The Ghillie Suit (Sniper Tech)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  4 года назад +801

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  • @netrolancer1061
    @netrolancer1061 4 года назад +4295

    Sarge: Private, I didn't see you at camouflage practice yesterday.
    Private: Thank-you sir.

  • @DSMCasual
    @DSMCasual 4 года назад +754

    Macmillan: follows me and keep moving.
    Also Macmillan: Are you Daft?

  • @shepard1175
    @shepard1175 4 года назад +5541

    “50 thousand people used to live here. Now it’s a ghost town”

    • @scorchedsniper
      @scorchedsniper 4 года назад +366

      “Winds getting a bit choppy. You can compensate or you can wait it out, but he might leave before it dies down. It’s your call”

    • @nakitaluckysibih5581
      @nakitaluckysibih5581 4 года назад +190

      @@scorchedsniper remember what I taught you. Keep your minds on the bullet's flight path. In your distance, you will take the shot into a account

    • @kaddouraymen3296
      @kaddouraymen3296 4 года назад +118

      patrolling the mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @Macedthur
      @Macedthur 4 года назад +124

      Easy lad theres to many of them, let them go, keep a low profile and hold your fire

    • @rowelangeloflores8031
      @rowelangeloflores8031 4 года назад +67

      Oi suzzy!

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 4 года назад +1306

    My uncle is a wildlife reserve anti poacher in South Africa. He showed me how to build a ghillie suit and I cannot understate how much these things make you disappear. I’ve had people walk mere meters past me without seeing us
    Edit: for anyone interested to build a ghillie get a base camo uniform, preferably jacket and trousers (jump suit can work) and a boonie hat. Super glue and sew a fishnet to the back, with extra going over the shoulder and down the arms and a small overhang over the butt. Get jute, dye it differently and cut bunches to different lengths. Then tie the jute to the fishnet using a slightly less than random sequence. (Try to make slight groups of colours but don’t blend the colours. And make sure to use random lengths of jute). Lots of RUclips video guides.

  • @terminator6552
    @terminator6552 4 года назад +727

    "IT'S NOW OR NEVER, TAKE THE SHOT!"
    -MacMillian

    • @kashiramgautam1182
      @kashiramgautam1182 4 года назад +6

      I thought you dead bruh

    • @terminator6552
      @terminator6552 4 года назад +4

      @Riskeyx *no*

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 4 года назад +3

      Even though i CLEARLY shot him in the fucking head,he is still alive.

    • @TemikoGamer2020
      @TemikoGamer2020 4 года назад +4

      This Quote Is From Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Nice.

    • @weewoo4913
      @weewoo4913 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like MacMillan killed JFK

  • @mrgamerguy9104
    @mrgamerguy9104 4 года назад +719

    Wearing the Ghillie suit gives you the following:
    100+ Sneak
    10+ Accuracy with rifles
    10+ Perception
    Perks:
    Oi, Suzy
    This perk allows you to distract your enemy as well as give you temporary firepower boost with sniper rifles.

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 года назад +8

      Or you could do the party cone hat for plus 11 perception. Soldiers foot wear for plus 40 sneak and plus 5 to accuracy and damage with military weapons. Ninja's pants for plus 31 sneak. Crazy Earl's vest for 37 sneak which gives the following perk
      Old man's ghost: which can be used for crazy Earl to show you how to double the damage of your next rifle shot for momentarily slowness. Or can be used to distract enemies with a crazy old man ghost
      That's why you never go for a set bonus. Things that don't look good will have better stats 😛🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @billyyoung6365
      @billyyoung6365 4 года назад +3

      YESS finally someone said it

    • @perro3581
      @perro3581 4 года назад +14

      Oí, Suzy... huh?? *gets knocked out by McMillan*

    • @jsaviourss8049
      @jsaviourss8049 4 года назад +1

      Accuracy -20 Because its messes up ur laying down position and so u can get into a good strong stance

    • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
      @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 года назад +3

      -10 concealment to dogs

  • @PC-nx8jm
    @PC-nx8jm 4 года назад +2296

    Call of duty players:
    “You know, I’m something of a sniper myself”.

    • @xxcaptninjaxx4301
      @xxcaptninjaxx4301 4 года назад +34

      p c ghillie suit use by camper in cod.😂

    • @maximilianolimamoreira5002
      @maximilianolimamoreira5002 4 года назад +2

      nah,it isn't enough.

