White Rapper ROASTS Immigrants at His Show

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  • Опубликовано: 28 фев 2023
  • Freestyle Rapper takes on a multicultural crowd, rapping and roasting all their nationalities, with a mix of near the knuckle wit and incredible improvised bars.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
    Get alerts when I'm doing a show near you: bit.ly/ChrisMail​​​​​​​​
    Book a personalised freestyle rap at www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy
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    🇮🇳 INDIA 🇮🇳
    🇲🇽 MEXICO 🇲🇽
    🇨🇦 CANADA 🇨🇦
    🇳🇿 NEW ZEALAND 🇳🇿
    🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦
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Комментарии • 135

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Год назад +54

    With apologies to all the countries I didn't offend... Come to a show and tell me to rap about you! www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 Год назад +2

      its true...what the hell is New Zealand even known for?!

    • @ilsontfouscesromains
      @ilsontfouscesromains Год назад

      ​@@kirdot2011 the all blacks

    • @SoloSart
      @SoloSart Год назад +2

      No apologies needed, it was awesome! kudos from Brazil

    • @morganoch5006
      @morganoch5006 Год назад

      Yo! Minnesota! We got flannels, hotdish, rap, grunge, and we don't sound Canadian. Well maybe if you cross a southerner or someone from the hood with a Canadian.... yeah that's what we sound like lol

    • @morganoch5006
      @morganoch5006 Год назад

      We are the burning melting pot here in the midwest

  • @3iknet327
    @3iknet327 Год назад +277

    i love how he was civil like 90% of the time and then just went complete annihilation mode on NZ

    • @RageForSeven
      @RageForSeven Год назад +2

      NZ has just ran out of KY jelly after this!!!

    • @paultv8693
      @paultv8693 Год назад +5

      Bruh Chris missing our sheep or something. Come back soon bro 😂

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat Год назад +2

      They are the only ones in the list that haven't really already had a tough time historically, so it makes sense

    • @Foatizenknechtl
      @Foatizenknechtl 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@BaldMancTwat idk about that part with the hard time... pretty risky statement to make xd

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 11 месяцев назад +4

      Plenty of Māori would disagree I’m sure

  • @kermitdfrog1511
    @kermitdfrog1511 Год назад +55

    He throws out jokes most people don't even know are jokes. Many layers of humor

  • @christor2907
    @christor2907 Год назад +68

    The pre-rap banter was top notch here!

  • @Nishkaloo
    @Nishkaloo 10 месяцев назад +3

    So happy RUclips posed this channel to me once and now I’m obsessed with the guy! Cracks me up always. Such great crowd play, he needs a course on it!

  • @arthurb6200
    @arthurb6200 11 месяцев назад +5

    Being South African this was a real gem to find😂😂😂

  • @armandotesta2142
    @armandotesta2142 10 месяцев назад

    Bro! Just found this guy! Second video I have seen! This is amazing talent! I hope he makes it big!

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 10 месяцев назад

    Brilliant crowd work. You're a great comic on top of the amazing rap.

  • @TheMrpunisher77
    @TheMrpunisher77 Год назад +22

    As a South African I approve your message LOL best part was the New Zealand one

    • @Zestone01
      @Zestone01 Год назад

      As a South African I too agree of this here message

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 Год назад

      Yep, Saffers would say that. Sibling rivalry, really, with the Kiwis and the Aussies.

  • @aaronwalcott513
    @aaronwalcott513 Год назад +19

    Some shows descend into chaos. This show jumped headlong into the abyss 😂😂😂😂

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen Год назад

      Carried by rocket-boosters! Cancel him! Cancel him! 😂

  • @nexotope
    @nexotope Год назад +14

    50% standupper + 50% freestylah = pure fire

  • @achrafhayoun2565
    @achrafhayoun2565 Год назад +12

    Can you please bring your own beats or tell the band to play just an easy old school beat

    • @ChucksDream
      @ChucksDream Год назад +2

      I hate it when the band plays his beats 😔

    • @rhiangraham
      @rhiangraham Месяц назад

      So do I! The keyboard player really gets on my nerves!

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 Год назад +50

    It’s great when Chris’s solicitation of ideas part of the freestyle is as entertaining as the rap itself. Now, if Chris would just find some decent beats…

    • @bbl361
      @bbl361 Год назад +3

      It's been quite lame lately.

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison Год назад +3

      Man I liked that one.

    • @Foatizenknechtl
      @Foatizenknechtl 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@StopItGarrison same. absolutely loved that beat. wtf are you guys on? xD

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel Год назад +13

    Highly explosive content. And the crowd were practically begging for it. Provoke Chris at your peril!

  • @DannerBanks
    @DannerBanks Год назад +30

    THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC END TO YOUR RAP. Holy crap I'm crying. Btw, I love you Kiwis, never change. Chris is just bitter he's not one

  • @MrRicehard
    @MrRicehard Год назад +19

    As an Englishman living in New Zealand I approve this rap as rather good old chap.

