can we take a minute to appreciate jarvis here? for the intro, he not only acted out a bit, but he took the time to recreate the soap hand that has been haunting all our dreams. and he not only made it, its probably just sitting in his house somewhere bc he has no idea what to do with it thats commitment.
It made me think of that one art exhibition I've been to. Lots of baby dolls: babies in flasks, baby body parts glued together, baby heads cut open with things written inside... and more.
Imagine walking into the airport wearing that bomb vest/life jacket, using a gas barrel as a suitcase. A TSA agent subdues you and you have to explain why the white sticky substance in a balloon isn't a cum water balloon.
"it's a great hack cause now when you shake people's hands you wash them." haha you never thought this would turn out to be so black mirrorly useful by 2020 huh JARVIS
the new 2020 superhero SOAP BOY after a tragic accident with a lighter that cost him his hand, he gained a new one made of soap he now uses his newfound power to cleanse the filthy hands of strangers and fight his arch-nemesis, the villainess Dr.Corona
I remember one time a girl at my school brought a stress ball she made by filling a balloon with conditioner and she dropped it and it popped and made a mess
Just remember if you spill coffee on your shirt (which can be washed out) Cover it in *permanent marker* so that you can always remember your stupidity
22:57 Love that people are just walking right past someone filming 2 people laughing at and then acting shocked as they watch a 4th person write "Earth" on his coffee-stained shirt.
As a woman who has taken self defense classes since I was a child, I am legitimately scared of someone, especially another woman, seeing these and thinking any of them work.
Not sure why you felt the need to say “as a woman” but if you have zero self defense skills, you’ll probably have better luck hitting someone in the face with a bag with a water bottle in it or something than nothing, or poking someone in the eyes, pressure points etc. You’ll have better luck with “stupid” things than nothing at all. /srs
@@SunscreenSmoocherI mean yes, doing something is better than doing nothing. However, having false faith that these techniques will work to disarm in attacker puts you in a terrible position. Not only does this shit not work, you've pissed off someone who already wishes to hurt AND wasted time on petty tricks rather than just hitting the guy. Also, "as a woman" is relevant here mostly because of the nature of the attacks, it's more likely that a woman (or someone feminine presenting in general honestly) will be choked or abducted.
Erik Burzinski hey it charged at the cost of only a microwave and a house. He’s just a greedy greedy person. LIKE YOUR PHONE GOT CHARGED UGH FORGET THE HOUSE YOU DONT NEED THAT
And don't even think about using a Pepsi bottle. The 5-minute people will find out and show up at your door Coin Master style and demand "Did you use a Pepsi bottle in our crafts?"
@@JagadishMuthunathan Finally, someone else knows the difference between your and you're! I was a teeny tiny angry because OC/OP said "You're doing _you are_ best"
I kind of understand using your instead of you’re, but the other way round is pretty wild. In most cases it’s a typo and not a matter of not knowing the difference
I'm surprised nobody mention that the "emergency life jacket" wouldn't work. as the shirt got wet and saturated, the cloth inside the lid of the bottle would begin to absorb water and deposit it in the bottles. Eventually, the bottles would have enough water in them to make it difficult to remain above water.
@@rainbow_dust57 They tied the cap of the bottle through the shirt, so a bit of the shirt is inside the bottle. As the shirt gets wet and the moisture spreads to the cloth on the inside of the bottle, it will deposit inside.
@@Shadowtailit was a joke they made about the coke bottle cause 5 minute crafts only ever uses Coca Cola and there was ongoing dialogue in the vid on this.
once some kid came in my class with one of those stupid toothpaste stress balls. It exploded and toothpaste went everywhere. my jacket smelled like toothpaste for the entire day
@@Idontthinkieverwill Ik. I once squeezed toothpaste all over my pants ( by accident of course) and it smelt ok at first but then it irritated my nostrils.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. The Empty Bottle Nation, The Hot Glue Nation, The Toothpaste Nation, and The Box Cutter Nation. Then, everything changed when the Empty Bottle Nation attacked.
Oooohhh a new live action Avatar: The Last Craft-Hacker! I hope this one does better than the last one. Baking Soda bending is NOT a subclass or Empty Bottle Nation. 🙄 Like, they should respect the source material and not change subclasses like that. Toothpaste Nation for life.
