IF HARRY POTTER HAD FACEBOOK 3

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Terry-wo4up
    @Terry-wo4up 6 лет назад +8426

    sirius and lupin making dad jokes was the purest thing

  • @michellemckillop7973
    @michellemckillop7973 5 лет назад +847

    *the Snape laugh killed me 😂 AND when Umbridge went mEoW*

  • @tsriketwm7274
    @tsriketwm7274 6 лет назад +581

    5:11 well dobby, if harry were to name his children with the names of all who sacrificed for him, he would have to either raise a city or have his offspring write their names for half an hour

    • @NONAME-zf8wz
      @NONAME-zf8wz 6 лет назад +40

      No make Albus's name Albus Severus Remus Nymphadora Cedric Dobby James Lily Sirius Potter or something

    • @jamess624
      @jamess624 6 лет назад +3

      .

    • @jasperpretzle
      @jasperpretzle 5 лет назад +2

      JAMS Dream Fred teo times?

    • @marcuslegs
      @marcuslegs 5 лет назад +7

      Gy Perele FRED DESERVES HIS NAME IN SOMEONE ELSE’S *twice*

    • @kirishimaa6151
      @kirishimaa6151 5 лет назад +1

      TSrikeTWM a country of kids. Poor Ginny

  • @KaiboStudios
    @KaiboStudios 4 года назад +1604

    THE DELIVEREY OF THE "E-SNAPE" JOKE HAS ME.... *ROWLING* 😂

    • @georgehater8370
      @georgehater8370 3 года назад +82

      @Elsie Deik I will never ron away from a good dad joke (;

    • @pearllamdeaf
      @pearllamdeaf 3 года назад +47

      Stop being SIRIUS!!

    • @knsinha9062
      @knsinha9062 3 года назад +13

      Who's Rowling
      Daniel Radcliffe wrote Harry Potter

    • @tbnratlangamer242
      @tbnratlangamer242 3 года назад +8

      Worst dad joke ever

    • @tbnratlangamer242
      @tbnratlangamer242 3 года назад +7

      @@knsinha9062 and f*ck is wrong with you

  • @frankielouisa930
    @frankielouisa930 5 лет назад +2540

    If voldermort made his nose a Horcrux Harry wouldn’t have found it

  • @lunovawastakenpog3
    @lunovawastakenpog3 5 лет назад +5208

    I DIED WHEN SNAPE MADE A JOKE😂

  • @overripeschnitzel
    @overripeschnitzel 4 года назад +2389

    “Surely you can’t be serious!”
    “No. I _am_ Sirius”
    *Never gets old.*

    • @zippymcfIy
      @zippymcfIy 3 года назад +8

      It got old

    • @siso_brawlstars1110
      @siso_brawlstars1110 3 года назад +15

      @@zippymcfIy no it never does

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 года назад +13

      Sirius: oh also, don’t call me Shirley

    • @Tyrelshed123
      @Tyrelshed123 3 года назад +2

      @@zippymcfIy no

    • @hermionegranger4974
      @hermionegranger4974 3 года назад +9

      I know right. Sirius Black was so brave. Harry still misses him, you know. He's still quite heart broken and tries to change the subject while talking about him. Poor Harry. My daughter Rose keeps asking for a memory of Sirius. My God Rest Him In Peace. 😌

  • @idekknow9241
    @idekknow9241 4 года назад +212

    I love how Snape always posts and is like “did you get it mister potter?”

  • @Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup
    @Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup 5 лет назад +988

    The "I want your krum inside my golden snitch" makes the caster pregnant

  • @vaasmontenegro2016
    @vaasmontenegro2016 5 лет назад +4697

    “Little hitler” look of his youth.

  • @sanjamacak9794
    @sanjamacak9794 5 лет назад +514

    Sirius: hey did you get the present
    *picture of broom shows up*
    Harry: thats from you. You can be serious
    Sirius: no i AM sirius
    I laught so hard he made a pun.

    • @hannah.6374
      @hannah.6374 4 года назад +1

      Yessss thats so funny😂😂😂

    • @lunalovegood3547
      @lunalovegood3547 4 года назад +1

      I am -Sirius-

    • @Mizukisupremaxy
      @Mizukisupremaxy 4 года назад +2

      I love puns. I love Undertale too.
      It’s Sans-Sational. If you don’t get the joke then I prefer Snape-Chat to Facebook, honestly.
      See; I can (ah sheet what word) loop-in 3 jokes.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад

      He hasn’t been the same since he combined with XM radio!

