Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 151 - Torso in the Mail [Oct. 15, 2019]

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Комментарии • 119

  • @benzoindigo1109
    @benzoindigo1109 Год назад +57

    I laughed so hard when Matt said “My ass was spittin seeds dude, I was germinating the tile dude.” Caught me so off guard.

  • @YouKnowMySteez
    @YouKnowMySteez Год назад +108

    One of the best dynamics of this cast is when Matt tells Shane about something he does or did like it's normal behavior and Shane reacting to how absolutely insane it is. LMAO

    • @caseyschoenleber1760
      @caseyschoenleber1760 Год назад +18

      Shane's "ew dude"s following a 3 second pause are my favorite

  • @anthonyruggieri2139
    @anthonyruggieri2139 5 месяцев назад +24

    Matt’s fart in the first 5 minutes has my dying at the gym 😂😂 “it was about 137 episodes before one of us shit our pants”

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 2 месяца назад +1

      Hysterically laughing at the turd, say his name and he shall appear

  • @kyrofred9669
    @kyrofred9669 8 месяцев назад +40

    Shane eating out of a hotel breakfast buffet and using the serving utensils a month before COVID was discovered makes me laugh so hard lol

    • @mdgraller
      @mdgraller 6 месяцев назад +7

      "You spread the Great Indianapolis Cold of 2019"

    • @TexboyGamer
      @TexboyGamer 5 месяцев назад

      @@mdgrallerwhat a legend

  • @slikrick5857
    @slikrick5857 3 года назад +250

    Yo Shane started rona with the sausage gravy. Wtf

    • @chrisveasey8280
      @chrisveasey8280 3 года назад +16

      Velly ilonic

    • @RealKlausSchwab
      @RealKlausSchwab 2 года назад

      @@chrisveasey8280 Dishonest Cuisine.

    • @Kyteduncan
      @Kyteduncan 2 года назад +11

      Heard that went to the comments, checks out.

    • @Shayquaza
      @Shayquaza 10 месяцев назад +15

      They want you to believe it was a bat, come to find out it was the dawg

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 10 месяцев назад +4

      the bull

  • @jessarhodes6196
    @jessarhodes6196 3 года назад +91

    TMZ calling Shane "disgraced comedian" made me laught so hard.

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад +7

      Seems pretty graced to me. He's doing better than ever

    • @jessarhodes6196
      @jessarhodes6196 2 года назад +2

      @@jmh31890 oh absolutely Im still a fan .

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад +2

      @@jessarhodes6196 im starting to think we'd all be better off trying to get ourselves canceled. Hinchecliffe is much better off too. Them boys are making bankkk

    • @jessarhodes6196
      @jessarhodes6196 2 года назад +3

      @@jmh31890 watching Shane on Rogan as we speak. People are sick of comedy being censored. The equation doesnt convert. God bless the dawgz

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад +3

      @@jessarhodes6196 kinda sick of censorship in general myself. God bless the dawgz indeed

  • @jrwhynot3631
    @jrwhynot3631 4 месяца назад +5

    Potentially the hardest Shane has laughed on a recorded text. Wish we had video of it. Remarkable

  • @b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n
    @b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n 2 года назад +68

    I’ve heard the lab leak and the bat muching theory but could it have been the Shane sausage gravy theory? Timing seems about right

  • @MrAs2114eva
    @MrAs2114eva 2 года назад +46

    Smashed a bottle of olive oil??? Matt really does hate the Italians

  • @j0sh707
    @j0sh707 3 года назад +52

    Quite possibly one of the funniest mssp episodes!

    • @icecreamenjoyer
      @icecreamenjoyer Год назад +6

      love seeing this comment on most eps. truly best cast

  • @domthagreenthumb8175
    @domthagreenthumb8175 2 года назад +25

    Beginning of this might be the funniest podcast I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @jaomello
    @jaomello Год назад +19

    The Turd story had me dying

  • @poiuytrewdfghjksa
    @poiuytrewdfghjksa 2 года назад +18

    All gold canines like a street shark lol

  • @samuri4483
    @samuri4483 Год назад +8

    Me and the Shaman got the same wiping style.
    Real recognize real

  • @TrinidadJamesWoods
    @TrinidadJamesWoods 7 месяцев назад +4

    Front wipe is the most insane thing ive ever heard.

