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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @rollinwifdabigboys13
    @rollinwifdabigboys13 2 года назад +1875

    Matt mckusker the only reason I stopped lying to people his honesty is so noble I had to follow in the footsteps

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +118

      you got that Boss baby honesty or what Dawg

    • @JUST-MAJIK
      @JUST-MAJIK 2 года назад +23

      @@Derek_Keenan *DEAD SILENCE* 😶

    • @lakeflaccid8054
      @lakeflaccid8054 2 года назад +20

      @@Derek_Keenan what that even mean

    • @tylerhasacamera
      @tylerhasacamera 2 года назад +8

      Deadass same

    • @anxietyonline1947
      @anxietyonline1947 Год назад +75

      The phrase "You exhibit no symptoms of a porn addict"
      As if Matt is a clinical psychologist of porn addiction is the absolute best.

  • @Therealmudbone
    @Therealmudbone Год назад +663

    The way they immediately started giving the girl a Jewish accent when she started asking about money 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ifraneljadida
    @Ifraneljadida 2 года назад +865

    I would genuinely listen to a five hour compilation of Shane's Asian voice

  • @paulmasterson4739
    @paulmasterson4739 Год назад +290

    "My babe right now is an African troop"
    "Sick, she's a child soldier"

  • @BrianKellyisGay
    @BrianKellyisGay Год назад +308

    Matt has done more to change my perspective on ethics than any college course or seminar. He’s a walking embodiment that being completely honest and real is 100% better than bullshitting.

    • @G35Jeff
      @G35Jeff 5 месяцев назад +15

      Matt is an enigma. He will be honest and admit to pretty bad shit. But he also has a proclivity for stealing, which is diametrically opposed to being honest. Although, he admits that he steals. Definitely strange in the ethics department.

    • @CharlesPoss
      @CharlesPoss 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@G35Jefffrom Walmart.... He steals from Walmart

    • @panacea.palace
      @panacea.palace 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@CharlesPoss which is morally and ethically good

    • @aymane4499
      @aymane4499 3 месяца назад

      Listen to Patrice O’neal brother trust me it will change your life if u want it to

    • @panacea.palace
      @panacea.palace 3 месяца назад

      @@aymane4499 shut the hell up

  • @in_faustianwinter
    @in_faustianwinter 10 месяцев назад +60

    as someone who only started listening to mssp a couple years ago, this is like being transported to another dimension. Matt doing online dating & Shane bombing at an open mic lmao... the dawgs are still hilarious all the same though.

  • @ClipHunterz0
    @ClipHunterz0 11 месяцев назад +353

    Shane is the gateway drug to Matt

    • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone
      @helpIthinkmylegsaregone 8 месяцев назад

      And then, some day, all your conversations will consist of new age spiritual lingo and revolve around anal veins and premature ejaculations.

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 Год назад +77

    25:30 “the black sneeze is very real, it killed half of Europe” 😂 oh my god that is hilarious

  • @alexnoelle4202
    @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад +100

    "we broke up instantly" lol 😂 thanks for the smiles peepop 🤗

  • @joehopp7247
    @joehopp7247 2 года назад +262

    Peepop is a VERYY HONORABLEE

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 2 года назад +152

    Workin' own mah night casssst. Asian voice straight outta the gate. Truly the mark of quality.

    • @nintendoROX121
      @nintendoROX121 2 года назад +10

      I'd pay $20/month easily for a new regular nitecast with OT vibez

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад

      @@nintendoROX121 I would go 10 on it

    • @Gin-115
      @Gin-115 2 года назад

      @@T_D_B_ how bow a fiver?

  • @MatthewTortora
    @MatthewTortora Год назад +29

    “There’s nothing wrong with an Asperger’s girlfriend”
    “Me neither”

  • @98Lz
    @98Lz 2 года назад +63

    If* only everyone was as honest as Matt lmaoooo we’d live in a perfect society

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen 2 года назад +148

    I think Matt was trying to tell Shane that he was gonna have a kid haha

  • @TheChuckFina
    @TheChuckFina 2 года назад +235

    Riding home, listen to the boys, Peepop dropping some fresh good good.
    Today was a good day.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +2

      Rock hard bro

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 2 года назад +7

      Momma made breakfast with no hog

  • @BigMarv55
    @BigMarv55 Год назад +104

    Shane’s impressions kill me every time 😂

  • @brucewayne2255
    @brucewayne2255 Год назад +21

    Shane is constantly bringing up black guys cat calling and he isn’t wrong for doing so. He is spot on.

