My girlfriend was really impressed with how fast you drank that water. I'm pretty sure that means she's your girlfriend now. I will try to drink two bottles of water, but I think it's over for me.
I’m going to have to break it to the other cults I’m in that I’m leaving to join children of burback, wish me luck! They’re not usually very forgiving but I think they might let this one slide ☺️
“I’ve been in a number of Cults, Both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.” -Creed Bratton
Sydney went to my high school, she's a year younger than me, so she was a junior and I was a senior when she made this video. And a lot of the video is filmed in Coach Schneider's history room - see that mural at 10:04 ? I helped paint that! So in a weird way, I'm in an Eddy video ❤️
Are we not gonna talk about how she said her phone was wet? What? What, did you drop it in the sink? You fall into a pool? I've never heard that expression in my life.
She made a song about how cool she is and also admits that she always has fiery diarrhea because of all the taco bell at the same time. Sounds lit to me bro
i think eddy missed the very real possibility she thinks 1 million and 100 000 are the same amount maybe high school is a necessary sacrifice on the road to a lit life
The "taking a song and rewriting the lyrics" was actually a legit exercise I did in junior high school for an english class. I took Linkin Park's Numb and made it about Sticky Buns and donuts. Can confirm that its one of the least impressive things anyone could do and still try to pass it off as creativity. This girl would have failed though because she just used the same rhymes.
Hey, I think you did great! Honestly, your thing with sticky buns sounds waaaay more creative than this, I don't know the original song but it seems like she switched out ten words, at the most.
@@OneEyeDollar6 Cap is sorta this weird slang the means, lying. E.g. Slang, "Trust me, no cap" English, "Trust me, I am not lying" Or Slang, "That's cap." English, "That's a lie."
@@respectfulgamer7232 "For legal reasons, that's a joke" is a quote from the Pewdiepie video "congratulating" T-Series passing Pewdiepie and reaching 100 million subs. That shit went viral. Where the hell have you been?
@@TheSaiyanPrincess89 Oh, I've been around.. I'm a total fan of Pewdiepie and watch his every video. I was just making a point here that Soldierblue332 didn't really make a comment.
365Tech that's the best part of cults. you never know if your gonna be broke by the end or slurping on poison goin forever sleep. either way it's a damn ride
Rt tho, I clean houses like her parent’s for a living, and you would not believe how much diarrhea these golden spoon bitches get from the constant take out they eat
"This is the most expensive clothing I own and it's like $25" Sells Merch for $30 I don't even have 100k subs Eddy how am I supposed to afford that? Help
The bourgeoisie are awesome. What is wrong with you? Why do you hate the upper middle class? Everything is better in this country because we have a healthy middle and upper middle class and somewhat free markets.
The sad part is that she was probably the girl everyone acts nice to because she's rich but then once high school is over all of her friends magically disappear.
Thought: Her parents gifted her with a Taco Bell franchise for her 16th. It never made money because she kept eating all the profits. So, to make it a tax write-off they made this video there
AUTHOR rapper/artist/inspiration idec if this is ironic. this made me absolute ape shit angry n you'll be receiving a heated letter and a very deceased possum in ur mailbox very soon. dont ask me how i got your address or about the possums cause of death
ok i've burst out laughing alone in my house more times watching this than i'd care to admit, BUT what kills me the most about her video is that every time the chorus comes on she does a very boring hip-hop type gesture with her hands. it's extremely banal; i think most of us could do this in our sleep, and yet she looks down at her hands every time like she's concentration on getting it right. like this is some type of choreography--what's happening?! why is she like this?
I feel like people are missing the easiest way to decipher it. I think she thought that once she released this onto youtube, it would make her hit 100k and 1 million subs and therefore the lyrics would then make sense. Problem is, it clearly wasn't nearly popular enough to get her to that coveted 1 mill. That's why everyone is confused upon reading the lyrics.
That’s not true and makes no sense. She literally says I just checked my subs and it’s 100k. So why would she say a thousand. Also why would she use a spanish word when the whole rest of the song is English and don’t say it’s because they are in Taco Bell.
