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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2019
- Honestly, I'd rather be in here.
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this is a video where i talk about how much i like my pool
Welcome to the Gus Johnson channel, where the most average content comes to fizzle out.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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honestly not even a problem but if you want to follow me on twitter to let me know how to get outta here that'd be great @Gusbuckets
i will Gus, infact i already have
Gus Johnson ok
I'm gay and I piss and shit all over the place.
Are ya still stuck gus
Gus Johnson yur a real one
"She's looking pretty sturdy" is the most Dad thing I've ever heard
**shes looking**
yes... as always " looking pretty sturdy" *a mild breeze makes the entire construction wobble* "told you i didnt need any instructions"
"Better take off my kirkland's in case the varnish is still wet" is a very close runner up
I never had to deal with that as my dad is a carpenter
Or when they strap something down in the truck with the ratchet straps and they gotta slap the tailgate and go “That ain’t goin nowhere.”
Mom said no drowning in the pool
mom said its my turn to drown in the pool.
Mom said no bodies on the floor.
Mom's no fun >:(
Mom said no early 2000s Alt Metal band Drowning Pool ruclips.net/video/04F4xlWSFh0/видео.html
Words to live by
I love that in the lore of this series, Gus's character:
1. Was in the navy
2. Never learned how to swim
3. Directly addresses the cameraman but never considers asking them to help him get out of his current situation
F u
@@deadlock8173 it's a joke
@@Moatsy I know
@@Moatsy I like to make dumb comments
@@deadlock8173 fair enough, have a nice day.
How is it Gus has no children yet is seemingly a natural at being a Dad
Dad body and the mustache
@@handsomerat5926 The estrogen takes awhile to kick in
Gus can commit more than fifteen impersonation crimes at the same time and nobody would mind
He’s also the children. Ukulele girl and imbiama Jones are his kids. Pillow guy is his estranged brother.
He has. He said he has children.
"Dad?"
...
"ʷʰᵃᵗ"
nice pfp
@@Kitchyyy thanks bro
more like "dead?"
@@garkeinen7034 i guess
When he said “well now that’s just dissatisfactory.” I felt that
Oh yes. Indulging in end of year nostalgia, I agree. And that gun shot in the background, ‘Mercia! 3:13
u dont sub u gay that was unfunny
1:02 the lead up, the pile-up of bad things that happen prior, the “oh shoot!” the splash, the papers flying everywhere, it’s honestly a masterpiece
This is the funniest part
It's a perfect shot
If you think about it he had one shot considering he'd be soaked
I don't particularly care for slapstick comedy but the papers flying really brought it all together.
i particularly like the first fakeout
They’re probably reading...
*with their headphones on*
I occasionally do that - if I get the right music at the right volume, it helps if ambient sounds/lack thereof are too loud, etc or if my concentration is especially shot.
There's audiobooks, too. 😸
I don't understand your comment. Are you confused about how to read with your eyes while music is playing in your headphones? Or is it that you never knew people did that?
I do that all the time
@@mojavecourier6987 So silly you are, clearly humans aren't meant to see one thing and listen to another at the same time! :D
*insert Audible ad read here*
This character is the embodiment of the "this is fine" meme
He reminds me of ned flanders
Gabriel Perry I have forgotten who that is, but it sounds about right.
This character makes me both horribly sad and optimistic at the same time. "Aw, well there goes my paycheck over there. Shoot. That's okay, I didn't really put in a lotta hours this week too. Probably missed this pay cycle."
@@ki11thecube he seems to try so hard, yet he doesn’t get the love he deserves.
*Death Of A Salesman (2019)*
pSyk 😂 i literally just finished reading this yesterday
pastel dreams death of a salesmannn oh-oh-oh, bailing the water out
@@elizabethdesruisseau7826 Is it a good book? you recommend?
talkback doe i found it pretty good, kinda depressing in a thought provoking way of that makes sense. It's only like 120 pages so give it a read if you're interested! It tackles kinda the way that run-of-the-mill people who have been tricking themselves into thinking theyre special coming to the realization that their time is never coming. Reminded me a bit of "Of Mice and Men". Anyways tho y'all are here for memes sorry to go on a small literary rant haha
Nah bro, Zima blue
“Oh, that’s... that’s just dissatisfactory.”
