MSSP - Matt's Hot Dates
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2022
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 23, 25, 26, 29, 31, 32 
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Matt mckusker the only reason I stopped lying to people his honesty is so noble I had to follow in the footsteps
you got that Boss baby honesty or what Dawg
@@Derek_Keenan *DEAD SILENCE* 😶
@@Derek_Keenan what that even mean
Deadass same
The phrase "You exhibit no symptoms of a porn addict"
As if Matt is a clinical psychologist of porn addiction is the absolute best.
The way they immediately started giving the girl a Jewish accent when she started asking about money 😂😂😂😂😂
accurate
Lilith
So fucking funny 😂😂😂
Tightwad* accent, you mean.
Very dishonorable by that J..
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt
And then, some day, all your conversations will consist of new age spiritual lingo and revolve around anal veins and premature ejaculations.
I would genuinely listen to a five hour compilation of Shane's Asian voice
And that would just be part 1
Hahahaha same
I need a 5 hour loop of Shane doing his mom voice like a cat.
@@dr.doppeldecker3832yes😂😂😂
sank you
"My babe right now is an African troop"
"Sick, she's a child soldier"
Matt has done more to change my perspective on ethics than any college course or seminar. He’s a walking embodiment that being completely honest and real is 100% better than bullshitting.
Peepop is a VERYY HONORABLEE
“You’re out there getting fingered during Boss Baby” had me dying
as someone who only started listening to mssp a couple years ago, this is like being transported to another dimension. Matt doing online dating & Shane bombing at an open mic lmao... the dawgs are still hilarious all the same though.
25:30 “the black sneeze is very real, it killed half of Europe” 😂 oh my god that is hilarious
Workin' own mah night casssst. Asian voice straight outta the gate. Truly the mark of quality.
I'd pay $20/month easily for a new regular nitecast with OT vibez
@@nintendoROX121 I would go 10 on it
@@T_D_B_ how bow a fiver?
"we broke up instantly" lol 😂 thanks for the smiles peepop 🤗
I think Matt was trying to tell Shane that he was gonna have a kid haha
Matt McCusker - America's sweetheart
Shane’s impressions kill me every time 😂
Riding home, listen to the boys, Peepop dropping some fresh good good.
Today was a good day.
Rock hard bro
Momma made breakfast with no hog
If* only everyone was as honest as Matt lmaoooo we’d live in a perfect society
asian voice, jew voice, matt on a date? this must be old.
@Cl1nton Body count yup (PS don't kill me)
@Cl1nton Body count he’s describing his future wife on their first date.
Night cast
Old testament
Pre pandemic
This is very, very Old Testament. Naiseru Effort Misuta Peepop.
The golden days
Matt’s impression of his wife is hilarious Dikembe Mutumbo😂😂
“There’s nothing wrong with an Asperger’s girlfriend”
“Me neither”
Shane is constantly bringing up black guys cat calling and he isn’t wrong for doing so. He is spot on.
Should be an african troop bbg in the thumbnail with matt
It’s the story of when Matt met his wife lol
"The Black Sneeze." Killed me. "Ashy, ashy! It's about cocobutter."
Thank you for your service peepop!
"She tried to Ssampson and Delilah me" great joke off the dome 🤣
Shane's Jewish mom impression was so good
Asain voice and jew voice! 👌 big kahuna never disappoints.
Big kahuna? That’s that Hawaiian burger joint?
@@HanSoloxcs If you're ever down on the leeward side, pakalolo will tickle your feet. 👉🕶👈
its a weeely weeely ghud impresson
You can't cancel the cancelled.
@@davidm2031 there's no stopping what can't be stopped... no killing what can't be killed
Night casts are lit!
"With my pure limp!" 😂
Shane’s impressions are so great. Jewish lady is kyles mom and Asian dude is “fuck you dorphinnn!!”
“I don’t think they make them autistic” this is hands down the best podcast ever made. In tears.
Even in my darkest times (so far) , they can make me laugh unlike any other podcast 😅😅
"you look like a scraggamuffin" 😂😂😂😂😂
Appreciate the Lansing Michigan shoutout for no reason
Matt looks like a young Alan watts
That fart at 15:05 mark was DASTARDLY
Your butthole is like the North Pole, his is like Florida, wet and alive
Vicious dry ripper
2 months no fap/no porn. Nothing but greatness.