I wonder how much she paid her classmates because I don’t think anyone at my high school would’ve agreed to partake in something like this without financial compensation.
“You can’t pour all flavors of Mountain Dew in a cup and drink that” Ya wanna go bro? They call it a suicide drink for a reason, and I ingest them for breakfast
@@lanekennedy6499 I know a lot of people who got married at 18, hell one couple got engaged at senior prom. We're all in our early twenties now and all but one of those couples are divorced. Statistics say they won't make it to their twenties either
@@littleXkitsune Even so, it's not really something anyone should need to comment on in terms of "making it to their 20s". It either will or wont. That's really up to them to decide.
@@lanekennedy6499 Do I hope it works out for them? Sure. But I think we also need to be realistic; most 18 year olds aren't mature enough to get married. Most 18 year olds aren't mature enough to even move in together. Most of those married straight out of high-school relationships end in really messy painful ways, at least from the ones I've seen
Just found her RUclips channel and it looks like she’s actually grown a lot and talked abt how she left the Mormon faith and she’s currently trying to get a nice job. I actually kinda enjoy her videos now!
I’m genuinely convinced that she thinks 100k is a “mil”. Like how...1/1000 of a meter is a millimeter...? Like, why isn’t a million meters a millimeter? I don’t know. Maybe she is just a liar.
RyanBeard if I had to get in the head of a stupid person, I think she mentions her sub count, but "hit her first mil" is in reference to hitting a million views on a video, but who fucking knows and who cares
well, at least "Friday" became one of the most popular topics on youtube and is one of the most disliked vids ever. this is just regularly hated lmfao.
Nah, Friday was about a girl getting ready to have fun and party, this is the incoherent mumbling of a teen who did weed once and acts like she's been high ever since. Btw Friday was good fight me
At least "Friday" didn't try to visually assault me with how rich Rebecca Black was. Yeah, I'm so glad you're "lit" Sydney, meanwhile I'm sinking myself into the student debt rabbit hole while cleaning soot off of people's tchotchkes.
The worst thing is that now Rebecca can sing better than before, but no one listens to that, all go back bashing her for that song. But, This girl here seems like Paul bro kinda genre.
I'm glad I stumbled upon Danny Gonzalez's thicc older brother. I love most of the commentary genre creators on RUclips, and you are no exception. Congrats on the good video and putting your unique spin on this often regurgitated content. I subbed and turned my post notifications on.
ahaha "Danny Gonzalez's thicc older brother" that's honestly a great description sometimes specific mannerisms/bits of Eddy's remind me vividly of Drew Gooden's stuff, so I always thought of him as like a distant cousin of Drew's. But now that you mention it he kinda looks like Danny? only vaguely tho lol, it's prolly the young face + black hair
Eddy really hit the nail on the head with “Can you just say sh*t that’s not true?” A whole two years before anyone else knew. Why didn’t you warn us Eddy?
Also I love how all the comments are DADDY and YASS CULT, because like...this "music video" is just so bad there's literally nothing left to discuss about it.
Papa Eddy, I am a proud child of Burback, but I believe that when the rich, white girl was referring to her hitting 1 mil, it was about her total views. Papa bless and I'm proud to be in my first cult.
As someone that is currently undergoing chemotherapy and battling cancer, I can confirm I have yet to be cured from Sydney Mcgee's twist ending *dab*. In fact, I think the opposite has happened and it has metastisized
join the first cult on RUclips!
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I'm so proud to be a child of Burback! #childrenofburback
Hopefully one day you'll have your own private jet
#childofburback forever and always!! This is my very favorite cult, I'm so glad to be a part of it
Poppy already has a cult.
Comedian Chris Delia has a cult called the baby's
All are the children of Burbak
My girlfriend was really impressed with how fast you drank that water. I'm pretty sure that means she's your girlfriend now. I will try to drink two bottles of water, but I think it's over for me.
Jamie Sanders lmfao omg
Did it work?!!!!
I’m sorry my brotha, but you must accept this defeat, better luck next time!!
@@corelinian Nah he drowned.
