this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!
Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X
Yes, great ones don't need to go there. - Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out. - Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage. - Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.
@@deanmoore4337 You mean he didn't just walk onto a stage and come up with these jokes on the spot, but instead meticulously crafted them in advance over a period of months if not years? Balderdash!
I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say? I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me. They let me go with warning!
He really is rather good. You can actually believe that his jokes were written by him too, and surely its pretty unusual to come up with so many original one-liners. How does he do it... shouldve joined the Pythons with that quality of utter sillyness :p
When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.
When he mentions recording the interview he's talking about audio recording (not video), so on the recording clapping your hands and saying ouch will sound like you're being hit by the police
im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,
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That. Opening.
This man finished the comedic quest for the greatest opening of all time.
wrong.... see - George Carlin 'Modern Man'. Without doubt the best start to a stand-up routine, of all time.
Craig Dow Indeed. Carlin is an absolute god. Jerry Seinfeld amongst others owes his career to the man. 'More shit from the bogus captain...' !
NURSE !!!! HE'S ESCAPED AGAIN !!
I saw Lee Evans do this exact thing a few years ago.
ruclips.net/video/-ZYCAlZD9cU/видео.html
One of the best all round comedians I've heard.
Love Milton Jones, good old fashioned humour, not watched him for years, this cheered me up.
Milton the genius comedian ! Like a good wine he just gets better and better ! Wonderfully incisive but never offensive . He never disappoints .
Typical ex British teacher scrapping the bottom of the barrel of comedy 😮 as funny as a stage four cancer diagnosis
Him & Tim Vine are amazing.
That beginning sums up Milton perfectly.
Random, yet hilarious.
That was the opposite of random.
this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!
Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X
He’s great but profanity can be funny and appropriate in the right context
@thegraciefighter102 Is the wrong answer.
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Yes, great ones don't need to go there.
- Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out.
- Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.
.......
I would describe this as God level Dad jokes.
To some he is an acquired taste, to others he can be annoying. To me he is just the best.
I just adore him. His deranged take on the English language has me in paroxyms.
he is truly amazing, he speaks alot less than most comedians, but keeps the audience with him the whole way through
Great audicence. Made him very welcome
Had the pleasure of meeting this man a few years ago in Dublin. He’s very quiet would you believe
Lots of comedians are - lots of people use humour as a defence mechanism ❤
I saw him here in London once. He was wearing a smart grey suit.he looked normal.
Have seen Milton 3 times brilliant, about time he released a new DVD
What is a DVD :-)
@@albertusmagnus5829 A DVD is a silver round disc which contains a video
"..My other grandfather"
Had them crying
National treasure.
It's nice to have alternative comedy, we all have our favourites, difficult to make people laugh
Fantastic comedian, good old fashioned comedy, love it ,
i think he's great
no profanity, no filth, no controversy....just good old fashioned humour
You nailed it !!
***** he is a christian
arrgh garry I think thats why i like him so much!!
+fruitcake4t sum up: boring!
spot on fruitcake
That "massive head injuries" bit had me rolling.
Funny.... thanks for sharing!!
That entry.
This is amazing.
The man is a genius. So quick witted
Quick ????
@@deanmoore4337 You mean he didn't just walk onto a stage and come up with these jokes on the spot, but instead meticulously crafted them in advance over a period of months if not years? Balderdash!
Fantastic 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
He's a very cleaver man ,and a very funny man too ,I just love the one liners
yes he's hilarious but be careful of his cleaver
You are more likely to be injured if you've got a massive head. Spoken like a true comedian - who works with Dara O'Briain
Pure genius 👍
The deadpan look is funny as fook too. That’s a very confused looking man. Good God he’s good.
Brilliant, as always
I love this guy.
Brilliant!
BRILLIANT!
Amazing funny Man
Thanks for the laughs here in the Philippines.
Are you in the Philippines? Wow that’s amazing!
Class!!
Milton Jones in Dublin Over With Laughter.
Milton never fails to make me laugh!
great comedian :) loved it
gorgeous
This guy is hilarious!!!
