Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2017
  • Seal the hole in your soul, with FLEX TAPE!!
    Socials:
    Twitter: / jontronshow
    Facebook: / jontronshow
    Cast:
    Jon Jafari - Himself
    Crew:
    Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
    Gaffer - Mike Shayne
    Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
    Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
    Post Production:
    Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
    Disclaimer: This video is parody and in no way associated with the Flex Tape brand.
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  • @mythicalbeast2456
    @mythicalbeast2456 4 года назад +12870

    Remember, this all started because he caught this commercial out of the corner of his eye in a pub.

    • @Sonicwaffleproductions
      @Sonicwaffleproductions 4 года назад +449

      I believe he and a bud of his was *smokin a beer*

    • @distilledmalice8624
      @distilledmalice8624 4 года назад +191

      Even the greatest have humble beginnings- Johnathon Tronathon VI

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 4 года назад +66

      @@Sonicwaffleproductions That's a good wisdom.

    • @stellerprime
      @stellerprime 4 года назад +104

      *If it weren't for that pub's TV playing that particular commercial, none of this would've been possible.*

    • @kaitottv3938
      @kaitottv3938 4 года назад +4

      Mythicalbeast 245 thank you pubs

  • @justmemes5636
    @justmemes5636 3 года назад +5392

    If he didn’t see the commercial, the meme wouldn’t exist.

  • @Allen_101
    @Allen_101 Год назад +4325

    Even 5 years later, I still quote “But why? Why would you do that why would you do any of that?”

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 Год назад +33

      Same lol, one of my jokes I repeat

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Год назад +18

      Holy fuck, I just realized it's uploaded 5 years ago, man I feel old

    • @Headshotemile
      @Headshotemile Год назад +3

      Bro same

    • @SuperPietro09best
      @SuperPietro09best Год назад +6

      I quote nearly all phrases from this historical video.
      “But why…”, “oh phil, you make me angry…”, dont try this, phil hes gone insane…”

    • @TetsuRiken
      @TetsuRiken Год назад +3

      Its my actaul reaction to stupid things where i have to ask "Why...why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?!"

  • @justinsundstrom8976
    @justinsundstrom8976 Год назад +2817

    Shout out to the guy at the pub for propping up a legendary meme.

    • @josh.0220
      @josh.0220 5 месяцев назад +12

      The guy being… the tv?

    • @barbarareinhardt3925
      @barbarareinhardt3925 Месяц назад

      Who let him
      cook@@josh.0220

    • @BlankoBachinko
      @BlankoBachinko Месяц назад

      @@josh.0220no… The guy who controls what’s playing on the tv.

  • @fletch_a_sketch8448
    @fletch_a_sketch8448 4 года назад +9090

    It’s 2022 and he’s still making a whole lot of money from this video

    • @GasBLOX-The-Spy-Crab
      @GasBLOX-The-Spy-Crab 4 года назад +225

      JФSЭРНI KRДКФШSKI

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 4 года назад +301

      With the power FLEX TAPE, you can fix ANYTHING! even your lack of monetization!

    • @virtualleaders7694
      @virtualleaders7694 4 года назад +9

      I had to like this so you can get 100 likes

    • @larma4256
      @larma4256 4 года назад +20

      I just thought of how much money Jon has made before I saw this comment

    • @sunsetdots19
      @sunsetdots19 4 года назад +15

      Can I just point out the insanity in Phil’s eyes
      7:00

  • @blastonightfb77ryan86
    @blastonightfb77ryan86 4 года назад +6411

    The day Jontron noticed the infomercial for Flex Tape was his most life changing moment ever

    • @ZuhayrSIslam
      @ZuhayrSIslam 4 года назад +113

      I wager this was more life changing for Phil

    • @boredgrizz6037
      @boredgrizz6037 4 года назад +56

      It was the start of a new age for all of us

    • @ph03n1xfn6
      @ph03n1xfn6 3 года назад +14

      It was for all of us

    • @Nintendon85
      @Nintendon85 3 года назад +28

      But for me... it was Tuesday.

    • @ph03n1xfn6
      @ph03n1xfn6 3 года назад

      Tabula Rasa ok??....

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 Год назад +1106

    "Dip your tools in this shit, I don't know!"
    The delivery of this joke is so damn good

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 Год назад +639

    Goddamn, can you believe this was 5 years ago, and it still feels like "one of his newer videos" 💀

    • @kakarot9768
      @kakarot9768 Год назад +3

      Not at all

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 11 месяцев назад +19

      Bro, that’s how I feel about everything post 2016! It’s so weird, can’t believe how timeless his videos are.

    • @robokid20001
      @robokid20001 11 месяцев назад +2

      I know bro. I still feel like the Afraid in the Dark episodes are brand new. I'm getting old lmao.

    • @YeYe-wd7vq
      @YeYe-wd7vq 9 месяцев назад

      Feels like it happened a good while ago for me

    • @MrNickTheKid11
      @MrNickTheKid11 6 месяцев назад +3

      Shits surreal now that it's been 6 years

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 3 года назад +3682

    “To show you the power of flex tape-
    I split this *atom in half!!!”*

    • @thebobgoodshow6677
      @thebobgoodshow6677 3 года назад +22

      Yes

    • @Gmod2012lo1
      @Gmod2012lo1 3 года назад +14

      That would be bad

    • @niratis627
      @niratis627 3 года назад +10

      That’s basically saying, to show you the power of flex tape, I caused an explosion

    • @hereticwaffle5514
      @hereticwaffle5514 3 года назад +57

      @@niratis627 that.... that is..... that is literally the entire joke right there

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 3 года назад +7

      T Russell
      Yes, we all know. That's the point of the joke.

