Upgrading From Caveman To Space Soldier in 20 Minutes
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2023
- I upgraded cavemen to futuristic space soldiers to conquer the world.
Next our empire will explore the universe, conquering every planet in the galaxy.
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Game: Age of War 1 & 2
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/ 
Игры
What an amazing classic game, I genuinely thought you covered this a long time ago but I’m happy you’re playing it now
Just remembering the background music makes me nostalgic
He replays these games sometimes i think he played the 2nd a few months back
he did
@@Alxyzz Waterflame - Glorious Morning :D
@@oliversummerfield7631 too bad he hasn't replayed Satisfactory
This is my favorite game of all time. I've spent countless hours playing age of war 1 and 2. And the music is great, and also really nostalgic.
Hey there. The music is: glorious morning and glorious morning 2 by waterflame. Hope you enjoy the nostalgia :)
@@pipecleanermaster i already knew that, but thanks anyways
What do you typically use to play it? Like, what sites?
@@popesera7210 there are a few large ones my personal fav was KIZI don’t know if there still up
@@calebspeight2105 bro I remember kizi
The nostalgia of this is immeasurable.
Trade-In Deal👇
For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.
-Romans 3:23
How we can find eternal life? Where do we look? And who has it?
We find the answer in the Gospel of Luke, in a conversation that Jesus had with a man whom Luke simply identified as “a religious leader” (18:18)
And the answer Jesus gave to this man’s question is relevant to each of us today.
He approached Jesus and said, “Good Teacher, what should I do to inherit eternal life?” (verse 18)
Jesus replied, “Why do you call me good? . . . Only God is truly good. But to answer your question, you know the commandments: ‘You must not commit adultery. You must not murder. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely. Honor your father and mother’ ”
(verses 19-20)
Jesus took him back to the law. That’s because God did not give us the commandments to make us righteous. Rather, He gave us the commandments to function like a moral mirror in our lives and show us what we’re really like. When we look at God’s law, we realize that we fall short.
Amazingly, this man said that he had obeyed all those commandments since he was young.
So, Jesus told him, “There is still one thing you haven’t done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me” (verse 2)
This leader had so much going for him. He was moral, religious, and powerful. He was sincere and could have easily qualified for membership in most of our churches today. Yet something was still lacking in his life.
He may have been the only person who ever came to Jesus and then left in worse condition than before. It wasn’t because of what Jesus said. It was because of his own reaction. He didn’t like what Jesus said to him, so he walked away, filled with sorrow.
Even though he came to Jesus with the right question and received the right answer, he made the wrong decision. Why? Because he was not honest with God or himself.
As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, “There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it.”
So many people believe that one of these days if they win the lottery, if they strike it big, then they will be happy. And if they do actually realize their dreams, they often discover that it didn’t bring them happiness.
The same Jesus who offered eternal life to that religious leader so long ago is also offering it to us. First, we must realize that we’ve sinned. We all have broken God’s commandments time and time again.
Second, we must recognize that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on the cross for us. He shed His blood for every sin we have ever committed.
And third, we must be willing to repent of our sins.
That is what we need to do to inherit eternal life. That is God’s trade-in deal.
i used to play the first one as a kid he was not on hard mode tho
Watching him use the ultimate so often he fell behind an entire era was rough
AND HE SAID "when can I evolve again? It's taking so long" BRO UR PLAYING URSELF BWAHAHAHAHAH
It hurts
fACTS
also he was behind an entire two and the last one has the super power awesome instakill robot. obviously it isn't that good but it felt that good when i was young.
What?
@@Ahrone1586 I need to question your reason for asking "What?".
I loved when the Cavemen said "Im too old for this" and proceeded to the next age of war
I played it when i was a jid
@@amit-zj9qlJust Intellectually Disabled
Trade-In Deal👇
For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.
-Romans 3:23
How we can find eternal life? Where do we look? And who has it?
We find the answer in the Gospel of Luke, in a conversation that Jesus had with a man whom Luke simply identified as “a religious leader” (18:18)
And the answer Jesus gave to this man’s question is relevant to each of us today.
