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  • Опубликовано: 25 июл 2023
  • Two women in the front row get roasted by comedian and freestyle rapper Chris Turner, who then turns their discomfort into an incredible freestyle rap based on what just happened.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Комментарии • 246

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Год назад +65

    Thanks to everyone who's been to my live shows recently! I'm always adding more: christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @harryprice208
      @harryprice208 Год назад +1

      Any chance of collaborating with Harry Mack?

    • @user12122
      @user12122 Год назад

      Frikin amazing😂

  • @KamendereCZ
    @KamendereCZ Год назад +301

    At this point, I'm basically speechless, because you absolutely kill it so often I'm repeating myself! Not only processing the information but rhyming it and connecting it in a way that makes sense… I'll never understand how someone's brain power can be so much higher than that of an average person.

    • @DS-jh1bp
      @DS-jh1bp Год назад +1

      For sure!

    • @elementaleighteight
      @elementaleighteight Год назад +6

      50% of everyone is below average intelligence.

    • @dwiski
      @dwiski Год назад +2

      @@elementaleighteight But only 1 can rap this good

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
      @mmmmmmmmmmm10 11 месяцев назад +5

      Supposedly I have a top 10% IQ but I can't think of words and rhymes like this boy for shit. At best I can do quick maths, or be the first one in the room to suggest a simple solution to a complex problem.

    • @Mattfreeman89
      @Mattfreeman89 11 месяцев назад +3

      I think intelligence shows itself in different ways. Our brains must just have different configurations or something. It is amazing to see a display like this that is immediately apparent, nonetheless. Dude seems very clever.

  • @BeckJoseR
    @BeckJoseR Год назад +72

    His real talent is his ability to listen. Truly listen. It sounds easy, but most people just sit quietly waiting for their turn to talk.

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 Год назад +3

      That's partly because the majority of people suffer from compulsive thought and have no idea that it is abnormal. I wouldn't be surprised if this comedian had the ability to 'stop thinking'. When most people have a conversation with another, they are having one with themselves, and the other person.

    • @therealjordiano
      @therealjordiano 11 месяцев назад

      @@mreverybody1150 Interesting point thanks, i'll keep a lookout for the compulsive thought pattern
      I notice that i can get my thoughts to mello out if i go away from the computer for a while and try to focus on ignoring all the stimulation that has been provided by technology and things. Helps orient yourself if you need to get something done, or to avoid giving in to some addictive behavior also

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 11 месяцев назад

      @@therealjordiano If you want to know more. I recommend the book 'The Power of Now' by Ekhart Tolle. It's amazing that some in a review labelled it as 'New Age nonsense' but after reading that one, I was able to 'stop thinking' for short periods of time and it changed my life. Once you've done that, when compulsive thought returns, it creates pain because you now know the peace of not suffering from it!

    • @tylerhanson3156
      @tylerhanson3156 11 месяцев назад

      @@mreverybody1150 How can the "majority" of people suffer from something that is "abnormal"?

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 11 месяцев назад

      @@tylerhanson3156 A better word would be detrimental rather than abnormal.

  • @heteroclite6567
    @heteroclite6567 Год назад +180

    I don't understand how this guy isn't the most famous rapper. Like, unless this is cleverly set up and pre planned, I genuinely have never heard or could imagine anyone freestyle rapping as well as this guy. Not even half as well. Amazing.

    • @clarenceunderwood382
      @clarenceunderwood382 Год назад +19

      Chris is great, but i would check out Harry Mack for the best off the top freestyles. I enjoy Chris a lot though as his knowledge is just everywhere.

    • @FrazzlebobPokemon
      @FrazzlebobPokemon Год назад +9

      Agree Chris is good and different but Harry Mack is so fast and unbelievably musical and flexible

    • @lemiless
      @lemiless Год назад +4

      I'm always amazed at how much Chris knows about such a wide array of topics. His knowledge is really impressive.
      And I agree that Harry Mack is just so super talented!