  • @camdevault7699
    @camdevault7699 5 лет назад +2999

    *P H I L Y O U M A K E M E A N G R Y P H I L*
    (ruthlessly kicks pan)

    • @imthiazmuhassin3267
      @imthiazmuhassin3267 5 лет назад +12

      He said that same line in the sequel!!!

    • @yvonnestrength9292
      @yvonnestrength9292 5 лет назад +18

      THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

    • @BryMakesArt
      @BryMakesArt 5 лет назад +4

      @@imthiazmuhassin3267 Its iconic

    • @pieguy3602
      @pieguy3602 5 лет назад +14

      4:28

    • @shodanwashere
      @shodanwashere 5 лет назад +8

      _comes back with pan_ COULD HAVE JUST GRABBED ONE OF THESE, PHIL. DON'T NEED FLEX SEAL.

  • @YSL8704
    @YSL8704 Год назад +1572

    "PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!"
    *Proceeds to walk like he just sh!t his pants*

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 3 месяца назад +6

      ITS ALL FOR NOTHING!!

  • @TheHoosierYankee
    @TheHoosierYankee 11 месяцев назад +256

    This was my first JonTron video and I literally died of laughter

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 10 месяцев назад +4

      Funniest part?

    • @AndrewJW
      @AndrewJW 7 месяцев назад +4

      Rest in peace

  • @mr.trashy
    @mr.trashy 3 года назад +2174

    Ah yes, the original “THATS A LOT A DAMAGE”

  • @kuraiiyu
    @kuraiiyu 3 года назад +3343

    And this never would’ve happened if he didn’t go to the pub that day...

    • @MC-yg1mq
      @MC-yg1mq 3 года назад +131

      Pretty amazing if you think about it, a man goes to a pub and that causes the birth of a gigantic meme

    • @BabyTanjiroyearsago
      @BabyTanjiroyearsago 3 года назад +5

      Z E N I T S U

    • @jalk12
      @jalk12 3 года назад +7

      What about the youtubers didn't exist because someone didn't go to the pub ?

    • @kuraiiyu
      @kuraiiyu 3 года назад +3

      Luis Miguel GASP

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 года назад +1

      It's skecky to me.

  • @frederikmathisen7357
    @frederikmathisen7357 Год назад +1480

    After many years of being on the internet I can safely say, after watching it for the 15th time or what ever, that this is the best comedy video on RUclips, maybe the best video in general.

  • @gregmiles2908
    @gregmiles2908 10 месяцев назад +149

    10:13 will forever remain my favorite bit

    • @user-hn4is5zj9p
      @user-hn4is5zj9p 25 дней назад +2

      “This is what happens when you try to play GOD! AHHHHHHHH-“

  • @samuelthomson1858
    @samuelthomson1858 3 года назад +8869

    Imagine if John never looked to his left at that bar, what the world would be missing

    • @angeloperalta6448
      @angeloperalta6448 3 года назад +169

      The fact that people are still watching this.

    • @monso0n805
      @monso0n805 3 года назад +24

      Everything...

    • @christianwilson1118
      @christianwilson1118 3 года назад +13

      Im lost, what happend?

    • @traceycooper7451
      @traceycooper7451 3 года назад +15

      Jon changed the world

    • @beefymcwhatnow4463
      @beefymcwhatnow4463 3 года назад +51

      @@christianwilson1118 this video blew up with millions of views and just about everyone new about it. It also made a ton of memes that helped boost popularity

  • @1991shadowheart
    @1991shadowheart 6 лет назад +1824

    "Slap it on with the might of Zeus!"
    Best line of 2017.

    • @tankaliciousthomas325
      @tankaliciousthomas325 6 лет назад +6

      1991shadowheart it's not a fucking miracle product.

    • @strawberrybenji9415
      @strawberrybenji9415 6 лет назад

      1991shadowheart yes definitely

    • @gunlord4198
      @gunlord4198 6 лет назад +2

      “What are u? Just have some fucking patience!”

    • @superrandomguy-lz4jf
      @superrandomguy-lz4jf 6 лет назад +6

      1991shadowheart no the better in is "if you do the thing and you do right and you don't fuck it up it works it just works slap on my butt keep that poo in for as long possible so it finally comes out by golly it's going to feel like the best shit you ever taken this is Phil Swift I'm a prostatute"

    • @mofbeam2800
      @mofbeam2800 6 лет назад

      1991shadowheart your likes are about be *666*

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney 5 месяцев назад +46

    “if ya do the thing, and ya do it right, and you *don’t fuck it up,* it WORKS. it just works!” still pops into my head randomly all these years later 😂

  • @Spingebil
    @Spingebil Год назад +125

    9:11
    “Oh, look at that; the water is going in the bucket, and it’s being a bucket…”
    😂

  • @juanjoseparra9566
    @juanjoseparra9566 4 года назад +1514

    Iceberg be like:
    *I* *S* *A* *W* *E* *D* *T* *H* *I* *S* *B* *O* *A* *T* *I* *N* *H* *A* *L* *F*

  • @davidvries_
    @davidvries_ 5 лет назад +2619

    “You’ve done half a job and you got a full smile”
    That’s me going through life.