Wasn’t this comment on Drew Gooden’s channel?
This music video is full of people who definitely would have bullied me in high school
This hits home too damn hard.
Yeah, the bullies who in reality have no life and think their cooler than they really are.
The only bullies i had where the litteral school itself
Your profile photo though. You don't deserve bullying! You deserve praise for great taste!
@@YoungRebelRoyalty one thing I have learned from the comments: any Asian profile picture is probably BTS.
I’m going to have to break it to the other cults I’m in that I’m leaving to join children of burback, wish me luck! They’re not usually very forgiving but I think they might let this one slide ☺️
Update: I’m died
Update: I've revived Drev.
Eddy Burback IT'S A MIRACLE! GOD STATUS CONFIRMED
My favorite two exviners are friends, yaiiii 👏
Drew Gooden we'll allow it if you show us the hidden paint art from your last video
"The Children of Burback" sounds like a religious horror movie
Or some indie film about disaffected youths living in the suburbs
@@richardbeltre3789 children of the corn: back at it in the big city
It’s giving some “children of the corn”vibes
@@alexlovelady8249 the long awaited sequel to Children of the Corn: 2Child 2Corn
not gonna lie, the children of burback sounds like a sketchy "youth group" from the 70s
@@KHolt22 haha yes
What do you think it is
My votes on "burback youth" if it ever needs to be changed.
to me it sounds like a murder case
It sounds like an early 2000's rock band
“I’ve been in a number of Cults, Both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”
-Creed Bratton
Is it bad that I saw “I’ve been in a number of Cults” and instantly knew it was a Creed quote?
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy Nope.
Most underrated character of any tv show
Yesssss
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy same lmao
i feel like you naming us “children of burback” is just an elaborate ruse for us to call you daddy
Marissa Williams sounds like a win win to me
Either that or it's a HUGE mistake.
Lol
Lmaoo
lmao
Sydney went to my high school, she's a year younger than me, so she was a junior and I was a senior when she made this video. And a lot of the video is filmed in Coach Schneider's history room - see that mural at 10:04 ? I helped paint that! So in a weird way, I'm in an Eddy video ❤️
Shoulda told her to stop being cringe
Can you please shed some light on the Taco Bell shit?
@@JoeTheBlacksmi14 dude I don't even know. I mean, that's one of the taco bells in my hometown but I don't know how she got access to it
I love how you use this not to say that your in a rich girls misic video but in an eddy video
f
I’ve abandoned my whole sense of identity and become a child of Burback. Who needs a college fund when you can fund your lord saviour and leader.
Wa Luigi c r y i n g
Why don’t parents tell their children when they are being cringy
in this case they even paid for it lmao
They do. "Ok boomer" was their response.
My thoughts exactly Anirban.
Money
It's too funny
You can't call us your children when you only show up 1-2 times a month dad
Joshua Lee That’s what my dad always did...
Better than my dad (jk wtf😹)
nah fam that’s a pretty impressive dad
Lilli Taft 💀
I never knew my father
Are we not gonna talk about how she said her phone was wet? What? What, did you drop it in the sink? You fall into a pool? I've never heard that expression in my life.
@John Cavanaugh Ah thanks so much, makes sense!
@John Cavanaugh damn, I'm Gen Z and losing touch, I've never heard that slang before. Sad
@@sirius1696 Same lol
@@sirius1696 Don't worry, I'm a young Gen-Z and haven't heard that in my life
@johncavanaugh3960I teach high school and I’ve never once heard a kid say that
She should put her phone in rice if it's so wet wet
Tai Ketchum I was thinking the same thing
The rice will attract the Asians who will fix your phone on the way
@@jane9678 hahahaha you got me
Nice profile pic
**Dad Joke 100**
If there is a Hell, this is what's playing in the background.
Clay FKN Brown yessir
Come on, even Satan has taste.
Clay FKN Brown I can confirm this
Minimal 15 Satan has taste and that’s why he uses it to punish us trash with this trash
@@mcfarlandgeoffroy7212 no, this is God's work.....
Every time she goes "ugh!!" I wanna crawl outta my skin
Sounds like a Minecraft/Roblox hit sound
UGH!