  • @yeahiknow69
    @yeahiknow69 2 года назад +78

    Matt McCusker - America's sweetheart

  • @JayZ25100
    @JayZ25100 Год назад +8

    "She tried to Ssampson and Delilah me" great joke off the dome 🤣

  • @neonsubaru
    @neonsubaru 2 года назад +152

    asian voice, jew voice, matt on a date? this must be old.

  • @monadamus42
    @monadamus42 2 года назад +20

    "The Black Sneeze." Killed me. "Ashy, ashy! It's about cocobutter."

  • @JoeMACofNAC
    @JoeMACofNAC Год назад +32

    Matt’s impression of his wife is hilarious Dikembe Mutumbo😂😂

  • @danjones101
    @danjones101 Год назад +15

    “I don’t think they make them autistic” this is hands down the best podcast ever made. In tears.

  • @hatchetman664
    @hatchetman664 Год назад +10

    "you look like a scraggamuffin" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnjohnjohnjohn921
    @johnjohnjohnjohn921 6 месяцев назад +2

    "im gonna be disappointed when she says hi and looks me in the eyes" LMFAO

  • @riff_gg3753
    @riff_gg3753 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Put the baby pacifier in dude & put em’ to sleep” 😂

  • @DarthRaider520
    @DarthRaider520 22 дня назад +1

    Peepop is an artist with these comps. Definitely knows how to start and end them.

  • @dirtymike1274
    @dirtymike1274 Год назад +68

    Shane's Jewish mom impression was so good

  • @andybarrow5407
    @andybarrow5407 Год назад +27

    Shane’s impressions are so great. Jewish lady is kyles mom and Asian dude is “fuck you dorphinnn!!”

  • @michaelparrish6572
    @michaelparrish6572 2 года назад +46

    Thank you for your service peepop!

  • @TheAgentmigs
    @TheAgentmigs 2 года назад +62

    "Whats the weirdest thing youre into?"
    ..."probably blacks."
    4:15
    DEAD

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +4

      Yooooo chill chill chill

  • @HandsyBilly
    @HandsyBilly 2 года назад +26

    Should be an african troop bbg in the thumbnail with matt

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 месяца назад +2

    The “black sneeze” line caught me off guard.

  • @joerosacker5091
    @joerosacker5091 2 года назад +157

    Asain voice and jew voice! 👌 big kahuna never disappoints.

    • @HanSoloxcs
      @HanSoloxcs 2 года назад +13

      Big kahuna? That’s that Hawaiian burger joint?

    • @acidfruitloops
      @acidfruitloops 2 года назад +5

      @@HanSoloxcs If you're ever down on the leeward side, pakalolo will tickle your feet. 👉🕶👈

    • @drs2532
      @drs2532 2 года назад +1

      its a weeely weeely ghud impresson

    • @davidm2031
      @davidm2031 2 года назад +1

      You can't cancel the cancelled.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +1

      @@davidm2031 there's no stopping what can't be stopped... no killing what can't be killed

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage Год назад +6

    "With my pure limp!" 😂

  • @josephlinden1630
    @josephlinden1630 Год назад +5

    Matts face and his voice just don’t click in my mind.

  • @DavidArrington-g7p
    @DavidArrington-g7p 2 месяца назад

    Been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the thought of Shane telling a women to laugh, spilling his beer the stage going black 😂😂😂

  • @JimmyJamesJimbo
    @JimmyJamesJimbo 11 месяцев назад +3

    “You should never get too hard; that’s gay.” Lol

  • @Swampboiii
    @Swampboiii 2 года назад +31

    “Who’s your guy”
    “Spade”
    “Oh the spud man”
    Dude
    Dude
    Cannot stop laughing

  • @lofttm969
    @lofttm969 2 года назад +24

    It’s the story of when Matt met his wife lol

    • @marsaint
      @marsaint Месяц назад

      The mf shaman roped out during bossbaby 3d on his first date with the mother of his kids. Alpha power move.

  • @BwsHD
    @BwsHD 2 года назад +42

    2 months no fap/no porn. Nothing but greatness.

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 2 года назад +30

    That fart at 15:05 mark was DASTARDLY

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 2 года назад

      Your butthole is like the North Pole, his is like Florida, wet and alive

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +6

      Vicious dry ripper

  • @itsa-itsagames
    @itsa-itsagames Год назад +5

    Even in my darkest times (so far) , they can make me laugh unlike any other podcast 😅😅

  • @ryanhill8590
    @ryanhill8590 Год назад +2

    Shane’s next special should be called, “All baes go to heaven”

  • @skylercrespo6845
    @skylercrespo6845 Год назад +3

    Appreciate the Lansing Michigan shoutout for no reason

  • @janp19
    @janp19 Год назад +5

    I can't get over how good those early episodes are

    • @hands_of_stone
      @hands_of_stone Год назад

      Do they not sound like this anymore? I haven't heard any new ones just the ones uploaded on here

    • @jooooohn401
      @jooooohn401 10 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠@@hands_of_stonethey’re still funny, but they aren’t nearly as unhinged with how popular the shows gotten. The Old Testament shows can’t be replicated.