    • @wattsnottaken1
      @wattsnottaken1 4 года назад +15

      “You can take them out or let them pass, your call” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @howdoichangemyusername9802
      @howdoichangemyusername9802 4 года назад +9

      *Proceeds to stick the sniper scope in eye in half a second

    • @jc441-i3q
      @jc441-i3q 4 года назад +10

      Speaking as a samurai, I find CoD players to be generally foolish and dishonorable.

  • @scouttf2143
    @scouttf2143 3 года назад +341

    “Hey John, was that piece of tall thick grass there before?”
    “No, I don’t think so.”
    “I think it’s pointing a gun at us.”

    • @comertgamingandetcviewinga3829
      @comertgamingandetcviewinga3829 3 года назад +3

      I will not hug u * staring at you while calling ntf *

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 года назад +5

      "We're screwed, Bill."

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR 3 года назад +5

      “Yeah don’t worry about it just a grass with an mg42 it’s fine”

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 года назад +3

      @@Del80VR "A grass with WHAT!?"

    • @Zeunknown1234
      @Zeunknown1234 3 года назад +1

      @@ChaplainPhantasm "goddamn it, MG42 Ryan!"

  • @poosedpast
    @poosedpast 4 года назад +1756

    When you're chilling around Chernobyl but the grass starts speaking Scottish

    • @billyyoung6365
      @billyyoung6365 4 года назад +138

      ITS LIKE A BLOODY CONVENTION OOT THERE

    • @tianosbits
      @tianosbits 4 года назад +81

      OI SUZY

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 4 года назад +38

      Nah that's just the radiation sickness setting in

    • @kontro3881
      @kontro3881 4 года назад +21

      did I just see a call of duty reference

    • @CRob172
      @CRob172 3 года назад +20

      50 thousand people used to live here, now it’s a ghost town

  • @kickingmustang
    @kickingmustang 4 года назад +1522

    Ghillie Suit technology has advanced a long way since the research for this video was done. It's almost 20 years out of date now. Enjoyable watch although a shame that modern ghillie suit techniques were not included.

    • @JadedEagle
      @JadedEagle 4 года назад +90

      Can you educate us please?

    • @ZumbieGuy
      @ZumbieGuy 4 года назад +14

      Have you taken a visit to the Pig Pond?

    • @DZ477
      @DZ477 4 года назад +70

      This video is made in 2020... How is it 20 years out of date?

    • @spacecase7566
      @spacecase7566 4 года назад +24

      Englighten us.

    • @kickingmustang
      @kickingmustang 4 года назад +165

      Droiz Because ghillie suit technology has come a long way in the last 20 years since classic hessian suits were used. We now use very lightweight materials, you can barely feel the suits we now wear.

  • @brandonstanfield6999
    @brandonstanfield6999 4 года назад +1567

    Looks like simple history is all ghillied up

  • @JediGamerX
    @JediGamerX 4 года назад +682

    Everything’s fine until the bushes start moving and yell “Oi Suzy!”

  • @randomperson5775
    @randomperson5775 4 года назад +388

    Some enemy:i told a joke to my squad and the bushes laughed
    Squad leader: *they what*

    • @filthymolotovite
      @filthymolotovite 4 года назад +27

      *laugh in Vietnamese where we make our own ghillie suits*

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 4 года назад +27

      @@filthymolotovite laughs in finnish snow suit

    • @fallen6060
      @fallen6060 3 года назад +4

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 3 года назад +8

      "They had a sense of humour, obviously."

    • @Zeunknown1234
      @Zeunknown1234 3 года назад

      @@ilkkarautio2449 "Better humor than those boomers"

  • @diegosantana5020
    @diegosantana5020 4 года назад +222

    Ghillie suit: Exists
    Thermal detector: Imma bout to end this whole man's carreer.

    • @CRob172
      @CRob172 3 года назад +42

      There’s actually ghillie suits now that don’t emit a thermal read, pretty crazy

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 3 года назад +6

      ^ Not really, thats what atleast i expect from piece of concealment tech of this age. 🤔

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 3 года назад +10

      Mylar blanket stops thermals.
      Of course, you kind of look like a baked potato

    • @josephhussain7238
      @josephhussain7238 3 года назад +3

      @@phredphlintstone6455 but why wouldn't you want to look like a baked potato?

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 3 года назад +4

      @@josephhussain7238 ok, walk around reflecting light, any and all light

  • @kthepro3204
    @kthepro3204 3 года назад +71

    "remember what i've taught you keep in mind varible humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path at this distance you'll also have to take the coriolis affect into account" captain macmillain

  • @AatiNiiranen
    @AatiNiiranen 4 года назад +614

    Imagine just chilling in the defensive position and then just seeing a man in a bush 100 meters away

    • @Simplehistory
      @Simplehistory  4 года назад +291

      If you have seen him its already too late

    • @LtSanchez.
      @LtSanchez. 4 года назад +55

      By that time you’re already shaking hands with god.