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 года назад +1

      500th like. You deserve it

  • @cheesehater1417
    @cheesehater1417 4 года назад +547

    Ron: and your cat hates me-
    Hermione: RUBBISH

  • @Tony-km6kg
    @Tony-km6kg 7 лет назад +3680

    "I was... studying"

    • @aita_sageblood3965
      @aita_sageblood3965 7 лет назад +195

      Tony Oh really Miss.Granger? And do you mind telling me what; "I want you to Krum in my Golden Snitch!" does?

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 7 лет назад +76

      Tony I might need to change schools.

    • @ianp9014
      @ianp9014 7 лет назад +12

      Tony yes

    • @migsmethinks5801
      @migsmethinks5801 7 лет назад +71

      Can't help but wonder: is porn a thing in the wizarding world? How does it work?

    • @Robbie_Riot
      @Robbie_Riot 7 лет назад +18

      Migs Methinks maybe that's the spell

  • @xlinaa27
    @xlinaa27 5 лет назад +1889

    You should do “If Harry Potter has Snapechat!”

  • @shenaespeedy429
    @shenaespeedy429 5 лет назад +1301

    Dobby: Why didn't Harry Potter name his child Dobby Potter?
    Harry: JESUS F&!$&# CHRIST!!! DOBBY?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
    That one got me 😂😂😂

    • @justinflorian6868
      @justinflorian6868 5 лет назад +4

      ikr

    • @neonheartzz
      @neonheartzz 5 лет назад +4

      Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nojumper01
      @nojumper01 4 года назад +6

      and dobby hid it somewhere...

    • @craftchild_9151
      @craftchild_9151 4 года назад +2

      Am I the only one who was like "finally...." when dobby died? 😂

    • @miajunesubiela
      @miajunesubiela 4 года назад +4

      Helena Berthiaume 🙃 that’s just mean and spiteful

  • @mollyconnelly5309
    @mollyconnelly5309 4 года назад +1432

    Why is no one talking about “little hitler” 😂

  • @k.k.urniks.u211
    @k.k.urniks.u211 5 лет назад +794

    I woud rather watch a play about Harry and Ron,Hermione trying to find Dobby's horcrux inssted of Cursed child

    • @Lesbehonest09
      @Lesbehonest09 5 лет назад +9

      YES JESUS YES

    • @robertoacevedo2062
      @robertoacevedo2062 5 лет назад +13

      I really hope they DumbleDO that.

    • @DARK-vj1em
      @DARK-vj1em 4 года назад

      What's wrong with the cursed child?
      I have no clue about the cursed child part. Didn't even know it came out

    • @DARK-vj1em
      @DARK-vj1em 4 года назад +3

      @Evie Daydream yeah I just bought the play of cursed child. It's a little different from all the previous parts but in a good way. It's not bad. And everything is different coz all the characters grew up

    • @DARK-vj1em
      @DARK-vj1em 4 года назад +1

      @Evie Daydream no i didn't see the play. I have a book of the play cursed child. Lol you've got a crush on scorpius?

  • @novadselir1068
    @novadselir1068 7 лет назад +2116

    Her wand under the sheets lmao

    • @darkbolt6270
      @darkbolt6270 7 лет назад +103

      Novad selir why the eff would you want to stick a wand up your stuff. You might utter a spell and then what...

    • @novadselir1068
      @novadselir1068 7 лет назад +36

      Haha apparently she didn’t mind

    • @r.l8410
      @r.l8410 7 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @eevee2962
      @eevee2962 7 лет назад +39

      It's a masterbating joke

    • @yeahno744
      @yeahno744 7 лет назад +89

      Dark Bolt she could use a vibration spell... 0-0

  • @littledarlings7169
    @littledarlings7169 5 лет назад +2778

    Harry: I’m going to bed
    Draco: Can I slythrin?

