IF HARRY POTTER HAD TINDER
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2018
- Harry Potter and friends try to get a date for the Yule Ball on Tinder!
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FEATURING
Kelly Sparrman - / ksparr
Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, Sybil Trelawney, Hermoine
Amanda Philipson - / philipsonamanda
Minerva McGonogall, Nymphadora Tonks, Lavender Brown, Bellatrix Lestrange, Nagini
Jon Bailey - / jon3pnt0
Dumbledore, Hotina Smokeshow/Dobby, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape, Aberforth Dumbledore, Xenophilius Lovegood, Voldemort, Grindelwald
Alex Walker Smith - www.alexwalkersmith.com/
Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Dean Thomas, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Barty Crouch Jr., Fenrir Greyback
Ryan Tellez
Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Newt Scamander,
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Приколы
“once you go black, you never go back.”
*thats enough for today.*
You’ve got to be SIRIUS
I don’t get it
@Zack Rosen good
OH I JUST NOW UNDESTAND-
my poor innocent mind
Dou you know Turkish
Everyone else: something weird and sexual as a description
Snape: I AM THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Only half-blood? No wonder he can't keep up any boners...
All his fangirls loves this description.
ВасилисаК. Yep
@Draco Malfoy what, Draco???
When I read ur comment I spat out my drink 😂
”Harry, did you download tinder?” -Dumbledore *asked camly*
Movie version: HaRrY DiD YoU dOwNlOaD TiNdEr!!!
Oh my
Holy fricken crap stop it
Yes
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Draco needed to say: “Do you mind if i Slitherin? ;)”
LOL
Oh god...
No no no no please no do not do that
Yeeesssssssss
lol
How to flirt
“ I like your style.”
“I like your weird nose slits.”
Who knew Voldemort had it easy lol
@Laney Gelarden Thanks I made them myself
1000th like
I dont‘t like sand.
This is OP
´´thanks i made them myself´´
Harry Potter
The Boy who got Catfished
SC Garrett Harry Potter and The Cat Fisher XD
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Catfishing
Harry potter and the catfisher dobby
Love it XD
Harry Potter the boy who got laid
Sus
I expected this too
Is drarry canon
Hah
Yes i would...
I miss my FeRrEt!! 😭
@@HarryPotter-lf8ln Wait what happened!? 😭🧐
“Harry, you’re a Online Dater”
Harry: “cool”
Harry again: *goes on Tinder*
He rejected Luna...He rejected Luna *INHALES* BOI
I can't believe not many people are talking about this part!
LUNA IS LIKE THE BEST HOW DARE HERE!
wHYY!
A
AA
AAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAH LIKE WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!?!! LUNA'S BEST GIRL!
i think i have..
different
feelings about dobby now
Relatable
Same
WillowRDX same here
WillowRDX me too
WillowRDX same uh..
“DOBBY THAT’S THE DEFINITION OF CATFISHING!”
all my names to react:
. Harry Potter and the cursed catfisher - Dobby
. Harry Potter and the goblet of catfishing
. Harry Potter and the Fake Girl who is a catfisher - Dobby
. Harry Potter and the Alive catfisher
. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of CATFISHING
Meh: 00F
Harry Potter and the Chambers of Catfishing
Harry Potter and the Catfisher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Catfisher of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Order of the Catfish
Harry Potter and the Catfish Prince/Half-Blood Catfish
Harry Potter and the Deathly Catfishers
@@AlbertBoris Harry Potter and the chamber of catfishing
Harry Potter and the order of catfisher
"He who must get laid" 😂😂😂😂
*He-Who-Must-Get-Laid*
XDDDD
hahahahaha
XDDDDD LOL
Omg yass
*draco*
The dobby section almost makes this video unwatchable.
CatInAPandemonium that’s the funniest part
It was horrible
_o b l i v i a t e_
I know! It completely ruins my vision of Dobby 😂
CatInAPandemonium I know right
everyone in the wizarding world : something sexual in their tinder bio
greyback : *favorite movie - TEEN WOLF*
Hermione: He can't be serious
Me: Yes, he is. Because he is Sirius
Get it?