    • @astrosfox6911
      @astrosfox6911 4 года назад +36

      Indeed. But if it is a good sniper, he won't be just 100 meters away from your position. Trust me on that

    • @demonprinces17
      @demonprinces17 4 года назад +6

      @@astrosfox6911 they often scouted, the best I heard was one that walked out of a bush next to a guarded command post

    • @bioemiliano
      @bioemiliano 4 года назад +4

      @@demonprinces17 Good ol' speaking bushes

  • @teddoed2553
    @teddoed2553 4 года назад +2564

    I was literally playing all ghillie up then I see this pop up on my phone

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify 4 года назад +356

    Me: *Sees COD REFERENCES*
    “ I am The End, I am here to bring you to your ultimate fate.” Metal Gear

    • @SparkingEX
      @SparkingEX 4 года назад +16

      *waits 2 weeks*

    • @npne1253
      @npne1253 4 года назад +1

      And the bush monsters from bfbc2

    • @cap1841
      @cap1841 4 года назад +4

      The boss in that game that can do a photosynthesis...

    • @l1nus0nl1neproductions9
      @l1nus0nl1neproductions9 4 года назад +1

      Hold on, let me just reset the date on my PS2

    • @cap1841
      @cap1841 4 года назад +2

      @@l1nus0nl1neproductions9 instant win lol

  • @Gray_And_Foggy
    @Gray_And_Foggy 4 года назад +47

    *_"The place is a fortress. Only one way in or out, unless you've learnt to fly."_*

  • @joshuallorente8568
    @joshuallorente8568 4 года назад +35

    *“I’ll tell you here Price, you surely have the charms.”*

  • @amazingandy007yt3
    @amazingandy007yt3 4 года назад +213

    All ghilled up Intenfies in the background

  • @lukasbauer586
    @lukasbauer586 4 года назад +261

    Captain MacMillian: We’re impossible to spot in our Ghillie Suits

  • @wattsnottaken1
    @wattsnottaken1 4 года назад +883

    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿”Too much radiation, we’ll have to go around”🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @XMando11
      @XMando11 4 года назад +9

      If no one did something against the bots I guess I’ll do it myself

    • @Mr.SM2939OLD
      @Mr.SM2939OLD 4 года назад +5

      When someone 360 no scope this freaking bot?

    • @Hunk62
      @Hunk62 4 года назад +12

      "Tüü moch redieshen, we'll have to go aröhnd"

    • @thanethanh6405
      @thanethanh6405 4 года назад +5

      @muhammet miraç eşitmez I wonder how these bots choose comments, "Hmmmm this human seems retarded" 😭😭😭😂

    • @LK-cq4qq
      @LK-cq4qq 4 года назад +1

      Yes boii

  • @curraheewolf
    @curraheewolf 4 года назад +7

    Watched the video at home before I came to work and the video was excellent. I never knew the story behind the ghillie suit. I can't even imagine the discipline and training one would have to go through to be a sniper. Build your own ghillie suit and doing the maintenance on it and/or your other/backup ghillie suits. Impressive!

  • @MambaBreezy24
    @MambaBreezy24 4 года назад +24

    *We'll be impossible to spot in our GELY suits. - Captain McMillan.*

  • @SirStalingrad
    @SirStalingrad 4 года назад +484

    Simple History facing people who deny this in History: “Take em out or let em pass”

  • @mr.formal6723
    @mr.formal6723 4 года назад +494

    Random Russian: Anyone hear that accent?
    His friend: I don’t hear it
    Random Russian: I think I’m hearing things

  • @speedster1093
    @speedster1093 4 года назад +140

    The Ghillie Suit is probably one of the best inventions ever.

    • @ricodsanchez6792
      @ricodsanchez6792 4 года назад +12

      actually internet p**n is

    • @speedster1093
      @speedster1093 4 года назад +2

      rico d'sanchez Haha! 🤣

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 4 года назад

      @Basedand Chadpilled
      Dunno bout that...
      Much of the Boogaloo will be fought against fairly low tech opposition. Very few will have working NVGs and FLIR by the fifth month in. Concealment will still be a thing...
      And if by chance you run into enemy so equipped, there will always be other means. Pull a Gideon, of you know what that means. Illumination is its own weapon. (Or at least extremely useful subterfuge.)