    • @c_savage073
      @c_savage073 5 лет назад +24

      😂😂

    • @kileybee4167
      @kileybee4167 5 лет назад +117

      Me and my Drarry heart loves this

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 4 года назад +25

      @@kileybee4167me *laughs in nerd*

    • @ivanajimenez8a
      @ivanajimenez8a 4 года назад +25

      Ummmm please no... Im telling Harry

    • @xShadow_MD
      @xShadow_MD 4 года назад +24

      I'm cringing

  • @random._..person9946
    @random._..person9946 4 года назад +304

    When Harry literally cursed when he noticed Dobby was alive, I laughed so hard but then wondered, who did Dobby kill?

  • @emilismitkus8938
    @emilismitkus8938 5 лет назад +933

    “I want your krum inside my golden snitch” RoastedXD(^.^)

  • @sophia-di1xd
    @sophia-di1xd 6 лет назад +2514

    "Sleep with one *sexy* eye open Harry Potter, for the *sexy* boy who lived will soon be the *sexy* man... WHO DIED!" XD I died 😂😂😂

    • @meganwells729
      @meganwells729 5 лет назад +17

      Like Harry is

    • @randomentity7463
      @randomentity7463 5 лет назад +12

      You earned my like

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 5 лет назад +5

      @cutiecupcake is the best eagle is the symbol for ravenclaw. No hate!

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 5 лет назад +4

      @cutiecupcake is the best lol ok 😅 did u subscribe to me?

    • @abidghafoor9133
      @abidghafoor9133 5 лет назад +2

      I guess your the sexy man/girl who died.....

  • @Alicia-pj7my
    @Alicia-pj7my 6 лет назад +235

    *When voldemort misses his looks scene*
    Me : "Hey, remember the time where Voldemort had a nose?"

  • @poorvika8297
    @poorvika8297 4 года назад +126

    "meh.... Still a better story than the cursed child"
    I wish she'd actually say that..... And say.... '... Yes.... It was a huge joke! It's not cannon!'

    • @cuca_
      @cuca_ 4 года назад +6

      Sameee

  • @alexashley9140
    @alexashley9140 6 лет назад +412

    J.K. Rowling: "Meh. Still a better story than the Cursed Child."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mahaalharbi7581
      @mahaalharbi7581 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHA OMG I READ THAT BOOK LOL

    • @fionamccrory8280
      @fionamccrory8280 5 лет назад

      So true though

    • @bbbbeccaroni
      @bbbbeccaroni 5 лет назад +3

      I read the cursed child and it literally was this 👉👈 close to ruining the whole series for me.

    • @naomistewart9914
      @naomistewart9914 4 года назад +2

      @Alex Asley ARE YOU A HUFFLEPUFF I AM TOO cool

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 4 года назад +1

      @@naomistewart9914 YESS HUFFLEPUFFS UNITE 💛

  • @dalelash2nd743
    @dalelash2nd743 4 года назад +983

    McGonagall: talks about Hermione being naughty under the covers with her wand.
    Me: I'm dead. XD

    • @ryenixstyx5231
      @ryenixstyx5231 4 года назад +17

      lol

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +41

      Ron: 😡

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +16

      Alana Riddle she does and she was using it as the other type of wand 😂

    • @VIZOP
      @VIZOP 4 года назад +30

      @@DgardsGaming Krum has a big wand with a liquid like substance which entered hermoines golden snitch

    • @ranyaj.1778
      @ranyaj.1778 4 года назад +42

      Lmaooooooo the thing is I can’t imagine Hermione being dirty

  • @cxnt4095
    @cxnt4095 5 лет назад +3971

    This is a crying face ;-;
    This is Count Dracula ;_;
    This is a happy face :)
    This is a sad face :(
    This is a winky face ;)
    And this is the Umbridge face 🐸

    • @KaiTheMemeKing
      @KaiTheMemeKing 5 лет назад +18

      🐸

    • @NoName-uu6ly
      @NoName-uu6ly 5 лет назад +5

      Battle Clouds 😂

    • @cringevillager4993
      @cringevillager4993 5 лет назад +67

      No the happy face is this :-)
      And the sad face is this :-(
      Voldemort’s face is this : )

    • @checkers3456
      @checkers3456 5 лет назад +28

      Alexander Choo no, this is :=(

    • @gachagurl9108
      @gachagurl9108 5 лет назад +19

      🐍-Basalisk
      🐭-Scabbers (Peter Pettigrew)
      🐱-Misses Norris

  • @estelasabeniano5
    @estelasabeniano5 4 года назад +110

    Harry Potter: Hey Voldemort lets go get piercings!
    Voldemort: sorry Harry, you’re gonna need your parents permission first.

