my roof
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2020
- Honestly, I'd rather be up here.
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this is a video about where i talk about how i like my roof
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Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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just so people don't get scared the roof is actually cgi so it's not real
Thanks Gus I was worried
Goodness you had me worried Mr Gus!
Omg I thought you died gus
Bad editing it’s so obvious
Oh thank God I was shitting myself
Saying "Couldn't have asked for a better day" while your life is falling apart in front of you is the most painfully Midwestern thing I've ever seen
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest RUclipsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear s
It’s true
Kenbob
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally, just Illinois” - Facebook meme my mom made
@@AxxLAfriku your life is a joke
I like to pretend that this Dad character is married to the Mom character Gus also plays.
I like to pretend that dad character used to live abroad and was married to aunt shelley
This is a fantastic thought.
this just amplified my viewing pleasure from both series by about 10,000 percent
Samr
Pretend..?
“Well that ain’t gonna Marty McFly” was the cherry on top for such a character
No replies? Wow
Climax of the video
1:38
This is now my new catch-phrase
i LOST IT
"It only hurts when I stand"
In a previous video "My Yard" he states he stands all day at work
*Endless Agony*
Your profile is cursed
He's not wearing his reeboks in that video.
@@gaberyals533 but he still works, as indicated from the mug who is owned by the guy from work
@@KAR0519 You good man?
Honestly, this character's whole life seems to be endless agony. As is seen in every episode of this series, he finds himself in inescapable situations, but nobody lifts a finger to help him, not even his own children. This is a man who has been completely neglected by the rest of society, but chooses to hide the pain by claiming that this was by his own will.
“That ain’t gonna Marty Mcfly.” Grandpa level dad phrase.
That there's a Gen X dad phrase
That's going into my repertoire of phrases to use 100%.
underrated line
He says the day Marty McCoy arrives into the future
What other old timey things will Dads say in 2040?
i love how his favorite mug is just a blank white one
"this is mug has a really nice handle, they dont make mugs like they used to"
Just like the character.
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear ecan
tiktok guy!
really describes his personality
Mom: play with the kid across the street
The kids dad:
Facts 🤣🤣
@pan pizza I woudl too 🙂
@@frankparker245 i woudl as well
@@natakem6620 I also woudl
This is the most average dad ever though
The only way Gus could be that good at playing a middle aged dad is that he's secretly the father of 2-5 children somewhere in Minnesota.
HOL' UP
Minnesota 😂
Ya grow up fast here ya know, knee high by the 4th of July and all.
As someone who lives in Minnesota, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
@@trevorlobitz626 Another Minnesotan here, can confirm, the exhausted, endless forced positivity is so familiar it hurts
I love that canonically he's speaking to a camera man, yet he never once considers asking him to just set up the ladder.
Why do you love that?
That's basically how "the office" works
It's against camara man code to interfere with nature
They're not supposed to interact with the wildlife.
Sshhhhhhhhh, don't question the old code
Svens occasional wheeze at Gus’s jokes really elevate these videos a lot
It's the best combination of edited, but not too much.
Only acceptable version of laugh track
Its the best part!
I think he doesn't know the script because the chuckles are so genuine
Modern day laugh track
“I made eye contact with that guy two whole times”
-Gus Johnson
Lmaoooo
Hearing Sven laugh and snort as Gus keeps saying funny shit is the best part of the editing
“Guy stuck somewhere while passive aggressively loving life” is my favorite character
Edit: he should get lost in a cornfield next. Like maybe the camera man loses him for a second and when he finds him again, he’s gone full inept survivor man
"Passive agressively loving life" is such a mood 👌
OMG 6ix9ine thanks for commenting on my new video❤️
@@riskyy2657 get out of here spammer
Riskyy leave
couldn't have picked a better to day to have been stuck up on a roof'fer.
“ aye that ain’t gonna Marty Mcfly” he sounds like he’s trying to fit in with the new generation
How do you do, fellow kids?
we aren't ready for that yet.. but our kids are gonna love it
@@lisacz9627 nope!
Just as relevant as "Pokemon Go.... to the polls!"
