +86

      Make so much money that you can afford to stand around and tell people how they should make money. That's a grand message.

    • @damiencowl9777
      @damiencowl9777 4 года назад +3

      Do u know dee way my brotha?

    • @unfindablefinder
      @unfindablefinder 4 года назад +4

      Dylan Dreisbach how ironic

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 4 года назад +2529

    Imagine comin see family feud or something and Steve takes you as a captive audience to rant at you how poor you are.

  • @billt7283
    @billt7283 5 лет назад +5243

    His preaching is literally flexing on poor people

    • @taylorwinter9365
      @taylorwinter9365 5 лет назад +134

      Valar Morghulis for real. I went to a taping of one of his shows and he kept very obvious humble bragging about everything

    • @billt7283
      @billt7283 5 лет назад +54

      Taylor Winter nothing worse than that lol

    • @1linkinparkisawesome
      @1linkinparkisawesome 5 лет назад +51

      That's all he really does is be an asshole to people who don't act and think exactly like he does.

    • @leftylizard9085
      @leftylizard9085 5 лет назад +64

      Prosperity Gospel preachers be like this.

    • @nevermindgaming6848
      @nevermindgaming6848 4 года назад +10

      So he’s pretty much black Jake Paul ?

  • @ughust
    @ughust 4 года назад +745

    In the words of Bo Burnham, "I was privileged, I got lucky, and I'm unhappy"

    • @alexispeace9836
      @alexispeace9836 3 года назад +3

      What song was that 😭

    • @SirButtRichardson
      @SirButtRichardson 3 года назад +73

      @@alexispeace9836 it’s from a rant during one of his stand-up specials about not being able to give people advice about achieving success the same way he did

    • @Burrowbob778
      @Burrowbob778 3 года назад +4

      I believe it was from “make happy”

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +14

      Dude Bo’s final act will never not be heartbreaking

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 3 года назад +2

      @@Ismael-kc3ry "final"

  • @lettuceforlife4827
    @lettuceforlife4827 4 года назад +4840

    “Education ain’t in the Bible... Harvard is not In There” is going to be my senior quote

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 4 года назад +17

      Lettuce For life Kinda sick!

    • @ashleyrene82
      @ashleyrene82 4 года назад +39

      That. Will. Be. An epic mic drop moment. Please post it to RUclips and a link here immediately after. You need to do it when they hand you your diploma on stage. 🤣

    • @funkiemaster1169
      @funkiemaster1169 4 года назад +57

      I wish lmao I went to catholic school I would have been censored like a Great Leap Forward child under the glorious leader Mao Zedong

    • @ashleyrene82
      @ashleyrene82 4 года назад +9

      @@funkiemaster1169 😂 wtf 🤣

    • @MadPrinceSheo
      @MadPrinceSheo 4 года назад +2

      That is going to be amazing @lettuce for life

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 5 лет назад +4362

    I mean, Steve Harvey becoming a televangelist was the most logical conclusion to his story arc if we're being real here

    • @logy650
      @logy650 5 лет назад +94

      I can't disagree

    • @sword_of_damocle5
      @sword_of_damocle5 5 лет назад +172

      This ain't the conclusion. This is the beginning of Chapter 2.

    • @TheBostonGamer4561
      @TheBostonGamer4561 5 лет назад +76

      @@sword_of_damocle5 family feud was act 2 ending with the character low point

    • @THI4F
      @THI4F 5 лет назад +77

      I can't wait for for his powers to be revealed

    • @imranmeco3393
      @imranmeco3393 5 лет назад +125

      I'm just waiting for the tournament arc. I can already see him going on against Doctor Phil in the finals.

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 5 лет назад +7452

    wow gus looks like you don’t have a moral barometer

    • @ShiferUl
      @ShiferUl 5 лет назад +166

      Requesting a moral barometer as merch so I can buy one for gus

    • @cupoftea1668
      @cupoftea1668 5 лет назад +3

      Myeag

    • @alexanderdeshazo8387
      @alexanderdeshazo8387 5 лет назад +17

      Last time i was this early, you were his moral barometer

    • @robotjox77
      @robotjox77 5 лет назад +39

      You sound like the guy in the phone call Gus didn't film

    • @franscartoons
      @franscartoons 5 лет назад +20

      God pays his rent. You think he don't know that?

  • @Flyguy4500
    @Flyguy4500 3 года назад +224

    “Harvard is not in the Bible.”
    Meanwhile, Harvard was established so people could become literate to be priests and read the Bible.

    • @trijetz3562
      @trijetz3562 3 года назад +4

      exactly.

    • @kirat303
      @kirat303 3 года назад +4

      was that really the purpose of Harvard?

    • @Flyguy4500
      @Flyguy4500 3 года назад +7

      @@kirat303 yes, no lie

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +3

      Help that’s so fucking funny

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird 6 месяцев назад

      "Study to show thyself approved..."
      Naw, God just wants you to be happy and rich and blissfully ignorant

  • @GrandHighGamer
    @GrandHighGamer 5 лет назад +3627

    *How to be rich:*
    1. DO NOT SLEEP
    2. Exclusively fly first-class
    3. Pay $3.1 million a year on haircuts.
    4. *DO NOT SLEEP*

  • @hjw5838
    @hjw5838 5 лет назад +3238

    Steve: I get four haircuts a week
    Also Steve: is bald

    • @sulffffffur
      @sulffffffur 5 лет назад +206

      that's how he keeps a clean bald head

    • @hjw5838
      @hjw5838 5 лет назад +29

      bork gork haha. also, love bjork!

    • @sulffffffur
      @sulffffffur 5 лет назад +81

      @@hjw5838 same! but yeah in all seriousness i also maintain a clean shaven head and you pretty much have to shave your head like 3-4 times a week to maintain it well

    • @hjw5838
      @hjw5838 5 лет назад +5

      bork gork ah. you do it yourself?

    • @sulffffffur
      @sulffffffur 5 лет назад +7

      @@hjw5838 yeah

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 4 года назад +2726

    You know, "The Rich People's Bible" sounds like the name of a good, scathing, biting satire.

    • @travisperry4515
      @travisperry4515 4 года назад +58

      Or a prog metal band. Dibs!

    • @missmelodies52
      @missmelodies52 4 года назад +83

      On the eigth day Satan planted the fossils, and looked upon them, and saw moron billionaires would start immoral wars over them for thousands of years.

    • @anarchisttrash364
      @anarchisttrash364 4 года назад +11

      Sounds like a Dead Kennedys song

    • @Krampus64
      @Krampus64 4 года назад +1

      I read this as scratching post

    • @ethanmikevallotton
      @ethanmikevallotton 3 года назад +1

      Supply side jesus

  • @KyleAButler
    @KyleAButler 4 года назад +166

    "everybody get hot nuts" might just be my new favourite quote.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 года назад +1554

    "You know how much that guy charged me for my hair cut?!"
    ... Steve... what hair?