For that fish scale shirt, here's a life hack for parents: pick a shirt your kid never wears, use multiple colors of dye and strategically add some glitter. Boom, now your kid is the Rainbow Fish for Favorite Book Character Day at their elementary school.
@@SunscreenSmoocher Glittery puff paint is the easiest way, but for a single day of wear you could use glue. Just mix glitter into glue and paint it on.
If you're a guy outside in the middle of the night in less populated area please don't tap on a random woman's shoulder, we already have a 1 in 6 chance of being raped and we're terrified.
Here’s a life hack I’ve learned through my experiences in life. Whenever you’re really close to sneezing, have your brother punch you in the stomach. That will stop the sneeze, ruin the satisfaction of sneezing and you’ve now been punched in the stomach.
RUclips was sued because they tracked children to gove them personalized ads, even though the children shouldnt even be on here and are lying about their age
@@johnt6773 Let's say you're on a boat lost at sea. Before you left, you packed a lot of bottles of soda because you really like soda. (Also, rope is a VERY common thing on boats, don't be stupid.) You are lost at sea because a bad storm messed up your boat and happened to take the container of life jackets overboard with it (yes they are usually bolted down but this is for a dire emergency you dolt) so you use the large empty soda bottles to make an improvised life jacket. If it seems stupid. but it works and keeps you alive, it can't be that stupid.
@@wow-rs2kn well, if they fell asleep on their phone then they must've been very tired, so moving their finger 2 inches to push it against the button probably wouldn't wake them up.
@@clairenewberry9957 Is... is this a joke? If not, I don't understand why a son would need access to their mother's phone unless you're hoping she takes nude selfies, in which then we have even bigger issues to fucking sort out.
@@isolofvtion Yeah asking to do another video because after it was confirmed that Etika has committed suicide, he uploaded a OUJIA TALKING TO ETIKA video.
Or you can get the best of both worlds and do the permanent marker, then wash your shirt either that ridiculous, lemon juice hand sanitizer paper towel goop lifehack that totally works :D
@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 yeah I don't think it was specifically 5 minute crafts but it was a similar creator and the lady does videos cooking food at her desk with random items and the girls tried making popcorn in a soda can.
Person: Gets arms bitten off by alligators. 5 min crafts: “ Instead of calling an ambulance, simply use hot glue to glue arms back in place!” Person: Dies.
Life hacks from 5-minuet crafts saved my life! My little sister followed a hack and destroyed our microwave. Now I have to spend time preparing meals and have been so much healthier 🙃
@@frozensoldaccount917 Just sarcasm lol my sister actually destroyed our microwave trying to follow 5-minuet hacks. I think it was some edible slime with gummy bears thing. We haven't replaced it still :')
I like how these life hack videos always use plastic bottles to make their own life vest instead of teaching how you can turn a pair of pants into a floation device, which is actually useful in an emergency and feels like is within life hack territory.
“Did you say ‘Little did he know’? I wrote a book on little did he know. I taught a class on little did he know!” (my fam makes this stranger than fiction reference alllllll the time, couldnt help it)
vulcan grip that like button 🖖
Jarvis Johnson I was the first to like
Hi
yes
Y not
I did it before u said this
Airport security: "sir why do you have a gasoline container?"
Me: "but it's my suitcase?"
The tsa would give you a forced cavity search if they saw that ""suitcase"" lol
xD
Lmao-Im imagining that way too vividly
@@kannikakalavity4744 ya I got it on sale, 50% off!
i got it from gucci it was on sale for 1000
That emergency life jacket looks like something that would get the bomb squad called...
Knowing Better imagine seeing someone in that just casually walking around
Well, seeing you here is kinda unexpected
Seems like you know better.
He can have a life too.
Glad to see you here
Shaun is so sweet with this whole "fun day with your daughter" thing
*Shane
@@PrettierNPastel That's how you spell his name??
@@PrettierNPastel I have never seen Shaun/Sean spelled like Shane ever
Matthew Mills Shane Dawson, never heard of him?
@@helenhan2632 yes, but that's Shane, not Shaun
Life hack:
If you don’t have a stress ball, buy a stress ball and destroy it. That will relieve the stress.
Yea
I love your username!!!
@@melisslaying7178 omg me toooo
Love your user
No just BURN them
(Get it Philip soo plays Eliza in hamilton)
“He has a gun.”
“Relax.. its a glue gun.”