Right after i read this I heard him say it
“Oh you’re grilling? Yeah, no I’ll wait, I can wait.”
Gus knows the unspoken rules of fatherhood. Never interrupt a man while he’s on the grill
“I’m gonna be real guys, you kind freakin stink right now.”
*cameraman COUGHS*
Gus' ability to pull off dad energy is a bit frightening. love it.
I dont know that frightening is the right termonlogy
he’s not even gonna have to try to be a dad when the time comes
it sure is something
@@James3160_ ok, cool?
@Ddhfacetyy maybe not in actions, its more of a vibe thing
Probably one of my favorites of gus's characters
yeah this guy and imbiamba
Just liking cause you'll be on a 100
very Matt Foley love it
Character? That's Gus
I mean.. Imbiamba
LOL Man this guy needs to be put in a movie. He's got all the makings of a huge hollywood comedian. Let's get him in a movie
How though
@@kingayy9267 How? How what?
Unfortunately Gus wouldn't work in hollywood... Hollywood doesn't look for talent. You need the connects
@J M
how do we "get him in a movie"
@@riverdaletales8457 You don't know what he would do if the opportunity presented itself. Yes you need connects but many people have been found on youtube and wound up in the movies. Have some faith.
"My Kirklands got a little waterlogged last time."
Guys, this has happened before
I thought that was just a funny line until I watched the 'my pool' video
@@GoggledAgog
Even though he took them off because the varnish wasn’t dry
I hope that over the course of 10 years Gus slowly morphs into this man and we don’t even notice
How do we know it hasn’t already happened
Good comment
@@pinguing6425 even better comment
We’ll think everything’s normal and then one day it just won’t be satire
Next you should do my attick or basment
this is like the reverse of drowning your sim in a pool
Heyyy buttholetomato is here
Woah its tomatoan(g)us
Nope. The mug is alive in My Pool.
What a weird place to fond you mr. Fast Sex Man
Gajendra Yadav it just respawned but then, since it’s an essential NPC
"im gonna lose my favourite mug here..."
Breaks mug
"Well that was a guys' from work sooo...."
Lol
🤣
"It only hurts when I stand" is such a chronic pain mood
"well that ain't gonna Marty Mcfly"
My new favorite phrase right here.
We need to start saying that. With finger guns, of course.
I just watched BTTF2 earlier wowie
“Well that ain’t gonna Marty Mcfly there.”
The cameraman: my character has broken
shut up
Open down
I spy with my little eye a fellow dhmis fan ;)
I’m gonna steal that line
I don’t get it
This sucks, everybody knows that his kirklands aren’t waterlogged. He had taken them off because the varnish wasn’t dry. EA really needs to start appreciating the story in their games
Perhaps they were splashed while the pool was being bailed out? Relying increasingly on the player to fill in gaping narrative holes is the sign of growing laziness, how far the company behind “Pillow Guy” and “when dumb youtubers put end screen cards too early” has fallen.
@@SNottingham Well, that is debatable. Personally, I think it is more fun to piece together the story myself just to add a little extra player involvement. Also, EA is great and you should give them all of your money on really cool cosmetics that totally change the gaming experience and isn't at all pay to win. What? no, of course EA isn't paying me to say this! Why would you even ask?
I freaking love this comment section.
Pff, I totally agree, these companies don't care about story anymore, "Let's just put a guy on roof and steal their money" that's their motto
If you read the manga this is based off of you would know there was a timeskip between "My Yard" and "My Roof". It is safe to assume that there were instances during this time where his kirklands could have gotten waterlogged, possibly on multiple occasions
For a second I thought you were actually gonna cut the direct TV and I got really scared. Good thing you put the kaibash on that one.
Now gonna incorporate “That ain’t gonna Marty McFly” into my daily conversations
So much yes, this has to catch on!
So many hilarious new quotes from this video! I can finally retire the My Pool quotes I’ve been using for over a year now lol.
You talk to people? Lucky.
Alright, yep same🤣
Please don’t, I’m begging you, I don’t have much left in life and not having to hear you say that is one of the few things I’m grasping onto. Please
I’m gonna tell my kids this is The Office
This is the directors cut.