I love how pleasant this character is. He always wears a smile no matter what shit the world throws at him.
Gus: literally in a noose made out of a tie
Cameraman: *is this angle alright?*
1:02 those papers falling was so cinematic lmaoo
Amber Ortolano ikr?? 😂
Lol it looks like the animation when you do a multi in OPTC
Thought I was watching Breaking Bad for a second 😂
Amber Ortolano lmao yes
They're paid actors
White-collar Midwestern dad might be my favorite character on the channel.
My favourite is tyler
Even better than Imbiamba Jombes?
SenorMateo I’m a big fan of the mom but
I hate how on the nose it is
I know these type of people, I go to Michigan every summer because I have family ther. Lol the midwest.
This is giving me Ned Flanders vibes.
Same
Okaly dokaly
Dam you Flanders
Stupid flanders
@@RattJonesOfficial stupid sexy flanders
"Honey, the awkward neighbor is trying to hang himself in from the basketball net again"
"They're probably reading... with their headphones on."
I lost it.
@Human Cancerbag It, obviously. Can't you read?
Audio book
@@viljamtheninja the clown?
@@momsspaghetti4504 Nah, the clown has a name. P-something. Paddington? Padme? Moneypenny? Something like that.
Audible: Really?
“I’m not much of a swimmer myself. Never learned, in fact.”
“Looks like dad’s gonna have to go back to his old naval days.”
Non-swimmers make good ship crew though because they don't bail.
Don’t gotta know how to swim to be on a boat! Sure helps though...
in past times most people on ships didn't know how to swim, most people in general didn't know how to swim.
@@sam-psonsmith9951 swimming just prolongs your suffering because noones gonna rescue you anyways when there's no radio yet
@@FzudemB still sucks if you drown half a mile away from shore. or maybe even in the harbour if no one notices or cares to help you.
I think "I better take off my Kirklands, incase the varnish is still wet." might be the most Dad phrase I've ever heard.
I genuinely feel bad for the dad character here. He's trying real hard to be a good father for his crappy children. From all the kids out there with no dad, shitty dads or a very cold ass dad; we would love a dad like this one.
Stooolllleeeennnn innnn aaa waaaayyyy
@Muhammed Eniodunmo well said
Can confirm I would love a dad like this
Tbe dad that modern society tells us is a racist homophobe who can't raise his children better than a single mother. Love it.
No such thing as crappy children... only shitty parents
This is why you don't remove the ladder in the sims
This is why you do 😂
Rene Wu lmao
This is why I lock the visitors' entrance in Zoo Tycoon, and then open the lions' exhibits.
Really? Because my Sims would just climb out regardless if there was a ladder there or not.
I was about to comment the same thing. I bet this is what inspired Gus to make this video.
"i guess that's why they call it liquid funds"
i could feel the dad vibes radiating off my screen
That shit funny
You didnt even quote it correctly, you are legit uselles
Thousandth like
What? Dad vibes?
@@matejcevnik7362 *U S E L L E S*
*_u FÚÇKIN9 turd_*
"once a semen always a semen"
-gus johnson 2019
@@muffiefx1951 its a joke
@@muffiefx1951 ok then why did you say seamen
@@j0elyb3an I'd even say that was intended
Should someone r/Wooosh MuffleFX? Or is the honor all mine?
@@lbdude Nah, no-one should
That briefcase opening with the papers comically flying everywhere was so perfect, I can't tell if that was well choreographed or if the comedy gods smile on Gus' videos, but it gets me every time
How can he be 24 and 50 at the same time?
Fireball time
Kinda feel bad....my grandpa looks younger?
How can he be in the navy and not know how to swim?
@@cjsyblik3296 thats the joke buddybou
YggdrasilAE level 10 paladin
I really feel for this character.
I'm very sympathetic to his plight.
Truly a modern tragedy.