*proceeds to hold it like an actual gun*
*turns out, it was actually a real gun disguised as a glue gun*
Hannah Reee r/thissubredditismostlikelynotrealok
Hannah Ree you use your tail like every normal human has
Suhas Korada
Umm, okay...
OMG😮 it is a gun in disguise!!!!!!!!!!!!
can we take a minute to appreciate jarvis here?
for the intro, he not only acted out a bit, but he took the time to recreate the soap hand that has been haunting all our dreams.
and he not only made it, its probably just sitting in his house somewhere bc he has no idea what to do with it
thats commitment.
no
no.
no..
no...
no....
i like how when the baby head is being cut open alexis and sean are disturbed and jarvis just- :-)
he is numb
*:D*
I'm the same
It made me think of that one art exhibition I've been to. Lots of baby dolls: babies in flasks, baby body parts glued together, baby heads cut open with things written inside... and more.
@@ZielonaPastela where did you go to see that
The way Jarvis is just smiling like a psychopath into the camera while his friends are having breakdowns, is so perfect.
🤣🤣🤣
I love how honest he is
“Both are getting paid to be here”
That was a joke
This comment was a joke about a joke, I believe.
I am a joke
@@13Riflez brother?
@@girtubogdan7139 sister?
4 horsemen of the apocalypse:
Box cutter
Toothpaste
Hot glue gun
Empty bottle
*empty coke bottle
If you rearrange the items it spells BETH. Beth is Satan incarnate.
Ballon
You mean the lifehackolypse
You forgot the empty condoms
don’t you hate it when you spill your coffee in the shape of the bahamas? ugh!
yeah, last time i spilled it i created Chiuba
China+Cuba
ugh! mine was shaped like Hawaii 😩
Uugghh mine was in the shape of a guinea pig 😤😤😤
Mine was in the shape of... wait yeah I saw right... it's in the shape of wakanda...wait.. NO, WEENIE HUT JR?
fucking spilled mine in the shape of russia, it sucks
Friend: Oh god I have a test tomorrow, I'm so worried-
Me: _runs up behind them and forces my thumb into their mouth_
not only is that disgusting, but it's effectively a life hack for a restraining order 😭
@@s_mai8970 how to get reported to human resources quick
Aggressively squeezes $20 worth of toothpaste into a ballon
@@mirandathepandakitty1630 toothpaste balloon
Is it just me or does the "emergency life vest" look like the stereo typical bomb vest when it's out of water.
@Maximum Ride **eats all of the nuggets that soften your landing in the Nugget Cave, then uses antidotes after that.**
Life vest in the beach bomb vest in the airport
Imagine walking into the airport wearing that bomb vest/life jacket, using a gas barrel as a suitcase. A TSA agent subdues you and you have to explain why the white sticky substance in a balloon isn't a cum water balloon.
That's exactly what I thought!
XD
Me:I broke my leg what do I do
5 minute crafts: ......... Hot glue
Be like that sometimes
Use toothpaste and wait for 2 weeks without moving.
Congratulations! Your leg is mended but you died of dehydration!
Peanut butter
"NOW IT BURNSSSS"
Box cutter.
"it's a great hack cause now when you shake people's hands you wash them." haha you never thought this would turn out to be so black mirrorly useful by 2020 huh JARVIS
the new 2020 superhero
SOAP BOY
after a tragic accident with a lighter that cost him his hand, he gained a new one made of soap
he now uses his newfound power to cleanse the filthy hands of strangers and fight his arch-nemesis, the villainess Dr.Corona
@@roseofhybrids Now I wanna see that-
Rose ofhybrids I can imagine a movie
Ys
@@roseofhybrids please don't give netflix ideas. 🤣🤣🤣
I remember one time a girl at my school brought a stress ball she made by filling a balloon with conditioner and she dropped it and it popped and made a mess
but conditioner is expensive why use it
la kirill at least sand or water is free depending on your texture preferences. Or buy one from the dollar store.
but it was better than just spending $1 on a stress ball, like normal people do 🙄
@@clarabailey9078 clearly, why buy a $1 stress ball when you could make one for no reason at all
@@juliashirokova8374 poop is free and has the correct texture.
“Oh no im about to fall into a lake”
*takes out 10 plastic bottles*
*straps them on*
*ties some string*
“Few im safe!”
It's actually spelled "Phew"
So, that's what woulda saved Jason Voorhees!
Then we wouldn't have so many dead people, because of him!
thanks, 5 Minute Crafts !!