Kasen Holt You gotta solve this the old fashioned way, headbutt and winner gets the name.
It makes me want to punch a wall and then put a gun in my mouth.
She made a song about how cool she is and also admits that she always has fiery diarrhea because of all the taco bell at the same time.
Sounds lit to me bro
ok ok ok!
ok ok ok!
ok ok ok!
ok ok ok!
ok ok ok!
"i'm so lit right now my phone is always wet, wet"
What?
Yeah she lost me
kineticraptor it just means her hand is sweaty from holding her phone so much lol 😂
if its wet put in some rice, cuz asians love rice!
Maybe she's so lit that it makes her phone sweat?
That was a weird line
i think eddy missed the very real possibility she thinks 1 million and 100 000 are the same amount
maybe high school is a necessary sacrifice on the road to a lit life
fully agree, she for sure thinks they're the same
Maybe she meant that she had 1 million dollars? Idk
Maybe she lost 900,000 subs after posting this.
lololololol
It might be her insta that hit 1 million 😂
She looks like the sort of girl that tells gay girls not to fall in love with her and then gets upset when they say she isn't their type
I knew I recognized her from every sleepover in high school.
or cries over shit that’s literally inconsequential while everyone else is like 😐
you have had very specific interactions with this type of person
@@coltonbates629 they're very common lol
That's a thing? Christ
The "taking a song and rewriting the lyrics" was actually a legit exercise I did in junior high school for an english class. I took Linkin Park's Numb and made it about Sticky Buns and donuts. Can confirm that its one of the least impressive things anyone could do and still try to pass it off as creativity. This girl would have failed though because she just used the same rhymes.
Hey, I think you did great! Honestly, your thing with sticky buns sounds waaaay more creative than this, I don't know the original song but it seems like she switched out ten words, at the most.
Im not kidding, i would love to see the lyrics you wrote, that sounds fantastic
OK but drop the lyrics though because that actually sounds amazing
Writing parody lyrics can be creative. We stan weird Al. It sucks when it's done badly ofc but that's true of lazy lyrics regardless
Her parents only agreed to pay for this if she plugged their Taco Bell
Cap?
@@deez4957 What?
Wumbo Wumbology bruh it’s a joke
@@OneEyeDollar6
Cap is sorta this weird slang the means, lying.
E.g.
Slang, "Trust me, no cap"
English, "Trust me, I am not lying"
Or
Slang, "That's cap."
English, "That's a lie."
@Alexander Steel my brain just melted out of my ears. It made sense but then didn’t.
Important question. Is there room for advancement in this cult? I won't settle for less than high priestess. Maybe 28th wife if I have to.
As long as im in the top 36 1/2 wives im happy. Im only half a person.
Advancement is challenging other cultists in a thumb wrestle to the death. Winner gets the loser's position and their thumbs.
alright but i am first wife
@@dannyg.4421 Your arrogance is both enviable and despicable.
You've got my vote.
@@dannyg.4421 I actually think Gus holds that title
She reminds me of the “6 figures I was only 4” guy
ellajudg345 LDS Comparing the pioneer of a genre to a Taco Bell flex girl. Couldn't be me
How could you compare the goat of music to this trash?
Kinda like the '6 Figures I was only 4" guy smashed with Rebecca Black and this was the result.
You just invented my dream collab
Creepypasta & Squirrels don’t you dare compare that trust fund baby with our queen Rebecca Black
The most insulting part of this is that Ayo and Teo are actually really good dancers and she makes no attempt at doing anything impressive
You don't think just bouncing your hands up and down to the beat is impressive? Come on. She's basically a professional dancer at this point.
Eddy is like “For legal reasons, that was a joke”
Yes. Do you have a comment on that?
@@respectfulgamer7232 "For legal reasons, that's a joke" is a quote from the Pewdiepie video "congratulating" T-Series passing Pewdiepie and reaching 100 million subs.
That shit went viral. Where the hell have you been?