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 4 месяца назад

      @@hands_of_stoneit’s not as good they are too busy and famous now

  • @craiggoodwill7620
    @craiggoodwill7620 2 года назад +17

    Night casts are lit!

  • @RuneTrips
    @RuneTrips Год назад +6

    How can you possibly finish just kissing someone. Man has a gift

  • @MrRussellharmon10
    @MrRussellharmon10 2 года назад +11

    Dude Matt’s Jewish impersonation 😂

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 Год назад +2

    Night ‘casts are so unhinged they’re the fckn best

  • @AJ-das
    @AJ-das Год назад +6

    "Also, I don't believe in germs!" Had me wailing laughing

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад

      Sad part is, there's a bunch of people that think germs and viruses are fake

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Год назад +3

      ​@@mactallica9293just some viruses

  • @mrdogood2000
    @mrdogood2000 Год назад +2

    @9:55 being supposed to have a kid at 25 makes so much sense 😂

  • @673AWSF
    @673AWSF 2 года назад +5

    Dude the “that’s a nice name” is a solid, solid move. Best to do it in person though. It’s a real old school play.

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 2 года назад +8

    Matt looks like a young Alan watts

  • @dokkal
    @dokkal 3 месяца назад

    I can’t keep laughing out loud with my headphones on people are going to start thinking things

  • @TheMiist
    @TheMiist 2 года назад +7

    Peak cast era here

  • @danhall9197
    @danhall9197 Год назад +10

    Matt is a solid dude.

  • @jettroxxett32
    @jettroxxett32 10 месяцев назад +1

    love these guys

  • @chaselund
    @chaselund 6 месяцев назад

    I like all these videos but this one had me laughing aloud straight away

  • @knowheretobe_6396
    @knowheretobe_6396 3 месяца назад

    I think I figured it out…. Matt and Shane come up with weird little isms then repeat them to eachother the whole cast and create new trends. Lads, brewski tumble, Tendies and mussy.

  • @Elsancho24
    @Elsancho24 10 месяцев назад

    the old bae retreat lmaooooo

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish 11 месяцев назад +1

    GOATed moment 23:36

  • @svenp6504
    @svenp6504 Год назад +1

    I really can't handle how funny these fuckers are.

  • @kevsmulders7667
    @kevsmulders7667 8 месяцев назад +1

    Shane's Jewish accent is amazing 😂

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday 6 месяцев назад +1

    Came onto this panel to be persuaded.

  • @ericanderson8500
    @ericanderson8500 2 месяца назад

    Shanes impersonations are great.

  • @Dom-mw8gk
    @Dom-mw8gk 2 года назад +15

    God I miss the night casts...

  • @493HZ
    @493HZ 4 месяца назад

    The cold patch after pre'ing is so real

  • @Tommyyy23
    @Tommyyy23 Год назад +12

    I’m 23 and I’ve genuinely still never had a wet dream before… I feel like I would remember if I woke up and there was stuff down there….

    • @bwolfe9040
      @bwolfe9040 Год назад

      I’m 23 only had one a blonde milf was reverse cowgirling me in my dream never saw her face. Not worth it dude

    • @QualityQman
      @QualityQman Год назад +14

      If you're cleaning out your pipes regularly, you won't.

    • @Tommyyy23
      @Tommyyy23 Год назад +3

      @@QualityQman okay well that makes sense🤣👍🏻

    • @Garrettm31
      @Garrettm31 Год назад

      Peepop clone

    • @OOKIEDOKIE
      @OOKIEDOKIE Год назад +1

      I had my first one at like 25 during a no fap. You probably have masturbated too much from a young age lmao.

