Kay Kay I wish!!! I work at a gas station/truck stop and the guys - no matter how insistently I tell them I’m not interested - refuse to stop talking to me. I’ve had to threaten to call the cops on a few repeat offenders 😂😅
There are a lot of creepers where I work, and any time I catch one of them doing this I just pretend that I know her and take her behind the counter for a few minutes. Because I was once that 19 year old who didn't know better when 40 year olds did that. 😬
Actually, something like 9/10 of the people on the show are released. Unless they send pictures or bring items that suggest they intended to have sex, the police simply can't charge them with the crimes.
@@plainbagel4411 Some say if you say his name three times in the mirror at three AM, with three lit candles, three feet away from the sink, three months into the year...... March. That he'll miraculously appear behind you Screaming some shit about how victims of rape are just as guilty as the rapist, if they don't immediately report it to the authorities. Regardless of Coping, processing time, and recovery. Also screaming "HOW AGE IS JUST A NUMBER" Or "LOOK AT MY VEGETARIAN BODY!!!!". Some scary Ari Aster shit right there...
Eh, I think we need to get over thinking that adults and kids can't possibly ever be friends or that the adult MUST have suspicious motives for wanting to hang out with a kid. We should just teach people how to tell the difference. Maybe it's because I've got a neurological disability and tend to get along with much younger people rather than those my own age but the idea that adults and kids can't be friends is much more harmful than helpful, especially to disabled folks like me.
@@BJGvideos You make a good point, but I think it depends on the situation too. If the adult also knows the kid's parents, and the parents are fully aware of their kid hanging out with the other adult, that might be alright. But that obviously wasn't this guy's intention in the video.
Precisely, I've faked confidence the very same way when my heart sinks, you don't know what to do at that point so you pretend to be alright and have the moral high ground. Internally he was melting though. Never been in this situation though lmao
For kids that don't know... Chris Hansen was basically Batman if Batman told rapists to have a seat and read their sexually charged MSN chat room logs in front of them and broadcasted nationwide. Epic.
My favorite to catch a predator moment was a guy who was trying to convince Chris Hansen that he was actually coming over to the young girl's house to tell her about the dangers of speaking to older men on the internet. It was awe inspiring.
If there were actually a parallel program out there and they tried to catch each other and pulled out camera crews at the same time that'd be hilarious 😂
David Baldwin I don't know man I saw a follow up clip on RUclips some guy did where he talked about some of the different guys that got arrested and what they got charged with including convictions. Most of the guys just happen to plead down to a lower charge because they haven't been caught previously before.
I'm still concerned about the 19 y-old theater student. I hope this gig pays well because it really ups the stakes from staring in "Horton Hears a Who".
Have you seen the episode when the pedo calls the girl “cutie pie” in the texts and then when Chris walks out of the door he says “hey cutie pie” to the pedo 😂
Imagine being a 19 year old theatre kid getting an internship with a major network, and then getting told: "hey I know we're not paying you, but we want you to pretend to be a 13 year old to lure out a predator...that's the biz!"
Imagine if Hansen accepted the slice. Would've really cut the tension. The guy's like, "Well, the world may think I"m a pedophile, but I'll be damned if I let them think I'm not a gentlemen!"
The best part of the dateline video is this girls ability to think on her feet (get it it's funny because the guy likes feet). He calls her out for having a different hair color and she comes up with a genuine excuse for it.
Gus: “Dude I can’t even eat food while I’m watching this video of someone else’s life falling apart in front of their eyes” Me: *eating Chinese food and laughing while watching this guys life fall apart in front of his eyes*
@@draegr42 just because something is popular doesn’t mean people will know it is fake or not when it portrayed as true, because people don’t give a fuck if it is true, as with many things.
Gus looks like that guy that’s two weeks away from uncovering a huge government conspiracy and is slowly losing his mind to paranoia or a single uncle. No in between.
There's a lot of psychology behind it, thus it's less about him being able to get a woman (though I doubt that was happening) and more about children in general
Eating food in a stressful situation is actually quite smart. When you eat food it calms your nerves, which is why chewing gum or things like that is useful for meetings or interviews. It’s a very primitive instinct, when our ancestors were eating food it was always in a safe place away from predators or other groups of humans. So, when you chew something, your brain automatically assumes you are safe.
