This boat commits war crimes

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  • Опубликовано: 9 май 2024
  • These boats are out of control.
    I'm so excited to take over the ocean while becoming obscenely wealthy.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Merge Pirates Caribbean Battle
    Music provided by:
    (Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
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Комментарии • 106

  • @Wishkeirs
    @Wishkeirs Месяц назад +73

    "While their lives are on the line, our entertainment is more important"
    That sums up how most people treat video game characters lmao

    • @carlvanleeuwen1315
      @carlvanleeuwen1315 Месяц назад +1

      lamo thats how gladiators were treated in rome :?

    • @Wishkeirs
      @Wishkeirs Месяц назад

      @@carlvanleeuwen1315 Accurate

  • @DEATHBEAR509
    @DEATHBEAR509 28 дней назад +6

    "Cuz we sacrifice babys" that killed me

  • @HSF8811
    @HSF8811 Месяц назад +39

    DF sacrificing a baby boat tracks with his early Stardew content.

  • @evilsmoo3358
    @evilsmoo3358 Месяц назад +21

    How is it this hard to realize the viking ships are the tanks and the cannon ships are the dps?

    • @davidpotts7116
      @davidpotts7116 Месяц назад +5

      He rarely ever reads the stats because these kinds of “buy-and-merge” games require no strategy at all

  • @Ssimpleperson
    @Ssimpleperson Месяц назад +50

    The more accurate title would be " I sacrificed 203733882 ships to commit 3362733763636733282828828282 war crimes"

  • @menaciously10
    @menaciously10 Месяц назад +2

    Yet somehow he makes them interesting and makes my brain rot away

  • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
    @DefinitelyNotAFerret Месяц назад +17

    "Not to brag but I know a big thing when I see it" DF is definitely packing

  • @Myriako
    @Myriako 11 дней назад

    Thank you for this video! ☺🌹

  • @the__t_a8
    @the__t_a8 Месяц назад +8

    He puting the range ships in front hurt my soul

  • @GrumpyForestHag
    @GrumpyForestHag Месяц назад +2

    I'm glad you play these games so i can scratch the itch without being tempted.

  • @guygryphon
    @guygryphon Месяц назад +6

    I don't know if I can watch this one. Seeing him place the viking and pirate ships in the same row is driving me insane

  • @MaxMoco-lw3dw
    @MaxMoco-lw3dw Месяц назад +2

    I love your videos so much thank you for sharing your time with us

  • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
    @DefinitelyNotAFerret Месяц назад +12

    There's a version of this game for every object and animal isn't there 😆robots, dinosaurs, model girls, food, lol

  • @bdawg5415
    @bdawg5415 Месяц назад +1

    Love this kind of content

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Месяц назад +1

    Hi DF. This game looks fun.

  • @strixx_1716
    @strixx_1716 Месяц назад

    Ayo wake up new DF video :DDDDD

  • @kasparkirschbaum7588
    @kasparkirschbaum7588 Месяц назад

    Man I Love Them Cogs

  • @Vipertheproto
    @Vipertheproto Месяц назад

    Love you vids

  • @Idiot-jh6vw
    @Idiot-jh6vw Месяц назад +5

    “It’s not a war crime if you had fun” - A wise man

  • @xenprophetxp8030
    @xenprophetxp8030 Месяц назад

    Happy Friday!

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Месяц назад

    War crimes? That reminds me that DF should really try playjng Rimworld!

  • @vittoriogervaso3030
    @vittoriogervaso3030 Месяц назад +1

    So we're just gonna ignore the fact that at the end he had 68k and didn't spend it for a massive boat

  • @devilteemo9755
    @devilteemo9755 Месяц назад

    omg number one I love this guy

  • @user-qm1pd3jd1o
    @user-qm1pd3jd1o Месяц назад

    DF! play this game called Nimrods, it's a super fun rougelite

  • @AnonAdept
    @AnonAdept Месяц назад

    The fact that you spend your life making entertainment would prove that in fact entertainment IS more important than your life.

    • @cinnastag
      @cinnastag Месяц назад

      Correction: Entertainment is his livelihood

    • @AnonAdept
      @AnonAdept Месяц назад

      @@cinnastag he still spends his life creating entertainment, so it's more a pointless addendum but don't worry keep trying and one day you'll say something someone cares about.