  • @nishantrajani7372
    @nishantrajani7372 7 лет назад +885

    Still better than the cursed child 😂 that one killed me

    • @nidiaadorno2732
      @nidiaadorno2732 6 лет назад +3

      Nishant Rajani yes

    • @eldara3
      @eldara3 6 лет назад +39

      The sad thing: it's true. The Cursed Child was some sort of really bad fucked up fanfiction.

    • @GeekLevel-dk6mv
      @GeekLevel-dk6mv 6 лет назад +10

      Nishant Rajani
      Agreed, I did kinda hate the cursed child. But ya, agreed. That one also killed me XD

    • @jdguymon6023
      @jdguymon6023 6 лет назад +2

      Same 😂 it's so true though...

  • @davidtsogtbayar3459
    @davidtsogtbayar3459 4 года назад +2618

    Is it just me or is everyone else scared of dobby now?

  • @Sayakuru
    @Sayakuru 4 года назад +360

    Oh god i love the part when vernon says "Petunia is going to kill us. We ignorantly appropriated wizard culture! We need to get these removed!" But i mostly love the Petunia one XDDDD

  • @racergoddard718
    @racergoddard718 4 года назад +62

    “Sleep with one sexy eye open Harry Potter, for the sexy boy who lived will soon be the sexy man... WHO DIED Omg 😳😂 this has me dead

  • @cantputmyname1594
    @cantputmyname1594 5 лет назад +345

    *_how funny, I just got a Facebook ad just before this_*

  • @lillzpops789
    @lillzpops789 5 лет назад +304

    I screamed “AHHH DOBBY” when he said in a place Harry Potter hasn’t seen yet 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @papajohnarooski1542
    @papajohnarooski1542 7 лет назад +710

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS DYING AT SNAPE'S COMMENTS!??

    • @kc6110
      @kc6110 7 лет назад +1

      kawaii eleimaylove 🙌

    • @MsWatismyname
      @MsWatismyname 6 лет назад +19

      Severus was lretty funny I admit. They just hate him to much to see his humor.

    • @papajohnarooski1542
      @papajohnarooski1542 6 лет назад +9

      Regulus Black snape is beautiful

    • @MsWatismyname
      @MsWatismyname 6 лет назад +9

      Agreed. Though I will never mention it to him, as he would probably make a sarcastic and cutting remark in embarrisment.

    • @papajohnarooski1542
      @papajohnarooski1542 6 лет назад +7

      Regulus Black that would probably be best. I must go now, I have a potion glass to get to. [ravenclaws be like]

  • @HarCoolReviews
    @HarCoolReviews 3 года назад +35

    Whenever Dobby arrives, I just pause the video, and mentally get myself ready

    • @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
      @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Год назад +1

      *lifts up cake ruining your relatives evening making them lock you up in a room*

    • @HermioneGranger-yq6he
      @HermioneGranger-yq6he Год назад

      ​@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Personally I'd have stayed in the bedroom upstairs and let Dobby run wild downstairs

  • @claire8126
    @claire8126 7 лет назад +375

    “JESUS CHRIST, DOBBY!!!”
    Never gets old

  • @vaishnaviramesh1190
    @vaishnaviramesh1190 7 лет назад +790

    I've waited way too long for this.. TWELVE YEARS, IN AZKABAN

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 7 лет назад +2

      Vaishnavi Ramesh it was 1000000 million years in a another realm

    • @insanespiders
      @insanespiders 7 лет назад +5

      It's meant to be twelve years.

    • @vaishnaviramesh1190
      @vaishnaviramesh1190 7 лет назад +1

      Lizzie_Styles corrected, thanks for that 🙈

    • @vortexconnor
      @vortexconnor 7 лет назад

      Vaishnavi Ramesh 100 things to do when your not at Hogwarts?