Jozza Plays this is true, but it’s also exactly why people more vulnerable to depression or other mental health issues can easily develop binge-eating disorders or become addicted to food. It’s quite interesting how food is something so essential to our survival but can also comfort us! Stay safe, everybody
I honestly think that’d be fine if they had an attitude of “Welp. They got me, there’s no wriggling outta this, so I guess I’ll just enjoy my last meal.” But this fuckin guy’s just so smug and overconfident I actually think he thought he was gonna get away with it. Like “Pffft, yeah, I said I wanna fuck kids, somethin’ wrong with that?”
The pedo trying to justify being there sounded like he thought this to himself and thought it was the most bulletproof alibi in the world. Like, he's so confident but it gets pulled apart immediately.
I feel like if he was born in the 50s, he would have been a singer in the 70s that made one really really good song and then was never heard from again
And now Hansen is looking onto the Onision case the ultimate Boomer vs Groomer showdown Edit: i love the Green Mile book!!!! Also one of my favourites; the movie was a good adaptation
and then in recent news, Chris Hansen fooled us all into hoping he would take down onision but was really just using the whole situation to get himself back on TV
Chris: You came here to have sex with a 13 year old girl, right? Jeff: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because if I had known when I came in here that that kind of thing was frowned upon...”
I look back at this video and these comments. And I just feel sad, the enthusiasm and hope for a better tomorrow where we saw a man who would do right for victims of such abuse and monsters like Onison will rot. But after Chris Hansen’s Kickstarter scam, millions of dollars in debt and selling the Onison case to a fucking TV show. It is honestly the most horrible feeling to see what we perceived as a Arbiter of Justice is just a scam artist who cares nothing of the victims.
HunterLowry dude no shit it’s fucken massive, idk if it’s bc i’m australian or if i’ve been living an inadequate life but i have never seen such an amazing specimen of a caloric beauty.
I love how Jeff still thought everything was all good even after a few sentences with Chris Hansen. Most of them are at least smart enough to know stuffs gone wrong the second he enters the room
wow what a very very good video. hey look at this: Go to www.audible.com/gus or text GUS to 500500 to get a free audiobook and 30-day free trial!
thanks entertainment captain
Gus Johnson could you please subscribe to Gus Johnson?
LMAO! That throwaway Chris Hansen impression was fantastic!!!!! I watched you before you blew up Reddit!
Gus Johnson that singing at the start was beautiful daddy gussy. Also, love this video papi
Shit dude I been watching this constantly. I'm so glad you're covering it.
"Oh you're not going to give me a hug?" Is basically the creeper motto.
How are you supposed to respond I’ve never figured it out
Kay Kay I wish!!! I work at a gas station/truck stop and the guys - no matter how insistently I tell them I’m not interested - refuse to stop talking to me. I’ve had to threaten to call the cops on a few repeat offenders 😂😅
@@katiannacagle3244 oof
the creeper/fuckboi motto, "what? no hug for me?"
There are a lot of creepers where I work, and any time I catch one of them doing this I just pretend that I know her and take her behind the counter for a few minutes. Because I was once that 19 year old who didn't know better when 40 year olds did that. 😬
He was eating that pizza bc he knew that'd be his last decent meal before going to the *s l a m m e r*
I would've done the same thing lol. Would've eaten the pizza nice and slow to savor the taste.
Slamminnnnnnnnnn’
RIP slammin’ meme gone but never forgotten
Actually, something like 9/10 of the people on the show are released. Unless they send pictures or bring items that suggest they intended to have sex, the police simply can't charge them with the crimes.
in that situation id do the same thing
3DSDF shitttt I would’ve taken it with me to go on the police ride to the jailhouse looool
who would have thought that months later, chris hansen would be on youtube, investigating a certain youtuber
*cough* onision *cough*
Idaho Krueger Shh you’ll summon him
@@plainbagel4411 Some say if you say his name three times in the mirror at three AM, with three lit candles, three feet away from the sink, three months into the year...... March. That he'll miraculously appear behind you Screaming some shit about how victims of rape are just as guilty as the rapist, if they don't immediately report it to the authorities. Regardless of Coping, processing time, and recovery. Also screaming "HOW AGE IS JUST A NUMBER" Or "LOOK AT MY VEGETARIAN BODY!!!!". Some scary Ari Aster shit right there...