@@justhaden3825 i think it's for short
@@Denji_Hayakawa
Like 3 letters instead of 4? Lmao
Just Haden Stfu its a typing shortcut. If its obvious then let it be.
do you think that while the titanic was sinking everyone was panicking, and then some random guy yells,
*"WAIT, GUYS, I NEED ONE MORE WATER BOTTLE"*
Ok ok dis comment needs more likes😂
Duh
Do you realize water bottles weren't invented when the Titanic sank...
No duh, they didn't have water bottles back then, that's why so many people died!
(too dark?)
Vanessa Atalanta, no, perfect amounts of dark. youre punching up at the people at five minute crafts and not the people who died on the titanic
Just remember if you spill coffee on your shirt (which can be washed out)
Cover it in *permanent marker* so that you can always remember your stupidity
I know right it's not like it is impossible to be washed away
Justin Y's Ghost and what’s stupid is that when the coffee washes off the sharpie doesn’t
@@taejintm precisely. I'm really curious as to what idiots run 5minutecrafts.
@@ubuyashi735 I know. I saw him nearly every other video before. Where'd he go?
666 likes
22:57 Love that people are just walking right past someone filming 2 people laughing at and then acting shocked as they watch a 4th person write "Earth" on his coffee-stained shirt.
i hate when i trip on the holy ghost
Ikr it happens all the time >:(
#relatable
I hate it when people go out of their way to insult Christianity.
@@beautifuldisgrace2814 it's a joke tho
@@beautifuldisgrace2814 but christianity sucks...
“but on the *bright side* , 5 minute crafts taught me how to make a new hand”
smooth
If you want *this effect* you should separate comma from the word
As smooth as soap
As smooth as people’s hands after we shake hands
K *brightside*
@@innyermest7199 *How* did I not know this
Alexis: *Scared*
Sean: *Confused*
Jarvis: *Smiles darkly*
17:52
I was Jarvis right about then.
“Now at what age do you show this to your daughter”
Yes, that's what they did
His smile was crunchy
As a woman who has taken self defense classes since I was a child, I am legitimately scared of someone, especially another woman, seeing these and thinking any of them work.
Not sure why you felt the need to say “as a woman” but if you have zero self defense skills, you’ll probably have better luck hitting someone in the face with a bag with a water bottle in it or something than nothing, or poking someone in the eyes, pressure points etc. You’ll have better luck with “stupid” things than nothing at all. /srs
@@SunscreenSmoocherI mean yes, doing something is better than doing nothing. However, having false faith that these techniques will work to disarm in attacker puts you in a terrible position. Not only does this shit not work, you've pissed off someone who already wishes to hurt AND wasted time on petty tricks rather than just hitting the guy.
Also, "as a woman" is relevant here mostly because of the nature of the attacks, it's more likely that a woman (or someone feminine presenting in general honestly) will be choked or abducted.
genius life hack:
microwave your phone to charge it
edit: you have to wet it first though
Thank u man totally work! I owe u one!
You owe me a new microwave
And a new house
ITS A LONG STORY
@@NAUDIYA_NICOLE what about your phone
Erik Burzinski hey it charged at the cost of only a microwave and a house. He’s just a greedy greedy person. LIKE YOUR PHONE GOT CHARGED UGH FORGET THE HOUSE YOU DONT NEED THAT
yes
"When were these roasted?"
"March?"
Nice call back with that line.
this really vulcan grips my solar plexus
what if it would vulcan grip your groin
@@coel3572
They would cease to have a groin
@@coel3572 ill do it to you if you want to find out
@@nope-ve9ks r/cursedcomments
And don't even think about using a Pepsi bottle. The 5-minute people will find out and show up at your door Coin Master style and demand "Did you use a Pepsi bottle in our crafts?"
they will take 5% of everything
they took the kids
Bruh coin master still exists?
@@markseraph not now, but remember Raid: Shadow Legends? God, that was an annoying time.
wouldn’t it make more sense if they were mad you used a coke bottle or something
“You didn’t ask any follow up questions?”
-“AbsoLUTELY not”
*crickets* 😐😶
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate the actual laugh out loud nature of this roasted content.
You’re doing you’re best.
Too bad it was roasted in March though...