  • @epicfortnitegamer1211
    @epicfortnitegamer1211 4 года назад +1694

    If steve is such a biblical man, surely he knows "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven"

    • @ChuntyMcFist
      @ChuntyMcFist 4 года назад +211

      Oh, bless your heart, but that's why they built the Space Needle. I plan to take my camels there before I die.

    • @ThePenguinMaster118
      @ThePenguinMaster118 4 года назад +39

      “Thou shall not pass”

    • @reedplaysgames
      @reedplaysgames 3 года назад +66

      I think by that Jesus means that if you become rich you tend to be attached to material things and they become corrupt and care less about God.

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 3 года назад +51

      @@reedplaysgames It's basically saying that rich people should be giving to the poor to the extend that you can't live like a rich person I think.
      So I do think that according to the bible most modern rich people would not get into heaven.
      The bible says way more bullshit that that though.

    • @xavierfauver
      @xavierfauver 3 года назад +57

      @@reedplaysgames I mean Jesus also says to give your money to the poor, so I think it's more about how you shouldn't hold on to wealth and should give it to people who need it.

  • @antman8943
    @antman8943 4 года назад +2222

    These camera angles oddly making me feel like I’m in a vr game in Steve’s audience

    • @eringordon7624
      @eringordon7624 4 года назад +59

      Thanks now I can't unsee it

    • @meganold443
      @meganold443 4 года назад +38

      Someone should make that but with the goal of the game should be to find different ways to kill him, without you being accused of his murder

    • @transfemengimain
      @transfemengimain 4 года назад +3

      Megan Old
      What

    • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
      @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 года назад +3

      Megan Old
      I would 100% play that

    • @yope9097
      @yope9097 4 года назад +1

      Your friendly neighborhood emo non-binary lesbian someone please make this😔

  • @sobonic
    @sobonic 4 года назад +66

    Steve describes flying 1st class: "Everybody gettin' hot nuts....."

  • @RepublicofE
    @RepublicofE 5 лет назад +314

    "Give us this day our daily bread"
    Steve Harvey: Don't pray for more bread, pray for a stomach that don't need feeding!

    • @katiannacagle3244
      @katiannacagle3244 4 года назад +2

      RepublicofE why is this not top comment

    • @Leviathan-bh2my
      @Leviathan-bh2my 4 года назад

      "Oh what you think he cant do that, YOU THINK HES TO BIG FOR THAT !?!?"

  • @user-qz4bn2ui5t
    @user-qz4bn2ui5t 5 лет назад +1365

    “Why don’t you ask God for a car that don’t need fixing?”
    - Steve Harvey,
    the end of poverty, 2019. (Colorised)

    • @mattbradshaw7007
      @mattbradshaw7007 4 года назад +12

      Josh
      *colorised*

    • @ryann1384
      @ryann1384 4 года назад +51

      “The Earth is burning up, do not ask God for an end to climate change, ask for a brand new planet!”

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 4 года назад +7

      I genuinely thought he was joking. How can he be in the same Universe as Janice Joplin’s Mercedes Benz and be serious.

    • @evesapple
      @evesapple 4 года назад +9

      I love it. I was expecting him to preach against praying for material wealth. But no- he wants you to pray for more material wealth .
      Brilliant

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn 4 года назад +6

      @@evesapple You know he's the kind of asshole who'd be a prosperity gospel preacher if he were to switch to being a full time pastor.

  •  5 лет назад +8244

    My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus pulls up in a Maserati to flex on the sick and homeless

    • @Trylica
      @Trylica 5 лет назад +319

      With his slaves rolling out the red carpet

    • @nickgreenhow5513
      @nickgreenhow5513 5 лет назад +251

      He wasn't flexing, he was waking those sleepy heads up ya goof

    • @TheAwillz
      @TheAwillz 5 лет назад +89

      I liked the part with shoot-out with the t-Rex

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 5 лет назад +104

      I like the part where everything is on fire and Nicholas Cage is screaming a monologue

    • @murrax7639
      @murrax7639 5 лет назад +59

      Wearing a supreme shirt and yeezys

  • @TheCoolerReaper
    @TheCoolerReaper 3 года назад +154

    “Google is like God but Google actually answers”
    -Some drunk atheist on the Toronto light rail or me at 3am I don’t remember

    • @abhipai2109
      @abhipai2109 3 года назад +5

      Amen my guy atheists unite

    • @eyeover7307
      @eyeover7307 3 года назад +1

      @@abhipai2109 hello I’m mister christian can I join this conversation?

    • @abhipai2109
      @abhipai2109 3 года назад

      @@eyeover7307 go ahead dude

    • @eyeover7307
      @eyeover7307 2 года назад

      @M V yeno.

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 2 года назад

      @M V "Ok but are you a Catholic Atheist or a Protestant Atheist"
      -Dara O'Brien

  • @colinhayes1476
    @colinhayes1476 5 лет назад +1833

    This is wholly un-biblical as well. Paul actually says no prayer is too small... Wow steve, wow.

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 4 года назад +152

      I'm not even a Christian and I can tell you that Jesus never complained about people making small requests, but he did despise rich people :P

    • @AnonYMouse-ky4sg
      @AnonYMouse-ky4sg 4 года назад +48

      ateaparrot Not just “harder”...near impossible. He told a rich guy that he first had to get rid of all his stuff in order to follow him. Jesus was all about helping the poor, you can’t have a clean conscience if you’re rich and there’s so many poor people who could use what you have. There’s good evidence that you can’t be rich and also a true Christian, but very few “Christians” actually read the book they claim is so important.

    • @AnonYMouse-ky4sg
      @AnonYMouse-ky4sg 4 года назад +30

      Colin Hayes He thinks that because he’s rich, God has approved him and that he must be better than other people otherwise he wouldn’t be rich.

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 4 года назад +18

      You know what American Christianity is like - personal relationships with Jesus, whilst exclusively referring to Old Testament passages...

    • @alhassirakhdugani5813
      @alhassirakhdugani5813 4 года назад +6

      Anon YMouse there’s no evidence that rich people can’t be Christian. The idea that wealth automatically = immoral is a proven logical fallacy. The wealthy help more people than everyone else combined. In the last two decades the wealthy have reduced abject poverty in the world 50%

  • @viktoriya2145
    @viktoriya2145 5 лет назад +1343

    I prayed 5 times a day. Now I’m a billionaire. Thank you Steve

    • @fromdarktothelight9788
      @fromdarktothelight9788 5 лет назад +75

      Colleges hate him, find out why.

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 5 лет назад +50

      praying 5 times a day? you're a Muslim now

    • @meganfinch711
      @meganfinch711 5 лет назад +20

      Also didn’t sleep and spent all the money on overpriced haircuts. Thanks you Steve and also God.