    • @murt.
      @murt. 5 лет назад +12

      AAAAAH KEEP IT AT 69 LIKES

    • @korgiking1903
      @korgiking1903 5 лет назад +8

      Me two bro, me two

    • @Patrick-ts6uc
      @Patrick-ts6uc 5 лет назад +4

      It happens

    • @undap9975
      @undap9975 5 лет назад +4

      At Least you did half of it. More so than me.

    • @0s0r05
      @0s0r05 4 года назад +2

      Same, fam

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 Год назад +101

    9:34 my parents trying to convince me college is a good investment

  • @nonotheteddybear1525
    @nonotheteddybear1525 Год назад +172

    9:43 just has me dying of laughter the entire bit. I have no idea why. It's just the funniest and stupidest thing and it's somehow glorious.

    • @smolgrizzly4608
      @smolgrizzly4608 8 месяцев назад +5

      I literally wet my bedsheet with my tears man 😂

    • @nonotheteddybear1525
      @nonotheteddybear1525 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@smolgrizzly4608 I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. I got light headed nearly passed out. Easily one of JonTron's funniest bits.

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 3 месяца назад

      "I'm a prostitute."
      - Jonathan tron

  • @zohaibsaleem5599
    @zohaibsaleem5599 2 года назад +15120

    It’s a tradition to watch this every now and again

  • @theangrymario1874
    @theangrymario1874 3 года назад +2925

    Flex glue wasn't even released when he said "HE SNIFFED TO MUCH FLEX GLUE"

  • @hiveemperor54
    @hiveemperor54 Год назад +95

    Once I was watching The Mandalorian and as soon as Bo Katan used her jet pack underwater I immediately said “It even works underwater!”

  • @carteranderson7518
    @carteranderson7518 Год назад +62

    5 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos on earth

  • @nalu512
    @nalu512 4 года назад +3298

    Commercial: DO NOT TRY THIS
    Jon: *stabs bucket* *almost stabs heart*

    • @npne1253
      @npne1253 4 года назад +8

      Clear and simple.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +8

      Dats just good old Jon

    • @nuclearspace5058
      @nuclearspace5058 4 года назад +4

      DO TRY THIS

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +1

      @@nuclearspace5058 i see youre a Sanser of culture as well.

    • @nuclearspace5058
      @nuclearspace5058 4 года назад +1

      LVBBoi you’re the second person to say that to me

  • @holdentudix6734
    @holdentudix6734 6 лет назад +29355

    If only the Titanic had flex tape

    • @cloakss
      @cloakss 6 лет назад +1090

      Kill Me that's *A L O T T A D A M A G E*

    • @re-mi8144
      @re-mi8144 6 лет назад +558

      *Titenic

    • @GLOw7125
      @GLOw7125 6 лет назад +81

      The Average Dude no

    • @SwitsaSwoo
      @SwitsaSwoo 6 лет назад +468

      I SAWED THE TITENIC IN HALF!

    • @yes7281
      @yes7281 6 лет назад +56

      Kill Me kill your se..... Waaaaaaaaaait

  • @ashernotheis76
    @ashernotheis76 Год назад +201

    Happy 5-year anniversary to JonTron’s most popular video!

  • @DangerDan64
    @DangerDan64 2 месяца назад +6

    10:11 For the longest time, I never knew this part existed because I assumed it was just going to be the credits.

  • @pop-tartdepression393
    @pop-tartdepression393 6 лет назад +824

    SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!!!

    • @monkeyhook6856
      @monkeyhook6856 6 лет назад +18

      But it's not a fuckin miracle product have some patience

    • @lenzi5119
      @lenzi5119 6 лет назад

      My might m8

  • @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
    @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN 6 лет назад +620

    Attack the buckets weakspot for...
    *_A L O T T A D A M A G E_*

  • @TheBroTurps
    @TheBroTurps Год назад +49

    i remember sitting down in the lounge with my parents and making them watch this when it first came out, next thing ya know they’ve brought 4 bloody rolls that they still haven’t used to this day

  • @kevnik8034
    @kevnik8034 6 месяцев назад +11

    You know a video is good when you come back to it 6 years later and still find it funny asf

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 лет назад +3563

    *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

    • @Bleofuse
      @Bleofuse 6 лет назад +27

      Varinder Bhandal A Meme is born

    • @Aardie_Aardwolf
      @Aardie_Aardwolf 6 лет назад +11

      that even phreak would approve.

    • @kiyomihattori6460
      @kiyomihattori6460 6 лет назад +13

      MASSIVE DAMAGE.

    • @benlogicfactsshapiro
      @benlogicfactsshapiro 6 лет назад +9

      Im glad all it takes to top score on RUclips is a bolded quote from the damn video I just watched. Shows the quality people who come on here.

    • @LadyofDread
      @LadyofDread 6 лет назад +3

      Bames Jordan ...Bad day?

  • @atomic9584
    @atomic9584 4 года назад +6095

    Phil Swift: *advertises flex tape
    JonTron: I’m boutta start this man’s whole career

    • @kstreet7438
      @kstreet7438 4 года назад +143

      I do wonder how much money this video made for flex seal it's really not a bad product

    • @curtthekid402
      @curtthekid402 4 года назад +143

      Flex Seal is a pretty solid product on it's own. Sure, Jon may have launched it into meme-hood and relevancy by putting a spot-light on it. But the quality of the product (and Phil's Charisma) helped keep it popular even after the meme. From my experience, people usually don't mind you shilling out for a product too much provided the product's good and you're not to overbearing about it. That, and the good people over at Flex-Seal Products were also good sports about the whole thing, that's a plus too.