*your
You can do your best too :D
@@JagadishMuthunathan Finally, someone else knows the difference between your and you're! I was a teeny tiny angry because OC/OP said "You're doing _you are_ best"
@@zesty3353 ikr
I kind of understand using your instead of you’re, but the other way round is pretty wild. In most cases it’s a typo and not a matter of not knowing the difference
*Drops coffee on shirt*
*Draws a map on her shirt*
Thanks, Hack channel.
They just hack
Yes I also watchee the video 👍
Watched*
@@thomaslafrance9231 there is something called {Edit}
Ikr
Hot glue, boxcutters, and plastic bottles are like vowels for crafts, you can’t make a craft without one of them
“I‘m Testosterone Johnson” how is he making these names
Milkycharizard wow nice
@@kippyskippy1872 like that
You three are all great explainers and give great examples.
@Eve Williamson There are a lot of references to earlier videos in the intro
wish i was testosterone johnson
"On the *Bright Side*"
I see what you did there
Nincadalop I’ve been looking for this comment
"911, what's your emergency?"
"HELP MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!"
"Nah just put some hot glue on it"
any glue is about to be veeeerrrrryyyyy hot glue
Nah, hot glue won't work. You need to put toothpaste on it!
@@anyamallick568 toothpaste won't work. You gotta use Coke
You're all wrong, you have to cut a coke bottle
Nah,nah,rub it with baking soda on a toothbrush
I'm surprised nobody mention that the "emergency life jacket" wouldn't work. as the shirt got wet and saturated, the cloth inside the lid of the bottle would begin to absorb water and deposit it in the bottles. Eventually, the bottles would have enough water in them to make it difficult to remain above water.
Coke bottles don't have cloth in the lid.
The foam seal? Don't think so
@@rainbow_dust57 They tied the cap of the bottle through the shirt, so a bit of the shirt is inside the bottle. As the shirt gets wet and the moisture spreads to the cloth on the inside of the bottle, it will deposit inside.
@@Shadowtailit was a joke they made about the coke bottle cause 5 minute crafts only ever uses Coca Cola and there was ongoing dialogue in the vid on this.
Me: *spills coffee on shirt while I fall over*
*conveniently has people around to point at me and laugh*
Galaxy Gamer 101 199th like I’m late
"Life Hacks are unnecessarily complicated solutions to problems no one has ever had."
- Jarvis 2018.
GMP Studios this is 2019
Maybe he should make a calendar out of hot glue! EASY
Sum random dude he said that in 2018 I’m pretty sure
MeyeHolyTacoz check the description
@@sleepypanda6979 Bruh he said that particular thing in 2018.
Me: She broke up with me!
5-Minute Crafts: ... Toothpaste!!!
Maybe she broke up with you because you had bad breath?
Maybe you can hot-glue the pieces of your heart back together?
Have u tried ramen?
*E A T T H E E M P T Y C O K E B O T T L E*
You could hot glue a Pepsi bottle on your heart???
once some kid came in my class with one of those stupid toothpaste stress balls. It exploded and toothpaste went everywhere. my jacket smelled like toothpaste for the entire day
Wait, but doesn't toothpaste smell like mint?
@@Idontthinkieverwill yea but it's tooo strong
@@AK-ir4cv I guess that would get annoying eventually, even if it does drive off any other smell.
(I'm not being sarcastic, just agreeing)
@@Idontthinkieverwill Ik. I once squeezed toothpaste all over my pants ( by accident of course) and it smelt ok at first but then it irritated my nostrils.
@@AK-ir4cv were you able to wash the pants?
(Sorry for changing the topic, I was just wondering)
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. The Empty Bottle Nation, The Hot Glue Nation, The Toothpaste Nation, and The Box Cutter Nation. Then, everything changed when the Empty Bottle Nation attacked.
&%f&%‰%%&
Oooohhh a new live action Avatar: The Last Craft-Hacker! I hope this one does better than the last one. Baking Soda bending is NOT a subclass or Empty Bottle Nation. 🙄 Like, they should respect the source material and not change subclasses like that.
Toothpaste Nation for life.
The Glue Gun Nation attacked
Lol
..and that’s how the hunger crafts started
“When were these roasted”
“Like March”
“ *p e r f e c t* “
jimmy it’s time for dinner March the 17 to be precise
Haley Lindsay 😔🦶🏻
Jarvis runs 5 minute crafts secretly and then he goes on this channel and makes content off of it
Josh Mcconnell “and that’s the tea sis”
You've cracked the code
*STONKS*
A true content farm
Josh Mcconnell what the heck is that profile pic 😂
For that fish scale shirt, here's a life hack for parents: pick a shirt your kid never wears, use multiple colors of dye and strategically add some glitter. Boom, now your kid is the Rainbow Fish for Favorite Book Character Day at their elementary school.
