I was hired to upgrade humanity and this happened
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2023
- It's time to get strong.
Today we're teaching mother nature a valuable lesson about not attacking me with dinosaurs and bugs. We're making the most powerful caveman in all of human history.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Primitive Brothers
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/ 
Игры
Fun fact: it was recently discovered that starfish are mostly just an ambulating head, unlike the previous belief of it being just a body. So the eyes being on one of the arms makes sense. Kinda.
You learn something new everyday, thanks for the trivia!
"And now were fighting a dinosaur"
As he kills a dimetrodon.
An animal that went extinct 60 million years before the first dinosaurs evolved
It says it’s a velociraptor in the top right….and then a pachycephalosaurus..another dinosaur…
Im not gonna say anithing
I'm just gonna throw out there that at 13:53, you can clearly see it says DIMETRODON in the corner. Soooo....
This game actually looks addicting in a mindless yet satisfying way
Dangit, DF. Upgrade your lower tier items to combine them up to a higher tier one! You know this from other games, too! No excuse!
Gotta keep in mind that DF has no peripheral vision and can only see in a 2 inch circle around his cursor at any given time
@@akiipy22222 That would explain a lot
New here? DF has no meta progression across videos, you have to imagine every video as his first experience with videogames. That is why we love him, no?
@@akiipy22222also the fact that he plays merging games like the ads for them
But ye if ya here to watch play based on good reasons, you're here for the wrong reasons
1:10 “look at how much our stick is now” AYO? 🤣🤣🤣
"It's a good day to be a naked man in the woods." Of course DF would say that.😂
The "London Bridge is falling down" at the beginning fits the theme of killing quite well
(if you've seen Record of Ragnarök)
I commend this mna for being able to stare at a screen so long ignoring all red dots
agree! I see a red dot and I have to click XD
The name of this game is Primitive Brothers :idle game
9:28 THERE'S OTTERS!!! Sad they die, but I'm glad DF called otters cute hehe
Like DF always says, "If you came to see good decisions, you're in the wrong place", love you man😂❤
I love your videos I hope you enjoy making them as much as I enjoy watching them
DF murdering trilobites and calling them bugs, lol. Salt on the stomp wounds
i remember playing this years ago tbh it's so wild to see this again and to see you playing it should be a joy
What is it called
god knows if i remember now sorry@@perkinsnoa3977
@@perkinsnoa3977primitive brothers
@@perkinsnoa3977Primitive Brothers: Idle Game
What is the name?
The “painted dog” as df called it okkoto the blind boar from princess Mononoke I think hence why all the boars before him were painted white. 😮
🎉 fancy seeing you guys here
The perfect way to make your day when you trying to sleep at 2:00 am
Boar. " I'm a warthog!"
Hi DF. This game looks fun.
Why does df always find these super weird games and make them look so fun?
I love to be trained by you, I know for sure you’ll find a way to exploit life to make me strong 😂
More of this one pls df
Bro your videos are peak content keep up the bangers we love gang
Game: Primitive Brothers
Do more of this game this game has a big story pls
Df is my daily addiction
6:53 DF becomes the ATF
BOAR XD
Thank you, Editor, you never fail to make me laugh! =D
Lol that "BOAR" edit had me dead
No way mans called a meerkat a monkey😂
Cant wait for more
Good video love his content
calling the Entelodont AKA _Hell Pig_ a "Angry dog" was funny, :P
DF does NOT consider bald people to be "real people" and i respect it (he will hit me with a stick if i disagree with him)
This game is called Primitive Brothers: Idle Game
I love how every level up spawns Citroen logos😂
Oh hey, its Gamer Mr. Rogers. The Bob Ross of playing bottom barrel games. "Its not a bug, it's a happy accident. Dont you tell anyone about that bug. Thats our secret bug. Tell anyone and I'll break your toes." You know, as I wrote that joke. I had the distinct feeling DF has already done it himself. Whatever, I'm not taking it back.
We don't see enough of the 4 year later videos
On behalve of mama otter: go play with sticks in your room!
Those tiny rat raccoon dogs are humans ancestors. It am not joking which in fact makes it funnier.
I shall henceforth affectionately refer to this games currency as the "Stonuts"
Ey, here within the first hour for caveman violence. Excellent.
T REX DRAGons have 4 claws
WHY WOULD A GAME USE "A" FOR THOUSAND AND NOT "K" LIKE NORMAL?!
Those are just coins...a lot of old coins had holes in the center, a lot of people would punch out holes in the center to steal small bits of certain currency, especially copper. So governments would start doing this purposefully to prevent it from happening...its the same reason Americas 25 cent piece has the outer ridges, people used to file them down to make an extra buck
14:33 Oh, God, this game. If you know, you know...
This game is called primitive brothers idle game
What's the game called
Fun fact, the "dinosaur with a sail" at 13:30ish is not a dinosaur! It's a Dimetrodon, an early synapsid relation of mammals. It's not a mammal itself, but it's closer to mammals than reptiles! It's like our great-uncle, if you go back a few hundred million years.
Idk who I like more. This guy or gsp (graystillplays) it's very close imo
hey df i searched you for 5 months and finally found you... you are my fav youtuber but forgot your name
Damn that thumbnail was the clickbait of the year. There's stuff in it that wasn't in the video at all!
We now know the truth, DF is why the dinosaurs went extinct.
Now we know why thr dinosaurs went extinct
Have you ever noticed when he plays a game the searches on play store blow up and if its on there downloads blow up
Damn he can ignore red dot.If I have red dot on my screen I can't help but touch😂😂😂
what game is this
9:06 df that’s a flail… your flailing a flail. Hence the name
This game looks like shovelware.
2:31 Wait - Is DF implying that bald people aren't real people?
I mean I'm not saying he's wrong, I'm just curious.
I Remember playing this game 😢😢😢😢😢
Same
I was go$
I mean I was god
Fun fact this game have GUN
THAT GAME IS SO GOOOOD PLAY MORE
"oversized baby" weird sentance
They use a instead of thousand because cavemen haven't invented numbers yet
When evaluating a stick, is it more impressive to be longer or thicker?
Longer up to a point then it becomes brittle
Too thick and it becomes a log
POV: I click on DF vid (: then I se a ad ):
Ok, i have to ask.
How do you find these weird games to play? I cant even imagine how many pages on googleplay you have to go through to even find this thing naturally.
What is this game called?
@@perkinsnoa3977 primitive brothers: idle game
3:33
Its crazy bc most people in chat still play today and i know them bc they still play and chat in chat if that made any sense †
More please
hey df did you ever beat idleon?
pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dino
9:27
i love cavemen violence its kinda like an idiot trying to kill stuff only this time its succesfull and doesnt die
unlike my friend
How does df play this on pc?
where is bro finding these black market tier games??💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Saitama doesn't mess around
Its called primitive brothers
I know everything about this game😏
I tried this game before it really grindy
What is it called
What game is this ?
I’m getting graystillplays vibes and I want to play it
What game is this call
Before 1 hour gang
what game is this?
👍
What is this game called someone please tell me
you should play soul knights on mobile (im not a sponsor but its a dope game and think it would be fun to watch)
Whats the game?
So this is what happens when you eat ze bugs?
Me: stage 185
What the game name I forget about it
What is the game called
People who forgot what this game is called
👇
Whats the Name of the Game?
What game is this
What is this game called 🤔
Premetive brothers
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>1hr gang