Which one? He must have around 20 going by his act. By the way, one of them has a brass plate in his head in memory of a park bench. Another one never threw anything away. He died in the war. Holding on to a hand grenade. And yet another says that when he was young you could leave your back door open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.
The pollen count is indeed a difficult job, but I'm sure that counting all of Milton's grandfathers comes in as a close second! Brilliant man. Thanks for posting! 😂
@@ComedianBobFarrell Better late than never! Are you familiar with the British TV show, "Mock the Week" (recently cancelled, I'm afraid)? Milton had been a "semi-regular" panelist/comedian on that show.. There's a "Mock the Week" channel on RUclips. Check it out! Or, just Google "Milton Jones You Tube" and you'll find many clips. Enjoy! 😃 I don't know what happened to Milton post-MTW. He's not on IG nor does he have a channel on YT. Such a shame, really. I miss his humor. Thanks for letting me know he's been featured on a podcast, though. 👍👍
On "Mock the Week" one time, the answer came up "1 Million." The panel was to identify the question. Milton said, "How many grandfathers do I really have?"
It was actually this Music Hall Meltdown where I found him first, as well as Frankie Boyle. I didn't watch Mock at the time. Always thought the Dalai Lama joke was genius.
"My other grandfather hasn't been seen in years, but the family says that his leaving the very day he found out what happened to the rest of my grandfathers is purely a coincidence."
I love Milton. I appreciate that his comedy is clean and very funny.
It's certainly very clean. Sterile, even.
@@yuchoob Yes, you'd prefer it is infected, I imagine.
@@GrahameGould Yes. That's what you imagine.
@@yuchoob thanks for confirming you are infected.
Milton Jones is just too much. I can listen to him all day. 😹
Too much? Too much of what? If he’s too much, then you wouldn’t be able to watch him all day! 😎
well you should let him go...
Brilliant comedian all his grandfather would be proud off him.
What about his other grandfather?
@@Adam7ep What about his other grandfather?
Which one? He must have around 20 going by his act. By the way, one of them has a brass plate in his head in memory of a park bench. Another one never threw anything away. He died in the war. Holding on to a hand grenade. And yet another says that when he was young you could leave your back door open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.
The pollen count is indeed a difficult job, but I'm sure that counting all of Milton's grandfathers comes in as a close second! Brilliant man. Thanks for posting! 😂
I just found out about him three weeks ago . He and two other Christians who do stand-up were doing a podcast.
@@ComedianBobFarrell Better late than never! Are you familiar with the British TV show, "Mock the Week" (recently cancelled, I'm afraid)? Milton had been a "semi-regular" panelist/comedian on that show.. There's a "Mock the Week" channel on RUclips. Check it out! Or, just Google "Milton Jones You Tube" and you'll find many clips. Enjoy! 😃
I don't know what happened to Milton post-MTW. He's not on IG nor does he have a channel on YT. Such a shame, really. I miss his humor. Thanks for letting me know he's been featured on a podcast, though. 👍👍
@@ComedianBobFarrell You can't get much more Christian than Milton Jones... he even married a Church.
On "Mock the Week" one time, the answer came up "1 Million." The panel was to identify the question. Milton said, "How many grandfathers do I really have?"
Incredibly clever and in a country with more comedians than you can throw a stick at he is unique in his presentation, brilliant!
I think they call them politicians though
Have seen Milton live 3 time's total brilliance
I found him on "Mock the week". He is my favorite. He is just hilarious. (I'm from South Africa so we never saw "Mock the week".)
It was actually this Music Hall Meltdown where I found him first, as well as Frankie Boyle. I didn't watch Mock at the time. Always thought the Dalai Lama joke was genius.
What a great bloke ,just found him. Love it.
One of my favourite comedians
From a Jones in Western Australia (maybe a long lost grandfather of yours), thank you Milton. Brilliant.
One word - Brilliant!
That's three words.
@@yuchoob LMAO - keep your day job and leave hurmour to the pros, bra.
Excellent intelligent humour 😂
Thanks for the laughs here in the Philippines!
My grandfather loves him and so does my other grandfather. My other grandfather doesn’t like him. My other grandfather never heard of him.🤪
"My other grandfather hasn't been seen in years, but the family says that his leaving the very day he found out what happened to the rest of my grandfathers is purely a coincidence."
There are not enough superlatives to do justice to just how good Milton Jones is.
That Scottish blood joke took me a back. Dark!
Funny though
And since he's English, very funny. Scots would love it.
And then adopt it as one they can tell about English blood!
Thanks a lot, Milton Jones!
He’s a true craftsman with the English language be great for foreign students learning the idiosyncrasies of English‼️‼️
Class act.
He's like a British Steven Wright.
Och i-pod is genius...😂
Oh Milton, you’re three hoots and a half!
Oddly enough, he does look like a wise owl, but three and a half?
@@kingda117 It was Christmas and mah belly was full of whisky and turkey, normally am a genuis at ‘rithmetic yes sirree!
Last one 😅I can remember slightly different comedy was KEN DODD
I suppose many people might find it after a while Ludacris but he is funny and his own style is brilliant
Rad hair too.
The carrot field was hilarious.
Beekeepers are furious
He's really one very funny guy!
GHGGRRRHGGRGHRHG, Dutch person here.
Must be the only comedian to tell a joke without using expletives!
Yes, it is a refreshing approach. Helps he is bloody funny as well.
He's a Christian.
What about Tim Vine?
The nearest he has ever came was the joke 'if I had a crystal ball, I'd sit down very carefully'
Nope there are tons of them. Most tell jokes that church goers would get.
My Grandfather...
My other grandfather...
My other grandfather...
bob goldthwait double
was that Susie Dent at about the 1:00 mark?
Number 1 duk
But is he actually Al Bundys brother...?!
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I don’t get the last joke??
Da-Na-Aaa! DNA, the genetic code of life. To be fair, it didn't come across well in the audio.
@@MarkTheMorose Thanks, I feel really thick now.😂
@@MarkTheMorose yeah, it just sounded more like 'dah!' to me. Definitely didn't come through clearly. I came looking for this comment. Thanks.
You're not the only one. It went over my head as well.
He really hates the scots
Nah, just playing into a well-known British stereotype about the Scots and English.
The man who mistook crazy hair and clothes for being funny.
5fv
This is not his best material. These one liners are really laboured.