How do you add glitter to a shirt /genq
@@SunscreenSmoocher Glittery puff paint is the easiest way, but for a single day of wear you could use glue. Just mix glitter into glue and paint it on.
when you add glitter to a shirt, keep in mind you are also adding glitter to literally everything else. it's just part of your home now.
Jarvis: When were these beans roasted?
Jarvis: I dunno. I think March?
Me: *like*
Jarvis: "fresh" Coffee
5 minute crafts: there's a craft for that too
\-æ[ [-| _
*everyone liked that*
Get the refrence?
No
“But remember, this is for your safety, not mine”
-Jarvis
Next time you do one of these, take a shot every time you see
•glue gun
•box cutters
•fire
•Toothpaste
You could just tell them to jump off a bridge, same effect
•empty container (bottle, tissue box, etc.)
•rubber bands
•felt fabric
Hi I'm 13
ui tiotaluy diydnt thdat
"I live in the shadows."
Proceeds to sit next to the lamp
@Sracy Regenold omg why would you freaking say that???? 😐
Damien Black I-
@@andreablack1516 what did they say
@@juliashirokova8374 I *actually* think I can't say it
@@juliashirokova8374 let's just say, some hardcore swears
I’m in poland right now, and I forgot to bring my zipped gas tank with me.
Polish people problems
BPA (bisphenol A) is a poisonous chemical used in the manufacturing of some plastics. You might want to join a different team.
iDiOT! Gahhh
SonicFan81 *_Thats the joke_*
@@sweetersr wat
"holy ghost" you know Jarvis goes to black church (as do I)
Udoka Fintelmann what’s a black church?
@@pleasemisterpostman1549 its a church that targets the black race
@@imatree4015 A what now???
@@jabblock5433 skyrim iron shield give me the wisdom
How do you join the black church
I wanna too
So if a man taps on your shoulder, very possibly for many reasons other than sexual assault, you should then deal him as much pain as possible.
If you're a guy outside in the middle of the night in less populated area please don't tap on a random woman's shoulder, we already have a 1 in 6 chance of being raped and we're terrified.
@@cutienerdgirl yeah cause its not like a man can be scared or anything and just ask for directions or something
Pink please don’t spew statistics that aren’t even truly known.
That wasn't a tap, that was a grab. And how about, "Excuse me ma'am..."?
@@emcee2k965 it's an alternative,yes
His love for his imaginary daughter is everything
I thought imaginary said emergency lol
@@mewofmidnight7699 Ah yes, she only exists when there's an emergency.
Here’s a life hack I’ve learned through my experiences in life. Whenever you’re really close to sneezing, have your brother punch you in the stomach. That will stop the sneeze, ruin the satisfaction of sneezing and you’ve now been punched in the stomach.
🤣🤣🤣
Wow, convenient
Just wanna say Jarvis called the COPPA thing when Mr. RUclips said “I should not be responsible for children”
Kota Sherman what’s the COPPA thing?
RUclips was sued because they tracked children to gove them personalized ads, even though the children shouldnt even be on here and are lying about their age
What does COPPA mean?
@@iamblackbeauty5553 Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act
Snuu more like community of painful problems act o’ torture
*"i live in the shadows"*
Sitting next to a light
Can’t have shadows without the light.
@@PeachysMom yes you can
@@evacesartcorner9840 exactly
@@pieloloon lmao whats your point then
I believe the SCP foundation's exact quote is: "We die in the darkness so you can live in the light."
"God dang blast it i spilt my coffee in the shape of the bahamas!"
Is that what you did when you formed the continents, Groudon?
@@Dani-Claw the Bahamas..
Oh my god-
5 minute crafts logic is
Your leg hurt? You feel to heavy? You can't even walk?
*GO TO SPACE*
*are you tired of breathing?!?!* Follow these tips!
Kiss it where it hurts
Just cut it off
Are you tired of living?
Well..
Follow these 7 tips to help you!!
