getting a haircut from your mom
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- Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2019
- come on lemme cut your hair
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this is a video about getting a haircut from your mom
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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my mom really likes it when i make these videos. follow me on twitter if you want to be my mom too @Gusbuckets.
Sup dude, love your vids
Thank God I wasn't born a boy - because my mom does cut my younger brother's hair.
Stevestanlej J daaaaaaa I like doods
Gus, I don’t know how to say this, but your ass (sorry for the profanity) has a crack in it. I’ll be praying for your ass to get better, boi 🙏
Can you please take this down Gus I didn't give you permission to film me in my home and I feel personally attacked
“It’s part car and part family”
zoroarkissueregion I looked like a skinhead
how has that never been used for a minivan ad?
PART BOY PART CAR. BOYCAR THE PROTECTOR AND KING OF CHILLEDALPHIA.
Literally no argument against that.
zoroarkissueregion iconic line
This is Gus' most natural character.
James Le Bas idk, Imbiamba Jomes feels even more natural to me haha! But they’re both such good characters. It’s impressive that his two best acts are of a toddler and a mom haha!
@@princessaria He's a one-man broken family.
what character? you mean when she plays the man, bus jackson?
@@meekfish4621 Gub*
Tru
"I'm 43 just like every other year"
This is the most accurate part of this entire skit.
I swear this entire video is my mom to the T.
I feel that and I'm 27
Is especially true for Gus himself lol
Honestly though whenever it's my moms birthday she always says she's turning 28 so I have no idea how old she is lol
@@sansglasses1883 my mom uses 39 XD. I actually didn't know until I had to ask for school.
He plays it so well that I don't even question that mustache.
What mustache?
there was a mustache-?
Bruh ur seeing things. Mom mustache isn't real, it can't hurt you.
I thought that it was normal for mums to have mustaches
😂 I was just thinking that.
I feel like even Sven forgets that that isn't actually his mom.
TinyTeacup acting at it’s finest
Method acting? Stockholm Syndrome? Either way it’s workin’, so I’d say the answer is a firm “yes!”
Wait, is it not his mom?
Brooklyne Santos this is all ironic dude, that’s obviously his mom
Poor Sven doesn’t even know who is his real mom🤣🤣
I'm not entirely convinced that Gus isn't actually Sven's mom.
Abbreviated Reviews WUT HOW CRAZY WHY WOULDN’T YOU THINK THAT THE STUPID PEOPLE NOW DAYS
K-B-D-G
Gus needs to spank you.
well they do have the same last name..
That's a conspiracy thoery
Quick, somebody tell Dave Schappel!
"This stupid ear is in the way."
I like the implication that Sven's mom would shave his ear off without hesitation if he wasn't being so fussy about it.
Amanda show call back right there
"I'm not gay, mom I'm not gay."
"When are you just gonna accept that you're gay?"
I read this like they were lyrics to a freaking song.
@@electrofennec7057 YES
Fujoshis: The Older Years
This is my family. I swear I’m not gay I’m just weird!
@@rel3660 dude ur totally gay
This isn’t a character anymore. This is just Gus.
Sal Vulcano is ur pfp cue star? Who is that?
“Always has been.”
Yooo Sal what is up my dude
1k subs with no videos challenge! What’s up man
cuestar? iis that you?
Even with a full moustache I was half convinced he was actually a real mother
Aditya Mehra lol I hadn't seen moms with moustaches ever before
@@saberakayastha7868 I have lol
I know whats behind your profile pic
@Avisha M non
Your profile picture tho hahahah
"anything that got a button is a computer"
so a shirt is a computer
Your belly’s a computer
Yes. Next question.
*TECHNICALLY* yes.
Why is it when gus acts like a middle aged man he shaves but when hes acting like svens mom he keeps the mustache
I love your hamburger video
“Single digits can go up to nine”
This is the best response to the “single digits” argument I’ve ever heard. Brilliant.
Thewhat
How is that brilliant?? It's literally common sense. People throw "genius" around too much nowadays.
@@iggystardust9236 you must be fun at parties
Nine isn’t that big
@@taliaroses Wouldn't know. Never been invited. People say I'm annoying for some reason.