Charm Toy Gus Johnson dad cosplay is best cosplay
Can't catch a break but still tries to keep his spirits up
Hi Charm Toy
Cute Celebi
I was out here counting syllables thinking your comment was a haiku lol
i thought this was a haiku for a second
You’re laughing. A man is hopelessly drowning, losing everything he has when not even the camera man will help, and you’re laughing.
@A Cringey Channel you ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?
Something about these videos scream early 2000's which just comforts me for some reason
It’s hard to choose between “My Pool” and “My Roof”
I prefer the pool one honestly.
*my yard
Both
The Stig's Dutch Cousin ooo there u go!
Easy, My Roop. 😁
That fall was so perfect. Down to the papers flying everywhere. Gun Jogson is a film genius
RJ yeah bro they had 17 reels for this shit
thats not how you spell gup jobsten
no one cares
a i t o r I’m sorry. I meant to spell it “imbiamba jombes”
This is the comment i was looking for. 0:56 for your viewing pleasure
3:17 Rifle goes off in the background.
Guy from "shotgun in movies" Is firing his shotgun
Yeah it sounds like a 5.56
That's God's country for you
The way the papers spread and flew as he fell was a cinematic masterpiece
*Hanging by a necktie noose*
"I don't know how this happened."
Deep.
I straight choked on my drink at that transition
Deeper than the deep side of the pool...
*_exactly_*
Nothing a little perseverance can't fix
*G E E W I Z*
*”Mooommm, Dad’s trying to hang himself in the pool again!”*
What a name and profile pic combo
Tariq Hudson
Regardless of size or how soft one's breasts may be, out of them all, the very best will always belong to the person I love.
@@CravingOppai real talk
STOPPP BEING CRINGING
Custer 666 :)
"Oh well there goes my pay cheque over there.... Sssssssssssshoot." - The most emotionally supressed response to losing many hours worth of pay.
I wanted him to fall into the pool since the beginning of the video
_did not disappoint_
"Better take off the kirkland's in case the varnish is still wet."
you are a treasure.
@Human Cancerbag yeah man
Wait, what is that joke? I didn't get it :( I thought it was just a straight forward "I'll take off my shoes"?
AmethystAndCoral it’s hilarious to me because it’s *so* normal and specific to a kind of person if that makes sense...can’t really explain it better than that cuz words are hard but it just really tickled me lol
@@ShoutoutToTrees It's a dad thing to say. Wearing bland discount shoes and being concerned about the deck varnish even when it's way past dry.
@Human Cancerbag I only like your comment because of your name sir. You are blessed
Nobody is mentioning how when he fell in all the papers floated like a cartoon
My first laugh of many, perfection
Best part. I want a bts video with how many takes it took XD
@@coltonbates629 Probably just one, since he was dry before falling in.
It was perfectly executed and I am extremely impressed.
It was perfect
Ok, so from I can gather this is a father in a struggling family, who’s married to the mom in gus’s videos. The mom has two children, the one here and the one in her videos. The dad in the road trip dad video used to be married to the mom, but they got divorced and he took all 3 children from that family, only for the mom to start a new life. The family has two uncles, the gods country guy and inappropriate uncle guy.
They have one aunt. Carol (the Netflix/ wine lady).
Across the street lives the number sticker guy, who has three children. The white girl from the ukulele vid, the tough kid and the guy who always has a knife.
In a church youth group down the road, the pastor teaches only two children; The prankster guy and imbiamba.
Speaking of imbiamba, he later grows up to get married straight after high school. In a desperate attempt to get money, he joins a pyramid scheme and fakes his relationship online so he won’t be gossiped about,
A little side thing:
The lady from the old people logic is married to the older men a urinals video.
What about that shotgun guy
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Shotgun guy is inappropriate uncle's old friend from highschool.
@@yoshifan33 since Sven is often in these videos and sven has his own channel, does the "Gus cinematic universe" also take place in the "Sven cinematic universe?"
Ah yes, the GCU
This should be s trilogy lol
That was a beautiful peace of art. Thanks for sharing
Instructions unclear my whole family drowned in pool
_i need a lawyer please._
Mëöw
Zuzu??, fanta!
Look up Jakey Jakey and Jakey, I hear they are great.
How do you make your comments in italics?