  • @pltrd8348
    @pltrd8348 3 года назад +30

    Very similar wiping journey over here. Shit strong, Matt. You're not alone

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад +1

      This lunatic did a back to front just to not wipe like a girl, or everyone else unbeknownst to Matthew. Nuts!!

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia 2 года назад +1

      Male back to front wipers are insane. It really makes no sense. How do they get keep shit off their balls. Digging past your junk with shitty paper again is just insane.
      Same with people that grab a bunch of paper and ball it up to wipe with. Maniacs.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад

      @@DerekOfRivia those mindless shitters don't even deserve TP!!💩😬

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Год назад

      You guys and Dax Shepard are developmentally disabled 😂

    • @zach6.5jones27
      @zach6.5jones27 Год назад +2

      The architecture of my bhole often requires a back to front wipe to tidy it up.

  • @DerekOfRivia
    @DerekOfRivia 2 года назад +14

    Matt's voice has dropped 3 octaves since he has had kids.

  • @hunnidthouwowdressing790
    @hunnidthouwowdressing790 3 года назад +31

    4:10

    • @crazyshot97
      @crazyshot97 3 года назад +6

      unbelievable

    • @ispittruthchannel5317
      @ispittruthchannel5317 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for the timestamp Dawg. I rewound that part about a thousand times lol Hot cast

  • @westingband
    @westingband 7 месяцев назад +7

    Listening back: (A) Matt wipes like a little boy (B) we never called the rona the gravy fever?

  • @swaglord5760
    @swaglord5760 Год назад +7

    “I only pretty much move and communicate through symbolism”
    37:04
    Phew

  • @PyroInTheFace21
    @PyroInTheFace21 3 месяца назад +2

    Always appreciate the Shamen's Mortal Kombat references

  • @HolcSam
    @HolcSam 3 года назад +20

    Is this the grail?

  • @notagiantseaslug5523
    @notagiantseaslug5523 2 месяца назад +1

    Thanks so much for the old test! ❤

  • @grosebud4554
    @grosebud4554 2 года назад +7

    9:20 … Shane was patient zero

  • @babloescobango5143
    @babloescobango5143 2 года назад +9

    I'm from Hawaii where mochi and shit like that is huge and it is giving me life to hear them attempt to pronounce things

    • @bobthemadmonkey
      @bobthemadmonkey 3 месяца назад

      Matt's just semi dumb but trying to be smart. He said gnocchi but meant mochi

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin 11 месяцев назад +4

    The turd story is amazing, I'm just picturing him sitting there on the bed like Puddy on the plane on Seinfeld staring into nothingness for hours

  • @ElkinsEric
    @ElkinsEric 2 года назад +7

    Shoutout to the Tird!

  • @monroemonroe1132
    @monroemonroe1132 2 года назад +5

    I wipe from the front. It's the best way to do it.

  • @JohnnyG911
    @JohnnyG911 2 года назад +7

    This is a classic ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

  • @barahng
    @barahng Год назад +2

    All these years I thought I was the only one who captain morgan wiped.

  • @EpicFlavoredMan
    @EpicFlavoredMan 2 месяца назад +1

    The first 5 minutes in 2024 🎉🎉🎉

  • @KDNY22
    @KDNY22 Год назад +5

    Rainey and Butterly are next level.

  • @WodyHG
    @WodyHG 3 месяца назад

    4:05 is the hardest I think I've ever heard shane laugh lmao
    Also goated cast

  • @danin95626
    @danin95626 Год назад

    That outro was top teir

  • @Sausagepatty996
    @Sausagepatty996 Год назад +1

    legends

  • @SniperBeast117
    @SniperBeast117 11 месяцев назад +3

    back to front is vastly superior
    and always penetrate

  • @Tcurt30899
    @Tcurt30899 2 месяца назад +1

    Disturbs me how much shit Matt says about pooping that reaonates with me, just for Shane to judge him so thoroughly. Am.. am I a freak?