I love the fact that these feel unscripted, it makes them even better
It's probably a loose script, and for sure there's a bunch of improv! You can hear them bursting into laughter so often that it's gotta be off the cuff
I feel like if they write a script, it’s like two sentences long at most. Professional good boys
The whole script is "Mom gives haircut to Sven" and the rest is improv
@@user-xj2sm3xd5l exactly. It's probably like
1. Mom shows up unannounced
2. Mom claims she's here to cut sons hair
3.?????
4. Profit/Laughs
Right, if they werent laughing it would not be as funny for sure
I love how actually terrified Sven is this whole video
"my instinct as a mother is to protect you"
*"you threw it at me"*
I feel like Sven was genuinely afraid at times that Gus was actually going to cut his hair
it's called method acting
Thomas Gadel I was
Sven wrong Sven
That’s his mom, not Gus.
1:45
I love how Sven didn't even try to not break character throughout the whole sketch.
MetalMissile Sven doesn’t even have a character here he’s just pretending Gus is his mom lol
Actually if you look closely Sven is a character played by Eddie
@@iluapJ Woah I didn't even notice
I bet Sven was *very* concerned about his hair/head.
@@iluapJ I don't understand. Who's Eddie?
It's lovely that Sven grew up with two loving mothers and a father.
"I'm gonna smell like a Goodwill for a week."
"No, you're gonna smell like a good boy, if you act like it."
💀💀💀
"When have I ever insulted you about your appearance or your sexuality HUH?"
"Repeatedly."
Probably the most relatable bit, haha :')
That just played lmao
I read this comment just as the scene came up
Anyone notice that their mom looks a lot like Gus? Genetics are crazy man.
Low Budget History nO cAuSe tHaT iS gUs sToOpId uEhUehUehUeE
@@emma-ru8ig oMg r/wuoozh yOu sTupId bItcH iT a JokE
@@greben2509 LOOL NOOB HE WAS JOKING HAHA R/WOSH LOSER
I think it's the moustache
@@otavio048 uH wOt daT meEnn?
“ how are u gonna get a girl, OR A BOY”
Word for word my mom says this
2:27 Sven's acting of not knowing how to respond is epic
“Single digits can go up to 9”. So freakin good
Look at your likes.
@Pluto chill
@Pluto dude why are you so mad?
@@nicholiflame5193 it’s ok I care
\ (UwU) /
@Pluto oh shut it
glad that carol is svending time with her kids again
Sir it was a good time seeing you now please leave
I wouldn’t think I’d see you in the wild
that pun was disGUSting
Very cool
@@GermaphobeMusic siR NO
I love how perfect these are. They’re shouting at each other but you can tell they love each other.
“Its.. Its a hybrid!”
“Its a 2002 Minivan its definitely not a hybrid”
“Well its.. part car.. part.. family”
😂
“Anything that has a button is a computer, and I don’t understand it”
*that is the most accurate representation of a mom ever*
That's actually my dad lol !
_Doesn't know how to button up a shirt_
You're a computer than
666 likes I made it 667
Hmmm so she is a computer cause she has a belly button
I love that gus plays the mom with his huge midwestern, blue collar moustache.
I love that
He looks like a mom
Yes he does
It blends in so well. It’s so strange
I didn’t even realize •_•
I love that you never know how far Gus is gonna take something and the genuine concern from Sven because of it.
I gotta ask, are these things even still planned or do you just storm into his room with a camera guy unannounced and start filming, because it does very much feel that way.
"You know that kid down the street who yells at people? Yeah, he's got *assbraids* "
I have assbraids
I also have assbraids
I heard brains. I was like chill, haha
assbraids aint a joke bro
Both my brothers have assbraids. My own diagnosis is pending. Have yet to determine with certainty the presence of braids on my ass.
sven's simultaneous patience and exasperation is what really gets me. that's how you deal with your mom
This character is so convincing that I just noticed he has a moustache
“I’m gonna smell like a goodwill”, “no you’re going to smell like a good boy”
My name is yours without the “bell”
MMM hello ellie camp
If you act like it
I turned your 999 to 1k.
You will praise me.
Good job, you said a quote from the video, do you want a fucking medal for it
*Battery falls out*
Gus: "Fix it you're good with computers"
Dante Ravioli I love your videos
😂😂😂
Dante Ravioli hello Dante!!!!!
Ah yes, a man of culture as well
Waddup El Thicc Boi!
