Freestyle Rapper spits about Dude's Butt Tattoo?! | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 49

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  26 дней назад +6

    Come to a show! www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates ...Get an extra rap every week by joining the channel! ruclips.net/user/chrispjturnerjoin

  • @Mr_Saxon
    @Mr_Saxon 25 дней назад +24

    I love it when Chris adopts a different accent whilst dropping bars

  • @DanT100
    @DanT100 25 дней назад +20

    Round of applause from the guy who laughed at the beginning when you said you were a rapper. Mission accomplished.

  • @Wajeeba
    @Wajeeba 25 дней назад +30

    Goddamn Chris, that left handed - sinister line was pure gold 👌

    • @WithTwoFlakes
      @WithTwoFlakes 24 дня назад

      Yeah, it looked like no-one in the crowd really picked up on that, I see one or two folks in the comments did. The benefits of a classical education helping Chris there, three years at Oxford not wasted 😀

  • @Gardow
    @Gardow 25 дней назад +31

    For anyone wondering: a stringer is one of those ropes or chains that fishermen hang fish on after they're caught. If you've seen pictures of people holding several fish up by a rope, that's a stringer.

    • @an9l1c1sm6
      @an9l1c1sm6 25 дней назад +7

      Thanks, Mike ehrmanTROUT.

    • @rossclarke4619
      @rossclarke4619 25 дней назад +3

      I’m the uk it’s a string of bait attached to your hook as free bait when you cast out. We don’t tend to kill and string em up. Catch and release baby 💥

    • @DavidWillanski
      @DavidWillanski 24 дня назад +1

      so it's where you put the fish

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream 25 дней назад +12

    Wish this one was longer, the flow was mental!! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @IlBiggo
    @IlBiggo 17 дней назад +4

    "Left-handed mime, so it's pretty sinister". Oh my gosh [falls from chair]

  • @loffarenerik2914
    @loffarenerik2914 18 дней назад +2

    *you are awesome Chris*

  • @TheBlackAxe1
    @TheBlackAxe1 25 дней назад +8

    Chris shines with his rhymes, they’re ever so tough. I wish he posted more, I can’t get enough…and shit!

  • @ezcheesy1981
    @ezcheesy1981 24 дня назад +5

    Red did good, that beat was sick! The rap, even better!

  • @NathanLong
    @NathanLong 25 дней назад +8

    I was expecting trout fishing to transition to hand jobs with "master baiter". Still great though!

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill 25 дней назад +6

    Wild.

  • @GammaRays10
    @GammaRays10 25 дней назад +6

    Disappointing suggestions, but fire bringing it home

  • @RealBenda
    @RealBenda 25 дней назад +33

    Ayyyyy the beat didn't suck! Chris could shine all the brighter for it! ^_^

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 25 дней назад +3

      It made such a difference to Chris's rap. He's great on the shite beats as well but they hold him back

    • @sephy980
      @sephy980 25 дней назад +8

      Not as bad as they have been recently, still pretty bad though tbh.

    • @JLongTom
      @JLongTom 25 дней назад +7

      Still very plinkety plonk. Chris shines best with punishing, cold, boom-bap. High energy brings deep assocations.

    • @andytraill
      @andytraill 25 дней назад +1

      Absolute OP beat.

  • @DanielMores
    @DanielMores 25 дней назад +10

    HOW? How does a brain work like that?

    • @Filth_Hub
      @Filth_Hub 24 дня назад +1

      Ask Harry Mack?

    • @DirdyJoker
      @DirdyJoker 24 дня назад +2

      @@Filth_Hub Yeah both these guys are awesome at what they do

    • @YegorKin-e4c
      @YegorKin-e4c 24 дня назад +3

      @@Filth_Hubhmack is good, but need to read some books (u know, books?) to be compared to Chris.

    • @briondalion
      @briondalion 20 дней назад +1

      practice. Those who can do stuff like this, such as Chris, with his intellect, he just knows how to rhyme more complex words. With enough vocabulary + actual knowledge and practice, others can do this too. Try it out sometime. Just start playing a random beat that is fair use, think of a short story or poem basically, and then focus on rhyming and pacing

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour 18 дней назад +1

      Practice, education. Give it a shot, you might surprise yourself.

  • @donciotti3639
    @donciotti3639 25 дней назад +2

    You are brilliant Chris, one English guy to another..our humour is sacred

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker 24 дня назад

    Just absolutely fantastic, Chris - another real banger mate!

  • @islanders_MMA
    @islanders_MMA 24 дня назад

    Comedy mix with talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!

  • @jamiepereramusic
    @jamiepereramusic 24 дня назад

    Keep the music guy - the combo is brilliant

  • @wordzfailmebro
    @wordzfailmebro 25 дней назад +1

    Genius Toasting White Bread.🐨👍

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 25 дней назад +1

    Stacking rhymes like they're rows of Heinz baked beans at Costco. Rhymes for days

  • @Tartarus-xj7du
    @Tartarus-xj7du 24 дня назад

    Imagine you hear him for the very first time 🥰🥰🥰

  • @keithc9461
    @keithc9461 25 дней назад

    Really good, suggestion's not too good but Chris.. nah hold my water, ❤

  • @Ben_D.
    @Ben_D. 25 дней назад

    Dude is getting better with time

  • @philoffhistree6700
    @philoffhistree6700 25 дней назад

    man not just good rhyming its also comedic

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta 25 дней назад +2

    Chris, you never fail to amaze me. This is just great, this has everything; you can have laughs for good jokes, interactive with the people, epic lyrics and singing. Keep it up \o/

  • @schrodingerscat8621
    @schrodingerscat8621 25 дней назад

    I like the left-handed sinister bars! I believe the definition of sinister is of the left side.

  • @suede__
    @suede__ 10 дней назад

    Use of sinister about lefties was awesome.

  • @bhaumanshah6100
    @bhaumanshah6100 5 дней назад

    THE BPM SHOULD BE SLOWER , ITS GOING OFFBEAT

  • @psykopifsobrelaruta
    @psykopifsobrelaruta 25 дней назад

    Ciasgra

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 25 дней назад

    +

  • @maurofranklim5533
    @maurofranklim5533 25 дней назад +3

    44s and only 1 view? He’s really falling off isn’t he

    • @user-zm8cg3lu3q
      @user-zm8cg3lu3q 25 дней назад

      ha ha when you left your comment the video had only been released for a few minutes?!?! 🤣🤣
      Or am I missing the point and you were being ironic? 🤷‍♀

    • @MachoMaster
      @MachoMaster 25 дней назад

      ​@@user-zm8cg3lu3q
      It's meme.

    • @user-zm8cg3lu3q
      @user-zm8cg3lu3q 24 дня назад

      @@MachoMaster Thanks

  • @Four-of-Six
    @Four-of-Six 10 дней назад

    Lose that 'Red' fella he is ruining the show.....