    • @illegallyblind880
      @illegallyblind880 4 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @jeyem383
      @jeyem383 4 года назад +5

      I never thought this video will still be watched by others that are new

    • @jjordan93
      @jjordan93 4 года назад +4

      we need jontron for new flex tape ads

  • @imlordbacon7473
    @imlordbacon7473 Год назад +45

    This is such a classic video

  • @UncleClone
    @UncleClone Месяц назад +8

    Here again after Flex Caulk

  • @brianahodnett
    @brianahodnett 3 года назад +2664

    2:23 The fact that Phil Swift and his marketing team saw this clip and still chose to collab with Jon in Flex Tape II is hilarious to me.

    • @aaaaZa100
      @aaaaZa100 3 года назад +78

      He called him a prostitute

    • @OneDerscoreOneder
      @OneDerscoreOneder 3 года назад +44

      @@aaaaZa100 who called who a prostitute? Why use pronouns for both nouns in your sentence??

    • @jonclevenger7669
      @jonclevenger7669 3 года назад +49

      @@OneDerscoreOneder Jon calls Phil a prostitute 9:50

    • @surprisedpotato
      @surprisedpotato 2 года назад +5

      memento mori 😔

    • @graceh5068
      @graceh5068 2 года назад +4

      @@surprisedpotato unus gang?

  • @bigpizu
    @bigpizu 5 лет назад +2510

    “You’ve essentially made a bowl”
    “You could have just grabbed a bowl!”
    *grabs pot*

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 5 лет назад +17

      @@mr_voytech you mean the drug, right?

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 5 лет назад +20

      not only that but he called the sieve a colander.

    • @bigpizu
      @bigpizu 5 лет назад +3

      Kim Crawford-Cottingham thus is true

    • @ericguyton2745
      @ericguyton2745 5 лет назад +2

      Theres jontron fer ya

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +1

      Eric Guyton Y E S

  • @theheadlesssoldier
    @theheadlesssoldier Месяц назад +3

    I’m here for rewatching the series because new Flex lore dropped

    • @odincorp7022
      @odincorp7022 Месяц назад

      Gonna go buy me some flex cock after this

  • @angerykenboi1959
    @angerykenboi1959 Месяц назад +4

    I love that there was a flex seal ad before the video

  • @darbyseymour8233
    @darbyseymour8233 4 года назад +5806

    Thank God Jon's crippling alcoholism sent him to the pub that day many years ago.

    • @taylorowens3721
      @taylorowens3721 4 года назад +129

      Darby Seymour alcohol saves lives kids. Don’t listen to the professionals

    • @lost7149
      @lost7149 4 года назад +74

      @@taylorowens3721 Do drugs, stay cool

    • @fresherturtle1154
      @fresherturtle1154 4 года назад +64

      Skip class, eat ass, and skip class

    • @moth_milk
      @moth_milk 4 года назад +16

      fresher turtle smoke ass,eat grass,skip class

    • @c-force5217
      @c-force5217 4 года назад +2

      Lost just say yes

  • @logansmith6586
    @logansmith6586 3 года назад +3162

    Nobody:
    Phill Swift: *I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF*
    Everybody else on the titanic:

  • @justdaffy
    @justdaffy 9 месяцев назад +7

    why does everyone feel eternally compelled to return to this video...

  • @dylanelliott9764
    @dylanelliott9764 28 дней назад +2

    I can’t believe it’s already been 6 years. I was a freshman in highschool

  • @countor1178
    @countor1178 3 года назад +2261

    Jon: ILL EAT MY FLEX TAPE
    a year later.....Phil: Don't eat flex tape...don't eat it

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 года назад +12

      They also don’t recommend use on the transmissions of Lamborghinis

    • @firecrackerjack68
      @firecrackerjack68 3 года назад +11

      "Dear god! He's gone mad with power! Someone needs to save him from himself!"

    • @Gustavo-iq5jl
      @Gustavo-iq5jl 3 года назад +2

      666 likes !!! Oh No!

    • @archonnova
      @archonnova 3 года назад +2

      But it’s the only way to fix the void inside of me.

    • @Retard4
      @Retard4 3 года назад +2

      IT EVEN WORKS UNDER WATER!!

  • @bladefox5082
    @bladefox5082 3 года назад +3730

    *Imagine if Jon didn't go to the pub that one day...*

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 года назад +170

      Was just thinking that. An alternate universe where Jon didn't go to the pub and see the tv out of the corner of his eye; flex tape would've never been known.

    • @brokeafengineerwannabe2071
      @brokeafengineerwannabe2071 3 года назад +40

      Our universe would never be the same. I'm glad he made this meme.

    • @appalachianman.
      @appalachianman. 3 года назад +19

      That's deep man

    • @Jonathan-us1qu
      @Jonathan-us1qu 3 года назад +12

      The amount of flex tape memes this world would not be the same

    • @everythingwithashton5876
      @everythingwithashton5876 3 года назад +6

      I prefer to keep my mind on more positive things and not the dark dark thoughts that you inspire

  • @GenuineHatred
    @GenuineHatred Год назад +40

    still watch this video from now and then, rest easy. R.I.P. JonTron 1990 - 2022

  • @rigodiego2753
    @rigodiego2753 Год назад +24

    Watched this 5 years ago in h.s. And it still makes me laugh. 😂😂😂

  • @samscorch8252
    @samscorch8252 2 года назад +4466

    Phil just embraces the fact he's being made fun of and uses that, what a chad

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 2 года назад +247

      He uses flex seal products for his back cause he’s basically carrying the entirety of Hollywood .