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 5 лет назад +3

      Are you single?

    • @bdl2157
      @bdl2157 5 лет назад +15

      Viktoriya little did you know god charges $6000 per prayer

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 5 лет назад +870

    GOD: "I've been waiting ten years to give you this Dodge Viper, but you never asked for it. Dipshit."

    • @Borals
      @Borals 5 лет назад +16

      MrThirtyTwo it’s now a Nissan Maxima you fucked up

  • @ilikelebronjames6426
    @ilikelebronjames6426 4 года назад +45

    Jeff Bezos literally the richest man in the world, makes sure to sleep 7 - 9 hours of sleep a night. Wtf

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 3 года назад +17

      Consistently not getting enough sleep is one of the worst thing you can do for your productivity, health, and mental stability. What shitty advice.

  • @RiceSquad
    @RiceSquad 5 лет назад +2395

    No one gonna address the fact that Steve is bald? Why he need a $1500 haircut?

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 5 лет назад +26

      Branding/ marketing I'm guessing.

    • @momo_u
      @momo_u 5 лет назад +476

      they shave his head with an 18 karat gold straight razor and use caviar as aftershave

    • @memphisbayley9678
      @memphisbayley9678 5 лет назад +86

      But he has a thick sexy stache to maintain

    • @tr3ball_wavey473
      @tr3ball_wavey473 5 лет назад +82

      Hes trimming the hair downstairs

    • @IllDawgable
      @IllDawgable 5 лет назад +37

      That's back when he actually had hair. If you listen you can tell he is speaking in the past tense. King of Comedy is some *old* shit. I hate feeling like I'm condescending so maybe you all were joking.

  • @chairmanm3ow
    @chairmanm3ow 5 лет назад +668

    He's drunk on survivor's bias

    • @BenChaverin
      @BenChaverin 4 года назад +23

      Brutal, so true

    • @clueless_cutie
      @clueless_cutie 4 года назад +79

      This ^^^^
      By blaming the poor for being poor he is ungrateful for those who gave him opportunities to be where he is today while simultaneously preaching that the poor deserve to be poor because it's their fault. Not crippling health debts or student loan debt. Guess you shouldn't have gotten cancer. Whoops.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 4 года назад +33

      Survivor’s bias is one of the biggest tests of compassion. Will you assume the circumstances of another person’s life, or will you withhold judgment? In my opinion I think it’s a reason Jesus advocated for rich people to donate their money. That way their own successes, gifts and luck wouldn’t poison their ideas on the less fortunate.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 4 года назад +8

      @Cats Steve seems to believe in prosperity gospel so I doubt it.

  • @evanb5033
    @evanb5033 4 года назад +2489

    HOW DID WE GO OVER THE FACT THAT A MAN MAKES 6K A WEEK TO CUT HIS BALD HEAD

    • @jewelbency5072
      @jewelbency5072 4 года назад +76

      Yaa man. How come Gus didn't bring that up.

    • @ShanniBananni
      @ShanniBananni 4 года назад +35

      He used to have hair. His line-up was on point back then

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 4 года назад +29

      @@ShanniBananni that shit looked fake like lined that bitch up then put it on

    • @xa-12musk67
      @xa-12musk67 4 года назад +77

      And 4 times a week. What is he cutting? His scalp?

    • @amberwamber8329
      @amberwamber8329 4 года назад +84

      Guys we're just missing the point. He must be bald *because* he gets his hair cut four times a week

  • @Luckypants2113
    @Luckypants2113 3 года назад +26

    The sleeping bit really gets me. It’s been a couple decades since I went to church or read the Bible but I recall something in there about a day of rest...... that lazy god. Taking a whole day off, so lazy. I bet gods poor too.

    • @CrimsonSlytherin
      @CrimsonSlytherin Год назад

      I just imagine all the gods of old on a playground going off on El being like “yooo lazy god needed a day of rest brooo” and El goes “well least I didn’t vomit the world out eh?” (I think its mbombo does that)
      Vishnu just breathes the world out into existence, Etc

  • @Mr.Saephan503
    @Mr.Saephan503 5 лет назад +739

    "Everybody get hot nuts" Steve Harvey 2019

  • @nackbaxster1369
    @nackbaxster1369 5 лет назад +543

    Us Christians call this the "Health and Wealth Gospel" and it is very anti-biblical and dangerous.

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 4 года назад +41

      But a good way to make personal gain.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +53

      My parents call it the "Prosperity Gospel"

    • @L3cargo
      @L3cargo 4 года назад +50

      my dad's been following Harvey's teachings and likes to gather the family around so he can preach (see: rant) about how we're still poor because we "aren't praying for the right things". man I hate prosperity gospel, it's a harmful mindset that can seriously mess you up mentally. all anyone in my family's got from that belief is an inferiority complex.

    • @DubstepCherry
      @DubstepCherry 4 года назад +3

      Us Atheists call this fuckin bullshit like the rest of the bible.

    • @Zenkai251
      @Zenkai251 4 года назад +8

      The Bible says the Gospel is foolishness to those who are being lost.

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 5 лет назад +798

    Gus exposing Steve Harvey for being a crappy motivational speaker is very motivational.

    • @ghostophelia2245
      @ghostophelia2245 5 лет назад

      Hey! It's tattoo asmr! Love it work

    • @jovinbertoia9243
      @jovinbertoia9243 5 лет назад

      @@ghostophelia2245 fuck off

    • @whatevsnevs7689
      @whatevsnevs7689 5 лет назад

      Mr. Tattoo ASMR One of the many celebrity hacks in this world. I hope Gus does one on “Drs.” Oz and Phil.

  • @Lee-wb5yx
    @Lee-wb5yx 4 года назад +21

    " They come in white,
    They come in black "
    *Cries in yellow*

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 5 лет назад +1289

    I want u to be my preacher

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 5 лет назад +1402

    You think God doesn't know you didn't get Sven a present? Don't pray for subs, pray for a whole new *brother*

    • @95hamsterlover
      @95hamsterlover 5 лет назад +24

      bröther

    • @iminthefnzone1515
      @iminthefnzone1515 5 лет назад +28

      You think Gus is jealous that he got the dumb simple name, and his brother got the dope name “Sven”?

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 5 лет назад +5

      @@iminthefnzone1515 But they both still have that basic last name no matter what

    • @Iexpedite1
      @Iexpedite1 5 лет назад +4

      Ask him for a brother that is satisfied with the nothing you get him every year.

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 5 лет назад

      Oh no.

  • @bedtimemma
    @bedtimemma 5 лет назад +1212

    Just ordered my rich peoples bible, very happy to say I'm now a billionaire and my school disappeared

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +13

      Smite that bitch like Sodom and Gamorah

    • @realmaletearsaspatriarchys1351
      @realmaletearsaspatriarchys1351 4 года назад +2

      It never helps when so many dudes are breeding so many kids that they can't feed! stay alone and wait until you can pay for your kids instead of tossing them onto society and force the world to deal with it! Steve is an example of a black sexist, racist beta male bitch liar, false preacher & hypocrite !!