Yep
i get it before you wrote this😂
*got it
Why... is voldemort the only one who got a match that worked... AND WHY WITH A SNAKE?
@Megan Willis oof
He got buns, hun XD
Becaussssssssse they are ssssssssssoul matessssssss
Well...she USED to be a real woman
@@paulpienkowski498 No. She is and always has been a Nagini. Look up the mythology.
Hermione: He’s not serious
Sirius Black: Yeah, *Im Sirius*
haha lol
He's not serious! Seriously he's not *Serious* at all!
He can’t be sirius*
@@hermionegranger2035 you can't be Sirius and no
His name is Sirius black and he can be Sirius about this
Lol
Harry: obliviate obliviate for god sakes OBLIVIATE! Me: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"My goat likes to watch"
-Aberforth Dumbledore,2020
Dobby: wHoMp WhOmP wHoMp
It's 2018
We wished mate
“I’m gonna find a man whose wand isn’t broken” dang 😂
100 approvals.
*word choice 100*
@@CD0495 double meaning too
@@CD0495 flattering your own self, I see
I fixed my wand.):
Voldemort is alot like a teenage girl.
he has a diary
he has a tiara
a necklace
a pet that he adores
and he has an obsession with a famous teenage boy
Dont steal other's comments
if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything. please leave me alone.
Karina Santrosyan you forgot that the necklace was a locket
I've seen so many of these comments on Harry Potter videos
@@severussnape1222 hiyya
Draco’s bio should of be “do you mind if I Slytherin 😉” just me? Ok then.....
I- I think that’s enough youtube for today...
Alright, who's the weirdos that shipped this enough on the internet to get Dobby×Harry in this video?
You ? Haha lel
Oh Gina...THIS IS DOBBY
No please he's mine
@@eijirokirishima7061 YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND DOBBT
Why u have to put it in my mind
"dobby likes being bad! dobby just watched fifty shades freed, dobby has LOTS of ideas!!!"
aaaand im scarred for life.
"Bad dobby doesen't exist. He can't hurt you. '' Are you sure about that?
Thankfully, I never saw any of the 50 Shades movies.
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight
And THIS is why I hate Dobby lol
Looks like I won't be sleeping tonight..... ;)
2:23 all dramione fan's dreams had been destroyed
2:32 if u go back any further ur back at dobby catfishing
Belletrix: Being sexy and stuff
Voldemort: “Evening”
Voldemort is now “He who must get laid ” I died laughing😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Lmafo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dying over this
For I am he who must get laid
Not McGonagall
To me it’s just 🫁😮💨🚫
In the fifth book when Ron ask how Harry’s kiss went with cho Harry said “it was wet.........because she was crying.” And it still makes me uncomfortable.
Oh no...
Ew now I will remember that everytime I come across it
Kaitlyn lmao I remember reading that and wondering what was going though Rons head when he said it was wet😂😂
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Yeah.... I nearly got nightmares of them doing more then kissing.........😱
As if Voldemort could turn down Barty Crouch Jr. He really is crazy
The Sirius joke “he can’t be Sirius/serious” had me laughing so hard!
This makes me uncomfortable 😂😂😂😂
Your profile pic fits in.
I could handle most of it, but the Nagini thing just made me close my browser.
same
Mona it makes us all uncomfortable
same...
J.K Rowling must be proud.
not sure proud is quite what she'd be..
I am your 600th like
“You’re a magnet, Harry.”
How to lift with Voldemort:
"I like your none nose"
All I could think about was how JK Rowling said everyone was gay Lol
I think this is the weirdest video that I have ever watched.
Yep definitely the weirdest.
it’s a year later and this is no longer the weirdest thing i have every watched.
Definitely not the most questionable thing i have watched but weird enough where my FBI is gonna quit now
I don't search this honestly 😂
Harry:Wait a minute.DOBBY!?
