Comedian ROASTS the Audience for 11 Minutes... | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  5 месяцев назад +18

    Sit in the front row of my show, you might get rapped about. SHOWS: www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @tube-life
      @tube-life 5 месяцев назад

      Do you ever do longer stand up before rapping? I love your rapping, you are amazing but really funny too, would be great to hear more standup too! Keep it up, respect from London!

    • @benzieyeah
      @benzieyeah 5 месяцев назад

      Holy shit a Sunn O))) shirt! Respect

    • @omarshaikh8264
      @omarshaikh8264 5 месяцев назад

      I’ve recently come across your material. Never heard of you, but kid your awesome. Share your talent back to the UK. You must let us all know when you do. Wishing you every success. I hope mainstream catch you. Your extremely naturally talented. Not only are you a cool rapper your a funny comic too. Double pleasure when your on stage and worth the ticket money… bro 😂

    • @elliymorgan6424
      @elliymorgan6424 4 месяца назад

      This is me!! Elliy with the little bag! 🙋‍♀️😂 thanks for a fun night!!!

  • @trickedouttransam
    @trickedouttransam 5 месяцев назад +69

    Good lord, why don't you have a Netflix special yet?

  • @RealBenda
    @RealBenda 5 месяцев назад +69

    Finally a crowd that fully appreciates the genius at work here. Wild shit, loved every second!

  • @redcapote4760
    @redcapote4760 5 месяцев назад +38

    "Joe's over there managin' the operation" was godamn mf'ing FIRE. Lacing in operation with the two of them gets no better than that. Holy shit.

  • @gg8
    @gg8 5 месяцев назад +75

    You really pulled it out of the bag!

    • @sunhammer420
      @sunhammer420 5 месяцев назад

      he really did didn't he

    • @pkennethv
      @pkennethv 5 месяцев назад +1

      out of that tiny little purse

    • @martinstuvland8620
      @martinstuvland8620 5 месяцев назад

      I see what you did there 👏

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 5 месяцев назад +21

    "Saying 'I implant transcatheter heart valves' is very much the Eastern European accent of 'move the fuck on, comedian'."

  • @heyitsalex99
    @heyitsalex99 5 месяцев назад +44

    This one had a great vibe, a bit chaotic and unhinged but loads of fun

  • @dt7197
    @dt7197 5 месяцев назад +33

    Operations manager, managing the heart valve operation is such a great way to weave those together in the rap. Excellent

  • @Andybaby
    @Andybaby 5 месяцев назад +26

    DAMN this is fuckin' incredible. Even better than asking people for random topics imho. Astoundingly good.

  • @elliymorgan6424
    @elliymorgan6424 4 месяца назад +7

    This is me!!! 😂😂🙋‍♀️ I’m Elliy with the little bag implanting transcatheter heart valves, such a fun night!! 😂😂😂

  • @banzy3
    @banzy3 5 месяцев назад +31

    9:13 Great timing on the insurance quip ! :D

    • @LogicalKip
      @LogicalKip 5 месяцев назад

      It even rhymed with dolphins, very impressive

  • @RoaringOrange
    @RoaringOrange 5 месяцев назад +33

    CHRIS PLEASE PUBLISH MORE OF YOUR COMEDY. YOU ARE INCREDIBLE

    • @davefields85
      @davefields85 5 месяцев назад

      Agreed

    • @davefields85
      @davefields85 5 месяцев назад +1

      Been following you since you were sporting braces (teeth braces) and smashing one liners

  • @josephelsberry6318
    @josephelsberry6318 5 месяцев назад +9

    I like the style of this one! More crowd work that made it more personal to the audience and then rap about that. Brilliant!

  • @Astrolavista
    @Astrolavista 5 месяцев назад +11

    Repeatedly blown away! Both the comedy and rap were incredible.

  • @MyRetroWatches
    @MyRetroWatches 5 месяцев назад +8

    You are the best Chris , a fellow Brit showing the US how comedy is done!

  • @djtrykle
    @djtrykle 5 месяцев назад +12

    Brilliant! My face hurts from laughing 😂😂😂

  • @-Pol-
    @-Pol- 5 месяцев назад +7

    Blinding work! That's one finely tuned high performance processor under that cranium - truly a gift!
    You're too good for Oxford mate!