    • @parapapapa69
      @parapapapa69 Год назад +6

      Harry Mack is the goat on freestyle but this is not a competition. I want Harry Mack Chris doing a show together, Harry could even do the drums for and then rap together

    • @LiveAnEpicLife
      @LiveAnEpicLife Год назад +1

      eminem

  • @lmc333
    @lmc333 Год назад +14

    Ironically This comedian is low key smarter than all of them combined.

  • @polarnaut9645
    @polarnaut9645 Год назад +14

    Dude is wicked smart. If he wanted to, he could be a seller of HVAC equipment as well.

  • @Mircose
    @Mircose Год назад +47

    this guy is the most under-rated genius of our time :D

  • @Squirrel-zq6oe
    @Squirrel-zq6oe Год назад +10

    This is what "built different" means guys

  • @Mr_Saxon
    @Mr_Saxon Год назад +128

    You never fail to impress me, man. I sub to a lot of channels but you're one of the few that I immediately check out when a new video shows up.

    • @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah
      @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah Год назад +3

      I’m the same. Even tho he’s from a different nation.
      I too am subscribed to this blokes RUclips station.
      Matter fact, Sometimes I’ll even postpone watching his latest rhyme creation.
      That way I can guarantee the eventual feeling of a joyful sensation.
      Good times can be rare so I’ve got to mete the rations, take note; that’s what we in the business call delayed gratification. 🎤 😂

  • @OrrynUbert
    @OrrynUbert Год назад +75

    That went harder than necessary and I’m here for it. Keep up the awesome work!!

  • @spoobini
    @spoobini Год назад +16

    Large commercial boilers being 2 million btus isnt uncommon. Homeboy forgot just how big buildings are

  • @Lovlee33161
    @Lovlee33161 Год назад +2

    I was not expecting this. RUclips brought me here. And I’m pleased. 😂

  • @schwarzie2478
    @schwarzie2478 Год назад +15

    Somehow doing commentary about people in the audience to their faces was way more impressive then random subjects, nicely done

  • @drv3973
    @drv3973 Год назад +10

    every time i watch your videos, it's like witnessing the greatest magic trick ever. i'm astonished every time.

  • @sas_za6305
    @sas_za6305 Год назад +4

    HOW did he do that.??? Amazing

  • @martinstuvland8620
    @martinstuvland8620 Год назад +34

    Man. You, Randy Feltface and beardyman are some of the few people I'd love to watch live! I really like complexity, nuances and wordplay. And like to think I'm fairly decent at thinking critically. And here you are rapping about anything and everything, in a current and historical coherent manner. Balancing self-deprecation with roasting audiences left and right. From the top of your head to boot! You really are remarkably talented and underrated. Take care, man. Greetings from Norway.

    • @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah
      @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah Год назад +2

      Well said. I concur with your sentiments 💯 percent.
      Hey how’s the weather in Norway? What do You folks do for fun? What’s the average cost of rent?
      As for me, I’m from the States. United by our plethora of amend-a-ments.
      Thinking of moving. We’ve been divided, spurred on by national dissent.
      Sorry for over sharing, need hvac service for my faulty vent.
      Lol 🎙

    • @vince-1337
      @vince-1337 Год назад +1

      It would be awesome to see electro beats of Beardyman with Chris rapping talent

    • @martinstuvland8620
      @martinstuvland8620 Год назад +1

      @@vince-1337 Ohhhhh! Good one! Agreed 🤌

  • @BruceKarrde
    @BruceKarrde Год назад +1

    I mean ... woman goes into engineering and could calculate everything in the room. However, she decides to become a salesperson. More comfortable in the office chair than plants.

  • @papuce2
    @papuce2 Год назад +6

    How can improvised rap be so funny at the same time?! :D Perfect!

  • @pilgrim985
    @pilgrim985 11 месяцев назад +4

    I use to work with a guy that did this type of impromptu at a nightclub. I went to see his gig one night and he was amazing! Watching this reminded of that time. This guy is hilarious!

  • @DAGBEAVER1995
    @DAGBEAVER1995 Год назад +6

    Top tier rhyming every time, kudos!

    • @timetokillslapp
      @timetokillslapp Год назад

      Where? This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen

  • @DannyByWest
    @DannyByWest Год назад +11

    This guy is so very underrated!!