    • @nace5956
      @nace5956 7 лет назад

      hahahahah

  • @vincentpendragon4724
    @vincentpendragon4724 6 лет назад +191

    You can never e-Snape a good dad joke. Did you get Mr Potter I use my name as a pun too., get. It was fun while it is lasted.... Lol😂

  • @bhelbe1746
    @bhelbe1746 4 года назад +25

    Death eaters:*killing muggles*
    Petunia:*kills husband and son*
    That got me crying XD

  • @hidadimhungry2528
    @hidadimhungry2528 7 лет назад +398

    "I want your Krum in my Golden Snitch" I died rippp

    • @mycahrain
      @mycahrain 6 лет назад +9

      I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

    • @sholalittle5032
      @sholalittle5032 6 лет назад +4

      Hermione Jean Granger-Weasley
      Oh, don’t deny it Heromine, we all know what you were doing.

    • @mycahrain
      @mycahrain 6 лет назад +3

      Shola Little 😳 n-n-nothing

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +6

      "Can you tell me what the spell "I want your Krum inside my golden snitch does?" "
      Me: Makes you squirt?

    • @gachapotterhead7158
      @gachapotterhead7158 6 лет назад +4

      oh... i was doing n-n-nothing😅

  • @lucishell
    @lucishell 6 лет назад +347

    WHAT THE F*** IS WRONK WHIT DOBBY?!?!?!?!?!

    • @josih7042
      @josih7042 6 лет назад +4

      I cant be serious when i See dobby the next Time in a Film......creeep

    • @thetea5702
      @thetea5702 6 лет назад +4

      Everything

    • @aaaaaarde
      @aaaaaarde 5 лет назад +3

      He became a pervert

    • @marvel.fan1544
      @marvel.fan1544 5 лет назад +3

      Grammar please.

    • @DrRitterstein
      @DrRitterstein 5 лет назад +4

      I think the creator of this hates him for a an not understandable Reason………so that's why he made him look like a creepy crazy Pervert ………

  • @leviackerman7992
    @leviackerman7992 5 лет назад +590

    Jk Rowling: "still better story than the cursed child" I just died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @meliketopoststuff3192
    @meliketopoststuff3192 4 года назад +26

    4:47
    Harry:YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD DOBBY!!!!
    ME:AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SAME FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!?!?!?!

  • @soulsemblance3163
    @soulsemblance3163 7 лет назад +175

    Snape almost sounds like the real one

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 7 лет назад +3473

    I'm also Hagrid! (Shouldn'ta said tha..)

    • @ziveisenstodt7419
      @ziveisenstodt7419 7 лет назад +22

      HOLY CRAP YOURE EPIC VOICE GUY!

    • @sebastianmuller7013
      @sebastianmuller7013 7 лет назад +19

      you can't e-snape it

    • @ztancomfort187
      @ztancomfort187 7 лет назад +17

      EpicVoiceGuy you just made me have a haGRIN on my face!

    • @mysterynerd3591
      @mysterynerd3591 7 лет назад +2

      EpicVoiceGuy FUVK YES

    • @cerys_xx3615
      @cerys_xx3615 7 лет назад +5

      EpicVoiceGuy could you please do if twilight had facebook? I just had an idea with mixing Cedric diggory as Edward Cullen's backstory lol

  • @ohwow007
    @ohwow007 6 лет назад +3229

    Wow, McGonagall ruined Hermione.

  • @some.random.shotaa2897
    @some.random.shotaa2897 3 года назад +8

    Ahaha it’s so cute when Snape tried to join in on the dad jokes 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂

  • @lindsayangelinee7153
    @lindsayangelinee7153 6 лет назад +457

    "HOW IS THAT A GODDAMN SOLUTION?? KILL VOLDEMORT! BE OUR HERO!"
    *Aw, there we go! That's the support I was looking for all those years. Was that so hard?*
    OMG THAT KILLED ME

  • @thotieprincess7190
    @thotieprincess7190 7 лет назад +346

    the voices are similar

  • @xoxlemaxoxqais5593
    @xoxlemaxoxqais5593 6 лет назад +114

    Dobby came back to life just to ask Harry why he didn’t name a child ‘Dobby Potter’...🤣🤣🤣

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 4 года назад +21

    “Surely, you can’t be serious!”
    “No. I _am_ Sirius.”
    UAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA

  • @anne-ce3mc
    @anne-ce3mc 5 лет назад +380

    Oh dear, Did Hermione...actually...oh god.😶😬😯😳

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 5 лет назад +94

      Ah yes she DUMBLEDID!