The “single digits can go up to 9” part is really funny
“Anything with a button is a computer and I don’t understand it” Gus with another accurate character 😂
“it’s just soap!” LOL that’s how my dad is. no dad, i’m not going to shower with dawn dish soap. i don’t care if they use it on the ducks in the commercials
Just use shampoo as soap! IT'S ALL JUST SOAPPPP
That's quackery
Pro tip: if you shower with dish soap after handling poison oak/ivy/sumac, you won't get a rash
Dawn dish soap is widely used for humans and animals and works wonders. Tide laundry detergent does not.
Thanks for the laugh!
"How are you ever gonna get a girl?"
-School
-College
-Girlfriend
-Grandchildren
These are the only 4 stages moms are aware of.
Job?
tired egg
school
college/job
girlfriend
grandchildren
@@rokukou for a sec, i tout tat tired egg was a stage lmao
aninnocentchild ah yes, the most important stage in life: tired egg
Lmao wedding???!
The "get outta my son's hair" was really accurate
3:10
Mom: I won’t get mad
At this point I’m 100% convinced that Gus is definitely Sven’s real mom and that this whole Gus thing is just a persona made to hide his mom-hood
Pancakes On Rage they’re brothers
@@elijahlawrence8010 r/wooosh
justrandomotaku I understood the joke dipshit. I’m just adding an anecdote that makes his joke funnier. Stop being so desperate to seem cool and in the know
Elijah Lawrence yeahhhh you definitely didn’t get the joke in the first place
*“Ass isn’t a swear word, it’s in the Bible”* this has actually been used as an excuse to curse by my conservative mother oml
k a r i n a ass isn't a curse word thpugh
Wasn't ass just another name for donkey?
It's used in older translations to refer to donkies xD
You mean like at 1:17
Rape isn't a crime because it's in the bible
1:17 wut ya doin step-gus
This guy is an actor, director, and screenwriter all at the same time
This video has aged like fine wine
Ikr
This came out six months ago what do you mean
Riley Parris because now we‘re in a quarantine, people are getting more haircuts at home. gus pretty much predicted this happening, so the video aged well
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Complaintzy ah, okay, my bad.
Gus's acting is so good he melts into his roles. I legitimately think that's his actual mom sometimes. The arm grab at 2:48 is too real
I think he's a real good observer of those little things and then perfectly reproduces them in a slightly exaggerated way
@@navneet1464 ??? Why bring that up here?
@@ridokousennin8747 j creating awareness
@@navneet1464 dont do that, what the hell, just dont. there is no reason to bring that up, this is a COMEDY VIDEO.
Vladimir what did he say?
This really feels like Gus is going crazy and acting like his mother, and Sven has just gotten used to it and is playing along in his delusions.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE GAY?!
anything that's got a button is a computer and i don't understand it.
ARE YOU HUNGOVER.
this is beautiful and no one can tell me otherwise.
"Mom, there's no way it's a hybrid."
"Well it's part car and part family, so..."
I want Mom jokes to become a thing like Dad jokes. That's an untapped gold mine of material.
FU=
Mom jokes are the "your mom..." jokes. What you're proposing is just dad jokes done by the mom.
@@lred1383 No those are YOUR mom jokes. There's a difference.
@@battleframestudios8989 Nope, that's just what these formats are called. Dad jokes are bad puns, usually tonedeaf and uncalled for, and mom jokes are usually about having had sex with her or her being fat, and a plethora of ironic subversions of that format. There's no such thing as "your mom jokes", they're just mom jokes. Mom jokes are ABOUT the mom, dad jokes are BY the dad. Different categories entirely, never intended to be used together
@@lred1383 your mom jokes definitely exist. Idk who told you they were fake.
"be careful, these can hurt you."
*"only when you're holding them!"*
@@eggularbagel be quiet, stop lying
2:20 when my mom try’s to make my hair stand down for school picture day in 1st grade
"when are you gonna accept you're gay?"
my mother every day, this is not a bit.
Gus is a natural at playing the mom/stepmom role
I think he might be a mom
@@kirbonzobean9786 That would make sense...
Cybercop a Man I Like to Fondle
Stepmom? They aren't making videos on corn club too, are they? Lmao
Did you get the "stepmom" from 1:16
"My instinct as a mother was to protect you, I jumped out of the way."
"You threw it at me."
The real fear in Sven’s eyes when Gus goes “this is all coming off” is legendary
Me when trying to socialize: 1:22
"Have you ever drank before?"