  • @johart309
    @johart309 Год назад +2

    -....so...whats your shows like?
    -8th mile but friendly funny

    • @yrtepgold
      @yrtepgold 4 месяца назад

      It's just
      8 mile.
      Don't try to make it proper English.

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 Год назад +7

    Well that was mad impressive and hilarious.

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Год назад +9

    I adore your crowd work. I hope i can see you live one day.

  • @4TheExec
    @4TheExec 11 месяцев назад +4

    This guy's ah boss!

  • @1xm_mx1
    @1xm_mx1 Год назад +2

    Excellent free style, bro! Bravo!

  • @niklasbruder1896
    @niklasbruder1896 Год назад +4

    That was a fcking badass performance, so dope! I love it 🔥

  • @PhilWilkinsonMusic
    @PhilWilkinsonMusic Год назад +4

    😂 Genius! The raps always have me crying.

  • @andee8906
    @andee8906 11 месяцев назад +1

    There are some people we stumble upon in the INTERNETS that just utterly deserve a like and a subscribe... possibly tickets if theyre in town.

  • @bravelyHomoSapien
    @bravelyHomoSapien Год назад +3

    Absolutely outstanding…
    Genius , even!

  • @LetMeSoloThemER
    @LetMeSoloThemER 11 месяцев назад +2

    what an absolute unit, so well done!

  • @therealjordiano
    @therealjordiano 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is so incredibly skillful, amazing stuff, can't believe its possible to do this on the fly

  • @conservativemovement
    @conservativemovement Год назад +3

    AMAZING!!!!

  • @armandotesta2142
    @armandotesta2142 11 месяцев назад +2

    Very talented! This is amazing!

  • @philosophyman
    @philosophyman Год назад +4

    I think the title of this video is the funniest thing

  • @lifeisgood4519
    @lifeisgood4519 Год назад +5

    Dude KILLED IT! 🔥

  • @lukewood2662
    @lukewood2662 Год назад +1

    Damn, alright. That was legit.

  • @99cya
    @99cya Год назад +3

    Oh yeah thats a great format you found. Awesome!

  • @jamesc5801
    @jamesc5801 Год назад +4

    Damn the rap was great as always but what really impressed me is the quick wit! Well played

  • @denisekay4292
    @denisekay4292 11 месяцев назад +1

    LoL 😅😂 genuinely made me laugh!!!

  • @johnsmith-ik8il
    @johnsmith-ik8il Год назад +1

    She's a sales person, not an engineer.

    • @ChrisJohn2279xxl
      @ChrisJohn2279xxl 11 месяцев назад

      She said she installs, not sells, which also doesn't necessarily make her an engineer. However, because of that combination it could be that she's a Refridgeration Mechanical Tech with the Canadian Forces. Their officers are the engineers proper, but as they all belong to the Engineer branch they collectively call themselves engineers. I know I'm making an assumption, but it would be consistent with what she said especially because she happens to be with a Water Tech, which is also a trade within the Canadian Forces Engineer branch. I could also be right out of 'er.

  • @benvella1728
    @benvella1728 Год назад +3

    There was an awkward moment between tbe crowd work and the rap but god damn he wrapped it up tight!

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris Год назад +7

    Oh i like this format. Rapping of the crowwork feels more personal

  • @mrtangents6969
    @mrtangents6969 Год назад +6

    Good as always Chris. I think its great that you divert from your original style of videos occasionally

  • @Ryan-wx1bi
    @Ryan-wx1bi Год назад +3

    Water quality technologist... Why do I assume that's someone who checks the PH of pools.

    • @AllEy3s0nMe
      @AllEy3s0nMe Год назад +1

      They clean drinking water and process waste water

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV Год назад +2

    I've been following you Chris since you had braces on bro. Still hilarious 😂

  • @eragonwjfn
    @eragonwjfn 11 месяцев назад +1

    That's talent right there.

  • @PWIZZLE7
    @PWIZZLE7 Год назад +1

    he roasted the 2M BTUs girl 😂

  • @thesoundpurist
    @thesoundpurist 11 месяцев назад +2

    Whoa, he improvised like that?