    • @generalg.2752
      @generalg.2752 5 лет назад +8

      Stop lol

    • @samtpfotch
      @samtpfotch 5 лет назад +42

      Umm.. Funny story..

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 5 лет назад +37

      @@generalg.2752 Try as you might but you can't e-SNAPE a good joke like that.

    • @sophiamekoma3916
      @sophiamekoma3916 5 лет назад +23

      @@samtpfotch Don't e-snape from this. I'm telling Ron

  • @se0yeinj357
    @se0yeinj357 6 лет назад +199

    Is anyone going to consider the fact that dobby had to kill someone to make a Horcrux?!?

    • @minthemadnezz200
      @minthemadnezz200 6 лет назад

      I was gonna ask who did he kill

    • @Funnyseal53
      @Funnyseal53 6 лет назад +8

      Jessica Miller Hell kill anybody for Harry Potter. Anything😉

    • @flumpy0078
      @flumpy0078 6 лет назад

      Jessica Miller 😂

    • @sploog
      @sploog 6 лет назад +2

      ...
      -(I took ten seconds to type that)-

    • @abyssdreamer6286
      @abyssdreamer6286 6 лет назад +1

      Actually now that I think about it I don’t think that’s possible due to the fact that house elves can’t do magic even if freed unless it’s for the use of someone else

  • @stormwolfrowan583
    @stormwolfrowan583 6 лет назад +222

    The greatest Dad Jokes
    Sirius: No I am Sirius
    Harry: Oof. Come on. Really?
    Siruis: Oh, don't balk at that. With your Dad gone I have to raise you right and loop-in some dad jokes
    Remus: You rang?
    Harry: Ugh, you did not just team-tag a Dad joke
    Albus: Oh they DumbleDID Harry..
    Harry: Oh God please stop
    Severus: Try as you might Mr. Potter but you can never enSNAPE a Dad joke

  • @TooooooooRaw
    @TooooooooRaw 4 года назад +23

    I love how they exposed hermione for pleasuring herself

  • @lisaparkinson935
    @lisaparkinson935 6 лет назад +266

    Who else thinks Neville is GRYFIND.... DAMMNNN SON

  • @monumalahazarika9012
    @monumalahazarika9012 4 года назад +3209

    "Meh... still a better story than The Cursed Child."
    .
    Edit - damn i'm famous 😆🔥

  • @alayna8189
    @alayna8189 6 лет назад +222

    1:01Professor Umbridge: Meow

    • @p_neetv464
      @p_neetv464 5 лет назад +5

      Itz_ Lay-Lay! Why did you say “professor” she doesn’t deserve that respect 😂

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 5 лет назад +5

      Call her DEMON UMBRIDGE

    • @antonhansen9238
      @antonhansen9238 5 лет назад

      That's literally Missy from Big Mouth!

    • @hitch06innit54
      @hitch06innit54 5 лет назад +2

      It’s funny cuz in order of Phoenix, she is OBSESSED with cats.

    • @김도윤-q5d
      @김도윤-q5d 5 лет назад +2

      I thought it was Minerva who would turn into a cat...

  • @alfredalbertalexandrafrederick
    @alfredalbertalexandrafrederick Год назад +9

    So Dobby killed Harry Potter in the end, that's a bloody twist lol

  • @jennithebear409
    @jennithebear409 5 лет назад +133

    Dumbledore:oh yes he Dumbledid
    Harry:oh lord please stop
    Slivers snap:you can never e-SNAPE
    Snape:you get it Mr.Potter

  • @orgamers1
    @orgamers1 4 года назад +291

    “AND ALBUS DOES!?!?!?” I cannot stop laughing

  • @kaizoisevil
    @kaizoisevil 7 лет назад +44

    "Where did you get that? That's not even in our plane of existence!"
    Barty Crouch Jr obviously used his Tardis.