"Yeah a little bit"
"You're dead"
"i had a little beer"*
*Was about to watch this but then my assbraids started acting up*
GODDAMMIT CASSANDRA 😂
why do you get a check mark next to your name.. are you special. oh you are a youtuber. n/m.
Damn
my flooropian tubes started acking up again.
I saw this comment before I got to that joke in the video and I was so confused
One of the best skits I’ve seen on this channel
LOL I LOVE THE ONE TAKE VINES! This is so unique I could tell alot of these are improvised
I like that this is two brothers just making fun of their mom for five minutes and bonding 😂
4 minutes
@@garbageguy4245 and 14 seconds
oh didn't know they were brothers
They aren’t they are friends
MrPiggy9020 but they are brothers tho
In this installment of "What will Sven put up with in the name of comedy"
these videos make me smile so much it hurts
"I'm gonna smell like a Goodwill for a week" That's scarily accurate
I love how Sven doesn't look a 100% safe with Gus having scissors and a clipper near his hair.
"when I have I ever insulted your appearance or sexuality?"
"Repeatedly" Lmfaoooooo never related so hard
Ryan 💀
Your mum insults your sexuality? Are you bent?
omg same ugh
Yo you brought me mad joy from this
This is the best vid from Gus yet XD
“When are you gonna get a girl, or or a man”
I wheezed
"How are you gonna get a girl " is what he said.
Same
purple melon u clearly never watched the video also love ur pfp
@@itshk9427 I did watch it and I'm right.
purple melon Shit u right, though the exact quote is “How are you ever gonna get a girl, or or a man.
this is actually really nice to watch
Me: (sits still)
Mom: HOLD STILL
me: (somehow sits stiller)
Mom: STOP SHAKING YOUR GONNA HAVE A SEIZURE
When he said “it’s a 2002 mini van”, I felt that.
Which was made 18 years ago, wait people born in 2002 are now 18 years old WHAT THE FUCK
faisal3398
Well, if they’re born in: Jan., Feb., and March
I was born in 2001 and I’m 18... I’m an October baby ;-;
Why do they have such good chemistry as a mother and son.
because they are mother and son
Lettuce For life because they’re brothers and I feel like 90% of this is stuff their mom does
This is the best one yet
dude i saw u first time today & i like your humor - i can indulge youre content so good
Describes a kid yelling at people with Asperger's as someone who has an "ass-braid"
I showed this Video to my mum and she was like "Why does the mum have a beard?"
Well the acting is really good
Sounds like something my mum would say
Your mom is such a mom😂💜
...but... but... it is a mustache ... she MUST be a mom
Painfully accurate mom speech
This is gold
I love this video you can tell they had fun making it
"When have I insulted your appearance or sexuality?"
"Repeatedly!"
‘Assbreak. The boy down the street, he yells at people, he has assbreak.”
“Asbergers?”
'ass brayed'
I thought he was saying brain
thought it was ass-braids
I thought they said ass-burgers
420 likes, can’t like hope you understand
This is why I love Gus: His videos are timeless.
This video is my, favorite for sure
"Single digits go up to nine" is so freaking funny wow
Collin Smith heyy i have seen you in a doug doug video before
Funny thing is....I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
@thewindgamer what can I say, I'm a fan of quality content
"How much gas did you spend getting here?"
*"...your argument is invalid."*
I love sven and gus together adlibbing
i love this
I love that the "I'm not gay !" storyline continued here.
3:57 that RESPONSE WAS TOO PURE
Ma-HA-HA-HA-Ho-
Half of what's great about this is that you weren't afraid to break character.
The mom thinking their son is gay is so relatable and funny
This made my day. Mom Johnson is the best.
"Don't be mad, but it's only hair, honey. It'll grow back."
Somehow, mom haircuts are the best and the worst.
@Fmono • 39 years ago • edited you might be surprised to know most children don't want those. & if all children did, then all mothers could give good haircuts...also P.S. a mom is still a good mom even if she's not a great barber, lol.
@@samaraisnt I'm 22 and I still let my mom cut my hair when I see her lol.
Fmono • 39 years ago • edited not his point. Some people don’t want stupid haircuts
This is a masterpiece
Funny guy.. keep up the great work.. love and hugs from Tennessee
*"there's big, stupid ears in the way"*
well, that's how genetics work.