  • @TripleTheSauceOnYT
    @TripleTheSauceOnYT Месяц назад

    Play n-gon pleaseeeee

  • @meepmaster6544
    @meepmaster6544 Месяц назад

    Day 26 of asking DF to play rust

  • @LimitzKillerXD
    @LimitzKillerXD Месяц назад +1

    Guys wake up Dangeouly funny just dropped a new vid

  • @svad.3641
    @svad.3641 Месяц назад

    Nicie video

  • @BrentStarling
    @BrentStarling 26 дней назад

    Please continue playing ad games

  • @omeka8842
    @omeka8842 Месяц назад +1

    if there is no witness there is no warcrime

  • @FarisO7
    @FarisO7 Месяц назад +1

    You know he got bored of the game at the end 😂😂lmao

  • @strydyrhellzrydyr1345
    @strydyrhellzrydyr1345 Месяц назад

    Bro.. NUMBERS... NUNBERS AKWAYS WINS

  • @user-su9pf5br6d
    @user-su9pf5br6d Месяц назад

    Finally i am early🥳🥳

  • @kn1ighttt
    @kn1ighttt Месяц назад +1

    hi df sorry to let you know that my happiness and safety of my children depends on you playing rungore 😢😢

    • @SDAL_YT
      @SDAL_YT Месяц назад

      i'm not sorry for your loss

  • @HyperSniperHyperSniper
    @HyperSniperHyperSniper Месяц назад

    First

  • @nebraskaonewheel
    @nebraskaonewheel 29 дней назад

    E

  • @pirokapurani2078
    @pirokapurani2078 Месяц назад +1

    The only channel to make shitty mobile games entertaining

  • @androiduser3895
    @androiduser3895 Месяц назад

    You might like pirate raid

  • @israelquintero5185
    @israelquintero5185 Месяц назад

    No, I committed war crimes.

  • @gamingwithemi10
    @gamingwithemi10 Месяц назад +1

    first 😂

  • @SilentShocky
    @SilentShocky Месяц назад

    First🎉🎉

  • @gamergod228
    @gamergod228 Месяц назад

    hi

  • @user-rt2kt3wf2v
    @user-rt2kt3wf2v Месяц назад

    Firsts comment!

  • @Williamgray32
    @Williamgray32 Месяц назад

    5 minutes gang

  • @rozeinaluxe9418
    @rozeinaluxe9418 Месяц назад

    gugu gaga i want milk

  • @xx_light_xx4280
    @xx_light_xx4280 Месяц назад

    Early

  • @knuggets139
    @knuggets139 Месяц назад

    🤓

  • @VERESF1
    @VERESF1 Месяц назад

    w

  • @lukassimasius5292
    @lukassimasius5292 Месяц назад +1

    738 views in 6 minutes?
    Bro didint fall of

  • @user-zi9pw3th8z
    @user-zi9pw3th8z Месяц назад

    11th

  • @SpiritOfTheGalaxy143
    @SpiritOfTheGalaxy143 Месяц назад

    I am called "this boat" (look at the title)

  • @ZukoTheDoodle
    @ZukoTheDoodle Месяц назад

    Day 24 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

  • @gentlimankabral1373
    @gentlimankabral1373 Месяц назад

    Day 10 of asking DF to play Magic Survival

  • @Mr_iWood
    @Mr_iWood Месяц назад +235

    please stop playing ad games

    • @DANIELSANCHEZ-eo2ri
      @DANIELSANCHEZ-eo2ri Месяц назад +79

      No please, best kind of games to see and forget

    • @strawsquash
      @strawsquash Месяц назад +6

      He’s probably sponsored by them

    • @michaelwolf3451
      @michaelwolf3451 Месяц назад +73

      I'm torn, because the stupid ad games are easy for him to narrate over and give me good background noise a while, but like, they're ad games...
      I do much overall prefer his narrated playthroughs of ganes that are more engaging to him though. Genuinely sounds like he enjoys them more

    • @LandrySerles-zf3wd
      @LandrySerles-zf3wd Месяц назад +4

      So true bro as games suck

    • @strawsquash
      @strawsquash Месяц назад +18

      @@michaelwolf3451 again, I’m like 99% sure he’s sponsored by these games, he’s basically an ad for them. All the titles are trying to make the game seem good, and he does that same. Good on him tho like get that bag fr

  • @Idiot-jh6vw
    @Idiot-jh6vw Месяц назад +1

    This boat commits is so relatable

  • @modernidiotism9865
    @modernidiotism9865 Месяц назад

    Fecking clickbait

  • @Daysbygone_masters
    @Daysbygone_masters Месяц назад +1

    Play minecraft dungeons more

  • @astrand2423
    @astrand2423 Месяц назад +1

    1 min with 57 views, man fell off 😢

  • @expratzo
    @expratzo Месяц назад +4

    1943B views in -000000000.1 seconds you fell off

    • @saraashley464
      @saraashley464 Месяц назад

      This is the second time I’ve seen a comment like this. I don’t understand what you mean

    • @nilpyc307
      @nilpyc307 Месяц назад

      you think changing it a bit makes it not bullying

    • @jaydencooke5506
      @jaydencooke5506 Месяц назад

      I just don't get any of them