  • @AyubHassan07
    @AyubHassan07 4 месяца назад +4

    This is literally the perfect comedian. He can do crowdwork, his jokes are funny, he can improvise on the spot and he's the best freestyle rapper I have ever heard. You could literally attend his show every day for a month and get something new and not be bored. He should be on Netflix by now.

  • @wesleymccravy901
    @wesleymccravy901 5 месяцев назад +4

    Nailed it. Props to audience as well. On point guys

  • @blasalvice
    @blasalvice 5 месяцев назад +9

    This one was EXCELLENT!

  • @michaelrobson1627
    @michaelrobson1627 5 месяцев назад +1

    I so rarely comment, but this was just too good! Even if you didn't rap and just teased the crowd it was already epic, but those bars were absolutely insane! So impressed man, the energy was on fire, I don't think there's anyone else in the world that could get close to this perfect mixture of chaos and flawlessness.

  • @gabereiser
    @gabereiser 5 месяцев назад +6

    Legendary Achievement Unlocked: Sickest ending on a BDSM joke.

  • @nathandavis1225
    @nathandavis1225 5 месяцев назад +3

    Your consistency each week is amazing, that was damn good

  • @ben_angel
    @ben_angel 5 месяцев назад +3

    The best one in a while!!

  • @bhooper77
    @bhooper77 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wow this was one of your best, Chris. 🔥

  • @boisvje
    @boisvje 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yio , im watching most of the videos, wishing you pass by one day up north in montreal ( even if the festival is now dead ..) anyway , asking people for random subjects for a improved rap is really good and it shows de skills, but those raps you do with the gathered information .. it comes from the heart , i think they’re the best!

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 5 месяцев назад +1

    you deserve the dream. seriously, this video was my beautiful thing for the day.

  • @schrodingerscat8621
    @schrodingerscat8621 5 месяцев назад +6

    What do you do? Throw it in the rap! Insurance! That jobs crap!😂

  • @garystarnes5178
    @garystarnes5178 5 месяцев назад +3

    Pure genius Chris!

  • @AthanImmortal
    @AthanImmortal 5 месяцев назад +4

    Brings the house down every time! The creativity and such a breadth of knowledge really shines. Where the hell do you get heart calcification from in the middle of an improvised rap? (Number your videos!)❤

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 5 месяцев назад

      We should all keep spamming "number your videos" until he does. Chris mate, the people have spoken. Actually don't bother... that sounds more like a Harry Mack thing to do.
      ^that ought to get him going.

  • @dannyc9903
    @dannyc9903 5 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is a genius! Shame I live in London but the next time i visit NY, I'll be booking tickets to see his show- even before I go to my hotel!

  • @merkymeadows
    @merkymeadows 5 месяцев назад +1

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE SO FAR!!! I think I like it when there’s less topics than five. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 5 месяцев назад +27

    I slightly prefer the raps based off conversation than people shouting out random words :D

  • @AdjecantHero
    @AdjecantHero 5 месяцев назад +2

    Your confidence has grown soooo much this past year - awesome to witness!!! ;) love from Denmark

  • @mareksaltberg1484
    @mareksaltberg1484 5 месяцев назад +1

    One of your best shows ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @pieter-jandevos3881
    @pieter-jandevos3881 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fantastic Chris, one of your best! Keep it up!

  • @DhruvaDevOnline
    @DhruvaDevOnline 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved this one it was better than everything so far ! Keep it up Chris!

  • @AmericanSCPO
    @AmericanSCPO Месяц назад

    I am amazed at every video i watch. This guy is so funny, even just his stand-up. His wit is razor sharp, and his rap as goodcas it gets. His IQ must be off the charts he knows everything and in depth. Pure genius.

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker 5 месяцев назад +1

    Absolute banger mate - thanks for sharing, Chris. I'm planning an Edinburgh trip to come and see you live - can't fkin wait! 👊

  • @speckdratz
    @speckdratz 5 месяцев назад +2

    Fire! Absolutely frickin' fabulous FIRE!

  • @donhaschi
    @donhaschi 3 месяца назад

    I can’t stop watching your videos ! Your freestyle is unbelievable, otherworldly!
    Chris turner you are amazing !