Myrmid0n_ then hot glue it back together
Shaun looks like someone tried to draw RoomieOfficial from memory
lol
You annihilating him bro
roasted
*Shaun has left the chat*
@@leasilva8175 Sean
Life Hack: If you crack your phone screen, put in rice, it should be good in 24 hours
Does this work or is itt sarcasm
The plastic in the rice will definetly fill the cracks
JoeKillsYou it works rice fixes everything you dishonor to your famiry
OmG sToP tEaChInG kIdS bAd AdViCe YoU oBvIoUsLy UsE tOoThPaStE NoT rIcE >:(
it's because asians are gonna eat the rice and fix the cellphone
Is nobody going to mention the fact that he is so dedicated he put actual peanut butter in his own hair!
Daddy Jarvis has uploaded, bless my cursed soul for once.
BiG yiKeS
No u
Thanks jesus 👍
Mine too
Your profile picture goes well with this comemnt
When you spill your coffee on your white shirt and it just so happens to make a perfect map of Antigua and Barbuda.
* *marker intensifies* *
“I’m in a different place than I was before!” What a transition!😂
8:40 You could actually be arrested for boating with this life jacket because you need to use federally approved life jackets.
"Wow, this hack works go-"
"LIFE JACKET POLICE!"
*_"I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-"_*
Hate to be that guy, but it did say "emergency life jacket" not "this life jacket won't have the Coast Guard capsizing your boat"
Ah yes, those classic emergencies when I have 8 large plastic bottles and a long piece of string.
@@johnt6773 Let's say you're on a boat lost at sea. Before you left, you packed a lot of bottles of soda because you really like soda. (Also, rope is a VERY common thing on boats, don't be stupid.) You are lost at sea because a bad storm messed up your boat and happened to take the container of life jackets overboard with it (yes they are usually bolted down but this is for a dire emergency you dolt) so you use the large empty soda bottles to make an improvised life jacket. If it seems stupid. but it works and keeps you alive, it can't be that stupid.
The Shame Botter sure it could work but that’s a very specific situation
Me: is wearing my emergency life jacket.
Bomb squad: I'll HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE!
Tibor Palmai yess lol
nobody breaks law on my watch
FBI open up
RUclips: And Who are You?
*"IM TESTERONE JOHNSON"*
And I’m Billy Paul Kaine
Testerone
yeah yeah very funny we get it
5. minute. crafts. MEN
And I’m sad
If someone tried the lipstick hack on me, I would instantly wake up and accidentally poke their eyes out because it tickles
Nobody:
Jarvis: off to... I don’t know, strangle somebody?
no
Yes
Me trying to communicate with people:
“How about you, youre pretty quiet:)”
“I live in the shadows”
“Ok cool:)”
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If the person is asleep why not just use their finger to unlock the phone duh.
yeah they *totally* wouldn't feel it unless they're a heavy sleeper
@@wow-rs2kn well, if they fell asleep on their phone then they must've been very tired, so moving their finger 2 inches to push it against the button probably wouldn't wake them up.
Głïtčhęd x 3d I did that to my mom and cousin UwU
Głïtčhęd x 3d I put my thumbprint on my moms phone so I can get in whenever I want
@@clairenewberry9957 Is... is this a joke? If not, I don't understand why a son would need access to their mother's phone unless you're hoping she takes nude selfies, in which then we have even bigger issues to fucking sort out.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how hard Jarvis worked for the clip in the beginning?
objects: **exists**
5-Minute Crafts: iT's GotTA bE glUE
Imagine what the people are thinking as they walk by Jarvis with his tongue out covered in coffee drawing on himself
Ikr
Random citizen: ...
Jarvis: RUclips.
Random citizen: oh ok continue
I wouldn't think anything tbh
"Toss all the tea and start an american revolution"
I see what you did there.
*Hamilton flashbacks*
Me an American: yeah why not take the ship all the way to Britain and just pour the tea in the ocean there
*THE BOSTON TEA PARTY INTENSIFIES*
No one:
Samuel Adams: *spill the tea bros*
**Boston Tea Party flashbacks**
21:45 can we take a minute to appreciate how great this friend group looks
Talk about JayStation next.
He’s really, something... terrible.
He already did unless u are asking for him to do another video on him. If so, he should do another video on him
He already did
He already did one about his being gay video
Dont worry, his Etika video has *HELLA-TON DISLIKES*
@@isolofvtion Yeah asking to do another video because after it was confirmed that Etika has committed suicide, he uploaded a OUJIA TALKING TO ETIKA video.