  • @djphlange
    @djphlange 2 месяца назад

    They should get their show onto GTA 6 radio 😅

  • @FBI-cl2cp
    @FBI-cl2cp Год назад

    20:28 shit like this is the reason why I started listening

  • @raymondmusholt7167
    @raymondmusholt7167 5 месяцев назад

    Bro imagining mats parents coming home to their room smelling like Arabian musk and just having a hard God damn it is so funny to me

  • @noahsmith4148
    @noahsmith4148 5 месяцев назад +1

    I... I'm a front wiper. It's the only way that makes sense.

  • @benzoadonethc1685
    @benzoadonethc1685 3 года назад +4

    Don't smash olive oil!

  • @ENSYYSNE
    @ENSYYSNE 7 месяцев назад

    Gnocchi is a potato pasta Matt😂

  • @gavinrush4995
    @gavinrush4995 9 месяцев назад

    Hell ya McCuskie, pro painter dog here. Tape is 100% for peasants.

  • @aaronnance4199
    @aaronnance4199 7 месяцев назад +1

    Micro poonary 😂

  • @davidcagle920
    @davidcagle920 2 года назад +11

    I wanna see a podcast with bert and Matt mispronouncing words back and forth

  • @UncleJessie86
    @UncleJessie86 4 месяца назад

    1:09:17 is this a reference to Dirty Vegas - Days Go By?

  • @schmo49
    @schmo49 Год назад +3

    Bro wtf that dude's childhood was nuts no wonder he's unironically ordering a sex torso like no biggie

    • @xForbin99
      @xForbin99 Год назад +4

      Yeah his parents are weirdos

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 6 месяцев назад

      It’s hilarious but yeah I kept thinking to myself “these parents were fucking psychopaths”

  • @Steviewonderbread22
    @Steviewonderbread22 Год назад +1

    This is dad meat episode -1

  • @drewglass11
    @drewglass11 Год назад +2

    Top 5

  • @blaketurner7989
    @blaketurner7989 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is the turd origin story episode!? Damn..

  • @Leperboy
    @Leperboy 9 месяцев назад +1

    Literally no one in the comment section mentioning Matt shitting himself while laughing lmao

  • @HughJASS88
    @HughJASS88 Год назад +5

    Note to self
    4:17 matt shits himself.

    • @HughJASS88
      @HughJASS88 24 дня назад +1

      A year later.
      Daddys back and im glad i made it.

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 6 месяцев назад

    LMFAO

  • @multicoloredwiz
    @multicoloredwiz Год назад +1

    Yeahh that story about 2nd grade matt being the window guard for the porno for his older brothers explains a whole lot of the coomer porn addict shit from the old test lmao

  • @franklinenak9248
    @franklinenak9248 Год назад

    Is that mike recine at the end?

  • @hatchetman664
    @hatchetman664 6 месяцев назад +2

    jeezus christ matt it's mo'-chi i swear he mispronounces stuff on purpose to try and piss off shane lol

  • @BRAPLIFERACING
    @BRAPLIFERACING 5 месяцев назад

    Wow, Shane was patient zero 😮

  • @samuri4483
    @samuri4483 Год назад +3

    Praise Allah

  • @davidcagle920
    @davidcagle920 Год назад

    Hey do you know vince papauli

  • @tysmith5268
    @tysmith5268 Год назад +2

    The orgins of the turd

  • @mattlovelace91
    @mattlovelace91 Год назад +1

    Did Louis get that ped0 doll from this episode?

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 4 месяца назад +1

    Im 29 and i wipe my ass from the front... Do i change? Am i doing it wrong?

  • @twonine3
    @twonine3 6 месяцев назад

    If my phone was an old VCR I would break it rewinding to hear that fart repeat.

  • @i_amChrisJxmes
    @i_amChrisJxmes 7 месяцев назад +1

    Came from Reddit for an epic fart.
    4:10 💨

  • @Mattdotnfo
    @Mattdotnfo 2 года назад +1

    Hate when people smash shit. So annoying

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 5 месяцев назад

    Ew they have kid sized dolls?! Wtf?

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 11 месяцев назад

    Eating with serving utensils is a real POS move

  • @bigfax24
    @bigfax24 Год назад +1

    Matt is so fucking funny