@@Frostta4583 Yeah, but you have to be 17 for this to work.
gus himself
"Well is that against the law?"
Yes.
"Do I seem like a dirty disgusting person?"
YES!
Remember the south park episode?
I read that last bit right when I said “yes” out loud 😅😄
Chris is like pushing 60 and still looks so good dude wtf
Estrogen Woman Chris Hanson more like Chris Handsome
You can call him Chris *Handsome*
Busting sex offenders has a rejuvenating effect on the skin apparently
Agreed, he's a goddamn silver fox!
I would plow Cris Hansen into next week like what a silver fox. (No homo)
I like how this 44-year-old creep thinks it'll sound completely normal that he wanted to "hang out" with a 13-year-old.
Eh, I think we need to get over thinking that adults and kids can't possibly ever be friends or that the adult MUST have suspicious motives for wanting to hang out with a kid. We should just teach people how to tell the difference. Maybe it's because I've got a neurological disability and tend to get along with much younger people rather than those my own age but the idea that adults and kids can't be friends is much more harmful than helpful, especially to disabled folks like me.
@@BJGvideos You make a good point, but I think it depends on the situation too. If the adult also knows the kid's parents, and the parents are fully aware of their kid hanging out with the other adult, that might be alright. But that obviously wasn't this guy's intention in the video.
@@LOAblue Well yeah of course not here. But that's what I mean, teach people how to tell the difference.
BJGvideos The context in the video crushes that probability though.
@@giqwaju3691 Again, that's why we should teach people how to tell the difference.
the predator is very much pretending to be confident and unphased, you can see his soul leave his body.
for some reason that makes me hate him more.
Precisely, I've faked confidence the very same way when my heart sinks, you don't know what to do at that point so you pretend to be alright and have the moral high ground. Internally he was melting though.
Never been in this situation though lmao
@@xgullafter9590 thank you for clarifying that it wasnt the same situation bahahah
@@IndianaJonas96 i promise!!! I swear this isn't me!!
Homicide Ella Hahahaha that was beautifully worded.
For kids that don't know...
Chris Hansen was basically Batman if Batman told rapists to have a seat and read their sexually charged MSN chat room logs in front of them and broadcasted nationwide.
Epic.
That....
That is a very specific Batman...
Then he sold out...
its also all on youtube for anyone who wants to watch!!
@@spiritbx1337 did he? How? Seriously asking, not starting an argument. I just havent seen him since oldschool dateline
@@gregg7233 he completely ruined the whole onision case and then made a documentary about it that went specifically against the wishes of the victims
It always amazes me that nearly every single one of these pedophiles has no idea what Chris Hanson even looks like.
The Humungus they're actors that's why. No one gets arrested.
@@frenchtoast2319 but they do. There were even lawsuits by the people caught by them
@@frenchtoast2319 theres a lot of episodes with them getting tackled by police on the way out, pizza in hand
RINGER But to be fair if he thinks they're actors I guess he thinks that's acting though, lol, that's how acting works.
To be sure, gus looks like a creep. But to call him a pedophile in the comments of his own vid is a bit much!
I really wanna see more of Gus roasting these predators and fangirling over Chris Hansen for an entire video. I need more of this in my life.
Omg another billiam subscriber, did you watch his video of the digimon reboot hes watching with his gf and his roommates?
He should do the original to catch a predator
They should go after female predators
Check out mista gg
I agree this is my favorite video he made
His eating and drinking is an defence mechanism... when theres something in his mouth, he has time to think about what he will say next ..
Also, you shouldn't let all that pizza go to waste!
Whose fence?
I thought maybe he thought hed look innocent if he acts comfortable enough to eat
@@ant9690 what?
@@RIISK04 De's fence
My favorite to catch a predator moment was a guy who was trying to convince Chris Hansen that he was actually coming over to the young girl's house to tell her about the dangers of speaking to older men on the internet. It was awe inspiring.
my favorite was when the guy said “well actually I was just coming over to pick up a cupcake”
That was a teacher wasn’t it?