Your saying this isnt
@@snakycarnival9119 edit your comment again.
you're*
i'll help u make some kids.
PARKOUR!
I'm from northern Minnesota and I'm astonished how this man literally looks and sounds like every one of my uncles.
"y'know I'm a mens size 12 1/2, but these were on babies were on clearance... So I guess I'm gonna be a 6 for a while"
xD
“It’s fine, it only hurts when I stand” 😂
I love how he says he "splurged" on them and then immediately follows it up by saying he got them on clearance too
To add to this, in "My Yard" he says he stands all day for work.
I ligit read this comment while i saw it in the video
This actually happened to my dad. He went on the roof without telling anyone and the ladder fell, he was stuck for a few hours...
I would've jumped
Same here, he even tried to get off and had to dangle from the ease trough and eventually let go. Think think he sprained his ankle poor fella.
Omg hahah
Did he also bring up his briefcase & cup of coffee?
OMG he stole your dads idea
This roof isn’t Gus’s child, but he sure did raise it.
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice one.
OMG 6ix9ine thanks for commenting on my new video❤️
Riskyy omg that’s so fake
😆
damn straight
This convinced me they should cast Gus as Dwight Schrute in the Office reboot
They really have to
@Nehemiah Cha bro it's a joke
“my kirklands got waterlogged last time”
so much meaning in that sentence
When he was hanging off the tree with over 50% of his body suspended over the ground I was legitimately worried
3:39 made me genuinely panic
the run to the edge and last second stop is what made my heart jump the most. I love the content but don't die for it Gub.
When he almost jumped my anxiety went 📈📈📈
@@HypeHerbAlly the roof was cgi, dont worry
@@HypeHerbAlly They don't show the ground for a reason, they probably had a mattress down there in case he fell.
- Trips multiple times on roof.
- Somehow doesn’t fall off.
I would probably fall off by just standing or sitting up there knowing me.
It's cgi duh
I love how after the events of "my pool" he gets a new metal briefcase
Character development
"A guys on the roof right about now" almost choked on my cereal.
Someone get this guy that “I do all my own stunts” T shirt.
He doesn’t though. This is his stunt double wearing a mask can’t you tell
"Scripplin' around" is a classic made up dad phrase.
That was hilarious
Has the same energy as "scrobblin around"
My roof: jumps into pool and leads into “my pool”
My pool: finally gets out of pool and leads into my “my yard”
My yard:??????
an endless cycle, I see
Climbs up onto his roof to get the neighbors attention and leads into "my roof"
He gets back on the roof
@TheReaperOfLykos76 Yeah while he is locked outside he decides to walk to the community garden and gets locked in there
it leads to "my garden"
Sven's laughing actually makes this better
yes its so funny
RIP to that mug who died for this video
Bruh I see you everywhere
I love how it even bounced once without breaking.
It was a guy from work's
@@psy0rz That's what I thought at first as well. However, when you look closer you can clearly see the mug breaking into a couple pieces on the first impact.
My mans your everywhere
There is something oddly comforting about seeing Gus on a roof. Like he belongs there. Maybe I came home from college, my friends aren't there, my dog passed away, my brother joined the military, my parents don't care, but... Gus is there. Thanks Gus.
dupedick you got us dude the Gus Johnson community 😊
@@xzgif7165 Nah, all he needs is Gus on the roof
He's like salt
@@nc7486 Shut mouth.
Thanks Gus.
Thank you for being you lol. Your videos make me laugh when I’m feeling down and it makes things better.
The cameraman’s laughs make it 10x better for some reason
Sven laughing and the quick cut after the jokes was comedy gold, and Thor just silently closing the window was the best ending I could've asked for.
I'm sorry Gus is living with a _Thor_
Kris Does Art wish I’d not read flag spoiler 😣
Kris Does Art Yeah Sven and Thor are his brothers, he said on a podcast that he’s Finnish-Norwegian so that’s where that comes from. Gus is short for Gustav
Spoiler
The cup shattering had the most disappointing cup breaking sound ever
*thonk*
*tink*
it perfectly conveyed how the dad felt.