He approached Jesus and said, “Good Teacher, what should I do to inherit eternal life?” (verse 18)
Jesus replied, “Why do you call me good? . . . Only God is truly good. But to answer your question, you know the commandments: ‘You must not commit adultery. You must not murder. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely. Honor your father and mother’ ”
(verses 19-20)
Jesus took him back to the law. That’s because God did not give us the commandments to make us righteous. Rather, He gave us the commandments to function like a moral mirror in our lives and show us what we’re really like. When we look at God’s law, we realize that we fall short.
Amazingly, this man said that he had obeyed all those commandments since he was young.
So, Jesus told him, “There is still one thing you haven’t done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me” (verse 2)
This leader had so much going for him. He was moral, religious, and powerful. He was sincere and could have easily qualified for membership in most of our churches today. Yet something was still lacking in his life.
He may have been the only person who ever came to Jesus and then left in worse condition than before. It wasn’t because of what Jesus said. It was because of his own reaction. He didn’t like what Jesus said to him, so he walked away, filled with sorrow.
Even though he came to Jesus with the right question and received the right answer, he made the wrong decision. Why? Because he was not honest with God or himself.
As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, “There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it.”
So many people believe that one of these days if they win the lottery, if they strike it big, then they will be happy. And if they do actually realize their dreams, they often discover that it didn’t bring them happiness.
The same Jesus who offered eternal life to that religious leader so long ago is also offering it to us. First, we must realize that we’ve sinned. We all have broken God’s commandments time and time again.
Second, we must recognize that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on the cross for us. He shed His blood for every sin we have ever committed.
And third, we must be willing to repent of our sins.
That is what we need to do to inherit eternal life. That is God’s trade-in deal.
The impossible difficulty strategy is absolutely insane, you just stay in the caveman age until 200K xp, with 4 egg launchers, its great.
ight ima try it and tell if its great Edit: how do i win? Edit what do i do after i get 200k xp? Edit: dont even try it, this strat is horrible
I knew eggies where good, but what?
Trade-In Deal👇
For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.
-Romans 3:23
How we can find eternal life? Where do we look? And who has it?
We find the answer in the Gospel of Luke, in a conversation that Jesus had with a man whom Luke simply identified as “a religious leader” (18:18)
And the answer Jesus gave to this man’s question is relevant to each of us today.
He approached Jesus and said, “Good Teacher, what should I do to inherit eternal life?” (verse 18)
Jesus replied, “Why do you call me good? . . . Only God is truly good. But to answer your question, you know the commandments: ‘You must not commit adultery. You must not murder. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely. Honor your father and mother’ ”
(verses 19-20)
Jesus took him back to the law. That’s because God did not give us the commandments to make us righteous. Rather, He gave us the commandments to function like a moral mirror in our lives and show us what we’re really like. When we look at God’s law, we realize that we fall short.
Amazingly, this man said that he had obeyed all those commandments since he was young.
So, Jesus told him, “There is still one thing you haven’t done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me” (verse 2)
This leader had so much going for him. He was moral, religious, and powerful. He was sincere and could have easily qualified for membership in most of our churches today. Yet something was still lacking in his life.
He may have been the only person who ever came to Jesus and then left in worse condition than before. It wasn’t because of what Jesus said. It was because of his own reaction. He didn’t like what Jesus said to him, so he walked away, filled with sorrow.
Even though he came to Jesus with the right question and received the right answer, he made the wrong decision. Why? Because he was not honest with God or himself.
As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, “There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it.”
So many people believe that one of these days if they win the lottery, if they strike it big, then they will be happy. And if they do actually realize their dreams, they often discover that it didn’t bring them happiness.
The same Jesus who offered eternal life to that religious leader so long ago is also offering it to us. First, we must realize that we’ve sinned. We all have broken God’s commandments time and time again.
Second, we must recognize that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on the cross for us. He shed His blood for every sin we have ever committed.
And third, we must be willing to repent of our sins.
That is what we need to do to inherit eternal life. That is God’s trade-in deal.
I remember staying in the 1st age for a while until I had a bunch of egg turrets. They hit less hard but had such a high fire rate and thus consistently kept enemies off.