@@bridgerolson3556 wouldn't surprise me, I think you are right actually I just can't confirm it.
That’s like the Bradbury brothers kidnapping a girl to show how dangerous Craigslist really is 😂
If there were actually a parallel program out there and they tried to catch each other and pulled out camera crews at the same time that'd be hilarious 😂
"Hey baby, I'm a middle aged lift driver with a very very small ween" omg I'm so using that line
@@flamboyantwarlock7101 zing!
@@flamboyantwarlock7101 nice
Swoon
@@flamboyantwarlock7101
Daaammmmmnnnnnnnnnn
Hopefully you use it on girls who are over 18 lmao
Chris Hansen? More like Chris _Handsome._
Hi Fleece Johnson
The Immortal Sun-kun I thought your profile was a cat with glasses
But I calls ya Chris H A N D S O M E
Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way
The choice is yours
Fun fact: the original "To Catch a Predator" show got tanked cause some guy committed suicide when the cops showed up.
lol awesome
David Baldwin I don't know man I saw a follow up clip on RUclips some guy did where he talked about some of the different guys that got arrested and what they got charged with including convictions. Most of the guys just happen to plead down to a lower charge because they haven't been caught previously before.
@@amostlyreasonableguy that is pretty reasonable reasonable guy
Joshua Crain jesus...
David Baldwin doesn’t matter their face is now associated with being a scumbag. Never will get a job girlfriend etc.
I'm still concerned about the 19 y-old theater student. I hope this gig pays well because it really ups the stakes from staring in "Horton Hears a Who".
a.j.s. No she was staring at the movie ya du-
Ya dumb face hole
@@YanosProductions Maybe it’s both! They starred in the movie, where they stared at something.
Fantomp that could very well be possible
For real, I feel like this could be traumatizing for anyone
I would imagine that they have bodyguards or police or something like that
That impromptu Chris Hanson impression was lowkey spot on
1:45
yeah i died after hearing that
Fucking LOWKEY spot on huh?
@@respectfulgamer7232 . No one asked for your input. :)
right? i hadn’t heard chris hanson’s voice in years and i was shocked at how close they were
I love how they always get the predators to bring them snacks
It further connects them to the chat
And probably to check for roofies and stuff
They get hungry spending so much time on chatboards
It’s all just a scam to get free snacks!
@@PinePrince conspiracy confirmed
Have you seen the episode when the pedo calls the girl “cutie pie” in the texts and then when Chris walks out of the door he says “hey cutie pie” to the pedo 😂
have you seen the episode where the guys says "you feel me?" while getting arrested
and they're like "yes we are filming"
ruclips.net/video/VOBgE10sEQE/видео.html
In this one he says “hey boo” to the pedo 😂
Yes lol
@@CitizenSnips69 I have lol
That is the coolest thing ever
Imagine being a 19 year old theatre kid getting an internship with a major network, and then getting told: "hey I know we're not paying you, but we want you to pretend to be a 13 year old to lure out a predator...that's the biz!"
The real irony being that these same people F little girls on their casting couch when they're not making shows about 'catching predators'.
Jimmy Kimmel really fell off..
Fuck I knew he looked familiar
@@Tman0517 Yea, i mean... if his show ever got cancelled i wonder what he'd be doing? hmmmm 🤔
@@HunterTalksWeather you never know, people can go crazy in the blink of an eye.
I wish Jimmy Kimmel would fall off a cliff
I can’t unsee it
i cannot get over how good his impression of chris hansen was
Lmao same, when I heard Chris Hansen start actually talking, I lost it
me neither. I cracked up when he started stuttering the "m" from "messages"
the “small pizza turned out to be bigger than I thought” was totally an innuendo...
Come on, Gus.
#PizzaGate ????
Imagine if Hansen accepted the slice. Would've really cut the tension. The guy's like, "Well, the world may think I"m a pedophile, but I'll be damned if I let them think I'm not a gentlemen!"
Thats what I was thinking
i met him at my gfs house once
Chri McC ah sweet! Lucky!
Was he hiding in the closet in your bedroom?