Y do i have so many likes ?
@red ribbon
Because people thought your comment was funny.
@@Robyn_iz_Here heres one more
he’s so good he makes me think wisconsin is real
"well that ain't gonna marty mcfly" The best line
“That’s fine it only hurts when I stand.”
White-Collar Midwestern "forced positivity" dad is my favorite Gus character. Something about him is so oddly comforting, especially in these trying times. The stock guitar music in the background just ties it all together
I agree man I agree
Santhusht Prasad Very wisconsinite
Stu must continue as a character. Always😅
Agreed. It's just sooo gosh darn accurate too.
that ain't gonna marty Mcfly is gonna be my graduation quote
"Anyone hearing dad scrippling around up here?!" I LOST IT🤣
“Honey, the kid across the street is... jumping on his roof now”
*mid-life man
Ruff**
600th like
I love how he's always in his work office clothes no matter what it makes it even better
"Oopsie Daisie this isn't my house" *takes suitcase and free falls off the house
i am awaiting any one of these: “my attic,” “my shed,” “my garage,” “my car” “my treehouse,” or “my tree”
maybe even “my water tower” if he’s feeling ambitious
or maybe a "my house" but its just this ruclips.net/video/k55FYtqtXXU/видео.html
I'd like to see a "My Basement" shot in black and white night vision
@@ctlraltdestroy thats not a bad idea actually
How about, "My Ham Shack" where the only ones that will talk to him say "SHUT UP STUPID". Or his neighbor down the street tricks him into thinking he is : "TALKIN' TO 'STRAILIA"
My bathroom
I love how he acknowledges the cameraman but refuses to ask for anyone's help other than his divided family
This video brought me through many emotions I didn't even know I had.
Anyone else realize that he decided to climb up to the roof with his mug and briefcase. Man truly knows the important things in life.
I love that he's asking everybody, anybody for help, but keeps talking directly to the camera man without asking
Well the cameraman has a job to do.
If the cameraman interacts with the subjects he gets fired.
Briqt Wemmde he’s got too much pride for that
I’d like to imagine the people inside don’t recognize their dad on the roof and they’re just fearing for their life
😂😂😂
Same HAHA
Good profile picture
I like to imagine that this guy is just some sort of entity that haunts them that they only let inside out of absolute necessity, otherwise they just try to ignore him the best they can.
The lighting is everything
I love how happy he is the whole time
_gus can transform himself from a 25 year old dude to a 55 year old guy within minutes_
Gus is 25???
@@darylesese yes
How old do you think dads are homie?
@@goth_twink Probably thinks grandpas are pushing 200
Scientifically the age of dads depends on how old the kids are.
Sven snickering in the background makes it even funnier.
yeah what a cutie
Same hahaha when you think about it it's really no different from a laugh track, but daamn it just adds to the humour and makes me burst out laughing
Lol of course gus would meme that hard ❤ #BeKindAndNotEvil
@@tph8267 Are you under the impression that laugh tracks are disingenuous?
Couple of good wholesome Midwestern boys goofing off. I love that
Please do more of these. I love this character
“That didn’t have a lot of give did it.”
The way he said it too lol
Theres no way I'm not gonna be using "thats not gonna Marty Mcfly" in everyday life for the next week
this is my dad
How dare you ignore your dad on the roof
no he is mine
No it’s my dad
*our* dad
@@linus855 well I guess that settled it
Sven’s laughing just sells it. (I think it’s Sven anyways)
I unironically did that Michael Phelps arm movement for years as I thought it was a good way to loosen up for just about anything
Slap slap slap
"I'm a men's size 12.5 but these baby's here were on clearance, so ig im going to be a 6 for a while"
Hardest I have laughed in a while
This one broke me haha
I dont get it
@@eloisecole3579 how is that even possible?