@@TheSaiyanPrincess89 Oh, I've been around.. I'm a total fan of Pewdiepie and watch his every video. I was just making a point here that Soldierblue332 didn't really make a comment.
CHEF BISCUIT: Just stop with that bullshit. Comments can have a meaning.
Btw, repeating someones joke is not commenting.
Respectful Gamer then why the FUCK did they leave a “comment”
Just joined my first cult, gonna be a good summer
I feel like this cult is one of those things that starts as a joke, then ends up as an A&E documentary.
365Tech that's the best part of cults. you never know if your gonna be broke by the end or slurping on poison goin forever sleep. either way it's a damn ride
God i hope it does
She says “hop up in my Hellcat” yet the Dodge Challenger she was viewed in is just a base model
As a Mopar fanboy, I am offended in every way by her words and actions.
Lmao the best part is the Hellcat didn’t exist for that model year. The headlights are too old to be a Hellcat
@@nathaneldredge1836 I empathize with you brother
With that much taco bell intake and that mountain dew chimera, I'm sure her toilet's pretty lit too.
how does this comment not have more up votes?
Mountain Dew Chimera, that’s phucking beautiful.
She's gonna blast off
Kid Eldritch why isn’t this at the top
Rt tho, I clean houses like her parent’s for a living, and you would not believe how much diarrhea these golden spoon bitches get from the constant take out they eat
When people make music vids like this. I like watching the background friends. They always look awkwardly lost. XD
There was a girl in the front most background that looked like she wasn’t even told what the dance was for most of the video
Oh yeah I always only watch background characters it’s so funny
That kind of brought a smile to my face
Guy on the very right at 10:04
"My phone is always wet wet"
Well better put it in some rice then
Kawaii Walrus lol
The rhymes (the ones that aren’t stolen) are just so unintelligent, no thought whatsoever
"This is the most expensive clothing I own and it's like $25"
Sells Merch for $30
I don't even have 100k subs Eddy how am I supposed to afford that? Help
Cody Scott *N O*
I wanted the twist ending for her to scream DEATH TO THE BOURGEOISIE and set fire to money
that's literally the only thing that could've redeemed her lol
Same here.
Haha dude ideologies that kill 100m people are so cool
That would've been a tasty ending
The bourgeoisie are awesome. What is wrong with you? Why do you hate the upper middle class? Everything is better in this country because we have a healthy middle and upper middle class and somewhat free markets.
I am a proud child of Burback
Daddy Burback
The sad part is that she was probably the girl everyone acts nice to because she's rich but then once high school is over all of her friends magically disappear.
Not the first cult on RUclips but it’s the first cult to call itself a cult so I respect that
that taco bell isnt even empty there are people sitting in the background eating looking confused as hell and waiting inline lmfao
Thought: Her parents gifted her with a Taco Bell franchise for her 16th. It never made money because she kept eating all the profits. So, to make it a tax write-off they made this video there
You cracked the code
Why does Children of Burback sound like some kind of old-ass 80s book written by some random author who wanted to make it about morals
Or a fiction book about cults. Sounds like Jeremiah Sand tbf.
RICH WHITE KIDS WHO NEVER WORKED A DAY IN THEIR LIVES ARE REAL HIP HOP!
ILLFIGURE the true title of this video
I make real music if anyone wants to be entertained.....not like this.....lyrics in bio.....
@@AUTHOR804
OBJECTION
you shouldn't promote your music on the internet, it doesn't look good
AUTHOR rapper/artist/inspiration idec if this is ironic. this made me absolute ape shit angry n you'll be receiving a heated letter and a very deceased possum in ur mailbox very soon. dont ask me how i got your address or about the possums cause of death
One That Objects tf you mean, where else are you gonna promote music. On the street?
ok i've burst out laughing alone in my house more times watching this than i'd care to admit, BUT what kills me the most about her video is that every time the chorus comes on she does a very boring hip-hop type gesture with her hands. it's extremely banal; i think most of us could do this in our sleep, and yet she looks down at her hands every time like she's concentration on getting it right. like this is some type of choreography--what's happening?! why is she like this?