YIKES
and . . . . and how old is your . . . "girlfriend"?
@@robertslipek7311 i dont see why her age matters
The best part of the dateline video is this girls ability to think on her feet (get it it's funny because the guy likes feet). He calls her out for having a different hair color and she comes up with a genuine excuse for it.
timestamp?
@@texasq.mcpringleton6488 10:04
She's a theatre student, she probably knows improv
Your Chris Hansen impression is spot on
Honestly lol
same
cole Recksiedler He got the inflections right, but the pitch is still Gus’s pubescent voice
Gus: “Dude I can’t even eat food while I’m watching this video of someone else’s life falling apart in front of their eyes”
Me: *eating Chinese food and laughing while watching this guys life fall apart in front of his eyes*
I’m eating popcorn while watching this
I was eating a sandwich lol
I prefer to eat mashed potatoes and gravy whilst I watch pedophiles get their lives ruined
I’m having a smoothie
Be me: literally shoveling chili dogs one after the other and laughing out loud mouth full the whole time.
It’s honestly so satisfying just to see them freak out and realize that they’ve been caught. Like I love seeing terrible people get their comeuppance
Well deserved lol
Comeuppance... I gotta use that word more often lol
@@MinaXo18 it is a fun word
You do realize that it is probably fake?
@@draegr42 just because something is popular doesn’t mean people will know it is fake or not when it portrayed as true, because people don’t give a fuck if it is true, as with many things.
Gus looks like that guy that’s two weeks away from uncovering a huge government conspiracy and is slowly losing his mind to paranoia or a single uncle. No in between.
Esp. at 8:43
cnashford2 he’s coming close to his break through or about to get his tenth free pizza through Domino’s reward program.
What is a "Single Uncle?"
All Uncles are cool, and all uncles get mad pussy
zeranzeran not down here in yee haw land, son.
Mr. Dinkles it sounds too right to be wrong.
why is nobody talking about how good gus’ impression of chris was
“And then you proceeded to, well, engage in a serious of provocative, sexually charged me-mememememememememe-messages.”
i was looking for this comment
Glad someone else said it!
His first impression I thought he was just fucking around and then no he wasn’t wow
honestly tho, he does do really good impressions
“I’m not that big but I know how to please a woman... oh do ya? Then why would you be trying to get a 13 year old
There's a lot of psychology behind it, thus it's less about him being able to get a woman (though I doubt that was happening) and more about children in general
"Because they like Yu-Gi-Oh duh" 😏
Eating food in a stressful situation is actually quite smart. When you eat food it calms your nerves, which is why chewing gum or things like that is useful for meetings or interviews. It’s a very primitive instinct, when our ancestors were eating food it was always in a safe place away from predators or other groups of humans. So, when you chew something, your brain automatically assumes you are safe.
I have anxiety a lot thank you so much for this :)
Jozza Plays this is true, but it’s also exactly why people more vulnerable to depression or other mental health issues can easily develop binge-eating disorders or become addicted to food. It’s quite interesting how food is something so essential to our survival but can also comfort us! Stay safe, everybody
Huh. I didn't know that. That actually makes a lot of sense.
Except chewing gum would be considered rude during an interview:/
I would choke on that gum because my throat and mouth dries up when I'm anxious 😭😭😭
He's eating that Cheese Pizza like it's the last he's ever gonna get.
Ole Rasmussen ironic...
It's clearly pepperoni
Only CP he got that day
Kevin Karuturi yikes😂🥵🤧
Probably because it is
Welllllll, he paid for the pizza already, may as well keep eating...
His last slice of Pizza Hut my man
"Its all prison food from here"
No za for the pedos!
I honestly think that’d be fine if they had an attitude of “Welp. They got me, there’s no wriggling outta this, so I guess I’ll just enjoy my last meal.” But this fuckin guy’s just so smug and overconfident I actually think he thought he was gonna get away with it. Like “Pffft, yeah, I said I wanna fuck kids, somethin’ wrong with that?”
Neal Yeah he probably thought they had nothing concrete on him.