This is my childhood gameplay. DF just flush me with nostalgia. I was struggling in impossible difficulty, but there is a way.
Man this was one of my favorite games when I was younger. I basically used the same strategy. Ion cannon FTW!
What’s it called
@@miles_ellner3096 Game? Age of War
I used to love these games. I remember playing Age Of War 1 and doing the most disrespectful thing possible. I didn't evolve to the next age for as long as I could stall.
Turns out, Cavemen can actually hold their own against advanced alien tech. 4 egg turrets, spamming dino riders (so cheap once the opponent evolves a couple of times), and they can't even get close enough to hurt you. Save up, then upgrade all the way to alien in one go, get four ion turrets (the blue ones) and win. Sometimes for fun, save up until I can summon a bunch of the strongest units as well and just crush them. Cavemen hold up aliens, then suddenly have advanced ion cannons and everything.
Can't do that with Age Of War 2 though. The power scaling is a lot better there.
Also reminds me of another, similar game a friend showed me once. Trying to remember it. But the whole point was gathering up an army and fighting various parts of Japan to rule over the entire country. It had an insane ending to it as well. Can't quite remember the name though.
i think i know that other game...
"the great war of Prefectures".
that one certainly has a crazy ending, you have to fight Aliens on small Islands at the end!
still doesn’t make sense a caveman with a dinosaur can’t beat a military dude with just a knife
DF's vids could be 1 hour long and I'd probably still watch them entirely.
Glorious morning brings back so many memories of this game.
Used to play this as a kid with my nephew.
My man simply just hit me with massive nostalgia
Trade-In Deal👇
For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.
-Romans 3:23
How we can find eternal life? Where do we look? And who has it?
We find the answer in the Gospel of Luke, in a conversation that Jesus had with a man whom Luke simply identified as “a religious leader” (18:18)
And the answer Jesus gave to this man’s question is relevant to each of us today.
He approached Jesus and said, “Good Teacher, what should I do to inherit eternal life?” (verse 18)
Jesus replied, “Why do you call me good? . . . Only God is truly good. But to answer your question, you know the commandments: ‘You must not commit adultery. You must not murder. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely. Honor your father and mother’ ”
(verses 19-20)
Jesus took him back to the law. That’s because God did not give us the commandments to make us righteous. Rather, He gave us the commandments to function like a moral mirror in our lives and show us what we’re really like. When we look at God’s law, we realize that we fall short.
Amazingly, this man said that he had obeyed all those commandments since he was young.
So, Jesus told him, “There is still one thing you haven’t done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me” (verse 2)
This leader had so much going for him. He was moral, religious, and powerful. He was sincere and could have easily qualified for membership in most of our churches today. Yet something was still lacking in his life.
He may have been the only person who ever came to Jesus and then left in worse condition than before. It wasn’t because of what Jesus said. It was because of his own reaction. He didn’t like what Jesus said to him, so he walked away, filled with sorrow.
Even though he came to Jesus with the right question and received the right answer, he made the wrong decision. Why? Because he was not honest with God or himself.
As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, “There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it.”
So many people believe that one of these days if they win the lottery, if they strike it big, then they will be happy. And if they do actually realize their dreams, they often discover that it didn’t bring them happiness.
The same Jesus who offered eternal life to that religious leader so long ago is also offering it to us. First, we must realize that we’ve sinned. We all have broken God’s commandments time and time again.
Second, we must recognize that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on the cross for us. He shed His blood for every sin we have ever committed.
And third, we must be willing to repent of our sins.
That is what we need to do to inherit eternal life. That is God’s trade-in deal.
You can literally beat the game on the hardest difficulty by spamming archers, I love this game
Teaching us history very nostalgically and accurately, thank you DF.
18:35
« They don’t penetrate, but they don’t have to. Because they fire so quickly. »
I’m a f***ing child!😆
This uploaded just in time for me to fall asleep to, what beautiful timing
Yo bro facts I has the same idea
You have just posted everyone’s favorite childhood classic man. well played
I love this game so much and I’m so happy that you’re playing it. I’m not sure if the in game music is copyrighted but I wish you would have played it during the video. Great content and keep it up.