@@graybleyeomans3400 _like this_
I remember when my dad went to the public pool.
He’ll be back any day now.
I haven’t payed taxes since 2004
Ban_9 Field_9
that's fantastic, keep up the good work
@@banfield1368 get a job you leech
Cristian Rares Uta thanks Cristian
@@banfield1368 you re welcome my man, I ll always be there for you
the papers all falling in the pool was the most cartoony thing I’ve ever seen
This is the equivalent of putting a ladder in the pool in the sims and then removing it
My wife works with adults with disabilities and this girl that isn’t vocal was gut laughing at this video. Good job Gus
that's not where I though you were going with that
Wholesale lmao
This video is very wholesale
What a wholesale video
Ah yes, the target audience!
Gus: Never learned how to swim
Also Gus: “Guess it’s back to the old navy days”
"Once a semen always a semen" killed me
@@israelwilkes887 Wait wait wait
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You’ve all misunderstood. He worked at an Old Navy store. He was the floor manager.
friarpark lmaooo
If the men dont know how to swim theyll do everything they can to keep the ship from sinking
3:37 i did that at an indoor recreational pool once when i was 12 or something. It's a pretty relaxing pose, except for when you get up and see literally everyone got out of the pool and staring at you in discomfort. Yeah they did not appreciate that LMAO
I love his chill
"Well now that--thats just dissatisfactory"
Had that laughter bursting outta me 😂😂
@@tachisme 3:17 you can tell it's Wisconsin by the sounds of distant hunting/target shooting on your own ranch.
>was in the Navy
>doesn't know how to swim
"Kowalski, analysis."
Heh hehe
"Kowalski, anal ISIS( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
The joke
Men who can't swim will defend the boat with more vigour!
@@cujotwentysix7519 genius
This is so wholesome
These videos are gold
"At least it's not raining" had me dying.
Especially the little huff he added
There's something so depressing about this character. He is trying so hard but his family doesn't appreciate him, and he knows it.
Man, that ending hurt my soul.
His character is like Richard from the Amazing World of Gumball
Amen
He reminds me of Michael from the office
His character is from the Great Teacher Onizuka principal Uchiyamada working his ass out for the dear cresta
Bushido_ Br0 except he actually does something with himself, Richard is waaaay to lazy to be like this guy😂😂
Well done Gus! Thanks.
0:22 Lol I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at the sniff at the end of the scene XD
Gus: I cant swim
Also gus: * *feet touches bottom of pool* *
Also was apparently in the navy
r/woooosh
Once a sea man always a sea man
It's called CGI, you pleb! That pool is actually 40 feet deep and was originally purchased from James Cameron after he had finished filming Jurrasic Park inside it. Gus simply had the pool made to look much shallower in post because he was worried all us mortal men would feel emasculated otherwise.
It was too late the moment Gus grew that mustache and ultimately forced an honor-bound Tom Selleck to commmit ritual suicide. But it was still nice of Gus to try.
1:58 The way you said, "Prolly should've prioritised the ladder!" was pure Christopher Walken.
Woaahhh 😱
Just missing a big "OHHH"
0:50 sounds like Will Ferrell in "Get Off the Shed!"
With a little Michael Scott sprinkled in
@@Oliver-gd7uf gonna need ya to be a buddy and GET OFF THE DAMN SHED
He's so happy at the beginning...so wholesome....then...chaos.
Whole video in 3 words: work of art
I love how he takes care of his kids. Such a responsible man
"Better take off my Kirklands in case the varnish isnt dry yet" I haven't laughed so hard in my life
Wait I didn't really get that joke, I thought it was just a straight forward "I'll take off my shoes"?
AmethystAndCoral same here
@@ShoutoutToTrees Kirkland is costco's brand. Idk reminds me of my dad.
@@mattobrien1338 My dad is head to toe in kirkland on any given day
@@mattobrien1338
I don't understand. What's a "dad"?