Bro, it's literally so unhealthy to not fap. Please jerk it, your old stale cum is toxic.
That’s gay.
You loser
You been banging baes or you're leaving all your ropes in storage?
@@trav7917shut your mouth buddy
God I miss the night casts...
love these guys
Peak cast era here
Thanks pop👌
Matt is a solid dude.
@9:55 being supposed to have a kid at 25 makes so much sense 😂
Matts face and his voice just don’t click in my mind.
Why did Shane use George Costanza's moms voice 😅😅😅
Just mimicking some red blooded catholics
"Also, I don't believe in germs!" Had me wailing laughing
Sad part is, there's a bunch of people that think germs and viruses are fake
@@mactallica9293just some viruses
Shane’s next special should be called, “All baes go to heaven”
How does one gain access to the fabled Old Testament? Patreon?
Radio Dawgz
How can you possibly finish just kissing someone. Man has a gift
I can't get over how good those early episodes are
Do they not sound like this anymore? I haven't heard any new ones just the ones uploaded on here
@@hands_of_stonethey’re still funny, but they aren’t nearly as unhinged with how popular the shows gotten. The Old Testament shows can’t be replicated.
Night ‘casts are so unhinged they’re the fckn best
“Who’s your guy”
“Spade”
“Oh the spud man”
Dude
Dude
Cannot stop laughing
Dude Matt’s Jewish impersonation 😂
I need a tires/workaholics crossover desperately
the old bae retreat lmaooooo
Boss baby. Back in business
The black sneeze was too quick from Shane lol
“You should never get too hard; that’s gay.” Lol
"Whats the weirdest thing youre into?"
..."probably blacks."
4:15
DEAD
Yooooo chill chill chill
Matt talking about his future wife and wanting kids, now he’s married the girl and has two kids. So wholesome
Dude the “that’s a nice name” is a solid, solid move. Best to do it in person though. It’s a real old school play.
i guess i have aspergers
What kinda cideys do the dawgs drink?
Jesus, whatever is available. They're dawgs
First choice? Free cideys
Second choice? Cold cideys
@@pudglye3989 I like you 😂
Fuck I really wish i remembered the name but i think the ciders are from Pennsylvania or are even made in Philly. If you watch episodes 1-75 I know they say at some point, i think on a nightcast
Oh shit i think it’s jacks hard cider
6:04 fucking killed me
Lansing, MI mentioned ‼️
I really can't handle how funny these fuckers are.
Anyone know the model on the cover?
31 still chuckin ropes
What episode is this from?
I believe the mortal kombat dude says “toastie!” Still a solid ref though dude
Got a black girl hair product advertisement at the end of this vid lol
relatively instantly
Fearless real comedy
Good luck with that whole 'no fap' thing matt. Doesn't sound like something you'll do and talk about forever at all
It’s TOASTY, not whoopsie lol
Smoke was dope
That's So Night Cast
If you dont immediately say skat play is the worst i question your sanity.
New band name: The Black Sneeze
I’m 23 and I’ve genuinely still never had a wet dream before… I feel like I would remember if I woke up and there was stuff down there….
I’m 23 only had one a blonde milf was reverse cowgirling me in my dream never saw her face. Not worth it dude
If you're cleaning out your pipes regularly, you won't.
@@QualityQman okay well that makes sense🤣👍🏻
Peepop clone
I had my first one at like 25 during a no fap. You probably have masturbated too much from a young age lmao.
The pacifier is a great nickname for a johnson
warning rope 😂
GOATed moment 23:36
I miss the night casts, and the cidies days
4:17 lmfao
“If you’re doing that shit, knock it off 😡!”
Aw matt saying he wants kids
"I think they don't make them"
They’re really gonna put Asian movie adds on the MSSP pod 😂
My names mike Nardi. I heard Matt had some new snizz. I must find this woman now.
Does anyone notice how different Shane sounds when he isn’t close to the mic? 😂
Cast away podcast is kimg
Shane's Jewish accent is amazing 😂
Shoutout Lansing Michigan
Can confirm about the African bae's, my wife is from Nigeria and her social filter is non-existent lmao
What about maxfap? Mandatory 6 faps a day for 30 day?
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
No fap upgraded my life like crazy that’s why he got the date in the first place
It is ancient chinee secret
N I T E
C A S T
15:08 oh my.