HARRY X DOBBY
@@MrStealUrGirl_96 Snape you would come mouth to mouth with Snape ok
@@ashlyndeslatte8585 ...
4:57 How Delphi Riddle-Lestrange was concieved (1998, colorized)
Draco: "Wanna be my filthy little mudblood?"
Me: Hell yesssssssssss
The hell?! He asked me, you better step back! Back off! He asked me! JUST ME! *ONLY* ME!
@@hannah.6374 but not now!
@@hannah.6374 huh! Even after if he calls you mudblood?! Never ever any girl would even like him after that
@@hannah.6374 besides, you never met him or can't but i can and i have..😏
@@hannah.6374 and i dont care! Ask him Than he'll decide to be with unknown mudblood or be with the brightest and cleverest witch in the whole world😏
Wait…
Isn’t Lucious Malfoy married??!?!
SoMeOnE cAlL sHaNe DaWsOn!!!
Yes he is...wait Naraisisa get here now
LOL
Pandicorn Lol 😂
So is Bellatrix, and Tonks
*I need to talk to my father about this*
2:30 yes draco just yes I am ready
21p fan ONE OF OUR KIND
food_and _music ME!!!!!!! lol
"MY BODY IS READY"
Hermione should’ve chose him😂🖤😈
No don't touch him he is mine🐍😍
It's difficult to master the skill of uncomfortable comedy; where the content is uncomfortable but still hilarious 🤣 the first one with Harry is very nearly the definition of this. Well done!
4:31
"Too hairy"
Captions : "Too Harry"
Hotina Smokeshow
Me: *squints*
*Hotina starts talking*
Me: Yeap that's Dobby RUN HARRY RUUUUN
I thought it was going to be Draco until I heard the voice
shiv 421 kobra is
I just hear the "hello" and I'm just like, BLOODY HELL DOBBY HES NOT INTERESTED
SAAMMEMEE
shiv 421 kobra lol
Draco: Hello
Hermione: Did u just slide into my DM's
Draco: I guess I may have slyther-ed-in
Edit: I am sorry for the weird thread my comment has generated. They are hilarious none the less
You are a god.
I would've closed my Gryffin-door and told him he can Raven-claw himself away from me. No way is this Hufflepuff ending up with a Slytherin.
Why
Draco Lucius Malfoy. Because I already have my eye on a cute Gryffindor. His name is Jonny.
Draco Lucius Malfoy. I mean, sure, he was attacked two weeks ago and I haven't heard from him since and I don't even know if he's alive or dead...JONNY, WHY?! 😭😭😭😭💔
The way that Dobby tricked Harry!🤣🤣
LOL Voldemort goes "for I am he who must be laid" LOL
Draco:Hey Granger
Hermione:What Malfoy?
Draco:This Evening we can go in your room, you can close your griffin-door and then i can slyther-in 😏
lol 😂😂😂😂
I threw up
Lel
OMG EW
Kate Hansen NO HARMIONE
I knew it was Dobby!
Kinda obvious the second he responded lol
Same here. That weird raspy voice gave it away.
Random Fan 1:42 fuck! Unsee!
+mikkelhaxer I knew the moment I saw the name. To much of a Mary Sue to NOT be a catfish. And who do we know that would catfish Harry Potter?
Random Fan me too
the funny thing about Hermione’s options is that I’ve seen fanfictions on Wattpad where she ends up with most of them. 😳😬
I KNOW PEOPLE SHIP DRACO'S DAD AND HER AND SNAPE AND HER LIKE EWWWW THAT'S A FRICKING STUDENT AND SNAPE IS A TEACHER DRACO''S DAD IS A FATHER
@@verbrannter_bacon2974 that will hear about this
“you can now pleasure your self Ron, just swish and flick!’
-Hermione Granger
“Once you go black, you can’t go back.”
“He can’t be sirius.”
Oh but he is Sirius 😏
@@MikeyFilms and don’t call me Shirley
But he is Sirius
You know what I mean
@@cheeseisjar3058 reference to everything hp?
2:47 it's just amazing.