Wow, that rolling shutter smooth transition into the pool supports
Need more of these, the best 😂
"I guess that's what they mean by liquid funds"
Best line in the video
Your username is amazing
I like "once a semen always a semen"
The guffaw at 3:05 though
@@Kakunkeittaja I think he meant sea man
Intel Acquired
This is kinda depressing, this character he has constructed seems like a real nice, goofy fella and his kids just don't give a shit about him.
also it's really funny
@@Trouble_Bubble36 I mean, probably yeah.
r/iam14andthisisdeep
Yes it kind of makes me happy and sad at once
Sliddy da Poompa HAHA le reddit 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😎😎😎😎
@@iguanavitamins7377 Ok, we know you have reddit ok? Stop it, just sToP
bro fell in the pool like a cartoon character, even the way the files fell
Congrats on 3 mill
"Boy sure see a lot of neighbors outside when its a nice day but a guy falls in a pool once and no one can be bothered huh" Genius
I love the distant gunshot @ 3:17, right as he is contemplating his predicament. Funny coincidence.
I didnt even notice that good catch!
Country folk
peak midwest
How do you know that's a gunshot and not a car backfiring?
@@KevinShinwoo im use to my neighbors shooting stuff (idrk know what they're shooting at but whatever--they're kinda strange people) and it sounds like alot like a gunshot. but then again, you never know.
I like how there is just random guitar in the background
Every time that I revisit this wonderful art I am always reminded of the true beauty...
“Weyull, least it’s not raining! eghffh*” - Gus Johnson 2019
Didnt know he was preston garvey
well written haha
"Some maintenance on the old girl"
STAY AWAY FROM MY GRANDMA, GUS!
Flute Warped holy crap no
I love this saga
This is one of my favorite videos on RUclips
" I guess that's what they mean by liquid funds"
😂😂😂
I wish this dude had a full blown show about him going through fatherhood. 😂
Hector g it would be even funnier if his kids were never shown throughout the entire show😂
@@user-xj2sm3xd5l yooo 😂 for real !! 😁
this series is my favorite
A Grown man who doesn’t reach a 3 ft pool
*Talent*
"there's the briefcase floatin' off downstream there" I CACKLED
Daddy Boi Gus Johnson back for the best sequel of our timeline.
What was the original
Edit: my yard
Carl My yard is possibly my favorite Gus Johnson video of all time. That and the Gordon Ramsey video
Yes!! This has been my fav Gus Johnson character forever lol i'm so glad he made another video on him 😂
Great video, keep it up, your amazing!
Gus' dad character is my favorite of all his characters. He makes me smile.
"Nothing a little perseverance couldn't fix" *drowning* ... Me trying to fix my life
lmao 😂😂
3:17 gunshot in distance from his family trying to remove him
Thanks Ireland
Wow my entire home country watches gus? how didnt i know?
@@servvo Gach duine!
@@celt2453 Ta Gus an-greannmhar
@@servvo Tá sé an-mhaith
haha
This video is funny and wholesome . Amazing video
Reminds me of my dad a tiny bit. Bless his heart, he doesn’t get mad easily but my sister always just wants something from him or is mad at him for some reason and I really don’t know why. But he always seems to find a bright side to things and I feel horrible 🥺😭
I love that I knew exactly which character this was just from the thumbnail lol, consistency
Same! I’ve been waiting ages for one of these videos!
"I'm not much of a swimmer myself, never learned in fact"
Ok AND
@BD Brendan Des don't waste your brain cells on this fuck*** fetus
@Kate Mcbride I can barely understand your sentence like I said dont waist your time on this dumbass
I appreciate his optimism
The foreshadowing is impeccable
Me: *removes pool ladder*
My sim: 2:02
AND 2:32
And 3:37
*Accidentally throws the mug you need to evacuate the sea
"Well that's just dissatisfactory."
This is literally my favorite RUclips video of all time.
“Once a seaman always a seaman”
This is my absolute favorite gus Johnson video. Seen it about nine times and always find something funny.
Gus is amazing. Gus while drunk is phenomenal.
"Let me take off my Kirklands" is my new favorite phrase.
As a humble boy from Michigan, I find this extremely accurate
Besides my dad, you are probably my favorite Dad. Happy Late Father's Day, Dad!! 😁
This is a true work of art. It has wholesomeness
Good acting
A truth to it
And good writing if there were any