Why are all the Jeff’s in the world pedophiles. I wish to one day join Jeff Goldblum and redeem the Glorious name of Jeff
It's okay, we know you're a good man, Jeff
@@willowd0ll He's Jeff Copp, not Jeff Criminal
@@dragan2324 that made me make an ungodly sound
@Alexander Steel No no, it's more like the screech of a pterodactyl
my name jeff
The pedo trying to justify being there sounded like he thought this to himself and thought it was the most bulletproof alibi in the world. Like, he's so confident but it gets pulled apart immediately.
Lol you know he was thinking about it on that whole drive there
Chris Hansen used his [Za Hando] to erase the pedo's confidence
You singing “balls” on an arpeggio made me laugh so hard
with a high c!
Yeah lmao
Same, that major scale 1 3 5
Janelle Carwile music nerds who need to let the world know they understand basic music theory:
@@canceroushit5933 people who feel the need to put people down even though others may not know what an arpeggio is:
Chris Hansen is like the the principal that would want to “talk to you” the read out everything you have ever done in your life🤣
What
Maybe reading everybody's book of life on the other side...
“Starring Hollywood hotty and handsome hometown hunk Chris Hansen?”
A+ alliteration
Love good alliteration
Bojack also has a lot of alliteration
Lol yeah
You're like a thicc sassy Leonardo DiCaprio.
SERN *Christopher Nolan
Leo mixed w dwight shrute
Mixed with David spade
he's his own worst enemy
young cary elwes in the princess bride
I'm so glad someone else noticed that awful spy camera sound. It's hilarious but adds to the charm of the show.
El Buhdai I never noticed that lmao
It literally feels like your watching youtube with a good friend, he is so casual I love it
I bet he's gonna take another slice.
Edit: Hell yeah
i watched all of these episodes the other night. absolutely phenomenal content
Paranormal*
Cause it's spooky good
reaction videos ez pz
Where did you watch them at?
@@supermot34 the channel true crime daily has a lot of the videos
Must be the RUclips algorithm. Its been recommended to me for weeks and now everyone is talking about it
The way the cameras creep out at 12:36 made me giggle for about ten minutes
Jules Lovett ha ha
dude's munchin down on pizza like that because he knows he's goin away for awhile
Even though this man is disgusting, I would probably eat that pizza too if I knew I was about to go to prison
I mean, ya, it's gonna be cold by the time you get back from there!
I was just thinking the same. "last meal" and all that
Oh, Jeff.
My dude. My absolute lad, get in.
I mean. to jail. Get in, lad.
creepily similar to h3h3
"Do you want some 'zza?" I will be using that in the future
I regret to inform you, on behalf of James Franko, that it's actually 'suh'
@Tyler is Canada even a real place? Like its basically just Narnia
Laurel Butterworth of course it’s real don’t make me set my pet polar bear on you
@@Bleep831 promise ;)
🥵🥵🥵
I never skip gus' sponsored content, he's just that cool a guy
Who ate all the fricken chips kip
@@atomiczaa lol you're awesome
This cow got into an onion patch
@Kaleb Fisher yeah
Same! Also Pyrocynical
Chris Hansen’s off-the-cuff sayings are some comedy gold
I've seen every episode 3+ times. He's a goddamned poet, it's incredible the roasts he improvises.
Jake Custer he really roasts the fuck out of these pedos
Jeff : The small is actually almost as big as the large
What are you talking about there jeff? Pizza?
the relationship with you and your mic is my favorite hentai of all time.
If this was Reddit I would down vote 10 times. Your comment is fine. However your likes need to obey and be 420
Lol what^
Imagine being the guy who just didn’t know it was illegal
Predator: Well if you pardon my language, sir, I'm being a real doofus.
Hansen: ... We're going to have to cut that out
This made me laugh way too hard
This is from an animated video
I feel like if he was born in the 50s, he would have been a singer in the 70s that made one really really good song and then was never heard from again
I like Gus this way much better but yes very interesting
pookie pie I thought they were on about my boi Chris
And now Hansen is looking onto the Onision case
the ultimate Boomer vs Groomer showdown
Edit: i love the Green Mile book!!!! Also one of my favourites; the movie was a good adaptation
cool beans I love this comment
Chris Hansen is a good boomer
Wholesome Boomer energy. It was do cute when he'd need Shiloh or Billie to explain internet things.