Didn't expect to see you here. Rock on 🤘🤘
Super super super excellent ! Gréât humour !!!!!!
But what about his other grandfather?
Or the other?
Dan The Dangerous Pig or the other?
Ayy!
@MichaelKingsfordGray deep
Hello *crowd laughs* that's when you know this guy is good
Not necessarily good. 'Hello' is the next word in the song that was played. That was the joke, not him just randomly saying 'hello'.
I nearly died at the hepatitis lines!
You liked the lines about hepatitis, eh?
Red
You should have got vaccinated, then.
I almost died of an overdose of puns!
Genius!
*_Dave's One Night Stand_* (S2, Ep4; May 5, 2011)
Olympic Theater Dublin
Pt.3: Milton Jones
Genius advice that last one haha.
The daughter joke is so funny 😂
Brilliant.
Lionel Richie: “I sometimes see your pants outside my door”. 🧐
I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say?
I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me.
They let me go with warning!
No. It is "Danny Bhoy Funny Opening" on youtube :)
funny funny funny man
loooool at the Melony joke xD
He really is rather good. You can actually believe that his jokes were written by him too, and surely its pretty unusual to come up with so many original one-liners. How does he do it... shouldve joined the Pythons with that quality of utter sillyness :p
He's too young.
WHAT FOR DOCTOR ?
Ask Tim vine about one liners
and hooooooow does he do it - seinfeld also stfu
Reminds me of Stephen Ireland who has lots of grand mothers!
Love how he breaks character at around 4:50
so good as somebody said no swearing just funny.
When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.
This guy....should write the penguin jokes.
True
Cheerios joke is superb
Just discovered this guy he's brilliant should be filling out arenas like Gervais Carr and may 😅
He's like a deadpan Tim Vine.
Except when he's not, obviously.
Douche Bag hi douche bag
robert shelton Hello
@@hazahaxa Can't believe he didn't come back with, "is it me you're looking for?"
Ahahah I love him
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
i can see it in your eyes
yes
so is every recording
epic reply! hahaha
I thought the intro was an Adele joke, but then I noticed the year.
It's where she got the idea from...
ugly chilean doorman
Lionel Richie?
Really?
Elvis Presley? Beatles? Linda Ronstat?
Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber are not the only musical acts.
he should have done his "English theme pub" joke there
Jeez that takes balls to stand up in front of all those people and make them laugh.
Donald Trump does that all the time.
"My other grandfather was a genetic engineer who specialized in cloning. How else do you think I'd have so many grandfathers?"
There’s room for all kinds of comedy, the obscene and the ‘innocent’.
A genius
Have you seen Danny Bhoy open a show with "bagpipes"?
so good no swearing just wit.
ive heard half of his jokes on mock the week
+michael jagger ...and they are still funny!
Proof that you can be funny without swearing.
You can be funny in any away if you are funny....
Very funny guy.
I once saw a T-shirt with a Where's Wally picture on the front but Wally's face was Lionel Ritchie
Alright Den!
My other grandfather...
"my other grandfather"
Was that chris slade from ac/dc in the audience
Michael Douglas' long lost brother lol.
hi
can someone explain the last joke about the police interrogation? thank you!
When he mentions recording the interview he's talking about audio recording (not video), so on the recording clapping your hands and saying ouch will sound like you're being hit by the police
thanks! got it now
Where did he get a Quagmire shirt?
Its called material, every comedian dose it,,
Is it me You're Looking for?
Ahahahahaha legend
Love him as a comedian he just doesn't really have a wide base of jokes. He repeats a lot from show to show.
I feel like that is more common with one-liner comedians as opposed to other comedians who just make up stories about things they've experienced
here is a one liner for you fuck off
Very Stephen Wright
the big black & white photo on the background, the guy that looked very serious. Who is that?
His grandad
Wow that was amazing. And thats coming from someone who enjoys Frankie Boyle's stuff.
Wow..you're able to enjoy more than one type of humour, amazing
im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,
@@AE-gl6cb 😂😂😂😂
The Olympia again. Oooooooh Jesus.
its a part of his act
What is?
@@davidcopson5800
The middle bit.