Life Hack:Instead of using PERMANENT marker, wash your shirt
Or you can get the best of both worlds and do the permanent marker, then wash your shirt either that ridiculous, lemon juice hand sanitizer paper towel goop lifehack that totally works :D
Boom life hack hacked
I swear, 8 year olds are gonna get themselves killed by these "hacks"
I saw one where it said to soak strawberries in BLEACH, to make white strawberries.
Dodo Modo people have gotten killed by these hacks. Google it.
@@naan5026 wait
*§ È Ř Ï Ø Û Ş Ł Ý*
A kid did, she was doing something with popcorn, it blew up and she died not long after of burns.
@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 yeah I don't think it was specifically 5 minute crafts but it was a similar creator and the lady does videos cooking food at her desk with random items and the girls tried making popcorn in a soda can.
Petition for Jarvis to make “Earth” merch
I’m so glad I understood the “like march” joke
roasted beans
Person: Gets arms bitten off by alligators.
5 min crafts: “ Instead of calling an ambulance, simply use hot glue to glue arms back in place!”
Person: Dies.
I think you mean they live forever.
I love how you just said dies
Hot glue the soul to the body so they won't die
No, not like that! The hot glue makes then live longer!
Me: loses a spoon 5 minute: *use your hands as spoons* me: *buys a spoon*
Life hacks from 5-minuet crafts saved my life! My little sister followed a hack and destroyed our microwave. Now I have to spend time preparing meals and have been so much healthier 🙃
Woo, not nuking everything
Thats actually hilarious and awesome at the same time
The Meep yeah I’m pretty sure that it’s just a joke
@@frozensoldaccount917 Just sarcasm lol my sister actually destroyed our microwave trying to follow 5-minuet hacks. I think it was some edible slime with gummy bears thing. We haven't replaced it still :')
@@missssmarie1763 yolll
22:27 just imagine how weird would it be to just see that on the sidewalk
“Who are of course getting paid to be here”
**laughs in internship **
i remember watching that vid w the coffee spill and cracking up right away because it was *so dumb*
I love that Alexis sounds and looks genuinely disappointed when a “life hack” doesn’t work 😅🤣
I like how these life hack videos always use plastic bottles to make their own life vest instead of teaching how you can turn a pair of pants into a floation device, which is actually useful in an emergency and feels like is within life hack territory.
little did they know, the soap hand was the best life hack of all. just needed to wait till march.
ruclips.net/video/cKxb6uBjpso/видео.html
No
*EARRAPE WARNING*
@@saribot7012 i deeply thank you for putting that, i had turned my headphones down :)
“Did you say ‘Little did he know’? I wrote a book on little did he know. I taught a class on little did he know!” (my fam makes this stranger than fiction reference alllllll the time, couldnt help it)
"Cutting off coke bottles is kinda their thing"
It's totally a kink
OH MY GOD, STOP KINK SHAMING 😤
13:39 aww damn now I have to drink a whole tank of gasoline for this hack :(
Hwhat?! 😂
r/wooosh
Mike Wazowski that’s isn’t an r/wooosh lmao learn
@@JuneBloomRoses r/wooosh because you didn't understand the joke
Liam Bowles oof
"i shouldn't be in charge of children"
Onion boi,is that you?
Kai is crying
Jarvis's sleep acting was A+, I truly believed he was asleep while his good and trustworthy friend stole his identity, I hope he got an oscar
The cake had candles yet when her face smashed into the cake they disappeared explain this the ULTIMATE LIFE HACK
They went behind her eyes
@@MissDraiha ew
@@MissDraiha uh ohh
“When were these roasted?”
“I dunno like March?”
“ *P E R F E C T* “
The jarvis lore runs deep
Remember when life hacks were our biggest issue? Good times.
0:04 just so we’re all clear, that’s not even what the arrangement of the Bahamian islands look like.
Director must be saying: *NOW SPILL COFFEE IN THE SHAPE OF THE BAHAMAS*
Edit omg 1.7k likes yay
That was so painted on like it was too specific
Poor actor...
She tried over and over again
I know. It happens all the time. Very convenient.
How did you know that was one of my talents
@@lpawowp That's not even the shape of the Bahamas
I hate When i spill coffee that was roasted in march on my shirt and accidentally create the Bahamas
I mean you could just *B l e a C h* it out
same bro same
Is this a My Story Animated title
@@lucymarshall1090 Yes
I love watching Alexis just slowly crumple at the realization that they're making a floatation device in the video xD