Say june 2019 high as f×*k thinking the same
Shes trying to make a rasengun obviously
Tristen Lionberger bro the rasengan doesn’t use hand gestures she tryna make a fucking chidori happen
This sounds like kids bop omg
Bro dont disrespect kids bop like that
My kids can’t hear me because they’re listening to
✨~kidz bop~✨
@@becausewhy238 y E s
The cult?
@@shrekthealmightyogrelord3635 don't drink the koolaid
I guess your "phone's always wet, wet" when you keep dropping it in the Taco Bell bathroom 🤢
No, Eddy, she said she’s hit her first “mil,” which is Spanish for “thousand.”
Well the lyrics say " mil' " and the apostrophe implies it's a shortened word, but yeah that makes sense what with the taco bell and such
Even then 100k =/= 1k
I feel like people are missing the easiest way to decipher it. I think she thought that once she released this onto youtube, it would make her hit 100k and 1 million subs and therefore the lyrics would then make sense. Problem is, it clearly wasn't nearly popular enough to get her to that coveted 1 mill. That's why everyone is confused upon reading the lyrics.
That’s not true and makes no sense. She literally says I just checked my subs and it’s 100k. So why would she say a thousand. Also why would she use a spanish word when the whole rest of the song is English and don’t say it’s because they are in Taco Bell.
TheSaiyanPrincess89 no, the easiest way to decipher it is that she’s fucking stupid lol
I’m here for the cult
Same. Wanna be friends Manson girls style?
I own a hellcat. That challenger that she got into as she said "get in my hellcat" was in fact not a hellcat.
isnt it just a 392, also that fake burnout on the gtr looked so bad
@@holycowgaming6054 >car is doing a burnout
>gets in empty driver seat
what.jpg
ǝdɐʇ ʞɔnp lol I didn’t even notice that
and judging by the grill its an old one too
As a car person that part made me so upset
I wonder how much she paid her classmates because I don’t think anyone at my high school would’ve agreed to partake in something like this without financial compensation.
Gus has good comedy but knows nothing about cults, and what the hell is a *vent* diagram. WE WILL ALL BUY UR MERCH
That Channel I thought he said bend degram
When privileged girls have way too much time on their hands.
Check your privilege, shitlord.
I was still watching the intro and thought you were calling eddy a privileged girl
@@KHLov3r LMAOOO
@@BaBaBunny_Productions how could that be interpreted as a racist comment?
@@theangrycheeto OMFG IM SO SORRY I READ IT WRONG im so sorry man ( im not trying to be sarcastic even though it kind of sounds like it lol)
“You can’t pour all flavors of Mountain Dew in a cup and drink that”
Ya wanna go bro? They call it a suicide drink for a reason, and I ingest them for breakfast
Pre Stache Eddie scares me
Just think. This kid is supposedly engaged and is going to get married and she’s only 18.
Everyone knows those relationships last.....
How did that go so far?
@@danieldegeratu69 they got married....so I guess it worked out? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@lanekennedy6499 I know a lot of people who got married at 18, hell one couple got engaged at senior prom. We're all in our early twenties now and all but one of those couples are divorced. Statistics say they won't make it to their twenties either
@@littleXkitsune Even so, it's not really something anyone should need to comment on in terms of "making it to their 20s". It either will or wont. That's really up to them to decide.
@@lanekennedy6499 Do I hope it works out for them? Sure. But I think we also need to be realistic; most 18 year olds aren't mature enough to get married. Most 18 year olds aren't mature enough to even move in together. Most of those married straight out of high-school relationships end in really messy painful ways, at least from the ones I've seen
I’ve never been a child of anything, excited to have a new dad!
is the cult "lit"?
Eckria Lalatia it is so lit right now, ok ok ok
Is the cult "woke"?؟
Harvey Camilleri yes
Not yet, but wait until we pass around the 'Kool-Aid' and a lighter!
Indeed.
Just found her RUclips channel and it looks like she’s actually grown a lot and talked abt how she left the Mormon faith and she’s currently trying to get a nice job. I actually kinda enjoy her videos now!
Yes same!
That is the kind of character development we like to see!