  • @luanasnape8793
    @luanasnape8793 Год назад +4

    The snape joke got me rowling my mom was sirius all day so this got her laugh

  • @Lol-fz4lp
    @Lol-fz4lp 4 года назад +278

    “Try as you might Mr Potter, you can never e-SNAPE a good dad joke”
    IM DYING 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @punishercastle5487
    @punishercastle5487 6 лет назад +189

    Liked this purely for the dad joke section

  • @ttwerri
    @ttwerri 7 лет назад +325

    "And ALBUS does?" 😁

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 7 лет назад +9

      Surprisingly, it does IMO. Maybe 'cause Latin. I dunno. We can call him "Al" for short. What can we call a Dobby for short? "Dob"? lol

    • @willowclover1345
      @willowclover1345 6 лет назад

      Tru dat

    • @getorganizednotpianoized239
      @getorganizednotpianoized239 5 лет назад +1

      @@lolloblue9646 Latin is the most beautiful dead language! I got interested in the Harry Potter world because of the spells being in Latin and because I love the Weasleys (especially Ron) and Hermione.

  • @higglegiggle2000
    @higglegiggle2000 4 года назад +5

    I love the conversations Harry and Dobby always have. Damn I never knew Dobby could flirt

  • @toqsterstrudel4239
    @toqsterstrudel4239 7 лет назад +312

    "I...might need to change schools."
    *Ya think?*

  • @badonkadonkeater
    @badonkadonkeater 4 года назад +66

    My favorite picture of Voldy Voldy is when he had a nose.

  • @shanettequao9043
    @shanettequao9043 7 лет назад +114

    I've been waiting from this 4ever, but more Draco please
    Siriusly.

    • @getorganizednotpianoized239
      @getorganizednotpianoized239 5 лет назад

      I Siriusly hate Slytherin. Except for Professor Slughorn, he's not a bad person.
      BTW I am a Ravenclaw with a little bit of Hufflepuff.

  • @LEGODUDE363___
    @LEGODUDE363___ 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love in the later books how Harry tries to explain current wizarding events i just thing those chats are so funny and sweet idk

  • @reeckgrims
    @reeckgrims 6 лет назад +153

    0:40 Snape's laugh 😂

  • @philtrashno2
    @philtrashno2 6 лет назад +141

    “Meh.. Still a better story than the Cursed Child.”

    • @Treilerk
      @Treilerk 6 лет назад +1

      Is the Cursed Child really that bad? I didn't read it, so I don't know.

  • @HarryPotter-mw8bn
    @HarryPotter-mw8bn 6 лет назад +272

    Oh my god Hermione.

    • @nidiaadorno2732
      @nidiaadorno2732 6 лет назад +3

      Harry Potter ikr

    • @L1z43vr
      @L1z43vr 6 лет назад +6

      Hey, remember when Voldemort had a nose, well we got something he doesn't have...Noses

    • @GeekLevel-dk6mv
      @GeekLevel-dk6mv 6 лет назад +2

      Harry Potter
      *HARRY POTTER SENPAI!!! please notice me. °^°*

    • @applepi4160
      @applepi4160 6 лет назад +5

      HARRY!?!?!

    • @unicorn_gameryt5006
      @unicorn_gameryt5006 6 лет назад

      Harrylol

  • @raniashabani9086
    @raniashabani9086 3 года назад +1

    0:40 wow, rare Snape's chuckling

  • @rosiejames9808
    @rosiejames9808 6 лет назад +283

    DOBBY POTTER 😂😂😂

    • @undertalesfansareawesome197
      @undertalesfansareawesome197 6 лет назад +3

      #DobbyPotter

    • @danmilton5060
      @danmilton5060 6 лет назад

      Robby Hedwig potter

    • @danmilton5060
      @danmilton5060 6 лет назад

      Dobby *

    • @gabbymrtnz6717
      @gabbymrtnz6717 6 лет назад

      # Dobby Potter 😂😂😂😂 it's just that ..... it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny ⚡🤘❤🦁❤

    • @ipwn6
      @ipwn6 6 лет назад

      F**k no

  • @kalyaniwarrier
    @kalyaniwarrier 7 лет назад +285

    Who wants a part 4??

  • @mushyrooms79
    @mushyrooms79 4 года назад +440

    TIME FOR DRARRY:
    Draco: Me and Pottah dont have any nicknames for eachother.
    Hermione: Oh yeah? What do bees make?
    Draco: Honey?
    Harry: Yes, Dear? (in distance
    Draco:.....*turns red like a tomato'
    Hermione: hehheeeee it workedddd

  • @Scream_4U1
    @Scream_4U1 6 месяцев назад +3

    Umbridge: “Me-OW”
    I died and ascended to heaven what the actual- 💀

  • @foxxygames7687
    @foxxygames7687 6 лет назад +82

    you can never e-SNAPE a good dad joke XD I died

  • @heav7nly
    @heav7nly 6 лет назад +2670

    C'mon!! HIT ME WITH If Harry Potter Had Facebook #4!!!