Sirius:Once u go black u never go back
Hermione:He can't be Sirius 😂😂
I *am* Sirius.
You're meant to be ded
@@lukepoketubetv3168 Uhm... Obliviate!
@@severussnape1222 Protego XdXdXdXd
@@severussnape1222 I am Sirius, and you are stupid -.-
Sirius Black: Once you go black, youll never go back
Hermione: You cant be “Sirius”
“Well they are two beaters”
Me: ಠ_ಠ biSH WHAT THE FU-
I died at "50 shades of Freed" :D :D
ok thats kinda funny...
The only reason i didn't like this is because it is at 420 likes
999 likes lol
That's an actual movie, I saw it on redbox.
You said “never date a crazy” to Luna Lovegood?! This. Is. HERESY!!!!!
Yok Gor 69th like
Dont u mean this is harresy
"For I am, he who must get laid" 😂👌
I never thought of shipping a snake with a human being with no nose before.
Voldemort: I like your style.
Nagini : I LIEK YOUR WEIRD NOSE SLITS
OTP. lol
Anyone else think something's a bit wrong with Dobby's obsession with Harry
Maura White no and I have absolutely no idea why you would think that
Its exaggeratted in this video. Its no where near like that in the movies
BTW I like how Voldemort was more civil and a gentleman than harry. He asked for nudes in just the second message while Voldemort was actually talking to Bellatrix cordially. 😂
Maura White it’s wrong but it was hilarious 😂
Yes...
I loved the part where Dobby was disguised 😂
"Obliviate! Obliviate! FOR GOD SAKE OBLIVIATE!!" this is going to be my yearbook quotes 🤣😂
Hermione is a damn savage
yup
I know ;)
Yep
Draco: Want to be my fithly little mudblood?
Me: YES DRACO YES!
Madi & Montana No...Aha..
@@knsleon either that's your real name or you just changed the name so you could reply to this joke?
How dare you.... i'm a pureblood.... though you are tempting... o alright, just one time lol
Fanfiction
Draco:Be my filthy little moundblood
Meh:Harry say fucking yes
Harry:Swipes right
Meh:OMFG MA SHIP HELP MEH I NEED MA GAY SKIP TO NIGHT SHOW AND I NEED HARD CORE 18+YAOI
10 MINS LATER
MEH:Ok,I'm sober now I got caried away
Draco Lucius Malfoy hell nah
I like how Voldemort is the only one who ended up with a HAPPY ENDING!! 😂😂
I rewatched this again but I noticed how Bella says she can wear a lighting scar tattoo, glasses and a wig for Voldemort. Finally, someone acknowledged harrymort ship
Wait a minute.
DOBBY??!!
😂😂😂
I'm dying
Fricc
Omg same
I'm terrified what are you guys talking about?!
Me too😂🤣
“I like your weird nose slits.” - me flirting
same
Same 😂😂
Hmmm. Muggles are still very far from my understanding
“He can’t be serious”
But **I am Sirius** sweetheart
This is one of the weirdest things I’ve watched on the Internet
The potterheads are NOT happy with this
Really
I mean it
WHY DOBBYYYYYYYY
Speak for yourself, I find his stalking hilarious if disturbed.
WHY IS DOBBYxHARRY A THING I LIKE DRARRY
Well I'm happier than ever with this
I was just joking about the dobby part. It was hilarious ik, i was only joking.
@@marystars8587 I find fred and george saying we've definitely touched tips sounds very wroung
Voldemort: Ooo, I've heard many rumblings about this bad boy. I wonder if he has a more recent picture.
**swipes to next picture**
SWIPE LEFT!!! SWIPE LEFT!!!
Hufflepuff Lover XDDD
Dumbledore: Swipe right!!!!!!
Hufflepuff Lover RAVENCLAW IS THE BEST KK
Hufflepuff Lover. I'm in Hufflepuff. So is my brother. My sister is a Ravenclaw and her boyfriend is a Slytherin.
Me
We need a part 2 to this
The running gag with thirsty dobby carries these HP parodies.