  • @bottomlinebassin2001
    @bottomlinebassin2001 2 года назад +16

    Why did Shane use George Costanza's moms voice 😅😅😅

    • @Zure467
      @Zure467 Год назад +1

      Just mimicking some red blooded catholics

  • @callumbrowne2081
    @callumbrowne2081 2 года назад +8

    The black sneeze was too quick from Shane lol

  • @ThePinnacle415
    @ThePinnacle415 2 года назад +2

    Got a black girl hair product advertisement at the end of this vid lol

  • @tankboi8249
    @tankboi8249 7 месяцев назад

    I need a tires/workaholics crossover desperately

  • @randoH3000
    @randoH3000 2 года назад +6

    It’s TOASTY, not whoopsie lol

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +1

      Smoke was dope

  • @skeebontrience1799
    @skeebontrience1799 2 года назад +19

    Good luck with that whole 'no fap' thing matt. Doesn't sound like something you'll do and talk about forever at all

  • @JaxonBurn
    @JaxonBurn Год назад +1

    I believe the mortal kombat dude says “toastie!” Still a solid ref though dude

  • @riptorzor
    @riptorzor 2 года назад +20

    What kinda cideys do the dawgs drink?

    • @pudglye3989
      @pudglye3989 2 года назад +14

      Jesus, whatever is available. They're dawgs

    • @KinoTechUSA69
      @KinoTechUSA69 2 года назад +28

      First choice? Free cideys
      Second choice? Cold cideys

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад +2

      @@pudglye3989 I like you 😂

    • @uwb848
      @uwb848 2 года назад +2

      Fuck I really wish i remembered the name but i think the ciders are from Pennsylvania or are even made in Philly. If you watch episodes 1-75 I know they say at some point, i think on a nightcast

    • @uwb848
      @uwb848 2 года назад +3

      Oh shit i think it’s jacks hard cider

  • @johnpaulgalen7695
    @johnpaulgalen7695 2 года назад +2

    How does one gain access to the fabled Old Testament? Patreon?

  • @DereliqueMahBAWLS
    @DereliqueMahBAWLS 10 месяцев назад

    Does anyone notice how different Shane sounds when he isn’t close to the mic? 😂

  • @day245
    @day245 Год назад +1

    Anyone know the model on the cover?

  • @thatlyingwitchinyourwardro3893
    @thatlyingwitchinyourwardro3893 11 месяцев назад

    Lansing, MI mentioned ‼️

  • @OGrawmanian
    @OGrawmanian 4 месяца назад

    That's why I quit being an accountant 😅😂

  • @Paris42089
    @Paris42089 8 месяцев назад

    What episode is this from?

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 Год назад

    If you dont immediately say skat play is the worst i question your sanity.

  • @MambaaWoW
    @MambaaWoW 11 месяцев назад

    “If you’re doing that shit, knock it off 😡!”

  • @danoratio3916
    @danoratio3916 3 месяца назад

    Put em to sleep with the baby pacifier 😂

  • @Seance_Official
    @Seance_Official 11 месяцев назад

    Put the baby pacifier in her make her fall asleep 😂😂😂😂 holy shit

  • @vantheman452
    @vantheman452 3 дня назад

    “Mare Surrrtorrr”

  • @JustTryingToYoutube
    @JustTryingToYoutube 8 месяцев назад +1

    Matt talking about his future wife and wanting kids, now he’s married the girl and has two kids. So wholesome

  • @uwb848
    @uwb848 2 года назад +5

    6:04 fucking killed me

  • @LRG53
    @LRG53 9 месяцев назад

    @19:00

  • @mattcarafa210
    @mattcarafa210 6 месяцев назад +1

    this shit is funny AF

  • @hnnsy
    @hnnsy 11 месяцев назад +1

    warning rope 😂

  • @sharkboy3561
    @sharkboy3561 2 года назад +4

    No fap upgraded my life like crazy that’s why he got the date in the first place

  • @bwolfe9040
    @bwolfe9040 Год назад +2

    Black people definitely sneeze. We call a black dude at work Big Sneeze

  • @ryanbeck8004
    @ryanbeck8004 2 года назад +10

    I miss the night casts, and the cidies days

  • @epheyeTK
    @epheyeTK 2 года назад +5

    Lansing, Michigan - Represent

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад +2

      Eww why

    • @epheyeTK
      @epheyeTK 2 года назад +1

      @@alexnoelle4202 Same reason Big Boi represents Savannah GA 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад

      @@epheyeTK idk big boi but Savannah ga sounds awful too I won't lie 😂, like I'm from Indiana that's an equally weird shout out, 260 shouts out to fort Payne 😂💀

    • @epheyeTK
      @epheyeTK 2 года назад

      @@alexnoelle4202 Looks like I met my BB girl on RUclips 🤣

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад

      if you went to Msu you could be gay

  • @thisaccount6539
    @thisaccount6539 2 года назад +1

    31 still chuckin ropes

  • @comedy8219
    @comedy8219 Год назад

    They’re really gonna put Asian movie adds on the MSSP pod 😂

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 2 года назад +1

    Thanks pop👌