    • @realmaletearsaspatriarchys1351
      @realmaletearsaspatriarchys1351 4 года назад

      why isn't he feeding or helping all his black brothers and sisters in need?

    • @burkles4456
      @burkles4456 4 года назад

      Gillette Razor Crybabies Fear Womens Power I’m confused by your trolling technique, your user name and your comment are slightly contradicting.

  • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
    @Shoulderpads-mcgee 4 года назад +27

    “I don’t even make $6000 in a week”
    It’s because you love SLEEP

  • @Hyndergogen9
    @Hyndergogen9 4 года назад +749

    Steve is approaching the point when he says "Rich people don't sleep 8 hours a day" yeah so we have a system that means you can't succeed and get a healthy amount of sleep. That's a problem.

    • @missmelodies52
      @missmelodies52 4 года назад +78

      "I slept two hours a week and have been depressed for the last 23 years and it's going great for me! That's WHY I lick the system's boots for fun!" LMAO

    • @mea2429
      @mea2429 4 года назад +70

      most rich people don’t even work that hard, they’re already successful. poor people don’t get 8 hours of sleep because they have 3 jobs and are still struggling

    • @Nnyandmmy
      @Nnyandmmy 4 года назад +32

      Rich people have people that do stuff for them that poor people have to spend time on themselves. This bullshit of “we all have the same 24 hours” ain’t true when you have a nanny for your kids and a maid and a chef who free up your time for you.

    • @amberwamber8329
      @amberwamber8329 4 года назад +10

      @@Nnyandmmy The majority of wealth is inherited too, so for most people what Steve preaches just isn't possible

    • @henryworks9089
      @henryworks9089 4 года назад +5

      "Who here loves to sleep?"
      WTF is the problem with sleeping? Not to mention enjoying sleep.

  • @silentnightingale613
    @silentnightingale613 4 года назад +386

    "Rich people don't sleep 8 hours a day."
    Then I should be Jeff Bezos right now???

    • @miles976
      @miles976 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @wilhelmburgdorf9309
      @wilhelmburgdorf9309 4 года назад

      Ballsack hair

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 3 года назад +7

      fun fact: Bezos does sleep 8 hoursper night. He says his sleep is important.
      Ariana Huntington also is rich and she sleeps 8h too. She even wrote a book on how important sleeping is.

    • @NeighborSenpai
      @NeighborSenpai 3 года назад +5

      @@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult yes but does Jeff Bezos have a show where he talks absolute jiberish and is extremely misogynistic on national television?

  • @glutenfreedaddy480
    @glutenfreedaddy480 5 лет назад +1236

    “don’t sleep it makes you poor and being poor is a character flaw” -jesus, apparently

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +59

      Emphasis on the “apparently” lol Jesus was the one that was like “y’all need to take one day of the week off to rest”

    • @glutenfreedaddy480
      @glutenfreedaddy480 5 лет назад +14

      Elizabeth DesRuisseau - exactly lmao

    • @DragonMaiden77
      @DragonMaiden77 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah if we start looking at the Bible and Jesus for moral lessons we’d all be horrible evil people. For real, some fucked up shit.
      Don’t shoot the messenger 🤷‍♀️

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +33

      @@glutenfreedaddy480 greatest part is that jesus was poor too lol.... steve needs to get it together smh.

    • @lukericker8325
      @lukericker8325 5 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth DesRuisseau Nah, you’re thinking of the Jews. Jesus did work on the Sabbath.

  • @itsaspiracle
    @itsaspiracle 3 года назад +7

    i’ve watched this video like 15 times and every time the first lecture pisses me off so much
    “‘lord help me make my rent’ well don’t he always?”
    .............. no, steve?????? so many people do not make rent?????? it is so wild how out of touch he is as someone who at one point was houseless

    • @veeryrare7492
      @veeryrare7492 3 года назад +2

      Not all rich people are assholes, some people are born like that and Steve is one of them. He was poor but as soon as he got wealth he started making fun of poor people and he’s also a cheater, liar and is sexist. He also thinks that if you don’t believe in God then you must not have a moral barometer.

  • @GeneralWarburg
    @GeneralWarburg 5 лет назад +676

    Steve Harvey: *grows beard* Time to become a televangelist.

  • @ajom2184
    @ajom2184 5 лет назад +173

    Steve Harvey sounds like the drunk dude hanging out at the family reunion who is a deacon at a church in South Carolina

  • @ka-im5nd
    @ka-im5nd 5 лет назад +487

    For real, I HATE when rich people are like "you're poor because you don't pray and because you don't work hard enough".
    My dad came from literal poverty. My family came close to losing our house during my childhood, and for a while my parents couldn't afford to feed all of us.
    My parents also prayed DAILY and REGULARLY, read their Bibles and went to church at least once a week, every week.
    My dad worked a 70 HOUR WEEK for over a year at one point, and never went below 50 hours until he had a MENTAL BREAKDOWN from how hard he was working and had to go in an AMBULANCE to hospital and stay there because of how severely ill he got from the stress and exhaustion.
    But yeah Mr Billionaire, you're right. They just didn't pray or work hard enough.

    • @alt-tiztik
      @alt-tiztik 5 лет назад +32

      The rich will find no comfort in the shadow nor shade of gods judgment

    • @badassmcgilicutty6415
      @badassmcgilicutty6415 5 лет назад +15

      Well, I mean, it is because you need to work hard in life, God loves a hard worker, but he does not care if you are rich or poor, "For man sees what appeals to the eyes, but God sees into the Heart." -1 Samuel 16:7.

    • @ozbullymorales1020
      @ozbullymorales1020 5 лет назад

      Now you’re getting it.

    • @libidinistlyn
      @libidinistlyn 5 лет назад +41

      Especially since his fame was basically handed to him by orprah like ole boy isn’t even that hard of a worker

    • @ka-im5nd
      @ka-im5nd 5 лет назад +13

      @@dancerxfox-8113 It has, thank you. We're in a much better place now financially. Took a long time (unfortunately my dad's breakdown coincided with the 2007 crash so things were real bad after that), but we're stable now. Again, thank you :).

  • @fawnajohnson6130
    @fawnajohnson6130 3 года назад +10

    "You know how many hair cuts I got a week? Four hair cuts a week."
    Ahhhh, so that's why he's bald!

  • @lukemjm
    @lukemjm 5 лет назад +298

    I truly hate Prosperity Doctrine. 100% taking advantage of people who need money. Also 100% taking advantage of religion and people who want to believe in something bigger than themselves. That's 200% bad!