    • @marshal-d-123
      @marshal-d-123 2 года назад +31

      it's free real estate

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ 2 года назад +46

      I guess you could say he flexes with that

    • @Cegorach-The-Clown
      @Cegorach-The-Clown 2 года назад +13

      @@SandwichDoctorZ 🚪

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ 2 года назад +20

      @@Cegorach-The-Clown understandable. Crawling back to my rock now

  • @stinkyeena
    @stinkyeena 5 лет назад +2183

    2018: I wish flex tape sponsored me
    2019: Is on a flex tape commercial

  • @topmandog1
    @topmandog1 26 дней назад +2

    gotta come back and watch this every so often

  • @Nsixtyfourlink
    @Nsixtyfourlink Год назад +17

    I have to say that the flex tape is actually a good product. Had a rust hole on the top of my truck: I cleaned the rust, primed the metal, and put a patch of flex tape over it. Been holding for 3 years, no leaks.

  • @sunfiredragon6650
    @sunfiredragon6650 4 года назад +1516

    Jon tron: *says flex glue*
    Phil: Write that down!!!

  • @giomaniti4798
    @giomaniti4798 2 года назад +4927

    Imagine how different the world would've been if Jon hadn't gone to the pub that one fateful day

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 2 года назад +77

      It's crazy to think about, isn't it?

    • @TheBeanBox_o7
      @TheBeanBox_o7 2 года назад +113

      I am the watcher, I am your guide through these vast new realities. Come with me, and ponder the question. WHAT IF?

    • @WrongThink
      @WrongThink 2 года назад +116

      @Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara He went to the pub and saw the Flex Tape ad on the tv and decided to make this masterpiece of a video

    • @Dr.Bright_with_Chainsaws
      @Dr.Bright_with_Chainsaws Год назад +4

      The world would've been destroyed long before that

    • @TurretBot
      @TurretBot Год назад

      i think jons channel would be dead

  • @pfzht
    @pfzht Месяц назад +6

    Who is here after the Flex Caulk drop?

  • @bj.bruner
    @bj.bruner Месяц назад +3

    I just got the ad for the new FlexCaulk. Jon's going to have a field day with this 😂 I had to watch it all the way through

  • @itzFYEB
    @itzFYEB 5 лет назад +1899

    "you've done half a job and you got a full smile" cracks me up every time

  • @shauryasharma3171
    @shauryasharma3171 3 года назад +4959

    A moment of silence for the people who didn't see the ending.

    • @Drumbledore72
      @Drumbledore72 3 года назад +162

      JUST LET ME DIE!

    • @heaven_uman6389
      @heaven_uman6389 3 года назад +194

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    • @theboysfn9276
      @theboysfn9276 3 года назад +22

      Same logo wtf

    • @theterrificteddy2157
      @theterrificteddy2157 3 года назад +21

      I wish i didn't see that...

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 3 года назад +31

      @@theboysfn9276 looks like someone got scammed on Fiverr lolllll

  • @dakotaachord5626
    @dakotaachord5626 29 дней назад +3

    Almost forgot to watch this today

  • @Whoopwhoopwhoop
    @Whoopwhoopwhoop 4 месяца назад +3

    Ending gives me Night Trap chills

  • @kev._._._.
    @kev._._._. 3 года назад +3320

    The titanic: *Just vibing
    Some random ass iceberg: *”I sawed this boat in half”*

  • @angelherrera2805
    @angelherrera2805 4 года назад +22430

    JonTron. The only guy to ever get a sponsorship from making fun of a company.

    • @gonkdroid2774
      @gonkdroid2774 4 года назад +1233

      My Theory: The Flex “Things” company was pissed at him when he made fun of them, but when they saw all the memes and popularity, they took a step back.

    • @yourfavoritegames4971
      @yourfavoritegames4971 4 года назад +705

      They saw how much money could be made from a meme factory. Look at Raid Shadow Legends and it’s money streams.

    • @thunderlina3237
      @thunderlina3237 4 года назад +483

      Jacksfilms made fun of the Emoji Movie so hard he got invited to the premiere.

    • @Buntod
      @Buntod 4 года назад +161

      Nah jacksfilms made fun of the emoji movie super fucking hard but they gave him a ticket to the premiere

    • @mask_vids9834
      @mask_vids9834 4 года назад +57

      so did markiplier, almost

  • @Minlocks
    @Minlocks 10 месяцев назад +18

    I always watched it multiple time whenever I'm bored, the jokes never gets old it's always gonna be in my mind and makes me laugh. My dad walked in from the beginning of the video and he laughs at the flex tape to stop the blood bag leaking then walks off

  • @troolgame3241
    @troolgame3241 Год назад +4

    4 years later and 69 MILLION VIEWS amazing

  • @chuckblubbs7040
    @chuckblubbs7040 5 лет назад +1260

    He actually got that sponsorship.

  • @arcstriderthenightwing5071
    @arcstriderthenightwing5071 6 лет назад +498

    I SAWED MY LEGS OFF AND REPAIRED THEM WITH ONLY F L E X T A P E.