Call us barebacks. Wasted opportunity!
Preeti Rachel truly
the mighty barebackers
or the Burbackers?
BEST CULT ON RUclipsE
Chris Ray Gun 😍👌👌😋😘🍆🍑
Chris Ray Gun the only cult on RUclips
Poppy is the BEST cult on RUclips
Christopher Raymond Gunderson
Get back in the cal zone before you get NAED NAED
"Children of Burback" sounds pretty cool, but then you realise the acronym is cob
Sooooo what you’re saying is that we’re corn?
Then its extra cool
Cob sounds lit as hell
cob or not, i still can not not think that this makes him Daddy Burback
I think this is the first video I've seen of hairless baby eddy. And now I finally understand what the cradboard posters are about.
All I'm saying is if you're flexing on your peers and eating so much junk food... karma is not gonna be your friend. lol.
Metabolism finna kill her lmao
Here comes "the wall"
Stop being so fucking smug, Isabelle
Timothy Spence Isabelle isn’t pleased with the bourgeoisie
I’m genuinely convinced that she thinks 100k is a “mil”. Like how...1/1000 of a meter is a millimeter...? Like, why isn’t a million meters a millimeter? I don’t know. Maybe she is just a liar.
RyanBeard mil is 1000 en español as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RyanBeard if I had to get in the head of a stupid person, I think she mentions her sub count, but "hit her first mil" is in reference to hitting a million views on a video, but who fucking knows and who cares
I think she was talking about insta
Why is the Sprint dude trying to recruit me for a cult
Omg lol 😂
I was gonna say Jim Gordon but you might also be right.
teenagers on youtube flex how rich they are. Eddie flexes how poor he is
im calling it, the children of burback is gonna go full cult in 2 weeks
Burple Dou I'm gonna give it a solid 24 hours
I'd be so disappointed if my kid turned out like this.
Then don’t raise them like that
woah man don't pull out the d word
don't take the chance
I would have dis-owned them.
This kid is why people get "lost" on family hunting trips
Best merch launch I've ever seen.
The boys go crazy off the first verse because it’s just straight up the original song. Then they find out it’s not the song they like.
In lemonade mouth the antagonist makes a song (purposely bad) about how "you wish you were us", I guess it's real now
Wish You Were Us fuckin slaps this is some bitch music
"I'm starting a cult to get money" - literally L Ron Hubbard
lol
This thing is the spiritual successor to Rebecca Black's "Friday," isn't it? Feels like a very similar set-up...
Augie De Blieck Jr. at least friday wasnt a shitty remix
well, at least "Friday" became one of the most popular topics on youtube and is one of the most disliked vids ever. this is just regularly hated lmfao.
Nah, Friday was about a girl getting ready to have fun and party, this is the incoherent mumbling of a teen who did weed once and acts like she's been high ever since.
Btw Friday was good fight me
At least "Friday" didn't try to visually assault me with how rich Rebecca Black was. Yeah, I'm so glad you're "lit" Sydney, meanwhile I'm sinking myself into the student debt rabbit hole while cleaning soot off of people's tchotchkes.
The worst thing is that now Rebecca can sing better than before, but no one listens to that, all go back bashing her for that song. But, This girl here seems like Paul bro kinda genre.
This song sounds like something made at a summer camp
Eddy: this is the most expensive peice of clothing I've bought in the last 5 years... I think it was $25
Eddy's merch: $40
STONKS
He's getting to the bag, what else needs to be said lol
He gotta make a profit and tbh we support that
its for the cult so it should cost more
I'm glad I stumbled upon Danny Gonzalez's thicc older brother. I love most of the commentary genre creators on RUclips, and you are no exception. Congrats on the good video and putting your unique spin on this often regurgitated content. I subbed and turned my post notifications on.
ahaha "Danny Gonzalez's thicc older brother" that's honestly a great description
sometimes specific mannerisms/bits of Eddy's remind me vividly of Drew Gooden's stuff, so I always thought of him as like a distant cousin of Drew's. But now that you mention it he kinda looks like Danny? only vaguely tho lol, it's prolly the young face + black hair
@@elizabethdesruisseau7826 everyone looks like danny
@@justasmltwngir1732 true lol, there's a kid in my class who i swear could be Danny's twin
I think Danny is actually older than Eddy but I think Danny is actually 15 and lying to everyone about his age
Hello father
I think her prefers Daddy.