  • @TheMrpunisher77
    @TheMrpunisher77 5 месяцев назад +2

    You never fail to make me laugh Sir. Thank you.

  • @vaudevillian7
    @vaudevillian7 Месяц назад

    One of the best ones you’ve done Chris, so good

  • @nathanrumens2394
    @nathanrumens2394 5 месяцев назад

    One of the best ones yet, good job my man

  • @deanhawkes1
    @deanhawkes1 5 месяцев назад

    Love this new way to extract the topics for the rap. Nice one.

  • @mvashton
    @mvashton 5 месяцев назад

    Never ceases to amaze!

  • @andrewgreaves56
    @andrewgreaves56 3 месяца назад

    I’ve seen a lot of your stuff which is all amazing but somehow this topped it. Unbelievable talent.

  • @mylesmacinnes
    @mylesmacinnes 2 месяца назад +1

    Definitely in the 2024 top 10 compilation 👌

  • @Richard_and_Heather
    @Richard_and_Heather 5 месяцев назад

    Damn Chris, you straight murdered that beat. Your freestyle ability is definitely top 5 if not top 3 I've heard in a couple decades. Keep those bars top teir my guy.
    Richard from Arkansas

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 5 месяцев назад

      Who are the other 2 on the top?

    • @Richard_and_Heather
      @Richard_and_Heather 5 месяцев назад

      @@albertosierraalta3223 I'd have to say Eminem and Juice Wrld. If you haven't heard Juice Wrld999 freestyle he does 2 separate sessions like a year or 2 apart but one he does over nothing but Eminem beats. He has a different cadence every flow without missing a step except maybe o ce in the entire hour of non stop freestyles. I am talking mainly in recent years but Em has been a freestyle king forever. I used to listen to alot of old DJ Screw and Swisha House and alot of those guys could freestyle pretty damn well. WhT about you. Who do you like? Oh yeah, and Joey Badass, I think is his name, is incredibly talented

  • @Beanboiwolf
    @Beanboiwolf 3 месяца назад

    Ngl oxfordshire/cambridge graduates that turn into comedians is genuinely so good they have such a broad range of topics to lace into comedy its wild

  • @daibonehead
    @daibonehead 4 месяца назад +1

    Great interaction with the audience! If you ever come back to the U.K. please try and get a date in Cardiff.

  • @Andrew_Fernie
    @Andrew_Fernie 5 месяцев назад

    That was a belter 👏👏

  • @rogerfederer9523
    @rogerfederer9523 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love u Chris!

  • @guybrushthreepwood2910
    @guybrushthreepwood2910 3 месяца назад +1

    Holy shit, that is fantastic!

  • @onetruenation65
    @onetruenation65 5 месяцев назад

    I check in on you from time to time, but how do you have less than 10mil subs?! Much deserved!

  • @richg1714
    @richg1714 5 месяцев назад

    Nothing but fierce!

  • @CaseyRoseAlwaysPositive
    @CaseyRoseAlwaysPositive 5 месяцев назад +3

    F-ING EPIC !!!
    🎊🥳👍🎊

  • @WithTwoFlakes
    @WithTwoFlakes 5 месяцев назад

    Love the clever raps as obvs that's your thing, but it was great to see a slightly longer video with more of your excellent crowd work. Probably my fave video apart from "Je m'appelle Cletus..." Me & my mates already planning the train journey to Edinburgh for the Fringe so fingers crossed we can get tickets to see you.

  • @deemo5245
    @deemo5245 5 месяцев назад

    Talent

  • @Rowan-k4u
    @Rowan-k4u 5 месяцев назад

    Hands down this might be my favourite Audience rap you've ever done. Wish you could tour back in Blighty, I'd love to come to one of your shows.

  • @krashkidd2988
    @krashkidd2988 3 месяца назад

    BEST ONE YET!

  • @orionvassi
    @orionvassi 3 месяца назад

    That white bag is sick af. Need one just like that to use as a bong case.

  • @nerdimmunity7672
    @nerdimmunity7672 2 месяца назад

    That was amazing

  • @johncallaghan4616
    @johncallaghan4616 5 месяцев назад

    Su-perb ! Just SUPERB !

  • @nathandgibson
    @nathandgibson 5 месяцев назад

    So funny. So good!