  • @itskingbeatz
    @itskingbeatz 4 года назад +46

    "Delta One X-ray, we have been compromised I repeat, we have been compromised"

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 4 года назад +3

      It's Delta Two-Four.
      "Delta Two-Four, this is Alpha Six. We have been compromised, I repeat we have been compromised. Now heading to Extraction point four.

    • @e.r.uscout4940
      @e.r.uscout4940 4 года назад +1

      Alpha six, Big Bird is en route, E.T.A - 20 minutes, Don't be late We're stretchin' our fuel as it is. Out

    • @yaad3716
      @yaad3716 3 года назад

      We'll lose on that apartment come on

  • @optimusprimeplayz6443
    @optimusprimeplayz6443 4 года назад +39

    "Are You Daft?"
    -All Ghillied Up
    "Switching To Your Pistol Is Always Faster Than Reloading"
    -F.N.G

  • @arandomperson5434
    @arandomperson5434 4 года назад +71

    One of my friends were in Ukraine once. They saw a person with a ghillie suit.
    One of them said "oi suzie" in a Scottish accent.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 года назад +345

    Meanwhile, Navies around the world adopted a blue digital camouflage...
    Useful when you’re overboard.

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 года назад +5

      Sarcasm?

    • @joewaten1243
      @joewaten1243 4 года назад +14

      @@OrbInDaFrame does it sound like it?

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 года назад +3

      @@joewaten1243 yeah kinda

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 4 года назад +8

      looks like you have a bot in your comment section

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 года назад +2

      @@vasoconvict silence bot

  • @lightninghawk5981
    @lightninghawk5981 4 года назад +195

    Insurgent: Brother, why is that bush whispering to us?
    Insurgent 2: Idk let’s check it out
    Bush: Price, they’re in range, neutralize them

    • @sonwukong7077
      @sonwukong7077 4 года назад +2

      Insurgent: *Visible confusion*

  • @jacob_swaggerz
    @jacob_swaggerz 4 года назад +7

    "Sniper on the Eastern Front: The Memoirs of Sepp Allerberger, Knights Cross" is an absolutely brilliant book about an Austrian Gebirgsjäger sniper on the eastern front. It's matter of fact, non-apologetic and a seriously great read.

  • @nosanitii3598
    @nosanitii3598 4 года назад +82

    “Almost buried him Pripyat with Macmillan”

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 4 года назад +446

    Soldiers : sir why is that plant running?
    Officer : that ain't plant that's a leaf type pokemon! Let's go catch it.

    • @BadBass_TV
      @BadBass_TV 4 года назад +16

      Underrated comment

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 4 года назад +16

      Typical officer/soldier interaction.

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight 4 года назад +20

      M67 fragmentation grenade, I choose you.
      M67, use detonate.
      M67 used detonate. It was super effective.
      Enemy Sniper fainted.

    • @andrealugo841
      @andrealugo841 4 года назад +6

      LMFAO!
      Soldier: Sir uh why tf is that plant moving?
      Lieutenant: That ain't a plant Sarge. It's a fucking grass type Pokémon boi. *checks Pokédex* yeah it's a Bayleef wearing a Ghillie suit.
      Captain: Let's go catch it!!

    • @bankerlangsynjoin2883
      @bankerlangsynjoin2883 4 года назад +3

      I'TS A CHIKORITA CATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 4 года назад +101

    I've gotta get one. They look like the coolest military clothing ever

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 года назад +21

      I highly recommend making one suited to your environment, it may be heavier and less breathable than store-bought ones, but will be much more effective.

    • @jmsgridiron5628
      @jmsgridiron5628 4 года назад +5

      I got one when roughly 7 years ago and it was 200 bucks. They're really cool but they're basically an oven. Not to mention any stray branches or sticks will get stuck in them very easily

    • @sclice8680
      @sclice8680 4 года назад +2

      Know any stores with a cheap price?

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 4 года назад +6

      Get what? I dont see anything in this video except for the shoe commericial

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 4 года назад +3

      Ok so there’s a compromise between effectiveness and ease of use. A full Ghillie is very effective but it’s hot and heavy and useless unless stalking.
      A compromise is a ghillie cape made from a piece of sniper veil material, cut a split in the veil and tie the corners to the edge forming a loop for your arms.
      Then add your jute material to the cape, again the compromise here is the more you add the more bulky this will be but the better the camouflage. Pair this with a boonie hat with netting stitched to the top and jute added and you have a fairly effective system that can be easily slipped on and off and fits in the pocket of your cargo pants.

  • @WesterlyWilderness
    @WesterlyWilderness 4 года назад +1

    Currently working as a Ghillie on a scottish highland estate , your words are spot on !

  • @deepalperera4592
    @deepalperera4592 4 года назад +12

    "It's a bloody convention out there"
    "Oi, Suzy!"

  • @noble9864
    @noble9864 4 года назад +114

    "Too much radiation. We'll have to go around."

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 4 года назад +653

    Nobody:
    The comment section : all ghillied up joke

    • @poosedpast
      @poosedpast 4 года назад +5

      @muhammet miraç eşitmez Thats very true

    • @andrealugo841
      @andrealugo841 4 года назад +4

      @muhammet miraç eşitmez ye

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +2

      I made my own with washed up Kelp on the beach and pretended to be a swamp monster.

    • @globertdasas2374
      @globertdasas2374 4 года назад +1

      @@KandiKlover bruh

    • @somerandomidio
      @somerandomidio 4 года назад

      @@KandiKlover That is so evil lmao.

  • @not_funny_I_didnt_laugh
    @not_funny_I_didnt_laugh 4 года назад +166

    Macmillan: "OI Suzi!"
    Guard: Huh?
    MacyBigslap
    Macmillan: "ThAtS hOw ItS dOnE"

  • @ernestbywater411
    @ernestbywater411 4 года назад +1

    Snipers have been assigned specialists since the late late 16th century, not the 20th century. Snipers were usually assigned as individuals within units who showed exceptional skills at shooting. During the Napoleonic wars there were a few small units as special sniper / marksman units. About the only change that came about in the 20th century was the establishment of permanent sniper training units and the formal issue of camouflage gear like a ghillie suit. Prior to that they were ad hoc systems organised by the individuals on a personal choice basis.

  • @ayexzs
    @ayexzs 4 года назад +15

    "Keep a low profile, and hold your fire."

  • @revmedia8108
    @revmedia8108 4 года назад +78

    Alternate title: *the grass suit*
    Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!

    • @spy_pl
      @spy_pl 4 года назад +1

      @Joshua Nunes leaf suit*

    • @ODST_Jar
      @ODST_Jar 4 года назад +1

      I saw you on the willne channel

    • @pops7249
      @pops7249 4 года назад

      greeny uniform

  • @ayyarmia9186
    @ayyarmia9186 4 года назад +22

    Y’know what’s cool, the mission All Ghillied Up from CoD MW1 was located in Chernobyl and since it was so abandoned and overgrown, the grass was tall and the ghillie suit that Lt. Price and Captain MacMillan used was perfect for it

  • @jayjayxl1215
    @jayjayxl1215 4 года назад +28

    Oh this reminds me of Call of duty so let's get "ghillied up"

  • @chadmonkegorrila8996
    @chadmonkegorrila8996 3 года назад +4

    I bought dem vessi shoes and I don't regret it 100%

  • @genericname8284
    @genericname8284 4 года назад +35

    1:35: *All Ghillied Up flashbacks*

  • @sheepuswoolius
    @sheepuswoolius 4 года назад +68

    Snipers: Grass suit best suit
    Simo Häyhä: *Laughs in snow suit*

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 4 года назад +9

      Obama: laughs in Drone Strike...

    • @anakinskywalker880
      @anakinskywalker880 4 года назад +2

      Aleister Lavey you must be fun at parties

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 4 года назад +4

      @@anakinskywalker880 jup. At the End of every Party i went, the Cops arrested us always laughed about my Jokes.

    • @anakinskywalker880
      @anakinskywalker880 4 года назад +2

      Aleister Lavey am I suppose to be laughing?

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 4 года назад +3

      @@anakinskywalker880 You are a Free Human, laugh, if you feel like or don't, if you don't. It's your own Choice.
      If I would stop joking and laughing about this insane absurd Times we're experiencing, I would sink into a deep deep nihilistic hole. This Way I can at least stay in Action and have light-hearted Moments nearly every Day.
      I don't know who you are, but I hope you've found something else, that makes you smile and laugh in heavy Times.
      (Except if it is something, that hurts People. In that Case, please talk to Psychologist)

  • @Wolfboy_109
    @Wolfboy_109 4 года назад +61

    Simple history: *new video about ghilie suit*
    COD player: lets us introduce ourself

  • @jonathantheslow
    @jonathantheslow 3 года назад +1

    The Levatos Scouts are definitely the inspiration for the Tanith 1st and Only. Both are stealthy light infantry with Gaelic (or Gaelic inspired in the case of the Tanith) culture.

  • @unknownkiwi4040
    @unknownkiwi4040 4 года назад

    Dude I actually loved the ad
    Impressed you animated that too
    Super cool :) loved the vid too

  • @american357
    @american357 4 года назад +48

    "Sniping is a good Job Mate!"

    • @hafizlee1799
      @hafizlee1799 4 года назад +5

      Professional have standards

    • @american357
      @american357 4 года назад +6

      @Agnite "Because at the end of the day, as long as two people are left in this planet, someone is gonna want someone dead"

    • @american357
      @american357 4 года назад +4

      "Dad, im not a crazy gunman.. Im an asassain.."
      (Car passes)
      "What is the diference? One is a job, and the other is mental sickness!"

    • @american357
      @american357 4 года назад +3

      "I think that mate saw me"
      (shooting)
      "Yes! Yes, he did!"

    • @american357
      @american357 4 года назад +3

      "Be Polite"
      "Be efficient"
      "Have a Plan to kill everyone you meet"
      *Shot*

  • @bravo6959
    @bravo6959 4 года назад +227

    When your in Chernobyl and the grass starts speaking scotish

  • @bigfloppagaming360
    @bigfloppagaming360 4 года назад +77

    "50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town"

    • @newpotatoxd
      @newpotatoxd 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @man-rx6od
      @man-rx6od 4 года назад

      Great there’s a bot here in the reply section:(

  • @fbi3579
    @fbi3579 4 года назад +9

    "Target down. I think I saw his arm fly off. Shock and blood loss will take care of the rest. Nice work Lieutenant."

  • @a.b4714
    @a.b4714 4 года назад +6

    “Enemy patrol up ahead, take em out quietly or let em pass, you’re call.”

  • @501stClonePilot
    @501stClonePilot 4 года назад +62

    Ghillie suit: *Exist*
    Every campers on CoD: [insert a meme here]

    • @dge_05
      @dge_05 4 года назад

      Every campers on COD: I'm about to end this mans whole career

    • @pops7249
      @pops7249 4 года назад

      Every campers on CoD : Tea Bag time!

  • @l.a.210
    @l.a.210 4 года назад +19

    MacMillan: too much radiation, we have to go around!
    Us: did the grass spoke Scottish :0

  • @alfredwhatsup1aw124
    @alfredwhatsup1aw124 4 года назад +17

    Simple History: Upload Ghillie Suit
    My brain: "All Ghillied Up flashback"

  • @thehighscalls
    @thehighscalls 4 года назад +4

    When you woke up in 3 AM and get back to your room not being noticed.
    Stealth

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 4 года назад +1

    I love the usage of the arctic warfare sniper rifles in this video. They are some of the best sniper rifles in the world.

  • @lonniebailey4989
    @lonniebailey4989 4 года назад +20

    Cpt. MacMillan: Stay low and move slowly. We'll be impossible to spot in our ghillie suits.

  • @GameShark-dn6wq
    @GameShark-dn6wq 4 года назад +15

    Cpt. MacMillan: Easy lad... there's too many of them. Keep a low profile and hold your fire

  • @captainmacmillan1752
    @captainmacmillan1752 4 года назад +27

    ""Easy lad, theres too many of them, let them go. Keep a low profile and hold your fire. Try to anticipate their paths. If you have to maneuver, do it slow and steady, no quick movements."

  • @pandarama43
    @pandarama43 4 года назад +3

    I'm joining the British army to hopefully become a sniper, so this video is really motivating and fun to learn the history. Keep up the awesome work

    • @HamHamPangPang4life
      @HamHamPangPang4life Год назад

      Did you succeed?

    • @pandarama43
      @pandarama43 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HamHamPangPang4lifeunfortunately not yet due to medical reasons. But I am trying again

  • @colinothebambino
    @colinothebambino 4 года назад +5

    Nobody:
    Strange looking grass: "Oi, Suzy!"

  • @dapeepingreaper6266
    @dapeepingreaper6266 4 года назад +100

    I came to give a “all ghillie up” joke but every one beat me to it

    • @trank46
      @trank46 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @DarkReaper2597
      @DarkReaper2597 4 года назад +1

      Didn’t see it coming huh?? (I don’t care if somebody made the joke)
      Edit: fixed wording due to autocorrects incorrectfullness

    • @trank46
      @trank46 4 года назад

      @@DarkReaper2597 I hate auto correct

  • @JOJO-ig2jw
    @JOJO-ig2jw 4 года назад +18

    Immediately remembers All Ghillied up😭

  • @averagedemographic8933
    @averagedemographic8933 4 года назад +12

    4:39, the suit should be more puffy to hide the shape of the head and make the shape in line with the shoulders, as I recall. The head’s silhouette is still visible here.
    Edit: (Some other things) The legs and the some of the front of the suit can be omitted given that the sniper only exposes his head and upper torso in firing position. Also, scope and binocular lenses are covered by some in thin fabric or partially obstructed to prevent glare. A sniper should not make sudden moves or draw unnecessary attention to themselves, unlike the clip where the sniper is suffering in the heat. Some more advanced ghillie suits do have special fabric which prevents an unnatural heat signature.

    • @xtentaconan0nym0us4
      @xtentaconan0nym0us4 4 года назад

      can u translate me this on germany pls?🙏

    • @averagedemographic8933
      @averagedemographic8933 4 года назад +1

      xtentac¡on / An0nYm0us
      4:39, der Anzug sollte geschwollener sein, um die Form des Kopfes zu verbergen und die Form an die Schultern anzupassen, wie ich mich erinnere. Die Silhouette des Kopfes ist hier noch sichtbar.
      Bearbeiten: (Einige andere Dinge) Die Beine und einige der Vorderseite des Anzugs können weggelassen werden, da der Scharfschütze nur seinen Kopf und Oberkörper in Schussposition freilegt. Zielfernrohr- und Fernglaslinsen sind von einigen mit dünnem Stoff bedeckt oder teilweise blockiert, um Blendung zu vermeiden. Ein Scharfschütze sollte keine plötzlichen Bewegungen ausführen oder unnötige Aufmerksamkeit auf sich ziehen, im Gegensatz zu dem Clip, in dem der Scharfschütze unter der Hitze leidet. Einige fortgeschrittenere Ghillie-Anzüge haben einen speziellen Stoff, der eine unnatürliche Hitzesignatur verhindert.
      (Ich habe Google Translate verwendet, damit dies falsch sein kann. Tut mir leid.)

    • @xtentaconan0nym0us4
      @xtentaconan0nym0us4 4 года назад

      @@averagedemographic8933 thanksssss bro🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @kyletrav996
    @kyletrav996 4 года назад

    The animation is getting better and better!

  • @camsky8764
    @camsky8764 3 года назад

    New thing to look into learn and use in my hunting guilies id never herd of them till now thankyou

  • @-ewantheeccentric-6065
    @-ewantheeccentric-6065 4 года назад +53

    Sniper: wears ghille suit.
    Also Sniper: I *HAVE ACHIEVED STEALTH*

  • @nephalemmadeline
    @nephalemmadeline 4 года назад +44

    “And even in urban areas”
    “Shows snow landscape gillie suit”

  • @g_unkn0wn525
    @g_unkn0wn525 4 года назад +18

    Russian Soldier: Hey Ivan, Why are you using that thermal scope in that oldforest, nothing seems to be there.
    Ivan: It seems to be malfunctioning Comrade, it detects some sort of moving heat at the grass.
    Russian soldier: *Moving at the W H A T*
    Ivan: *w a t*

  • @anonymouspersonthefake
    @anonymouspersonthefake 4 года назад +1

    Sergeant: See that guy over there?
    Solider: no
    Sergeant: me neither

  • @skviper45
    @skviper45 3 года назад

    1:32 COD4 Poster. I JUST LOVE HOW THEY GIVE VIDEO GAME REFERENCES

  • @glaus7593
    @glaus7593 4 года назад +28

    Enemy soldier : okay no enemy is here so this zone is secure
    Sniper : I'm about to end this man's whole carrier

    • @josephpayne113
      @josephpayne113 4 года назад +1

      r/boneappletea

    • @psst873
      @psst873 4 года назад

      Whole career

    • @glaus7593
      @glaus7593 4 года назад +1

      @@psst873 thanks man i corrected it

  • @philidox
    @philidox 4 года назад +4

    This channel never disappoints another fantastic video!

  • @brainlessboy234
    @brainlessboy234 4 года назад +13

    8:10 Is that the predator's visor noise I hear? Nice!

  • @alexbowman7582
    @alexbowman7582 4 года назад +1

    In the American war of independence Washington had German/Swiss jägers armed with early accurate rifles and they took out from distance first the Indian scouts or at least a few and the rest ran away then the officers.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 года назад +1

    There's a 1993 movie called Sniper, 2 Americans get sent to take out a drug lord. The jungle scenes are the best part.

  • @justyouraveragegamer8733
    @justyouraveragegamer8733 4 года назад +66

    [captain price has entered the chat]

  • @phonginsarong3939
    @phonginsarong3939 4 года назад +8

    This feels like an actual good lesson

  • @ayyarmia9186
    @ayyarmia9186 4 года назад +19

    1:35 “It’s now or never, take the shot!”

    • @dondeka2086
      @dondeka2086 4 года назад +1

      Literally every campaign fps ever : “you take one, i take the other” “on my mark, go” “go now” “WE’VE BEEN COMPROMISED”

  • @jc4359
    @jc4359 3 года назад

    Probably not a common comment, but I have to give Simple History some props for putting so much effort into their advertisements!

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 4 года назад

    The video nails it. The object is to be a expert shot and a poor target. Being virtually invisible helps in this job Even in US Civil War, Berdans Sharpshooters wore an early and quite effective camouflage.

  • @paulallen3665
    @paulallen3665 4 года назад +4

    “Target down, I think you blew off his arm, shock and blood loss will do the rest” Captain Macmillan

  • @buttersstotch7981
    @buttersstotch7981 4 года назад +19

    Fun fact: In Finnish army The Ghillie suits have a nickname "Röllipuku" which comes from Rölli (Finnish 1980s children TV-show about a hilarious troll who lives in forest and is pretty clumsy with his movement).
    And the word "puku" obviously means suit.
    Edit:
    Rölli was also voted #1 The Fictional Finns in 2006 :D
    You can see why ruclips.net/video/1UkyxvtS7vc/видео.html

    • @maximilianolimamoreira5002
      @maximilianolimamoreira5002 4 года назад

      interesting,are you Finnish?

    • @buttersstotch7981
      @buttersstotch7981 4 года назад +1

      @@maximilianolimamoreira5002
      Yes I am

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo33
      @iwantsexseemyvideo33 4 года назад

      ✔️🍫❤️

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku 4 года назад

      Well i mean its not only the army and as you mentioned, its only a nickname :p theres plenty of other names but röllipuku /trollsuit is the most common

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +24

    Everyone: *Making CoD references*
    Me: Just remember, no Russian.

  • @Raspuddin6969
    @Raspuddin6969 4 года назад

    Your animations are getting better, keep It up and more success to you guys.

  • @Atomicarz
    @Atomicarz 4 года назад +1

    Yes, "All Ghillied Up" mission is one of my favorite mission on CoD MW

  • @chrisskit_8934
    @chrisskit_8934 4 года назад +40

    Ghillie Suit: Exists
    Thermal Imaging in the corner: Hey..

    • @Tony_aviation
      @Tony_aviation 4 года назад +17

      Thermal imaging: why is that grass so hot

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 года назад +11

      @@Tony_aviation some sexy grass right there

    • @ahnafm.m.z7750
      @ahnafm.m.z7750 4 года назад +3

      @@SoggyCoffeeAddict let's invite them to a flamethrowers party.

    • @leonardoisidoro3224
      @leonardoisidoro3224 4 года назад +1

      You can hide yourself from thermal with a space blanket that’s how the Taliban does it

    • @pieterveenders9793
      @pieterveenders9793 4 года назад

      @@leonardoisidoro3224 I doubt that it's more than a fairly short-term solution, suitable if there is a helo in the vicinity which will likely have FLIR, but not so useful against most moderate to large drones (which fly high enough to be undetectable for anyone on the ground, yet they're perfectly capable of detecting ground threats). Aluminium blankets will cause you to overheat very quickly in warm climates.

  • @maddylmaz4627
    @maddylmaz4627 4 года назад +14

    "I was just a leftenant back then, doing some wet work..."

  • @Dante_-cg3fq
    @Dante_-cg3fq 4 года назад +4

    Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage
    Things are never quite the way they seem
    Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage
    I was awfully glad to see this big Marine

    • @rabbitman4648
      @rabbitman4648 4 года назад +1

      Well we fought all night, side be side,
      took our battle stance
      And I wonder how the bullets miss this man

  • @SegularRpork
    @SegularRpork 4 года назад

    It's happening again, recently I've been interested in ghillie (from games and irl) and I remembered I used to watch this channel. Out of literally nowhere, this video appears.

  • @bacontds4161
    @bacontds4161 3 года назад +4

    Imagine you accidentally shoot a bullet and then you hit someone with that suit

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 4 года назад +26

    Imagine you get hit by a sniper and the last thing you see is a guy wearing grass teabagging on you