Matt has done more to change my perspective on ethics than any college course or seminar. He’s a walking embodiment that being completely honest and real is 100% better than bullshitting.
Matt is an enigma. He will be honest and admit to pretty bad shit. But he also has a proclivity for stealing, which is diametrically opposed to being honest. Although, he admits that he steals. Definitely strange in the ethics department.
as someone who only started listening to mssp a couple years ago, this is like being transported to another dimension. Matt doing online dating & Shane bombing at an open mic lmao... the dawgs are still hilarious all the same though.
@@hands_of_stonethey’re still funny, but they aren’t nearly as unhinged with how popular the shows gotten. The Old Testament shows can’t be replicated.
I think I figured it out…. Matt and Shane come up with weird little isms then repeat them to eachother the whole cast and create new trends. Lads, brewski tumble, Tendies and mussy.
Fuck I really wish i remembered the name but i think the ciders are from Pennsylvania or are even made in Philly. If you watch episodes 1-75 I know they say at some point, i think on a nightcast
@@epheyeTK idk big boi but Savannah ga sounds awful too I won't lie 😂, like I'm from Indiana that's an equally weird shout out, 260 shouts out to fort Payne 😂💀
Matt mckusker the only reason I stopped lying to people his honesty is so noble I had to follow in the footsteps
you got that Boss baby honesty or what Dawg
@@Derek_Keenan *DEAD SILENCE* 😶
@@Derek_Keenan what that even mean
Deadass same
The phrase "You exhibit no symptoms of a porn addict"
As if Matt is a clinical psychologist of porn addiction is the absolute best.
The way they immediately started giving the girl a Jewish accent when she started asking about money 😂😂😂😂😂
accurate
Lilith
So fucking funny 😂😂😂
Tightwad* accent, you mean.
Very dishonorable by that J..
I would genuinely listen to a five hour compilation of Shane's Asian voice
And that would just be part 1
Hahahaha same
I need a 5 hour loop of Shane doing his mom voice like a cat.
@@dr.doppeldecker3832yes😂😂😂
sank you
"My babe right now is an African troop"
"Sick, she's a child soldier"
Matt has done more to change my perspective on ethics than any college course or seminar. He’s a walking embodiment that being completely honest and real is 100% better than bullshitting.
Matt is an enigma. He will be honest and admit to pretty bad shit. But he also has a proclivity for stealing, which is diametrically opposed to being honest. Although, he admits that he steals. Definitely strange in the ethics department.
@@G35Jefffrom Walmart.... He steals from Walmart
@CharlesPoss which is morally and ethically good
Listen to Patrice O’neal brother trust me it will change your life if u want it to
@@aymane4499 shut the hell up
as someone who only started listening to mssp a couple years ago, this is like being transported to another dimension. Matt doing online dating & Shane bombing at an open mic lmao... the dawgs are still hilarious all the same though.
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt
And then, some day, all your conversations will consist of new age spiritual lingo and revolve around anal veins and premature ejaculations.
25:30 “the black sneeze is very real, it killed half of Europe” 😂 oh my god that is hilarious
"we broke up instantly" lol 😂 thanks for the smiles peepop 🤗
Peepop is a VERYY HONORABLEE
Workin' own mah night casssst. Asian voice straight outta the gate. Truly the mark of quality.
I'd pay $20/month easily for a new regular nitecast with OT vibez
@@nintendoROX121 I would go 10 on it
@@T_D_B_ how bow a fiver?
“There’s nothing wrong with an Asperger’s girlfriend”
“Me neither”
If* only everyone was as honest as Matt lmaoooo we’d live in a perfect society
I think Matt was trying to tell Shane that he was gonna have a kid haha
Riding home, listen to the boys, Peepop dropping some fresh good good.
Today was a good day.
Rock hard bro
Momma made breakfast with no hog
Shane’s impressions kill me every time 😂
Shane is constantly bringing up black guys cat calling and he isn’t wrong for doing so. He is spot on.
weird comment
Matt McCusker - America's sweetheart
"She tried to Ssampson and Delilah me" great joke off the dome 🤣
asian voice, jew voice, matt on a date? this must be old.
@Cl1nton Body count yup (PS don't kill me)
@Cl1nton Body count he’s describing his future wife on their first date.
Night cast
Old testament
Pre pandemic
"The Black Sneeze." Killed me. "Ashy, ashy! It's about cocobutter."
Matt’s impression of his wife is hilarious Dikembe Mutumbo😂😂
“I don’t think they make them autistic” this is hands down the best podcast ever made. In tears.
"you look like a scraggamuffin" 😂😂😂😂😂
"im gonna be disappointed when she says hi and looks me in the eyes" LMFAO
“Put the baby pacifier in dude & put em’ to sleep” 😂
Peepop is an artist with these comps. Definitely knows how to start and end them.
Shane's Jewish mom impression was so good
Shane’s impressions are so great. Jewish lady is kyles mom and Asian dude is “fuck you dorphinnn!!”
Thank you for your service peepop!
"Whats the weirdest thing youre into?"
..."probably blacks."
4:15
DEAD
Yooooo chill chill chill
Should be an african troop bbg in the thumbnail with matt
The “black sneeze” line caught me off guard.
Asain voice and jew voice! 👌 big kahuna never disappoints.
Big kahuna? That’s that Hawaiian burger joint?
@@HanSoloxcs If you're ever down on the leeward side, pakalolo will tickle your feet. 👉🕶👈
its a weeely weeely ghud impresson
You can't cancel the cancelled.