    • @jaga9414
      @jaga9414 6 лет назад +7

      Oh wait that tool me 0 seconds

    • @joshuamiao1643
      @joshuamiao1643 6 лет назад +12

      Thats a lottaa damage!!!

    • @Noro3000
      @Noro3000 6 лет назад +19

      Arcstrider, The NightWing I R E P A I R E D M Y B R O K E N M A R R I G E W I T H O N L Y F L E X T A P E

    • @dykedaydreamz8064
      @dykedaydreamz8064 6 лет назад +4

      Arcstrider, The NightWing I cover my boyfriend's dick with flex seal before we fuck so that he doesn't have to wear a condom

    • @Dan-jm2gl
      @Dan-jm2gl 6 лет назад +6

      I STABBED MY HEART AND BRAIN 3 TIMES EACH AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE

  • @MyDogDoesntShutUp
    @MyDogDoesntShutUp Год назад +8

    5 years and it's still good

  • @ChantryMan
    @ChantryMan 9 месяцев назад +5

    1:00 to 1:03 is a masterpiece

  • @liamtitan5598
    @liamtitan5598 3 года назад +2804

    I still can’t believe Flex Tape saw this video and said they would like to do a video. Like most companies would have been scared away by the jokes and sarcasm.

    • @Kaiju99
      @Kaiju99 3 года назад +169

      This video is probably the companies best advertisement

    • @deezy81
      @deezy81 3 года назад +35

      @@Kaiju99 It is.

    • @temphill4527
      @temphill4527 3 года назад +8

      JohnTron Drip sir....

    • @Brawl-er9qe
      @Brawl-er9qe 3 года назад +56

      Well, if you have seen any of the recent flex tapes ads you will see that Phil Swift realizes he is a meme. He harnesses the power of memes and makes it his own

    • @LeviathanProbably
      @LeviathanProbably 3 года назад +6

      Perfect company ngl

  • @Artorias455
    @Artorias455 6 лет назад +627

    Pimp my ride? No, Flex Tape my ride

    • @jekporkins4563
      @jekporkins4563 6 лет назад +2

      MattTheMatt /\ Flex Tape my Boat

    • @Artorias455
      @Artorias455 6 лет назад +2

      Jekporkins456 Flex tape my flex tape

    • @wzupbroz
      @wzupbroz 6 лет назад +1

      Flex tape my life

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 6 лет назад

      Christopher Unruh Not even the mighty FlexTape can fix that shit show.

    • @mrluigi0446
      @mrluigi0446 6 лет назад

      Flex my Tape.

  • @Deanos_Dispensers
    @Deanos_Dispensers Год назад +20

    ive watched this video well over 20 times in the last 5 years and its still a true masterpiece

  • @wesleynichols1873
    @wesleynichols1873 Месяц назад +1

    Truly a video worth being on the timeline of the Internet's history. This video is and will forever be legendary.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 3 года назад +3394

    Phil Swift: "This is a bucket."
    JonTron: "Dear God..."
    Phil Swift: "There's more."
    JonTron: "No...!"

    • @fiercephoenix4389
      @fiercephoenix4389 3 года назад +81

      Dude you are my hero, I was rewatching 'Expiration Date' a little earlier. Clearly this is an indication the universe is in perfect harmony. Except for Portland of course...

    • @dawae3954
      @dawae3954 3 года назад +40

      wow only OGs can understand....

    • @disappointinglyobvious
      @disappointinglyobvious 3 года назад +16

      @Jalil Reynoso i love this reference

    • @nudzioreq6277
      @nudzioreq6277 3 года назад +11

      Dying is gay

    • @theuigoon7579
      @theuigoon7579 3 года назад +17

      Question I teleported flex tape

  • @schmeppie4234
    @schmeppie4234 4 года назад +21223

    Even after several years, still being recommended to literally everyone.

    • @t-dog1966
      @t-dog1966 4 года назад +50

      Facts

    • @minamyouiii
      @minamyouiii 4 года назад +19

      Yep

    • @Marcus_405
      @Marcus_405 4 года назад +87

      That's the power of flex tape

    • @thebreaktime2844
      @thebreaktime2844 4 года назад +47

      As it should be, I usually don’t laugh verbally like normal people but this made me laugh the loudest I have ever laughed

    • @commonbroadcaster
      @commonbroadcaster 4 года назад +9

      Thank God.

  • @Gebdoe
    @Gebdoe 10 месяцев назад +8

    All of my Dad instincts were firing off all at once when he started stabbing the bucket towards himself. It was so strong, it went through Time and Space and stopped him mid stab, correctly warning him that he was about to stab his own heart, lol

  • @TheLibraryofOddities
    @TheLibraryofOddities Год назад +12

    I’ve lost count how many times I’ve rewatched this classic over the years. Always gets a laugh out of me when I’m feelin down 🤣

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 5 лет назад +1387

    I like how this has more views than the real commercial

    • @watzittuyah8047
      @watzittuyah8047 5 лет назад +14

      It also has way more views than PewDiePie's awful video where he steals most of JonTron's jokes and put's almost no effort at all into it. Somehow still gets over 400k views, but I imagine only because of the robots that tune into his channel everyday to get their daily filling of shit content.