  • @gitman3486
    @gitman3486 Год назад +4

    Either dude has a preternatural talent or has some crazy earpiece setup going on

  • @LaDoumaille
    @LaDoumaille Год назад +5

    Tooooooo strong !

  • @Mikediszel
    @Mikediszel 11 месяцев назад

    That was actually very impressive

  • @Qui86
    @Qui86 Год назад +4

    Wow. I love that beat drop at the end, that was pro artist lassic Eminem style!

  • @rawneae9225
    @rawneae9225 11 месяцев назад

    ayo that was impressive! Not just the crowd work, but the memory, the bars, the flow...S Tier

  • @Britneybeesh
    @Britneybeesh Год назад +1

    Seeing men be men, dAy-umn!!!
    And a lady in the trades.
    It really is my favorite life I can remember.
    LOVE you, too!

  • @skreppeknekker
    @skreppeknekker Год назад +3

    Holy shit, this is amazing

  • @HandSolitude
    @HandSolitude Год назад +1

    The lady that sells HVAC is a salesman not an engineer.

  • @clarkE111
    @clarkE111 Год назад +1

    That... was incredible!

  • @pcarter1989
    @pcarter1989 Год назад +1

    This shit will go down in history.

  • @jimmyjimmy7240
    @jimmyjimmy7240 Год назад +2

    That's kind of sad, and the story for so many people. Don't do what you love, do what gets you more stuff, to fill the void. And we wonder why we report having lower levels of meaning, purpose, and connections in our lives.

  • @Handlethetruth666
    @Handlethetruth666 Год назад +1

    Geezers funny with skills

  • @slayrisk
    @slayrisk 11 месяцев назад +1

    16 mile right there!

  • @danielthompson8784
    @danielthompson8784 11 месяцев назад

    The way this guy comes up with shit on the spot like this is crazy. I’d fuckin blank on my own name in front of a crowd like that lol

  • @OhBenE2
    @OhBenE2 Год назад +1

    Caution: sitting in the front row may be hazardous to your health.

  • @bigdave2073
    @bigdave2073 11 месяцев назад

    Dude, that is NUTS 😮

  • @redbrown7355
    @redbrown7355 11 месяцев назад

    WTH did I just witness!!? This bloke is DOPE!!! And he made up Barz on the spot? Talented fr fr.

  • @michaelobrien5910
    @michaelobrien5910 11 месяцев назад

    very very cleverness
    Haven't seen this guy for a while.
    Still remember when he had a "mouth full of stigma"

  • @harryprice208
    @harryprice208 Год назад +2

    Still waiting for the C-Turner and H-Mack collab!

  • @janhunter360
    @janhunter360 Год назад +1

    Absolutely brilliant, as they'd say in the UK! OMG its catchy, I can't stop rhyming now!

  • @planttheseed2129
    @planttheseed2129 Год назад +2

    What's up, British Edward Norton. Loved your acting in Primal Fear.

  • @tytn5541
    @tytn5541 Год назад +3

    How did he come up with all that? I will always believe the best comedians have the fastest most clever brains. I couldn’t come up with that if you gave me hours

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 Год назад

      They would have been in the 'flow' state where the subconscious mind is taking over.

  • @adrianmcgachie
    @adrianmcgachie 11 месяцев назад

    You never fail to impress me and make me laugh heartily! Such smiles!

  • @dynamicgecko1213
    @dynamicgecko1213 Год назад +3

    That was some entertaining performance my guy 👍🏻

  • @supermanny73
    @supermanny73 11 месяцев назад +1

    This man is sick!

  • @coprophagichobo2377
    @coprophagichobo2377 Год назад +8

    “Remember kids, you can be racist, sexist, and homophobic as long as your funny.”
    - Martin Luther King.Jr/Yoda

  • @coquifrog
    @coquifrog 11 месяцев назад

    Incredible talent on the wordsmithing. I was super impressed by your talent and practiced skill.

  • @ensidfkgnur
    @ensidfkgnur 11 месяцев назад

    Parallel processing! Taking input, comprehending, memorizing, searching for potential rhymes and connections, all while continuing to communicate with the audience.
    Hmmm, can't help but think THAT kind of brainpower might be put to some kind of use to make tons of money.
    Anyway, great work!