@@davidm2031 there's no stopping what can't be stopped... no killing what can't be killed
"With my pure limp!" 😂
Matts face and his voice just don’t click in my mind.
Been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the thought of Shane telling a women to laugh, spilling his beer the stage going black 😂😂😂
“You should never get too hard; that’s gay.” Lol
“Who’s your guy”
“Spade”
“Oh the spud man”
Dude
Dude
Cannot stop laughing
It’s the story of when Matt met his wife lol
The mf shaman roped out during bossbaby 3d on his first date with the mother of his kids. Alpha power move.
2 months no fap/no porn. Nothing but greatness.
Bro, it's literally so unhealthy to not fap. Please jerk it, your old stale cum is toxic.
That’s gay.
You loser
You been banging baes or you're leaving all your ropes in storage?
@@trav7917shut your mouth buddy
That fart at 15:05 mark was DASTARDLY
Your butthole is like the North Pole, his is like Florida, wet and alive
Vicious dry ripper
Even in my darkest times (so far) , they can make me laugh unlike any other podcast 😅😅
Shane’s next special should be called, “All baes go to heaven”
Appreciate the Lansing Michigan shoutout for no reason
I can't get over how good those early episodes are
Do they not sound like this anymore? I haven't heard any new ones just the ones uploaded on here
@@hands_of_stonethey’re still funny, but they aren’t nearly as unhinged with how popular the shows gotten. The Old Testament shows can’t be replicated.
@@hands_of_stoneit’s not as good they are too busy and famous now
Night casts are lit!
How can you possibly finish just kissing someone. Man has a gift
Dude Matt’s Jewish impersonation 😂
Night ‘casts are so unhinged they’re the fckn best
"Also, I don't believe in germs!" Had me wailing laughing
Sad part is, there's a bunch of people that think germs and viruses are fake
@@mactallica9293just some viruses
@9:55 being supposed to have a kid at 25 makes so much sense 😂
Dude the “that’s a nice name” is a solid, solid move. Best to do it in person though. It’s a real old school play.
Matt looks like a young Alan watts
I can’t keep laughing out loud with my headphones on people are going to start thinking things
Peak cast era here
Matt is a solid dude.
love these guys
I like all these videos but this one had me laughing aloud straight away
I think I figured it out…. Matt and Shane come up with weird little isms then repeat them to eachother the whole cast and create new trends. Lads, brewski tumble, Tendies and mussy.
the old bae retreat lmaooooo
GOATed moment 23:36
I really can't handle how funny these fuckers are.
Shane's Jewish accent is amazing 😂
Came onto this panel to be persuaded.
Shanes impersonations are great.
God I miss the night casts...
The cold patch after pre'ing is so real
I’m 23 and I’ve genuinely still never had a wet dream before… I feel like I would remember if I woke up and there was stuff down there….
I’m 23 only had one a blonde milf was reverse cowgirling me in my dream never saw her face. Not worth it dude
If you're cleaning out your pipes regularly, you won't.
@@QualityQman okay well that makes sense🤣👍🏻
Peepop clone
I had my first one at like 25 during a no fap. You probably have masturbated too much from a young age lmao.
Why did Shane use George Costanza's moms voice 😅😅😅
Just mimicking some red blooded catholics
The black sneeze was too quick from Shane lol
Got a black girl hair product advertisement at the end of this vid lol
I need a tires/workaholics crossover desperately
It’s TOASTY, not whoopsie lol
Smoke was dope
Good luck with that whole 'no fap' thing matt. Doesn't sound like something you'll do and talk about forever at all
I believe the mortal kombat dude says “toastie!” Still a solid ref though dude
What kinda cideys do the dawgs drink?
Jesus, whatever is available. They're dawgs
First choice? Free cideys
Second choice? Cold cideys
@@pudglye3989 I like you 😂
Fuck I really wish i remembered the name but i think the ciders are from Pennsylvania or are even made in Philly. If you watch episodes 1-75 I know they say at some point, i think on a nightcast
Oh shit i think it’s jacks hard cider
How does one gain access to the fabled Old Testament? Patreon?
Radio Dawgz
Does anyone notice how different Shane sounds when he isn’t close to the mic? 😂
Anyone know the model on the cover?
Lansing, MI mentioned ‼️
That's why I quit being an accountant 😅😂
What episode is this from?
If you dont immediately say skat play is the worst i question your sanity.
“If you’re doing that shit, knock it off 😡!”
Put em to sleep with the baby pacifier 😂
Put the baby pacifier in her make her fall asleep 😂😂😂😂 holy shit
“Mare Surrrtorrr”
Matt talking about his future wife and wanting kids, now he’s married the girl and has two kids. So wholesome
6:04 fucking killed me
@19:00
this shit is funny AF
warning rope 😂
No fap upgraded my life like crazy that’s why he got the date in the first place
It is ancient chinee secret
Black people definitely sneeze. We call a black dude at work Big Sneeze
I miss the night casts, and the cidies days
Lansing, Michigan - Represent
Eww why
@@alexnoelle4202 Same reason Big Boi represents Savannah GA 💁🏻♂️
@@epheyeTK idk big boi but Savannah ga sounds awful too I won't lie 😂, like I'm from Indiana that's an equally weird shout out, 260 shouts out to fort Payne 😂💀
@@alexnoelle4202 Looks like I met my BB girl on RUclips 🤣
if you went to Msu you could be gay
31 still chuckin ropes
They’re really gonna put Asian movie adds on the MSSP pod 😂
Thanks pop👌