    • @watzittuyah8047
      @watzittuyah8047 5 лет назад +5

      Coincidence? I don't comment on every meme video. Also @Well Achieved Gaming It's true. Have you seen Pewdiepie's video? You'd know I was right. It also makes logical sense to be angry. How would you like it if someone was making more money than you, ripped off other people's ideas including your own, and half assed it. It's a terrible shame someone can put forth so little effort and people flock to him like rabid animals thinking it's the best content they've ever seen. Come to think of it, most of Pewdiepie's videos are half assed and lazy. How does anyone think his content is good? He just reviews memes with the same tired voice, the same facial expressions, and the same body language. How on Earth anyone thinks this guy is interesting is beyond me. Only video I got a tiny bit of entertainment out of was towards the end of the 5 Nights clone of the Krusty Krab where he cursed in Swedish. Even then I was bored out of my mind until that part in which I chuckled for a brief moment, and then business resumed as usual. JonTron takes his time to think of a script to an episode, assemble props and act out the scenes of the episode, edit scenes to greatest possible effect, and he pays for it all. The biggest difference is that JonTron is dedicated to bringing us a polished, quality product where as Pewdiepie could care less about you or the quality of his videos and doesn't lose any money. So you can definitely imagine the frustration myself and others have for RUclips as well as certain "content creators" in this regard.

    • @Kiki1337
      @Kiki1337 5 лет назад

      fuck you justin y vol.2

    • @stupickles5436
      @stupickles5436 5 лет назад +2

      Watzit Tuyah I actually agree 100%. I'm not a huge fan of Jacksfilms anymore, but I still don't understand how he just let Felix steal his format straight up. Even if they're friends, that would piss me off beyond belief, and the fact that Pewdiepie's ripoff LWIAY makes way more views than YIAY would infuriate me.

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 5 лет назад +5

      +Stu Pickles +Watzit Tuyah
      Well, LWIAY is very well known for being a blatant rip-off of YIAY. It's actually a huge meme, and Felix has acknowledged that it's just a parody of YIAY. The format is different, it just has the same intro and name. His entire channel is basically a meme. As for the unoriginality, I think he does actually put effort into the videos, but because it's a different "genre" of video, it seems more half-assed. That being said, everybody has their own opinions, and while I may consider his videos funny and original, others may not. I personally enjoy PewNews quite a bit, as it's actually a very reliable news source; he gives input from both sides of the stories and, when giving his opinion, points out that it's _just his opinion_ and shouldn't be treated as fact. Meme Review is a series in which he explains the origins of memes and rates them based on how funny he finds them. LWIAY is a series in which he looks at memes submitted to his subreddit by his fans. YLYL is a series in which he looks at funny videos and basically makes fun of the format. Like I said, his channel is based around memes. On top of that, he's very genuine and apologizes when he's done something wrong. In regards to the tired voice and body language: I've never really considered his voice "tired," but to each their own. And you can't exactly control your body language/facial expressions (unless you're talking about that weird fucking eye thing; that's really damn creepy). He's inspired several memes alongside people, and his fans do have valid reasons to watch him. For example, I watch him because I enjoy his realness and sense of humor. He's sarcastic and isn't afraid to give his opinions. Others find him encouraging, some entertaining. It depends on the person. Oh, and about the views thing.. the reason Felix gets more views than jacksfilms is because he has more subscribers. Anyways, your opinion is yours and mine is mine. Please respect that and reply in a polite manner, if possible. Have a nice day! :)

  • @justthereed5593
    @justthereed5593 3 года назад +29348

    Can we just talk about the fact that this video single handedly started a massive meme and made Flex Tape a household name

    • @slouth2811
      @slouth2811 3 года назад +484

      Can we talk about the camera constantly shaking :/

    • @Wickle-Pickle
      @Wickle-Pickle 3 года назад +346

      Who need to sponsor when we has John tron for free

    • @FIickFragments
      @FIickFragments 3 года назад +56

      none of the replies had likes ;-;

    • @jameythegrea7252
      @jameythegrea7252 3 года назад +27

      Yes they do

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 3 года назад +10

      Nathan Wuilleme no

  • @michaelnewey9420
    @michaelnewey9420 9 месяцев назад +4

    When I’ve had a bad day I come back here to remember a simpler time

  • @thomashanson9173
    @thomashanson9173 8 месяцев назад +6

    7:11 I think this guy's wife added this warning after the fact not as much for the user's safety so much as for their sanity. So they will not snap into bloodlust like Phil has.

  • @needsmoreboosters4264
    @needsmoreboosters4264 6 лет назад +633

    *ISAWEDTHISBOATINHALF!*

    • @qevin
      @qevin 6 лет назад +14

      Candycorn 2014 AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEXTAPE

    • @nopoe_music
      @nopoe_music 6 лет назад +6

      ITSSUPASTRONG !!!!!

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 6 лет назад +6

      YE A A A D A W G A E !

    • @asonii-7460
      @asonii-7460 6 лет назад +6

      *"12 inch flextape™ used on both sides"*

    • @kiwinglo6737
      @kiwinglo6737 6 лет назад +1

      *DASALOTTADAAAAMMMAAAGGGEEEEE*

  • @xx_zrx_xx
    @xx_zrx_xx 4 года назад +1383

    _ah look at that_ the water's going in the bucket and it's _being a bucket_

  • @metrothunderstorm9472
    @metrothunderstorm9472 Год назад +6

    4 years later and this video is still legendary

  • @oscarbizard2411
    @oscarbizard2411 2 месяца назад +2

    An absolute classic

  • @jamestan9841
    @jamestan9841 6 лет назад +664

    "You've done half the job and you got a full smile" -Jontron 2017
    ABSOLUTE G O L D