    • @murrax7639
      @murrax7639 5 лет назад +33

      Luke Miller It also just demeans Christianity. Jesus actually said “And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven.” Not “If you don’t sleep and get rich, i gotchu”

    • @bryanwhitehurst1697
      @bryanwhitehurst1697 5 лет назад +13

      Steve Harvey makes other Christians look unintelligent.

    • @casperrr9929
      @casperrr9929 5 лет назад +10

      @ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ I bet you're one of those teens that has self diagnosed depression.

    • @acomatosemob
      @acomatosemob 5 лет назад +4

      @@casperrr9929 and you probably love the smell of your own shit.

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame 5 лет назад +1

      Biblical Prosperity becomes an issue when people present it wrong and try to misuse it. Truth of the matter is that there are things purchased for us in the atonement that we don't have to experience to go to heaven, yet God intends for us to utilize for the betterment of those around us (including for our well-being). People tend to get really upset when you say something like "God wants people to be healthy/prosperous/delivered" for a multitude of reasons. One of the larger reasons being selfish misuse of the gifts and callings of God.
      As far as prosperity goes, God's idea of prosperity, in part, is having to _give_. If you are a faithful steward of His calling in your life, with the things you own (really, it doesn't exactly belong to us anyhow), and the relationships you have, God will see that you are faithful in little and grow you in these areas. In turn, we're to pour out to those around us the blessing that God has given us. By being faithful in giving and stewarding the growth, He'll give us more. And then we'll have more to give, which we pour out to those around us. You can't do that if you don't have anything to give (but really, even the widow gave two mites, so we can all start somewhere.). While it includes money, it's honestly a lot bigger than it. But that's where people draw the biggest issue, and I daresay that is part of the reason people miss the bigger picture.
      It's easy to call preachers out on the whole "Prosperity Gospel" deal, but like most false doctrines, there's usually some truth muddled in there.

  • @kaielkins6375
    @kaielkins6375 4 года назад +236

    “YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP BEING POOR!!”

  • @GreenLotuss
    @GreenLotuss 5 лет назад +347

    Sleep paralysis demon but its Steve harvey in the corner saying it's in your bible

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +13

      Why’s there a “but” in this sentence? That’s my actual sleep paralysis demon 😂 😂 😂

    • @Tuxwell
      @Tuxwell 5 лет назад +7

      Elizabeth DesRuisseau same but mine is the white steve harvey threatening to send me to the ranch

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +8

      TJ Collins that's mine every third Wednesday, idk why. They alternate, i think they may be dating not sure

    • @winterwolf6910
      @winterwolf6910 4 года назад

      Wait you guys only have to deal with one Steve Harvey at a time?

  • @w47willrise
    @w47willrise 4 года назад +10

    Steve be like if you're depressed just be happy. Steve's logic.

  • @deanc9195
    @deanc9195 5 лет назад +268

    *”E’RYBODY GOT HAWT NUTZ!”* -Dr Stepe Hervey

    • @sandyknowles5638
      @sandyknowles5638 5 лет назад +2

      This comment is hilarious 🤣

    • @vicvinegar6828
      @vicvinegar6828 5 лет назад +1

      Really proud that I got the 69th like on this comment.

    • @dannymarie
      @dannymarie 5 лет назад

      🅱️eve 🅱️arvey

  • @Laizerdisk
    @Laizerdisk 5 лет назад +463

    Steve Harvey came to my school as a guest speaker and said a TON of misogynistic things in the time allotted to him so I dont feel much need to follow his scripture

    • @slickboyist
      @slickboyist 4 года назад +36

      Lazerdisck What kinda misogynistic stuff did he say?

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +28

      @@slickboyist I dunno man, probably some very misogynistic stuff

    • @rocketdave719
      @rocketdave719 4 года назад +41

      Look up "shit Steve Harvey says" and you'll probably get a few examples of his misogyny, not to mention his religious bigotry and homophobia, etc.

    • @andrewsmith3014
      @andrewsmith3014 4 года назад +13

      Lazerdisck Don’t follow a preacher follow Jesus

    • @AnnabellaCarter
      @AnnabellaCarter 4 года назад +3

      Piglet Smith no

  • @Pandidolod
    @Pandidolod 5 лет назад +1142

    I tried exposing myself to better things once, and now I'm not allowed within 100 yards of Keanu Reeves.

  • @The1andonlyTravusd
    @The1andonlyTravusd 4 года назад +2

    That’s why it’s called the “Good Word” (mind blown) lol that had me rolling. The expression on your face was priceless.

  • @nicecupoftea7102
    @nicecupoftea7102 5 лет назад +580

    Putting salt lamp in the background to file it as a work expense, delightfully devilish!

    • @DougTheFresh
      @DougTheFresh 5 лет назад +29

      SEY-MOURRRRRRRR!!!

    • @conedx
      @conedx 5 лет назад +5

      on this weeks comedy bang bang podcast they were talking about salt lamps and i'd never heard of it until then. NOW THIS!

  • @hilde2097
    @hilde2097 4 года назад +323

    "Everybody get HOT N U T S" - Steve Harvey

    • @flaviuscountry
      @flaviuscountry 3 года назад +6

      I’m writing it now. EGHN’s will be the Summer ‘21 biggest song. I love it.

  • @granthughes5416
    @granthughes5416 5 лет назад +6218

    You think God ain't don't know you got Cancer? Don't be praying for treatment to work. Ask for a whole new B O D Y.

    • @parazitkolol
      @parazitkolol 5 лет назад +245

      You don't think God ain't don't not now you aint not got not no f----ng bone marrow? You aint not no prayin no good. You don't not ain't no be thinking that aint no not too good for God?

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 5 лет назад +175

      YoU tHiNK gOd DoN't kNOw yoU tRanS? dOn't aSk fOR hOrMOnes! aSk fo a WHOLE NEW HOOHAW!

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 5 лет назад +47

      Grant Hughes What if you want a new body of the other sex? Thinking that brand new.. E X P E N S I V E other body.. not some rinky dink used crap.

    • @celia7983
      @celia7983 5 лет назад +2

      *Mad Facts*

    • @DianaB-vm1hj
      @DianaB-vm1hj 5 лет назад +27

      I know you meant this as a joke but some christians would genuinely say this lol

  • @jackdngur6370
    @jackdngur6370 4 года назад +2

    Why cant I have a reaction that adequately expresses how much I love your desk vids. The 👍 doesn't cut it.

  • @shawntingley1247
    @shawntingley1247 4 года назад +3446

    Dude I'm literally homeless watching this through Walmart wifi 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @colin5115
      @colin5115 4 года назад +257

      Shawn Tingley attaboy.