  • @lachlanmcvey7885
    @lachlanmcvey7885 Год назад +3

    Dj tried to stitch him up but failed.

  • @kevinpritchard3592
    @kevinpritchard3592 11 месяцев назад

    OK that was just nuts lol.

  • @Alientcp
    @Alientcp 11 месяцев назад

    Oh wow. That was ummm, unexpected. Good job.

  • @fawadahmed1005
    @fawadahmed1005 Год назад +6

    YES DADDDY CHRISS IS BACKKKM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. OMG THIS IS THE EBST DAY EVEER COOOOOOOOMONNNNNN KETS GOOOOOOOOOOO UR SO TALENTED.

  • @1975normal
    @1975normal Год назад +1

    Very nice set

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 11 месяцев назад

    Wow. Dude, you are razor sharp 🪒😂😂😂😂

  • @BeN-bn5yb
    @BeN-bn5yb 11 месяцев назад +1

    ngl the soundtrack fire

  • @wowwhataworld.9590
    @wowwhataworld.9590 Год назад +1

    Amazing

  • @fksociety137
    @fksociety137 Год назад

    Engineer? Admits sales after. They should stick to cooking and cleaning.

  • @KevonLindenberg
    @KevonLindenberg Год назад

    I've skipped over your videos so many times thinking RUclips is wrong. It was not wrong. You win the internet.

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 11 месяцев назад +1

    I can't understand how does he do it.

  • @Annor-TM
    @Annor-TM Год назад +1

    Color me impressed. Neither I nor any of my friends heard of You before. I'll try to remedy that.

  • @LogicalKip
    @LogicalKip Год назад +18

    Amazing as always, although I would love to see what you could do if you focused more on the final line. It usually feels like you're just throwing it away like crumpled paper, like you're glad this is over and you don't have to focus anymore. Keep it up until the final word ! You don't see a great pianist starting to leave while they play the last note. You gotta savour it, make it count. Go with a bang ! It would work very well with your famous ability to make a twist at the end.

    • @imposter3205
      @imposter3205 Год назад +3

      I actually agree, I reckon it would sound ever better going out that way

    • @WillLockyearArch
      @WillLockyearArch Год назад +1

      Hey actually you’re right on this. Hopefully he reads it. The comedic timing is off on the last punchline. A little pause would go a long way. He is doing it the way people burn someone in a freestyle but it could be funnier

    • @vfmc1826
      @vfmc1826 Год назад

      I hope he doesnt read this and gets demoralized because his act is flawless, and he knows it doesnt matter what people say. But I also know he's a winner and he understands that from time to time a random youtube comment can help you grow from 107% to 112% and he just might be enough of a champ to take the comment seriously.

    • @LogicalKip
      @LogicalKip Год назад

      @@vfmc1826 Gosh I hope he doesn't get demoralized when he sees I wrote "Amazing as always" and talked about his famous abilities

  • @NATURAL-D2
    @NATURAL-D2 Год назад +1

    Insane.

  • @BlackIce420
    @BlackIce420 Год назад +1

    Bars🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheBrohomie
    @TheBrohomie Год назад +1

    killer exits

  • @MrLee23
    @MrLee23 Год назад +4

    Tome for a harry mack collab

  • @paulkocyla1343
    @paulkocyla1343 10 месяцев назад

    Commander Riker was in the audience!

  • @WingmanAlpha
    @WingmanAlpha 11 месяцев назад

    How can he end it like that? This was like a written peace of music.

  • @flitefulwantssubs402
    @flitefulwantssubs402 Год назад +6

    Nice to see he switched things up and went just on careers, although I prefer the regular raps. They’re a bit more versatile and absurd. This was still very good and entertaining though

  • @flytoheights1
    @flytoheights1 Год назад +1

    Wow! The rap 🔥🔥🔥

  • @axl1002
    @axl1002 Год назад +1

    lol he's Bill Bailey #2

  • @sc3639
    @sc3639 11 месяцев назад

    wow so good!!