    • @jamestan9841
      @jamestan9841 6 лет назад +13

      (Pulls out plastic knife) No I has BIG surprise for YOU! Prepare for a lot of D A M A G E

    • @blazikenfanftw
      @blazikenfanftw 6 лет назад

      JonTronShow fuck off bitch

    • @jamestan9841
      @jamestan9841 6 лет назад +1

      Hmmm maybe flex tape can fix our problem with this TOTALLY real JonTron and non scammer

    • @premixedcdude1898
      @premixedcdude1898 6 лет назад +1

      Basically describes me at my retail job

    • @bobbyjackson9184
      @bobbyjackson9184 3 года назад

      One of the only comments I don't see from 4 weeks ago

  • @quantomic1106
    @quantomic1106 4 года назад +1202

    Josephi Krakowski could've fixed Soviet Union with Flex Tape.

    • @Jeffbonfro
      @Jeffbonfro 4 года назад +6

      He should've said Josephi stalini

    • @MarlonBitoy
      @MarlonBitoy 4 года назад +5

      Paladin JN01 Even then, shown to be slightly more effective than placebo!

    • @mashucha
      @mashucha 4 года назад +2

      @Paladin JN01 flex glue can patch them back together

    • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
      @VanillaMidgetSSBM 4 года назад +1

      To show you the power of Communism, I SAWED THIS GERMANY IN HALF

    • @MP-lc2jd
      @MP-lc2jd 4 года назад

      To prevent the collapse of the Soviet Union.

  • @madladrc7462
    @madladrc7462 Год назад +20

    Still one of the best videos in the history of RUclips...

  • @xxfroggyfacexx1526
    @xxfroggyfacexx1526 Месяц назад +3

    I got an ad for flex caulk during this video

  • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
    @Hanakin-Sidewalker 5 лет назад +11628

    What’s even funnier is the fact that the FlexTape company has embraced this meme.

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 5 лет назад +219

      Hanakin Sidewalker In what way?

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +1881

      KingChickenwing
      In this way
      Phil was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He fought in Vietnam, earning the nickname "Indestructable Phil" for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, "That's a lotta damage" after accidentally burning down a Vietnam village in a fit of rage. While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. His invention was widely used to treat severed arteries. Recently, he has begun marketing his invention. He is well known for his ads, in which his PTSD causes him to slaughter buckets and boats by channeling the power of hell. This is why many consider him to be the supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any humans imagination.

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 5 лет назад +270

      Buzz Buzz How does that have to do with the company embracing the meme? Because I highly doubt that they said that :P

    • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
      @Hanakin-Sidewalker 5 лет назад +862

      KingChickenwing Check it their official channel and look at the comments of their videos! The section is littered with Jontron quotes and hearts are everywhere!

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +523

      no its real its how they describe phil

  • @wilfre2493
    @wilfre2493 6 лет назад +523

    I SAWED MY KIDS IN HALF AND FIXED HIM WITH FLEXITAPE

    • @drakebuentello2
      @drakebuentello2 6 лет назад +41

      THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

    • @Cherry_Girrl
      @Cherry_Girrl 6 лет назад +6

      All of the lines in the video are great quote- "I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!"

    • @okamibruh6244
      @okamibruh6244 6 лет назад +2

      Wow no leaks camera man you gettin this?

    • @robbarrett9577
      @robbarrett9577 6 лет назад

      +et_nova He didn't layer them enough. No patience.

    • @alphonse360
      @alphonse360 6 лет назад

      Murderer

  • @thetimekeeper7691
    @thetimekeeper7691 Месяц назад +4

    I can’t believe how many views this video has 72 million views

  • @legendaryarchie6512
    @legendaryarchie6512 Год назад +3

    Gotta come back to this gem every so often

  • @mcdoodledood2463
    @mcdoodledood2463 4 года назад +5117

    "You a fan of Swift?"
    Me: Yeah
    "Yeah I like her music too"
    Me: Not that Swift...

    • @toyboy3913
      @toyboy3913 4 года назад +61

      Fix him or her with Flex Tape

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 4 года назад +37

      Taylor swift PALES in comparison to Phil

    • @trxgedy7090
      @trxgedy7090 4 года назад +6

      Not that *bitch ass swift*

    • @shortcake6850
      @shortcake6850 4 года назад +1

      FIX IT WITH FLEX T A P E

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 4 года назад

      @@James-ce6dc you should've stopped at PALES lol

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 3 года назад +10465

    I’d just like to point out that Jon probably gave this company literal millions in free advertising with this one video.

    • @mskull24gaming79
      @mskull24gaming79 2 года назад +37

      @There he is. That bitch. 1M probably accidentally clicked though

    • @oldbenkenobi3280
      @oldbenkenobi3280 2 года назад +55

      I don’t think people just started rapidly buying flex tape because of this video

    • @hexatyle9563
      @hexatyle9563 2 года назад +391

      @@oldbenkenobi3280 well advertising doesn't mean people will automatically buy it, but it still made the product known and more popular

    • @CameronsCars
      @CameronsCars 2 года назад +15

      Literally

    • @maury6143
      @maury6143 2 года назад +8

      imagine....🗿

  • @user-rk7rl7tm5w
    @user-rk7rl7tm5w 9 месяцев назад +7

    Jon’s upload schedule was never the same after the paycheck for this video came

  • @wh0rrendous
    @wh0rrendous Год назад +3

    This is the best ad ever made.