    • @DrMantisToboggan69
      @DrMantisToboggan69 4 года назад +750

      Did you get your rich people Bible yet? Come bro get on that

    • @pokedexter3337
      @pokedexter3337 4 года назад +658

      Hope it gets better man

    • @SubliminalMessagesTV
      @SubliminalMessagesTV 4 года назад +536

      PRAY HARDER MAAAAN
      I'm only joking and I do hope you're better now. This lifes a mfkn beach. I recall being homeless myself.

    • @duderino4279
      @duderino4279 4 года назад +522

      You homeless cause you love to sleep. SMH.
      In all seriousness, hope things get better for you. Sending positive vibes.

  • @savhannah9889
    @savhannah9889 5 лет назад +588

    "Don't pursue your dreams. You're too old."
    -Steve Harvey

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 5 лет назад

      Good advice, tbh

    • @gigangreg7837
      @gigangreg7837 5 лет назад +8

      @@fulcrumthebrave5715 I mean I think Steve Harvey himself only got really famous later in his life though

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 5 лет назад +1

      @@fulcrumthebrave5715 You're kidding, right? That's horrible advice. That advice only sounds good if you're a) 12 years old and everyone over 18 seems ancient to you, or b) you're Steve Harvey.

    • @alphareccon1059
      @alphareccon1059 5 лет назад

      Yo, do you know the outro do the video ?

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 5 лет назад

      @@PeanutButterZombie00 yes, that's pretty obviously a joke. Or I thought it was.

  • @damarislindsay6450
    @damarislindsay6450 5 лет назад +511

    Are we just gonna ignore how Steve Harvey doesn’t even have any hair

    • @LanesClassicComedy95
      @LanesClassicComedy95 5 лет назад +108

      The result of too many haircuts

    • @harveyatlaw
      @harveyatlaw 5 лет назад +7

      top shelf comment had me a giggle

    • @koubalt5574
      @koubalt5574 5 лет назад +19

      6,000 a week

    • @DickfaceMcGhee
      @DickfaceMcGhee 5 лет назад +11

      You don’t want to know this.
      But he used to.
      Google Steve Harvey with hair. It’s horrifying.

    • @NekroFreq
      @NekroFreq 5 лет назад +4

      should have prayed for hair

  • @justicerainz
    @justicerainz 3 года назад +9

    I love how Steve is like, "it says this in the Bible" and then "quotes" something. What he said isn't in the Bible. Half of what he said is, but the first half isn't at all. By doing that he's removing the proper context and meaning to the verse. He might want to go back to that verse and reread it

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 5 лет назад +606

    Steve: You can't just make a lot of money because you've got Google!
    Software Developers:

    • @ConnorShea
      @ConnorShea 5 лет назад +12

      Vok250 exactly what I was thinking

  • @Sean-yd4mi
    @Sean-yd4mi 5 лет назад +290

    Steve Harvey doesn’t sleep at all that’s what makes him so crazy

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 5 лет назад +215

    Steve Harvey was paying $6000 a week for Haircuts and that's why he's bald now.

  • @bennettsprague4804
    @bennettsprague4804 3 года назад +5

    I love how Gus straight up stumbled across a rich person conspiracy in the middle of this

  • @tylerc9502
    @tylerc9502 4 года назад +603

    meanwhile the haircutter is like "shh, nobody tell Steve he's bald" and everyone's just like "Alright"
    like this is some emperor's new clothes type of bs

    • @heyheyheywhat5216
      @heyheyheywhat5216 3 года назад +33

      @Oliver Hickey please tell me ur joking

    • @godusopp9557
      @godusopp9557 3 года назад +8

      @Oliver Hickey 😐

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 года назад +1

      When he did the Steve Harvey show he still had hair. Wore a flattop. I assume the barber was around for consistency in shots, so that he doesn't have randomly changing hair over multiple days of shooting.

    • @aphyTTR
      @aphyTTR 3 года назад

      @Oliver Hickey Have you ever-

    • @isaiah-the-starborn
      @isaiah-the-starborn 3 года назад +1

      It said empowers guys

  • @bones4061
    @bones4061 5 лет назад +547

    Damn Gus be dummy thick in those shorts

    • @nastybigJim
      @nastybigJim 5 лет назад +21

      HitTheJackpot ‘Twas looking for this comment

    • @audreyhoover442
      @audreyhoover442 5 лет назад +2

      *philly slick

    • @pancakesonrage902
      @pancakesonrage902 5 лет назад +6

      The clap of his ass cheeks is too much for me

    • @LilyN2099
      @LilyN2099 5 лет назад +1

      i was just about to comment about that

    • @streetsign460
      @streetsign460 5 лет назад

      I said the same thing😂😂😂

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 4 года назад +149

    Can you imagine paying to see Family Feud live and then find yourself in an impromptu sermon from the host.

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 3 года назад +12

      I'd be laughing my ass off and get kicked out.

  • @mentalpopcorn2304
    @mentalpopcorn2304 4 года назад +9

    Just wait till Steve learns sleeping less than 8 hours a night is literally detrimental to your health in the long term

  • @tugger
    @tugger 4 года назад +251

    ""The eye of a needle" is scripture quoting Jesus recorded in the synoptic gospels: I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

    • @ChuntyMcFist
      @ChuntyMcFist 4 года назад

      Meanwhile, in Dublin...

    • @David-se5ph
      @David-se5ph 3 года назад +21

      I think he meant when rich, it is easy to get caught up in the abundance of material things that life can offer, we can forget to praise God for it, or we feel so great that we feel that we don’t need God since we have all this wealth.

    • @reedplaysgames
      @reedplaysgames 3 года назад +8

      @Boundary Theory oof we got a redditor here

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose 3 года назад +2

      @OsmiumUnderscore ok and?

    • @guano524
      @guano524 3 года назад +1

      @OsmiumUnderscore Lmaoo

  • @evan-xf4ty
    @evan-xf4ty 4 года назад +982

    Steve Harvey: Don't be poor, don't sleep, and pray better
    Well boys, we did it, poverty is no more

    • @cannicole
      @cannicole 3 года назад +21

      Omfg ur POOR?/??/? LOL just stop sleeping and pray for a new car you idiot LMAO!1!!1

    • @ashina5924
      @ashina5924 3 года назад +14

      When 70% of the country is christian and 80% of the population own less money than the top 10%

    • @grantadamson3478
      @grantadamson3478 3 года назад +2

      Unfortunately there is a huge percentage of the US population that will actually believe this crap.

    • @ball8182
      @ball8182 3 года назад

      Steve: You don’t have money, just get a job five head.

  • @moonagedaydream3488
    @moonagedaydream3488 4 года назад +756

    i like how everything he’s saying is the opposite of the entire bible

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 3 года назад +66

      Not everything I guess. He's very selectively taking parts that he likes and adding his personal spin on it.
      The bible is huge, is written by people in a sometimes vague way, and has contradictions. Anyone can use it to say that just about any action is actually christian.