  • @isleofthorns
    @isleofthorns 5 месяцев назад

    up there with the best!

  • @omarshaikh8264
    @omarshaikh8264 5 месяцев назад

    Bloody Awesome!

  • @itsdj3than
    @itsdj3than 5 месяцев назад

    Un-fucking-real!

  • @kaz007
    @kaz007 5 месяцев назад +1

    GREAT SESSION,whats the track in the background to your rap,you KILLED IT.

  • @Rynosnoborder
    @Rynosnoborder 5 месяцев назад

    Not only does it flow and rhyme, not only is it funny, but you sometimes drop some real shit too like the bars about moving to New york because the hearts might be healthier but there's more money. Like, damn bro.

  • @martinrobson5658
    @martinrobson5658 3 месяца назад +1

    How is this guy not mega famous?

  • @matiaspizarro7960
    @matiaspizarro7960 5 месяцев назад

    Never fails to cheer me up :)

  • @14percentviking
    @14percentviking 5 месяцев назад

    Superb

  • @iTrytoTrytoo
    @iTrytoTrytoo 5 месяцев назад

    Rapping, for this guy, is just extra time to think about his next joke.

  • @jonathanluies4230
    @jonathanluies4230 2 дня назад

    Thanks!

  • @EverettKoss-Erwin
    @EverettKoss-Erwin 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yo Chris, if you're reading this, I loved the mountain lion bit!

    • @hodor6159
      @hodor6159 5 месяцев назад

      I bet you did.

    • @redcapote4760
      @redcapote4760 5 месяцев назад

      @@hodor6159 Just the tip.

  • @hanspeter4557
    @hanspeter4557 5 месяцев назад

    You literally are a genius

  • @UnofficialFoneE
    @UnofficialFoneE 5 месяцев назад

    Fire

  • @Asnerlicious
    @Asnerlicious 5 месяцев назад

    Ah yes, the Monatanan marine biologist...

  • @benzieyeah
    @benzieyeah 5 месяцев назад +1

    SUNN O))) IYKYK

  • @michaelwisniewski6047
    @michaelwisniewski6047 5 месяцев назад

    Love how you wove in the crap

  • @dabos6
    @dabos6 5 месяцев назад

    🔥

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 5 месяцев назад

    Well tha was fun

  • @corcoos
    @corcoos 5 месяцев назад +1

    I can only respond in an Eastern European accent 🤷‍♂

  • @therealzilch
    @therealzilch 2 месяца назад

    Unfuckingbelievable.

  • @torigodbey383
    @torigodbey383 5 месяцев назад

    When are you coming to New Orleans?

  • @ZackSilver77
    @ZackSilver77 5 месяцев назад +1

    Noice as always

  • @Ben_D.
    @Ben_D. 5 месяцев назад

    Jesus dude...
    smokin today

  • @kaz007
    @kaz007 5 месяцев назад

    Whats the track in the background your rapping to chris???

  • @xLaVey
    @xLaVey 4 месяца назад

    Lol

  • @austing4753
    @austing4753 5 месяцев назад

    Lmao Roasts audience for 11 minutes, posts video 10 minutes long. Great vid though, so its worth.

  • @surf101-
    @surf101- 4 месяца назад

    This guy is much better than Harry Mack.

  • @amismarterthanmy6thgrader
    @amismarterthanmy6thgrader 5 месяцев назад

    11 minutes of roasting in only 9 minutes ,, that's how hot Chris is 😂

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel 5 месяцев назад +1

    Good grief. How do you do it? Handbags, heart defects and operation managers must be three of the least funny topics on the planet. Comedy from nothing, in an instant.

  • @lestuder
    @lestuder 5 месяцев назад +1

    First ❤

  • @lucynyu333
    @lucynyu333 3 месяца назад

    Eminem got nothing on this guy :D

  • @avanittersum2156
    @avanittersum2156 5 месяцев назад

    good crowdwork! rap was a bit slow, maybe a faster beat would have helped.

    • @StrangeAttractor
      @StrangeAttractor 5 месяцев назад +1

      You do understand he’s completely improvising, right? Mans a genius.

    • @avanittersum2156
      @avanittersum2156 5 месяцев назад

      @@StrangeAttractor absolutly. i have been watching him for a while. it's just that i have seen him do better.