What was the edit necessary for
@@WitieAJ idk
and then in recent news, Chris Hansen fooled us all into hoping he would take down onision but was really just using the whole situation to get himself back on TV
Chris: You came here to have sex with a 13 year old girl, right?
Jeff: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because if I had known when I came in here that that kind of thing was frowned upon...”
Daniel Stearns Seinfeld references was PERFECTLY timed dude this deserves the world
I think he meant was it wrong to just come to her house
Even George would never be this far disgusting though
"What's the over under on him picking up pizza again?"
Tears in my eyes it's so funny.
Man jimmy kimmel really went down hill
lseul !! This
Hahah I thought he looked like him, too! I commented this and scrolled to see if anyone else caught this!
I fuckin' knew I wasn't the only person.
@@sav- All the comments on the original vid say he's like the love child of Ethan Klein from H3H3 and Jimmy Kimmel LOL
:-/ OH MY GOD IM CRYING THATS SO FUCKING TRUE.
He's definitely a real psychopath, Jeff. He's trying to casually gain power in the conversation by making it light, therefore dictating the pace.
I hate how as he says “I can’t even eat food while I’m watching this video” and I dead ass have a mouthful of ramen in my mouth
i was eating pasta but i see why i shouldn't've watched this while eating LOL
pretzels here chief
i was your eating your mum’s
birthday cake
@@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 🎂🎂🎂🎂🍰🧁🧁
I wasn't eating anything and when I saw him eating pizza I remembered I had some leftover in my fridge so I went and ate it 😂
The pizza guy looked like h3h3 if he took three left turns in life
I don't see it
Holy shit he does
Not at all
He deadass looks like my uncle
I think he kind of looks like a white Morpheus
"I'm Chris Hansen and this is an investigation"
Cue cameramen walking creepily out from the dark 😂
Bro the Camera man came out of the dark like a James Bond Villain from the darkness
He is shockingly really good at singing.
Bro watch his Conway twitty cover?
Gus can sing, he’s done covers before I think, and he can play musical instruments.
Tis just an arpeggio, I'm sure you can do it too easily
@@Kimchifox
Who would want to listen to Conway twitty?
I don't blame the guy for eating the pizza. That pizza looks too good to waste
Made me fucking hungry
Greasy
I'd really like a slice of 'za
Only subhuman specimen say "za"
I got some 'za in the fridge, want a slice? No? What about you guys? I got a small but it's actually pretty large if you catch my drift
Lasagna
Sounds pretty good right about now. 🍕 but with extra cheese, no pepperoni. Thin crust 👍🤪
Some hot ‘za.
More Floor Gus
Your Entertainment Captain! *ding
I’d drive 2 hours to meet floor Gus tbh
I'd offer floor gus a Slice of pizza as he reads off a list of illegal comments about under-aged girls to my face
Poseidon more floor gus
I look back at this video and these comments. And I just feel sad, the enthusiasm and hope for a better tomorrow where we saw a man who would do right for victims of such abuse and monsters like Onison will rot.
But after Chris Hansen’s Kickstarter scam, millions of dollars in debt and selling the Onison case to a fucking TV show.
It is honestly the most horrible feeling to see what we perceived as a Arbiter of Justice is just a scam artist who cares nothing of the victims.
Chris Hansen? More like Chris Handsome
I came lookin fa bootay!
Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior!
“A man’s butt? Excuse me?”
You realize he’s 13 right? Sicko
"I came here for some maaaans butt"
I know this shouldn't be my focus, but damn I want some of that pizza.
Ikr that fucking cheese looks so good and stringy
@Omar Wireless oh god
SAAAME
I feel you. I'm in quarantine and would kill for a meat lover's
if you were around the guy would probably offer you some
You can’t make something better what’s already perfect.
I swear I see you comment on every RUclips video I watch??
@Frederik Pedersen replace "what's" with "if it's"
English - 100%
@@hawaiiptiiptiitimemachined844 He's you, when you sleep.
Sweet-Jay what does this MEAN
Gus is the epitome of the guy that I would let hold my drink at a party.
The absolute best part about the "did you bring condoms" question is that between (a truthful) 'yes' and 'no', somehow both answers are worse.