    • @xavierfauver
      @xavierfauver 3 года назад +43

      @@jankbunky4279 Yeah but it is explicitly against rich people

    • @griffinmcgonagle3272
      @griffinmcgonagle3272 3 года назад +22

      Wait the Bible isn’t about how to get rich?

    • @CytanAJ
      @CytanAJ 3 года назад +1

      @@jankbunky4279 written by people? Doesnt sound right

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 3 года назад +10

      @@jankbunky4279 I mean ur statement sums up not only steve but also majority of Christians who nitpicks what they want to follow and preach to others this shit but get so angry to others who dont even the bible says otherwise

  • @ShitHappensRLY
    @ShitHappensRLY 4 года назад +4

    Steve Harvey reminded me that professor in uni who's trying to give his audience "life advice" on a break

  • @user-qz4bn2ui5t
    @user-qz4bn2ui5t 5 лет назад +323

    Homeless person: Please God let me find shelter for the night.
    Steve Christ: Why don’t you ask for a house that don’t need fixing?
    Homeless person: Wow I’ve never thought of that SANDRA I HAVE AN IDEA!

  • @syd6964
    @syd6964 5 лет назад +68

    Can yall imagine being in the audience just wanting to watch your fav gameshow live or whatever and suddening steve starts preaching and youre like ??????

    • @majones117
      @majones117 4 года назад

      "Oh gee, I would love to hear about Jesus, but uuhhh I just remembered, I got to shit."

  • @withoutlimits16
    @withoutlimits16 5 лет назад +201

    “Don’t sleep.” - the Bible
    Rich people are bad at this stuff.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 лет назад +1

      @S billings Then you are obviously doing something wrong. Instead of sleeping, have you thought about spending those 7-8 hours a day praying to god to give you stuff? You could ALREADY be massively rich if you had done that instead of sleeping and trying it yourself when you are awake.

  • @Just-A-Trans-Girl
    @Just-A-Trans-Girl 4 года назад +5

    "You up your ask, he up your give"
    Pillow Guy is listening. . .

  • @jessicarae3987
    @jessicarae3987 5 лет назад +410

    It sounds like Steve doesn't know what depression is nor how mental health effects people.

    • @mouseonthestreets8675
      @mouseonthestreets8675 5 лет назад +13

      Jessica Rae He’s rich, makes sense

    • @JohnDoe-fo7hh
      @JohnDoe-fo7hh 5 лет назад +34

      @@mouseonthestreets8675 oh shut up you resentful prick 😂 hes just a shitty person, money doesn't matter. I know plenty of good people with money and plenty of good people without.

    • @JohnDoe-fo7hh
      @JohnDoe-fo7hh 5 лет назад +19

      @Outer Worlds yes

    • @doctapeppur1900
      @doctapeppur1900 5 лет назад +17

      @@mouseonthestreets8675 dumbest shit i've read in a while

    • @jessyjulie5506
      @jessyjulie5506 5 лет назад +10

      Just don't be mentally ill!!! Duh!!

  • @crookeddesk
    @crookeddesk 5 лет назад +101

    Thanks Steve! to succeed and become happy in life I just need to follow these steps:
    Don't get any education
    Only fly first class
    Give up on my dreams
    Don't sleep

  • @ohhello2526
    @ohhello2526 4 года назад +521

    I was hoping he’d be like “don’t ask to fix your car... ask to be taken care of. Ask that god helps you find a way to work in his own way”
    But instead he straight up says “ask for a better car”

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +36

      That's not even how prayer works. You're not supposed to ask for a Lambo, because God's probable not going to give it you

    • @2036za
      @2036za 4 года назад +8

      Coolio Star Stache then what’s the point of praying if he won’t answer?

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +16

      @@2036za God isn't a genie, as in he doesn't give you what you want just because. God decides if what you pray for is what he wants for your life. God decides what's best for you in the long run. It might seem weird in the short term, but God always had a plan. A lambo might not fit in that plan. Or maybe years later, you get that lambo, who knows

    • @2036za
      @2036za 4 года назад +11

      @@cooliostarstache5474 So if I am a good person and I got cancer and prayed to god for healing would he grant my prayer of would he leave me to die?

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +5

      @@2036za I don't know. That's for him to decide

  • @hunters6940
    @hunters6940 4 года назад +8

    Harvey is eating his words now since during quarantine, everyone’s sleeping past 8am.

  • @aquestionabletaryn
    @aquestionabletaryn 5 лет назад +711

    God: hey, don’t rack up your earthy possessions, cuz they don’t matter. Rack up your Spiritual Wealth or whatever.
    Steve Harvey: HERES HOW THE BIBLE SAYS TO GET RICH Y’ALL

    • @DKDuchy
      @DKDuchy 5 лет назад +76

      Hes literally saying "pray to God for Him to give you more earthly possessions so you can be more comfortable and more independent of God"
      That's about as backwards as it gets.

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 5 лет назад +18

      "Prosperity Gospel" 🙄

    • @kharitonovboyanaleskeevich4226
      @kharitonovboyanaleskeevich4226 5 лет назад +5

      @@DKDuchy fuck this God, he wants us uncomfortable so we can think about him more, smh. For someone so powerful he is narcissistic.

    • @lazerman76
      @lazerman76 5 лет назад +13

      Kharitonov Boyan Aleskeevich if you truly believe Jesus
      Died for your sins you may feel uncomfortable but
      There is immense love even through the hard and uncomfortable times. God doesn't cause bad things to happen it's because mankind wants to live apart from God on there own and fight and kill each other.

    • @speedfastman
      @speedfastman 5 лет назад +7

      @@lazerman76 Too bad you don't have any facts to back up these claims and these are all just your feelings.

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 5 лет назад +81

    My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus walked up to the poor blind beggars and was like “LOL just stop being poor and blind losers 😂😂😂”

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 4 года назад

      oof

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 4 года назад +3

      @Please Complete All Fields That was said by God to Moses, specifically in the law that was overturned when Jesus died on earth.
      So disabled people are all good.

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 4 года назад +4

      @Please Complete All Fields That law was given only to the Israelites, the Bible makes this clear at Deuteronomy 5:1-3 and Psalm 147:19, 20.
      The many sacrifices required by the Law reminded the Israelites that they were sinners who needed a Savior, that Savior being Jesus Christ.
      the Bible also says: “Christ is the end of the [Mosiac] Law.”-Romans 10:4; 6:14.
      Though I must agree that it's sad that many Christians do not follow their own beliefs.
      P.S., Sorry about not covering everything you asked, but I'm a bit busy at the moment, I might come back and edit it. All your questions and points are good and valid.

  • @theepilepticinsomniac282
    @theepilepticinsomniac282 5 лет назад +189

    I think "haircut" must be Steve's code for crack.