@@eloisecole3579 well you see the joke is that Gus Johnson aka Gums Watson, wears a shoe size of around 12 and a half for a regular day of shoe wearing. Now he found a pair of nice shoes at some shoe store that were on clearance, which is when a store is trying to get rid of some of their products so they reduce the price by a large amount as to make the product more desirable to is consumers. Now here is where the joke comes in, Gustavo states that he bought the shoes for a small price even though they are in fact a whole 6 and a half sizes too small for his feet. This is what is funny and made me laugh because of the ridiculous nature of the statement.
@@chungman1500 execellent, thank u.
God i really love this series of videos
I love it when they take a random situation like this and improvise a sketch out of it. The best one that they did was imbiamba jombes.
**Speaks in Wisconsin**
“My ruff”.
Oh
Mista Play *ope
“No.. my ruff?”
-Confused Californian Dog
'I made eye contact with that guy *two whole times.*
I hear Sven's cheeky laugh, too lol
your closing music always hits me, feel like I'm gunna cry hard but theres no tears
The most Midwestern phrase imaginable: “Oh are you grilling? Oh no I’ll wait.”
Abruptly cut camera man chortles are the laugh tracks of gen z youtube, change my mind.
No no, he's got a point.
Cant
WAIT OMG YES
YES!
you aren't wrong
I love this series, but I fear that he’ll run out of things in his house to be trapped in.
It might be a stranger’s house
“My walk in closet”
"My Minecraft Server"
Tyler Silverstein 😂😂
Trapped in his attic, trapped in his garage, or trapped by an angry cat
Dad is my hero, even in the worst situations he is always motivated and keeps on going
"hey i'm on the ruf if you don't see me already" im DYING
"Honey look there, he's doing the thing again"
-Probably his neighbors
OMG 6ix9ine thanks for commenting on my new video❤️
@@riskyy2657 why do you keep saying that?
he's at his parents' place in rural wisconsin they dont have neighbors
honestly probably pretty true, gus has said that everyone knows about his stuff in his hometown because its a small community. that's where the video came from with all the dumb ideas he's gotten.
Where in the video do you hear that?
Look at this man, bringing home the cassettes for his family.
Makes you think.
He truly is, a working man.
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear gu
I have tears running down my face and my abs and cheeks hurt from laughing.
Gus mate, you're a fucking legend. 😂
I love you gus. Just a genuinely hilarious guy.
The second best Gus Johnson character ever, after the 'ive been here before' guy
edit: ok yea imbiamba's in there too
What about pillow guy
Nah Gods Country Guy is the best!
Mitchell Robbins
Imby numba 1
I actually like James Cameron from the Avatar 2 pitch video
roof sittin is a glorious pastime
yes. yes it is
Go unbox some more $100,000 guitars and leave the comment section to us poor people
Tyler is a Gus Johnson fan? Now I know you're a cool dude.
The most glorious pastime is kissing hotwife, ok?
Oh Hi Tyler
These are my favorites.. so relatable to Nebraskan nice as well. Love my pool, my garden..
The short tie, the white sneakers, and the camera guy laughing are what made this a masterpiece
Not many things more Midwestern than pronouncing roof like "ruf" 😂
A lot of people here in Ontario also say it like that.
Im kiwi and I cant hear it. Just sounds like hes saying Roof to me. Trying to imagine how americans would normally say it if its not like this...
How bout that "how boutchya" tho?
Well, how do you pronounce it?
@@NowhereMan7 trust me. Midwesterners (Minnesota, Wisconsin, Dakotas, etc.) have a very different dialect than the rest of the country.
"How does a man pay 2 grand for a mattress and get better lumbar support from the roof?"
This resonated deep
looking for this comment. as a almost 30 year old male this hit home deep. sad times
correction: *the ruff
the more i buy mattresses the more i understand why some people in japan sleep on tatami beds
Who tf pays 2k for a mattress?
Best video on your channel- cried so hard laughing 😭😂
I love the calm music playing in the background while he slowly loses his mind throughout the entire video
Middle aged white shirt white guy is definitely my favorite character on the channel (behind pillow guy). Thanks for the great content Bus!
His names stu
Sorry but Docker Jombes will forever be my #1
Also Imbiana Jombes.
The Athiest Messiah it’s uts
Midwest dad guy