No is by far worse. Who knows what STDs they have D:
If you think she looks old you should see the “13 year old boy” with five o’clock shadow
i mean they would never put an actual child in danger
@@gracezb1 yeah, but there are plenty of young looking 18-28 yr olds. I mean, have you seen porn?!
@@famvirious I think i know who Hansen is coming after next....
Lmao, when he says the "just me, my mommy and my daddy" line. I can't 😂
Florida Man great minds 😝
I'm gonna keep it real with you, that pizza looked amazing af.
No wonder he'd rather go to jail just right after a slice.
I'm ordering some rn how much you guys want
@@Thatdudewiththedogs I'd like a whole 2 pizzas thx
@@SchmuckBoi toppings?
@@Thatdudewiththedogs I'd love me some pepperoni and jalapenos. I'm a simple man.
He's eating cause he was caught and he knows this is his last meal lmao.
I'm from Connecticut and the amount of videos that take place here is honestly not very surprising
@Turquoise Cheetah I mean so far 2 people that I graduated with in 2017 have been arrested for pedophilia, but I'm from the backwoods of CT
It's just because Chris Hansen liveds in Connecticut and is lazy.
**Video about Chris Hansen starts to play**
My subconcious: Why don't you just take a seat?
Polish Filipino *r i g h t h e r e*
i dont have homeless feet
These puppies have been under a roof for years, baby
"Do you want to plough after algebra class"
- Gus Johnson 2018
13 year old taking algebra? That's impressive.
Have you ever watched “what would you do”?!?!
Stylized host. CHECK
awkward situations. CHECK
think on your feet, improv actors CHECK
Alexia Yaudas Cody Ko recently did a video about that show!
No they legit get put in jail.
The theatre girls are the best. That’s gotta be the best gig ever for a college theatre student.
That pizza looks fire to be honest
HunterLowry dude no shit it’s fucken massive, idk if it’s bc i’m australian or if i’ve been living an inadequate life but i have never seen such an amazing specimen of a caloric beauty.
@@peddlersclan caloric beauty lmao love that term
I’m on a Gus binge all day he’s like one of the only you tubers I’ve watched... I needa catch up I just subbed 💀 sorry I’m late y’all
It's all good Lizzy! ❤️
He's totally going to grab another slice.
Edit: He did.
He did, in fact, grab another slice.
We need to get Gus to take a shower
I want him to be on Chris Hansons show. He should play the 13 year old girl
Less showers,we can barely tell he's dirty
change.org ? haha - i mean hes living i CA so he is just saving water
What? Speak for yourself.
On camera.
The whole time I was waiting for the pepper spray to go off?
We could only wish
I would laugh, then feel sorry for Gus, then inspired that he had the fortitude to post a video of him pepper spraying himself on accident on RUclips.
Is that a question
Thank god this video is edited like this. I usually have to blink a lot to get through a video. Thanks man👍🏽
I call him Chris Handsome.
But what about booty? A MAN's butt!
Shrek
I like ya, and I want ya
DONT MAKE ME RUIN THAT BUTT CHRIS, IM A WARRIOR!
now we can do this the "EASY" way or the "HARD" way
Whenever I see his name I always mistake it for mine.
I can see why
That's great, genuinely laughed when I saw this comment
Why don’t you take a seat
Claire Hansen that’s unfortunate
I can't wait for his Chris Hansen's one liners again.
"What kinda pizza we're having tonight?"
Moist Mail Man he’s even doing new episodes for the past year
I love how Jeff still thought everything was all good even after a few sentences with Chris Hansen.
Most of them are at least smart enough to know stuffs gone wrong the second he enters the room
Gus please review the guy that brought dinner for himself and not the decoy. She was so disappointed
*His date with a 13 year old will be on National Television*
You might wanna rephrase that.
Why? It was.
Why don't you take a seat over there, scriptwriter.
Reprehase ur life
Chuklz Dajuggalo Oh snap! There’s no recovery from that you really destroyed him
@@Waluigi_ ur damn right
Chris Hansen gets me through the work week, its like watching high stakes spy kids.
Exactly
the in-time sound effects on the keyboard are amazing