  • @leavemealone9921
    @leavemealone9921 4 года назад +5

    Dude the Lil Peep candle is everything

  • @belsnickel9568
    @belsnickel9568 5 лет назад +173

    Guy who just wanted to see the Steve Harvey Show and gets ambushed by preacher Steve: “Dude. What is happening?”

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 5 лет назад +25

      I'd be so pissed if I was just trying to get on family feud and instead not only do I have to watch some other family get money, I have to sit through Steve's Punishment.

    • @belsnickel9568
      @belsnickel9568 5 лет назад

      BEANS! 😂😂😂

  • @obrien92
    @obrien92 5 лет назад +435

    steve rambling about first class is the most privileged bs i’ve ever heard

    • @AdjacentJustice
      @AdjacentJustice 5 лет назад +35

      chloë holt Ironically that was the most informative thing he said. Simply listing the features of a service for three minutes meant he went three minutes without lying.

    • @awesomevideos32
      @awesomevideos32 5 лет назад +1

      Um have I seen you in the fredo disco instagram comments???

    • @obrien92
      @obrien92 5 лет назад

      Tech Support heck yeah you have haha

    • @mikearonYT
      @mikearonYT 5 лет назад +2

      chloë holt and yet I loved every second of it lol

    • @PerkSystem
      @PerkSystem 5 лет назад

      @@AdjacentJustice that's a big oof

  • @BigYous
    @BigYous 5 лет назад +164

    I never knew it was so expensive for Steve Harvey to get his bald head shaved 4 times a week

    • @soppingwetburgers6493
      @soppingwetburgers6493 5 лет назад +8

      Steve harvey wasnt bald back when he was doing the kings of comedy.

  • @JosephY29
    @JosephY29 3 года назад

    "You get the pieces you put them together" never been asked to put together a bit in a video for myself and thats honestly the best thing right now

  • @RandomPerson-eh7mn
    @RandomPerson-eh7mn 4 года назад +110

    Steve Harvey: only has a moustache.
    Also Steve Harvey: gets 4 haircuts a week.

    • @SeaDubya
      @SeaDubya 4 года назад +5

      random person back In the 90s. When he had a hi-top on The Steve Harvey Show

    • @goathead1428
      @goathead1428 3 года назад +7

      They trim each individual moustache hair

  • @celia9112
    @celia9112 5 лет назад +189

    This is prosperity gospel straight out of privileged mega churches

  • @BadDuckyDoneGood
    @BadDuckyDoneGood 5 лет назад +242

    Jeff Bezos literally is quoted as saying that he prioritizes gettin eight hours of sleep a night 😂😂😂

    • @whssem4793
      @whssem4793 5 лет назад +43

      That's why he's poor. We're rich, we can afford to lose sleep cause we have two jobs!

    • @LukasThyss
      @LukasThyss 5 лет назад +16

      i just had an exam about circadian rhythms and how important sleep is for like pretty much everything and steve fucking harvey telling people not to prioritise sleeping enough every night makes me very angry

    • @marioalfredo5542
      @marioalfredo5542 5 лет назад +11

      Almost like having a consistent sleep schedule allows you to put more energy in your job and become more successful.
      HMM.

    • @a-dawghunchback6927
      @a-dawghunchback6927 5 лет назад +2

      BadDuckyDoneGood have you seen the pic of him in a death robot yet

    • @BadDuckyDoneGood
      @BadDuckyDoneGood 5 лет назад

      A-dawg Hunchback lol nope

  • @Pineapple-ed2jr
    @Pineapple-ed2jr 3 года назад

    You have that lamp i wanted but it had the wrong plug socket adapter... i contribute so much to this society its immesurable

  • @Annie-br2uh
    @Annie-br2uh 4 года назад +301

    Steve Harvey’s voice sounds like John Mulaney’s Ice T impression.

    • @ianrehmel4245
      @ianrehmel4245 4 года назад +19

      Now i cant unhear it

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 года назад +32

      Or like when you eat to much chocolate cake?

    • @urradstepdad7503
      @urradstepdad7503 3 года назад +16

      @@lj.853 Or like when someone bets the house on the ponies?

    • @jamestaylor5417
      @jamestaylor5417 3 года назад +15

      Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake.. and then barfs it up?

    • @whateverwhatever860
      @whateverwhatever860 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like a downgraded dollar stor Nic Cage

  • @YakitoriQueen
    @YakitoriQueen 4 года назад +149

    the extent of this rich privileged dude's lack of self-awareness is astounding

    • @trijetz3562
      @trijetz3562 3 года назад +14

      It's like a middle schooler giving relationship advice

    • @shuckieboi3271
      @shuckieboi3271 3 года назад

      @@trijetz3562 more like elementary

  • @franscartoons
    @franscartoons 5 лет назад +44

    The louder you are, the righter you are.

    • @KurooTori
      @KurooTori 5 лет назад +1

      AGREED

    • @fleecefoxes6471
      @fleecefoxes6471 5 лет назад

      WELL MAYBE! I KNOW YOU ARE CORRECT CUZ I AM RIGHT!!!!

  • @aaronryan4398
    @aaronryan4398 4 года назад

    I rewatch the two Steve Harvey videos like once every two weeks. I Love them so much

  • @a.j.spaude8368
    @a.j.spaude8368 5 лет назад +27

    I'm a Christian, and people like Joel Osteen and apparently Steve Harvey who teach the prosperity gospel have never even cracked the Bible open. It's not about getting rich

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +651

    Hey, I’ll listen to doctor Phil on night mode any day

    • @PapaSage
      @PapaSage 5 лет назад +8

      Holy shit 😂

    • @tengkualiff
      @tengkualiff 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @cosmicpanda7043
      @cosmicpanda7043 5 лет назад +2

      @@BigBoy-ok3eg I need it...

    • @pedrobury6275
      @pedrobury6275 5 лет назад +6

      CosmicPanda
      I don’t need it
      I don’t need it
      I don’t need it
      I NEED IT!!!!!!!

  • @dontchewglass
    @dontchewglass 5 лет назад +128

    "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven"
    "He who has two tunics shall give one to the man who has none, and he who has food shall do the same"
    "You cannot serve both money and the Lord"
    "The meek shall inherit the earth"
    "Renounce all your possessions and follow me"

    • @kentuckystyletrueliferawre1976
      @kentuckystyletrueliferawre1976 5 лет назад +1

      dontchewglass Aman brothet∆

    • @landonanderson7015
      @landonanderson7015 5 лет назад +3

      Ha ha I have no idea what this means!

    • @AJ69238
      @AJ69238 5 лет назад +2

      *Did jesus preach communism?*

    • @AJ69238
      @AJ69238 5 лет назад

      @Mac Matheson and that's the basis of communism.

    • @AJ69238
      @AJ69238 5 лет назад

      @Mac Matheson well, I think the law should take moral obligation into account. I don't support communism as a whole, because that turned out to be a disaster, but I do think that the rich should be far more heavily taxed.