“You will always be remembered but not really” 😂😂😂 5:58
Armor games and Age of War. Brings back memories. Also, Epic War anyone?
epic war me
Melee dmg upgrade goes up like crazy, it's also pretty cheap to maxs out. So you have some 2x stronger units at the start of the game
When we were young, we all played this game.
bro this is actually wild for the last three days every time I play a lil browser game to pass the time the next day DF plays it. I used to loveeee this game man.
DF, no matter how long you sit there, not sending anything at all, the AI will always send units at you. They have unlimited money in both games
YES! I love this game! I used to do all kinds of challenge runs
Please play more of this df!!!
I loved the video, love this game but it wouldnt be a DF video without him completely not noticing key things, he kept using his ultimate in the second one and using up a lot of exp and he had no clue 😂😂 much love DF❤
Ahhh Age of War what an og game I played this so many times. Keep you're content up I'd love to watch more❤
Age of war gang where are you at? Music takes me back to school days, with old friends.
i love playing this game as a kid, such a fun yet simple game concept.
7:00 "and it also gonna hit that guy" completely misses that guy
I struggled against this game as a child, and then i watch this man play it like a tower defense...
such a classic and the music is always a bop too
Glorious Morning. =) Love the song for this game.
I never had the patience as a kid to get too far in this, good times
Making a unit give more to the enemy than they cost to summon is just recipe for defensive stall playstyles
Playing this during school got me through so many classes
Absolutely one of the BEST games of all time 10/10
Yoooooo! This is such a throwback!!
It blows my mind that this was pretty much peak gaming when i was in 3rd grade.
Me and my friends played this shit so much every single day during computer class.
Just save enough for an egg turret by using abilities and slingshot guys. You can survive for a while with an egg turret and any units being sent out
I feel like I definitely played a VERY similar game about 20 years ago. Kitten Cannon next?
I’m disappointed you don’t have the original music playing for this game, it’s such a classic song, just nostalgic vibes
Duelist is the bane of all impossible mode runs
This was the game that I spent hours on during fourth grade just playing over and over
I used to play this 8 years ago so nostalgic
Please do more of this DF
Omg i played so much of this game like 10+ years ago, such a classic.
i played this back in school when they didnt check our library computer activity :D
together with swords & sandals, the one where u upgrade guns and hold a wall (i still feel the pain of mouse spamming the units to shoot em)
i remember playing this for hours the music is still trapped in my head and i hear it as you are playing
Omg! This is one of my favourite flash games along with Storm The House and Crush The Castle.
Used to play the hell out of this 😅
Same
This bring back memories
Glorious morning was a great song for the background
Whats the name I forgot
Trade-In Deal👇
For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.
-Romans 3:23
How we can find eternal life? Where do we look? And who has it?
We find the answer in the Gospel of Luke, in a conversation that Jesus had with a man whom Luke simply identified as “a religious leader” (18:18)
And the answer Jesus gave to this man’s question is relevant to each of us today.
He approached Jesus and said, “Good Teacher, what should I do to inherit eternal life?” (verse 18)
Jesus replied, “Why do you call me good? . . . Only God is truly good. But to answer your question, you know the commandments: ‘You must not commit adultery. You must not murder. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely. Honor your father and mother’ ”
(verses 19-20)
Jesus took him back to the law. That’s because God did not give us the commandments to make us righteous. Rather, He gave us the commandments to function like a moral mirror in our lives and show us what we’re really like. When we look at God’s law, we realize that we fall short.
Amazingly, this man said that he had obeyed all those commandments since he was young.
So, Jesus told him, “There is still one thing you haven’t done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me” (verse 2)
This leader had so much going for him. He was moral, religious, and powerful. He was sincere and could have easily qualified for membership in most of our churches today. Yet something was still lacking in his life.
He may have been the only person who ever came to Jesus and then left in worse condition than before. It wasn’t because of what Jesus said. It was because of his own reaction. He didn’t like what Jesus said to him, so he walked away, filled with sorrow.
Even though he came to Jesus with the right question and received the right answer, he made the wrong decision. Why? Because he was not honest with God or himself.
As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, “There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it.”
So many people believe that one of these days if they win the lottery, if they strike it big, then they will be happy. And if they do actually realize their dreams, they often discover that it didn’t bring them happiness.
The same Jesus who offered eternal life to that religious leader so long ago is also offering it to us. First, we must realize that we’ve sinned. We all have broken God’s commandments time and time again.
Second, we must recognize that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on the cross for us. He shed His blood for every sin we have ever committed.
And third, we must be willing to repent of our sins.
That is what we need to do to inherit eternal life. That is God’s trade-in deal.
Dude this unlocked crazy memories
Duuuuude it’s been years! Thank you for reminding me of this game
This, Dino run, and Raze used to be my entire life😂.
I won my first round of poker with my friends last night. It felt great, but I wanted to take it to the next level so I started playing Russian Roulette
I really want to see you play the Nevermore trilogy games, first two can probably be done in a half hour to an hour together, the last one would be one hour minimum though
The struggle of being a cave man in the space age
This is nostalgia central right here
The real og’s know just how hard the soundtrack went
The best offense is a good defense 🤣
You ended the battle with a definite roflstomp, man
Btw the crossbow men in the second age are broken, you can actually win early with them alone
The background music of this game is amazing, it gives me so much nostalgia
I saw the caveman and knew the game instantly. Just wanted the song
I love both age of war games. Also the ion turret qas always OP
this game is literaly my pre high school days in the computer room playing this game when the teacher was not looking
this game is genuine nostalgia for me i always played it on unblocked google sites on school computers in 6th grade
The music of this game is literally the best music in the entire universe.
Oh my god. Now this is a game I haven't seen in YEARS.
Another incredible classic game like this one was Army Of Ages, me and my brother loved it and played in turns, sad that it is (Hopefully temporarily) dead because of Flash Player's death
Good ole addicting games, kongregate, armor games, ect loved age of war
Oh man. I missed playing this after school on my old old laptop in like 2013. Good old days. I also played the "hacked" version on a hacked arcade games website. Take me backkk
14:51 Bird shooting fireball🤣
Does anyone else find it crazy that he completed one game and went to another one and completed that game?💀
Omg I love this game
There is a glitch when u use your special pause the game (space-bar) it act like a multiple cast of the skill , if u use the healing ability then quite/loses/ pause (can't remember honestly) u will keep it for the rest of the game as long as u don't use it again
There is this one famous saying “the best offense is a good defense.” In this case, it’s true.
was just thinking about this game i loved the music in the game
It physically hurts that he didn’t use fast forward for that long…
so nostalgia i used to play this when i was a kid back in 2006
“Your sacrifice will be remembered, but not really” 😂
What a throwback 😀 i played this in 2008
This bring back good memories
Take a shot every time he says they're desperate now
HE FINALLY PLAYED IT YESSS
The nostalgia Oh the nostalgia
well done, good job
I remember playing this thing of beauty in the ol public library and during school in math class on "coolmathgames". Good times.
I played countless hours in elementary school playing this game what a time to be alive
Classic game played it since i was young now i am an adult and enjoying the video.
Ah that puts me back a couple years. Man.
Such a classic
nostalgia hits harder than the super soilder
you have to cover swords and sandals dude haha
Oh god the nostalgia is kicking in
classic human evoultion. From the Caveman Era to Times New Caveman Era.
Even if it has the music that DangerouslyFunny
put, I can still hear the original song in my head.
This is the first flash game i ever saw or played. My brother was playing it and i kept walking by and seeing him on a different game and was amazed it was the same game
LET'S GOOO, THIS GAME IS AMAZING
11:52 There are no critical hits in Age of War 2, there's effective damage however. Different units have different strengths and weaknesses, it goes as follows:
Infantry: Strong against support, weak against armor
Support: Strong against anti-armor, weak against infantry
Anti-Armor: Strong against armor, weak against support
Armor: Strong against infantry, weak against anti-armor
God's wrath is its own separate category and therefore has no strengths or weaknesses.
Also using god spells in Age of War 2 is not a good idea unless you're in a pinch or unless you're in the last age