*HE WHO MUST BE L A I D*
When Hotina started talking I knew it was Dobby lol
could not be more obvious
AbbiCat yes
AbbiCat ya
Voldemort: Oh well, any port in a storm.
Cursed Child:
fαитαѕтι¢ вяєαѕтѕ αи∂ ωнєяє тσ fιи∂ тнєм
He is a pervert
Hes gonna find them in a sewer.
I would
sign me up for a copy
@@evelyncastillo40 ex-CUUUUSE me?!!
One minute.... Hermione said "I'm gonna go find a man whose wand isn't broken"
But in the book it said that Ron had gotten a new wand....
Maybe her search took place before that time?
@@loonyracoony4757 woo pal, look at her profile pic, don't traumatize kids like this
It's not talking about wands
@Eduardo Biondo ew
@Eduardo Biondo oh gosh
The voices are so good!
THIS VIDEO HAS TRAUMATISED ME
You should of done Draco so he could match with his apple 🍏
Omg yesss
Why do people ship this.
Draco Lucius Malfoy why WOULDN'T people ship this??
Ruby Amann
No. My s/o is Harry Potter!
Ruby Amann
Wait-
What?!
‘He who must get laid’
Omg, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Love_always_matters me either
Love_always_matters LOL
Love_always_matters I saw this comment when it happened in the video! 😂
Me
XD
Dobby is still happy with the conversation with Harry Potter
That was really fun and now everybody can see Harry Potter’s messages!!! Dobby is very happy!
And Dobby returned from death just for this!!
I'm trying so harder not to laugh in the middle of the night
Hermione didn’t chose Draco. His father will hear about this!
Wolfless 07 XD
Wolfless 07 haha I was the 69th like 😏😏😏😏😏
Wolfless 07 XD 😂😂😂😂😂 btw: i ship dramoine
Wolfless 07 lool im dead 😂😂
Wolfless 07 lol
So basically Voldemort dates himself lol
Well... it's a snake with a fraction of his soul in it...
Its a snake that was in the part were an old man wanted to check the building were voldemort was he was thinking to there were kids when he sae lights on but there was voldemort and his servant as well as barty crouch.and this snake slitgered pass that man and obiously told voldemort to that old man was watching them so voldemort killed him with 3th unforgivable spell the one that kills person emediatly(suprisingly thats the speel that give harry his scar and some voldemorts powers and voldemort used this same spell again in this same episode but his wand connected to harrys and his dead parrents apeared so he could run away to the teleport key.
Taking fuck yourself to a whole new level
Omg I laughed so much at "He who must get laid."
I love these so much I often laugh till I can’t breathe
the dobby part traumatized me
TaiOfficial The Glitch Master
I never planned to use tinder, but that just wiped it from my future possibilities.
HunterSmartYT lol same
same
DOBBY TOTUALLY F*KING CATFISHED ME HE IS * BEEP * BEEP *BEEP * AND HE ALLWAYS * BEEP FINDS ME
Harry Potter. Ikr? He's such a broomhead. That Dobby is a real son of a banshee. But you were kind of hard on Cho, don't you think?
Tf
Harry! Would you like to have control over the Elder Wand?😏😏😏
Albus Dumbledore. That's disgusting. Also, Harry's not gay
Harry Potter *sigh* dobby.
I expected a dirty pun on Neville's last name.
Please, do more of this 😂
Me 5:25:
Lucius? Don’t you have a son and a wife🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
No one
Not even Luna’s nargle
Dobby: wHoMp WhOmP wHoMp
FOR GOD SAKES OBLIVIATE!!!
@@luffybetterr your user name tho lol
😂😂😂😂
I'm dying
@@camila3693 yeah, Google helped him with his username
I’ll never see Dobby the same ever again.
"Theres a very good explanation for that, see i heard Lavender Brown is on here" Wow Ron
When you see a person who’s not in the books or movies you KNOW it’s dobby...
PinkEmma111 i know right??!!! Emma???? Lol