  • @ltothepark
    @ltothepark 3 месяца назад

    This is still my favorite... 😂

  • @thomaschevrierlaliberte5884
    @thomaschevrierlaliberte5884 Год назад +5

    Seems like a few years ago he blew my mind away... And now he's even better. Wow

  • @realmofcamping
    @realmofcamping Год назад +4

    I wonder how many other rappers can do this? I'm guessing not many ✌️ keep em coming Chris

  • @biigsmokee
    @biigsmokee Год назад +4

    Saw you in Boston last night and you were the absolute best. You are my favorite French comedian, please come back to Boston!

  • @TheOrangeFlash
    @TheOrangeFlash Год назад +5

    Hey! Come over to Auckland and say that shit to our face! (that’s a sly challenge to get you to finally come back to NZ to do some shows)

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love his comically hard hatred of New Zealand lmao

    • @JGold-cu5mo
      @JGold-cu5mo 11 месяцев назад +1

      Me too. I'm a Kiwi

  • @Ekwensuocha666
    @Ekwensuocha666 Год назад +2

    Wow Chris! Raging out all over the world. Love it.

  • @Rallylabs
    @Rallylabs 10 месяцев назад

    As an Aussie I can confirm that even we don’t know of anything NZ has ever done.

    • @shanegooding4839
      @shanegooding4839 10 месяцев назад

      What are you talking about? We know that they think they invented pavlova.

  • @carlmanvers5009
    @carlmanvers5009 Год назад +1

    He is completely correct about New Zealand.

  • @martinhami3
    @martinhami3 11 месяцев назад +1

    As a Kiwi, I loved it

  • @michaels9595
    @michaels9595 Год назад +14

    its amazing when everyone knows that you know that they know that you know. we can all come together and joke about stuff and had a bloody good time.

  • @alfonzo6320
    @alfonzo6320 9 месяцев назад

    the title though🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @allanc_me763
    @allanc_me763 Год назад +6

    This must be the funniest of his videos... esp when he went hard on NZ 😂😂😂

  • @jjv65uk
    @jjv65uk Год назад +3

    So incredibly intelligent, so incredibly talented - hats off 👍👍

  • @alfonzo6320
    @alfonzo6320 Год назад +6

    you murdered it chris!

  • @joelspaulding5964
    @joelspaulding5964 10 месяцев назад

    Unexpected and thoroughly appreciated vitriolic rant on NZ.

  • @1pho3nixmatt
    @1pho3nixmatt Год назад +3

    Holy sh!t that was hilarious and terrible at the same time. You know what I mean

  • @toxaq
    @toxaq Год назад +4

    Well that explains the lack of New Zealand tour days 😂

  • @muddatucker9389
    @muddatucker9389 Год назад +2

    Outrageously good video as a whole 😂

  • @Beauchee
    @Beauchee Год назад +2

    Wow, we need more of this, don't be sorry hahaha ! (coming from a Canadian...and next time don't be shy to bash on us too, so funny)

  • @Manusmusic
    @Manusmusic Год назад +5

    Lol! The restraint not to start dissing in the rhymes, lightening the mood with a mention of apartheid

  • @JMJ5070
    @JMJ5070 Год назад +5

    The best beers are in Belgium, not in Mexico, folks !

  • @DreamerTrain
    @DreamerTrain 8 месяцев назад

    Corona is absolute piss, of all the decent beers we have

  • @The_Pilon
    @The_Pilon Год назад +4

    This video is hilarious from the beginning ahahaha loved that you did something different!

  • @michaelversant8401
    @michaelversant8401 11 месяцев назад

    In England they would make him a Knight..lol

  • @debtel007
    @debtel007 Год назад +2

    Quality 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂

  • @tophatcosmocat1589
    @tophatcosmocat1589 Год назад +3

    You inspire me beyond borders chris

  • @carllawrenczuk9173
    @carllawrenczuk9173 Год назад

    Boooom that was dope af 👌🏻 🙌🏻 🔥 💥

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother Год назад +2

    He is just phenomenal - I don't know how he does it, its like voodoo or magic or something - it just blows my mind.

  • @dioscuridigital
    @dioscuridigital Год назад

    Brilliant and quick witted. Hilarious!

  • @em0_tion
    @em0_tion Год назад +1

    Damn, Sheldon approved! 💪😂

  • @vicentepallamare2608
    @vicentepallamare2608 2 месяца назад

    Beat was dope for a change

  • @gavinlove9283
    @gavinlove9283 Год назад +2

    Would like to see you collab with Harry Mack. Thing about you is your memory is impeccable. If we could take your memory and intellectualism and merge it with Harry Mack’s rhythm and quick wit I don’t think there would be a better rapper

  • @0Buddhaspot0
    @0Buddhaspot0 6 месяцев назад

    Fiya❤🎉

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 Год назад +2

    The most diverse crowd Chris has ever had.