  • @custarrdd3306
    @custarrdd3306 4 года назад +48

    "Oh yes they dumbleDID Harry!"
    That got me cringing so much 😂😂

  • @riekinch9721
    @riekinch9721 4 года назад +3

    I like that all the teachers help Harry fell like home whit some dad jokes

  • @mistafy
    @mistafy 7 лет назад +469

    "JESUS F***ING CHRIST DOBBY!!!YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" 😂😂😂
    Edit : dobby is so creepy in this

  • @roseabellarosemary1853
    @roseabellarosemary1853 5 лет назад +54

    I'm never gonna be able to look at Hermione the same way again

    • @scootaloofromponyville1708
      @scootaloofromponyville1708 2 года назад

      actually, I prefer she was thinking of me, I love to hang out with her!! Maybe I could the one lucky guy in a foursome with Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the ONLY attractive girls in Hogwarts, though I'd bring in, Paravati, Lavender, Cho, Hannah, and Romilda too...a NINESOME

  • @stilyanalambreva6814
    @stilyanalambreva6814 6 лет назад +482

    I want to like Rowling's comment so bad lol

  • @thebigenderqueen1586
    @thebigenderqueen1586 4 года назад +1

    This is on my Harry Potter playlist:
    *Dumbledore asked calmly*

  • @awesomesauce2068
    @awesomesauce2068 7 лет назад +543

    I was...studying....

    • @KiWi-ti7nl
      @KiWi-ti7nl 7 лет назад +16

      Hermione Granger sure 😏

    • @williamhickmott1835
      @williamhickmott1835 7 лет назад +20

      We all know what you were doing..., You sly little witch😉😉😉😉

    • @lilyevans6329
      @lilyevans6329 6 лет назад +9

      Sure....

    • @VBond004
      @VBond004 6 лет назад +12

      You were adoring krum

    • @MsWatismyname
      @MsWatismyname 6 лет назад +17

      Miss Granger could have been learning how to play Quidditch for all we know. Being a Seeker is intresting..

  • @lsharp983
    @lsharp983 5 лет назад +50

    "HOW IS THAT A GOD**** SOLUTION ??? KILL VOLDEMORT! BE OUR HERO!"
    I'm dead😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clarkconner
    @clarkconner 7 лет назад +589

    Hit me with Harry Potter Facebook #4

  • @smastudiosproductions8713
    @smastudiosproductions8713 4 года назад +5

    Its just dobby doesnt roll off the tounge AND ALBUS DOES! There have never been truer words spoken out of anyones mouth

  • @panchopaton18
    @panchopaton18 6 лет назад +59

    0:37
    Wow Snape has a very good taste of humor
    (Like if agreed)

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 7 лет назад +260

    Is no one else going to point out that Dobby had to litterally murder someone to make that Horcrux

  • @cerys_xx3615
    @cerys_xx3615 7 лет назад +67

    "Yes I am Sirius" classic joke 😂👌🏻

  • @jinxedkatlyn
    @jinxedkatlyn 4 года назад +4

    McGonagall exposing Hermione is hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @tythacreator888
    @tythacreator888 6 лет назад +71

    Doesn't voldemort have followers not friends

    • @CHHSGuardBoy2
      @CHHSGuardBoy2 6 лет назад +4

      No because this is a Facebook video not a Twitter video.

    • @krutoye.slovo.na.russkom
      @krutoye.slovo.na.russkom 6 лет назад

      CHHSGuardBoy2 oh if Harry Potter characters have Twitter 😂😂

  • @soumyabratabiswas4877
    @soumyabratabiswas4877 6 лет назад +182

    If Percy Jackson had Facebook
    (In Monster-free network)

  • @danielwalker8961
    @danielwalker8961 5 лет назад +42

    SO MANY PUUUNNSSS
    Cat mcgonagal+crookshanks= CAT PARTY

  • @ilyulia_
    @ilyulia_ 4 года назад +7

    harry: ah, just dropped my boy off at the hogwarts express. good luck, albus severus potter
    james and lily: 𝗮𝗺 𝗶 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂?