Earning $1,568,658,989,523 by ignoring animal rights
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- Опубликовано: 17 фев 2024
- These moose had it too good too long.
They're making me money now and that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Moose Miners - store.steampowered.com/app/25...
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Игры
Anyone else get triggered by the one railway that wasn't matching up
Honestly he had to be doing it on purpose
Yes
Yes
I'm pretty sure that was the games way of letting you know which rail is the center one. Every time he purchased more you could see that they all bought at once and the next click the middle rail would catch up by one. It's an odd choice and makes for a less satisfying experience but I think this is one of the rare moments where it actually ISN'T DFs fault. 😆
@@ApocolypseChild nope, rails is the one system where if you select them all and upgrade, it doesn't upgrade until even, it just upgrades across the board
Thanks for checking out my game! It is really cool seeing it on your channel. I have been watching a lot of your videos over the last year since you show off idle and incremental games in a very nice way. It has been really good for getting inspiration for Moose Miners.
You made a really cool game!
when does the player ever want to only upgrade some of their stuff instead of all of them
@@soccpuppet4638 What if... Someone wants to make.. Mega moose.. Just 1 super upgraded mega moose. :D
@@soccpuppet4638 Yeah as @Triscraft said some might enjoy making a super moose. There is also the possibility to have different upgrades on different groups of moose by using the control groups. So you might have your elite squad that is focused on mining deep to certain more valuable gems, while the rest of the moose are mining the easier gems on the sides and don't need as much upgrades.
nice game friend keep the great work
"I don't think we have enough miners"
"I don't think we have enough minors"
Your profile pic suits this comment so much.
If you look closely each moose will pick a row to work down, so more moose means wider cuts
ohhh
They just go toward whichever rock is closest to the conveyor
@@jordanrayton7629 They go towards the closest FREE ROW and they have to work from the first material before the last material so if there isn't a free row that is close, they go back to a bad resource
You can also set up a control group and a flag and then define exactly where you want them to mine
As a Canadian I can confirm this is what we use moose for
As a Canadian I can back this one up
as an Australian i cant confirm
As an Englanian i strongly disapprove this fact
I'm falling asleep from time to time, until i hear "I'm gonna buy more miners" and i wake up
“Let’s spend $50 000 on miners”
-DF
DF not realising there's a upgrade Max for the mine carts and rails and instead individually clicking them 🤣
he realizes that.. these games almost always have a max upgrade option. he just likes to click
@@Riftweaver1981clicking addiction
I could listen to this Canadian talking passionately about mooses for hours. Thanks DF.
Moose + huge circulsr blades = happy three friend (usually)
As a Canadian I can confirm this is is what we use moose fir
@@fraserwiebe7177 i forgor DF is Canadian,no wonder why he's like this....or he already sold his emotion to idk what it is.
is this a htf reference?
Spicy childhood memory
My favorite part of this game was the button that bring all miners up to equal. Not enough games do that
As a Canadian, I can confirm that this is what the typical Canadian production line looks like.
I just beat the demo. The whole thing. It took me 6 hours thank you
Watching those hardworking moose maximize profits in a gem-mining frenzy is oddly satisfying!
This is MINING away at my sanity lol
"the more we're mining, the more we're penetrating upwards!"
Dangerously gunny is the person that can make a thumbnail like this and still make an entertaining video
To see where this man has come from is horrifying , stardue valley to animal abuse💀💀
Come from? Df was BORN in animal abuse…
@@mastereduimusic watch his first video then you’ll see what I’m talking about
DF is an awesome yt he deserves 90m subs!
Moose? DF's Canadian is showing
Dangerouslyfunny: every inch counts
Most true thing anyone ever said 😂
That's what she said 🤵🏻
1:23 YT captions: "We'll buy another minor and pop that down..."
I need more of this game!
He just completed the demo
"We need more miners" PHRASING!
Wow. Absolutely stunning video, DF! Keep up the great work
After watching this, i played it myself and mined every ore in the demo
I saw the title and I was like “how can this possibly go wrong”
I think I will have Tacos for Dinner Tonight.
That sounds nice. :)
@@ExoticButters8783 I don't know why I commented this. Thank you for responding, I suppose
He could have gotten further 100x times faster if he bought more miners
This title, with me getting an ad for cat litter before video is a funny combo
Pls do longer vids and more of this game
Anyone else lose their mind watching the one shorter rail stay shorter?
DF is such an amazing content creator, he never fails to entertain me
Can we get like six more episodes of this
I can’t stop focusing on the one rail being a different length. Literally driving me insane lmfao
no way it's the game from the mobile ads
Can you just upgrade that one railway in the middle? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I was just watching the RCE's video about this game
so when we getting factory farmed moose milk? or will we still not completely ignore how much suffering the moose's have to go through in order for us to buy one bag of moose milk lol?
The reason the miners were moving backwards is because only one moose can mine a whole column at a time. More miners will make them spread out.
Quirky balance to this one. Played through the demo. The speed stats are practically useless- everything's too slow anyway- so rails are by far the most important thing for making money by reducing walk distance. All the gems convert damage->$ at effectively the same rate, so basically only rail length and damage matter. On top of that, the saw speed stat scales multiplicatively unlike the damage stat, to the point that the damage stat isn't worth buying past the middle of the game.
In the end, a sweet spot of roughly 80 moose and maybe 40 grinders doing the mining was right for me. As a tip- your rails/carts are more densely packed than necessary. Build maybe a third or fourth as many rails as grinders, skipping two or three lanes in between. They'll still easily keep up, but will be MUCH less expensive to build, and have the benefit of not taking so long to fill before you get your money. (Still, use the minecart quantity upgrade quite a lot- it more or less directly improves throughput, and even somewhat reduces the journey time since they can get so long. If your carts are running behind, don't build more rails- build more minecarts on them.)
This game is def cool but I think it will run into the problem of no real replayability unless more is added to it, there’s not really a point or goal to the game as you just kind of afk mine until you get bored. I do think it would be fun to see how long it takes to mine the entire map with no upgrades. But fun as in a going to bed while the game plays sort of way
i like to say "meese" when theres alot of moose
One of my fav RUclipsr i fogot i loved this channel😊
Dangerously Funny and Mildly Infuriating with that rail.
13:31 DF's real voice slipped for a second.
I didn't know his name was Dan
There can only be one moose on a column at a time hence some move back to a free column 🤦♂️
Oh, they go back to mine the beginning because they can only mine from below.
Me looking at his profile thinking it’s dangerously fuming forgetting there is his name next to it
Devilishly Furious
Please play more of this
Hi DF. Exploiting animals to make money. SWEET!!! For DF that is.
I think the mooses need to have a gem broken underneath that gem to mine it so that’s why there going back to the pinks
Onward and upward! 🗣🌼
Gotta love a classic DF video title.
This game's pretty silly, I like it
You should play deep rock survivors
Where did You download the game from???
MORE! MOOOOORRRREEEEE!
the moose only dug forward others went to another row to dig forward
DF, I am in no way affiliated with any type of department related to the government.
Since we've made that clear, I am going to ask you, did the "pile of minerals" consent to you "drilling a giant chasm" in them? I'm not asking for any particular reason, just wandering...
Finally playing this game
you should play roboquest its a pretty fun game that is a rougelike game that i think you will enjoy
What game is this
Yep😂
you must tell me how you found games like these
This is how Canada minse gems we just don't want anyone else to know
df, you shouldn't drag them back, each moose only goes back if all the lanes are full. Thus if they are dragged they will never work
what kind of fever dream is this game!
Cleared all the gems in the Demo
ANIMALS👏🙌DONT👏🙌HAVE👏🙌RIGHTS👏🙌
Sup
Crazy . . .
Crazy? I was crazy once...
@@Frau_Brotchen They locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats!
17:59 average discord mod problems
Average Canadian Game:
ADHD alert: The middle rails are constantly lacking behind 😢😢😢
Mooses! Meeses! Millions of moosen!
"wonder how many I can get until the game gives up" - let's not blame the game for something that might be more on your CPU
This looks like a fun game, but the dumbest part about it, and why I won't play it, is bexauae the stupid individual upgrades for everything. It's dumb, just put upgrades that effect all, all the time, even if it's new or just placed. Not uogrades individually per thing
We’re gonna grab another minor 😭 DONT take that outta context ☠️
Plz make a video on outbound once it comes out plz
Not fixing the one rail that's shorter than the rest is frustrating. It's just a little effort, FIX IT DANGIT! q_q
"I have 33 minors in total now!"
Or is that a short for dangerously funny
i had a double take because i thought this game was out now.
i wonder, if you bought no upgrades at all, and just left it running until everything was mined... how much money would you have?
Bros voice is hell
You find the dumbest games ever. . .and I love it
The plural of moose is moose 😁
purely perfect. 😗
Now you have to go wide
Did you know that there is a Mario cd😈
You get paid for it? Dang.
He finally figured out you can add carts at 11:42, your not even paying attention to your ants dude smh, I was like look at them waiting for there unintellectual boss to add carts so they can drop the stuff, instead of waiting.
Having the worse stomach pain, currently dying while watching...
actually same lmfao
N8 is king
Money!
If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽
What tik tok bro the video just came out💀
Does df have a TikTok? I’m so confused
what?
and also 🤚
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🖐 I'm proud to say I don't use tick tok
The one rail was annoying me so bad, if you know... You know.
Gigity gigity gaga
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ok now do the full game