  • @ikigai47
    @ikigai47 5 месяцев назад

    If I'm that musician I'm giving him a beat in 5/6 or 7/8 time just to lul at him fucking up for once

  • @paulcole4320
    @paulcole4320 Год назад +1

    F#$king kills it evertytime. Perpetualy brilliant.

  • @iggoz
    @iggoz 11 месяцев назад

    Put thia guy in a HMRI, i wanna watch that brain go light

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 4 месяца назад

      This is such a weird and wonderful comment, and I love you for it! I bet you could make a seriously neat art project out of those colored lights.

  • @marleymoore2593
    @marleymoore2593 Год назад +2

    big up you, chris

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 11 месяцев назад

    Commonwealth of Nations represe'in'! ✌🏻✌🏻
    Robert Mugabe was in Zim, though. F

  • @wordzfailmebro
    @wordzfailmebro Год назад +4

    HE TOASTS ALL OF THEM..WHITE BREAD. 😁👍

  • @bugjuicer
    @bugjuicer Год назад +1

    Expat Brit in NZ here... bravo

  • @psytogamu739
    @psytogamu739 Год назад +2

    El rapero más fino

  • @johnsonaxel8784
    @johnsonaxel8784 Год назад

    Amazing!

  • @Bagmand79
    @Bagmand79 Год назад

    Awesome.... LOL so hard...

  • @patrickbuell9934
    @patrickbuell9934 Год назад

    Good pure Gold😅😅😅

  • @kingthormak5821
    @kingthormak5821 Год назад +2

    And Chris was never to be seen again...

  • @Benholio1
    @Benholio1 Год назад

    Instant classic

  • @robbalinski1606
    @robbalinski1606 10 месяцев назад

    Lol fantastic.
    India was actually at Civil War when the brits came in, they sided with one faction then governed them after....if you want to be politically correct. Not the atrocitie it's being claimed to be, India benefited immensely from the brits.

  • @moorwalks
    @moorwalks Год назад +1

    Old fashion humor with no one being offended unless some fucking student sees it... you can't beat this stuff... I applaud you mate 🙏👏

  • @ApocalypseNowWithEli
    @ApocalypseNowWithEli Год назад +1

    Best intro ever.

  • @f.b.jeffers0n
    @f.b.jeffers0n Год назад +1

    *Chef's kiss

  • @flapdrol75
    @flapdrol75 10 месяцев назад

    rip new zealand.

  • @jacobpaint
    @jacobpaint Год назад +8

    As an Aussie I can confirm that he summed up NZ perfectly 😂

    • @JGold-cu5mo
      @JGold-cu5mo 11 месяцев назад

      So why do you tie your kangaroo down sport?

  • @roeltz
    @roeltz Год назад +2

    Well, you're an Englishman in New York, right?

  • @jayquoproductions
    @jayquoproductions Год назад +1

    jeez that got dark with the christchurch reference, at least for those who saw the video before it got scrubbed

  • @Jpmasterkey
    @Jpmasterkey 3 месяца назад

    Just lost loads of respect by saying Union Jack is terrible!

  • @gdfggggg
    @gdfggggg Год назад +2

    The UK flag is great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @grotsil
    @grotsil Год назад

    classic bro

  • @typeinyourname
    @typeinyourname Год назад +2

    F**ing legend

  • @dimitardobrev3296
    @dimitardobrev3296 27 дней назад

    All Blacks tho

  • @stksuomi7305
    @stksuomi7305 Год назад

    Who is this EDGY guy

  • @aguyinavan6087
    @aguyinavan6087 Год назад

    I'm faster than Christ Turner.

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Год назад

    😂

  • @K3wlG33k
    @K3wlG33k Год назад

    I bet many Welsh choose New Zealand as their vacation destination.

  • @stonee1968
    @stonee1968 Год назад +4

    Honestly hate racism but this shit is funny.

  • @fyrerayne8882
    @fyrerayne8882 Год назад

    Lol funny

  • @ernestorodriguez791
    @ernestorodriguez791 Год назад

    👍🏾

  • @maclachj1
    @maclachj1 Год назад

    Genius

  • @yiuqwfj
    @yiuqwfj Год назад

    your man on the synthesizer should add more basses. the way he plays is too tenuous.

  • @Tismesue
    @Tismesue Год назад +1

    The rap wasn't the best part of this one. 😂

  • @konnagalaxy
    @konnagalaxy Год назад

    Everything was nice and civil, but sheepfucking hobbits got murdered though :D

  • @MyloProject
    @MyloProject Год назад

    Your country's flag is white with a red cross the flag of England but you describe the flag of the union the united kingdoms flag that's not your country's flag that's the union's flag 🙄

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 10 месяцев назад

      The UK is the country as recognised by the UN. So stfu