She looks like the kinda girl who would give me all her work on a group project
Eddy, I've been watching you say 'you'll' at 0:52 over and over again and remain in awe of whatever vocal phenomenon you pulled off there.
Jay K He had a lil wookie thing going on with his voice. It’s really something to behold.
dyran I
omg ik lol you mean that weird vibration right
maja sedic That's the one. Vocal legend.
0:51
*_CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT_*
LukeOrSomething okay okay okay(UGH)
I just saw this and it read in my mind like that shots song......
Cult cult, cult cult
Everybody cult cult cult cult
I thought this was Gus Johnson....
Are you not Gus Johnson
Desk video!!
No, this is Patrick
5:28 **Lords Scheme by Jarvis Johnson intensifies.**
I don’t understand the knees tee but I’ve never wanted anything more in my god damn life
Mia Allen Eddy has the best knees on the internet
Cody South OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT
If we combined Eddy's knees and Secular Talks Kyle Kulinski's invisible legs we would truly have the perfect being.
Mia Allen how could you? You're a traitor of the children of burback. You must repent!
i love how drew and danny are in the same pile as the paul brothers
They are on a different level
"The children of burback" sounds biblical
Seeing Eddy without a mustache is weird
How do I delete someone else’s video off RUclips?
i feel like going to that music video just to dislike it lol
Repot it
Copystrike it.
I want to be a child of burback
Buy their merch and you will be accepted young grasshopper
If you took a shot every time she says Taco Bell, you’d be actually lit right now
Thank you, Mike Fortier, for your drinking game suggestion.
Eddy really hit the nail on the head with “Can you just say sh*t that’s not true?” A whole two years before anyone else knew. Why didn’t you warn us Eddy?
Mind explaining 8 months later
@@mide8845 Trump
Came for the knees. Stayed for the cult.
Came on ur knees.
Stayed to make it awkward.
The children of burback will always have your back, master.
meghanamokhasi and his knees!!
He’s our daddy*
Also I love how all the comments are DADDY and YASS CULT, because like...this "music video" is just so bad there's literally nothing left to discuss about it.
Coming back to this years later and seeing Eddy without a mustache is so strange. It’s his face, but… It’s also not.
Fr, dude looks like a baby without the stache
So Daddy Burback
Brown Gumshoe I’m dead
Fuck yes
Brown Gumshoe oh hell yes
Nooooo... Father Burback
Messy Frenzy (okay this is gonna be morbid but i already typed it) i am pretty sure the Jonestown people called Jim Johns "Daddy"
Those "Uh!" sounds make me soooo uncomfortable...
Just asking: Why is your channel not verified yet? You surpassed 100k subs... :/
Hotra because RUclips only cares about Lele Pons and Logan Paul.
Didn't you need Google+ followers as well?
because his subscribers aren't the only ones that hate him. youtube does too
because he’s not really eddy burback :/ sorry you had to find out this way
Just asking: the Fuck cares?
I'm coming from the future, and I am disturbed beyond belief by clean-shaven Eddy
Papa Eddy, I am a proud child of Burback, but I believe that when the rich, white girl was referring to her hitting 1 mil, it was about her total views. Papa bless and I'm proud to be in my first cult.
I think it's an intentional trick. She's proceeds it with "counting big subs" so ur mind instantly draws a connection between the two lines.
I wanna join the cult but im broke i wish my parents owned a taco bell
Lol.
As someone that is currently undergoing chemotherapy and battling cancer, I can confirm I have yet to be cured from Sydney Mcgee's twist ending *dab*. In fact, I think the opposite has happened and it has metastisized
Reasons Being oh no. Hopefully the church of Burback will help you
The Church of Burback will cure you, daddy can cure all. 😇
you good?
@@Tornnnado I second that
how u doing now?